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What's up everybody? Welcome

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to the kind of funny podcast. I'm

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one of your hosts, Greg Miller alongside

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producer slash seducer, Nick, scarpeano, ghostbusters day,

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baby. God damn. Is it a ghostbusters

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day right now? Andy, how stoked

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are you? You know what I mean? Cause I

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look at you and you got nothing to look

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forward to most of the time. You know what

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I mean? Marinate on this one. All right. You

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got just another hellish month with me. You

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get a new ghostbusters movie, man. You're back

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on ghostbusters in review. This is

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like, I don't know why I imagined like in angels in

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the outfield when like that dad was kind of a shitty

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dad, but if the angels were in the post season, he

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was going to be a good dad. As long

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as I got a ghostbusters on the horizon, I'll be

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nice. Look, as long as it I was just

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thinking about angels in the, I feel this morning. Really? Yeah.

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When are you coming back? When the angels

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went in the panic, what a crazy thing to say. Kid

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kitty. It wasn't giving a fire. Why the angels didn't

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help him. They knew that what guy wasn't going to

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come back. I'm happy that it boosts

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your mood, but otherwise I

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had a lot going right for me later, but otherwise I'm just

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like, I'm just shocked

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that they're still doing these. Like I,

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I watch this trailer cause this is, this puts that

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to bed. I get it.

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I mentioned it on the reacts today. If I'm

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lying, I'm dying with Nick. I'm like, I can

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understand why people have said you watch this one.

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You're like, there's another seven movies at least. You

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kidding me. This is going to be

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a great time. They got a bunch

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of researchers under the fire house. Now

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they got all new ghostbusters and jumpsuits

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and patches down there. They got ghosts

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and cages experiments on Andy. You're telling

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me they're not doing that in London

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right now. You're telling me we can't

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go over there. It's just too exciting.

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Yeah. I guess. Craig,

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did you learn nothing from Batman versus Superman

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trailer? Oh, I have.

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Don't get me wrong when I was crafting the. I

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thought about trying to play into that but mark

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my words One

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red flag all right perfect trailer. It's a great.

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We saw two of them. They just got better

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domestic with one thing international or another

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Those Brits don't know what's coming Right

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before this I got my Empire magazines from Ben Starr Wow

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I thought about cancel this fucking show just so I could

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read you know what I mean see what else I'm missing

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He said that like from LA

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or what did you know from London? Yeah? Whoa?

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I've been trying to find Empire magazine I saw

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these ghost just cover story and that you think

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that easy print media, but I'm going into safe

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ways I'm going into CVS is I'm going anywhere.

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I know there's a newsstand which there aren't many

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No sign no sign no sign walked into a

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Barnes and Noble Walked

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around the entire fucking place had to come to the clerk.

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I'm like do you guys sell magazines? He's like oh not

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in this location anymore. I got all right I mean when

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I was quoted in the New York Times By

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New York Times way more difficult than you'd expect and

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you'd think New York Times I can go anywhere and

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get that thing that's not the case not

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the case at all new stands Don't where the fuck's

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the news you better. How about you drop your nobility

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because you're just a barn but

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you should fill a book No

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when me and Jen were in a wall journal for me and then love

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and like in wings The only reason we have a

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copy is because big Kev dogs on one I did the same

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thing I went to the corner store I was like the Wall

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Street Journal is a Cleveland newspapers like five years like I Went

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to a Starbucks that nothing makes a love water

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news like that magazine stands though I Well,

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I want to pin in that one and why actually pin in that

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one bring it right back out and put it back into it Did

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you ever go to the Los Angeles news stands

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because like New York? You know what I mean

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and granted I'm basing this off of the hit

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film Ghostbusters where they had a big note newsstand

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There's lots of news stains there But in LA

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I've definitely driven past that one next like the

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fruit stand that has like all the magazines there

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those things are real I don't

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think there's many that's why I think it's iconic and I

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knew I the only one I remember yes

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I mean I remember I remember them I think I've been

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to one or two of them occasionally because my we used

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to go to the El Capitan

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theater they did Italian restaurant right around the corner and

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that would have one of those stands it was like

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you know half a block old non-fisoles

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what's that don't fisoles don't fisoles free

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breadsticks but new stands are like a real

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those were yeah there's a thing

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in New York huh there's still a thing in New

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York are they yeah

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I'm not you walk by and

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there's a guy in there so hey yeah

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yeah yeah one of those things I'm like is this a movie thing only I did not

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see any last time I was in New York but

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I'm sure there are some I mean there's stand there

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they have like the called Roger the kiosks not

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kiosks feel like you know the standalone sort of like

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structures that sell stuff and there are newspapers and stuff

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there but Charlie bucket walks up is it grandpa

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Joe I am definitely

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still has it with the people that are standing there like

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it's next to the hot dog stands we

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go oh and there's but like are you

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talking about just a pile of newspapers they're

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selling like paper boys like a there's

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a whole there's like a guy in there yeah a whole

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bunch of stuff looking like a little and

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he's a no reading

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for free you know so it's from 2018

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this is LA though that's a pre pandemic

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paper had a big issue once we hit the pen yeah that's the

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idea these are the ones I'm ever first thing over toilet paper how

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hard it was you but I use

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all the magazines for toilet paper there are like

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two or three of them still in San Francisco

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like magazine shops well where were you when

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I needed that information I got Ben star over there I was

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here this morning Mike Drucker you're the

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most New Yorker New Yorker

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we know do newsstands still exist

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in New York can just spit water

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all over himself do newsstands still exist

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in New York like like oh

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you go over there and you get a you get a coffee

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you get a get a crunch but it's on the corner and

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they got They got magazines and they got

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a fucking New Yorker thing. New Yorkers love stuff

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like that. Shut up, man. He calls

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him back. It's

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a great while you're out here so I'm

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fighting on my most cost buy. My favorite

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thing to happen in Hollywood in the last

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couple days is Dakota Johnson's entire press tour

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for... What? She was bad on SNL. I

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saw a TikTok where I was like, oh, this guy's gonna break

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it down, but he just broke it down. I

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would have had to have watched SNL. Was she bad? I

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wouldn't know. I mean, whatever. She's Dakota Johnson.

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I personally enjoy her. I think that whatever is

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going on... This is Madame Web, right? Yeah. I

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don't know if that's true, but I do. I don't know if that's

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true. My mom died. I do. She's gonna

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say the gray. We're talking about the thing lady. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's Madame Web. Good actor. But

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this might be my... I told Andy this earlier. This might be

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my favorite thing I've ever seen. Again, this movie's not out yet.

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Like, weird. This is in the promotional height

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for this movie, Press Time. This

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is a headline on Variety. Dakota

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Johnson says it was, quote, absolutely

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psychotic to film Madame Web with

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a blue screen. Quote, I

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don't know if this is gonna be good at all. Yeah.

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That's just the headline. Good. Like,

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that's where we're at with this movie. They're like, fuck it.

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Like, let's just try something out of the box. Like, let's

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just shit on it ourselves. Like, we are in for something.

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Is this gonna be the angle we're marketing

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for? Yeah. I am so excited

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for this film. Like, Valentine's Day. This is

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happening. We're going. Of course.

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Oh, yeah. It's only Spider-Man University to

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review. But yeah, it's... Know the way

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I'd want to spend my birthday. I hope that it

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is. Your birthday's now visible. No, two days after. Okay.

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Yeah. Your real birthday present is calling bones. Oh.

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What a disaster. Yeah. Good

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luck. There's like no... There's definitely not

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a God. Like, you know what I mean? Wow.

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You just lost your faith. Yeah, right there. Right then

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and there. So, the thing with

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Madame Web, though, is... Think about Madame Web.

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There's not gonna be a real Spidey. I'm

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not a real Spidey. There's gonna be a... Tarantula

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Man or whatever. Ooh.

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Is he cute? Yeah. Don't talk

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shit about him. He was cool in the comments. name though

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no no it's a biblical name like the first

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spider-man the garden oh spider

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to proto spider okay

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so he's gonna be a ruin it he's gonna be

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a Spidey I saw an interview with Sydney Sweeney and

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she's like my character Julie is always upside down so

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I was like I gotta be upside down and everybody

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on Twitter is like damn she knows about the comics

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I'm like okay she saw a photo and she said

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in the comic drawings Julie was always

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upside down with me yeah okay like

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no first I don't even know who

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the fuck Julia is spider woman

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Julia Carter woman yeah so who are the

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other Spidey's another spider woman then

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madam woman three

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spider woman and Adam Webb you

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will see how they frame it or is that just what

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they call her cuz she's like is it a seniority thing

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like who says like then you read a web you know

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what's the difference between madam

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and madam is there one no potato

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potato I think you guys how Americans say

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me and Lucy James went to a in-and-out

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last week and we call her madam we

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ordered our whatever and she's like oh like

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you want tomatoes I was like yeah and

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then she's like no tomato I was like

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I've never heard someone actually say it but

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she did yeah that was a

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big problem with that cool Greg ad cougar is like

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yeah when people don't say tomorrow yeah English people say

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it tomorrow usually that's why I've the only place that

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I've heard it aside from that

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I just thought that potato potato was just like okay

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madam is a polite term to address a woman originally

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used only used for a woman of authority madam is

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a French title of respect of who went to mrs.

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okay you need that web could

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be a disaster it's gonna be a fucking

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I can't wait I doubt silk one of

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these women no okay good looks getting her

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own show on Amazon no you

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know they need you think they're like sex stuff

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is gonna be part of it no Gordon Miller

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related to that though I don't

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think the sex stuff will be because I doubt

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they're gonna tie it so much to Peter story

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hold on wait what is the sex stuff so

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here is a character she's

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a horny spider woman oh yeah it's even better

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than that when she gets her on spy

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man they both get super fucking

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horny and fuck they just can't stop that's

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awesome yeah that's pretty

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cool really cool same

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spider bit in both so it's like

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it's based on logic it's Will Smith

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the superhero movie yeah yeah Hancock it's

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Hancock yeah they get more probably sorrow

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yeah they get together they get weaker

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but here they're I guess

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yeah the horny and horny powers get fucked on

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the roof sometimes the ceiling here

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and everybody here's a dramatic reading how many of you do

10:30

I'll be still keep you spider-man okay train

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some life force away didn't he yes

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me too your pheromones are still

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I'm working on me same

10:40

here and you're okay with just holding

10:42

hands Cindy honey it's

10:44

been a really long day Kevin now find the panel where they're

10:46

fucking on the ceiling of the a cart that

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happens oh yeah

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oh yeah

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huh who catches them the

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superior spider-man wife remember Octavius

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Maria Maria that was her

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name yeah so a

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world Mary Jane or something no at this point

11:05

they had already rebooted that right that wasn't a

11:07

thing you didn't exist in this world no she

11:09

didn't have he told his soul to Mephisto because

11:12

he wanted to save Aunt May you want to

11:14

talk about a bad strategy it

11:16

means like a hundred and fifteen oh man

11:18

I thought you mentioned comic writing got shot

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by a sniper and I'd give anything she's

11:22

gonna die of a cold in three months

11:24

Peter just give it up yeah save your

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fucking life don't make deals with the devil

11:28

it was this was like this is one

11:30

of those comic moments that like almost ruined

11:33

spider-man right it was like all the

11:35

good will they built up in the clone saga went away here

11:37

we go see oh he's

11:39

like Anna I can explain first

11:41

what does this look like like

11:44

you're making out with a spider woman on

11:46

our ceiling who's who's Anna she

11:48

was living in she was his roommate

11:50

at the time right yeah this is

11:52

this pre or post this is pre

11:54

spider-man host superior host they had to

11:57

keep living together cuz they know spider-man

11:59

comics man You know, where do we

12:01

think it's gonna rank? Can

12:03

I see spider rankings? Here's the thing I'm

12:06

hopeful it ranks pretty high because

12:08

so many of those movies are like just legit

12:10

bad There's no fun like the carnage shit and

12:12

like like I think When

12:15

we don't have to bury Spider-Man 2. No,

12:17

you silence me in the Raimi's That's

12:23

an award show that happened where the world leaves the

12:25

Raimi's It's not a versus. All right, where were you

12:27

out with this Andy? Do you think it's going to

12:29

be like I don't even know how to

12:31

frame it so bad It's good so bad. It's bad.

12:33

I don't even know I'm hoping I get a there's

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a lot of like laugh factor in it I

12:38

don't want to be dreading sequence to sequence being

12:40

like king. What a waste of

12:42

time and energy I'm hoping to

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laugh a lot. I think I'm gonna laugh a lot Yeah,

12:46

the biggest sad part is they're not gonna be suited up

12:48

and this isn't something confirmed I'm just saying we watch the

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trailer and we got those glimpses of the suit It was

12:52

like yeah, and then there was that moment of like, oh

12:54

fuck These are visions. These are visions of the

12:56

future. They're not actually to be in these suits in the movie. Fuck

13:00

It's Madame web having fucking visions of what the future

13:02

is gonna be not what they are now Here's the

13:04

thing city Sweeney will not be spider-woman of this movie

13:07

You have a terrible you put together a

13:09

terrible multiplayer game. You play it at home

13:12

online terrible time You play with friends

13:14

you find fun. Man. I really were streaming Suicide

13:16

Squad tomorrow I think I think if we're playing

13:19

I think if we watch this all in if

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I were to watch this at home I'd

13:23

be miserable as shit if

13:26

we all watch it together There will be moments where

13:28

Kevin laughs at something that makes me laugh Basically,

13:30

you're describing when we do the in

13:33

review farewell woman the DCE you we

13:35

watch Aquaman frozen Kingdom was world Atlantis

13:39

My brother died at Lanny's or whatever the hell

13:41

it's called my brother died at Lanny's.

13:44

That's what I'm hoping I'm hoping it's just a good close. I

13:46

saw an ad today that I could buy it. I could buy

13:48

it So it's got to be coming soon this right a minute.

13:50

Yeah. All right, that's fun That way you

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wait. He's a mamoa get up Right

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on digital for $20. He forms 30 under

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30 aka the second best baby blue who's in

14:00

San Francisco. He's the Empire,

14:03

baby. The Empire is frozen. It's frozen. No, no.

14:06

I was like, fingering the desk. And Nick looked

14:08

at me doing it. And I was like, that's

14:10

a weird thing to do, I guess. Do it

14:12

sometime. Anyways, he's Tim Geddes. Mike,

14:14

when you guys were watching the Ghostbusters trailer, Mike was

14:16

also watching it in the lab. And I just hear

14:19

him just reacting. Oh, shit. He's frozen.

14:21

And I'm like, pfft. You should have

14:23

heard the other stuff that he was saying.

14:26

First off, he looks fucking

14:28

terrible. Oh, my god. Which I was

14:30

saying, too. It was funny. You didn't say that. We had a

14:32

lot of good jokes about it. And then he goes, what? Nobody

14:37

likes the 2016 version? Followed

14:39

by, they got thorn in it. Do

14:44

you think it looks terrible? I didn't really

14:46

watch the full thing. I'm just more of like

14:48

making fun of Ghostbusters that it's like they're still

14:50

trying really hard. You were talking so much shit.

14:52

How dare you. Yeah, when we come back to

14:54

us, I was like, can you imagine little poor

14:57

Ben Miller in school going in with a neutrino

14:59

water? Neutrino. Neutrino. Neutrino?

15:01

Neutrino. Shut up. Neutrino. I

15:04

didn't say no. Super Neutrino.

15:08

Yeah, because Greg is like, oh, my god. Hopefully,

15:10

by that time, we'll have a new trilogy. And I'll be

15:12

watching that with Ben. I was like, poor Ben. All these

15:14

kids will be playing Fortnite and watching cool shit. And Ben's

15:16

going to have his little Neutrondo one. And fucking just like,

15:19

everyone's going to be like, what is this? He's

15:21

already got three. And he's having a great time with them. And

15:24

again, as I said, after Halloween last year, I

15:26

saw more Ghostbusters. And they were all girls than I've

15:28

ever seen in my life. So he's going to

15:30

be just fine. Don't worry. I was sitting by a hipster coffee

15:32

shop. It was that one Twitter thread that was

15:34

going on. It was a good hipster coffee

15:36

shop. He's got that right face. It

15:38

was one of these right wing guys who

15:40

would always talk about a hipster coffee shop

15:43

where somebody in

15:45

a hipster coffee shop was talking about how good

15:47

of a job Hillary Clinton

15:49

would have been doing. That was just always

15:51

lying about conversations in a hipster coffee shop.

15:53

In a hipster coffee shop, I saw a

15:55

lot of young women dressed as Ghostbusters. Actually,

15:57

OK, now that's funny. I'm back there. Little

16:00

of August is very weird. You're trying to

16:02

hurt me? I'll hurt you then. Tim, I want you to

16:04

know I went to Houston over the weekend. Wasn't impressed. Wow.

16:07

Eight at one restaurant, Papasitos. They had breakfast tacos. They

16:09

weren't that great. Oh, was it like a layover? Yeah,

16:12

it was a connection in the airport. It was just

16:14

not impressive city. I

16:16

had a great time in Houston. I mean, the

16:18

home of the Houston Rockets, trash. We all

16:20

know that. Houston Texans, trash. But is this the one you

16:22

said there'd be the Whataburger at? I wandered around this airport

16:24

looking for your fancy burger. United? Yeah. No,

16:28

yeah. Oh, to Papasitos. I didn't

16:31

see no Whataburger. Hmm, that's

16:33

crazy. So you know Papasitos has

16:35

a seafood equivalent.

16:38

Papa Doe. Papa

16:40

Doe? Yeah, they have like a little thing, you know, similar

16:42

to, I actually can't,

16:44

I don't know of an analog, but like having

16:47

different cuisines.

16:49

They have Papasitos. I guess that's the dough.

16:51

The dough, it's D-E-A-U-X. It's like a Cajun

16:53

kind of like seafood place. Oh, okay, okay.

16:55

Papa Doe. All right, Kevin's showing me the

16:57

terminal here. I believe I walked to the

17:00

E gates, Kevin. How close to the E

17:02

gates am I? Ah!

17:05

Ah! Okay,

17:09

so I land, all right, here's the problem. See, I

17:11

landed in the C gates and I walked to the

17:14

E gates. You walked by, there's a little trick-fil-a nearby

17:16

as well. Yeah, see, I went this way, so I

17:18

never, I should've gone, I would've had to go left.

17:20

Instead I went right and went over there. Yeah, that'll

17:22

happen. Also, I

17:25

was expecting, I mean, it was a weird one because

17:27

I was running, I left Tampa

17:29

Bay, right, I was just

17:31

saying like, hey, I left Tampa Bay.

17:33

My flight was seven o'clock Eastern, so

17:36

I was up 4.30 Eastern, right? Yeah, after going

17:38

to bed at 1.30 Eastern. And

17:40

so then I got, I land in Texas,

17:42

right? Here's

17:44

the fourth show today. I land in Texas, you

17:46

know, Eastern, 8.30. And

17:49

I sent you the Waterburger photo. And I noticed when I

17:51

was on the bathroom, at

17:56

like 4.30 in the morning, right? I noticed

17:58

that you had said something. on Twitter. I was

18:01

like, damn, Andy shouldn't be awake yet. I imagine

18:03

Saturday to Sunday you must have been

18:06

late night or you woke up early or something. I tweeted late on Twitter. Or

18:09

early depending on how you look at it. And so

18:11

I was hoping when I sent you the Papasitos

18:13

photo you would be awake in that moment to

18:15

say, go right, go left, you'll find this water

18:17

burger. I do recall waking up seeing the text

18:19

thinking, when am I going to respond to this?

18:22

Knock back out. Woke up in time for football.

18:24

Yeah. Football Saturday. That was Royal

18:26

Rumble. Right. Sometimes. Work

18:29

backstage. Was everybody actually hearing

18:31

you on the mic or? No,

18:34

Tim was talking about this. Yeah, no. When Tim texted

18:36

me, he's like, we can hear you. I was like

18:38

sitting hard campsite in the normal

18:40

seats where like when I yelled at Roman and Solo

18:42

and stuff. But I wasn't yelling at

18:44

that point. So now somebody else sounded like me.

18:46

For context, Nick and everyone listening, Mike

18:49

and Joey came over, Kevin Asacks came over,

18:51

cool Greg watch and we're at my house watching the Rumble

18:54

and great time show starts maybe like 10 minutes

18:56

in like, you know, hear the chanting and cheering

18:58

and everyone's in. But there's just one voice louder

19:00

than all the rest. Hard to hear what they're

19:02

saying, but it's it's yeah, you know, it wasn't

19:04

me. No, but it sounded exactly like you. I

19:06

know that but you know, you'd be able to

19:09

pick out the words, but you could almost pick

19:11

out the words and this is giant arena. And so all

19:13

of us like, that's Greg. Is

19:16

that Greg? That has to be. I thought, yeah, I

19:18

thought people like was that Greg and I'm like, holy

19:20

shit, I said, Greg, that's not me. And I was

19:23

like, I almost didn't believe you. Like we literally you

19:25

because it who else would be

19:28

such a fucking maniac that somehow at a

19:30

place where everyone is screaming, there's one voice

19:32

screaming sentences louder than anyone else. That's their

19:34

problem. And that's how you know, how I

19:36

stood out, how I became the screaming guy

19:38

at a summer slam. It's like, nobody people

19:40

scream. They don't scream words and they don't

19:42

come from the diaphragm. Right. And they were

19:44

not here to just yell at solo, yell

19:46

at Jay. I'm all about that life. I

19:48

do that in a way nobody else can.

19:50

I'm very impressive. Now, Tim, did you know

19:52

that I'm

19:54

betraying some competences here, but Kevin is X told

19:57

me that Michael's

20:00

hesitant to go to your place because he thought your TV was

20:02

gonna be too small. Yeah, I

20:04

don't I can't If I

20:06

can bring everybody up to see we have

20:08

this gorgeous wall here obviously, right? They

20:10

watch Creator Clash on it one time

20:14

Tim of course has a home theater that he

20:16

spent copious amounts of money on his entire I

20:18

can he won't let you buy my life dream

20:20

She let him achieve this life dream and put

20:23

them into significant debt that to have a gigantic

20:25

TV and 80 and shelly D Down there. Oh,

20:27

I'm sorry. Oh LED and

20:29

then also have a projector screen. Yeah

20:31

bigger than the TV quality And

20:35

it's got atmos sound and all this different stuff

20:37

and reclining chairs and amazing things including it's a

20:39

scene down There are subwoofers in the chair. There

20:41

is it's a scene down there. Yeah, and so

20:43

in the build up to rumble Mike

20:47

Tim was like every come over watch rumble Mike was very

20:49

much into it But he kept trying to insert the idea

20:51

of like well, what if we did it here? What if

20:53

we did it on the big screen? Jibronis,

20:55

you know me and Tim will like I know it's

20:57

gonna we'll do it in my house It's gonna be

20:59

great But then Mike could really showed

21:01

his hand because he started going around him

21:04

to where he'd be like to cool Greg he chugged recruiting cool. Greg.

21:06

He's like cool. Greg, but I don't know we're gonna do it

21:08

here Thank you know blah blah blah and then of course cool

21:10

Greg. I love him cool Greg's the

21:12

most innocent soul we got you know, I mean generally calls

21:15

him a new so, you know A lot of us have

21:17

been recycled souls. This kid's brand new or whatever He has

21:19

no way of delivering that information to Tim in any less

21:21

the way that he's walking over and be like yo So

21:23

Mike would like to do it here But

21:27

you didn't put nothing at all Like I've been thinking or

21:29

this that I know he's like Mike would like until we've

21:31

already had this conversation Some point after

21:33

a show Tim like grab Mike and walk

21:35

the video But I hear what you're saying But like

21:37

this screen is not as good as you think it

21:39

is I think that look the sound of his echoes

21:41

the screen. It's great. It's big but that's about it

21:43

But here's what I was telling Mike I was like

21:45

if this turns into a party and we can get

21:47

20 people to come hang out

21:50

Let's do it here But I'm like we've been

21:52

testing the the waters nobody fucking has interest in

21:54

this shit like we had I have six seats

21:56

at the theater I can have three more that

21:58

don't get all the fancy treatment And we

22:00

didn't even film all. It's like, what are we

22:02

talking about here? And so, he was like, oh

22:05

yeah, it's too small. I'm like, Mike, it's an

22:07

83-inch screen. And we're

22:09

not using that even. We're not even fucking using that. We're

22:12

using the 136-inch projector.

22:15

The thing that kills me is that, you

22:17

know, we all sort of have our things.

22:21

Right? You are known for two

22:23

things. Maybe three. I'll say three things that you

22:25

are 100% known for. What are they known for?

22:28

The summer jacket. The color blue. And

22:30

really liking big TV screens. Thank you. And

22:32

quality. Those are like the three things that

22:35

if I put on your character sheet for

22:37

like a D&D game, those would be your things.

22:39

Yes. So, the fact

22:42

that Mike said that, there's

22:44

got to be something else behind me. He does not want

22:47

to come. Is that why? Maybe it's

22:49

a stranger's house. I don't know. Not a stranger, but you know what

22:51

I mean. You know how Mike's come out of the house? You've been

22:53

to my house before. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird.

22:55

I don't know, Nick. I'm with you though. I feel

22:57

like there's something deep in there. There's something there. Kevin

22:59

walks in. First thing he says, he looks at me

23:01

and he goes, Mike said your TV was small. And

23:04

I was like, I fucking know. What

23:07

the actual, the most offensive thing he could possibly

23:09

say. I mean, it's not like you're viewing this

23:11

at Joey's house. I can hear

23:16

you yelling at the other side. Joey

23:19

said the Toshiba netbook at the

23:21

other side of the hallway. Why

23:25

are you guys doing this? Stop

23:27

attacking me. Oh

23:29

shit. I'm

23:34

sorry, Joe. I love you, Joe. But

23:36

Super Bowl. Hey, big

23:38

one. Big one. I love how this all

23:40

came together. Love the memes. Love everything.

23:43

My favorite. I just love how clever people can be. And I know, you know,

23:45

the first person that says the joke, it's funny. The 10th person is less funny.

23:49

I don't think I've ever seen something

23:51

that made me go, God damn, that's clever.

23:53

More than like the Kansas

23:56

city chiefs. 49ers,

23:58

the two red pigs and the three just. And

24:00

like looks like it's it's red

24:02

versus red Taylor's version. Oh my god

24:04

damn. That's good. That's good stuff Yeah,

24:08

you should be in media with fucking a mind like that always

24:10

think that too I was like, I wish I could I wish

24:12

I could have thought of that I don't know Taylor

24:15

Swift that way I just mean I just

24:17

mean super bowl in terms of Here

24:19

oh Cuz this happened

24:21

last this happened last year. I was giving Tim a lot of shit

24:24

and I was like, you know Why don't you have a super

24:26

world party? Why don't you invite us? Maybe I would have gone

24:28

right with all the invites hmm And then somebody

24:30

was like you would have woken up halfway through

24:32

the super Somebody's like why don't you

24:34

just why don't you just watch it at the studio on

24:36

the big wall? But fuck I'm yeah,

24:38

that's a good call. I think it's like the

24:41

studio great and I have no problem with No,

24:48

but Nixon Niners fan now, yeah, but like he just he

24:50

kind of brings them You feel the city like well cuz

24:52

Nick went to a bar the other day He was like,

24:54

oh, there's football on god damn it and by the end

24:56

of it was I was fucking go nighter You know like

24:58

happening in last night. Oh Yeah,

25:00

we were last night after punch when I we went to subric because

25:02

my buddy hosted Fucking

25:04

crowd and no we were just at a sports bar

25:06

and I legitimately Didn't

25:09

know who had won the game. I saw who would won

25:12

the Chiefs game because I saw the the Like

25:14

people celebrating that and like Taylor Swift and Kelsey and all that

25:16

stuff but I was like wait did the Niners well, I'm pretty

25:18

sure they won but like I don't know and

25:22

We were at a bar 24. They were

25:24

showing the recap of the bounce Oh

25:26

my god, and I got I was like, I

25:28

don't what the fuck that wasn't right. So I

25:30

just had that moment of like fair

25:33

weather Fandness we're going to Starbucks today

25:35

and Nick's like, oh, yeah, how's your weekend man? Like

25:37

you watch the games? Oh, Did

25:40

you yeah, the rumble was fucking awesome Both

25:46

games are both like back to back and everyone was

25:48

very excited I mean one is like SF here and

25:51

the other one was Taylor Swift like that thing took

25:53

over the nation It's hard not to get caught up

25:55

in that when your city's team right at the Super

25:57

Bowl, right? I mean, if nothing else you look I

25:59

was driving around the city at night last night and

26:01

I saw Salesforce Tower lit up with gold and red and

26:03

I'm like that's pretty fucking cool. City Hall is still red

26:05

and gold like that's pretty

26:09

cool. You're like wow they're celebrating Portugal or some

26:11

shit. I

26:14

don't love sports and I'm hypercritical of San Francisco for

26:16

the most part but I mean come on bro we're

26:19

going to the Super Bowl let's go. I mean third

26:21

time and like well because they

26:23

lost to the Chiefs right before the pandemic. January

26:26

20th. So is this sort of

26:28

like vengeance? Like we're getting

26:30

our revenge if we beat them? Well a lot of

26:32

people aren't happy with this Super Bowl. One

26:35

because a lot of America is annoyed

26:37

of Taylor Swift and they

26:39

am always cutting to the camera whenever like

26:42

Travis Kelsey catches a ball or whatever. He

26:44

plays real well. So a lot of America

26:46

is very annoyed of Taylor Swift and a

26:48

lot of America is very annoyed with the

26:50

Chiefs continued dominance. And on

26:52

the other side of things the Niners

26:55

have been here a lot before. We don't want to

26:57

see the Chiefs and Niners again and the Lions were

26:59

a team that have not done anything in 60 years.

27:01

Yeah they shit the fucking beds. They shit the beds

27:03

so bad. They were fucking in control of that game

27:05

and let it get away. I mean they were dominating.

27:08

At one point Nick one of the Lions guys waved

27:10

goodbye to the crowd when it was like 20 to

27:12

7 in the second quarter and

27:15

then like they showed him in the fourth quarter. He came

27:17

out of the fucking locker room after halftime where he was

27:19

like I shouldn't have waved earlier. Probably probably

27:21

yeah. It was really it was it was

27:23

a bad loss. Like they look like the

27:26

Niners just stormed back. I get it. There's

27:28

also part this there's part of me that

27:30

like loves the sort of

27:32

like Hollywood aspect of this. Oh

27:34

yeah. Taylor Swift there. It's

27:37

a record in her boyfriend and she's a

27:39

fucking megastar. And it's so romantic and like

27:41

in my brain I'm like how did they

27:43

not like in my brain and it's not

27:45

gonna happen obviously because she's too big for them.

27:48

And in my brain Usher's like please welcome to the

27:50

stage. Taylor Swift and she just comes out and

27:52

does like one song for her man. Sings to

27:54

her man. You know what I mean? That's the real

27:56

Cinderella story here of course. They

28:01

win of course as they will because

28:03

this is a storybook ending for this

28:05

love relationship We're also locked into let alone Taylor's here,

28:07

which is been insane. You know what I mean? So

28:09

you're calling it a beat the Niners. Yeah, 100% I

28:12

mean, this is just this is a Hollywood movie and I think

28:14

that's what I want football. That's what I They're

28:19

passing the Lombardi trophy around they're doing their whole

28:21

thing and he gets up there and he Kelsey

28:24

gets up to the mic and He proposes to

28:26

Taylor Swift. I mean fucking hell. That's that would

28:28

be a there's no Looking

28:31

way anyone whatever top that no I

28:33

mean even winning an Academy Award and then

28:36

like proposing to like the woman that was

28:39

Wanna marry who's like your co-star or whatever? Yeah

28:41

next to you, baby, but no winning

28:43

the Super Bowl trophy I mean,

28:45

come on because I mean, this is like a

28:47

swim. Come on. It's the yeah the The

28:50

fucking artists of now whatever you want to say. I

28:52

mean, I would say my generation But no we do

28:55

but you know what I mean? It's fucking Taylor Swift

28:57

the biggest not your fucking act in the world the

28:59

you know, the most fucking successful whatever

29:01

I mean in the world wherever she won't even be

29:03

coming off still doing it. She'd be fine doing in

29:05

Tokyo Did you see the breakdown? Did you see the

29:07

tick tock breakdown of this? No There's

29:09

a great tick tock that I can share I can

29:11

share if you I guess over the middle from Jen

29:13

to me But I saw it even before then but

29:15

it's a guy explaining to his I assume

29:18

girlfriend and friends Maybe just is like three or

29:20

four female roommates. They're all Taylor Swift fans and

29:22

he's not that much He's like a data guy

29:24

I guess and he said it all up of

29:26

a PowerPoint where he walks them through the timetable

29:28

of Taylor Swift performing in Tokyo

29:30

having to go right to the airport fly and

29:32

she can make it she can make it but

29:34

it's like This big reveal at the end He

29:36

goes through this is like Multipoint power power multi-fly

29:38

powerpoint presentation to get to the fact that she

29:41

can make that she can do the Japan concert And she

29:43

can come back and be part of the Super Bowl pescence

29:45

people in the chat are Like

29:47

two they've been together for three months. Yeah.

29:49

Yeah, no that longer than that. Yeah, but

29:51

I mean, yeah So this is the

29:53

happiest we've ever seen her. He seems super happy

29:55

there in love. Let him be I mean look

29:58

most me relationships like this Let's

30:01

be honest. They both know what they want at this point.

30:03

They don't last that long anyway. So let's just give us

30:05

the story about getting what we want. Yeah, exactly. Let us

30:07

have it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. We

30:10

all thought that Tom Brady, Giselle Bunsen, they're going to

30:12

last forever. She was like,

30:14

for five years or seven years, stop playing

30:16

football please. And you did it hard. I

30:19

will soon. I will. But you know

30:21

what? He retired once, but he kept

30:23

on just coming back and coming back. She was like,

30:25

I'm down. See, Staphon's with me. Taylor's had enough high

30:27

profile boyfriends to know by now where it's going.

30:30

She's a 35 year old woman. And

30:33

I can't tell actually that's not my side or being against

30:35

me. But again, I'm saying she's a 35 year old person.

30:37

She knows what she wants in a long term relationship and

30:39

who she's seeing and whatever. Yeah, for sure. But I thought

30:41

it would be honest with you. You got people with you.

30:43

Jumping, being drunk and shit, jumping out of the thing, screaming.

30:45

Love that. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh my

30:47

God. Again, very limited understanding of all

30:49

this stuff. But yeah, the Kelsey family seems like

30:52

people I like a lot. Oh, they had a

30:54

party. They had a good party. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

30:57

I mean, what was wild was that

30:59

they were already on such a large

31:01

rise before any of the swift stuff

31:03

happened. Like their podcast was

31:06

getting very, very popular. They're in the

31:08

documentary too already. Yeah, that documentary, their

31:10

new high podcast, the new

31:12

high podcast between Travis and Jason Kelsey because

31:15

Jason Kelsey plays for the Eagles and

31:17

he is really one of the best

31:19

players of all time. Going deeper than I

31:21

even thought. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Jason

31:23

Kelsey is a center for the Philadelphia Eagles. Is

31:25

this the guy that was drinking? Yeah. For

31:28

real. Yeah. He plays

31:30

for the Eagles? He's for the Eagles.

31:32

He's just behind the celebrate. Well, also check

31:34

this out. Last year, Travis and Jason Kelsey

31:37

play against each other in the Super Bowl. Those

31:39

are those guys? Yeah, those are those guys.

31:41

This is an amazing story, dude. Fuck yeah.

31:44

So, but their podcast was already like on

31:46

such a massive rise in terms of popularity

31:48

and just how good they are on the

31:50

mic. I think Jason Kelsey is like a

31:52

better podcaster. He's like a lot funnier and

31:54

he's got a bit more sense of humor, but like Travis is

31:56

really good on the mic too. And

31:59

they yeah. had that's your last year

32:01

it was a big story mama kelsey's there who

32:03

she rooting for about a lot of them both

32:05

to be happy they end up uh...

32:07

obviously the chief high that you've got to have a

32:09

good idea that the chief

32:12

beat the eagles last year and uh... and

32:14

then this year the eagles were in the

32:16

playoffs again they lost in heartbreaking fashion and

32:19

uh... so now he's there to support his brother and

32:21

that they will look you last night being like fucking

32:23

go get this that'll get also a good

32:26

circle but his brother like already gonna retire

32:28

he's like that i just

32:30

saw the shirt of i think thirty five thirty six

32:32

and he is like it

32:34

seemed like it was his last season they're

32:37

going to check it was a retired so well

32:39

he the heat somewhat

32:41

came out that he had said that and then

32:43

you like no i didn't i didn't like fully

32:45

confirmed whatever but a lot of people are all

32:48

you're saving it for your podcast that's what you're

32:50

doing now but he was like very emotional in

32:52

his most recent podcast uh... you know just talking

32:54

about his career in all the they wanted probably

32:56

one of the best centers of all time how

32:58

old is travis thirty

33:00

four so he's still got some

33:03

game left now like a couple of you got a couple of you still playing

33:05

really well but you know the down and i miss career for sure what

33:08

is this position he

33:10

blocked sometimes he catches a lot of balls basically

33:13

he's like good post route basically he's the

33:15

security blanket for patrick mohomes

33:17

when patrick mohomes looks out and nobody's open he's travis

33:19

is fucking open let me hit that big you know

33:21

seven foot frame not really but he's like

33:24

six five six six he's tall big

33:26

monster like he's just on a full bottle bear

33:28

out there pretty much like that's

33:30

very very good a football and he will be a hall of

33:32

famer as well and last night he is

33:35

a real nerdy but like he really uh...

33:39

fucking uh... jerry rice for

33:41

the most they offer receiving yards already which is

33:43

insane or maybe play off reception either way that

33:45

i think there was a race record f-insane is

33:47

there a right to heal like sixty years old

33:50

for the forty three of those ridiculous though

33:52

reality for the pe Transcends

34:00

because of these two guys because of Taylor's

34:02

just a cultural then it's just sports Yeah,

34:04

this is an incredible like, you know American

34:06

royalty story at this point. Yeah, so it's

34:08

cool. I think it's great I think that's

34:10

fun. It's definitely making a halftime show on

34:12

usher. I'm moving I know it sucks But

34:14

I mean to be honest and there's the

34:16

brother connection, right? Yeah Yeah, there's the the

34:19

taller brother and then there's the one that's

34:21

more fun to listen to brother Yeah, that's

34:23

like younger or maybe older. I can't remember

34:25

but I Know

34:30

that was weird one though. Yeah, I sure Is

34:34

that why I thought it was totally safe But

34:37

I was so disappointed by the usher announcement when that

34:39

happened I think yes and bangers if he doesn't come

34:41

out and he leaves I'm gonna be like this was

34:43

a lot Look a lot of people

34:45

have bangers, but you got a You

34:47

got a pair usher up with other people of that

34:50

era as well. You can't just have just usher It's

34:52

one of not like that guy, you know It's

34:54

one of those things where you're like, you know Right

34:56

now at least you look at the past halftime shows

34:59

and you want the person that's doing it to be

35:01

like a person I want to see

35:03

Shakira just stick her tongue out and shake that thing. Yeah

35:05

with no regard. I always want to do that Yeah, any

35:08

day of the week in jail. Oh man, but like

35:10

that's the things I haven't just haven't thought about ushering well granted

35:12

I don't know music as well as you guys do but no

35:14

I'm with you I should just like a classic at this point,

35:16

but he just he has a bet Yeah, I

35:18

would say like if you could have gotten Taylor that would have

35:21

been fucking amazing Deep like

35:23

fucking history of a lot of

35:25

awesome singles. There's no denying

35:27

that those guys he has the discography for that

35:30

But like I just don't happy Easter

35:32

Xbox It's just kind of odd coming out

35:34

with that now as if like he had

35:36

a big resurgence recently. Well, he has a

35:38

new album coming Oh, he's dropping that day.

35:40

That makes sense. This is all building the

35:42

marketing. Here's my thing. Here's my thing Yeah,

35:45

here's my thing. I feel like it'd be similar

35:47

to have You Now

35:52

stick with me here to put ludicrous in

35:54

this same Sort

35:56

of position a guy who had a lot of

35:58

hits in the past. He's coming out with a new album that's like yeah

36:00

but we're not gonna really listen to that new album are

36:03

we like anybody

36:05

really looking forward to this new usher album like

36:07

we've been tourism it's a little different though no

36:09

but this isn't like a return of Jay-Z going

36:11

back to rap until my come out you know

36:13

this isn't something like that it's like a new

36:15

usher record I don't know if that's gonna do

36:17

the thing and like I'm not

36:19

an usher guy like I actually am on the other side of

36:22

it but I sure oh you're anti

36:24

us I'm anti I got some real-world beef

36:26

with him some shit with him and one

36:28

of my friends were back in the day didn't treat her

36:30

nicely and I don't like this guy oh wow but music

36:33

wise you know I can't deny what he's

36:35

brought to the table there's

36:39

an era that we don't really credit him with

36:41

oh foot like or cuz we think about the

36:43

2003 2004 era of usher

36:45

and even a little before that where he

36:47

absolutely crushed it right yeah but then I

36:49

feel like he every four years or so

36:52

he's got my Brittany where it's a slow

36:54

burn got let it burn where you just

36:56

keep coming back with these hits that are

36:58

massive yeah yeah like you just don't really

37:00

think about but it's like when you look

37:02

back at it you're like a club bangers

37:05

right ushers been club banging for decades yeah

37:07

it's like V and when I think of

37:09

like the quintessential dance club from

37:11

like 2000 to like 2010 I feel like

37:13

we're that's all like those songs are so

37:16

iconic I mean yeah right yeah that man

37:18

can't no disrespect to usher I'm not saying

37:20

that I'm just thinking I just I

37:23

don't think of usher right I don't think of

37:25

him as being like it guy yeah that's that

37:27

name being announced doesn't make me go oh shit

37:29

that shit gotta watch like when they were like

37:31

the weekends gonna do it I was like okay

37:33

I see that weekend having a moment right now

37:35

at the weekend is the guy I was talking

37:37

about and then he did that weird ass halftime

37:39

show so weird yeah like the fucking

37:42

all the old-school like rappers coming back

37:44

like that was cool cuz that's like

37:47

it's not just 50 cent

37:49

is headlining no that's what

37:53

you need ladies like that spotty what the

37:55

man in the chat was asking if Justin

37:57

Timberlake's ever done the halftime show yeah doesn't

37:59

you're like did The most notorious

38:01

halftime show ever. Remember. When.

38:03

To be okay I with the nipple gate

38:05

oh that's when they and wardrobe malfunction rights

38:07

I was that our lives those i'm I'm

38:10

going to in law's paired with are siding

38:12

with bespoke suit when just simply data a

38:14

Super Bowl of years ago. Oh and I

38:16

have even balance really bad night when Men

38:18

the Woods came out a room but that

38:20

albums called was it as bad as x

38:22

and so us. And

38:24

her from myrtle of them. In

38:27

call universe at a movie Cats over there is

38:29

issue tells of there's new stance and never committed

38:31

it. Wasn't as bad

38:33

as a. Wasn't. Black Eyed Peas

38:35

thought to be as like the worst. I.

38:39

Don't remember ever seeing that one I'd be interested

38:41

to wash. And who had luxury on a. Show

38:44

us your yes yes thousand yeah that was

38:46

very good and bad to have people like

38:48

out there. was the woman their own idea

38:50

swings ya later I was the only or

38:52

that when it lady gaga like come down

38:54

from space I would look better to as

38:56

far it a that footage young man for

38:58

hours and amazing never skipped over the top.

39:01

And she's just as those little documentary leading

39:03

up to that you're like he is. He

39:05

jumps into very and yeah, a reciprocal getting

39:07

her. That's what. That's what I want to

39:09

have them show. I want that level of

39:11

height like. Gaga like cresting becoming god

39:13

are becoming like that the top of her game know

39:15

they were going to be lead us to the going

39:18

to never going to get an issue that that and

39:20

it's like a center of the album. That was it.

39:22

I read a pretty and pads I read a as

39:24

I think that those are those multiple cost of area

39:26

I read a tweet to Nyc on you know if

39:28

it's true but I was going to stated as fact.

39:31

That. Like Anna thirty years ago or something

39:33

like that. There. Was no

39:35

halftime show. And.

39:37

When they would go to bed he went to really marching bands

39:39

are some says. Something. Like basic, it

39:41

wasn't like a spectacle, right? And

39:44

in Living Color. Decided to put on a

39:46

half time show in Living Color put on

39:48

like Rc will have time thing or whatever

39:50

I'm not. They had performances a commie of

39:52

probably mix of both. Despite.

39:54

battle billie had a flirty million viewers that

39:56

everybody left wanting to sue roll from cbs

39:58

and he went to fox And the

40:00

next year CBS is like hey no

40:02

more that get Michael Jackson Yeah, and

40:04

that started like what became the big

40:07

year. You remember halftime heat the

40:09

rock first mankind empty stadium for the whole Holy

40:11

shit, that was the shit. Oh my god halftime

40:13

eat you remember this now Oh, yeah, this is

40:15

what you weren't watching Yeah What was this they

40:17

used to do that like when Super Bowl halftime

40:19

would hit there would be a match you'd go

40:21

watch on USA To that or USA Network and

40:23

they started it with rock versus mankind when they

40:25

were going back and forth for the title in

40:27

Empty stay the whole thing was they did what

40:29

they was pre-recorded So they just did it like

40:31

on whatever night they were gonna do raw or

40:33

how they were gonna do before after So they

40:35

just brawled through an empty stadium Interesting

40:37

pretty stick match cuz the false kind anywhere except for the

40:39

very end Mankind pinned him with a forklift and so all

40:41

of a sudden you just cut to like basically what today

40:43

it would be a GoPro I'm a forklift coming like how

40:46

do we get this camera angle? Like

40:48

wait, why are we in this first-person shot at the forklift?

40:51

Pinning the rock, but he won. That's great. I

40:54

want to go to Super Bowl one day as a

40:56

place Hell yeah, yeah. Oh Okay,

40:59

I think I still got it in me. You

41:01

got a couple years left to eligibility look kicker

41:03

You're so right bringing up kicking because you can

41:06

kick old anybody could fucking kick

41:09

Like I can kick anybody can kick right

41:11

one can kick and that's such an easy thing That's why

41:13

I keep telling my nephew and my niece is like hey

41:16

keep playing tennis keep playing golf Cuz

41:19

you're not gonna make it in NFL or the NBA

41:21

You're never gonna be tall enough or strong enough or

41:23

fast enough Get into a sport that doesn't

41:25

require all that kicking is one of them All right, you

41:28

got Mexican blood and you you're good at soccer

41:30

automatically Yeah, except me. I was not very good

41:32

at soccer when you know, we'd get into school

41:35

yard I like the football the baseball round but

41:37

kicking get your kids kicking in college

41:41

You get a they could play for fucking 20

41:43

years making a million a year. You know what

41:45

I mean? Yeah, but then you risk like the

41:47

kicker is always the most polarizing position get go

41:49

because they're always this scapegoat Oh, he missed the

41:51

last kick You're going to make good so and

41:53

then you don't make that kill. I'm gonna go

41:55

home and you can cry our time money You

41:58

know like yeah I'll

42:00

kick and when I say a million a year,

42:02

that's definitely under selling. I'm you know, what's the

42:04

lowest you do the kicking position? 800

42:08

K 800 K is the lowest No,

42:13

I think the veterans minimum is 500 K year

42:15

or is it maybe 800 K I'm

42:17

gonna leave it in a better in the minimum like that There's

42:20

a league for at NFL like three or four. So my

42:22

no, I think it's 500 500 K That's

42:24

not I mean look that's a lot of fucking money. Yeah,

42:26

so just occasionally have to go kick a football under minimum

42:29

salary Rose you $705,000 in total Fucking

42:33

shit this year the minimum style for NFL

42:35

players 750,000

42:37

the amount applies exclusively to NFL

42:39

rookies during their debut season as

42:41

they advanced the minimum rises to

42:45

870,000 and 940,000

42:49

by the real question is if you're a

42:51

kicker on them one of these professional football teams, what's your

42:53

license plate say? I Think

42:57

you could see it but with

42:59

X's. Yeah. Yeah, take what it sticks.

43:01

Oh That way

43:03

I get somebody to talk shit. Really? You can't kick him

43:05

like point thing you want to go I

43:08

thought I was my socks and I run up and I can't

43:10

give him the dick I thought Nick was asking this because it

43:12

was a natural lead-in to like a Car

43:14

reference. Yeah, like they have cars with

43:17

custom license. Well, here's where my brain

43:19

went. I'm at right. Okay, please Yeah,

43:21

you're a professional athlete. Yeah, so you

43:23

got a cool car prop You're making

43:25

$705,000 a year minimum. You're driving a

43:27

Porsche minimum, right? All right, you

43:29

drive up and everyone else has cool cars, too You

43:32

want to distinguish your car somehow? You got a little ego on

43:34

you because you have to because you have to believe in yourself

43:36

when you go up to make that Kick at the end of

43:38

the year for the Super Bowl or whatever You got to have

43:40

a cool license plate that kind of makes everyone giggle a little

43:42

bit So this guy's got a good sense of humor. He's keeping

43:44

it light around the locker room, right? dick

43:46

kicker Pretty funny.

43:48

Yeah, it kicks kicking it taking

43:51

it kick it Basic well there

43:53

there was that the the Los Angeles Chargers

43:55

kicker Put together

43:57

the Chargers social media team is

43:59

always the best. They're always the ones like their

44:02

stuff goes viral beyond football where when they

44:05

announce what their NFL schedule is. They always

44:07

do like they'll

44:09

recreate Pokemon with

44:12

motion graphics although do like an anime intro

44:14

and they'll like recreate the Dragon Ball Z

44:16

intro but it's all their players or whatever.

44:18

They are they're always insane. Well they they did

44:20

a campaign the charges were terrible this year but

44:23

they ran a campaign for their kicker who was

44:25

very very good his name is Cameron Dicker. Dicker

44:27

the kicker and they ran a campaign where he

44:29

was like kind of a better call Saul type

44:31

lawyer he's like do you need a good kicker

44:33

at the end of the year call me like

44:35

vote for me like he was like a very

44:37

they did a very silly like ad campaign or

44:40

whatever and he's Dicker the kicker and

44:42

I think there it is there's like

44:44

dick of the gigger vote now. This

44:46

guy is fucking wrong. Yes

44:49

this is the guy man. They do

44:51

a great job they're so good and

44:54

he was very very good I think he was like 28 of 30 on the year

44:57

or something like that. You look

44:59

perfect. If I had to cast a kicker this would be the guy. Dicker

45:06

yeah it's this guy. Oh

45:09

they put no that's the quarterback. Oh okay.

45:12

That's the quarterback. But they put

45:14

together all that to make it seem like he was

45:16

complimenting the kicker that's pretty damn good. That's pretty amazing.

45:18

That's good for him. So anyway yeah Dicker the kicker

45:20

is already like a pretty good one for that's a

45:23

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48:31

invulnerable, parentheses can't be killed but can

48:33

still die from old age. What? Invulnerable.

48:39

Easy. I don't want to live forever. I don't

48:42

want to have somebody to need to kill me in order to

48:44

end my life. And

48:46

invulnerable just means that like I don't gotta

48:48

worry about dying in a plane crash or

48:50

a car wreck. I'll

48:53

just die of old age. Perfect. Or I'll

48:55

die when I'm 52. Something like that. Yeah. But

48:58

invulnerable. But if... Okay. Wait

49:00

why are you dying of 52 of old age? Oh

49:04

no, that wouldn't be of old age. It'd just be like

49:06

heart issues or something. Andy has a lot

49:08

of eyes. Cranking it, my heartbeat goes too

49:10

fast. So you're saying, okay. Okay. Well

49:13

if you're... Yeah, if you're immortal... Old age I

49:15

feel like... I...

49:17

If I died at 52 and I had

49:19

taken this invulnerability clause from the devil and

49:21

or god. And I get to

49:24

hell and or heaven. And they're like, hey welcome.

49:26

I'm like, what the fuck? 52

49:28

is not old age. That doesn't count. You

49:30

know what I mean? You fought me on it? Okay, maybe that wouldn't be

49:32

it. Okay. Yeah. So

49:35

here's the thing. Immortal. I

49:37

don't want to live forever. I don't want to be

49:39

able to see everybody that I love and know die around

49:41

me several times. That's too much for me to go through.

49:43

Plus this planet's not going to last very long, let's be

49:45

honest. I don't want to have to

49:47

witness that either. You don't want to see the fire.

49:49

Yeah, exactly. And the only way to end

49:52

your life, I'd have to be like, I need to just

49:54

stab me in the heart. And you're going to have to

49:56

experience like a murder. Your yourself being murdered. You'd be ready

49:58

by then. You're thinking right now. with what

50:00

43 years behind you think about if you were

50:02

like 430 years or you'd be ready to die you're

50:06

on your fifth life sure you're like honey it's

50:08

the year 4000 something I've

50:10

only had five wives and then you're 20 20 to 4000. Why do

50:12

I do one every thousand years? yeah

50:16

yeah yeah I get into my car and I

50:18

say honey one day you

50:21

know don't don't hesitate to just put a little rag in

50:23

that muffler I'll

50:26

start the car listen to some music

50:29

I saw die so you want

50:31

her to be complicit in your in your death what

50:33

that's probably the most peaceful way to go

50:35

as opposed to fucking like I

50:37

need to just stab me in the heart yeah cut my head

50:39

off there that's one of those honestly for

50:41

this question I'd be like you're this is some

50:43

kind of trick this is some kind of genius gonna fuck me what

50:46

do you think the monkeys pies well

50:48

I mean invulnerable I'm

50:50

a tallah from Superman the animated series where is that great

50:52

moment where he realizes he can't feel like

50:55

well yeah but you can't be hurt and he's like but

50:57

I can't feel anything yeah you're a fucking robot they would

50:59

have written that in a mortal

51:02

you can live forever but you know I don't know

51:04

if they'd the fucking devil you can live forever but

51:06

you you live forever but can be

51:08

physically killed which sounds weird to me still but like okay

51:10

but you just said I just don't die of natural cause

51:14

you're gonna live forever unless you have to be

51:16

stabbed or murdered something has to enter into your

51:18

environment that well any just said you wouldn't die

51:20

in a plane crash with in more in more

51:23

what no invulnerability you would not my apologies

51:25

right immortality just means you would live forever

51:27

until see that's my thing is like when

51:29

you start you let's start you start down

51:31

forever you start downing back invulnerability though

51:33

right say you do die in a plane or

51:35

you do get in a plane crash you're invulnerable

51:38

you see every one runs you die yeah

51:40

well I'm good like that's horrifying oh sure

51:42

what if you're with don't write like we've done a copy

51:44

very similar to this a long time ago which I think

51:47

it was like with three wishes or

51:49

something like that you know yeah don't fuck me right

51:51

I rule number two is don't fuck and mine was

51:53

always like I don't want the invulnerability unless my wife

51:55

can do it to whatever I'm gonna do it's gonna

51:57

she's gonna have it curl around her Yeah,

52:00

I need to go and then I look over just Like

52:04

a watermelon that Kevin crushed on the oh, yeah It

52:06

would be like it would be the show invincible where

52:08

he grabs that old lady and like tries to save

52:10

her and in his Arm, she's all mangled up cuz

52:12

she like survived her and I

52:14

went in holding or whatever. Yeah, I would yeah,

52:16

that's a tough one I'd probably pick I Probably

52:20

pick invulnerability. I want to live forever. I don't want

52:22

to live past like I was just young good both

52:24

ways Here's here's a cool thing. You'll figure it out

52:26

like invulnerability like I just don't worry about like Piano

52:30

falling on me the plane crash. Yeah, but but okay, but let me put

52:32

you let me put you this way, right? You're

52:34

at the roll. Oh, right Yeah, you

52:37

know just there one of the wrestlers is

52:39

like I oh man. I pulled a hamstring

52:41

and You go off that Ben

52:43

why cuz you don't give a shit and they go Greg

52:45

we're gonna we're gonna do a ladder match That's 15. Sorry.

52:47

Hi, and you go off I can jump off that thing

52:49

right now with my Star

52:53

what I've always gone for right is especially during the attitude

52:55

era when like, you know, Mick Foley's getting beat to shit

52:57

Right ripping his ear the idea was like oh man to

52:59

be kind of cool to have wolverines, you know healing power

53:01

Yeah, that's what you're then thing is you feel all the

53:03

pain, you know, I mean, yeah, but you're not gonna hurt

53:05

yourself You're not gonna die. That's

53:07

not about a fucking feel my crystal crack open

53:09

and then come back together Well, I mean you're

53:11

in this instance, you know, I don't think Superman just falling you're

53:14

like, oh that hurt a little bit But you get back up. No,

53:16

I don't know if anything's really like your skulls. You know anything. Can

53:18

I feel pleasure? You know, I mean Yeah,

53:21

this is the metallica again. So I'm just saying

53:23

somebody shows up with this deal. I'm like not

53:25

trusting you You look like Jesus, but you're not

53:27

Jesus. You want to do this? No, I'm going

53:29

over here. Okay, I see what you're talking

53:31

Nick I see what your worries are. You take mine and

53:33

give it to his wife. Here's the real question Andy You

53:36

want to live forever? Would you would you live forever and

53:39

the only thing that could kill you is if like

53:41

you get in a car accident or something? It's very

53:43

specific like you have to get into a car accident

53:45

between the hours of like 3 a.m

53:48

The 4 a.m on the West

53:50

Coast during daylight savings time Okay,

53:53

or like it and then you're gonna live forever or

53:56

you could be six foot one. Oh, man and

54:00

who knows? I'll

54:03

take 6'1", but put me back at like 18

54:05

years old, 19 years old. You

54:07

don't want it from here on? It's gotta be from here on.

54:10

Ugh, man, that's rough. But you got the rest of your 30s? Tall.

54:13

Yeah, but like my prime's over. I would like my,

54:15

the height of my athleticism would have been back then.

54:17

Think about how fast I'm already. I beat Greg's ass

54:19

in a race. Yeah, but you can flow with it

54:21

because you're bigger. Think about my three point shooting though.

54:23

My strides along though. Yeah. I'm incredible at shooting and

54:25

three pointers. It'll make me 6'10". Oh,

54:28

6'10". Yeah, 6'10". Okay. Student

54:30

three pointer. But here's the thing. With

54:33

the invulnerability thing when

54:36

you're like, yeah, but if you die in a car

54:38

wreck or if you don't die in a plane

54:40

crash, but you see everybody else die around you, how

54:42

traumatizing is that? Here's the thing. I'd

54:44

be okay. I would tell people. No, you would, Greg. We all

54:46

know you would. I walk up to a science lab. See

54:50

a bunch of scientists working in there. I

54:52

grab a gun, put myself in the head,

54:55

nothing happens. I go, I'm invulnerable. Take

54:57

my blood, do whatever you need, but pay me a lot.

55:00

I'm going to be your study thing. You're going to be

55:03

using my, I'll come in for whatever you all need to

55:05

do to figure out the key to making everybody else invulnerable.

55:07

I become a massive millionaire. I don't got to fly with

55:09

anybody. I have a private jet. Fly

55:11

by myself. See, you believe in the good of people

55:13

though, because I've thought about this too. If I had

55:15

the Wolverine healing power, but not the animatium, right? Or

55:17

not even the claws of that matter. You say that

55:19

to somebody and you expect, no, they fucking throw you

55:21

in a lab. Deal with the devil. Not going to

55:24

go in a lab. They lock you up. That's the

55:26

other thing too. What if in your immortality business, they

55:28

discovered this, they get scared to even lock you up.

55:30

What if you get charged with a crime by somebody

55:32

fuck with you? You're, he gets life. Fucking

55:34

400 years in jail trying to break out. I have two

55:36

swords on me at all times. I

55:40

dare you to try to come get me. I

55:42

started thinking about immortality, right? You start thinking, okay,

55:44

you could potentially amass enough wealth so

55:46

that after two or 300 years, you're

55:49

basically just ruling the world, right? Well, yeah. But then I

55:51

think about how stupid I am and

55:53

I would just lose money. Totally. Broke for, I'm like, I'd be

55:55

like broke for like... It's always 400 years. You

55:57

look back, you look back at all the things you should have

55:59

done. I'm not a stock damn it should have bought.

56:01

Yeah future you know invest an apple in the fucking

56:03

80s It's not gonna happen back to this whole thing

56:05

of like you know me watching everybody be dead around

56:07

me or whatever Yeah, it would just be like am

56:09

I getting cold walking away am I hungry you

56:12

know what I mean am I? Yeah, okay. Let's you know you can

56:14

feel stuff Okay,

56:16

you're gonna be fired. Don't worry you Movie

56:20

society of crank your putt at night you familiar

56:22

with this one. No you should be it's got

56:24

a lot I got Oscar nomination society of the

56:26

snow it's the same story as alive from back

56:28

in the day Oh, I see I've seen all

56:30

right rugby crash in the mountains or whatever Jen

56:32

I watch that watch this movie right and I

56:34

I don't think I ever watched alive as a

56:36

kid which would make sense cuz I was A

56:38

kid or whatever we're watching this movie though, and

56:40

when they're finally like yo we got

56:42

to start eating people Yeah, terrified like half the people in

56:44

the plane are like no. I won't do it. I'm like

56:47

Give me the fucking hand you know what I mean like what are we

56:49

talking about here? And then

56:51

there's this whole conversation of his desecration of a corpse

56:53

and they start the people who are dying not eating

56:55

like All right, you can take my body. It's like

56:57

I wouldn't what no you don't need

57:00

this permission for a lie It's gonna be against

57:02

God. We're gonna go to hell. I realize it's

57:04

the 70s. They didn't have internet They didn't realize

57:06

how they thought the world was flat still but

57:08

like what a bunch of dumbass See the fucking

57:10

people alive was a me Kevin and cool Greg's

57:13

quicksand where Gary his mom showed us that move

57:15

We were way too young yeah, same here We

57:17

were convinced that some point we were either gonna

57:19

have to eat each other or someone's gonna have

57:21

to eat us Yeah, still not sure it's not

57:23

gonna happen. So you're quick. You never know So

57:26

that was your quicksand which was like my fire in

57:28

the sky Very similar like

57:30

well fire in the skies everyone's aliens are gonna come

57:32

get me that movie was terrifying. Yes, you

57:35

can feel stuff Greg You're

57:37

fine. Here's what I'll say you can if I blow

57:39

if you if I blew in the back of your

57:41

neck You gotta you need a shit But

57:45

even then it's like okay cool and this is the

57:47

invulnerability then right was over Yeah, you're vulnerable in that

57:49

I still get worried like Alex Mac was always on

57:51

the run from people like you guys are just can't

57:53

you Know what I mean? Like people are always gonna

57:55

chase you for this shit. Is it worth it? You

57:58

know, I mean Alex

58:00

back think about how much Superman and like

58:02

but the thing is this right this thing

58:04

is this like nobody's ever gonna know you're

58:06

invulnerable You could just be you say

58:09

that But then look at smallville

58:11

season 1 through 10 where Clark kept getting

58:13

caught Remember when he punched through the

58:15

fucking elevator and stopped it well then the girl turned out

58:17

she had powers too and they left You're right elevator. She

58:19

teleported into his room, but then they got caught by his

58:21

parents and died hot they fucking on the ceiling No

58:25

No, but if you do remember when Lana got

58:27

powers for a hot second They did fuck hard

58:29

enough that the seismic thing went off on the

58:31

road. There was an earth. I watched a lot

58:33

of roads No, no, no, Lana Lang in smallville

58:35

with me. I Just

58:39

feel like you could be like with your

58:41

mentality Yeah, and you're already

58:44

like you already in

58:46

many instances live your life like you

58:48

are in vulnerable Yeah

58:52

And I just feel like if you had invulnerability

58:54

you'd be an even bigger superstar than you are

58:56

right now I appreciate it. I just never tell

58:58

any planet You were like how's this guy never

59:00

get hurt and I would you be like Talk

59:03

to my lawyer and I would be next year like we

59:05

have them on a lot of fucking hormones like TRT He's

59:07

on a ton of steroids. I would just tell

59:09

people that and they'd be like believable Believable,

59:12

right? Meanwhile, I'm jacked out

59:14

of my gourd cuz I'm taking some of your money

59:16

and I'm doing I'm

59:18

on Roy. So I gotta get big to got it. You got a

59:20

match You got help me and then Tim's in our in our sphere

59:22

and we're just poking Greg

59:28

also Jack why you've been

59:30

vulnerable One

59:32

does not equal the other what would you think of don't

59:34

afraid of pain? He made that very clear. Well, they told

59:36

me I have to worry about it If I'm not going

59:38

to the I'm not not going to the gym because I'm

59:40

scared of dying there Like Like

59:44

I'd be in the gym if I wasn't invulnerable,

59:46

you know Like it just cuz you're in vulnerable

59:48

doesn't mean you're you're muscular and in shape and

59:50

you want but the thing is they're always Making

59:53

new machines, you know, I mean and so somebody

59:55

I there but people are worried about getting a

59:57

you know Can't get their neck or whatever for

59:59

me I can just say, give me a workout machine I can

1:00:01

do while I sleep. You know what I mean? But I don't think

1:00:03

you do. I just

1:00:07

feel like for you, the branding we have is like a football

1:00:09

player in the 70s. Right?

1:00:15

Where you look at like athletes in the 60s,

1:00:17

70s and they're just big. Yeah. They're

1:00:20

just not like jacked out of their gourd. You're not seeing deaf people.

1:00:22

You're seeing a big hulking man. Sure. We're

1:00:24

just going to give you. William the refrigerator pair. Yeah. Yeah.

1:00:28

They didn't call him William the oven. Post-rare. I don't

1:00:30

know. You

1:00:32

know, I don't think about how large and what a great

1:00:34

physical specimen I am often. You know what I mean? But

1:00:37

you always think about how big I am and how small

1:00:39

you are. Well, I think about it because we have a

1:00:41

tremendous opportunity with Ben. Right. That

1:00:43

obviously was squandered on all of us in

1:00:46

that we can push him toward utilizing

1:00:48

that six foot to six foot deep

1:00:50

in game to just be

1:00:52

like. Why

1:00:55

do what? See, I understand that. I

1:00:57

understand that. I understand being physical. He can do

1:00:59

whatever he wants. Physical? No, we'll

1:01:01

make him do it. We'll get him a workout machine. Right

1:01:03

now, that's the thing. Put it in his grip. You know

1:01:05

what I mean? Remember that one Jacks kid who showed up

1:01:07

on Maury and the Jerry Springer show all the time? Little

1:01:10

Hercules? Oh, Little Hercules. Well, Kevin, get me

1:01:12

an update on Little Hercules. I only get

1:01:14

reminded of him because I always just see

1:01:16

what Little Hercules is up to now. I

1:01:19

always get those things I fed to me and like. I'm happy

1:01:21

I do not know who Little Hercules is. Oh, he was like

1:01:23

a little eight year old and he had abs and

1:01:25

like. He looked like, you

1:01:27

know, remember like in Georgia the jungle. He

1:01:30

looked exactly like him. He looked like Fran. Same height, everything.

1:01:32

He looked very good actually. He was very tan. Very

1:01:35

tan little kid. Yeah, they put the bronzer on

1:01:37

him for sure. And he uh. I think he

1:01:39

was. That wasn't natural. I think he was pound

1:01:41

for pound like the strongest specimen in the world

1:01:43

because of how much he weighed. He

1:01:45

was able to lift a whole lot like. There's

1:01:48

Little Hercules. You know this kid. Okay, of course.

1:01:50

What's the update on Little Hercules? Oh, good. He didn't

1:01:52

keep it normal. He didn't keep it normal. He didn't

1:01:54

keep it normal. God bless him. I

1:01:57

said it's fine. See that looks like he didn't keep

1:01:59

it up like. For how scary

1:02:01

he looked before but like that is a deep

1:02:03

valley. Yeah, that'll stick with you know, perfect Yeah,

1:02:05

you know that's how it is. That'll be one

1:02:08

of the even if you gain mass He'll still

1:02:10

have a little like you look like a Goron,

1:02:12

you know It's one of those things

1:02:14

where I think about this a lot right? I'm so I've

1:02:16

never looked like that in my life and it's kind of

1:02:18

a blessing Cuz I never look back

1:02:20

on pictures of being go and I lost

1:02:22

it. Sure. I've ever had it. Sure. Exactly. I had it What

1:02:25

did I lose? You can't know you can't you can't know something

1:02:27

if you'd ever had it, you know what I mean? Yeah, great

1:02:29

one of the things I've been driving out here

1:02:31

We keep getting slapped away from right was when I was backstage

1:02:33

at the rumble I was doing some interviews with the superstars whatever

1:02:35

and I won't name names here But I hope it gets it

1:02:38

makes the final cut of what they're filming or whatever or what

1:02:40

they're editing together But I was talking to one of the one

1:02:42

of the bigger lads back there You know what I mean? And

1:02:45

we are going back and forth with microphone and this is

1:02:47

on camera in the thing or whatever And he's just like

1:02:49

you're a big dude. I'm like, yeah, I think

1:02:51

you're bigger than most our roster I'm like, yeah, you

1:02:53

think you beat them up and I'm like, yeah You

1:02:56

think you beat me up and that's what I back down

1:02:58

That's when I back down because of this man could beat

1:03:00

me up. There's one dude in WWE right now named almost

1:03:04

almost how tall is he Can

1:03:07

we get a check on this? Oh, mos 72

1:03:10

like I think it's 74

1:03:13

maybe like that's a big dude. It's insane because

1:03:15

a lot of these guys are Wow

1:03:19

and seeing him enter the rumble next

1:03:21

to all these tall guys and they

1:03:23

look like nothing Yeah, like it is

1:03:25

terrifying to just imagine that somebody could

1:03:27

be that large level 3 boss I'm

1:03:30

trying really quickly to find it in last year's

1:03:33

Rating reveal thing I jaded with up up down down But

1:03:36

I interviewed him and like you you all

1:03:38

know how big I am. Let me see if I can find

1:03:40

Langley in the chat I think it's the YouTube chat says I'm

1:03:42

6 7 and just learned that I'm the fattest I've ever been

1:03:44

at 256 pounds.

1:03:46

Yeah, but if you're 6 7 Yes,

1:03:48

you're fine, bro I what's your

1:03:50

your your weight should be what

1:03:52

220 230 for at 6 7

1:03:55

you're fine, bro. Don't worry about it Not

1:03:57

bad since it was in 400 pounds, but I don't believe

1:04:00

I don't believe them either they announced him yesterday,

1:04:02

and it was like a six whatever and seven

1:04:05

whatever He's 400 pounds, and I was like there's

1:04:07

no fucking way That's true, and I thought about

1:04:09

it. I'm like maybe with how

1:04:11

much more I weigh than Gia She's a foot

1:04:13

smaller than me. I understand I don't

1:04:15

got the muscle, but he has muscle there. I'm like

1:04:18

maybe it's our time up that way I mean how

1:04:20

tall is he six or seven

1:04:22

three seven three how tall was Shaq? Back

1:04:25

is seven Seven-one can you

1:04:27

look up shacks? Yeah, I mean with seven four Let's just

1:04:30

look up shacks wait like playing and when he was oh

1:04:32

he was like 350 Yeah, he

1:04:34

was a big I mean that's like you think

1:04:36

every six or so inches you're putting on you

1:04:38

could put on anywhere between 30

1:04:41

and 50 pounds and still be quote healthy right

1:04:43

yeah like there's guys in my gym that that

1:04:45

I work out with that are They're

1:04:48

like six two six three, and they're put

1:04:50

there 230 easy six one two thirty and

1:04:52

they look fine But it's they're fucking big

1:04:54

can we Kevin I sent a screenshot to After

1:04:57

here from last year's WWE

1:05:00

2k 23 Ross reveal radio Remember

1:05:04

I'm six three here's the thing though the

1:05:07

heights one thing the sheer size it's like

1:05:09

yeah, knowing how big a big Greg is

1:05:11

and seeing like you look like You

1:05:15

look like Nick that looks like a torso

1:05:17

none taken god that'd be hilarious if we

1:05:19

could all be together And it was

1:05:21

like nesting dolls or I like this and then Nick's next

1:05:23

to me. I mean I would do it Hilarity

1:05:27

of it. Yeah, he's a big he's like really

1:05:29

muscular. He's super nice. He's fucking jacked 70

1:05:34

pounds just sheer muscle on him it sucks He's

1:05:36

one of those guys that like because he's just he's

1:05:38

big like they kind of just treat him as like

1:05:40

this big Pruning monster guy that like doesn't talk at

1:05:42

all. I was watching him on some late night

1:05:45

show whatever and he was hilarious Like so

1:05:47

personable like so funny. I'm like let him

1:05:49

go you got to be the big brute

1:05:51

Yeah, they're totally pigeonholing him in that he's

1:05:53

a good manager He does

1:05:55

need a good manager ladies and gentlemen I'm

1:06:00

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