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Hey, Kirk Minahan. Show listeners. You can find every

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episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify

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or YouTube. Prime members can

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listen ad free on Amazon

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Music.

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We're

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live. We're live. We're live on YouTube right

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now? Yeah. Wow. Well, Mike Gary

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just witnessed. Very exciting.

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mean, what what's that? How's that feel? Being

0:20

this in your greatness. I was more

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impressed with just the raw silence

0:24

for the first twenty minutes I was in the room. are

0:26

you used to that? I enjoyed

0:28

that.

0:29

the One second.

0:30

Alright. Here we are live on Youtube. Boy, it's

0:32

a very professional operation. Dave,

0:35

you just win this genius in the last half hour. I hope

0:38

you understand that. I I did. It was impressive.

0:40

I was good. There you go.

0:44

Meanwhile, just doing this show in general,

0:46

I don't know that's a genius move, but I

0:48

think it's just a you know, it's a time thing. I I don't think

0:50

it you know, This

0:52

is Case Week. next couple weeks, you know, we're here.

0:54

We're gonna do the show here. We'll do the show Tuesday, and then

0:56

think Friday again. Well,

0:57

Tuesday will be in Boston at the cheeky

1:00

monkey.

1:00

which I'm so excited

1:03

to be at. And trivia Very jealous. I wish I

1:05

was invited. Yes. I

1:06

wonder if you're always invited. I'm like, damn. You

1:09

know, also don't have to go. Yep. Whatever you wanna do.

1:11

I'm not here to make your life more difficult. God

1:14

knows. You'll do it to enough people. Yeah.

1:18

So we'll be there. I'm looking

1:20

forward to that. I don't know. So so just because

1:22

I I got a lot of questions about this, including

1:24

from the Head of

1:26

content of Marshall Sports David Portnoy texted

1:28

me on Saturday, wanting to know what time the show is, and

1:31

I said, I think, five o'clock. Right? Yeah. So

1:33

if you're going to the show, it it where

1:35

is the trivia? Where is it? At the House of Blue

1:37

House of Blue. House of Blue. Yeah. If you're

1:39

going right next door, The show starts at five.

1:41

Come on, bye. We'll take some pictures whenever you want

1:43

after, and then we can all kind of stroll

1:46

over to the trivia thing. It'll be a big min it feels

1:48

like a big minifan event, I think. Tuesday

1:50

night, Dave. If I'm if I'm not mistaken. That's the feeling

1:52

in the air. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm looking forward to that

1:54

as always. And yeah.

1:56

Such should be good. I

1:58

would expect if

1:59

we sure there'll be couple hundred minute fans least

2:02

in that place. There'll be food and all that stuff. Right? Yeah.

2:04

booze, all that good stuff. yeah. think

2:05

everybody allowed and probably loved their brand new merch

2:07

on, which I'm happy about. So excited. The feedback

2:10

to that was, I would say, unanimous, which I'm

2:12

happy about. It's good. I I you

2:14

know, people are texting me, like, tweeting me

2:16

rather like fucking fire calling me. I'm like, you think I

2:18

didn't know about this? I have no brain for merch. I have

2:20

no fucking idea. I've never claimed to have an

2:22

idea. like, you know, you might as well embrace that

2:24

some fun with it. If it's terrible, what are you gonna do? It's

2:26

terrible. And I'm scared to talk about merch

2:28

with you. Do you know that by now? I'm just Well,

2:30

you know, I have no a, I have no brain, I have no

2:32

desire. It's not high in my list of you

2:35

know, Tucky. Mike, just heard about this time before. You think

2:37

I have time to worry about merch? Right. It seems

2:39

secondary. Yeah. I mean, God. Jesus Christ.

2:42

know, I thought the thrice weekly thing was kinda

2:44

funny. I didn't think the shirt would look that bad.

2:46

It looks really bad. Right. I did

2:48

send it to you. Why don't I send it? It looks worse

2:50

than it did. I don't know. You know? So

2:52

I've been on Dave's side of

2:54

this and dealt with, like, the merch people. Mhmm.

2:56

And there are times where I've, like, sent ideas

2:59

from. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

3:01

And gotten back stuff where I was like,

3:04

I don't know how you thought this is what I meant.

3:06

Like, they they don't I don't think they're pretty it's a pretty

3:08

close I don't think they're close. It's a pretty close rep case.

3:10

Yeah. It didn't it didn't feel that far

3:12

off. Yeah. But all the unanimous feedback I

3:14

got as well, and I think Dave texted me. This is people

3:16

just want, like, the logo. Right. Sorry.

3:18

We'll just give them that. I don't care. I'm not looking. It's

3:20

funny though, the show when I can't get mad. I just

3:22

can't get mad. Why why when the

3:25

shitty shirts sell? That's the problem.

3:27

Are you are they selling? They are selling. Oh, are

3:29

they? Yeah. Well, I think but I think also we embrace

3:31

the true fact that it's I think they're doing cyber

3:33

Monday tomorrow. Yep. I'm sure port noise.

3:35

They're doing a sale bar, so I didn't hear about it. I don't know

3:37

about that. I think it's twenty percent off. I believe

3:39

You guys told me to tweet it out. I mean, it's not gonna

3:41

hurt anybody to tweet it out. But

3:45

I can tell Dave is gonna hard Portnett's gonna

3:47

hard on for how bad the shirts are. He loves it. He loves it.

3:49

So that'll be a big part of cyber Monday. And

3:51

like it's funny, who cares? I you know, if somebody

3:53

wants to buy a grape I will

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say seventy percent of those shirts go

3:57

to pancreatic cancer research.

3:59

It will cure it if we sell two thousand of them,

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I was told. So Mhmm. You know, I don't know.

4:03

Who knows? But but yeah, they're the

4:05

the terrific shirts. Terrific. Go go buy them,

4:07

whatever I I don't know. And people are so

4:10

when I say if you buy it, you can come here on Friday. Yes.

4:12

Which is fantastic. That might be so

4:14

make sure I be here. Those are this fantastic. It was

4:16

a great Six thousand Fridays are booked.

4:19

Good. Who cares? Yep. We all and how good we are

4:21

with those The

4:23

eighty

4:23

two won the gold certificate. I did reach out to him and make

4:25

sure he's got to see that the trivia. I actually just

4:27

messaged him before we started here just to just

4:29

to confirm. Good good. Good for him.

4:31

Yep. So

4:33

yeah. So that yeah. I

4:35

don't know. I'm I'm a little worn out. I saw

4:37

both my trivia teammates have a tough weekend

4:39

sitting at that couch. Yeah. You know, Dan Katz

4:41

is a day point of hundreds of millions of dollars. I

4:43

spent the whole weekend sitting on that couch at those

4:45

other fads themselves. They made they they

4:47

lost who they are. That's how they made their money.

4:50

don't know. I mean, I I give credit, I

4:52

suppose, but Jesus I got my shipment

4:54

of blue. What what is

4:56

it? Blue cop, blue Stole blue. Stole blue.

4:58

Stole blue. How is it? haven't had it yet, but I

5:00

got my shipment today. Oh, good. Yes. Oh,

5:02

wonderful too. grind your own beans. That's

5:04

a good question. I gotta I gotta buy

5:06

I'll I'll do that solid for Dan. Why not?

5:08

He needs he needs the publicity, I would

5:10

assume. Mhmm. I'll go buy a coffee maker

5:12

tomorrow. Oh, he'll have a coffee maker. No.

5:14

Oh, you drink a coffee? Make sure they drink a coffee.

5:17

Yeah. I don't know why I said that to him.

5:19

Yeah. Why did you say that to him? because

5:21

I was gonna I want him to I wanna try it,

5:24

so that's my only option. Right? Like, I can't

5:26

just I can't go to the store and have He's

5:28

talking about to say, we might brewing up a bit of

5:30

this for me. Yeah. We do that. I don't know.

5:32

It's amazing to me I worked three summers at

5:34

Dunkin Donuts. I couldn't make a

5:36

coffee or another day of my life. Really? No

5:38

chance. You'd be back in there. You'd

5:40

come back to you. I remember the feel for the

5:42

machine. I remember the first summer I worked

5:44

there. I was You know

5:47

me? Like, I'm not I'm

5:49

a very, like, socially awkward person

5:51

and, like, no, and, like, restaurant or whatever.

5:53

Like, if somebody Like I've said before, if

5:55

literally if, like, I ordered a salad and the

5:57

salad had, like, a penis on it.

5:59

Showing said pick around it. gonna

6:02

do more of this. Yes. Like, I

6:04

would not eat. It's protein. I wouldn't say

6:06

anything. But, like, that

6:08

first summer I worked there. It was on my first

6:10

job. The pants I had on were

6:13

like like a twenty two

6:15

waist. It was for, like, you know,

6:17

clamor, but would they be they wouldn't be right.

6:19

Like, remember coming home from from work

6:21

and taking them off and you would see, like, the

6:24

inside in Denver, like, all the way around

6:26

my stomach. Like, it hurt for, like,

6:28

seven hours. I didn't say I I was just

6:30

listening. No. I was like, I was a teen. I was like,

6:32

I I know I wasn't I know you're just was saying

6:34

to a manager. I don't know. Right. Nowadays, somebody

6:36

would just quit and, like, do a TikTok and cry about

6:38

it. Yeah. walking

6:40

out of Dunkin' Donuts -- Yeah. The whole -- Right. --

6:42

whole video. Yeah. Exactly. -- absolute

6:44

asshole movie Dunkin' Donuts this morning

6:46

by somebody. A guy in front of me -- Dog

6:49

again. -- who is supposed to hit or tip the

6:51

person, like, right in front of

6:53

me. So then you make everybody

6:55

else fucking asshole. Oh, you mean,

6:57

like, the the thing, like, in the line where they pay

6:59

for the person behind you? No. No. No.

7:01

This is Oh, tipped for you. He

7:03

gave cash. How much to

7:05

the woman? Uh-huh. It probably was like

7:07

twenty bucks or something like that. The woman who makes

7:09

his coffee, I assume, every day, or each Sunday

7:11

or whatever. Yeah. He tipped her twenty bucks for

7:13

the holiday season, but then it made the seven

7:15

of us behind look like fucking assholes.

7:17

Not really. If you gave her if you gave her two dollars, that'd

7:19

be fine. don't have to give her anything. I don't

7:21

give her anything. Yeah. I mean, I want her anti

7:23

tipping here so that there are people who are No. III

7:25

didn't hear those stories for tonight, but that's that's

7:27

that's that's that's that's that's I thought I I

7:29

thought it was dick right behind her? because he gave twenty

7:31

dollars. She's a dick. I've been just like, look at

7:33

doing this with you. You know that's not a dick

7:35

move. That's stupid. You're just doing that. That's

7:37

stupid. was that a dick move? It just felt like a dick

7:39

that here's this guy who just handed just He like a

7:41

dick it felt like a dick move that he

7:43

handed twenty dollars and I did hand and This is

7:45

his brand. No. No. No. That's what I mean. Yeah. I

7:47

mean. He signed filled the end of the comp.

7:49

Sorry. I feel like we're like, it's not

7:51

true. I feel like we're at, like, season

7:54

fourteen of a sitcom at this point. Right?

7:56

Yeah. It might have been very kept going. They're like, oh,

7:58

yeah. The ratings should have forty percent, but you know it's another

8:00

season syndication. So we'll just but

8:02

we'll do it. Yeah. Well, my Uber driver tonight

8:04

said hello to me, but it didn't feel like he

8:06

really meant it. It was kinda like peanuts

8:08

on this flight. Oh, did I say penis can

8:10

you repeat penis a plan in which he's supposed to use?

8:12

Well So your point is you

8:15

think the guy in front of you is a dick

8:17

because he tipped. He could have put it in

8:19

the jar. He could have put it in the jar.

8:21

That's the only thing I was thinking. understand. What did he

8:23

do? Like, throw it in the air? he

8:25

said he handed it to work, and he said thank

8:27

you for everything. So

8:29

what? Like, thank you. How late seasonally for

8:31

everything. don't know. Maybe they know did

8:33

she did she seem equally angry as you to

8:36

get these twenty dollars? She of course, she

8:38

ripped the guy out of this ass

8:40

the comparison would be the guy in the shuck of the

8:42

blows his fucking head off. Anybody

8:44

else got twenty bucks? The guy,

8:47

go ahead. Yes. The comparison is what? The comparison would have been the

8:49

guy behind me he feel like an asshole, like, I

8:51

didn't ask him? No, I didn't ask him. I bet you

8:53

you're the only person in America who would feel that

8:55

way. You feel insecure because you're a

8:57

bad tipper. Right? Yes. Okay. Well, now I'm

8:59

like, that's with me for everything now.

9:01

Like, why? So did you feel the whole time, like, she

9:03

was judging you for not tipping her? Not

9:06

judging, but it's kind of like, I don't know.

9:08

Like You know this woman? I mean, this is a

9:11

frequent I see her, like, very often.

9:13

Yeah? Okay. I mean, you should throw her

9:15

few bucks. ten bucks for the holidays. Yeah. I

9:17

think that's reasonable. Okay. Alright. I

9:19

think I didn't notice. We should give her

9:21

Dunkin' Donuts gift cards. Yeah. She I'd be

9:23

curious, it's like a lot. You

9:26

know, Mike's not even Dunkin' Don't say words, fucking Dunkin'.

9:28

Can you believe that now? fucking assholes

9:30

world. These fucking assholes. It's

9:32

not the same as he used. Do you know his twenty dollars? Are you

9:34

just saying that? I saw twenty dollars. Yep. That's

9:36

a hell of twenty dollars. examining this guy,

9:38

so you're scrutinizing him was right

9:40

behind the scenes, like, off his ass. It was a busy

9:42

dumpling. By the way, twenty dollars now was like an hour

9:44

for them. The world has changed. Yeah. I think I made

9:46

three I think I made three dollars and ten cents

9:48

my first. Oh, I'm dead

9:50

serious. It's crazy. My check would be like eighty

9:52

dollars. I felt like the fucking king of the

9:54

world. I

9:54

remember we made a minimum wage at

9:57

Entercom, which was I

9:59

believe twelve

9:59

dollars or something at the time. And when

10:02

they moved to ninety eight five's

10:04

old building -- Oh, yeah. -- it was right next to that

10:06

McDonald's. And it said now hiring thirteen

10:08

dollars. Fuck a

10:10

better job, better

10:12

chance of success, and I said, read a future

10:14

of a manager someday or something. Maybe on

10:16

a franchise. I don't

10:18

think, oh jeez, that's right. I was saying, I don't think I was ever in

10:20

that building. Of course, I was. That's right. I didn't know nothing about me. I

10:22

don't think I was ever on the air. No.

10:24

No. The last show I did was at the old building.

10:26

Really, man. Thanks. You did record a

10:28

podcast with me and Maroso in that building. That

10:30

is true. That is true. That is true. The letter of time.

10:32

I hate Maroso progress, David. Oh,

10:34

curious. No. He I mean, he's read my

10:36

text messages, but they haven't responded. Yeah. Yeah.

10:39

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, what was your take? because, I

10:41

mean, I was I went to

10:43

bed as always, and then I saw a

10:45

couple of tweets about that. And I saw the comments on

10:47

the merchant that was I've it was it's

10:50

funny to me, but I appreciate it.

10:52

Because it does show that people care about the

10:54

show, it's does mean a lot to me. You can see

10:56

on Tuesday that people get

10:58

angry at us for putting out bad

11:00

merch. It's funny. It's like it's like,

11:02

you know, You're not I'm not going to buy

11:04

this. That's how mad I am. It's like, oh, shouldn't you

11:06

be thanking us then? Like We're saving you money with

11:08

this shitty merger. I don't know. But they

11:10

get but they get so involved like Like,

11:12

even like the I know with the case, I know

11:14

people say this. It's sorry. This show. This this

11:16

oh, they're rushing. It's it's it's I

11:19

think because of the way, I've said this a I think it's of

11:21

the way we do the show. I think it's the most

11:23

I've criticized is the right

11:26

word, but evaluating

11:28

podcasts on the planet. by the by its

11:30

audience, maybe. IIIII all certainly up there. You

11:32

listen out. You all make something? The

11:34

way we do the show, the way you

11:36

do the show, Yeah.

11:37

I don't know. I don't I mean, you're

11:39

you're very There's no other show like it.

11:41

Yeah. But I feel like people just need to, like, spout

11:44

off their like, that's how they feel camaraderie

11:46

is spouting off incentive. What are the podcasts you see that

11:48

with?

11:51

Yeah. You're right. That's what I'm saying. I

11:54

I Maybe if we're wrong, you know. But I would say it

11:56

was world's silver, like, O and A and

11:58

stern, and that sort of thing. Had the

11:59

same type of shit on Reddit where it eventually

12:02

bloop in their face and they all

12:04

ruined the show. Yeah. Yeah. Mike

12:06

has Mike has rubbed off on me where when

12:08

shit like that happens, I'm thinking myself, well,

12:10

don't buy it. Oh, yeah. I don't care. No. I don't

12:12

care. Don't buy it and then don't tweet it.

12:14

Well No. No. No. No. I think it's fine. You

12:16

tweet it.

12:18

But that would be my mentality. Like,

12:20

if if I don't like something, I don't buy a

12:23

mushroom. I just don't talk about it. Oh, yeah. My mushroom

12:25

reaction I saw was, oh, like,

12:27

oh, that's that we fuck this one up.

12:29

But that's really funny. Like, everyone thinks this merch

12:31

just sucks. Like, why like, maybe get mad

12:33

about, like, you know, because if if

12:35

everyone thinks the merch sucks, guess what?

12:37

The merch sucks. Like, you said, there's no there's

12:39

no arguing there's, you know. I will say that I think

12:41

part of the criticism comes from

12:43

Dave's been on a bit of a cold streak lately, and I

12:45

think people enjoy piling on. So

12:49

Jesus. God. I'm gonna say people

12:51

like saying, like, co named fuck this up. Forty

12:53

four years, if you were being honest, getting his

12:55

real age. coldest streak of all

12:57

time. And I don't hit a seven iron one

12:59

seventy by the way. Oh, what was the what's the yard?

13:01

It it wasn't one seventy. I know

13:03

that. Would you would you play? I just did

13:05

an hour and an indoor simulator. Yes.

13:07

When today? Go over

13:09

Thanksgiving. Friday. Friday

13:10

morning? I

13:11

a lot. Yeah. Oh. Guy family time. I

13:13

like the idea of him out there. I just was shaking

13:15

his head. Like, I was wrong. I'm not right. Damn

13:17

it. I was a

13:18

president of the video. I

13:21

think, you tweeted the other day. Watch what? Ninety times

13:23

the Freddie. That's a that's

13:25

a ninety two. He said 077I

13:28

bet. I've seen that whole. That's a That's a long

13:30

seven iron. That's 207 and ninety two at

13:32

those clubs. Yep. I'm fucking believable. It's

13:34

impressive. How's he doing? What

13:36

a guy? haven't talked about it in a while. Okay. We should

13:38

we should catch up at some point. Mhmm.

13:41

Alright. What else is it going? How was your holiday, Mike?

13:43

It was lovely. Yeah? Yes.

13:45

Nothing too spectacular. Just out

13:47

in West Central

13:49

Mass, I guess. But Oh, there's Western

13:51

Mass. No. My parents live in

13:53

moved to Central Mass. Yeah. Not too specific.

13:55

Yeah. Somewhere in Central Mass. So Yes.

13:57

Oh, okay. Is that new?

13:59

over

14:01

a year ago. Oh, yeah. Relatively. They like

14:03

it. Yeah. Like, style size a little bit in their

14:05

in their older age or Yes. Plus

14:07

size. Yeah. The townhouse condo? Yeah. No.

14:09

No. No. No. A regular house, but just

14:11

smaller than their old. And then when do they head out? And when do they

14:13

head south? I don't know who they are this year. Oh,

14:15

is that right? Yes. How come? Although, I

14:17

did tell I mentioned the Kev. I said,

14:19

it seems like you're fascinated with the boat life. He said,

14:21

let's get him on there. You're

14:22

more than welcome anytime.

14:24

Oh, me? Yeah. So

14:26

you haven't taken a while lately. Yeah. I'm

14:28

sorry. I've been bothering you with that, Colin.

14:31

Yeah. That'd be great. Yeah. Next time I'm down

14:33

there, I'll You know, Do they take the now

14:35

I am invested. They take the boat down there

14:37

from up here as it just dock there all

14:39

winter. Usually, Take

14:41

it down there from up here. Does he do it your mom

14:43

or just him? Just him. I like

14:45

that. That's fucking macho. That's what I'm saying.

14:47

One man a boat and, like, can you Matt I can head down

14:49

there with him. That's why I tried to get that for you.

14:51

I'm almost seasick. Is that gonna be an issue or no?

14:53

No. Okay. Good. I am so impressed

14:56

with people that do that. Like, I could never

14:58

put me in a boat right now, my cousin in Australia.

15:01

He's a lawyer in Australia, but he he's a

15:03

big boat guy. I'm always amazed like

15:05

if you put me in a boat was like, you have to get down

15:07

to Florida. I would just be, like, constantly just

15:09

hitting, like, land. Like, I would have no idea

15:11

once that's out in the middle of the year. I'd be fuck. That's

15:13

not even getting to Florida, but I said that when were

15:15

on the boat and you got to a point where

15:17

you couldn't see land in any direction. Right. I

15:19

was like, if you guys all jumped off the

15:21

boat, I'd be fucked. totally. I'm like, where would

15:23

I go? I have no idea. That's where I'm like, people

15:25

are always like laugh at, like, you know, Columbus

15:27

or like, that would be me totally. I'd be like, I'm going

15:29

to Florida, like, fucking run into wherever.

15:31

some other country. I'd be like, oh, alright. Here we are.

15:33

Oh, yes. India. Yes. Exactly.

15:35

That's like a just a guy in the boat.

15:38

That's pretty macho. Isn't that why you go through a

15:40

course to get license, you kind of figure

15:42

out your way around the radar or whatever the I'm

15:44

still impressive though. I'd be I would be

15:46

scared in the ocean by myself in the middle of,

15:48

like, in the middle of the night. Mhmm. I'm just yeah.

15:50

I'm not a good swimmer either. You should do it. You

15:52

should get your license and then pilot the

15:54

cruise with the minifans. Oh, it's a

15:56

great big event. That'd be

15:58

great. Yeah. No. You did promise something about, like, a

16:00

cruise. Didn't you promise something about a cruise in

16:02

twenty? Definitely never probably. But never going to

16:04

the wing. I remember. I remember you said

16:06

absolutely. Twenty twenty three. You could pay me

16:09

give me a number. Oh, legitimately a

16:11

number. Financially. Four million,

16:13

though. No chance. No way. Did I go on a cruise

16:15

and minifants for seven days? No way.

16:17

Forty million dollars I wouldn't do it. Wow. I don't

16:19

wanna go on a cruise name, but I hate cruise. I wouldn't wanna

16:21

do it. That seems tough. But

16:23

I I hear mixed reviews. People say if you

16:25

get the right cruise line and all that, then it's

16:27

fun. I gotta be sick the whole time.

16:29

I mean, a sea sickness can't be good. Trapped.

16:32

I just I don't I don't yeah. I don't need that.

16:34

I don't think I don't think we'll be doing that

16:36

now. I would just I would like to do a golf

16:38

tournament twenty twenty I know it's another

16:40

project, but, you know, we'll see. Does that have to be,

16:42

like, for charity thing? Or can we just fucking do

16:44

it? What? You know, it doesn't have to be for

16:46

charity? Like, give it a sponsor to every whole.

16:48

That's a that's a there are people that work,

16:50

like, two years to build a

16:52

golf turn charity golf turn. Alright. So we'll

16:54

hire it up. It rings the force. Mhmm.

16:56

Rigs will do it for you. Rigs will come play. Yep. That's that's like

16:58

a paid thing. Right? Everybody plays in that has to pay,

17:00

like, a shit ton of money. No. It's we'll pay no.

17:02

We're gonna pay them, of course it is. But getting sponsorship

17:04

for every single whole a big

17:06

that's a big endeavor. But millennials would do it. Yeah. You know,

17:08

I think some of the I don't know. Mhmm. I would

17:10

like to think that some of the

17:12

case sponsor would do it, Dagestio's deli in

17:15

Washington. No. I would like I

17:17

would like to think that they would compete. Were you

17:19

guys able to get Kelly's roast beef or not? No.

17:21

Almost. You know, unfortunately. Almost the

17:23

more brands because they're expanding.

17:25

It was tough. We

17:27

were there. We're so close. And

17:30

then we said seventy dollars

17:32

a read and they said, think we're out of here. That

17:34

would be great if it was all, like, sandwich shops and then

17:36

a guy listening in California. He was like, I don't what

17:38

why are they doing? So I don't get in the

17:40

main wire. I mean, why

17:42

would be great. How would that rant

17:44

about mint mobile out of that? It'd be

17:47

fine, by the way. If Curtis had a brain, he would have the

17:49

Great Yale show if I can be sponsored with the

17:51

kids. Yeah. Right. Let's do the leads for them. Yeah.

17:53

What was going Steve said he liked Ryan Reynolds,

17:55

so he'd he'd buy one of the mint he did the thing with mint

17:57

mobile. He got rid of his Verizon or something. He seemed like he

17:59

was just

17:59

pissed with Verizon, I guess, and just went with the Jabber app. Usually,

18:02

taking it to the easily, those, like, other shitty

18:04

ones are using the same

18:06

self-service anyway. Right. So he probably was like, oh, it'll be

18:08

fine. I'm using the same service and then it

18:10

backfired, I guess. Didn't work. That's a shame when

18:12

Ryan Reynolds sucks. Ryan Reynolds, I'm

18:14

with you on that one. I actually agree. I don't like

18:16

Ryan Reynolds. I feel like I've said this. I feel

18:18

like he's I can see him trying. There's

18:20

nothing natural about him. Oh, sure he's always

18:22

on. Yeah. And what's the b like Chevy Chase

18:24

was? and you can see him, like, everything's ironic,

18:27

and there's just not his empty eyes. He has dead

18:29

eyes. I am not a fan of Ireland. I suppose.

18:31

He's not full of eleven people. I'm born a lot of

18:33

people. I don't wanna interview him next. focus on this. Okay. No.

18:35

I don't want to cancel the interview. I don't want to

18:37

talk to Ryan around. Don't want to do it.

18:40

What else is going on, Dave? Did you watch the World

18:42

Cup at all? because I was I have

18:44

watched surprisingly I know it's the world cup

18:46

than I thought I ever would. Right. I just watched

18:48

the USA game. Classic.

18:50

Yes. Absolutely. But, I mean, like, I I get you know, I I don't wanna do

18:52

one of these people. It doesn't do much for

18:54

me. But it is Oh, I won't shit on it. I

18:56

just don't understand, like, watching

18:59

A00 game. I'm like, are there guys that

19:01

played really well in this? Like, it seems Yeah. I can never

19:03

tell you. I mean, it seems like nothing happened. I just feel like the

19:05

people come out on Twitter and try way too hard to be in the

19:07

soccer who I hear, not a fucking word about

19:09

four years. That wears me out. It sounds like me and Jeff

19:11

Dello are gonna be painting our faces on Tuesday and

19:13

getting fucked up Yeah. What happened? Well, I saw you

19:15

back and forth. Well, he's a are you an Iran

19:17

sympathizer? I'm an Iran guy, and he's gonna be

19:19

real lucky to get you from Iran. Yeah. What is

19:21

your what what was going on? I didn't delve too

19:23

deep in this stuff. I think you just asked me, he

19:25

said, we're watching the watching the games on

19:27

Tuesday. I saw you. You should have a big Iran guy. Well,

19:29

I don't know. I could see you there. Yeah. So the game is

19:31

a two. Yeah. So Jeff will

19:33

be watching the game, I guess, with you. I I have no

19:35

fucking idea. Yeah. We

19:37

don't start till five. So that that'll

19:39

be over. Yes. Yeah.

19:39

Who cares? plenty of time.

19:40

What's he worried about? I don't know how worried he

19:43

is. Oh, alright. I thought he worried

19:45

enough to call me on. What was that? Was that Friday

19:47

or Saturday about this. I have no idea, David.

19:49

When was it? I think I think it was Saturday,

19:51

whenever we were texting. Oh, soccer. He called

19:53

you. Just about the scheduling around the line.

19:55

He's a very, like, tenths

19:57

person about stuff like that I've seen. He's very important.

19:59

You know, I I that's why I think he does a good

20:01

job with the tribute. Whereas, you know,

20:04

I'm like, you know, he he's worried about us for the for the run through

20:06

beforehand. And I'm like, well, just just call me

20:08

over. If I have to do it during the show, it's next or

20:10

it'll take two minutes. I'll do the run through and I'll come

20:12

back. I'm not It's it's

20:14

actually fun and not fun. I don't I don't have very

20:16

fun. But it's whatever

20:19

it is, It's like, do one of these live

20:21

shows and have no responsibility. Right.

20:23

Like, nice fits with us. I'm the star. I'm

20:25

the center of the whole thing. But, like, so,

20:27

like, I can do the live my live show

20:29

fuck around. Fuck around there. It's

20:32

whatever fuckups. It's not my issue at all.

20:34

Not my issue at all. Whereas the Wilbur and

20:36

Maine and It's kinda like that because

20:38

Dave takes and you can run Correct. Exactly. Right. Exactly.

20:40

And it goes flawless every time. Every single time.

20:42

So I mean, but I suspect it'll

20:44

be you know, I'm going to I'm going to

20:46

take a guess that there'll be more help

20:48

for the dozen trivia than we

20:50

got at the Wilbur. Oh, yes. I know. Yeah.

20:52

It feels that Well, again, we didn't ask for

20:54

it, but again, we had Dave

20:57

and somebody unable to

20:59

book a prostitute. working at the wheelbarks. How many

21:01

dogs do you think will be there? That's a great house

21:03

for sure. It is funny to

21:05

look back or think back and just it

21:08

was, like, really stressed out for

21:10

no reason I thought at the time. No. No. It

21:12

was like Roger Maris, like, the hair was falling out of

21:14

his head. So when he was, like, snapping

21:16

the recorders, and he was just trying to

21:18

book prostity. It seems remarkably

21:21

easy. As my buddy pointed out,

21:23

as we were leaving the Wilburger, he's like he

21:25

usually just told Justin, like, what a few

21:27

blocks down. That's a human fuck.

21:29

That's why Justin's like, I went to a strip club and

21:31

asked him if they're prostitutes. I

21:33

don't know. I'm not sure that's gonna

21:35

work. which I was gonna say, it looks like

21:37

it could be a cop, but also the son of a cop walks

21:39

in and he's like, hey, you you know, Chris, you're

21:41

fucking for money. saw

21:45

Justin Twilio at COVID. Oh,

21:47

no. I think I saw that. I didn't see that.

21:49

Yeah. He is his grandfather maybe or something.

21:51

Did I make sure that if I dream that? I don't know.

21:53

I didn't see that if that's true. Hope he's

21:55

alright. Anyway, I didn't tell you anything.

21:57

What's in prayers? Hopefully, he's okay.

21:59

What else going on?

21:59

The only story I think I saw going

22:02

on around Thanksgiving weekend was that Jerry

22:04

Jones won? just

22:04

giving him shit for what was it nineteen

22:07

fifty seven? So, yeah, I saw the

22:09

picture in I mean, like, look, it's

22:11

not a great look, but it wasn't, like, he was in front. Like, I

22:13

don't know. Was he it almost looked like he could

22:15

make the case of, hey, I was just looking at

22:17

it. Yeah. So I saw I

22:19

I had a story but couldn't make

22:21

the picture out obviously. So I don't really know

22:23

what people were all open arms about. Like,

22:25

what are you gonna do? How old was one of the

22:27

many white men or boys

22:30

to block He's on the wrong side. Totally. Looks like it. He's completely on

22:32

the wrong side of history, but, like, now

22:34

what? I mean, that was, like, come a bit. Right? I don't think

22:36

so. It doesn't seem like it. I mean, Washington is

22:38

just skidded on a lot. He's

22:40

good. Sexual assault

22:42

allegations like a shady guy. That's a lot

22:44

has come up with him, and he's always

22:46

tough one. For sure. Yeah. I don't

22:48

I don't yeah. I saw that. And everybody pretty much

22:50

universally defended him. They didn't gain a lot of

22:52

traction, really. They didn't go crazy.

22:54

I don't know, like Steven Ace Smith was defending. It's

22:57

just defending him and I don't know. I just

22:59

feel like, is that different

23:01

than, like, the fucking bachelor thing where

23:04

they canceled Chris Harrison. Chris Harrison for defending me. hard it

23:06

is to would yeah. Jerry Jones to sell

23:08

the cowboys. Yeah. Yeah. Like,

23:10

he's a massively powerful. Like, there's

23:12

no chance. But take his own? I

23:14

mean, I'm on my hip. Right. I mean, there's no yeah. Well, I mean, yeah. Is that Michael's

23:16

done yet or no? Haven't heard any good

23:18

pussy. Yeah. Fucking said a word. No.

23:20

Meanwhile, Toyota's album stinks. how

23:22

you do. You avoid these subjects and they just go,

23:24

what people forget. That's true. Short term memories. That's true.

23:27

Who are you looking forward to seeing Dave on Tuesday? because,

23:29

again, I mean, there's I think what many

23:31

of these who's gonna be their talent wise? Kirkman and Ham will be

23:33

there? Rico. Rico will be their big ass. I

23:35

saw him this weekend. He looks in he looks

23:37

like Karl Weathers in Rocky

23:39

three. Prime is a real edition for this. Oh, good. Yes.

23:42

Kelly Keigs will be there. My our good friend, Kelly

23:44

Keigs. Yes. Hank

23:46

will be there. Right? Hank

23:49

he represents that team. Am I wrong? I don't know.

23:51

I'm I'm looking at oh, yeah. Hank's there. Thanks.

23:53

Who else? We It's Dave will

23:55

be there. Right? Frank. Frank the tank. Okay. I'm not

23:57

interested in talking to you. Your best friend, Eddie, you will be there.

23:59

Yeah. Clem? Big Matt's guy. He'll Don't

24:02

know who that is. No. Don't know who that

24:04

is? I

24:05

don't I don't know. Okay. I don't know that

24:07

you'd he's been there forever. I don't think I'm

24:09

at Dante. Yeah. Have you ever

24:12

met KB in person? Yes.

24:14

Yeah. I did the KB and Jack a couple of times. Yep.

24:16

Oh, I like those guys. Yeah. Yep. That'll be good

24:18

to see them. That's it. Guys, what a break for

24:20

KB, Kimiya was. The

24:23

shame Klemmer's team isn't there. It'd be interesting

24:25

to see the reaction he got. I think he's

24:27

already got that live event.

24:29

because I don't I

24:31

don't think Jeff asked me or

24:33

anything, but I would have probably said,

24:36

like, that feels kinda familiar.

24:38

Like, he got I mean, it would have been

24:40

fine, but like, I don't know. The cleverer

24:42

storyline feels to me. Yeah. I don't even mean

24:44

playing against your team. I just mean there in

24:46

general. Yeah. It's not a cleverer video where he was like sprinting

24:48

around. Looks like he's back in New Hampshire or something. Yeah.

24:50

Yeah. I mean, I'll have much to that. Yeah. Right. I'll have

24:52

much to say about Klumber. And who's the other

24:54

1RG what? RDTRDTI

24:57

think. These y'all are good. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Or

24:59

it wasn't on him either. Yeah. That's easy. Sounds like

25:01

a zero. So, well, you know, it it should be

25:03

it should be fine. I don't should be fun. I like them in

25:05

the fans. I want them in the fans to be loud,

25:08

obnoxious, crazy, full

25:10

steam minifan action on

25:12

Tuesday night. Soup two nuts, that's what I would

25:14

like. It's great venue for that. I haven't been back there

25:16

since Jimmy Buffett about seven years ago, and I'm

25:18

looking forward to it. Mhmm. Okay.

25:21

He played that shit. Really? That's small. It's an interesting

25:23

place for Yep. I just score those tickets. The only other

25:26

event I went to by myself with

25:28

nobody else. What radio bullshit did you pull

25:30

off with those tickets? Brought those tickets, and

25:32

that was you wear, like, a Hawaiian shirt?

25:34

Or did not buy yourself to Jimmy Buffett

25:36

concert? Because my wife bailed on me, that my

25:38

buddy couldn't make it from my other day, Jimmy

25:40

Buffett concert, you never really I was not I was not gonna

25:42

miss Jimmy Buffet in front of, like, what is

25:44

that? Eight hundred people in there or something like that?

25:46

Yeah. I was gonna miss that. Did he play

25:48

come Monday? Sure did. Nice. The clothes

25:50

are there. Alright? I don't know if he clothes are

25:52

there. I left early. I left early.

25:54

What? I had to leave early. You gotta beat the traffic at

25:56

that point. think you started by saying, I

25:58

wouldn't miss it. I couldn't possibly miss that

25:59

early. You're ninety percent of the sentence.

26:02

That's unbelievable. Jeez. That's

26:04

front of me.

26:04

I couldn't bear missing most of

26:06

it. Jesus, god. Mhmm. How was your how

26:08

was your holiday, dude? It was fantastic. Yeah.

26:11

Yeah. Vermont

26:11

was nice. Vermont was beautiful.

26:13

Nice and nice. Good. Good. Good. I wish you a

26:15

stress level right now, case related. Oh, very stressed.

26:17

Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. I'll blame you. I was not expecting

26:20

this tonight.

26:21

What? The show. Well, III presented

26:24

you the options. I know. I know. Dave

26:26

IIII was on the I was there when when

26:28

Dave called you. He was I was we're working you.

26:30

I appreciate it because I assume it's out

26:33

of caring. Justin does the

26:35

same thing. Dave and Justin, when they

26:37

call me, always say their

26:39

name. He goes, hey, it's Dave. I'm like, yeah, do

26:41

you think I don't have your number saved? That's the way he does it.

26:43

It's very odd. I think I would do it anyway. I think

26:45

I'd do it. You want friends? I assume it's a blind

26:48

thing. you're like, oh, he doesn't you say you stop. I don't like it's a polite

26:50

thing. I don't know. Okay. I think it's just people that I don't

26:52

normally call. It's a

26:54

polite. Yeah. Anyway,

26:56

fantastic. So -- Yeah. -- anyone.

26:58

What else? Did you see stern

27:00

suck off morning Joe? Did you see

27:02

this? I was sorry he was going on. I don't wanna say I was

27:04

texting with somebody about You'll never guess who

27:06

it was. It's just I mean, that fucking thing

27:08

that Bruce is on HBO tonight. On fucking

27:11

HBO tonight. What? What

27:13

the fuck? I didn't realize it was gonna be Sunday night

27:15

program. Like I said, no one is No

27:17

one is gets a prAna this time. No one is

27:19

gonna watch that. Trust me. These are the

27:21

two people, like, two of the finest support people

27:23

in my life, you know, not

27:25

one, not now, but for sure. And, like, you

27:28

know, from a meeting perspective, probably the

27:30

top two. Yeah. and it sucked. Like,

27:32

Howard got three hours of Bruce Springsteen.

27:34

Congratulations. You got him to tell stories he told this

27:36

Broadway show. Like, I I don't I

27:38

don't understand People saying it's the greatest interview they

27:40

ever Scarborough was, like, weeping during this

27:42

fucking interview out. Stern, if you put Stern

27:44

alone in a room, he couldn't tell you ten Springsteen

27:46

songs. Don't a fucking chance. What's strange because,

27:48

like, then shouldn't all stern's interviews be on

27:50

HBO? Like, why is this no

27:52

news was broken from this. Right?

27:54

There's no. I mean, Bruce has a relationship with HBO. He's done

27:56

stuff with them so I could see that.

27:58

But like, a stern must have

28:01

got paid. Right? A shit ton for

28:03

this? I don't know. They didn't I don't think I saw the

28:05

deal disclosed anywhere. I

28:07

don't believe. It's just weird. It's like

28:09

it's a serious HBO. Is there a

28:11

connection there? I haven't

28:13

Not that I've ever noticed before. No. They've never noticed

28:15

before. do the member I've talked to you about that

28:17

part? Who's the guy? The guy. The

28:19

reporter who Ronna Farra. Ronna Farra did his,

28:21

like, podcast -- Oh, yeah. Yeah.

28:23

-- stream I've ever Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna

28:25

do that. Yeah. But the like,

28:29

are fifty thousand people gonna watch

28:31

that live?

28:32

Ugh. Well, Sunday

28:33

night is HBO's big. I don't know what's on after

28:36

that. White LoRa can lean into it.

28:38

Oh, okay. is a good show, but it's not a

28:40

monster show. Yeah. People are

28:42

gonna watch to it must be as

28:44

condensed. I didn't hear that was. I think

28:46

it's gonna be all the way through. Scarborough and CERN have to say

28:48

to each other. What

28:50

I love is you

28:52

weren't trying to

28:52

be cool. There

28:54

there wasn't an of

28:56

critic in you. You were a

28:58

fan and you were in

29:00

awe for over two hours.

29:02

You were like a fourteen

29:04

year old kid. Here's the thing you really like, he said over

29:06

the years he doesn't like really Bruce's music that much.

29:09

Like he doesn't like him that much. He could not

29:11

name you four albums.

29:13

No fucking shot, which is fine. But,

29:15

like, I don't even understand what's any overly

29:17

like thank you. Thank you so much for coming on because

29:19

he's shit on for so many --

29:21

Yeah. -- multiple times. Like, I I saw this

29:23

weekend was how much something else turned in something

29:25

else for everyone's like, oh, he's so thoughtfully has changed

29:28

over, like, over the years. Again,

29:30

that Wendy Williams ranked was like twenty

29:32

nineteen. Yeah. Well, he held her a rock

29:34

face and asked if she pissed standing up. I think

29:36

I brought it up less than a horror,

29:38

I think. Last time we talked about this, but he just got

29:40

came out of October. Yeah. Right.

29:43

So he doesn't change, like, that's the

29:45

weird thing about What? James thing was

29:47

the most Hey, do we still have that still or no?

29:49

Fuck off hunt. Get more

29:51

of it or no? You got those big fake tits

29:53

and I'm Hollywood. Go

29:56

ahead. I'm not kissing your ass now.

29:58

Can't face. I don't give a fuck about

29:59

you. Fraud

30:00

face bitch.

30:02

Look at the fuck up. You

30:04

cow. I mean, this is, like, fuck's

30:06

wrong with her. And everyone's, like, oh, I saw

30:08

these blue check marks around, like, oh, the

30:10

guy from the nineties has evolved. Why can't we

30:12

allow place forever. Am I going to his end of all? That's

30:14

what everyone's calling about on his own. I have come

30:16

right. I've come to the conclusion to have to

30:18

bathe this in my head forever with him. Was

30:21

he a phony then or is he a phony now?

30:23

because it was a phony then he always wanted to

30:25

be this. Yes. Was he a phony? Like, I think both

30:27

of may be true. But everything now is pretend

30:29

like that. And to be fair, I almost listened to the

30:31

show, so maybe he's crazy. A lot, I have no idea.

30:33

Yeah. But that's turn right there reacting to Wendy

30:35

Wings, which was great. Amazingly,

30:38

I'm serious. I was scrubbed by the way if you remember.

30:40

Right. That's the real stern. That

30:42

is Howard Stern calling her to ask her if she pisses

30:44

sand standing up Yeah. Saying she's

30:47

ugly, saying she's a cunt. That that is

30:49

the real so, like,

30:51

if I bring it up to somebody and say this was three

30:53

years ago, Like, is he is he evolved a lot

30:55

since then? Yeah. In the nineties, I think we

30:57

were seeing maybe his real personality, but

30:59

he did always wanna be this. So when he

31:01

was shitting on who at Leno and those

31:03

guys, that was fake because he was just

31:05

jealous of them. Right. Is what it seems like now.

31:07

But breaking news, and Mike, you heard

31:09

me. My newscaster voice earlier.

31:11

Yes. I got a

31:13

text from somebody you guys did as well.

31:15

Somebody's volunteering to run the term.

31:17

He said he raised eight thousand dollars for

31:19

a CYO tournament. Oh, wow. I'm

31:21

gonna say what it is. Wow. It's pretty good. it

31:24

is, but I'll just say no caller

31:26

ID. He won't scream to port knowing the video.

31:28

Okay. Just leave it at Darren. Oh,

31:30

wow. Yes. With a YouTube video

31:32

attached, love it. Taylor Swift raised eight

31:34

thousand dollars worth. That's unbelievable. It's

31:36

pretty good. It's incredible. Unbelievable.

31:38

Oh, buy Mike, Donnet is also unbelievable. I

31:41

should say Mike. Thank you. for for for

31:43

his fucking health. Is that what's going on

31:45

there? Good episode coming

31:47

out tomorrow. And I only usually say that about why you're laughing, but

31:49

could have a sort of blind mic project coming out

31:51

tomorrow. Okay. Some fun topics. Yeah.

31:53

For example, it sounds like we're making fun of

31:56

a deaf transperson. But we're really making fun

31:58

of the audience that

32:00

is cheering on this person. Yeah. It's

32:02

a very there's like it was like Brazil's

32:04

got talent or something. Oh,

32:06

Jesus. Had this person out and

32:08

but, I mean, it's a deaf they're

32:10

not defying what a deaf mute

32:12

person is capable of. But like What would

32:14

you do though if you definitely trans

32:17

comedian or no? No. No. Singer.

32:19

Singer. What would you do if you were you were right

32:21

next to them? like, in the room? Like, would you shit

32:23

on them? No. No.

32:25

But it was just the fact that they were out there -- Oh.

32:27

-- there's nothing to do. Well, wait a

32:29

minute. Let me here. Look, Dave. Look at What

32:31

is it is I think Brazil's got

32:33

talent. Brazil's got talent.

32:35

And it's a deaf mute

32:37

trans person. can

32:39

I also say you made the rounds this weekend,

32:42

this past week, fucking Seinfeld

32:44

has a book out of the book of means and cars getting

32:46

coffee. Literally, he is now doing a

32:48

coffee table book. About contact

32:51

table. It's incredible. And

32:53

he goes on with George Bush's daughter, you know, whoever

32:55

that is on the Today show.

32:57

Laura, And they're just giggling away. I think

32:59

it's Jenna. Jenna. And they're just giggling away,

33:01

and I'm like, what? Everyone is

33:03

just so fucking old now. It was

33:05

so humorless and -- Yeah. And was talking about how

33:07

funny she is. And I was like, oh, what

33:09

is going on? He's the thing though. If you kept watching,

33:11

you would have seen that you can pop the legs out and

33:14

it becomes It's a bit weird.

33:16

Right? I mean, I'm like, the irony happening in part of it

33:18

is incredible. Is it when you say

33:20

it's about committing is it, like, stern's book

33:22

where it's, like I think it's

33:25

with. Oh, that's why do they do that? You're saying you

33:27

wouldn't wanna sit on on the couch one night, prop your

33:29

feet up on the table, just, you know,

33:31

thumb through his interview with the

33:33

hilarious thing about me doing that is I would have to get the audio version. So

33:35

if you just be watching by maybe that's what

33:37

you get. Which I by the way, IIII

33:41

think we've talked about it. I enjoy. Like, it it's super

33:44

guest centric, but, like, when he's a good guest, III

33:46

enjoy that. Like, I can watch Steve Martin

33:48

or Eddie Murphy or whoever. Yeah. norm No.

33:50

No. That's great. Yeah. Any lunch guys. But do I wanna sit

33:52

there and, like, I can read about, like,

33:55

what? Yeah. It's very weird. No. Do we

33:57

have a seinfeld need the money to

33:59

Yes. You know what? Why would he be doing that? Like,

34:01

he's still working on this

34:04

pop tart. The

34:06

project movie for Netflix. He's -- Yeah. -- he's doing

34:08

it right now. Yeah. That was disheartening. Maybe

34:10

it'll be good. You know my family. So

34:12

fucking chance that's good. None. zero

34:15

none. I could confirm that. That's gonna be

34:17

awful. I heard the b movie. It was pretty good,

34:19

though. So if it's anything like that. Yeah. I don't

34:22

think it's gonna be like that. No. I don't think so. I

34:24

don't know who it's for

34:26

kids. I don't know, but I'm so sick of

34:28

hearing stuff. I'll talk about we constructed that pop talk

34:30

joke too. Like,

34:32

it's like I mean, like, that was my dude. Did she spend less time about

34:34

his his his work? That's why I shit on

34:36

Seinfeld stand up because, like, he was obviously

34:38

hilarious guy, but his high minded

34:41

when he talks about comedy, it's infuriating because then

34:44

you'll watch his act and you're like, this you're

34:46

making a sixty nine star

34:48

sixty nine joke. Right. Fuck you, dude. Was he

34:50

make was he Do you think he had that

34:52

attitude and, like, he's sitting around

34:54

his buddies in, like, eighty eight?

34:56

Eighty six. Can't

34:58

imagine. Well, because I think he was all he

35:00

always says, like because, like, they'll they'll talk. He

35:02

I I figured he had on on there.

35:04

And the guy was having a bombming the first

35:06

time. So I was, like, yeah, I never bombed. Like, I never

35:08

he's like, I was great from the start. I think he's always been confident. What's if

35:11

you look up I don't they they

35:13

bleep his name out, but I

35:15

believe it's Seinfeld. with the Bobcat go away. Yeah. No.

35:17

That's a great that's a really fun fellow. That's fun. That's

35:20

fun. That fucking ass. Look, he's a he's

35:22

a fucking asshole. He's not really

35:24

wrong either. Like, you know, it's it's

35:26

yeah. It's interesting. So do we have this performer? Let's see if

35:28

this is the right one. But Well, David, take hold

35:30

on. David, take up. Def mute. Trans

35:33

perform. I feel like we're talking about eliminated. There there

35:35

was a big season for that. They had a few of them,

35:37

and they have kinda eliminated them one by one. Oh,

35:40

like crazy. I wonder if a lot of

35:42

these tick And that would be if you if you got ten of if you got ten of those people who did the

35:44

amazing race, that'll be an incredible

35:46

season. That would watch.

35:48

Nobody makes it out of the first room

35:50

for entire

35:52

peace. But you know what? I applaud their effort. Yes.

35:54

Go ahead. Whitney Houston.

35:56

I will always love you.

36:02

Doesn't this mean to do to this person?

36:04

I'll say

36:06

this sounds

36:08

better than in the March.

36:14

Okay. How

36:19

do you know what song is? Oh, you can

36:21

tell that's when you use it. Without the

36:23

music? Yeah, you know. No.

36:26

He's saying how does reformer notes.

36:28

No. No. No. I'm not. I was saying, how do they know

36:30

what song is? Who who tells

36:34

them? 00I see. I don't know. I hate to say it sounds

36:36

like Whitney used to the last thirty seconds of her

36:38

life if they made us say

36:40

it. I

36:42

would say. I can be in the blind mind.

36:44

That kind of stuff, Mike. I think it's a laugh of the blind

36:46

miss. This edgy stuff is what we're

36:48

going. We can use the guy, like, here'd be a Look

36:50

at the laugh from Craig. I think it would have. That'd be

36:52

great. What's up?

36:56

Timing is not this is this is Oh,

36:58

there you go. See, that's where it's a little What is that

37:00

fake audience noise? Or is that No. There's no

37:02

people there. And if you want

37:05

if you wanted the judges like

37:07

gasping, I won't say this person's got

37:09

got some questions for sure. Yeah. Will

37:11

this person win because of, like, there'll

37:13

be a groundswell. Well, that's where men will

37:15

this person make records that people

37:18

feel like they have to buy? And then, because this person become

37:20

the rich person in the world. This is where I'm saying --

37:22

Yeah. -- I'm not making front of the person at all. It's mean to do to this person

37:24

to be like, yes, this is -- No. --

37:26

how good is anything we've -- Great. --

37:28

out of guilt that we're selling out football

37:30

stadiums, like,

37:32

It'll be well, it's actually like millivinellia. It's a tall phony. Yeah.

37:34

Like, everything completely c isn't trans and,

37:37

you know, is isn't deaf. Right? Well,

37:39

this is where I say fuck the death, because if I go out there and do that,

37:41

you know? Who cares? That's

37:44

trouble out there with my cane. That's true, but the other

37:46

day. But, yeah, but they're not just deaf, they're

37:48

blind in. So that's what you're saying. But you're not don't think. Are

37:50

you? Could be. You should try it? Yeah.

37:52

That's not a bad version. Yeah. You

37:54

know, wrote that

37:56

song, Mike? don't. Do you know Dave or no? Dolly Parton. Correct.

37:58

Wow. Back to Monday. Yeah. A nice

37:59

little piece of trivia. Like, she wrote

38:02

Jolene, which

38:04

is think her best song. And I will

38:06

always love you, like, on the same day. The bodyguard is just an unavoidable movie.

38:08

Yeah. She's not in that, but yeah.

38:13

What?

38:13

Jolene? Wouldn't you use to

38:15

this?

38:15

Not Jolene? What? Who who are you talking about? Jolene

38:17

is a song, Dolly part. Okay. But I'm sorry.

38:19

Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene

38:21

Jolene. I understand. Do you think they

38:23

should remake the bodyguard with Kevin Koster and this person? Yes. I would

38:26

pay a thousand dollars in the movie theaters to see

38:28

that. I think this person should remake all

38:30

great entertainment.

38:32

not Wouldn't use this entire catalog? So

38:34

emotional -- Yeah. -- all the man that I need

38:36

-- Yeah. -- and I would say anyone

38:40

that thinks we're being assholes. This is all you're allowed to listen to on

38:42

Spotify. Henceforth. Can only listen to this this is

38:44

all you're allowed to listen to. Your life is plugged in your

38:46

head. Yep. I'm being an asshole. I'm

38:48

saying I

38:50

I am Like, how about some other way these other work

38:52

too? Right. That's fine. What other movies

38:54

are she in? Cinderella, did

38:56

you do a lot

38:58

of movies? She's

38:59

a movie Denzel washing the preacher's wife. Like I said, Denzel doing that. How Stella got a

39:01

groove

39:01

back? She didn't that? No. No. Never mind.

39:03

Why would you

39:04

say that,

39:06

Dave? I

39:06

don't know. Just movies. Right? I

39:09

saw her face on the poster. She

39:11

had Friday, Dave. Yeah. Didn't

39:13

figure it out. She

39:16

was I think I think she was in waiting to exhale

39:19

with Angela Bassett. Bang. Definitely. Yeah.

39:21

Yep. Just I'm I'm not

39:23

seen, but they should remake. Have

39:25

you signed with that? Absolutely. Well, shit. This person, they sound

39:28

great. That's what I would say. Good. I'm all for it. Well,

39:30

we break it down on the Black Knight

39:32

project. Good. You should get

39:34

them on. I'll try. You know, I don't think they'll hear me, boys.

39:36

Yeah. I gotta understand what you're saying. I was disappointed

39:38

to see Mariah. Why am I done, Ned, I should say? Yes.

39:40

Mariah Carey needed a teleprompter for

39:42

her, Macy's

39:44

Day it's the other day, which is That Christmas Oh, know I saying

39:46

out there. I'm alright, Carrie Pham. Still Oh, that's

39:48

right. The Lamilead. I have to take

39:50

their side in this war now because I'm against

39:52

the other two people. Right. I but

39:54

nobody remembers. I defended those two people. They're all death. Literally. We had a

39:57

I think we got a lammily odd, did we not? Yes. And they

39:59

were it was a battle of wits between

40:01

you two, as I a call. Yes.

40:03

Think that Lamilean, Kerana certainly may have spent some time together in the world.

40:05

I think. I don't know. Why do

40:08

I hiccup? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's right.

40:10

That's right. right. If a crimea do

40:12

his credit, just one of the way. Right? Pretty much

40:13

-- Yeah. -- pretty much. Yeah.

40:16

Yeah.

40:16

I'm waiting for Rome still. They've always

40:18

hated them, but yeah. I'd never hated him.

40:20

Mhmm. What's up? Why are you laughing this week?

40:22

I should I should ask. A few options.

40:24

I believe it's gonna be John Belushi. I'm

40:27

not positive yet, though. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

40:29

The spread that doesn't give you

40:31

I just thought you super overrated. Well, maybe we'll talk

40:33

about Good news. I kind of agree. Yeah.

40:35

I mean, it's not that's

40:37

like a classic like,

40:40

guys, my dad's age, thought he was great

40:42

because that's they didn't know anything before I said,

40:44

oh, came Right. And he was and he

40:46

was great he's great animal house, like, very Oh, yeah. I think his movies are properly rated,

40:48

but him on him on S and L, I think he's pretty

40:52

over it. But I almost think that's the fall SNL's so messy. Like, if you

40:54

watch a season one

40:56

SNL episode, I think you'll be amazed how

40:58

unfunny it

41:00

is. Right. It's not because it's old. I think you see that it doesn't hold up. Hey,

41:02

somewhat, but I also think it's just there it's

41:04

just a mess they're just figuring their shit out.

41:08

Like, the the karate whatever the fuck that is. The

41:10

samurai. You have the samurai? Like, I

41:12

just don't get on either. I don't get why

41:14

that's a classic But but I also get to your

41:16

point why if you

41:18

had been watching sitcom as your whole life. And this came on, you're like,

41:20

holy shit. Right. This is what -- Right. -- this is

41:22

completely counter culture. Yeah. And then the guest

41:24

and Eller once saying is having a miserable year

41:26

this year. Seems way

41:28

down. Nobody's broken out. To the point

41:30

where people were still talking about, like,

41:32

the chappell model. Yeah. Because this, like,

41:35

thing this stand up things. I I think it's just how bad S and

41:37

L is. I think it was a, I guess, so. But yeah.

41:39

Why am I done that with this? Nothing

41:41

overly exciting about it. Well, I thought it was

41:43

Okay. It's been stuck my mind for about nine minutes since you played

41:46

it. But Scott and Scarborough said the

41:48

reason I love that interview, because you didn't

41:50

ask any question? It is because it was like a fourteen year

41:52

old. Yeah. That's what I when I

41:54

watch in sixty minutes, I think I wish this was run by

41:56

kids. Jessica was

41:58

a journal Unfortunately,

42:00

host some morning, like,

42:02

political showies. Oh, like and

42:03

first of all, what do you expect how it's starting to

42:05

do? Be like, you know what, Bruce? a

42:07

fucking album sucked. Like, well, you know, this

42:09

question would have been great. Wait a minute.

42:11

Yeah. But, like, it's an ass kissing fest. I I

42:13

don't know. Bruce our

42:16

Bruce guy But, like, I think Bruce has to mix up his not

42:18

mine's with us. He'll never come out with us.

42:20

But, like, he's gonna mix

42:22

up his the same

42:24

rotation every single fucking time, everything. He

42:26

does a podcast right now. It's the same six

42:28

people. Stern was different, but, like,

42:30

NPR and fucking Jimmy Fallon,

42:32

and Seth Myers, and, like,

42:34

the BBC, I I don't mix it up a

42:36

little bit. Just talk to new people. I'm so

42:38

fucking bored. think he should get back with

42:40

Obama. I think that's the best form of promotion as

42:42

he get there. No question. What do you got famous

42:44

for? Back together, you know?

42:46

Absolutely. Yeah. seventy six producers. What's going on Megan's pop podcast?

42:48

I haven't seen any anything new out

42:50

of that podcast in a while. No. No.

42:52

Yeah. I don't think it's making the headlines that it

42:54

was in

42:56

the beginning. No? Yeah. I haven't seen anything about that. I don't know. Yeah.

42:58

And the headlines were mostly that she

43:00

was doing a part of it. Right? Nothing that There

43:02

was just a headline where she was It was just a headline where she

43:04

said that

43:06

she was something about her another thing about her, the torture she went

43:08

through on that money show. Oh,

43:10

dealing with it. Like, another one? Yeah. It was, like, a

43:12

second, you

43:14

know, a string of stories about that, which I don't really understand. Hired me

43:16

from my looks. Yeah. I don't really know.

43:18

I don't know. They'll be divorced by twenty

43:20

twenty six, I would say.

43:22

That's my prediction. I'm talking about the nuance of

43:25

holding a number twenty six case. It's

43:27

not easy. Not easy. What

43:30

was I gonna say? There's something else I was gonna mention.

43:33

No. I forget.

43:36

I don't even know.

43:38

Who knows? So, yeah, Tuesday, we'll do the live show, and then we're back here

43:42

Friday. And then we have to put up another episode of the case,

43:44

Dave, and do three more shows. It's

43:46

fun. Whoa. not

43:48

it. Nobody ever said it was gonna be easy.

43:50

No. Last whatever

43:52

the case came out last time -- Uh-huh.

43:54

-- you took a lot of weeks off. Will

43:57

you be doing that? I won't let

43:59

people

43:59

express it. No. I won't hop because no. I

44:02

was really doing five days a week then,

44:04

Mike. No.

44:04

Not when he came back. So

44:06

Like, when I came back, you were doing only three days a week at that time. But every once in

44:09

a while, you would not you would skip a week

44:11

of shows because you guys just worked

44:12

straight to on the case.

44:15

Oh,

44:15

it take four weeks off. Yeah. Yeah. I

44:17

don't think so. No. I don't travel,

44:19

though. That's

44:19

the thing. I mean, we're down. I mean, think of, like, that's

44:22

usually why because you were in Southland. Think of that, Dave. We

44:24

were, like, traveling back at South Carolina to be doing this fucking thing.

44:26

Yeah. because where Steve rented that rat

44:28

hole apartment or wherever he was at, he couldn't

44:30

read it, roaches in his fucking

44:32

bed and he didn't

44:33

even care. He's just He likes something like that, I

44:35

think. I think he does. Yeah. I think he does. But yeah.

44:37

He's but no. I I don't think

44:40

so because, I mean, this is gonna be between I

44:42

think Thanksgiving and Christmas. then, hopefully,

44:44

we'll take Christmas would just be a flat out

44:46

vacation vacation. You'll have nothing to do

44:48

today. Nothing. Nothing. Mhmm. Put your feet up

44:50

and just enjoy life. Right. Maybe designs with

44:52

new shirts, some new merch, That'd be

44:54

nice. Yeah. Christmas sweaters. I said, do

44:56

we get any of this merchandise sent to us or no? No. We

44:58

do. You want to Really? Let me see this thing. Let me get a

45:00

look at this. I'm gonna see I haven't seen the shirt upfront

45:02

person yet. We had a merch disaster of our

45:04

own at the blind mike dot net. Nobody

45:06

asked you. I'm just telling you. Let

45:09

me feel the sound too. You know, I don't mind

45:11

the good silence. What the

45:14

We tried to put Quincy shirts out,

45:17

What's the word murder? Oh, I just

45:19

see this. She's not allowed. Unbelievable. It's

45:21

outrageous. I would bought that

45:23

shirt. Well, no

45:24

chance. I mean, this is

45:26

a truly

45:27

awful shirt. That depends. Describe.

45:29

I mean, for me and the

45:31

folks at home. Smells too.

45:33

smells What do you

45:35

mean it

45:35

depends? Oh, like some people like

45:37

that stuff, like an image

45:40

like that. but it's

45:42

underneath like another shirt. You know what I mean? It's a

45:44

fucking shirt or something. The problem is is

45:46

this is a great shirt to wear, so no

45:48

one can see it. What people like

45:50

shirts are they just Barry in their closet

45:52

never looked at. And are under a hoodie line

45:54

at Barstools Sports. Yeah.

45:58

Jesus. The reminds like I said that

45:59

when I was a kid, the Billercamall go through with my

46:02

dad and they had those make your own t shirt

46:04

places. Yes. They'd be

46:05

like, no. You're not. That's rip off.

46:07

I'm not I'm not doing that. Here it

46:09

is. Forty years later. Thirty dollars.

46:12

Thirty smacker

46:14

wounds. this thing on. See

46:16

how it feels. Actually, probably less with that discount. Twenty percent off. Yes.

46:21

Let's see

46:24

here.

46:31

How's it

46:34

as fit? I

46:36

mean,

46:37

this is a hot

46:38

sec. That's

46:40

a

46:40

nice looking

46:42

shirt. What do you think, Dave? I think it looks

46:44

good. Yeah. Yeah. I have no I have

46:46

no problem with

46:48

that shirt. I saw

46:50

who would voluntarily weird. Weird. Because

46:52

we have people like, you know,

46:56

begging us to to give them merchandise. Like, they wanna

46:58

buy it and yet we don't give them what they want. Do

47:00

you think we should do something before Christmas so

47:02

they can get it in time

47:04

Christmas like have a new line out or something? No. No.

47:06

I'd rather not give them the satisfaction, honestly. I'd rather

47:09

keep winning this bizarre duel

47:12

Well, that's the thing now is that as I think pointed out, your

47:14

brand is now empty. Yeah. We can't we

47:16

can't start doing good shit. No.

47:19

That's the problem. Like, people yeah. There's sort of a war

47:21

holly and irony to this whole family. You can't

47:23

we can't and we can't give the people

47:25

what they want. It's a cruel

47:28

dance. I don't know who's gonna blink first. Actually, I do know. We're not. We will not do it.

47:30

It's hard to line the wall. because Dave started

47:32

out like a house of fire with Merci. You know, you

47:34

you were a big merge gal, you used

47:36

to talk about this. So you, like, you hate it so much

47:38

that now I am a pulse bug. Look, I would

47:40

never text you out of the boomerack. I have a great

47:42

merch idea.

47:44

I know how repulsed you would I would be I would be blessed by that. I just

47:46

don't I also don't, you know I

47:48

don't like, I mean, you know, texted

47:50

you something that's very rational too.

47:53

like, a lot of other shows have different things available

47:55

to them that we have never been told

47:57

us. They have, like, all

47:59

these fucking, like, premier brand. Yeah. They don't care about it. Correct.

48:01

Yeah. And like, great access to that shit. I I would

48:04

rather not have them care about us enough to deal with the other

48:06

stuff that happens when they care about

48:08

you. Yeah. Golf shirts in

48:10

South Town. Just the logo on the

48:12

chest. I think I think we would do well with that.

48:14

Yeah. Can we do that? You nixed it

48:16

last time So every time this comes up, it they're just more

48:18

expensive because they're Oh, that's the thing. key in the

48:20

nice material. Like, eighty bucks, ninety bucks. I

48:22

don't wanna

48:24

do that. Rigs ripped. That wasn't that wasn't enough. That was. Yeah. Let rigs I

48:26

mean, rigs just got no shame god knows. Me

48:28

steel he literally steals. He goes the house of steals

48:31

or something. They should put out the four play guys should

48:33

put out a KMS golf shirt. They sure that'd be happy

48:35

to do. I love the four play guys. You know, I love rigs.

48:37

Do I have any idea? Rig's giving

48:39

away his home. would shit this house and -- Yes. -- and masturbate, and

48:41

this bed is part of this this deal. Was it

48:44

how he did? He rents it out. Right? So it's a it's

48:46

an investment property, so it makes sense.

48:49

I think -- Yes. -- Jesus, I suppose. I answered. I

48:51

bought some I bought some foreplay stuff. I love I

48:53

love those guys. So good. Who

48:56

knows?

48:58

This shirt is not bad. It's not comfortable

49:00

wise, it's got a good comfortable feel to it. Looks

49:02

good from here. Thanks, Mike. Yeah. I don't know how

49:04

it looks. What's the

49:06

old microphone? Is that microphone? I fixed it. Oh, yeah.

49:08

How's is it the same way? That's the old

49:11

one. A couple adjustments. Yeah. Okay. How's it sound?

49:13

They've gotten the lab. Crystal

49:16

clear. Yep. Good. Top concern of

49:18

mine. There's

49:20

something else I was gonna mention.

49:23

I'm just blank. I'm fried. This fucking

49:25

thing is fried. I understand. But, you know, we'll

49:27

be okay. We'll

49:28

get through with Dave. I promise. Sounds

49:30

good. go full bro

49:31

here. Now I get my barcels shirt on, I get my hat on backwards. Now I

49:33

feel like a fucking guy. Nice. Like,

49:35

what's the throw

49:38

game on? We'll do it. What's the spread

49:40

this week? I'm gonna tease that. Is there a parlay there? Or like, oh

49:42

my god. Did you see

49:45

Arna Diarmas. Fuck you.

49:48

What else? I don't even fucking

49:49

know. What did the Rosa Barstel

49:51

talk about these days? messy's

49:53

come to America. I saw that. Oh, is that right?

49:55

Probably excited about that. Like the barstool thing. Like, I see

49:57

this on my YouTube shorts. Sometimes it comes

49:59

up or some of

50:00

the office would be like, you know, dude, can you pee while I have

50:03

a tampon? They ask like six people. And I'm like,

50:05

oh, if I worked in that I

50:07

would jump out of the fucking bed before

50:10

participating in it. Because they would always

50:12

ask you specifically because you would

50:14

be, like, Right. That's the thing. You can

50:16

see everybody you can see a second before the answer. Everybody gets in the character. Yeah.

50:18

Like, oh, what's my thing here? And

50:22

you're like, I that's why I hate that because that's what I do is

50:24

I I'm like, alright. I'll get in the camera. Well, I do

50:26

it too. Oh, I completely do it. I suck at it

50:28

so badly. I completely do it. I I think

50:30

the last time

50:32

I was on portnoy show with Eddie in the whole

50:34

thing with Rico happened. I saw one of the comments on

50:36

Twitter was like, I think Kirkland and I was gets

50:39

too amplified and shows like that. Actually, I've got some correct

50:41

criticism. I think you get too performative

50:43

when you're in a different form.

50:45

Like, here, I'm just relaxed in

50:48

my show. But there you're like, oh, like, you can't

50:50

be like this. Although I try to be most of the time,

50:52

but it's in your head, it's like, oh, I wanna be

50:54

entertaining for this person or for

50:56

this show. at the Wilbur that kid, Nick, the video just

50:58

asked me, like, backstage where he asked

51:00

me something, like, on Camrys, like,

51:04

ask me something about, like, portinoy or something. Right. But I hadn't even thought about in

51:06

a while, and I went right like, I my

51:08

voice changed. I set up my

51:11

I tried to be, like, witty. And then I was, like, I really

51:13

hope he doesn't use that. That's why, of course, he did. It's

51:15

probably better here. Like, you know, try to be witty or just -- Right.

51:17

-- just kinda look back. You know, you have to be Let

51:20

it flop. Exactly. That's right. But that's the other

51:22

thing too is I always feel like questions like that. That's

51:24

a good example at the wheelboard that kid, Nick.

51:26

Great guy. But you feel like every answer has

51:28

to be funniest. Right. Well, not every answer has to be fun. I'm like, oh, let me give you the bar

51:30

stool and say instead of what I would say.

51:32

There's that sort of weird thing going on. Yeah.

51:34

So I

51:36

don't know. Would would you no take on that day? No. No take. No

51:38

idea. No. I'm I'm always He's always himself.

51:40

That's true. That is true as a matter of fact.

51:42

Actually, I do have to I I think I don't know. I can't

51:44

I fucking can't think. It's a blessing

51:46

in the curse. Is that right? Yeah.

51:48

Okay. How is breakfast this morning? It's fantastic.

51:50

I did get a chance to see my mother on

51:52

Thanksgiving, so it was nice to catch you You can't

51:54

see how it goes Well, it's changed over the last two

51:56

days. Nothing's changed over the last two

51:58

days. No? No. Okay. What's the where they

52:00

oh, they went somewhere else for Thanksgiving? Where do

52:03

they host? They hosted. Yep. Oh, okay. The

52:05

turkey. She bought too big of a turkey this

52:07

year. Oh, wow. Too too

52:09

many leftovers, unfortunately. Oh, is that right? You never

52:11

have too many. You

52:14

know? I'm gonna I'm not I don't wanna get into this too much, maybe an hour or so. But I'm

52:16

just not a big turkey yet. I'm just kidding. Like, I'll

52:18

have a slice or two, but even even if

52:20

it feels like it's, you know,

52:22

you're feeling an obligation or something. Yeah. People pretend I don't know what was that day. You feel like you have to do

52:24

it. What did you say? I didn't say anything. I thought you

52:27

said something good. Like, I'm sorry. A

52:30

tax I just agree. I did see that. You don't know why people feel the need to have,

52:32

like, do you happen to react that now then? No. I just

52:34

wanted to make sure you saw it. What

52:36

do you think you got

52:37

lost in the In

52:40

the

52:40

air? Something Yeah. I don't know. Just making

52:42

sure. Big case stuff. Yeah. Because I was talking I'm

52:44

sure we're gonna do with that, really. No. But it's

52:46

good to have. Yes. We didn't tell us anything. We

52:49

already knew everything

52:49

in there. Yeah. But I it's good enough.

52:51

I think it's good in terms of what it might

52:53

lead to. Maybe. Why else would

52:56

it be good? because

52:58

of what

52:58

it might lead to. That's what I

52:59

just said. No. No. Okay. This

53:02

is the trailer. Two

53:03

steps ahead. She's is correct. The folks

53:05

at home, they they're discussing it. I couldn't have

53:08

been mailer again. I couldn't have been mailer

53:10

again. I couldn't even be worse for a

53:12

position like that. because I can't I will give away secrets by

53:14

accident. So III can't That's

53:16

good. It's always getting up my producer just

53:18

to talk about it. I just can't

53:22

I I yeah. I can't dance

53:24

around things. I can't dance around things

53:26

like that. I wonder I wonder boarding

53:28

out something. that I shouldn't be. Okay. Were

53:30

you saying Mike? I'm so I don't

53:33

know. Let's take some calls. I can't

53:35

fucking deal with this.

53:36

No Mike, Dave. Thanks.

53:38

beautiful

53:39

your name on shirt

53:42

I have

53:45

on.

53:56

on our viewing of one

53:56

too many is still up for free on Patreon

53:58

if anyone wants to go

53:59

watch. There you go. Just for another

54:01

few days. I'm sorry,

54:03

man. We watch Stuttering

54:06

John's movie. That's Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

54:08

Yeah. Yeah. So you'll see.

54:10

So by performance of us, I've been by John Melinda. It's tremendous. Surprise, you didn't

54:12

get another one. Is that thing with the

54:14

FTX guy still happening this

54:18

week? Yeah. As far as I know, yeah. I think speaking. Yeah. I think I

54:20

said speaking of the New York Times. Yeah.

54:22

That's crazy. It's insane. Yeah.

54:26

We and what's your is that I mean, how was it gonna that that's not gonna happen.

54:29

Right? I think it is. I

54:31

mean, I'm I'm pretty positive that the guy who's

54:33

running it said the interview is

54:36

still happening important. How are they gonna how are they gonna do that? There's no hell

54:38

if that happened to somebody who donated

54:40

to a Republican of or Donald

54:42

Trump forgot that that would still be happening.

54:45

There's just no shot in hell. I'm just annoyed because I have tickets

54:47

to Lehman Brothers Live though. So I'm gonna have to

54:50

miss it. It's always a good show. Yeah. I can't blame her

54:52

for that 1II don't I don't yeah. I'm

54:54

I'm kid I mean, the whole thing gets fuses but I like guy

54:56

not prison. Like, I'm I'm the whole thing baffles.

54:58

I don't get it either, but Andy's

55:00

still acting well, I don't know about how

55:02

recently. But, like, on he's

55:04

like, guys, I'm doing what I can.

55:06

Still hard to work. Very weird.

55:08

It's pretty out of your foot.

55:10

baffling to me. I I don't yeah. So when is that what when supposed

55:13

to be when this week? I think it

55:15

is Wednesday or Tuesday. on

55:18

November thirtieth. So I think that's tomorrow. Right? Today is the twenty

55:20

ninth? Oh, no. Twenty seventh. Yeah. So

55:22

Wednesday.

55:23

Twenty okay. I I

55:25

predict that will not happen.

55:28

I saw the guy interviewing him tweeted out. It's saying,

55:30

like, many many many could

55:33

nothing's

55:33

off limits. Any question, Andrew Ross Orkin. A lot of

55:35

folks have been asking if it's still

55:37

on, the answer is There are a lot of

55:39

important questions to be asked and answered. Nothing is off women's. Poor,

55:41

I was gonna get them first. What

55:43

happened then? I know. Big

55:45

news is your boy Tommy from Barcelona, and that was

55:47

a cookout in South Carolina, which was Steve's place

55:50

during the during the case. He loved that

55:52

place. Tom is going there for the first time. That's huge

55:54

news. Really? Yes. Very

55:56

interesting news. This is big.

55:58

Massive. I'm not gonna criticize his news. I mean, he made me

56:00

look like such a fool that I can't Yeah. I know how you

56:02

got that one. Can't comment. I know. I just

56:04

didn't know his stick. That's his whole way. Yeah. I realize he's, like, know, have take

56:06

a picture with, like, a chin here and be, like, though, I

56:08

look like -- I know. -- whoever,

56:10

you know, some

56:12

of your fucking beard. I I am. I don't know. I don't know.

56:14

You know? Yeah. I suppose

56:16

you do. No. I think that's right. Yeah. Anybody

56:18

be interested in this Spielberg movie? You guys

56:20

know about it or no? Nope. I

56:22

I know that he has a movie. I don't really know what the hell is out of

56:24

it. Okay. Forget it. Hey, love Dave? Hello. Alright.

56:28

Hello.

56:28

hello

56:29

Hey, guys. Good evening.

56:30

Hey. Question I've

56:31

never heard you guys talk with on the

56:33

show. Do you guys like to scratch

56:35

your balls? Yeah.

56:36

Yes. If you watch if you watch a video of this show, I am constantly, I

56:38

think, playing with my my junk. I may I'll

56:41

do it right now because it's I

56:44

sit cross legged sometimes and As we speak. You know,

56:46

sometimes you're not so much get stuck

56:50

in between your two legs. Have you

56:51

sit with your legs crossed? ever

56:53

have that thing. Yeah.

56:54

So I had to pull my back up there. And

56:56

and I have a surgically my right

56:58

testicle. I had surgery on that one because

57:00

I had veins that were crossed in there, so it's always still a

57:03

little sensitive to this day. But I love my balls.

57:05

I mean with me the whole ride. Like, I would I

57:07

have no like, on watching

57:10

TV, Yes. It does I got you know, how did you not?

57:12

It's it's I I have to imagine

57:14

that, like, caveman did that when

57:16

they were just hanging out. Right? Like

57:17

Well, not even, like, scratching. I

57:20

typically will rest particularly my in

57:22

the winter, throw my hand down my pants and

57:24

just rest it It's always nice. You

57:26

just find it. Yeah. It's nothing sexual.

57:28

Yeah. It's not like a masturbatory thing. No.

57:30

No. It's it's not really his home base. for

57:32

your hand, I think. Yeah. I agree. gotta

57:34

be some shark tank product for that somewhere, something. I

57:36

love their balls. They love their

57:37

it has to be something. Mister one

57:39

mister wonderful is

57:40

really getting a lot of shit for this thing

57:42

too. me doing

57:43

wrong. I'm not really sure why he should've just

57:45

let you know. Prepared to fight. I've seen the comments

57:47

on his own, but Yeah. He's usually the front of a guy

57:49

with his down. He's owned it. I understood. Well,

57:51

the guy's parents were Compliance Why

57:54

is this person? I don't really know what like,

57:56

what else is he supposed to do from a research perspective?

57:58

I guess so. I mean, it seems like you're passively aggressively

58:00

criticizing the guy. Just saying this, you're

58:02

fine to say that. People are saying. No. Critics

58:05

will say whatever they want. Bring them

58:07

on. Alright. We'll talk about pair eyewear in a

58:09

moment.

58:10

Hello. Hey,

58:12

boy. Steven

58:13

Jenkins. Hi, Steve. He's here

58:15

at their Adelaide. How

58:16

are you? Oh, good night. Did you just talk to you, Steve? Oh, Steve. Yeah.

58:18

Yeah. For one rock

58:20

on to another, I do wanna

58:24

talk about revisit something that Colliname did a a couple of

58:26

episodes ago. And that was he

58:28

couldn't he was

58:30

seriously couldn't recall the name

58:32

of somebody at the Wilbur

58:34

who he quote unquote fronted for you

58:36

and did the right thing?

58:38

My idea is that He Long

58:40

was just a noise. two people.

58:42

Yeah. So often that

58:44

he it's routine for him and that he can't

58:46

remember people's names. because he's constantly going over

58:49

to Barstool and constantly getting

58:51

approval and constantly smoothing with

58:53

them because, you know, he's he's

58:55

planning his next He's planning his next, you know He's

58:57

not hearing music right now though, Steve. I I would like to know,

59:00

basically, Jacob. Maybe jump this time. Yeah.

59:02

I'm sorry? That's that's

59:06

not nice. He's

59:06

bring up a legitimate point, Dave. You wanna respond? It is inaccurate.

59:08

I don't deal with anybody above. I mean,

59:11

that's a true. You're fucking weird. You don't give

59:13

a mute. You just said nobody.

59:16

saying you're not Hobn numbing. It's I was basically about the side

59:18

of the brain is the only person ideal

59:20

meeting that that no one knew

59:24

about mean, it could Mike knew of a high gang. Okay. Okay. Everybody

59:26

stopped for a second. Everyone stopped for a second, Steve.

59:28

Dave. Hold on for a second. Mike. Let

59:30

me just ask you this. Okay. Is a is a

59:34

imparture Steven. I'm sorry, Steven. Steven, I'm sorry. You like Dave? You

59:36

like we all get along? Sure. In partial. I think

59:38

you did on your side. I like Steve is We'll even

59:40

shut up for you,

59:42

please. Steven. Steven,

59:43

yes. If thirty seconds

59:44

from now, Dave said, oh, I forgot there are

59:46

two other people I speak to a bar show all the time.

59:48

Would you be surprised if we made that admission thirty seconds

59:50

from now? I apologize, Dave, but

59:53

no no chance. Why am I saying that?

59:55

Because you just said, I don't talk to anybody. Because thirty seconds

59:57

later, if I was like, oh, I mean, you're like,

59:59

oh, okay. So

59:59

I'm saying what you are. Go ahead. I have a conclusion, Steven. I

1:00:02

mean, again, you're with I mean, look at this look at

1:00:04

this snake's phone right now. Take out his

1:00:06

phone -- Uh-huh. -- look at it and see

1:00:08

all the fucking contact

1:00:10

he has with Barstool, and fire

1:00:12

is fucking ass right now. I think the hell,

1:00:14

rock stocks. You are people at soup center.

1:00:16

play. Well, thank you for the call. Consider

1:00:18

it. over things. Yeah.

1:00:19

The kingpin Pete, friend of the show. Very

1:00:21

down. I'm calling it. Have you noticed down

1:00:23

on Dave right now? What

1:00:26

do you think of that? Don't say you don't care. We know you don't care. What's your

1:00:28

reaction? What's your reaction to that? It's painful

1:00:30

to hear. Forget it. I mean, if you're

1:00:32

not gonna be legitimate, have a look at

1:00:34

it. sitting.

1:00:36

What's your kingpin pet doesn't say?

1:00:38

He was just dad the same thing. He said he Was

1:00:40

the effect? Does does he listen to the show still?

1:00:43

Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know. He doesn't have

1:00:45

to. What did he say? Well, he said to the

1:00:47

first thing he said to me, I think when I saw

1:00:49

me the night was you

1:00:50

knew who that guy was at the Wilbur right that Kirk was talking about? Second, it

1:00:52

took me a minute. He's

1:00:53

like, I didn't really know right away, and he

1:00:55

goes, ah, co

1:00:58

mentorship. That's true. That's true. That is true. That was that was as angry as I bet.

1:01:00

Think it quiver. It was the lead. Like, it

1:01:02

was the description of it. I didn't remember. We

1:01:04

never really took me a while. You know,

1:01:08

listen, Conan. I couldn't even tell you when you were, like, part of

1:01:10

the thing that night though, Mike. You know what I mean? Like Dave should

1:01:12

know that. I wasn't part of the discussion. Part of the

1:01:14

thing that

1:01:16

night Yes. It was it was an email to me day later's

1:01:18

a day later, and it never even it

1:01:20

had really nothing to do with the actual event.

1:01:23

It was about was I annoyed? personal

1:01:25

situation. Was I annoyed? Yeah. You were annoyed. Take

1:01:28

Mexico. Chop.

1:01:29

Take Mexico. Please. So

1:01:33

annoying.

1:01:33

Good evening. Good evening. The one,

1:01:35

the only Kirk. Are we

1:01:38

still down for

1:01:40

Tina's talk? I just

1:01:42

wanna clear something up real quick. Sure. Sure.

1:01:44

You once upon a time, I

1:01:46

don't know if you recall this, but

1:01:48

you you asked my father in the morning when

1:01:51

you woke him up, if he still woke up with a heart on. Oh,

1:01:53

yeah. Yeah. Yes. I do remember. That was your father. You

1:01:55

live with your father. I'm surprised

1:01:57

to hear this. You're not surprised, you know

1:01:59

you know the deal. The thing

1:02:02

is he you just talked

1:02:04

about the vain thing. It was kind of the

1:02:06

same deal. him. Oh, is that

1:02:08

right? That's why that's why I'm

1:02:10

here because he couldn't

1:02:10

help. Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I

1:02:13

thought about it. Wonderful. Thank God for

1:02:15

seeing this. I wanna clear one

1:02:16

thing up with Mike Mike. I'm the guy that

1:02:18

was throwing the all of that

1:02:20

the day you got almost arrested. You

1:02:22

son of a bitch. That was the the the only minivan that

1:02:24

showed up. Yeah. I was very excited. Very

1:02:27

happy things are clear. Thank you very

1:02:29

much. Thank you. They rolled up

1:02:31

to you. happy that's cleared up, Mike. I was assumed it was an

1:02:33

enemy. No. They didn't realize it was a friend. You never

1:02:35

know. Yeah. You never know.

1:02:38

Hello.

1:02:38

Good

1:02:39

god. Hello. Hello.

1:02:42

Hello. Kirk, you have

1:02:45

your

1:02:45

little golf trivia? Yes,

1:02:47

people love that. I will do it.

1:02:49

Why not?

1:02:51

In which state

1:02:53

did pain, pain Stewart's plain

1:02:58

crash.

1:03:03

I wanna say one the Dakota's.

1:03:07

Which

1:03:09

one? South Dakota. Correct.

1:03:12

I mean, not

1:03:14

yes, but I'm glad I got the right.

1:03:16

Thank you very much.

1:03:19

the Thank

1:03:21

you. It's a meaningful call.

1:03:23

It's good stuff. I'm sure that's

1:03:25

gulf trivia necessarily. But I guess it

1:03:27

is in this realm

1:03:29

of very weird story. They flew, so they

1:03:31

lost like oxygen basically. They all died and

1:03:33

the plane was like, oh, it flew for like

1:03:35

a thousand miles.

1:03:38

Right. Very strange. Just a weird, you know, almost weird stories.

1:03:40

I don't know. Hello.

1:03:47

hello

1:03:48

Hello? Hello?

1:03:51

Okay, Dave. Goodbye.

1:03:53

They load up to Tiger

1:03:54

Woods three weekends in a row. Right? I mean,

1:03:56

that's sort of.

1:03:58

Yeah. PNC's fun

1:04:00

to watch though. Yeah. I'm

1:04:02

a little trolleywoods, though. Like, it

1:04:04

makes it kinda keeps me out. It's like almost

1:04:07

like virgin on pornographic, why some

1:04:09

of these guys master being over a twelve year

1:04:11

old playing golf. It makes me honestly uncomfortable. Well, it's we've come a long way

1:04:13

since doing it when Tiger was three or whatever. What

1:04:16

exactly I was gonna say is like like,

1:04:18

you know, Tiger

1:04:20

Woods like a child actor. Yeah. And, like, he's just gonna do this again

1:04:22

with this. I don't know. I mean, it sounds obviously great.

1:04:24

So what do I know? Hello?

1:04:27

hello Hello.

1:04:28

Hello. Hello,

1:04:32

sir.

1:04:32

Two important

1:04:35

things, of course, my good friend,

1:04:37

Michael Garys, and I see you last Wednesday. What do you have for dinner last night?

1:04:39

Remember, you saw my Gary

1:04:41

last Wednesday? Wednesday? Of

1:04:44

course,

1:04:44

it did. We're

1:04:45

old, old prints. Okay. What'd you ever do the

1:04:48

last night, Mike? Trying to figure who this is

1:04:50

now. Place pizza from a place

1:04:52

called, I believe, Max and Leo's. I

1:04:54

think it's called in Newton or in that

1:04:56

area. Yes. I know with that. Yeah. Yeah. How was it?

1:04:58

Very good. What kind of pizza? Pepperoni.

1:05:00

There were some others, but I stick with pepperoni.

1:05:02

Okay. Good. Good. Did you have

1:05:04

something else you want to say, Carter? Yeah.

1:05:07

The

1:05:08

other thing was for

1:05:10

whoever's

1:05:10

in the office, the lash

1:05:12

mama downstairs. She

1:05:13

said the horn is very

1:05:15

loud

1:05:15

from about seven to nine

1:05:18

AM. Oh, is that right now? Does last month make

1:05:20

you play about that, Dave? I haven't heard it

1:05:22

personally. Yeah. That's awesome. thank you, Steve.

1:05:24

Robins Steve Robinsons guy

1:05:26

downstairs in the is

1:05:28

always there. He's there tonight. Yep. He's

1:05:30

there a way. But, like, that

1:05:32

place wasn't open today.

1:05:34

It wasn't there when I got here this

1:05:36

afternoon. It wasn't there when you were. Right? No. But

1:05:38

he'll be, like, sometimes it's just weird. He's

1:05:40

just there. some people like to work at night? No. I don't think this is paperwork. I

1:05:42

respect that. The place was not rocking out as much

1:05:44

as they usually I heard a brief thing about ten

1:05:46

minutes ago, and that

1:05:48

was it. They load up

1:05:50

Dave. They're

1:05:50

load up. Alright. Hello. Hello? Yes. Good

1:05:54

evening. I have questions

1:05:56

for blind Mike. You serious?

1:06:01

First question.

1:06:03

How funny

1:06:04

does missus Gary get on a regular basis?

1:06:06

Okay. I need that. Oh, well,

1:06:08

it's a fair question. How

1:06:12

horny Mike does your mom get on a regular

1:06:14

basis? Can I use a standard one to

1:06:16

ten scale? Well, I would say also, like, just give me

1:06:18

a standard. Like, I would say Thanksgiving

1:06:20

is a weird day. Like, maybe the day after, like, three PM.

1:06:22

It's a regular time. How horny would you

1:06:25

be? One, we're talking, you know,

1:06:27

sandpaper, ten, we're talking, you know,

1:06:29

the river is flowing. I would think four, frankly.

1:06:31

I'm guessing It's fairly It is fairly, you know.

1:06:33

Okay. It's good. It's just a voice Something It's

1:06:35

just a deviant. It all hours of time. Sure. Yeah.

1:06:37

Sure. Yeah. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure.

1:06:39

Sure. You know. rubbing herself in front of you to dinner table or suggestion.

1:06:41

Right. No. That's my knowledge anyway. That's good. Yes. Yeah. Okay.

1:06:44

Well, there you go. Mike

1:06:46

says four. Second

1:06:50

question. Please please spell it out.

1:06:54

What's that? How often

1:06:56

does alpha get diarrhea on

1:06:59

a regular basis and get around

1:07:01

the bowel mia? Okay. Hold on. So

1:07:03

okay. So again, a basis, Mike. I say, Guy, we guess not often though.

1:07:05

Well, after mom and miss specifically, we've only

1:07:07

held together once. And it was everything

1:07:10

was fine. your knowledge. my

1:07:12

knowledge. And I'm sure she's gonna share one

1:07:14

bathroom. She's about She's gonna broadcast that. I

1:07:16

wouldn't think No. But it gives me a We're one

1:07:18

bathroom apartment.

1:07:20

I would probably have some idea of what's going on. So not regular.

1:07:22

No. It's real. Zero out of the time. Yes. Okay.

1:07:24

Good. Well, that's good news. Yes. How

1:07:26

was other

1:07:28

warthog doing? Doing well. You see him over the break and you must've been back home. I

1:07:30

didn't oh, I'm but we're not from the same place. We're

1:07:32

college bros. Oh, he's not from Western Mass.

1:07:34

No. Oh, where's he from? Outside

1:07:36

of Plymouth. Oh,

1:07:38

okay. Hello. A lucky town. down

1:07:41

Certainly. Hello. Oh,

1:07:49

hello Hello. Oh boy. What's that? They're getting on and

1:07:51

then dropping. Okay? Maybe

1:07:53

they're nervous. Hello. Hello. What's

1:07:55

up? Mischievous. To work

1:07:58

outside with

1:07:58

that wench or no? They're engaged.

1:08:00

Oh,

1:08:01

is that true? Oh, yes. Have I not said that before?

1:08:03

No. My god. Is that really true? Yeah.

1:08:05

Oh, Jesus. Poor Wardhug. What

1:08:07

is he doing? Why would he enjoy the rest of

1:08:09

his life? He couldn't have knocked up. There's no way that that that

1:08:11

that barren woman could produce children. Is

1:08:14

the science wouldn't

1:08:16

allow that? I don't know anything

1:08:18

about her womb. No. The science would simply reach out to me. I don't know if there is a

1:08:21

gods. I

1:08:24

don't know. Would the world be a better place

1:08:26

if Warthog had a son or a daughter, honestly? Better? Yeah. No. That's what I mean. I don't

1:08:28

think it would be

1:08:29

worse though. He's a

1:08:32

nice man. He

1:08:33

does look like somebody who would see

1:08:35

the mugshot for being a pedophile though. Just look I'm say, yes. He looks that.

1:08:37

I'll tell you it's hard

1:08:39

as someone who saw

1:08:43

only his picture before meeting him. Yeah. I understand

1:08:45

what you're saying. That's yeah. I'm gonna

1:08:47

say yes. I like I

1:08:49

like Boardwalk. I'm just saying Like, you know, those guys, if

1:08:51

you got arrested, you'd be like, oh, no. Yeah. I can see.

1:08:53

That makes sense. I don't like to agree with

1:08:55

you guys. He's a great man. Great.

1:08:57

Yeah. For if we're talking photographic

1:09:00

evidence home, Yes. I understand what you're saying.

1:09:02

It was like, oh, portal has these great ideas. Dave, they load up. Hold on. You just got these great

1:09:04

ideas. There was

1:09:07

two steps ahead. I mean, if you've ever heard

1:09:09

fucking clamor and warthawk together, why is it not a higher warthawk yet? Right. I'm surprised clamor

1:09:11

hasn't been lobbying for that. Like, gone into

1:09:13

Erica's office and said, you gotta hear

1:09:16

this episode. He's got a

1:09:18

real clout there. He should be like, hey, listen. Like, I'm fucking because we put the of us together just do

1:09:20

ten fifteen podcasts together and see what

1:09:22

hits. So I haven't seen any other films.

1:09:27

Yeah. I mean, I should be like, I he

1:09:29

did text me the other day, actually. Mhmm. And I

1:09:31

think just not talking

1:09:34

about this subject at all. Rene, we just said three

1:09:36

hundred thirty down, thirty five

1:09:38

to go. You guys don't Like

1:09:41

like like, what's that, dude? So I was

1:09:43

at the end of the day. He slept

1:09:45

more than a month ago. Unbelievable.

1:09:47

I asked I'll I'll pose

1:09:49

the same question. I posed to him.

1:09:51

If if not for COVID. The warthogs are a climber. I pose

1:09:54

this to the warthogs. Okay. But about clamor.

1:09:58

Mhmm. If not for COVID, how far does that

1:09:59

project go? I don't know. I I

1:10:02

wouldn't say this. I

1:10:02

wouldn't tell what Comer will

1:10:05

do it now. They said it. It would

1:10:07

be very funny if he just did an episode on December

1:10:09

thirty one, and acted like he did it.

1:10:11

Yeah. I mean, he just went to see a

1:10:13

movie. He was like, yep. I get it and then went over some

1:10:15

stuff in October or November just made the whole thing. I

1:10:17

think you should do it at the start of every

1:10:19

year, but get a different disease.

1:10:22

Is everything like I got the bird

1:10:24

flu. Yeah. I picked her out of cancer. It's

1:10:26

a bitch. I'm just gonna stop this year.

1:10:30

or just say every year he's gonna do it, just stop. Like,

1:10:32

just stop in February

1:10:34

or March

1:10:35

or whatever. Hello? Hey. Yo.

1:10:37

I

1:10:38

have a question for Colleen. Yes. David Colleen. Yep. I have

1:10:40

a like so you make probably

1:10:42

around the same amount

1:10:43

of money as me?

1:10:44

I'm

1:10:46

just assuming. And you have a problem

1:10:48

just giving, I don't know, a dollar

1:10:50

or two, maybe five to someone that, like,

1:10:53

services you. on a regular basis. Like Oh,

1:10:55

that wasn't the that wasn't the poor problem. It wasn't the problem

1:10:57

giving the money. It was not knowing when to give the money and then

1:10:59

feeling like I missed

1:11:03

out. Like, I haven't done it in years, so now I have

1:11:05

anxiety over. We'll just don't do it instead of

1:11:07

start, which is weird. That

1:11:10

was the tipping thing, I

1:11:11

believe. It doesn't even don't.

1:11:12

Why don't you just

1:11:14

don't you don't drink? Like,

1:11:16

if you get a coffee, like,

1:11:19

you do a dollar drink. or, like,

1:11:21

the change

1:11:21

or whatever. I've just never tipped somebody when I'm buying like, when I'm getting one

1:11:23

coffee, don't get the answer. The only thing is that I kept

1:11:25

The only thing I would say is I also I

1:11:28

also don't I never

1:11:30

have cash with me. So, like, I'd have to be Are you using cash in this situation? No. What's guys have changed? Like, I'm not gonna you

1:11:32

know, it's like whatever. It's two sixty to give three bucks.

1:11:34

fairness. Like, if I go get a drink

1:11:36

at I'm

1:11:39

always tipping a dollar for every drink. I just that's something I've

1:11:41

always done,

1:11:42

so I what I got. What I

1:11:44

meant?

1:11:44

go were meant I

1:11:47

don't know. But why don't I do that with other things? I don't know. Go talk to

1:11:49

your fucking shrink. Go talk to your priest about it.

1:11:51

We like your Hello? Yeah. If you're pan

1:11:53

with a card, I feel like you should

1:11:55

feel no guilt. Well, the end of the night, you

1:11:57

you leave a tip. Right? Or no? I'm saying it like Dunkin' Donuts or something. They're not expecting you to add a tip to

1:11:59

the You're not obligated every time. I just grew this

1:12:01

call. Thanks for the call. You're not obligated every

1:12:04

time to somebody

1:12:06

talking about a dollar tip. No. But if you're paying with us,

1:12:08

because if you go every day, you know, whatever.

1:12:10

Almost every day, it's two hundred fifty three bucks

1:12:12

a year. I ain't gonna did do that. That's how

1:12:14

it does make you think bit. think. of year, you give

1:12:17

a nice tip. Everyone's so awesome,

1:12:19

would ever feel like not

1:12:22

all, but you guys not part of that for everybody, but

1:12:24

I feel like absolutely not. Alright. I'll just say

1:12:26

I feel more of a connection with the

1:12:28

person who gives me coffee every day than I

1:12:31

do with my mailman. or Okay. I don't

1:12:32

like that you prefaced

1:12:33

that with I'll just say it.

1:12:35

Like, there's a pause. Don't

1:12:39

even cancel. Hit the comment section if you must. But I'm

1:12:42

gonna say it. You said earlier,

1:12:44

he's brave. I'm throwing

1:12:46

caution to the wind here.

1:12:49

Just I just say it. Just I'll just say it. I

1:12:51

know you're thinking I don't have

1:12:53

the guts to come out

1:12:55

and say it. like

1:12:58

my Dunkin' Donuts First in North White House. Colony's always criticized for not having a brain, but once in a while, take a take

1:13:02

on the big issue.

1:13:06

Male man verse fucking coffee

1:13:08

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Kirk. I had couple of questions for calling in first, but

1:14:18

you'd mentioned before why Howard was doing that.

1:14:20

He's showing HBO. There's a couple

1:14:22

of things. One he's been mentioning.

1:14:24

big time lately about in Emmy. I think he's

1:14:26

really trying to nail it in Emmy. You nailed it. You nailed it. Good good for you. Yeah.

1:14:31

Yep. Yep. That's it. That by the way, they'll give a fuck about that. Why would

1:14:33

you give a shit about any of this then? But he's

1:14:35

right. You know the stern. That makes

1:14:37

sense. That's a good that's

1:14:39

a good call. And he he he really thinks he

1:14:41

should be in the rock and roll hall of fame. It isn't Spruce friends

1:14:43

with, like, Beyond winner. Are

1:14:46

they Oh, Ray friends

1:14:48

who? Wait. Wait. Wait. because Turdey tried

1:14:50

being a rock and roll, hall of fame. Yeah. Yes. He's yes. He absolutely

1:14:54

feels that way. He's just he probably says he's broken in a lot of these guys.

1:14:56

And Yeah. I mean, he's absolutely yeah. Like,

1:14:58

but, like, what let me ask you, what what

1:15:00

would be the case for stern being called for stern

1:15:02

being in the hall of fame? Like, who is he

1:15:05

who

1:15:05

was he helped out musically? Like, what band became a big hit because

1:15:07

of him or got out there? So so I don't think that

1:15:09

he is. But

1:15:12

his case would be going back only to

1:15:14

Bondi. AJOVY. I know what he always says that he he yep. So and,

1:15:16

you know, he would say he

1:15:18

invented he invented what is unplugged

1:15:22

Oh, no. I'm having people playing studios. Oh,

1:15:24

you he's talked about those things all

1:15:26

the time, you know, even the band

1:15:28

of losers, beating every other band came in there

1:15:30

each -- Sure. -- to be done promoting. So We

1:15:32

got yeah. Questions for you today? Good

1:15:34

point with Miami though. Okay. Yeah.

1:15:36

I

1:15:37

have a couple of trivia questions, but Dave,

1:15:39

just famous history. Lately, though.

1:15:42

I will say. Yeah.

1:15:45

Not

1:15:45

too much dates. Do

1:15:47

you know how about how about seventy six?

1:15:49

public july fourth seventeen seventy

1:15:51

six July

1:15:52

fourth seventeen seventy six is

1:15:55

Oh, look at the computer,

1:15:59

Dave. Hands

1:16:00

up. July fourth. I don't know.

1:16:02

Oh

1:16:02

my god. Really? July

1:16:04

fourth. Yep.

1:16:07

It's gonna be something like No. Hold on. It's Independence Day, so

1:16:09

it's gotta be something like declaration of

1:16:11

independence related. There

1:16:14

you go. So it's Cool. Sign the declaration of a

1:16:16

new thing. something good. It's all good

1:16:18

trouble. Wait. What was that? What was the

1:16:21

other one? What did he what did he

1:16:23

say? Dave is Dave idling, like, really dumb

1:16:25

and clairvoyant at the same time we could see

1:16:27

location, but yet also

1:16:30

never gets the answers. Right? know, he said something. He was a character.

1:16:32

He was building something. He was

1:16:34

mauling something. He's on the phone.

1:16:36

No. He was saying something

1:16:38

under his breath or something. You

1:16:40

say he was saying something? We were talking over him

1:16:42

as he was saying something. because he gave you the hand signals. Sorry. Repeat yourself. Yes,

1:16:46

please. Go ahead. Yep.

1:16:48

the about November twenty

1:16:51

second nineteen sixty three? November twenty second

1:16:53

number twenty

1:16:55

nineteen sixty three. No

1:16:58

clue.

1:16:58

Take a

1:16:59

guess. Yes. It's no fun if you don't guess. It's

1:17:01

a harder one, but you know You'll know when he

1:17:04

says

1:17:05

it. November

1:17:08

twenty second. Like the wish I like the whispering that the

1:17:10

brain is doing now. Like, he's they just seem like he's grinding the sword out. No. I'm thinking

1:17:12

of, like, what came

1:17:14

up in no this

1:17:16

November when one came up recently, there was

1:17:18

an anniversary. They missed a story. Yeah. Next year, I've been better off of that, but yeah. But What

1:17:20

do we do last week?

1:17:22

That was an anniversary of something?

1:17:26

We all celebrate it. It's one of my

1:17:28

favorite holidays of the year. No. It must have

1:17:30

been in, like, another year with Harry. It's a

1:17:32

different cake. He loves it. It

1:17:34

must have been A news article. Yeah. I think there's a news article. It's

1:17:36

got a remembrance of something. Yep. So I don't so I can't remember.

1:17:38

a guess. So you can't do that. I think a guess. I can't

1:17:40

think of anything that happened to nobody ever

1:17:42

the history. We'll wear helmets that day.

1:17:44

you have to guess. I have

1:17:46

no idea. I don't guess it's a Harbor. I don't fucking know. Pearl Harbor. There you go. The the Jonathan Kennedy

1:17:49

was assessed.

1:17:52

Wow. Okay. Okay.

1:17:52

How about how about how about December?

1:17:54

Even your world get more you

1:18:00

want? what do you mean come up? Like, in

1:18:02

a news article. I'm reading the news, so I would think I would remember, like, in, like, in, like, the in, like, your

1:18:04

daily periodical newspaper. Yeah. Like, it

1:18:06

would say, like, if you're in

1:18:09

on the Daily Mail or New York Post, it would

1:18:12

say, like It was the postquel on a year. Kennedy, dead.

1:18:14

It would be it would be some kind of article. I would

1:18:16

say, would say more than

1:18:18

sixty years. The fiftieth universe is a bunch of documentaries. I remember my dad and I watched a whole bunch of them. I'm super into

1:18:20

that, so I pay attention.

1:18:22

So I do notice it, but

1:18:25

But

1:18:25

I mean, I think it's crazy. You didn't know III think really Yeah. Next one

1:18:28

last one. Hey. Well, I have a couple more.

1:18:30

But next one, it was December seventh nineteen forty

1:18:32

one. Nineteen

1:18:37

forty

1:18:39

one. Uh-huh. Mhmm. It's

1:18:44

coming up. They lives on. And by the way,

1:18:46

it's Pearl Harbor. You got it. You got it.

1:18:48

You got it. You should just

1:18:50

guess Pearl Harbor Harbor. I saw your

1:18:53

Merck. I actually wasn't gonna say it, but

1:18:55

I knew had just me say Fifteen later, Warren. There

1:18:59

you go.

1:19:00

Alright. Thank you, Colin.

1:19:02

Good

1:19:02

caller. Hello. Hey, good evening, Kirk. You got

1:19:05

a quick

1:19:08

trivia question for you. Let's do it. I I gotta get ready for

1:19:10

Tuesday then you go. I'm a little gas right now. I'm a little worried about my energy level for Tuesday. And you need a theme

1:19:12

song. I think they play theme songs for you as

1:19:14

you come out. Yeah. Jeff Jeff, we got the whole

1:19:18

fucking Jeff sends out a one

1:19:20

second call. Is it loaded up,

1:19:22

Dave? No. No.

1:19:23

No. Hold on. Jeff

1:19:25

sends out a text. Please send the guest you

1:19:27

have in here by tonight. He wants a VIP list, a

1:19:29

guest

1:19:29

list. Rico sends six p bottle if he's kidding or

1:19:31

not with these names. So

1:19:35

maybe I don't know what tonight tonight? This is no. It's

1:19:37

a team at hand. You're not

1:19:38

a team at hand. Nine forty eight this morning. And

1:19:40

I just said this is a recess

1:19:42

for me, my pal, Jeff. It's a business

1:19:44

trip. more stopped in undefeated season.

1:19:46

Friends are distraction all be alone. Like, I'm not like, we're there to win. I'm not there to hang out with my

1:19:51

buddies. Right. Right. Like, hey, Andy, what's up? Like, no.

1:19:53

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Like, we're here to win. There's a business trip. Yeah. You can buy a ticket,

1:19:55

Andy. No. Exactly. Or don't. Like,

1:19:58

I get my own problems. Go

1:20:00

ahead. Are you announcing your

1:20:02

walk in music? Or is that a No. I'm not a big reveal. No. No. No. No. No. Your God damn people are right there. No. You're too

1:20:04

good for us. You might have to go

1:20:06

now. You'll be Max and Leo's. Oh my

1:20:08

goodness. about

1:20:11

that? Would you have liked to gone not to do the live show before, but

1:20:13

would you like to go to the dozen live? Did we ask

1:20:15

you that? Well, you're absolutely welcome to go to

1:20:17

that too. We can get in there. alone is a real Pavin

1:20:19

me the devil wants you to go wherever you if they don't,

1:20:21

that's also fine. Don't worry about it. If you don't wanna go,

1:20:23

don't go. Life is too short, if I can

1:20:25

go to the trip, if you don't wanna help you. Well, you you have to.

1:20:27

You work, you know, for this mic has its own

1:20:29

blind mic done. Maybe it's a live show

1:20:32

going against us then.

1:20:34

Yes. Hello, Quincy on Tuesday.

1:20:36

Oh, that's right. Jesus. Hello. Hey, Kirk.

1:20:38

Good evening. Good evening. Hey, I have a quick two of your

1:20:39

question for you. Go ahead.

1:20:40

they're quick trivia question for us which

1:20:44

NFL city hosted

1:20:46

two PGA major championships. The

1:20:49

first one was

1:20:52

nineteen twelve PGA or

1:20:54

US Open, and the second was the nineteen thirty four PGA Championship. Which NFL

1:21:00

NFL stadium? Yes. I mean, St.

1:21:02

Louis has

1:21:02

hosted a couple of them as

1:21:03

well, by the way.

1:21:06

them

1:21:08

Not Saint

1:21:09

Louis. Saint Louis is held. They've had two PGAs

1:21:11

there, but that's fine. which

1:21:15

nineteen twelve and which NFL City Al Pittsburgh.

1:21:19

Nope. What

1:21:21

nope

1:21:21

when is it? Buffalo. Okay. It's

1:21:23

a terrible

1:21:24

question. Go

1:21:24

away. Yeah. Take care. What's a doctor

1:21:26

question? Your NASA. We're also gonna

1:21:29

have

1:21:29

people tweet us

1:21:31

like, actually, also Oh, they're right. Oakland.

1:21:33

Yeah. Hello. I figured it was the East Coast at

1:21:35

that point in our

1:21:38

nation's history, but yeah.

1:21:40

Hello. Hey,

1:21:41

Kirk. I just have a few questions. Oh, okay. You should

1:21:43

ask them. don't

1:21:43

know if you turned it tuned

1:21:46

into

1:21:46

the stream on Saturday, but I

1:21:50

think her leadership is paying off with Rico because he

1:21:52

stayed for the whole stream stream with

1:21:54

a certain third stream quarterback who

1:21:57

may have stolen some valor. Oh, is

1:21:59

that

1:21:59

right? Yeah. The whole stream he was

1:22:01

there with Khan. I'm stunned at that.

1:22:04

Wow. He hates

1:22:06

Khan's. Is

1:22:06

he? Oh, yeah. Wait a couple of years.

1:22:08

Why didn't you walk

1:22:10

out of the what's

1:22:12

that, buddy? He walked out of

1:22:14

the stream last year in the same exact situation. So I don't know. Somewhat your leadership, I

1:22:20

think it's find the pain off of

1:22:22

him. Somebody sent

1:22:22

me Rico's list of enemies, so I know who it should be colonized with. It's kinda like

1:22:24

me. It's sort of

1:22:27

this ever evolving thing. but I

1:22:29

you know, he's just he's you know, I just

1:22:31

wanna be updated. I appreciate that. I mean, yeah, I appreciate that in his end. He's some maturity, I guess.

1:22:33

I suppose that's a

1:22:35

good thing. Yeah. Rico is

1:22:37

plugging the shit out of Black Friday, merch. He is. He is doing a great job. He is doing a fantastic job.

1:22:39

He's good. He goes the greatest. I

1:22:42

love him. Any movement on

1:22:44

Rico's contract

1:22:46

or anything? Not to my knowledge. That doesn't

1:22:48

mean it's, you know, we just wish

1:22:50

Happy Birthday to Miley Cyrus I

1:22:53

saw. to be classy. That's right. You said it to her. Wow. So yeah.

1:22:55

It must be true. Hello. Party in the USA? rt

1:22:59

news What

1:23:01

the fuck?

1:23:02

What are you listening

1:23:04

to?

1:23:04

fuck would you listen to

1:23:06

R

1:23:09

and C. So I'm guessing noose channels, some kind. Jerry,

1:23:11

by any chance?

1:23:17

What's going on,

1:23:17

Jerry? Anything there or no? Thanks for the call. Nothing that

1:23:19

I've seen. Not that I'm aware of. Okay. Be a big

1:23:22

week this week, I would

1:23:24

think. I don't know.

1:23:26

Was anything going on there? When's that

1:23:28

horse or walker thing?

1:23:29

Is that next week? December. Oh. Yeah. It was early December. I don't

1:23:31

remember the date. Mhmm. Okay. Hello. though

1:23:35

Hi. Good evening.

1:23:35

This is

1:23:37

Blaine Mike's Lufa.

1:23:39

Mike's

1:23:39

Rufa. Lufa, I

1:23:42

believe, So Oh.

1:23:44

I'm fine. He got me in the shower to

1:23:46

put soap all over his body. That's

1:23:48

what he told me. ordering more

1:23:50

data for them. This is your job. Yeah. Learn more data from deodorant project. Yeah.

1:23:52

Yeah. That's my job. Oh, okay. The

1:23:55

Yeah. I'm like, why have

1:23:57

you never ever told us about this? It hasn't really come up. I you

1:23:59

don't ask enough of my my hour activity. true, I

1:24:02

guess. So yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. Please tell

1:24:05

us about it. Yeah.

1:24:06

So I was just curious, like, when

1:24:08

you use the the commode

1:24:11

or the toilet, do

1:24:13

you have to lift up the toilet

1:24:15

seat before you go or is there a

1:24:17

yep?

1:24:17

You're asking Mike this or me this.

1:24:19

I'm sorry. Mike. Oh, please wait. You

1:24:21

should know the answer to that question. And you've you've established

1:24:24

that, but I would think that you

1:24:26

would then know the answer to that question,

1:24:28

though. Well,

1:24:30

I'm sleeping

1:24:30

the other way in the shower side. Right. Oh,

1:24:32

that's true. I should know that. Oh, yeah.

1:24:34

That's true. The fuck you a lot. You guys need

1:24:36

me to first of this thing, this job

1:24:38

seriously at If the seat in my house is usually down, is

1:24:41

that the question? Would you would

1:24:43

you have to lift it? Do you leave it

1:24:45

down or down? I'm gonna keep it in the seat

1:24:47

in the house. Yeah.

1:24:49

Afterwards, you have

1:24:50

to place it back down or you leave it up? I'm very good about it. I always leave it down.

1:24:52

Oh, okay. Good morning.

1:24:54

Thank you. Bye.

1:24:55

Thank you, Donna. Good

1:24:59

to

1:24:59

poiler. Yeah. That must be

1:25:01

nice to

1:25:02

have. Oh, loofah? Yeah. Yes.

1:25:04

My wife is here. Yeah. It's very nice.

1:25:06

Although I really do enjoy the shower, the

1:25:08

the isolation, the quiet. I think I'm just saying you have aloof in there

1:25:10

would be too much. Yeah. I'm kind of my guy. Too big.

1:25:13

Yeah. He Look at a

1:25:15

lot going on. Yeah. she

1:25:18

seems a little nosy, frankly. So, you know, I can't understand the fuck up. She usually have a job at this Yeah. Hello.

1:25:25

So

1:25:25

this blind fuck, Mike. Oh, no. Mhmm. What the

1:25:27

fuck can he earn from this fucking website show

1:25:29

at his versus be in

1:25:32

your host? k?

1:25:35

What's him? Tell me

1:25:36

motherfucker. You fucking

1:25:39

tell

1:25:39

me. I I

1:25:42

I'm fucking I'm fucking done. You're done.

1:25:44

Don't he's done. That way.

1:25:45

No. I don't think there's a movie quote. I'm Yeah.

1:25:48

I think I must have

1:25:50

missed it. I don't know. Hello?

1:25:53

Yeah. Mike

1:25:56

Mike, in

1:25:56

your early days on the show,

1:25:58

you always talked about

1:25:59

Spoken Lead. You

1:26:01

didn't feel bored with that.

1:26:03

I didn't I didn't I didn't I always talk about that. Yeah. When

1:26:05

you guys moved into

1:26:08

the new the

1:26:11

new studio, Kirk, had to say, don't be blazing up

1:26:13

and That's true. That's true. I don't remember that.

1:26:15

That's a controversial episode. We had to throw my bong

1:26:17

away and hold from the are you still doing

1:26:19

this frequently, my grandma? frequently know.

1:26:21

I have a vape pet in the house that's pretty much it.

1:26:23

Okay. That's good. Yeah. You, Dave? No.

1:26:26

Aspen. Alright.

1:26:26

Yeah. No. I'm sorry. Thank

1:26:30

you

1:26:30

for the call. Good question.

1:26:32

more

1:26:35

Important questions. Hello? Hello.

1:26:39

Goodbye. Okay.

1:26:40

Hello.

1:26:45

Hey, Chuck. How

1:26:46

are you doing? Great. Hey. It's

1:26:50

nipples. Just

1:26:52

gonna say, I'm I have

1:26:53

to miss a joke, someone on all in. I just wanna let you know that.

1:26:55

So Who's this? This

1:26:58

is fine. about call

1:27:00

Who this is the nipples? Oh, Carly is assisted. Well, I mean, what

1:27:02

I don't know what what's live there? actually gonna do, Dave. I

1:27:04

mean, if this is a problem for Are you gonna know

1:27:07

that I'm not there to to help the

1:27:10

show. So you're gonna be boring in

1:27:12

Florida instead of in Boston

1:27:15

that you're saying? Yes. Okay. Well,

1:27:17

let's keep it approved. It's great.

1:27:19

Sound like that in. Like, he's a good

1:27:21

season good. So you're playing golf in floor. That's nice today.

1:27:23

Geez. I'm jealous. He's gone.

1:27:25

the

1:27:26

Oh, good. just update. But the

1:27:27

people of Boris don't know that. Yeah. It's not good for

1:27:29

cheeky monkey or

1:27:30

I would imagine Jeff's gonna cancel the

1:27:33

whole thing. There's gonna be some technical issues. would think

1:27:35

so. And you said Jeff stressed out. He's been at this

1:27:37

thing. I've noticed these things. He does this thing

1:27:39

where, like, something's going on.

1:27:41

He does like that. You need any help, but he

1:27:43

kinda rubs his hands together and looks around, like, waiting

1:27:45

to beat that thing. Oh, is that right? Yeah. So

1:27:47

they gotta hate more than that where it's, like,

1:27:49

do you do? Like, you you're a

1:27:52

fan of the show. Just enjoy the live show. Well,

1:27:54

he's just offering us it's a nice thing. He means,

1:27:56

well, Would

1:27:58

you imagine if you walked

1:27:59

into, like, a restaurant did that to the waiter?

1:28:02

Why did you need anything back in? What's going on? Like,

1:28:04

what? It's

1:28:07

almost insulting, I think, the day. It's it's helpful at the end when

1:28:09

we're packing up. And by the way, he is far

1:28:11

more that way

1:28:14

with Dave than with Steve. Dave approachability --

1:28:16

Yeah. --

1:28:16

that Steve did not have. Don't remember Steve at that

1:28:18

first. I've said this to this first Mauna Waski

1:28:20

Show looked like

1:28:23

a man completely hinged. But he was sweating

1:28:25

meanwhile, it was negative seventy outside. He was just,

1:28:28

like, mentally breaking

1:28:30

down. Something wasn't working Korado

1:28:33

is there. It was a whole fucking scene. Jesus.

1:28:35

Hello. That's to be part of the action. That's true. Yeah.

1:28:38

We appreciate it. Hello.

1:28:40

You guys have tremendously iraq nipples, though. That is

1:28:42

true, Dave. And all after iraq. Every time

1:28:46

you see him, But was it specifically the last time? I think you'd cut the Eiffel

1:28:48

Tower in half. If you put that or if he's going

1:28:50

to Florida, I think you can knock down the

1:28:53

there's Eiffel Tower at Epcot,

1:28:56

isn't there? sure there is. You should do that.

1:28:58

Yeah. I think they should have him do that. That'd be interesting display. Like, he's floating around like Cinderella and he just

1:29:01

cuts things with

1:29:04

his nipples. We add that to his agenda.

1:29:06

Why not? He'd be one of those guys golfing too,

1:29:09

like a talker. A chatter? Yeah. Just like, oh, yeah. You

1:29:11

know, I haven't you know what? I do with

1:29:14

my sliced to fair, my God. Just please.

1:29:16

You at

1:29:19

the minivan golf tournament, you

1:29:21

should be in a foursome

1:29:22

of them. Oh, that would be probably one of the worst foursome scenarios for me. I

1:29:24

mean, if you

1:29:26

get a razzy answer, that

1:29:28

would He's a wonderful guy. He's

1:29:30

a charity, so it's gonna whoever spends the most money. charity, do you think or something? Yeah. Whoever spends the

1:29:32

most money gets

1:29:35

the golf with you. Let's say,

1:29:37

I wanna golf with you or Mike

1:29:39

or something. Brian said imagine. So Hello. What the way you eat your seven iron? Hello?

1:29:41

the seminar hello

1:29:44

Hello? Yes.

1:29:45

Yeah.

1:29:46

Does Jeff realize

1:29:48

he needs to

1:29:51

rig the first match so your team

1:29:53

advances. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

1:29:55

No. No. Not too worried about it.

1:29:59

Goodbye.

1:30:00

That's ridiculous that

1:30:03

question. Tullya?

1:30:04

ridiculous Guy,

1:30:06

the idea of yes hello Dave. Yes. Hello. Jeffrey

1:30:08

Low, trivia time. Hey, Chris. Hey, Jeff. How are you

1:30:10

doing? You ready? Yeah, Jeff. I'm ready. Sure. Okay. That's

1:30:14

nineteen eight nine TV

1:30:16

show the debut of nineteen eighty

1:30:18

four ran for six seasons, had characters named Buddy Ellin

1:30:21

and Adam. Name that show.

1:30:23

debut in eight

1:30:25

nineteen eighty four ran for

1:30:27

six seasons? Yeah. And the

1:30:29

character's names were who,

1:30:31

Jeff? I'm sorry. Buddy,

1:30:32

Ellen, and Adam.

1:30:34

add Ancillary Patterson. This

1:30:36

was not a

1:30:38

network show. Correct or no?

1:30:41

It

1:30:41

was the network show.

1:30:42

It was. I thought it was Charles and Charge for a second. Oh, yeah. Brooklyn Road. Brooklyn,

1:30:48

Newboy, neighborhood. lives

1:30:51

upstairs and it's understood. He's there.

1:30:53

to take good care of

1:30:56

me. Lucky's one of

1:30:58

the family. He Chose in charge of

1:31:00

our days and

1:31:03

our nights. Chose

1:31:06

a charge of our rums

1:31:08

and our ryes. Now I

1:31:10

see Charles in charge of

1:31:13

me. What's that, Jeff?

1:31:14

I'm sorry. Nicole Egger, total float.

1:31:16

Now I I work with a coworker from

1:31:18

the Brooklyn area who said that Scapeo's

1:31:23

brother wasn't bad news bad

1:31:23

the whole time. It was not bad news bad

1:31:26

news bears. He was the bad news bears

1:31:28

sequel. Sorry. William Blair. Yeah.

1:31:30

Jimmy Jimmy Bayo. Is that right?

1:31:33

Jimmy Bayl. Now this coworker's father ate from No. Is that

1:31:35

right? sacred. Oh, is that right? Wow. Yeah. He's an

1:31:37

asshole. Come back. Come

1:31:39

back. Come back. I

1:31:43

mean, what he did, I'm sure, was probably

1:31:45

your second worst thing in the world

1:31:47

as far as committing to a

1:31:49

podcast and then deciding, you

1:31:51

just wanna drink the rest of the nine

1:31:53

months. But, Joe, you mean to go back. Well, that it is what it is. Interesting. Okay, Jeff. Well, I

1:31:56

appreciate the time.

1:31:59

Alright.

1:31:59

Yeah. Well, I might need to come here. I

1:32:02

might call back, going on the popcorn. Very entertaining. Feel like it. Sorry, Jeff. Thank you. It doesn't seem that stressed.

1:32:05

zuma trust

1:32:07

Voo boy lives downstairs. It lives upstick. Get the theme

1:32:09

song from Muji. Okay. Are you

1:32:11

familiar with that show? Mike or not?

1:32:13

I know the theme song very well.

1:32:15

Yeah. But I don't know the

1:32:17

show. Hey, it was like the not the housekeeper, but he was like

1:32:19

the what was he for these kids? Like, almost

1:32:23

like a nanny. Like the the male live

1:32:26

in Nancy. In the age of Yeah. Was that like, can you believe a male, Nancy? Yeah. A lot

1:32:28

of jokes. Okay.

1:32:30

Yeah. Maybe old preferred The

1:32:33

dad from animal house was the

1:32:35

dad. k. The mom was joined at Kerns from going pink. Sister. Sister. and

1:32:40

the cold I grew everybody

1:32:42

loved my cold I grew at that point and and, like, when I was, like, fourteen.

1:32:45

And

1:32:48

the neighborhood. It's downstairs and

1:32:50

it's understood. He's there just to take

1:32:52

good care

1:32:56

of me. like he's

1:33:00

one of the

1:33:04

family. Oh,

1:33:05

Bethune. Stubs in charge of

1:33:07

our rooms and

1:33:10

our rights. And then

1:33:15

I won't charge. But it's weird to me

1:33:17

the woman who's screaming she wants trials in

1:33:19

charge of her. Is it

1:33:21

something from the kid's

1:33:24

perspective, maybe? Yes. Even It's

1:33:26

so weird, though. Alright. Thank you. Oh, that was when canceled because of bail. Which one did he say was attractive?

1:33:32

Nicole anchored. She was everybody's

1:33:34

favorite, that she was in the movie blowing away with the quarries when she was naked. And in high school,

1:33:36

that VCR tape

1:33:39

passed around like Wild

1:33:42

fries. Is that right? Oh my. It was like, we found out. And everybody was before,

1:33:44

like, there was the Internet, but you

1:33:46

like, every kid knew it was, like,

1:33:48

they do the internet but yeah like every kid news

1:33:51

every kid in boy in high school America

1:33:51

somehow knew at the same time. Right. And it

1:33:54

was just, like, I remember just getting it one

1:33:56

day and

1:33:58

bringing it home and just, like, thinking about it all day, it was in my backpack, and

1:34:00

I was sitting there and, you know, whatever,

1:34:02

whoever. I don't know whoever was who

1:34:05

would have been? Businesses

1:34:07

class or whatever. and thinking

1:34:10

I'm gonna be thirty minutes from now

1:34:12

before basketball practice. I'm gonna go home

1:34:14

and masturbate to this video. You know

1:34:16

what? I did. Shane, there's no moments

1:34:18

like that anymore. You know, it's gone. That is the equivalent. I always say that's the equivalent

1:34:21

of of

1:34:24

the old I walked up the school in the

1:34:26

snow five miles back and, like, I masturbated without the Internet. Yeah. Like, I'm proud

1:34:28

of it as you should be. Yeah. We're we

1:34:30

are the last generation that we really say that.

1:34:34

I never really had to. I

1:34:36

don't think. It was always there. Yeah. There's

1:34:38

a possibility. This was pure imagination. I think

1:34:40

that's why the great art came from

1:34:42

from from

1:34:43

people like that. Hello. Yes. So who did

1:34:45

Josie Davis play in 90210

1:34:51

She played Well,

1:34:53

she was at the end.

1:34:55

She was a David girlfriend losing out to Donna

1:35:01

Josie Davis played. I just don't remember her name. She had, like, spiky hair. I

1:35:03

didn't really like her. What was her

1:35:06

name?

1:35:07

Kinda lesbian look. I

1:35:09

don't know about that, but it

1:35:11

was the nineties. What was her name? This is

1:35:13

Rae

1:35:13

Pruitt. My name is Rae Pruitt. I beat

1:35:16

my girl. I

1:35:18

know Ray,

1:35:18

but what is we all know that. But what was the name

1:35:21

of Josie Davis's character? Well, I

1:35:23

tell Dave

1:35:23

to look it up.

1:35:25

Alright. Thank you very much. You

1:35:27

know, look. So I like that. He

1:35:29

was disgusted by you asking them. Well, I had

1:35:31

some relationship with a crew journalist

1:35:33

to question. I mentioned the

1:35:36

answer. Hello? Kirk, hey.

1:35:37

What's up? Brock and Ryan. Hey, Brock.

1:35:40

Can

1:35:40

arroyo we

1:35:42

ibrahim

1:35:43

that help desk, ma'am? What's

1:35:44

up? Camille Desmond. A couple of jokes.

1:35:46

Camille, yeah. Thank you. Go ahead. Hey, Kirk. Why did

1:35:48

I brought

1:35:49

why did I princess Diana

1:35:51

cross the road? Why

1:35:53

did Princess Diana cross the

1:35:56

road? BECAUSE

1:36:00

She wasn't wearing her

1:36:02

seat belt. So Ben, it's kinda funny. God. It's not

1:36:04

funny. I got

1:36:05

one more I got one more

1:36:07

for you. Yeah.

1:36:11

Mhmm. Mike? Yes.

1:36:13

What's the

1:36:14

hardest part of eating

1:36:18

a vegetable? Mhmm. I

1:36:19

don't

1:36:20

know. Getting her

1:36:22

out of the wheelchair. It's

1:36:26

ridiculous. I knew it penis related. I didn't know which go. Sultans.

1:36:32

Sick Bronson. We'll take

1:36:34

one more. That's really inappropriate.

1:36:36

We don't condone

1:36:39

that. Kirby? Hello. Kirk,

1:36:42

so

1:36:42

much pressure being the quintessential one more when there's always

1:36:47

a couple more. Mhmm.

1:36:49

So I I will say, I think that I'm the true most dudley because

1:36:51

I would say

1:36:52

my claim to fame might

1:36:54

be your only black man. back

1:36:59

to me. Great year. What's such?

1:37:00

Great year. We have several

1:37:01

black fans, I think. Two or three, at least.

1:37:03

Yeah. Do you because because

1:37:05

this this is this is why I'm I'm truly calling

1:37:07

because I'm celebrating my fortieth birthday this year.

1:37:09

It happens to be when your next

1:37:12

live show is, so I'm

1:37:14

thinking about going, but it's always

1:37:16

awkward being around a lot of drunk white people

1:37:18

-- Mhmm. -- because they don't wanna touch your hair. Sure. Sure. Sure. So Yeah. I understand.

1:37:20

Have you seen

1:37:23

another black person at at

1:37:25

Kirkman and his hand

1:37:27

show, that's number one. Number two.

1:37:28

Okay.

1:37:30

the I don't think so, but

1:37:31

I don't think of I'm not like you. I'm about to find by race. I look at

1:37:34

it when I just see human beings. Right. Yeah. I don't

1:37:36

know. You

1:37:38

see you see people. I I That's what I that's what I love about Good white paying

1:37:40

customers. I think so. I mean, James Worthing's been

1:37:42

to a few shows in our past. Number

1:37:48

number two. Mhmm. And this this is

1:37:50

I think that this has come up

1:37:53

a couple of times. The calls have fallen off a little

1:37:55

bit, and I'm not helping by any means. No.

1:37:58

You're fine. But the calls are falling off.

1:37:59

Well,

1:38:01

we'll see how it goes. Now you're doing really

1:38:03

well. You're great. Yes. You're the best

1:38:05

golfer really good. You're a really

1:38:07

good golfer. You don't mean

1:38:08

talk about getting off without the

1:38:11

Internet.

1:38:11

I'm amazed. I'm amazed at how good you are. It's a

1:38:13

good Well, I'm I should I should I'm not amazed

1:38:15

at whether great. Right. Right. Go ahead. A

1:38:18

clean and articulation. articulation. Yeah. It's true. I I think if if get

1:38:20

back to

1:38:22

some and you

1:38:24

guys to have

1:38:26

it with the Sunday Yes. You do right. think that's right.

1:38:32

You don't have great

1:38:33

calls anymore because it's, like, the most unpredictable schedule where What do you

1:38:35

want me to do? What do you what do you want

1:38:37

me to do? Right. So what do you want me

1:38:40

to do? We're

1:38:42

doing Right. Right. We're we're

1:38:44

we're we're we're we're we're we're

1:38:46

we're we're really good callers. Like,

1:38:49

tonight at the fight, it's fine.

1:38:51

It's they're fine. Don't worry. Don't don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Sir,

1:38:53

as a man who was here when we

1:38:55

recorded at the

1:38:57

same time, five days a week, go back and listen to some of

1:38:59

these calls. Things are always better, you know,

1:39:02

things are always better when you look

1:39:04

back in retrospect. Like I like

1:39:06

I always say thank you for the call. appreciate that.

1:39:08

Yeah, that's fine. We'll take this call.

1:39:10

I would just say that

1:39:11

like like I

1:39:14

would say Mike, Like, everyone, mister Steve, now. Right.

1:39:16

But remember when Dave Dave, we're not a

1:39:18

fans, mister said, oh, I love Dave. Yeah.

1:39:20

Steve's sucked in that. It's it's

1:39:22

the way it is. It's cyclical. Of

1:39:24

course.

1:39:25

Hello. Kathy Lopez.

1:39:27

Hey, Jeff. This two thousand

1:39:29

seven film featuring to

1:39:31

me Moore is this crowd

1:39:34

as a well respected businessman is

1:39:36

sometimes controlled by his murder

1:39:39

and mayhem loving Holter ego.

1:39:41

Name that film. Mister Brooks,

1:39:43

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Feel good, Jeff. Stop

1:39:45

you.

1:39:45

Jeff, do you have an issue with any

1:39:47

of your guys

1:39:49

on on my team having a absurd amount

1:39:51

of VIP requests. Thirty forty people Oh, it's not

1:39:54

absurd. Because wait till you hear them

1:39:56

about Thursday.

1:39:58

Is that old fucking coverable boy. Is that true? Is

1:40:00

that true, Jeff, or no? Yeah.

1:40:02

He's got his his lip

1:40:05

as long as Kathy drink and buddy.

1:40:07

I think he's lost something else.

1:40:09

But yeah. Okay.

1:40:11

Well, you you seem very nervous,

1:40:13

Jeff, preoccupied about getting the

1:40:15

the basically getting the trains on time here. You seem very concerned about this

1:40:17

show. No? Yeah. I was talking to some

1:40:19

people at the stream today. I don't know if you

1:40:21

watched the stream. I watched somebody. Yeah. I got what

1:40:24

you said. basically, I I

1:40:26

said to somebody I gotta write three matches tonight. Very stressed. Were there any quarterbacks watching the stream

1:40:28

this weekend? Some have called and said

1:40:30

that you were watching, or not you,

1:40:32

but you,

1:40:34

Jeff. Yeah. This will hang up with third

1:40:36

string

1:40:36

quarterback. I have no comments

1:40:39

on that. Okay. Thank you, Jeff.

1:40:41

It's good to talk to you. I

1:40:43

also III kind of identify

1:40:45

that as a trigger. Jeff, you Jeff identifies

1:40:48

as a do Jeff. You'll

1:40:50

see me, guys, so you'll call me back in. Jeff, I got to find that as a trigger. Okay. And, you know, if you want your

1:40:52

team to tip top

1:40:54

mental team, then maybe, oh,

1:40:58

fucking ploy with the fire. You know what I'm saying? No. He's

1:41:00

the mattress, playing around. Oh, Jeff, I know Jeff,

1:41:02

I know that you would advise people

1:41:05

on Kirk's Day in Q nine. Never to never raise

1:41:07

their voice to the captain of the team. Correct?

1:41:09

Well, right. The madame Jeffee Law,

1:41:11

I was the

1:41:14

most successful. trading region with the regions instead,

1:41:16

that British widow, go with

1:41:18

the glasses. She's fucking MRI.

1:41:21

Yeah, Robert. Yeah. Yeah.

1:41:23

Okay. Oh, I'll look I mean Taylor

1:41:25

Beck is buried. I suppose that's true. Yeah. I guess that's true. You're right. Well, okay, Jeff. Thank

1:41:27

you very much. I apologize. Yeah. I know. I haven't

1:41:30

seen people die that since

1:41:32

they drank this vaulted up

1:41:34

in the corner house. Okay. Try in the middle. The

1:41:37

middle of the

1:41:40

next stage. Jeff seems like he

1:41:41

really hates Comer. I didn't know about that. Yeah. No. He's usually a realtor. say

1:41:44

politically correct.

1:41:48

But down the middle. Yeah. Doesn't try to rock

1:41:50

the boat too much, but I mean, he seemed very triggered about this, I think, insane VIP

1:41:52

request from one of the

1:41:55

guys in my team. Yeah.

1:41:57

Big Eve is a soldier. Right. Like, Big Eve would not invite anybody. Like,

1:41:59

if I said the Big Eve, you didn't go to the

1:42:01

bathroom in your pants, so I'll show

1:42:03

he'll do it. But

1:42:05

do you think Rico could be thinking? If it is Rico that you're accused of? Rico. Obviously, it's Rico. I mean, it's a joke. It's not eve

1:42:08

yet. So

1:42:12

Do you think Rico's just saying we want

1:42:15

the place packed with minifans as you said? Well, I think it squeezed six more in whatever it

1:42:17

was. So now he's

1:42:19

saying Dante is invited Maybe

1:42:22

it was lost. trying to offset that. Rico's offsetting

1:42:25

the the Dante fanatics.

1:42:27

Sure. You know, which I'm sure

1:42:29

they're Legion, but I don't know I don't

1:42:31

know. So who knows? I also don't know. What is this those

1:42:33

guys going to Milton's on Tuesday? I haven't

1:42:35

heard anything yet. I I think it's

1:42:37

a wild card on when they get in. Mildes wanna make some

1:42:39

real money and put these shirts on sale. So that's damn straight. No

1:42:41

kidding. Ajeez. That were comfortable, but oh,

1:42:43

no. Milles obviously is the greatest close in the

1:42:45

world. Get moving there right now. Go to milton's

1:42:48

dot com. go this week. By the

1:42:50

way, if you're a minifin, and then we got minifin, I'm sure traveling from all over on Tuesday, I would think. Right? by

1:42:52

chestnut Hill or or in chestnut

1:42:54

Hill or or in chestnut Hill or

1:42:58

social applause and brain chief are coming down from a social

1:43:00

or growing to mall, their newest location, which

1:43:02

it's one of the things. I think that things

1:43:04

have been around for, like, almost a year now.

1:43:06

Right? Probably a year. No. Was it earlier this year? Did it open? Oh, was it?

1:43:08

I can't remember. I think so. Yeah. But go there

1:43:10

and check it out as well. And and

1:43:12

that's a nice little closing

1:43:14

your show up at the at the

1:43:16

live event on Tuesday, I'm happy to see

1:43:19

people like that. I'm building stuff on. That's for sure. Oh,

1:43:20

I beg your pardon, Elizabeth. In

1:43:23

me the whole show. Oh, I

1:43:26

don't know what that is. I'm glad you

1:43:28

got it out. Oh, god. So go

1:43:30

to miltons dot com. Again, buy one,

1:43:32

get one free suit event, of course, all

1:43:35

the great clothes. your those. Fairety, I love those shirts as

1:43:37

well. Can't wait to go back. We're back at some point. I

1:43:39

would think before the year's out.

1:43:42

I hope so anyway. go to milton's dot com or go one of their

1:43:44

fun shows. I wanna see some other fans there on Tuesday.

1:43:46

I want some pictures. I want them representing. And when

1:43:49

you go thank them. and tell them to show essentially

1:43:51

that they like hearing that. It's good for their business.

1:43:53

We're

1:43:53

we're glad they're back next year. We're not thrilled

1:43:55

that there are more Dana Beers guys in Kirkman

1:43:57

and Hancock. everything's hard not to be. I always

1:43:59

say.

1:43:59

Maybe the beer's tweet about me the other day, though, but

1:44:02

you've lived your night, so I appreciate that. I

1:44:03

liked it. like

1:44:05

Dana Beers, like Dana Cathy, maybe the

1:44:07

same person. Maybe it's like a like a that's almost like a sitcom. Beers. Who's that

1:44:10

who's that dude? Oh,

1:44:12

Jesus. your

1:44:14

job.

1:44:14

I mean Yeah.

1:44:16

I'm gonna ask you too

1:44:18

much. Sorry. There

1:44:19

he is. Nice.

1:44:21

What's that? Dana beer. Go to

1:44:23

milleds dot com, please.

1:44:25

I think Dana Katz

1:44:28

is related to Dan. You know

1:44:30

Dan Katz has Newton roots here. Very close name. That's interesting. I don't know the answer to that. That's a good I never

1:44:32

thought of that.

1:44:35

That's a good question. We'll

1:44:37

get to the bottom of that and more as the

1:44:39

week goes on. Tomorrow well, you listen us if you're listening us tomorrow, Monday, we'll be in

1:44:41

we'll see you on two, a lot

1:44:43

of you on Tuesday. Mike,

1:44:46

I'm back at the end of the week, all the blind mic dot net. He's got

1:44:49

a lot of stuff up there. He's got a show up there

1:44:51

tomorrow if you're watching, man, or today

1:44:53

if you're listening to the podcast on Monday. go listen to that if you wanna pause us

1:44:55

and listen to it or listen to it after whatever you like. It's

1:44:58

a nice companion piece. These guys are making fun of the

1:45:00

deaf, the

1:45:02

blind. That's right. I can do it. That's true. You are allowed to. I've earned that right. I

1:45:04

agree with that. Dave, anything on your end?

1:45:06

No. Nothing. No. More work to do?

1:45:08

work you do Got

1:45:10

some work to do for sure. Alright. We will see some

1:45:12

of you at the cheeky monkey. We're

1:45:14

going to show at the cheeky monkey,

1:45:16

which again seems like

1:45:18

the kind of place that if it

1:45:20

was nineteen seventy six, the colonel will be, you know,

1:45:22

nervously driving around a few times while sort of sweating and getting

1:45:25

excited. Based on

1:45:27

the name or the name. Isn't it? Oh,

1:45:29

yeah. There's a deal with that. Like, you know, should I shake Chase this urge or not?

1:45:31

Like, it's like a lifetime

1:45:35

movie. Oh, oh, that we're

1:45:37

out of here. Not

1:45:40

quite. Hello?

1:45:40

quite

1:45:41

hello

1:45:47

Get out of your

1:45:49

car,

1:45:49

sir? Or, ma'am, we're getting the

1:45:51

the ass down. What's this

1:45:53

on this? Jackilo. Jackilo. Jackilo, meet her out. Was

1:45:56

that Jeff? Jumping

1:45:59

low, niche round.

1:45:59

niche round, though. Yeah. We are we we struggle with

1:46:02

this one. Oh, no. Yeah. But go ahead. Yeah. No. I

1:46:05

don't know how hard this is. because I'm reading off the fucking

1:46:07

Google Street, which is what I do most of

1:46:10

the time anyway. But what is the name

1:46:12

of Jack McKay's girlfriend in

1:46:14

the third season? Just before he

1:46:16

died. That's a

1:46:18

christine pettett. k. Who wore the same dress to

1:46:20

the

1:46:21

Springdale?

1:46:24

Springdale Kelly. Valerie,

1:46:25

Kelly. Kelly and Donna.

1:46:27

Brenda and Donna. Kelly and and Brenda wore the same dress.

1:46:32

Okay. Which

1:46:35

person did not

1:46:35

get married over the course

1:46:37

of the show? Andrea Dillon

1:46:39

Brenda Steve. Andrea

1:46:40

Dillon Brenda, did

1:46:43

not get married. She was she was, of

1:46:45

course, engaged to Stuart Carson, but they did not get married. Her dad Larry his dad Larry

1:46:47

Carson was a big real

1:46:50

estate magnum in the year.

1:46:52

Which

1:46:53

one of the original characters remained a

1:46:55

version of the longest? Oh, Donna Martin. Go

1:46:59

ahead. We're here. I think that's all I got

1:47:01

here on this on this. Yeah. I can't tell you, Kirk. You're driving. Are you,

1:47:03

Jeffrey, though? Always

1:47:07

driving. Okay. The only time I get along. It's comfort. I put on the

1:47:09

line with it. I put on the line. That

1:47:11

was good. That was

1:47:14

good. Yeah. IIIII

1:47:16

tweet, you're not alone. I looked into the lila.

1:47:18

What's gonna do that? How about the stickers?

1:47:20

How about the stickers pie, Jeff? I'm hearing

1:47:22

a lot about this. You wanna talk about that for a moment or no? Yeah. It's the my the

1:47:25

mocking. The mocking. I I don't know.

1:47:27

I'm asking you a legitimate question, Jeff.

1:47:29

Don't be so sensitive. Jesus. Well, yeah.

1:47:31

I mean, look at I

1:47:34

I got, you know, some

1:47:36

Slack would you know, I

1:47:38

also follow fed people's TikTok influencer. Uh-huh.

1:47:41

So yeah. For recipe, which I stand behind. What goes in the stickers pie other

1:47:43

than the obvious? So I'm curious. What what Knickers ice

1:47:45

cream and cool if you're making it to,

1:47:47

like, a Froleo, and

1:47:51

he throws some pieces in there. Very, very good. That sounds pretty

1:47:53

good. Awesome.

1:47:54

Wouldn't look like the time. I'm thinking about

1:47:56

the two pieces. Okay. I don't think

1:47:58

you did. Pieces in there,

1:47:59

you're saying? You cut

1:48:01

up knicker pieces. Yeah. Oh, you say it's got a thicker thicker

1:48:03

thicker. Uh-huh. No. Go ahead. No.

1:48:06

No. Please. No. Please.

1:48:07

Christmas watch, Jeff. Christmas,

1:48:10

I

1:48:11

think you're not doing my pizza bomb. Very

1:48:13

simple. Okay. What's

1:48:15

that? It's a pizza

1:48:16

bomb. It says basically a

1:48:20

cracker roll -- Uh-huh. -- with the ingredients

1:48:22

of a pizza, season the top bacon in

1:48:24

the oven, the delicious. Oh, I've

1:48:25

never had that. Well, that sounds pretty good. I've

1:48:27

never had that. That sound good though. Yeah. I would I would like to experience that

1:48:29

with you, Jeff, if that's possible. Yeah. Listen. It beats goose goose and take every nice

1:48:32

little vlog about

1:48:34

that. True, Jeff. It's oddly Being serious,

1:48:37

angry actions. That's so good. Seres

1:48:39

Timothy, very triggered tonight.

1:48:41

Relax. You're a lot of friends.

1:48:43

Yeah. Okay. You're

1:48:43

right. Oh, I see you today. Alright. See you,

1:48:46

Jeff. It doesn't always listen to a reason that

1:48:48

Jeff

1:48:48

though he was a reason budget deal deal

1:48:50

with. Yeah. I

1:48:51

saw a lot of people were saying, hey, Jeff, with Rico,

1:48:53

Bosco, I should've done one massive. Jeff, this Rico

1:48:55

head is is making snickers pie.

1:48:57

Is that right there? Yes. That is correct. Okay. And

1:48:59

he was getting taking shit for it? I didn't see too much shit,

1:49:01

but I saw his how to video, which is

1:49:03

nice. I'm a yeah. I have to

1:49:05

say I'm a big snickers guy. I would

1:49:08

eat them. nor am I. Although Snickers Ice

1:49:10

Cream Oh, it's good. Not as bad. Like, the

1:49:12

ice cream bar, like,

1:49:15

there's a there's a actual, like, brand?

1:49:17

Like They they

1:49:18

have, like, actual ice cream. Oh, yeah. You do

1:49:20

that. And

1:49:21

that's not bad. Okay.

1:49:23

There you go. What

1:49:25

better That wasn't true. Mike dies in the

1:49:28

way home until last interview. Of course, you have to buy my project.

1:49:30

Let's live on forever. Craig do Quincy without you. Is that

1:49:32

a you

1:49:34

have to finish. Oh, Craig will be I mean, he'll

1:49:36

be yes. By the way, folks,

1:49:38

if I die, unsubscribe because Craig will

1:49:40

be keep Yeah. That's true. That money will

1:49:43

be funneling in. That's a good point. We will see some people at the cheeky monkey in Boston at five

1:49:45

o'clock on Tuesday. Get

1:49:47

moving there. Get we'll

1:49:50

probably be there before a little bit takes some pictures

1:49:52

after and whenever we'll have a good time. Good and been a fan experience. I can see a

1:49:54

good crazy crowd. blind mic dot net, of course, and we will talk to you

1:49:56

on Tuesday

1:49:59

in

1:49:59

Massachusetts. in This

1:50:01

was

1:50:03

pretty reprehensible. I I

1:50:04

don't know how it can

1:50:07

be anybody's idea or humor.

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