The Kickabout is the hit comedy sports show that became the longest running and most successful show on Scottish talk station, Talk107. Hosted by comedian Gordon Dallas. BBC5Live/RScotland/R4/RUlster, usually from a pub somewhere in Scotland it features ex-professional footballer and Ambassador for Show Racism The Red Card Mickey Weir plus ex-professional footballer and ex-ladies man, Joe Tortolano plus other surprise guests in a variety of shows and features ranging form Pub Chat to Heartbreak Hotel and from The Call Out Show to Mickey Weir's Not So Tall Tales. it's a perversion of all that's wrong with football and broadcasting in the UK - not for the intellectually gifted.