In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of Joshua and the Battle of Jericho. Nick learns that some really popular Bible stories are much darker than Alan and Adam remember.

Jonah and the Not-a-Whale

Jun 6th, 2019 28m 33s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of Jonah.

Jonah: The Greatest Adventure

Apr 2nd, 2020 49m 17s

In this episode, Alan is out on paternity leave, so Adam and Nick watch the Hanna-Barbera cartoon of Jonah from “The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible” and discuss its merits.

The Four Horsemen of Our Current Apocalypse

Mar 26th, 2020 46m 2s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick the end times. Nick learns that Alan and Adam grew up in a church obsessed with prophesy (and prepping).

Naaman Has "Leprosy"

Mar 19th, 2020 38m 23s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick the story of Naaman. Nick learns that Alan and Adam have vastly different understandings of the sonic qualities of punctuation.

Elisha Kills Some Youths

Mar 12th, 2020 36m 13s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick the story of Elisha and the Bears. Nick learns that just two verses can spark the imagination of a young Adam.

Bible Battle Bracket – Round II

Mar 5th, 2020 58m 19s

In this episode, once again, Alan and Adam battle it out in a tournament setup by Nick. Nick learns that DC Talk’s and the Talking Heads’s careers never overlapped…coincidence?!?

Jesus Would Have Been a Socialist

Feb 26th, 2020 36m 55s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Jesus’s politics. Nick learns that Jesus probably would Feel the Bern!

Unclean Animals – Peter’s Weird Dream and Leviticus

Feb 20th, 2020 43m 25s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Peter’s weird dream that changed everything. Nick learns that he’s been eating ALL of the wrong types animals.

David Gets All Oiled Up, Part 2 of 2

Feb 13th, 2020 44m 56s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick more stories about the life of David. Nick learns that it’s possible David and Oprah had something in common. Shhhh, it’s a secret.

David Gets All Oiled Up, Part 1 of 2

Feb 6th, 2020 28m 3s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick more stories about the life of David. Nick learns that Saul was a really shitty dinner host.

David Does a Bad Thing

Jan 30th, 2020 35m 2s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of David, Bathsheba, and Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah”. Nick learns that Alan really doesn’t like Susan Boyle.

Evie’s Catholic Corner: Self-Flagellation, Relics, and Stigmata

Jan 23rd, 2020 44m

In this episode, Nick, Alan, and Adam listen to Evie talk about Catholicism. Nick learns that the (current) pope doesn’t like red shoes.

John the Baptist Loses His Head

Jan 16th, 2020 35m 27s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of John the Baptist. Nick learns that knowing where your head is might be more difficult than you might assume.

Ehud: Righty Tighty, Lefty Stabby

Jan 9th, 2020 30m 14s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of Ehud. Nick learns that judges can be the funnest part of something (the Bible is the only thing, but still, it’s something).

Oh, SH!T! We’ve Got a Clip Show

Jan 2nd, 2020 34m 22s

In this episode, Nick, Alan, and Adam share some of the best moments of 2019. They all learn that cop outs can end up being more work than just making a regular episode.

Xmas All the Bits and Baubles

Dec 26th, 2019 47m 17s

In this episode, Nick and Adam attempt to guess the origins of American Christmas Traditions. Alan learns that Nick and Adam are easily distracted by stupid jokes.

Jael Performs Amateur Surgery

Dec 19th, 2019 31m 14s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of Jael. Nick learns that he’s not alone in loving his night milk.

Pass Me the Bible with John Cal – 1 Corinthians 13

Dec 12th, 2019 29m 19s

In this episode, John Cal tells Nick, Alan, and Adam about 1 Corinthians 13. Adam and Alan learn that there might be parts of the bible that they don’t have issues with.

Tower of Babel Had a Failure to Communicate

Dec 5th, 2019 34m 1s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of the Tower of Babel. Nick learns that sometimes the conspiracy theory is worth the wait.

Jehu Drives Like Jehu

Nov 28th, 2019 32m 49s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the story of Jehu. Nick learns that when your commander comes out of his tent, covered in oil, you’re going to war!

Fairness is an Illusion

Nov 21st, 2019 36m 31s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the parable of the Talents and the parable of the Workers. Nick learns that Alan would have broken Adam’s toys on purpose.

Sodom and Gomorrah Do/Don’t Like Strangers

Nov 14th, 2019 38m 38s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Sodom and Gomorrah. Nick learns that sometimes offering your children up as sacrifice isn’t the answer.

Good Samaritan and a Couple of A-holes

Nov 7th, 2019 35m 40s

In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the parable of the Good Samaritan. Nick learns that maybe all priests are Levites, but not all Levites are priests…or maybe all Levites are priests, honestly we’re not sure.

Moses Does Some Magic, Part 2 of 2

Oct 31st, 2019 44m 49s

In this episode, Alan and Adam start to tell Nick about the story of Moses. Nick learns that Pharaoh was real bad at keeping his word, but, also, Moses and Aaron were SUPER naive.