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Hey, Kirk Minahan. Show listeners. You can find every
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Music.
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We're
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live. We're live. We're live on YouTube right
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now? Yeah. Wow. Well, Mike Gary
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just witnessed. Very exciting.
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mean, what what's that? How's that feel? Being
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this in your greatness. I was more
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impressed with just the raw silence
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for the first twenty minutes I was in the room. are
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you used to that? I enjoyed
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that.
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the One second.
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Alright. Here we are live on Youtube. Boy, it's
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a very professional operation. Dave,
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you just win this genius in the last half hour. I hope
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you understand that. I I did. It was impressive.
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I was good. There you go.
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Meanwhile, just doing this show in general,
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I don't know that's a genius move, but I
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think it's just a you know, it's a time thing. I I don't think
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it you know, This
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is Case Week. next couple weeks, you know, we're here.
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We're gonna do the show here. We'll do the show Tuesday, and then
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think Friday again. Well,
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Tuesday will be in Boston at the cheeky
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monkey.
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which I'm so excited
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to be at. And trivia Very jealous. I wish I
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was invited. Yes. I
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wonder if you're always invited. I'm like, damn. You
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know, also don't have to go. Yep. Whatever you wanna do.
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I'm not here to make your life more difficult. God
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knows. You'll do it to enough people. Yeah.
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So we'll be there. I'm looking
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forward to that. I don't know. So so just because
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I I got a lot of questions about this, including
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from the Head of
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content of Marshall Sports David Portnoy texted
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me on Saturday, wanting to know what time the show is, and
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I said, I think, five o'clock. Right? Yeah. So
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if you're going to the show, it it where
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is the trivia? Where is it? At the House of Blue
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House of Blue. House of Blue. Yeah. If you're
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going right next door, The show starts at five.
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Come on, bye. We'll take some pictures whenever you want
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after, and then we can all kind of stroll
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over to the trivia thing. It'll be a big min it feels
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like a big minifan event, I think. Tuesday
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night, Dave. If I'm if I'm not mistaken. That's the feeling
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in the air. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm looking forward to that
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as always. And yeah.
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Such should be good. I
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would expect if
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we sure there'll be couple hundred minute fans least
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in that place. There'll be food and all that stuff. Right? Yeah.
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booze, all that good stuff. yeah. think
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everybody allowed and probably loved their brand new merch
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on, which I'm happy about. So excited. The feedback
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to that was, I would say, unanimous, which I'm
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happy about. It's good. I I you
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know, people are texting me, like, tweeting me
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rather like fucking fire calling me. I'm like, you think I
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didn't know about this? I have no brain for merch. I have
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no fucking idea. I've never claimed to have an
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idea. like, you know, you might as well embrace that
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some fun with it. If it's terrible, what are you gonna do? It's
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terrible. And I'm scared to talk about merch
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with you. Do you know that by now? I'm just Well,
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you know, I have no a, I have no brain, I have no
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desire. It's not high in my list of you
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know, Tucky. Mike, just heard about this time before. You think
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I have time to worry about merch? Right. It seems
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secondary. Yeah. I mean, God. Jesus Christ.
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know, I thought the thrice weekly thing was kinda
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funny. I didn't think the shirt would look that bad.
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It looks really bad. Right. I did
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send it to you. Why don't I send it? It looks worse
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than it did. I don't know. You know? So
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I've been on Dave's side of
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this and dealt with, like, the merch people. Mhmm.
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And there are times where I've, like, sent ideas
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from. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
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And gotten back stuff where I was like,
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I don't know how you thought this is what I meant.
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Like, they they don't I don't think they're pretty it's a pretty
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close I don't think they're close. It's a pretty close rep case.
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Yeah. It didn't it didn't feel that far
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off. Yeah. But all the unanimous feedback I
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got as well, and I think Dave texted me. This is people
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just want, like, the logo. Right. Sorry.
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We'll just give them that. I don't care. I'm not looking. It's
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funny though, the show when I can't get mad. I just
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can't get mad. Why why when the
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shitty shirts sell? That's the problem.
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Are you are they selling? They are selling. Oh, are
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they? Yeah. Well, I think but I think also we embrace
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the true fact that it's I think they're doing cyber
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Monday tomorrow. Yep. I'm sure port noise.
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They're doing a sale bar, so I didn't hear about it. I don't know
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about that. I think it's twenty percent off. I believe
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You guys told me to tweet it out. I mean, it's not gonna
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hurt anybody to tweet it out. But
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I can tell Dave is gonna hard Portnett's gonna
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hard on for how bad the shirts are. He loves it. He loves it.
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So that'll be a big part of cyber Monday. And
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like it's funny, who cares? I you know, if somebody
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wants to buy a grape I will
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say seventy percent of those shirts go
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to pancreatic cancer research.
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It will cure it if we sell two thousand of them,
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I was told. So Mhmm. You know, I don't know.
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Who knows? But but yeah, they're the
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the terrific shirts. Terrific. Go go buy them,
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whatever I I don't know. And people are so
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when I say if you buy it, you can come here on Friday. Yes.
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Which is fantastic. That might be so
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make sure I be here. Those are this fantastic. It was
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a great Six thousand Fridays are booked.
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Good. Who cares? Yep. We all and how good we are
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with those The
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eighty
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two won the gold certificate. I did reach out to him and make
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sure he's got to see that the trivia. I actually just
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messaged him before we started here just to just
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to confirm. Good good. Good for him.
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Yep. So
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yeah. So that yeah. I
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don't know. I'm I'm a little worn out. I saw
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both my trivia teammates have a tough weekend
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sitting at that couch. Yeah. You know, Dan Katz
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is a day point of hundreds of millions of dollars. I
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spent the whole weekend sitting on that couch at those
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other fads themselves. They made they they
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lost who they are. That's how they made their money.
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don't know. I mean, I I give credit, I
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suppose, but Jesus I got my shipment
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of blue. What what is
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it? Blue cop, blue Stole blue. Stole blue.
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Stole blue. How is it? haven't had it yet, but I
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got my shipment today. Oh, good. Yes. Oh,
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wonderful too. grind your own beans. That's
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a good question. I gotta I gotta buy
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I'll I'll do that solid for Dan. Why not?
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He needs he needs the publicity, I would
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assume. Mhmm. I'll go buy a coffee maker
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tomorrow. Oh, he'll have a coffee maker. No.
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Oh, you drink a coffee? Make sure they drink a coffee.
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Yeah. I don't know why I said that to him.
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Yeah. Why did you say that to him? because
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I was gonna I want him to I wanna try it,
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so that's my only option. Right? Like, I can't
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just I can't go to the store and have He's
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talking about to say, we might brewing up a bit of
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this for me. Yeah. We do that. I don't know.
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It's amazing to me I worked three summers at
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Dunkin Donuts. I couldn't make a
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coffee or another day of my life. Really? No
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chance. You'd be back in there. You'd
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come back to you. I remember the feel for the
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machine. I remember the first summer I worked
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there. I was You know
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me? Like, I'm not I'm
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a very, like, socially awkward person
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and, like, no, and, like, restaurant or whatever.
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Like, if somebody Like I've said before, if
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literally if, like, I ordered a salad and the
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salad had, like, a penis on it.
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Showing said pick around it. gonna
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do more of this. Yes. Like, I
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would not eat. It's protein. I wouldn't say
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anything. But, like, that
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first summer I worked there. It was on my first
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job. The pants I had on were
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like like a twenty two
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waist. It was for, like, you know,
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clamor, but would they be they wouldn't be right.
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Like, remember coming home from from work
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and taking them off and you would see, like, the
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inside in Denver, like, all the way around
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my stomach. Like, it hurt for, like,
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seven hours. I didn't say I I was just
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listening. No. I was like, I was a teen. I was like,
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I I know I wasn't I know you're just was saying
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to a manager. I don't know. Right. Nowadays, somebody
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would just quit and, like, do a TikTok and cry about
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it. Yeah. walking
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out of Dunkin' Donuts -- Yeah. The whole -- Right. --
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whole video. Yeah. Exactly. -- absolute
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asshole movie Dunkin' Donuts this morning
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by somebody. A guy in front of me -- Dog
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again. -- who is supposed to hit or tip the
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person, like, right in front of
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me. So then you make everybody
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else fucking asshole. Oh, you mean,
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like, the the thing, like, in the line where they pay
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for the person behind you? No. No. No.
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This is Oh, tipped for you. He
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gave cash. How much to
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the woman? Uh-huh. It probably was like
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twenty bucks or something like that. The woman who makes
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his coffee, I assume, every day, or each Sunday
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or whatever. Yeah. He tipped her twenty bucks for
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the holiday season, but then it made the seven
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of us behind look like fucking assholes.
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Not really. If you gave her if you gave her two dollars, that'd
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be fine. don't have to give her anything. I don't
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give her anything. Yeah. I mean, I want her anti
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tipping here so that there are people who are No. III
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didn't hear those stories for tonight, but that's that's
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that's that's that's that's that's I thought I I
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thought it was dick right behind her? because he gave twenty
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dollars. She's a dick. I've been just like, look at
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doing this with you. You know that's not a dick
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move. That's stupid. You're just doing that. That's
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stupid. was that a dick move? It just felt like a dick
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that here's this guy who just handed just He like a
7:41
dick it felt like a dick move that he
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handed twenty dollars and I did hand and This is
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his brand. No. No. No. That's what I mean. Yeah. I
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mean. He signed filled the end of the comp.
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Sorry. I feel like we're like, it's not
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true. I feel like we're at, like, season
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fourteen of a sitcom at this point. Right?
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Yeah. It might have been very kept going. They're like, oh,
7:58
yeah. The ratings should have forty percent, but you know it's another
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season syndication. So we'll just but
8:02
we'll do it. Yeah. Well, my Uber driver tonight
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said hello to me, but it didn't feel like he
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really meant it. It was kinda like peanuts
8:08
on this flight. Oh, did I say penis can
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you repeat penis a plan in which he's supposed to use?
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Well So your point is you
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think the guy in front of you is a dick
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because he tipped. He could have put it in
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the jar. He could have put it in the jar.
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That's the only thing I was thinking. understand. What did he
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do? Like, throw it in the air? he
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said he handed it to work, and he said thank
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you for everything. So
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what? Like, thank you. How late seasonally for
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everything. don't know. Maybe they know did
8:33
she did she seem equally angry as you to
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get these twenty dollars? She of course, she
8:38
ripped the guy out of this ass
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the comparison would be the guy in the shuck of the
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blows his fucking head off. Anybody
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else got twenty bucks? The guy,
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go ahead. Yes. The comparison is what? The comparison would have been the
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guy behind me he feel like an asshole, like, I
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didn't ask him? No, I didn't ask him. I bet you
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you're the only person in America who would feel that
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way. You feel insecure because you're a
8:57
bad tipper. Right? Yes. Okay. Well, now I'm
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like, that's with me for everything now.
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Like, why? So did you feel the whole time, like, she
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was judging you for not tipping her? Not
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judging, but it's kind of like, I don't know.
9:08
Like You know this woman? I mean, this is a
9:11
frequent I see her, like, very often.
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Yeah? Okay. I mean, you should throw her
9:15
few bucks. ten bucks for the holidays. Yeah. I
9:17
think that's reasonable. Okay. Alright. I
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think I didn't notice. We should give her
9:21
Dunkin' Donuts gift cards. Yeah. She I'd be
9:23
curious, it's like a lot. You
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know, Mike's not even Dunkin' Don't say words, fucking Dunkin'.
9:28
Can you believe that now? fucking assholes
9:30
world. These fucking assholes. It's
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not the same as he used. Do you know his twenty dollars? Are you
9:34
just saying that? I saw twenty dollars. Yep. That's
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a hell of twenty dollars. examining this guy,
9:38
so you're scrutinizing him was right
9:40
behind the scenes, like, off his ass. It was a busy
9:42
dumpling. By the way, twenty dollars now was like an hour
9:44
for them. The world has changed. Yeah. I think I made
9:46
three I think I made three dollars and ten cents
9:48
my first. Oh, I'm dead
9:50
serious. It's crazy. My check would be like eighty
9:52
dollars. I felt like the fucking king of the
9:54
world. I
9:54
remember we made a minimum wage at
9:57
Entercom, which was I
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believe twelve
9:59
dollars or something at the time. And when
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they moved to ninety eight five's
10:04
old building -- Oh, yeah. -- it was right next to that
10:06
McDonald's. And it said now hiring thirteen
10:08
dollars. Fuck a
10:10
better job, better
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chance of success, and I said, read a future
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of a manager someday or something. Maybe on
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a franchise. I don't
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think, oh jeez, that's right. I was saying, I don't think I was ever in
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that building. Of course, I was. That's right. I didn't know nothing about me. I
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don't think I was ever on the air. No.
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No. The last show I did was at the old building.
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Really, man. Thanks. You did record a
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podcast with me and Maroso in that building. That
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is true. That is true. That is true. The letter of time.
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I hate Maroso progress, David. Oh,
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curious. No. He I mean, he's read my
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text messages, but they haven't responded. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, what was your take? because, I
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mean, I was I went to
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bed as always, and then I saw a
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couple of tweets about that. And I saw the comments on
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the merchant that was I've it was it's
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funny to me, but I appreciate it.
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Because it does show that people care about the
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show, it's does mean a lot to me. You can see
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on Tuesday that people get
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angry at us for putting out bad
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merch. It's funny. It's like it's like,
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you know, You're not I'm not going to buy
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this. That's how mad I am. It's like, oh, shouldn't you
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be thanking us then? Like We're saving you money with
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this shitty merger. I don't know. But they
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get but they get so involved like Like,
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even like the I know with the case, I know
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people say this. It's sorry. This show. This this
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oh, they're rushing. It's it's it's I
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think because of the way, I've said this a I think it's of
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the way we do the show. I think it's the most
11:23
I've criticized is the right
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word, but evaluating
11:28
podcasts on the planet. by the by its
11:30
audience, maybe. IIIII all certainly up there. You
11:32
listen out. You all make something? The
11:34
way we do the show, the way you
11:36
do the show, Yeah.
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I don't know. I don't I mean, you're
11:39
you're very There's no other show like it.
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Yeah. But I feel like people just need to, like, spout
11:44
off their like, that's how they feel camaraderie
11:46
is spouting off incentive. What are the podcasts you see that
11:48
with?
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Yeah. You're right. That's what I'm saying. I
11:54
I Maybe if we're wrong, you know. But I would say it
11:56
was world's silver, like, O and A and
11:58
stern, and that sort of thing. Had the
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same type of shit on Reddit where it eventually
12:02
bloop in their face and they all
12:04
ruined the show. Yeah. Yeah. Mike
12:06
has Mike has rubbed off on me where when
12:08
shit like that happens, I'm thinking myself, well,
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don't buy it. Oh, yeah. I don't care. No. I don't
12:12
care. Don't buy it and then don't tweet it.
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Well No. No. No. No. I think it's fine. You
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tweet it.
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But that would be my mentality. Like,
12:20
if if I don't like something, I don't buy a
12:23
mushroom. I just don't talk about it. Oh, yeah. My mushroom
12:25
reaction I saw was, oh, like,
12:27
oh, that's that we fuck this one up.
12:29
But that's really funny. Like, everyone thinks this merch
12:31
just sucks. Like, why like, maybe get mad
12:33
about, like, you know, because if if
12:35
everyone thinks the merch sucks, guess what?
12:37
The merch sucks. Like, you said, there's no there's
12:39
no arguing there's, you know. I will say that I think
12:41
part of the criticism comes from
12:43
Dave's been on a bit of a cold streak lately, and I
12:45
think people enjoy piling on. So
12:49
Jesus. God. I'm gonna say people
12:51
like saying, like, co named fuck this up. Forty
12:53
four years, if you were being honest, getting his
12:55
real age. coldest streak of all
12:57
time. And I don't hit a seven iron one
12:59
seventy by the way. Oh, what was the what's the yard?
13:01
It it wasn't one seventy. I know
13:03
that. Would you would you play? I just did
13:05
an hour and an indoor simulator. Yes.
13:07
When today? Go over
13:09
Thanksgiving. Friday. Friday
13:10
morning? I
13:11
a lot. Yeah. Oh. Guy family time. I
13:13
like the idea of him out there. I just was shaking
13:15
his head. Like, I was wrong. I'm not right. Damn
13:17
it. I was a
13:18
president of the video. I
13:21
think, you tweeted the other day. Watch what? Ninety times
13:23
the Freddie. That's a that's
13:25
a ninety two. He said 077I
13:28
bet. I've seen that whole. That's a That's a long
13:30
seven iron. That's 207 and ninety two at
13:32
those clubs. Yep. I'm fucking believable. It's
13:34
impressive. How's he doing? What
13:36
a guy? haven't talked about it in a while. Okay. We should
13:38
we should catch up at some point. Mhmm.
13:41
Alright. What else is it going? How was your holiday, Mike?
13:43
It was lovely. Yeah? Yes.
13:45
Nothing too spectacular. Just out
13:47
in West Central
13:49
Mass, I guess. But Oh, there's Western
13:51
Mass. No. My parents live in
13:53
moved to Central Mass. Yeah. Not too specific.
13:55
Yeah. Somewhere in Central Mass. So Yes.
13:57
Oh, okay. Is that new?
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over
14:01
a year ago. Oh, yeah. Relatively. They like
14:03
it. Yeah. Like, style size a little bit in their
14:05
in their older age or Yes. Plus
14:07
size. Yeah. The townhouse condo? Yeah. No.
14:09
No. No. No. A regular house, but just
14:11
smaller than their old. And then when do they head out? And when do they
14:13
head south? I don't know who they are this year. Oh,
14:15
is that right? Yes. How come? Although, I
14:17
did tell I mentioned the Kev. I said,
14:19
it seems like you're fascinated with the boat life. He said,
14:21
let's get him on there. You're
14:22
more than welcome anytime.
14:24
Oh, me? Yeah. So
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you haven't taken a while lately. Yeah. I'm
14:28
sorry. I've been bothering you with that, Colin.
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Yeah. That'd be great. Yeah. Next time I'm down
14:33
there, I'll You know, Do they take the now
14:35
I am invested. They take the boat down there
14:37
from up here as it just dock there all
14:39
winter. Usually, Take
14:41
it down there from up here. Does he do it your mom
14:43
or just him? Just him. I like
14:45
that. That's fucking macho. That's what I'm saying.
14:47
One man a boat and, like, can you Matt I can head down
14:49
there with him. That's why I tried to get that for you.
14:51
I'm almost seasick. Is that gonna be an issue or no?
14:53
No. Okay. Good. I am so impressed
14:56
with people that do that. Like, I could never
14:58
put me in a boat right now, my cousin in Australia.
15:01
He's a lawyer in Australia, but he he's a
15:03
big boat guy. I'm always amazed like
15:05
if you put me in a boat was like, you have to get down
15:07
to Florida. I would just be, like, constantly just
15:09
hitting, like, land. Like, I would have no idea
15:11
once that's out in the middle of the year. I'd be fuck. That's
15:13
not even getting to Florida, but I said that when were
15:15
on the boat and you got to a point where
15:17
you couldn't see land in any direction. Right. I
15:19
was like, if you guys all jumped off the
15:21
boat, I'd be fucked. totally. I'm like, where would
15:23
I go? I have no idea. That's where I'm like, people
15:25
are always like laugh at, like, you know, Columbus
15:27
or like, that would be me totally. I'd be like, I'm going
15:29
to Florida, like, fucking run into wherever.
15:31
some other country. I'd be like, oh, alright. Here we are.
15:33
Oh, yes. India. Yes. Exactly.
15:35
That's like a just a guy in the boat.
15:38
That's pretty macho. Isn't that why you go through a
15:40
course to get license, you kind of figure
15:42
out your way around the radar or whatever the I'm
15:44
still impressive though. I'd be I would be
15:46
scared in the ocean by myself in the middle of,
15:48
like, in the middle of the night. Mhmm. I'm just yeah.
15:50
I'm not a good swimmer either. You should do it. You
15:52
should get your license and then pilot the
15:54
cruise with the minifans. Oh, it's a
15:56
great big event. That'd be
15:58
great. Yeah. No. You did promise something about, like, a
16:00
cruise. Didn't you promise something about a cruise in
16:02
twenty? Definitely never probably. But never going to
16:04
the wing. I remember. I remember you said
16:06
absolutely. Twenty twenty three. You could pay me
16:09
give me a number. Oh, legitimately a
16:11
number. Financially. Four million,
16:13
though. No chance. No way. Did I go on a cruise
16:15
and minifants for seven days? No way.
16:17
Forty million dollars I wouldn't do it. Wow. I don't
16:19
wanna go on a cruise name, but I hate cruise. I wouldn't wanna
16:21
do it. That seems tough. But
16:23
I I hear mixed reviews. People say if you
16:25
get the right cruise line and all that, then it's
16:27
fun. I gotta be sick the whole time.
16:29
I mean, a sea sickness can't be good. Trapped.
16:32
I just I don't I don't yeah. I don't need that.
16:34
I don't think I don't think we'll be doing that
16:36
now. I would just I would like to do a golf
16:38
tournament twenty twenty I know it's another
16:40
project, but, you know, we'll see. Does that have to be,
16:42
like, for charity thing? Or can we just fucking do
16:44
it? What? You know, it doesn't have to be for
16:46
charity? Like, give it a sponsor to every whole.
16:48
That's a that's a there are people that work,
16:50
like, two years to build a
16:52
golf turn charity golf turn. Alright. So we'll
16:54
hire it up. It rings the force. Mhmm.
16:56
Rigs will do it for you. Rigs will come play. Yep. That's that's like
16:58
a paid thing. Right? Everybody plays in that has to pay,
17:00
like, a shit ton of money. No. It's we'll pay no.
17:02
We're gonna pay them, of course it is. But getting sponsorship
17:04
for every single whole a big
17:06
that's a big endeavor. But millennials would do it. Yeah. You know,
17:08
I think some of the I don't know. Mhmm. I would
17:10
like to think that some of the
17:12
case sponsor would do it, Dagestio's deli in
17:15
Washington. No. I would like I
17:17
would like to think that they would compete. Were you
17:19
guys able to get Kelly's roast beef or not? No.
17:21
Almost. You know, unfortunately. Almost the
17:23
more brands because they're expanding.
17:25
It was tough. We
17:27
were there. We're so close. And
17:30
then we said seventy dollars
17:32
a read and they said, think we're out of here. That
17:34
would be great if it was all, like, sandwich shops and then
17:36
a guy listening in California. He was like, I don't what
17:38
why are they doing? So I don't get in the
17:40
main wire. I mean, why
17:42
would be great. How would that rant
17:44
about mint mobile out of that? It'd be
17:47
fine, by the way. If Curtis had a brain, he would have the
17:49
Great Yale show if I can be sponsored with the
17:51
kids. Yeah. Right. Let's do the leads for them. Yeah.
17:53
What was going Steve said he liked Ryan Reynolds,
17:55
so he'd he'd buy one of the mint he did the thing with mint
17:57
mobile. He got rid of his Verizon or something. He seemed like he
17:59
was just
17:59
pissed with Verizon, I guess, and just went with the Jabber app. Usually,
18:02
taking it to the easily, those, like, other shitty
18:04
ones are using the same
18:06
self-service anyway. Right. So he probably was like, oh, it'll be
18:08
fine. I'm using the same service and then it
18:10
backfired, I guess. Didn't work. That's a shame when
18:12
Ryan Reynolds sucks. Ryan Reynolds, I'm
18:14
with you on that one. I actually agree. I don't like
18:16
Ryan Reynolds. I feel like I've said this. I feel
18:18
like he's I can see him trying. There's
18:20
nothing natural about him. Oh, sure he's always
18:22
on. Yeah. And what's the b like Chevy Chase
18:24
was? and you can see him, like, everything's ironic,
18:27
and there's just not his empty eyes. He has dead
18:29
eyes. I am not a fan of Ireland. I suppose.
18:31
He's not full of eleven people. I'm born a lot of
18:33
people. I don't wanna interview him next. focus on this. Okay. No.
18:35
I don't want to cancel the interview. I don't want to
18:37
talk to Ryan around. Don't want to do it.
18:40
What else is going on, Dave? Did you watch the World
18:42
Cup at all? because I was I have
18:44
watched surprisingly I know it's the world cup
18:46
than I thought I ever would. Right. I just watched
18:48
the USA game. Classic.
18:50
Yes. Absolutely. But, I mean, like, I I get you know, I I don't wanna do
18:52
one of these people. It doesn't do much for
18:54
me. But it is Oh, I won't shit on it. I
18:56
just don't understand, like, watching
18:59
A00 game. I'm like, are there guys that
19:01
played really well in this? Like, it seems Yeah. I can never
19:03
tell you. I mean, it seems like nothing happened. I just feel like the
19:05
people come out on Twitter and try way too hard to be in the
19:07
soccer who I hear, not a fucking word about
19:09
four years. That wears me out. It sounds like me and Jeff
19:11
Dello are gonna be painting our faces on Tuesday and
19:13
getting fucked up Yeah. What happened? Well, I saw you
19:15
back and forth. Well, he's a are you an Iran
19:17
sympathizer? I'm an Iran guy, and he's gonna be
19:19
real lucky to get you from Iran. Yeah. What is
19:21
your what what was going on? I didn't delve too
19:23
deep in this stuff. I think you just asked me, he
19:25
said, we're watching the watching the games on
19:27
Tuesday. I saw you. You should have a big Iran guy. Well,
19:29
I don't know. I could see you there. Yeah. So the game is
19:31
a two. Yeah. So Jeff will
19:33
be watching the game, I guess, with you. I I have no
19:35
fucking idea. Yeah. We
19:37
don't start till five. So that that'll
19:39
be over. Yes. Yeah.
19:39
Who cares? plenty of time.
19:40
What's he worried about? I don't know how worried he
19:43
is. Oh, alright. I thought he worried
19:45
enough to call me on. What was that? Was that Friday
19:47
or Saturday about this. I have no idea, David.
19:49
When was it? I think I think it was Saturday,
19:51
whenever we were texting. Oh, soccer. He called
19:53
you. Just about the scheduling around the line.
19:55
He's a very, like, tenths
19:57
person about stuff like that I've seen. He's very important.
19:59
You know, I I that's why I think he does a good
20:01
job with the tribute. Whereas, you know,
20:04
I'm like, you know, he he's worried about us for the for the run through
20:06
beforehand. And I'm like, well, just just call me
20:08
over. If I have to do it during the show, it's next or
20:10
it'll take two minutes. I'll do the run through and I'll come
20:12
back. I'm not It's it's
20:14
actually fun and not fun. I don't I don't have very
20:16
fun. But it's whatever
20:19
it is, It's like, do one of these live
20:21
shows and have no responsibility. Right.
20:23
Like, nice fits with us. I'm the star. I'm
20:25
the center of the whole thing. But, like, so,
20:27
like, I can do the live my live show
20:29
fuck around. Fuck around there. It's
20:32
whatever fuckups. It's not my issue at all.
20:34
Not my issue at all. Whereas the Wilbur and
20:36
Maine and It's kinda like that because
20:38
Dave takes and you can run Correct. Exactly. Right. Exactly.
20:40
And it goes flawless every time. Every single time.
20:42
So I mean, but I suspect it'll
20:44
be you know, I'm going to I'm going to
20:46
take a guess that there'll be more help
20:48
for the dozen trivia than we
20:50
got at the Wilbur. Oh, yes. I know. Yeah.
20:52
It feels that Well, again, we didn't ask for
20:54
it, but again, we had Dave
20:57
and somebody unable to
20:59
book a prostitute. working at the wheelbarks. How many
21:01
dogs do you think will be there? That's a great house
21:03
for sure. It is funny to
21:05
look back or think back and just it
21:08
was, like, really stressed out for
21:10
no reason I thought at the time. No. No. It
21:12
was like Roger Maris, like, the hair was falling out of
21:14
his head. So when he was, like, snapping
21:16
the recorders, and he was just trying to
21:18
book prostity. It seems remarkably
21:21
easy. As my buddy pointed out,
21:23
as we were leaving the Wilburger, he's like he
21:25
usually just told Justin, like, what a few
21:27
blocks down. That's a human fuck.
21:29
That's why Justin's like, I went to a strip club and
21:31
asked him if they're prostitutes. I
21:33
don't know. I'm not sure that's gonna
21:35
work. which I was gonna say, it looks like
21:37
it could be a cop, but also the son of a cop walks
21:39
in and he's like, hey, you you know, Chris, you're
21:41
fucking for money. saw
21:45
Justin Twilio at COVID. Oh,
21:47
no. I think I saw that. I didn't see that.
21:49
Yeah. He is his grandfather maybe or something.
21:51
Did I make sure that if I dream that? I don't know.
21:53
I didn't see that if that's true. Hope he's
21:55
alright. Anyway, I didn't tell you anything.
21:57
What's in prayers? Hopefully, he's okay.
21:59
What else going on?
21:59
The only story I think I saw going
22:02
on around Thanksgiving weekend was that Jerry
22:04
Jones won? just
22:04
giving him shit for what was it nineteen
22:07
fifty seven? So, yeah, I saw the
22:09
picture in I mean, like, look, it's
22:11
not a great look, but it wasn't, like, he was in front. Like, I
22:13
don't know. Was he it almost looked like he could
22:15
make the case of, hey, I was just looking at
22:17
it. Yeah. So I saw I
22:19
I had a story but couldn't make
22:21
the picture out obviously. So I don't really know
22:23
what people were all open arms about. Like,
22:25
what are you gonna do? How old was one of the
22:27
many white men or boys
22:30
to block He's on the wrong side. Totally. Looks like it. He's completely on
22:32
the wrong side of history, but, like, now
22:34
what? I mean, that was, like, come a bit. Right? I don't think
22:36
so. It doesn't seem like it. I mean, Washington is
22:38
just skidded on a lot. He's
22:40
good. Sexual assault
22:42
allegations like a shady guy. That's a lot
22:44
has come up with him, and he's always
22:46
tough one. For sure. Yeah. I don't
22:48
I don't yeah. I saw that. And everybody pretty much
22:50
universally defended him. They didn't gain a lot of
22:52
traction, really. They didn't go crazy.
22:54
I don't know, like Steven Ace Smith was defending. It's
22:57
just defending him and I don't know. I just
22:59
feel like, is that different
23:01
than, like, the fucking bachelor thing where
23:04
they canceled Chris Harrison. Chris Harrison for defending me. hard it
23:06
is to would yeah. Jerry Jones to sell
23:08
the cowboys. Yeah. Yeah. Like,
23:10
he's a massively powerful. Like, there's
23:12
no chance. But take his own? I
23:14
mean, I'm on my hip. Right. I mean, there's no yeah. Well, I mean, yeah. Is that Michael's
23:16
done yet or no? Haven't heard any good
23:18
pussy. Yeah. Fucking said a word. No.
23:20
Meanwhile, Toyota's album stinks. how
23:22
you do. You avoid these subjects and they just go,
23:24
what people forget. That's true. Short term memories. That's true.
23:27
Who are you looking forward to seeing Dave on Tuesday? because,
23:29
again, I mean, there's I think what many
23:31
of these who's gonna be their talent wise? Kirkman and Ham will be
23:33
there? Rico. Rico will be their big ass. I
23:35
saw him this weekend. He looks in he looks
23:37
like Karl Weathers in Rocky
23:39
three. Prime is a real edition for this. Oh, good. Yes.
23:42
Kelly Keigs will be there. My our good friend, Kelly
23:44
Keigs. Yes. Hank
23:46
will be there. Right? Hank
23:49
he represents that team. Am I wrong? I don't know.
23:51
I'm I'm looking at oh, yeah. Hank's there. Thanks.
23:53
Who else? We It's Dave will
23:55
be there. Right? Frank. Frank the tank. Okay. I'm not
23:57
interested in talking to you. Your best friend, Eddie, you will be there.
23:59
Yeah. Clem? Big Matt's guy. He'll Don't
24:02
know who that is. No. Don't know who that
24:04
is? I
24:05
don't I don't know. Okay. I don't know that
24:07
you'd he's been there forever. I don't think I'm
24:09
at Dante. Yeah. Have you ever
24:12
met KB in person? Yes.
24:14
Yeah. I did the KB and Jack a couple of times. Yep.
24:16
Oh, I like those guys. Yeah. Yep. That'll be good
24:18
to see them. That's it. Guys, what a break for
24:20
KB, Kimiya was. The
24:23
shame Klemmer's team isn't there. It'd be interesting
24:25
to see the reaction he got. I think he's
24:27
already got that live event.
24:29
because I don't I
24:31
don't think Jeff asked me or
24:33
anything, but I would have probably said,
24:36
like, that feels kinda familiar.
24:38
Like, he got I mean, it would have been
24:40
fine, but like, I don't know. The cleverer
24:42
storyline feels to me. Yeah. I don't even mean
24:44
playing against your team. I just mean there in
24:46
general. Yeah. It's not a cleverer video where he was like sprinting
24:48
around. Looks like he's back in New Hampshire or something. Yeah.
24:50
Yeah. I mean, I'll have much to that. Yeah. Right. I'll have
24:52
much to say about Klumber. And who's the other
24:54
1RG what? RDTRDTI
24:57
think. These y'all are good. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Or
24:59
it wasn't on him either. Yeah. That's easy. Sounds like
25:01
a zero. So, well, you know, it it should be
25:03
it should be fine. I don't should be fun. I like them in
25:05
the fans. I want them in the fans to be loud,
25:08
obnoxious, crazy, full
25:10
steam minifan action on
25:12
Tuesday night. Soup two nuts, that's what I would
25:14
like. It's great venue for that. I haven't been back there
25:16
since Jimmy Buffett about seven years ago, and I'm
25:18
looking forward to it. Mhmm. Okay.
25:21
He played that shit. Really? That's small. It's an interesting
25:23
place for Yep. I just score those tickets. The only other
25:26
event I went to by myself with
25:28
nobody else. What radio bullshit did you pull
25:30
off with those tickets? Brought those tickets, and
25:32
that was you wear, like, a Hawaiian shirt?
25:34
Or did not buy yourself to Jimmy Buffett
25:36
concert? Because my wife bailed on me, that my
25:38
buddy couldn't make it from my other day, Jimmy
25:40
Buffett concert, you never really I was not I was not gonna
25:42
miss Jimmy Buffet in front of, like, what is
25:44
that? Eight hundred people in there or something like that?
25:46
Yeah. I was gonna miss that. Did he play
25:48
come Monday? Sure did. Nice. The clothes
25:50
are there. Alright? I don't know if he clothes are
25:52
there. I left early. I left early.
25:54
What? I had to leave early. You gotta beat the traffic at
25:56
that point. think you started by saying, I
25:58
wouldn't miss it. I couldn't possibly miss that
25:59
early. You're ninety percent of the sentence.
26:02
That's unbelievable. Jeez. That's
26:04
front of me.
26:04
I couldn't bear missing most of
26:06
it. Jesus, god. Mhmm. How was your how
26:08
was your holiday, dude? It was fantastic. Yeah.
26:11
Yeah. Vermont
26:11
was nice. Vermont was beautiful.
26:13
Nice and nice. Good. Good. Good. I wish you a
26:15
stress level right now, case related. Oh, very stressed.
26:17
Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. I'll blame you. I was not expecting
26:20
this tonight.
26:21
What? The show. Well, III presented
26:24
you the options. I know. I know. Dave
26:26
IIII was on the I was there when when
26:28
Dave called you. He was I was we're working you.
26:30
I appreciate it because I assume it's out
26:33
of caring. Justin does the
26:35
same thing. Dave and Justin, when they
26:37
call me, always say their
26:39
name. He goes, hey, it's Dave. I'm like, yeah, do
26:41
you think I don't have your number saved? That's the way he does it.
26:43
It's very odd. I think I would do it anyway. I think
26:45
I'd do it. You want friends? I assume it's a blind
26:48
thing. you're like, oh, he doesn't you say you stop. I don't like it's a polite
26:50
thing. I don't know. Okay. I think it's just people that I don't
26:52
normally call. It's a
26:54
polite. Yeah. Anyway,
26:56
fantastic. So -- Yeah. -- anyone.
26:58
What else? Did you see stern
27:00
suck off morning Joe? Did you see
27:02
this? I was sorry he was going on. I don't wanna say I was
27:04
texting with somebody about You'll never guess who
27:06
it was. It's just I mean, that fucking thing
27:08
that Bruce is on HBO tonight. On fucking
27:11
HBO tonight. What? What
27:13
the fuck? I didn't realize it was gonna be Sunday night
27:15
program. Like I said, no one is No
27:17
one is gets a prAna this time. No one is
27:19
gonna watch that. Trust me. These are the
27:21
two people, like, two of the finest support people
27:23
in my life, you know, not
27:25
one, not now, but for sure. And, like, you
27:28
know, from a meeting perspective, probably the
27:30
top two. Yeah. and it sucked. Like,
27:32
Howard got three hours of Bruce Springsteen.
27:34
Congratulations. You got him to tell stories he told this
27:36
Broadway show. Like, I I don't I
27:38
don't understand People saying it's the greatest interview they
27:40
ever Scarborough was, like, weeping during this
27:42
fucking interview out. Stern, if you put Stern
27:44
alone in a room, he couldn't tell you ten Springsteen
27:46
songs. Don't a fucking chance. What's strange because,
27:48
like, then shouldn't all stern's interviews be on
27:50
HBO? Like, why is this no
27:52
news was broken from this. Right?
27:54
There's no. I mean, Bruce has a relationship with HBO. He's done
27:56
stuff with them so I could see that.
27:58
But like, a stern must have
28:01
got paid. Right? A shit ton for
28:03
this? I don't know. They didn't I don't think I saw the
28:05
deal disclosed anywhere. I
28:07
don't believe. It's just weird. It's like
28:09
it's a serious HBO. Is there a
28:11
connection there? I haven't
28:13
Not that I've ever noticed before. No. They've never noticed
28:15
before. do the member I've talked to you about that
28:17
part? Who's the guy? The guy. The
28:19
reporter who Ronna Farra. Ronna Farra did his,
28:21
like, podcast -- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
28:23
-- stream I've ever Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna
28:25
do that. Yeah. But the like,
28:29
are fifty thousand people gonna watch
28:31
that live?
28:32
Ugh. Well, Sunday
28:33
night is HBO's big. I don't know what's on after
28:36
that. White LoRa can lean into it.
28:38
Oh, okay. is a good show, but it's not a
28:40
monster show. Yeah. People are
28:42
gonna watch to it must be as
28:44
condensed. I didn't hear that was. I think
28:46
it's gonna be all the way through. Scarborough and CERN have to say
28:48
to each other. What
28:50
I love is you
28:52
weren't trying to
28:52
be cool. There
28:54
there wasn't an of
28:56
critic in you. You were a
28:58
fan and you were in
29:00
awe for over two hours.
29:02
You were like a fourteen
29:04
year old kid. Here's the thing you really like, he said over
29:06
the years he doesn't like really Bruce's music that much.
29:09
Like he doesn't like him that much. He could not
29:11
name you four albums.
29:13
No fucking shot, which is fine. But,
29:15
like, I don't even understand what's any overly
29:17
like thank you. Thank you so much for coming on because
29:19
he's shit on for so many --
29:21
Yeah. -- multiple times. Like, I I saw this
29:23
weekend was how much something else turned in something
29:25
else for everyone's like, oh, he's so thoughtfully has changed
29:28
over, like, over the years. Again,
29:30
that Wendy Williams ranked was like twenty
29:32
nineteen. Yeah. Well, he held her a rock
29:34
face and asked if she pissed standing up. I think
29:36
I brought it up less than a horror,
29:38
I think. Last time we talked about this, but he just got
29:40
came out of October. Yeah. Right.
29:43
So he doesn't change, like, that's the
29:45
weird thing about What? James thing was
29:47
the most Hey, do we still have that still or no?
29:49
Fuck off hunt. Get more
29:51
of it or no? You got those big fake tits
29:53
and I'm Hollywood. Go
29:56
ahead. I'm not kissing your ass now.
29:58
Can't face. I don't give a fuck about
29:59
you. Fraud
30:00
face bitch.
30:02
Look at the fuck up. You
30:04
cow. I mean, this is, like, fuck's
30:06
wrong with her. And everyone's, like, oh, I saw
30:08
these blue check marks around, like, oh, the
30:10
guy from the nineties has evolved. Why can't we
30:12
allow place forever. Am I going to his end of all? That's
30:14
what everyone's calling about on his own. I have come
30:16
right. I've come to the conclusion to have to
30:18
bathe this in my head forever with him. Was
30:21
he a phony then or is he a phony now?
30:23
because it was a phony then he always wanted to
30:25
be this. Yes. Was he a phony? Like, I think both
30:27
of may be true. But everything now is pretend
30:29
like that. And to be fair, I almost listened to the
30:31
show, so maybe he's crazy. A lot, I have no idea.
30:33
Yeah. But that's turn right there reacting to Wendy
30:35
Wings, which was great. Amazingly,
30:38
I'm serious. I was scrubbed by the way if you remember.
30:40
Right. That's the real stern. That
30:42
is Howard Stern calling her to ask her if she pisses
30:44
sand standing up Yeah. Saying she's
30:47
ugly, saying she's a cunt. That that is
30:49
the real so, like,
30:51
if I bring it up to somebody and say this was three
30:53
years ago, Like, is he is he evolved a lot
30:55
since then? Yeah. In the nineties, I think we
30:57
were seeing maybe his real personality, but
30:59
he did always wanna be this. So when he
31:01
was shitting on who at Leno and those
31:03
guys, that was fake because he was just
31:05
jealous of them. Right. Is what it seems like now.
31:07
But breaking news, and Mike, you heard
31:09
me. My newscaster voice earlier.
31:11
Yes. I got a
31:13
text from somebody you guys did as well.
31:15
Somebody's volunteering to run the term.
31:17
He said he raised eight thousand dollars for
31:19
a CYO tournament. Oh, wow. I'm
31:21
gonna say what it is. Wow. It's pretty good. it
31:24
is, but I'll just say no caller
31:26
ID. He won't scream to port knowing the video.
31:28
Okay. Just leave it at Darren. Oh,
31:30
wow. Yes. With a YouTube video
31:32
attached, love it. Taylor Swift raised eight
31:34
thousand dollars worth. That's unbelievable. It's
31:36
pretty good. It's incredible. Unbelievable.
31:38
Oh, buy Mike, Donnet is also unbelievable. I
31:41
should say Mike. Thank you. for for for
31:43
his fucking health. Is that what's going on
31:45
there? Good episode coming
31:47
out tomorrow. And I only usually say that about why you're laughing, but
31:49
could have a sort of blind mic project coming out
31:51
tomorrow. Okay. Some fun topics. Yeah.
31:53
For example, it sounds like we're making fun of
31:56
a deaf transperson. But we're really making fun
31:58
of the audience that
32:00
is cheering on this person. Yeah. It's
32:02
a very there's like it was like Brazil's
32:04
got talent or something. Oh,
32:06
Jesus. Had this person out and
32:08
but, I mean, it's a deaf they're
32:10
not defying what a deaf mute
32:12
person is capable of. But like What would
32:14
you do though if you definitely trans
32:17
comedian or no? No. No. Singer.
32:19
Singer. What would you do if you were you were right
32:21
next to them? like, in the room? Like, would you shit
32:23
on them? No. No.
32:25
But it was just the fact that they were out there -- Oh.
32:27
-- there's nothing to do. Well, wait a
32:29
minute. Let me here. Look, Dave. Look at What
32:31
is it is I think Brazil's got
32:33
talent. Brazil's got talent.
32:35
And it's a deaf mute
32:37
trans person. can
32:39
I also say you made the rounds this weekend,
32:42
this past week, fucking Seinfeld
32:44
has a book out of the book of means and cars getting
32:46
coffee. Literally, he is now doing a
32:48
coffee table book. About contact
32:51
table. It's incredible. And
32:53
he goes on with George Bush's daughter, you know, whoever
32:55
that is on the Today show.
32:57
Laura, And they're just giggling away. I think
32:59
it's Jenna. Jenna. And they're just giggling away,
33:01
and I'm like, what? Everyone is
33:03
just so fucking old now. It was
33:05
so humorless and -- Yeah. And was talking about how
33:07
funny she is. And I was like, oh, what
33:09
is going on? He's the thing though. If you kept watching,
33:11
you would have seen that you can pop the legs out and
33:14
it becomes It's a bit weird.
33:16
Right? I mean, I'm like, the irony happening in part of it
33:18
is incredible. Is it when you say
33:20
it's about committing is it, like, stern's book
33:22
where it's, like I think it's
33:25
with. Oh, that's why do they do that? You're saying you
33:27
wouldn't wanna sit on on the couch one night, prop your
33:29
feet up on the table, just, you know,
33:31
thumb through his interview with the
33:33
hilarious thing about me doing that is I would have to get the audio version. So
33:35
if you just be watching by maybe that's what
33:37
you get. Which I by the way, IIII
33:41
think we've talked about it. I enjoy. Like, it it's super
33:44
guest centric, but, like, when he's a good guest, III
33:46
enjoy that. Like, I can watch Steve Martin
33:48
or Eddie Murphy or whoever. Yeah. norm No.
33:50
No. That's great. Yeah. Any lunch guys. But do I wanna sit
33:52
there and, like, I can read about, like,
33:55
what? Yeah. It's very weird. No. Do we
33:57
have a seinfeld need the money to
33:59
Yes. You know what? Why would he be doing that? Like,
34:01
he's still working on this
34:04
pop tart. The
34:06
project movie for Netflix. He's -- Yeah. -- he's doing
34:08
it right now. Yeah. That was disheartening. Maybe
34:10
it'll be good. You know my family. So
34:12
fucking chance that's good. None. zero
34:15
none. I could confirm that. That's gonna be
34:17
awful. I heard the b movie. It was pretty good,
34:19
though. So if it's anything like that. Yeah. I don't
34:22
think it's gonna be like that. No. I don't think so. I
34:24
don't know who it's for
34:26
kids. I don't know, but I'm so sick of
34:28
hearing stuff. I'll talk about we constructed that pop talk
34:30
joke too. Like,
34:32
it's like I mean, like, that was my dude. Did she spend less time about
34:34
his his his work? That's why I shit on
34:36
Seinfeld stand up because, like, he was obviously
34:38
hilarious guy, but his high minded
34:41
when he talks about comedy, it's infuriating because then
34:44
you'll watch his act and you're like, this you're
34:46
making a sixty nine star
34:48
sixty nine joke. Right. Fuck you, dude. Was he
34:50
make was he Do you think he had that
34:52
attitude and, like, he's sitting around
34:54
his buddies in, like, eighty eight?
34:56
Eighty six. Can't
34:58
imagine. Well, because I think he was all he
35:00
always says, like because, like, they'll they'll talk. He
35:02
I I figured he had on on there.
35:04
And the guy was having a bombming the first
35:06
time. So I was, like, yeah, I never bombed. Like, I never
35:08
he's like, I was great from the start. I think he's always been confident. What's if
35:11
you look up I don't they they
35:13
bleep his name out, but I
35:15
believe it's Seinfeld. with the Bobcat go away. Yeah. No.
35:17
That's a great that's a really fun fellow. That's fun. That's
35:20
fun. That fucking ass. Look, he's a he's
35:22
a fucking asshole. He's not really
35:24
wrong either. Like, you know, it's it's
35:26
yeah. It's interesting. So do we have this performer? Let's see if
35:28
this is the right one. But Well, David, take hold
35:30
on. David, take up. Def mute. Trans
35:33
perform. I feel like we're talking about eliminated. There there
35:35
was a big season for that. They had a few of them,
35:37
and they have kinda eliminated them one by one. Oh,
35:40
like crazy. I wonder if a lot of
35:42
these tick And that would be if you if you got ten of if you got ten of those people who did the
35:44
amazing race, that'll be an incredible
35:46
season. That would watch.
35:48
Nobody makes it out of the first room
35:50
for entire
35:52
peace. But you know what? I applaud their effort. Yes.
35:54
Go ahead. Whitney Houston.
35:56
I will always love you.
36:02
Doesn't this mean to do to this person?
36:04
I'll say
36:06
this sounds
36:08
better than in the March.
36:14
Okay. How
36:19
do you know what song is? Oh, you can
36:21
tell that's when you use it. Without the
36:23
music? Yeah, you know. No.
36:26
He's saying how does reformer notes.
36:28
No. No. No. I'm not. I was saying, how do they know
36:30
what song is? Who who tells
36:34
them? 00I see. I don't know. I hate to say it sounds
36:36
like Whitney used to the last thirty seconds of her
36:38
life if they made us say
36:40
it. I
36:42
would say. I can be in the blind mind.
36:44
That kind of stuff, Mike. I think it's a laugh of the blind
36:46
miss. This edgy stuff is what we're
36:48
going. We can use the guy, like, here'd be a Look
36:50
at the laugh from Craig. I think it would have. That'd be
36:52
great. What's up?
36:56
Timing is not this is this is Oh,
36:58
there you go. See, that's where it's a little What is that
37:00
fake audience noise? Or is that No. There's no
37:02
people there. And if you want
37:05
if you wanted the judges like
37:07
gasping, I won't say this person's got
37:09
got some questions for sure. Yeah. Will
37:11
this person win because of, like, there'll
37:13
be a groundswell. Well, that's where men will
37:15
this person make records that people
37:18
feel like they have to buy? And then, because this person become
37:20
the rich person in the world. This is where I'm saying --
37:22
Yeah. -- I'm not making front of the person at all. It's mean to do to this person
37:24
to be like, yes, this is -- No. --
37:26
how good is anything we've -- Great. --
37:28
out of guilt that we're selling out football
37:30
stadiums, like,
37:32
It'll be well, it's actually like millivinellia. It's a tall phony. Yeah.
37:34
Like, everything completely c isn't trans and,
37:37
you know, is isn't deaf. Right? Well,
37:39
this is where I say fuck the death, because if I go out there and do that,
37:41
you know? Who cares? That's
37:44
trouble out there with my cane. That's true, but the other
37:46
day. But, yeah, but they're not just deaf, they're
37:48
blind in. So that's what you're saying. But you're not don't think. Are
37:50
you? Could be. You should try it? Yeah.
37:52
That's not a bad version. Yeah. You
37:54
know, wrote that
37:56
song, Mike? don't. Do you know Dave or no? Dolly Parton. Correct.
37:58
Wow. Back to Monday. Yeah. A nice
37:59
little piece of trivia. Like, she wrote
38:02
Jolene, which
38:04
is think her best song. And I will
38:06
always love you, like, on the same day. The bodyguard is just an unavoidable movie.
38:08
Yeah. She's not in that, but yeah.
38:13
What?
38:13
Jolene? Wouldn't you use to
38:15
this?
38:15
Not Jolene? What? Who who are you talking about? Jolene
38:17
is a song, Dolly part. Okay. But I'm sorry.
38:19
Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene
38:21
Jolene. I understand. Do you think they
38:23
should remake the bodyguard with Kevin Koster and this person? Yes. I would
38:26
pay a thousand dollars in the movie theaters to see
38:28
that. I think this person should remake all
38:30
great entertainment.
38:32
not Wouldn't use this entire catalog? So
38:34
emotional -- Yeah. -- all the man that I need
38:36
-- Yeah. -- and I would say anyone
38:40
that thinks we're being assholes. This is all you're allowed to listen to on
38:42
Spotify. Henceforth. Can only listen to this this is
38:44
all you're allowed to listen to. Your life is plugged in your
38:46
head. Yep. I'm being an asshole. I'm
38:48
saying I
38:50
I am Like, how about some other way these other work
38:52
too? Right. That's fine. What other movies
38:54
are she in? Cinderella, did
38:56
you do a lot
38:58
of movies? She's
38:59
a movie Denzel washing the preacher's wife. Like I said, Denzel doing that. How Stella got a
39:01
groove
39:01
back? She didn't that? No. No. Never mind.
39:03
Why would you
39:04
say that,
39:06
Dave? I
39:06
don't know. Just movies. Right? I
39:09
saw her face on the poster. She
39:11
had Friday, Dave. Yeah. Didn't
39:13
figure it out. She
39:16
was I think I think she was in waiting to exhale
39:19
with Angela Bassett. Bang. Definitely. Yeah.
39:21
Yep. Just I'm I'm not
39:23
seen, but they should remake. Have
39:25
you signed with that? Absolutely. Well, shit. This person, they sound
39:28
great. That's what I would say. Good. I'm all for it. Well,
39:30
we break it down on the Black Knight
39:32
project. Good. You should get
39:34
them on. I'll try. You know, I don't think they'll hear me, boys.
39:36
Yeah. I gotta understand what you're saying. I was disappointed
39:38
to see Mariah. Why am I done, Ned, I should say? Yes.
39:40
Mariah Carey needed a teleprompter for
39:42
her, Macy's
39:44
Day it's the other day, which is That Christmas Oh, know I saying
39:46
out there. I'm alright, Carrie Pham. Still Oh, that's
39:48
right. The Lamilead. I have to take
39:50
their side in this war now because I'm against
39:52
the other two people. Right. I but
39:54
nobody remembers. I defended those two people. They're all death. Literally. We had a
39:57
I think we got a lammily odd, did we not? Yes. And they
39:59
were it was a battle of wits between
40:01
you two, as I a call. Yes.
40:03
Think that Lamilean, Kerana certainly may have spent some time together in the world.
40:05
I think. I don't know. Why do
40:08
I hiccup? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's right.
40:10
That's right. right. If a crimea do
40:12
his credit, just one of the way. Right? Pretty much
40:13
-- Yeah. -- pretty much. Yeah.
40:16
Yeah.
40:16
I'm waiting for Rome still. They've always
40:18
hated them, but yeah. I'd never hated him.
40:20
Mhmm. What's up? Why are you laughing this week?
40:22
I should I should ask. A few options.
40:24
I believe it's gonna be John Belushi. I'm
40:27
not positive yet, though. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
40:29
The spread that doesn't give you
40:31
I just thought you super overrated. Well, maybe we'll talk
40:33
about Good news. I kind of agree. Yeah.
40:35
I mean, it's not that's
40:37
like a classic like,
40:40
guys, my dad's age, thought he was great
40:42
because that's they didn't know anything before I said,
40:44
oh, came Right. And he was and he
40:46
was great he's great animal house, like, very Oh, yeah. I think his movies are properly rated,
40:48
but him on him on S and L, I think he's pretty
40:52
over it. But I almost think that's the fall SNL's so messy. Like, if you
40:54
watch a season one
40:56
SNL episode, I think you'll be amazed how
40:58
unfunny it
41:00
is. Right. It's not because it's old. I think you see that it doesn't hold up. Hey,
41:02
somewhat, but I also think it's just there it's
41:04
just a mess they're just figuring their shit out.
41:08
Like, the the karate whatever the fuck that is. The
41:10
samurai. You have the samurai? Like, I
41:12
just don't get on either. I don't get why
41:14
that's a classic But but I also get to your
41:16
point why if you
41:18
had been watching sitcom as your whole life. And this came on, you're like,
41:20
holy shit. Right. This is what -- Right. -- this is
41:22
completely counter culture. Yeah. And then the guest
41:24
and Eller once saying is having a miserable year
41:26
this year. Seems way
41:28
down. Nobody's broken out. To the point
41:30
where people were still talking about, like,
41:32
the chappell model. Yeah. Because this, like,
41:35
thing this stand up things. I I think it's just how bad S and
41:37
L is. I think it was a, I guess, so. But yeah.
41:39
Why am I done that with this? Nothing
41:41
overly exciting about it. Well, I thought it was
41:43
Okay. It's been stuck my mind for about nine minutes since you played
41:46
it. But Scott and Scarborough said the
41:48
reason I love that interview, because you didn't
41:50
ask any question? It is because it was like a fourteen year
41:52
old. Yeah. That's what I when I
41:54
watch in sixty minutes, I think I wish this was run by
41:56
kids. Jessica was
41:58
a journal Unfortunately,
42:00
host some morning, like,
42:02
political showies. Oh, like and
42:03
first of all, what do you expect how it's starting to
42:05
do? Be like, you know what, Bruce? a
42:07
fucking album sucked. Like, well, you know, this
42:09
question would have been great. Wait a minute.
42:11
Yeah. But, like, it's an ass kissing fest. I I
42:13
don't know. Bruce our
42:16
Bruce guy But, like, I think Bruce has to mix up his not
42:18
mine's with us. He'll never come out with us.
42:20
But, like, he's gonna mix
42:22
up his the same
42:24
rotation every single fucking time, everything. He
42:26
does a podcast right now. It's the same six
42:28
people. Stern was different, but, like,
42:30
NPR and fucking Jimmy Fallon,
42:32
and Seth Myers, and, like,
42:34
the BBC, I I don't mix it up a
42:36
little bit. Just talk to new people. I'm so
42:38
fucking bored. think he should get back with
42:40
Obama. I think that's the best form of promotion as
42:42
he get there. No question. What do you got famous
42:44
for? Back together, you know?
42:46
Absolutely. Yeah. seventy six producers. What's going on Megan's pop podcast?
42:48
I haven't seen any anything new out
42:50
of that podcast in a while. No. No.
42:52
Yeah. I don't think it's making the headlines that it
42:54
was in
42:56
the beginning. No? Yeah. I haven't seen anything about that. I don't know. Yeah.
42:58
And the headlines were mostly that she
43:00
was doing a part of it. Right? Nothing that There
43:02
was just a headline where she was It was just a headline where she
43:04
said that
43:06
she was something about her another thing about her, the torture she went
43:08
through on that money show. Oh,
43:10
dealing with it. Like, another one? Yeah. It was, like, a
43:12
second, you
43:14
know, a string of stories about that, which I don't really understand. Hired me
43:16
from my looks. Yeah. I don't really know.
43:18
I don't know. They'll be divorced by twenty
43:20
twenty six, I would say.
43:22
That's my prediction. I'm talking about the nuance of
43:25
holding a number twenty six case. It's
43:27
not easy. Not easy. What
43:30
was I gonna say? There's something else I was gonna mention.
43:33
No. I forget.
43:36
I don't even know.
43:38
Who knows? So, yeah, Tuesday, we'll do the live show, and then we're back here
43:42
Friday. And then we have to put up another episode of the case,
43:44
Dave, and do three more shows. It's
43:46
fun. Whoa. not
43:48
it. Nobody ever said it was gonna be easy.
43:50
No. Last whatever
43:52
the case came out last time -- Uh-huh.
43:54
-- you took a lot of weeks off. Will
43:57
you be doing that? I won't let
43:59
people
43:59
express it. No. I won't hop because no. I
44:02
was really doing five days a week then,
44:04
Mike. No.
44:04
Not when he came back. So
44:06
Like, when I came back, you were doing only three days a week at that time. But every once in
44:09
a while, you would not you would skip a week
44:11
of shows because you guys just worked
44:12
straight to on the case.
44:15
Oh,
44:15
it take four weeks off. Yeah. Yeah. I
44:17
don't think so. No. I don't travel,
44:19
though. That's
44:19
the thing. I mean, we're down. I mean, think of, like, that's
44:22
usually why because you were in Southland. Think of that, Dave. We
44:24
were, like, traveling back at South Carolina to be doing this fucking thing.
44:26
Yeah. because where Steve rented that rat
44:28
hole apartment or wherever he was at, he couldn't
44:30
read it, roaches in his fucking
44:32
bed and he didn't
44:33
even care. He's just He likes something like that, I
44:35
think. I think he does. Yeah. I think he does. But yeah.
44:37
He's but no. I I don't think
44:40
so because, I mean, this is gonna be between I
44:42
think Thanksgiving and Christmas. then, hopefully,
44:44
we'll take Christmas would just be a flat out
44:46
vacation vacation. You'll have nothing to do
44:48
today. Nothing. Nothing. Mhmm. Put your feet up
44:50
and just enjoy life. Right. Maybe designs with
44:52
new shirts, some new merch, That'd be
44:54
nice. Yeah. Christmas sweaters. I said, do
44:56
we get any of this merchandise sent to us or no? No. We
44:58
do. You want to Really? Let me see this thing. Let me get a
45:00
look at this. I'm gonna see I haven't seen the shirt upfront
45:02
person yet. We had a merch disaster of our
45:04
own at the blind mike dot net. Nobody
45:06
asked you. I'm just telling you. Let
45:09
me feel the sound too. You know, I don't mind
45:11
the good silence. What the
45:14
We tried to put Quincy shirts out,
45:17
What's the word murder? Oh, I just
45:19
see this. She's not allowed. Unbelievable. It's
45:21
outrageous. I would bought that
45:23
shirt. Well, no
45:24
chance. I mean, this is
45:26
a truly
45:27
awful shirt. That depends. Describe.
45:29
I mean, for me and the
45:31
folks at home. Smells too.
45:33
smells What do you
45:35
mean it
45:35
depends? Oh, like some people like
45:37
that stuff, like an image
45:40
like that. but it's
45:42
underneath like another shirt. You know what I mean? It's a
45:44
fucking shirt or something. The problem is is
45:46
this is a great shirt to wear, so no
45:48
one can see it. What people like
45:50
shirts are they just Barry in their closet
45:52
never looked at. And are under a hoodie line
45:54
at Barstools Sports. Yeah.
45:58
Jesus. The reminds like I said that
45:59
when I was a kid, the Billercamall go through with my
46:02
dad and they had those make your own t shirt
46:04
places. Yes. They'd be
46:05
like, no. You're not. That's rip off.
46:07
I'm not I'm not doing that. Here it
46:09
is. Forty years later. Thirty dollars.
46:12
Thirty smacker
46:14
wounds. this thing on. See
46:16
how it feels. Actually, probably less with that discount. Twenty percent off. Yes.
46:21
Let's see
46:24
here.
46:31
How's it
46:34
as fit? I
46:36
mean,
46:37
this is a hot
46:38
sec. That's
46:40
a
46:40
nice looking
46:42
shirt. What do you think, Dave? I think it looks
46:44
good. Yeah. Yeah. I have no I have
46:46
no problem with
46:48
that shirt. I saw
46:50
who would voluntarily weird. Weird. Because
46:52
we have people like, you know,
46:56
begging us to to give them merchandise. Like, they wanna
46:58
buy it and yet we don't give them what they want. Do
47:00
you think we should do something before Christmas so
47:02
they can get it in time
47:04
Christmas like have a new line out or something? No. No.
47:06
I'd rather not give them the satisfaction, honestly. I'd rather
47:09
keep winning this bizarre duel
47:12
Well, that's the thing now is that as I think pointed out, your
47:14
brand is now empty. Yeah. We can't we
47:16
can't start doing good shit. No.
47:19
That's the problem. Like, people yeah. There's sort of a war
47:21
holly and irony to this whole family. You can't
47:23
we can't and we can't give the people
47:25
what they want. It's a cruel
47:28
dance. I don't know who's gonna blink first. Actually, I do know. We're not. We will not do it.
47:30
It's hard to line the wall. because Dave started
47:32
out like a house of fire with Merci. You know, you
47:34
you were a big merge gal, you used
47:36
to talk about this. So you, like, you hate it so much
47:38
that now I am a pulse bug. Look, I would
47:40
never text you out of the boomerack. I have a great
47:42
merch idea.
47:44
I know how repulsed you would I would be I would be blessed by that. I just
47:46
don't I also don't, you know I
47:48
don't like, I mean, you know, texted
47:50
you something that's very rational too.
47:53
like, a lot of other shows have different things available
47:55
to them that we have never been told
47:57
us. They have, like, all
47:59
these fucking, like, premier brand. Yeah. They don't care about it. Correct.
48:01
Yeah. And like, great access to that shit. I I would
48:04
rather not have them care about us enough to deal with the other
48:06
stuff that happens when they care about
48:08
you. Yeah. Golf shirts in
48:10
South Town. Just the logo on the
48:12
chest. I think I think we would do well with that.
48:14
Yeah. Can we do that? You nixed it
48:16
last time So every time this comes up, it they're just more
48:18
expensive because they're Oh, that's the thing. key in the
48:20
nice material. Like, eighty bucks, ninety bucks. I
48:22
don't wanna
48:24
do that. Rigs ripped. That wasn't that wasn't enough. That was. Yeah. Let rigs I
48:26
mean, rigs just got no shame god knows. Me
48:28
steel he literally steals. He goes the house of steals
48:31
or something. They should put out the four play guys should
48:33
put out a KMS golf shirt. They sure that'd be happy
48:35
to do. I love the four play guys. You know, I love rigs.
48:37
Do I have any idea? Rig's giving
48:39
away his home. would shit this house and -- Yes. -- and masturbate, and
48:41
this bed is part of this this deal. Was it
48:44
how he did? He rents it out. Right? So it's a it's
48:46
an investment property, so it makes sense.
48:49
I think -- Yes. -- Jesus, I suppose. I answered. I
48:51
bought some I bought some foreplay stuff. I love I
48:53
love those guys. So good. Who
48:56
knows?
48:58
This shirt is not bad. It's not comfortable
49:00
wise, it's got a good comfortable feel to it. Looks
49:02
good from here. Thanks, Mike. Yeah. I don't know how
49:04
it looks. What's the
49:06
old microphone? Is that microphone? I fixed it. Oh, yeah.
49:08
How's is it the same way? That's the old
49:11
one. A couple adjustments. Yeah. Okay. How's it sound?
49:13
They've gotten the lab. Crystal
49:16
clear. Yep. Good. Top concern of
49:18
mine. There's
49:20
something else I was gonna mention.
49:23
I'm just blank. I'm fried. This fucking
49:25
thing is fried. I understand. But, you know, we'll
49:27
be okay. We'll
49:28
get through with Dave. I promise. Sounds
49:30
good. go full bro
49:31
here. Now I get my barcels shirt on, I get my hat on backwards. Now I
49:33
feel like a fucking guy. Nice. Like,
49:35
what's the throw
49:38
game on? We'll do it. What's the spread
49:40
this week? I'm gonna tease that. Is there a parlay there? Or like, oh
49:42
my god. Did you see
49:45
Arna Diarmas. Fuck you.
49:48
What else? I don't even fucking
49:49
know. What did the Rosa Barstel
49:51
talk about these days? messy's
49:53
come to America. I saw that. Oh, is that right?
49:55
Probably excited about that. Like the barstool thing. Like, I see
49:57
this on my YouTube shorts. Sometimes it comes
49:59
up or some of
50:00
the office would be like, you know, dude, can you pee while I have
50:03
a tampon? They ask like six people. And I'm like,
50:05
oh, if I worked in that I
50:07
would jump out of the fucking bed before
50:10
participating in it. Because they would always
50:12
ask you specifically because you would
50:14
be, like, Right. That's the thing. You can
50:16
see everybody you can see a second before the answer. Everybody gets in the character. Yeah.
50:18
Like, oh, what's my thing here? And
50:22
you're like, I that's why I hate that because that's what I do is
50:24
I I'm like, alright. I'll get in the camera. Well, I do
50:26
it too. Oh, I completely do it. I suck at it
50:28
so badly. I completely do it. I I think
50:30
the last time
50:32
I was on portnoy show with Eddie in the whole
50:34
thing with Rico happened. I saw one of the comments on
50:36
Twitter was like, I think Kirkland and I was gets
50:39
too amplified and shows like that. Actually, I've got some correct
50:41
criticism. I think you get too performative
50:43
when you're in a different form.
50:45
Like, here, I'm just relaxed in
50:48
my show. But there you're like, oh, like, you can't
50:50
be like this. Although I try to be most of the time,
50:52
but it's in your head, it's like, oh, I wanna be
50:54
entertaining for this person or for
50:56
this show. at the Wilbur that kid, Nick, the video just
50:58
asked me, like, backstage where he asked
51:00
me something, like, on Camrys, like,
51:04
ask me something about, like, portinoy or something. Right. But I hadn't even thought about in
51:06
a while, and I went right like, I my
51:08
voice changed. I set up my
51:11
I tried to be, like, witty. And then I was, like, I really
51:13
hope he doesn't use that. That's why, of course, he did. It's
51:15
probably better here. Like, you know, try to be witty or just -- Right.
51:17
-- just kinda look back. You know, you have to be Let
51:20
it flop. Exactly. That's right. But that's the other
51:22
thing too is I always feel like questions like that. That's
51:24
a good example at the wheelboard that kid, Nick.
51:26
Great guy. But you feel like every answer has
51:28
to be funniest. Right. Well, not every answer has to be fun. I'm like, oh, let me give you the bar
51:30
stool and say instead of what I would say.
51:32
There's that sort of weird thing going on. Yeah.
51:34
So I
51:36
don't know. Would would you no take on that day? No. No take. No
51:38
idea. No. I'm I'm always He's always himself.
51:40
That's true. That is true as a matter of fact.
51:42
Actually, I do have to I I think I don't know. I can't
51:44
I fucking can't think. It's a blessing
51:46
in the curse. Is that right? Yeah.
51:48
Okay. How is breakfast this morning? It's fantastic.
51:50
I did get a chance to see my mother on
51:52
Thanksgiving, so it was nice to catch you You can't
51:54
see how it goes Well, it's changed over the last two
51:56
days. Nothing's changed over the last two
51:58
days. No? No. Okay. What's the where they
52:00
oh, they went somewhere else for Thanksgiving? Where do
52:03
they host? They hosted. Yep. Oh, okay. The
52:05
turkey. She bought too big of a turkey this
52:07
year. Oh, wow. Too too
52:09
many leftovers, unfortunately. Oh, is that right? You never
52:11
have too many. You
52:14
know? I'm gonna I'm not I don't wanna get into this too much, maybe an hour or so. But I'm
52:16
just not a big turkey yet. I'm just kidding. Like, I'll
52:18
have a slice or two, but even even if
52:20
it feels like it's, you know,
52:22
you're feeling an obligation or something. Yeah. People pretend I don't know what was that day. You feel like you have to do
52:24
it. What did you say? I didn't say anything. I thought you
52:27
said something good. Like, I'm sorry. A
52:30
tax I just agree. I did see that. You don't know why people feel the need to have,
52:32
like, do you happen to react that now then? No. I just
52:34
wanted to make sure you saw it. What
52:36
do you think you got
52:37
lost in the In
52:40
the
52:40
air? Something Yeah. I don't know. Just making
52:42
sure. Big case stuff. Yeah. Because I was talking I'm
52:44
sure we're gonna do with that, really. No. But it's
52:46
good to have. Yes. We didn't tell us anything. We
52:49
already knew everything
52:49
in there. Yeah. But I it's good enough.
52:51
I think it's good in terms of what it might
52:53
lead to. Maybe. Why else would
52:56
it be good? because
52:58
of what
52:58
it might lead to. That's what I
52:59
just said. No. No. Okay. This
53:02
is the trailer. Two
53:03
steps ahead. She's is correct. The folks
53:05
at home, they they're discussing it. I couldn't have
53:08
been mailer again. I couldn't have been mailer
53:10
again. I couldn't even be worse for a
53:12
position like that. because I can't I will give away secrets by
53:14
accident. So III can't That's
53:16
good. It's always getting up my producer just
53:18
to talk about it. I just can't
53:22
I I yeah. I can't dance
53:24
around things. I can't dance around things
53:26
like that. I wonder I wonder boarding
53:28
out something. that I shouldn't be. Okay. Were
53:30
you saying Mike? I'm so I don't
53:33
know. Let's take some calls. I can't
53:35
fucking deal with this.
53:36
No Mike, Dave. Thanks.
53:38
beautiful
53:39
your name on shirt
53:42
I have
53:45
on.
53:56
on our viewing of one
53:56
too many is still up for free on Patreon
53:58
if anyone wants to go
53:59
watch. There you go. Just for another
54:01
few days. I'm sorry,
54:03
man. We watch Stuttering
54:06
John's movie. That's Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
54:08
Yeah. Yeah. So you'll see.
54:10
So by performance of us, I've been by John Melinda. It's tremendous. Surprise, you didn't
54:12
get another one. Is that thing with the
54:14
FTX guy still happening this
54:18
week? Yeah. As far as I know, yeah. I think speaking. Yeah. I think I
54:20
said speaking of the New York Times. Yeah.
54:22
That's crazy. It's insane. Yeah.
54:26
We and what's your is that I mean, how was it gonna that that's not gonna happen.
54:29
Right? I think it is. I
54:31
mean, I'm I'm pretty positive that the guy who's
54:33
running it said the interview is
54:36
still happening important. How are they gonna how are they gonna do that? There's no hell
54:38
if that happened to somebody who donated
54:40
to a Republican of or Donald
54:42
Trump forgot that that would still be happening.
54:45
There's just no shot in hell. I'm just annoyed because I have tickets
54:47
to Lehman Brothers Live though. So I'm gonna have to
54:50
miss it. It's always a good show. Yeah. I can't blame her
54:52
for that 1II don't I don't yeah. I'm
54:54
I'm kid I mean, the whole thing gets fuses but I like guy
54:56
not prison. Like, I'm I'm the whole thing baffles.
54:58
I don't get it either, but Andy's
55:00
still acting well, I don't know about how
55:02
recently. But, like, on he's
55:04
like, guys, I'm doing what I can.
55:06
Still hard to work. Very weird.
55:08
It's pretty out of your foot.
55:10
baffling to me. I I don't yeah. So when is that what when supposed
55:13
to be when this week? I think it
55:15
is Wednesday or Tuesday. on
55:18
November thirtieth. So I think that's tomorrow. Right? Today is the twenty
55:20
ninth? Oh, no. Twenty seventh. Yeah. So
55:22
Wednesday.
55:23
Twenty okay. I I
55:25
predict that will not happen.
55:28
I saw the guy interviewing him tweeted out. It's saying,
55:30
like, many many many could
55:33
nothing's
55:33
off limits. Any question, Andrew Ross Orkin. A lot of
55:35
folks have been asking if it's still
55:37
on, the answer is There are a lot of
55:39
important questions to be asked and answered. Nothing is off women's. Poor,
55:41
I was gonna get them first. What
55:43
happened then? I know. Big
55:45
news is your boy Tommy from Barcelona, and that was
55:47
a cookout in South Carolina, which was Steve's place
55:50
during the during the case. He loved that
55:52
place. Tom is going there for the first time. That's huge
55:54
news. Really? Yes. Very
55:56
interesting news. This is big.
55:58
Massive. I'm not gonna criticize his news. I mean, he made me
56:00
look like such a fool that I can't Yeah. I know how you
56:02
got that one. Can't comment. I know. I just
56:04
didn't know his stick. That's his whole way. Yeah. I realize he's, like, know, have take
56:06
a picture with, like, a chin here and be, like, though, I
56:08
look like -- I know. -- whoever,
56:10
you know, some
56:12
of your fucking beard. I I am. I don't know. I don't know.
56:14
You know? Yeah. I suppose
56:16
you do. No. I think that's right. Yeah. Anybody
56:18
be interested in this Spielberg movie? You guys
56:20
know about it or no? Nope. I
56:22
I know that he has a movie. I don't really know what the hell is out of
56:24
it. Okay. Forget it. Hey, love Dave? Hello. Alright.
56:28
Hello.
56:28
hello
56:29
Hey, guys. Good evening.
56:30
Hey. Question I've
56:31
never heard you guys talk with on the
56:33
show. Do you guys like to scratch
56:35
your balls? Yeah.
56:36
Yes. If you watch if you watch a video of this show, I am constantly, I
56:38
think, playing with my my junk. I may I'll
56:41
do it right now because it's I
56:44
sit cross legged sometimes and As we speak. You know,
56:46
sometimes you're not so much get stuck
56:50
in between your two legs. Have you
56:51
sit with your legs crossed? ever
56:53
have that thing. Yeah.
56:54
So I had to pull my back up there. And
56:56
and I have a surgically my right
56:58
testicle. I had surgery on that one because
57:00
I had veins that were crossed in there, so it's always still a
57:03
little sensitive to this day. But I love my balls.
57:05
I mean with me the whole ride. Like, I would I
57:07
have no like, on watching
57:10
TV, Yes. It does I got you know, how did you not?
57:12
It's it's I I have to imagine
57:14
that, like, caveman did that when
57:16
they were just hanging out. Right? Like
57:17
Well, not even, like, scratching. I
57:20
typically will rest particularly my in
57:22
the winter, throw my hand down my pants and
57:24
just rest it It's always nice. You
57:26
just find it. Yeah. It's nothing sexual.
57:28
Yeah. It's not like a masturbatory thing. No.
57:30
No. It's it's not really his home base. for
57:32
your hand, I think. Yeah. I agree. gotta
57:34
be some shark tank product for that somewhere, something. I
57:36
love their balls. They love their
57:37
it has to be something. Mister one
57:39
mister wonderful is
57:40
really getting a lot of shit for this thing
57:42
too. me doing
57:43
wrong. I'm not really sure why he should've just
57:45
let you know. Prepared to fight. I've seen the comments
57:47
on his own, but Yeah. He's usually the front of a guy
57:49
with his down. He's owned it. I understood. Well,
57:51
the guy's parents were Compliance Why
57:54
is this person? I don't really know what like,
57:56
what else is he supposed to do from a research perspective?
57:58
I guess so. I mean, it seems like you're passively aggressively
58:00
criticizing the guy. Just saying this, you're
58:02
fine to say that. People are saying. No. Critics
58:05
will say whatever they want. Bring them
58:07
on. Alright. We'll talk about pair eyewear in a
58:09
moment.
58:10
Hello. Hey,
58:12
boy. Steven
58:13
Jenkins. Hi, Steve. He's here
58:15
at their Adelaide. How
58:16
are you? Oh, good night. Did you just talk to you, Steve? Oh, Steve. Yeah.
58:18
Yeah. For one rock
58:20
on to another, I do wanna
58:24
talk about revisit something that Colliname did a a couple of
58:26
episodes ago. And that was he
58:28
couldn't he was
58:30
seriously couldn't recall the name
58:32
of somebody at the Wilbur
58:34
who he quote unquote fronted for you
58:36
and did the right thing?
58:38
My idea is that He Long
58:40
was just a noise. two people.
58:42
Yeah. So often that
58:44
he it's routine for him and that he can't
58:46
remember people's names. because he's constantly going over
58:49
to Barstool and constantly getting
58:51
approval and constantly smoothing with
58:53
them because, you know, he's he's
58:55
planning his next He's planning his next, you know He's
58:57
not hearing music right now though, Steve. I I would like to know,
59:00
basically, Jacob. Maybe jump this time. Yeah.
59:02
I'm sorry? That's that's
59:06
not nice. He's
59:06
bring up a legitimate point, Dave. You wanna respond? It is inaccurate.
59:08
I don't deal with anybody above. I mean,
59:11
that's a true. You're fucking weird. You don't give
59:13
a mute. You just said nobody.
59:16
saying you're not Hobn numbing. It's I was basically about the side
59:18
of the brain is the only person ideal
59:20
meeting that that no one knew
59:24
about mean, it could Mike knew of a high gang. Okay. Okay. Everybody
59:26
stopped for a second. Everyone stopped for a second, Steve.
59:28
Dave. Hold on for a second. Mike. Let
59:30
me just ask you this. Okay. Is a is a
59:34
imparture Steven. I'm sorry, Steven. Steven, I'm sorry. You like Dave? You
59:36
like we all get along? Sure. In partial. I think
59:38
you did on your side. I like Steve is We'll even
59:40
shut up for you,
59:42
please. Steven. Steven,
59:43
yes. If thirty seconds
59:44
from now, Dave said, oh, I forgot there are
59:46
two other people I speak to a bar show all the time.
59:48
Would you be surprised if we made that admission thirty seconds
59:50
from now? I apologize, Dave, but
59:53
no no chance. Why am I saying that?
59:55
Because you just said, I don't talk to anybody. Because thirty seconds
59:57
later, if I was like, oh, I mean, you're like,
59:59
oh, okay. So
59:59
I'm saying what you are. Go ahead. I have a conclusion, Steven. I
1:00:02
mean, again, you're with I mean, look at this look at
1:00:04
this snake's phone right now. Take out his
1:00:06
phone -- Uh-huh. -- look at it and see
1:00:08
all the fucking contact
1:00:10
he has with Barstool, and fire
1:00:12
is fucking ass right now. I think the hell,
1:00:14
rock stocks. You are people at soup center.
1:00:16
play. Well, thank you for the call. Consider
1:00:18
it. over things. Yeah.
1:00:19
The kingpin Pete, friend of the show. Very
1:00:21
down. I'm calling it. Have you noticed down
1:00:23
on Dave right now? What
1:00:26
do you think of that? Don't say you don't care. We know you don't care. What's your
1:00:28
reaction? What's your reaction to that? It's painful
1:00:30
to hear. Forget it. I mean, if you're
1:00:32
not gonna be legitimate, have a look at
1:00:34
it. sitting.
1:00:36
What's your kingpin pet doesn't say?
1:00:38
He was just dad the same thing. He said he Was
1:00:40
the effect? Does does he listen to the show still?
1:00:43
Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know. He doesn't have
1:00:45
to. What did he say? Well, he said to the
1:00:47
first thing he said to me, I think when I saw
1:00:49
me the night was you
1:00:50
knew who that guy was at the Wilbur right that Kirk was talking about? Second, it
1:00:52
took me a minute. He's
1:00:53
like, I didn't really know right away, and he
1:00:55
goes, ah, co
1:00:58
mentorship. That's true. That's true. That is true. That was that was as angry as I bet.
1:01:00
Think it quiver. It was the lead. Like, it
1:01:02
was the description of it. I didn't remember. We
1:01:04
never really took me a while. You know,
1:01:08
listen, Conan. I couldn't even tell you when you were, like, part of
1:01:10
the thing that night though, Mike. You know what I mean? Like Dave should
1:01:12
know that. I wasn't part of the discussion. Part of the
1:01:14
thing that
1:01:16
night Yes. It was it was an email to me day later's
1:01:18
a day later, and it never even it
1:01:20
had really nothing to do with the actual event.
1:01:23
It was about was I annoyed? personal
1:01:25
situation. Was I annoyed? Yeah. You were annoyed. Take
1:01:28
Mexico. Chop.
1:01:29
Take Mexico. Please. So
1:01:33
annoying.
1:01:33
Good evening. Good evening. The one,
1:01:35
the only Kirk. Are we
1:01:38
still down for
1:01:40
Tina's talk? I just
1:01:42
wanna clear something up real quick. Sure. Sure.
1:01:44
You once upon a time, I
1:01:46
don't know if you recall this, but
1:01:48
you you asked my father in the morning when
1:01:51
you woke him up, if he still woke up with a heart on. Oh,
1:01:53
yeah. Yeah. Yes. I do remember. That was your father. You
1:01:55
live with your father. I'm surprised
1:01:57
to hear this. You're not surprised, you know
1:01:59
you know the deal. The thing
1:02:02
is he you just talked
1:02:04
about the vain thing. It was kind of the
1:02:06
same deal. him. Oh, is that
1:02:08
right? That's why that's why I'm
1:02:10
here because he couldn't
1:02:10
help. Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I
1:02:13
thought about it. Wonderful. Thank God for
1:02:15
seeing this. I wanna clear one
1:02:16
thing up with Mike Mike. I'm the guy that
1:02:18
was throwing the all of that
1:02:20
the day you got almost arrested. You
1:02:22
son of a bitch. That was the the the only minivan that
1:02:24
showed up. Yeah. I was very excited. Very
1:02:27
happy things are clear. Thank you very
1:02:29
much. Thank you. They rolled up
1:02:31
to you. happy that's cleared up, Mike. I was assumed it was an
1:02:33
enemy. No. They didn't realize it was a friend. You never
1:02:35
know. Yeah. You never know.
1:02:38
Hello.
1:02:38
Good
1:02:39
god. Hello. Hello.
1:02:42
Hello. Kirk, you have
1:02:45
your
1:02:45
little golf trivia? Yes,
1:02:47
people love that. I will do it.
1:02:49
Why not?
1:02:51
In which state
1:02:53
did pain, pain Stewart's plain
1:02:58
crash.
1:03:03
I wanna say one the Dakota's.
1:03:07
Which
1:03:09
one? South Dakota. Correct.
1:03:12
I mean, not
1:03:14
yes, but I'm glad I got the right.
1:03:16
Thank you very much.
1:03:19
the Thank
1:03:21
you. It's a meaningful call.
1:03:23
It's good stuff. I'm sure that's
1:03:25
gulf trivia necessarily. But I guess it
1:03:27
is in this realm
1:03:29
of very weird story. They flew, so they
1:03:31
lost like oxygen basically. They all died and
1:03:33
the plane was like, oh, it flew for like
1:03:35
a thousand miles.
1:03:38
Right. Very strange. Just a weird, you know, almost weird stories.
1:03:40
I don't know. Hello.
1:03:47
hello
1:03:48
Hello? Hello?
1:03:51
Okay, Dave. Goodbye.
1:03:53
They load up to Tiger
1:03:54
Woods three weekends in a row. Right? I mean,
1:03:56
that's sort of.
1:03:58
Yeah. PNC's fun
1:04:00
to watch though. Yeah. I'm
1:04:02
a little trolleywoods, though. Like, it
1:04:04
makes it kinda keeps me out. It's like almost
1:04:07
like virgin on pornographic, why some
1:04:09
of these guys master being over a twelve year
1:04:11
old playing golf. It makes me honestly uncomfortable. Well, it's we've come a long way
1:04:13
since doing it when Tiger was three or whatever. What
1:04:16
exactly I was gonna say is like like,
1:04:18
you know, Tiger
1:04:20
Woods like a child actor. Yeah. And, like, he's just gonna do this again
1:04:22
with this. I don't know. I mean, it sounds obviously great.
1:04:24
So what do I know? Hello?
1:04:27
hello Hello.
1:04:28
Hello. Hello,
1:04:32
sir.
1:04:32
Two important
1:04:35
things, of course, my good friend,
1:04:37
Michael Garys, and I see you last Wednesday. What do you have for dinner last night?
1:04:39
Remember, you saw my Gary
1:04:41
last Wednesday? Wednesday? Of
1:04:44
course,
1:04:44
it did. We're
1:04:45
old, old prints. Okay. What'd you ever do the
1:04:48
last night, Mike? Trying to figure who this is
1:04:50
now. Place pizza from a place
1:04:52
called, I believe, Max and Leo's. I
1:04:54
think it's called in Newton or in that
1:04:56
area. Yes. I know with that. Yeah. Yeah. How was it?
1:04:58
Very good. What kind of pizza? Pepperoni.
1:05:00
There were some others, but I stick with pepperoni.
1:05:02
Okay. Good. Good. Did you have
1:05:04
something else you want to say, Carter? Yeah.
1:05:07
The
1:05:08
other thing was for
1:05:10
whoever's
1:05:10
in the office, the lash
1:05:12
mama downstairs. She
1:05:13
said the horn is very
1:05:15
loud
1:05:15
from about seven to nine
1:05:18
AM. Oh, is that right now? Does last month make
1:05:20
you play about that, Dave? I haven't heard it
1:05:22
personally. Yeah. That's awesome. thank you, Steve.
1:05:24
Robins Steve Robinsons guy
1:05:26
downstairs in the is
1:05:28
always there. He's there tonight. Yep. He's
1:05:30
there a way. But, like, that
1:05:32
place wasn't open today.
1:05:34
It wasn't there when I got here this
1:05:36
afternoon. It wasn't there when you were. Right? No. But
1:05:38
he'll be, like, sometimes it's just weird. He's
1:05:40
just there. some people like to work at night? No. I don't think this is paperwork. I
1:05:42
respect that. The place was not rocking out as much
1:05:44
as they usually I heard a brief thing about ten
1:05:46
minutes ago, and that
1:05:48
was it. They load up
1:05:50
Dave. They're
1:05:50
load up. Alright. Hello. Hello? Yes. Good
1:05:54
evening. I have questions
1:05:56
for blind Mike. You serious?
1:06:01
First question.
1:06:03
How funny
1:06:04
does missus Gary get on a regular basis?
1:06:06
Okay. I need that. Oh, well,
1:06:08
it's a fair question. How
1:06:12
horny Mike does your mom get on a regular
1:06:14
basis? Can I use a standard one to
1:06:16
ten scale? Well, I would say also, like, just give me
1:06:18
a standard. Like, I would say Thanksgiving
1:06:20
is a weird day. Like, maybe the day after, like, three PM.
1:06:22
It's a regular time. How horny would you
1:06:25
be? One, we're talking, you know,
1:06:27
sandpaper, ten, we're talking, you know,
1:06:29
the river is flowing. I would think four, frankly.
1:06:31
I'm guessing It's fairly It is fairly, you know.
1:06:33
Okay. It's good. It's just a voice Something It's
1:06:35
just a deviant. It all hours of time. Sure. Yeah.
1:06:37
Sure. Yeah. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure.
1:06:39
Sure. You know. rubbing herself in front of you to dinner table or suggestion.
1:06:41
Right. No. That's my knowledge anyway. That's good. Yes. Yeah. Okay.
1:06:44
Well, there you go. Mike
1:06:46
says four. Second
1:06:50
question. Please please spell it out.
1:06:54
What's that? How often
1:06:56
does alpha get diarrhea on
1:06:59
a regular basis and get around
1:07:01
the bowel mia? Okay. Hold on. So
1:07:03
okay. So again, a basis, Mike. I say, Guy, we guess not often though.
1:07:05
Well, after mom and miss specifically, we've only
1:07:07
held together once. And it was everything
1:07:10
was fine. your knowledge. my
1:07:12
knowledge. And I'm sure she's gonna share one
1:07:14
bathroom. She's about She's gonna broadcast that. I
1:07:16
wouldn't think No. But it gives me a We're one
1:07:18
bathroom apartment.
1:07:20
I would probably have some idea of what's going on. So not regular.
1:07:22
No. It's real. Zero out of the time. Yes. Okay.
1:07:24
Good. Well, that's good news. Yes. How
1:07:26
was other
1:07:28
warthog doing? Doing well. You see him over the break and you must've been back home. I
1:07:30
didn't oh, I'm but we're not from the same place. We're
1:07:32
college bros. Oh, he's not from Western Mass.
1:07:34
No. Oh, where's he from? Outside
1:07:36
of Plymouth. Oh,
1:07:38
okay. Hello. A lucky town. down
1:07:41
Certainly. Hello. Oh,
1:07:49
hello Hello. Oh boy. What's that? They're getting on and
1:07:51
then dropping. Okay? Maybe
1:07:53
they're nervous. Hello. Hello. What's
1:07:55
up? Mischievous. To work
1:07:58
outside with
1:07:58
that wench or no? They're engaged.
1:08:00
Oh,
1:08:01
is that true? Oh, yes. Have I not said that before?
1:08:03
No. My god. Is that really true? Yeah.
1:08:05
Oh, Jesus. Poor Wardhug. What
1:08:07
is he doing? Why would he enjoy the rest of
1:08:09
his life? He couldn't have knocked up. There's no way that that that
1:08:11
that barren woman could produce children. Is
1:08:14
the science wouldn't
1:08:16
allow that? I don't know anything
1:08:18
about her womb. No. The science would simply reach out to me. I don't know if there is a
1:08:21
gods. I
1:08:24
don't know. Would the world be a better place
1:08:26
if Warthog had a son or a daughter, honestly? Better? Yeah. No. That's what I mean. I don't
1:08:28
think it would be
1:08:29
worse though. He's a
1:08:32
nice man. He
1:08:33
does look like somebody who would see
1:08:35
the mugshot for being a pedophile though. Just look I'm say, yes. He looks that.
1:08:37
I'll tell you it's hard
1:08:39
as someone who saw
1:08:43
only his picture before meeting him. Yeah. I understand
1:08:45
what you're saying. That's yeah. I'm gonna
1:08:47
say yes. I like I
1:08:49
like Boardwalk. I'm just saying Like, you know, those guys, if
1:08:51
you got arrested, you'd be like, oh, no. Yeah. I can see.
1:08:53
That makes sense. I don't like to agree with
1:08:55
you guys. He's a great man. Great.
1:08:57
Yeah. For if we're talking photographic
1:09:00
evidence home, Yes. I understand what you're saying.
1:09:02
It was like, oh, portal has these great ideas. Dave, they load up. Hold on. You just got these great
1:09:04
ideas. There was
1:09:07
two steps ahead. I mean, if you've ever heard
1:09:09
fucking clamor and warthawk together, why is it not a higher warthawk yet? Right. I'm surprised clamor
1:09:11
hasn't been lobbying for that. Like, gone into
1:09:13
Erica's office and said, you gotta hear
1:09:16
this episode. He's got a
1:09:18
real clout there. He should be like, hey, listen. Like, I'm fucking because we put the of us together just do
1:09:20
ten fifteen podcasts together and see what
1:09:22
hits. So I haven't seen any other films.
1:09:27
Yeah. I mean, I should be like, I he
1:09:29
did text me the other day, actually. Mhmm. And I
1:09:31
think just not talking
1:09:34
about this subject at all. Rene, we just said three
1:09:36
hundred thirty down, thirty five
1:09:38
to go. You guys don't Like
1:09:41
like like, what's that, dude? So I was
1:09:43
at the end of the day. He slept
1:09:45
more than a month ago. Unbelievable.
1:09:47
I asked I'll I'll pose
1:09:49
the same question. I posed to him.
1:09:51
If if not for COVID. The warthogs are a climber. I pose
1:09:54
this to the warthogs. Okay. But about clamor.
1:09:58
Mhmm. If not for COVID, how far does that
1:09:59
project go? I don't know. I I
1:10:02
wouldn't say this. I
1:10:02
wouldn't tell what Comer will
1:10:05
do it now. They said it. It would
1:10:07
be very funny if he just did an episode on December
1:10:09
thirty one, and acted like he did it.
1:10:11
Yeah. I mean, he just went to see a
1:10:13
movie. He was like, yep. I get it and then went over some
1:10:15
stuff in October or November just made the whole thing. I
1:10:17
think you should do it at the start of every
1:10:19
year, but get a different disease.
1:10:22
Is everything like I got the bird
1:10:24
flu. Yeah. I picked her out of cancer. It's
1:10:26
a bitch. I'm just gonna stop this year.
1:10:30
or just say every year he's gonna do it, just stop. Like,
1:10:32
just stop in February
1:10:34
or March
1:10:35
or whatever. Hello? Hey. Yo.
1:10:37
I
1:10:38
have a question for Colleen. Yes. David Colleen. Yep. I have
1:10:40
a like so you make probably
1:10:42
around the same amount
1:10:43
of money as me?
1:10:44
I'm
1:10:46
just assuming. And you have a problem
1:10:48
just giving, I don't know, a dollar
1:10:50
or two, maybe five to someone that, like,
1:10:53
services you. on a regular basis. Like Oh,
1:10:55
that wasn't the that wasn't the poor problem. It wasn't the problem
1:10:57
giving the money. It was not knowing when to give the money and then
1:10:59
feeling like I missed
1:11:03
out. Like, I haven't done it in years, so now I have
1:11:05
anxiety over. We'll just don't do it instead of
1:11:07
start, which is weird. That
1:11:10
was the tipping thing, I
1:11:11
believe. It doesn't even don't.
1:11:12
Why don't you just
1:11:14
don't you don't drink? Like,
1:11:16
if you get a coffee, like,
1:11:19
you do a dollar drink. or, like,
1:11:21
the change
1:11:21
or whatever. I've just never tipped somebody when I'm buying like, when I'm getting one
1:11:23
coffee, don't get the answer. The only thing is that I kept
1:11:25
The only thing I would say is I also I
1:11:28
also don't I never
1:11:30
have cash with me. So, like, I'd have to be Are you using cash in this situation? No. What's guys have changed? Like, I'm not gonna you
1:11:32
know, it's like whatever. It's two sixty to give three bucks.
1:11:34
fairness. Like, if I go get a drink
1:11:36
at I'm
1:11:39
always tipping a dollar for every drink. I just that's something I've
1:11:41
always done,
1:11:42
so I what I got. What I
1:11:44
meant?
1:11:44
go were meant I
1:11:47
don't know. But why don't I do that with other things? I don't know. Go talk to
1:11:49
your fucking shrink. Go talk to your priest about it.
1:11:51
We like your Hello? Yeah. If you're pan
1:11:53
with a card, I feel like you should
1:11:55
feel no guilt. Well, the end of the night, you
1:11:57
you leave a tip. Right? Or no? I'm saying it like Dunkin' Donuts or something. They're not expecting you to add a tip to
1:11:59
the You're not obligated every time. I just grew this
1:12:01
call. Thanks for the call. You're not obligated every
1:12:04
time to somebody
1:12:06
talking about a dollar tip. No. But if you're paying with us,
1:12:08
because if you go every day, you know, whatever.
1:12:10
Almost every day, it's two hundred fifty three bucks
1:12:12
a year. I ain't gonna did do that. That's how
1:12:14
it does make you think bit. think. of year, you give
1:12:17
a nice tip. Everyone's so awesome,
1:12:19
would ever feel like not
1:12:22
all, but you guys not part of that for everybody, but
1:12:24
I feel like absolutely not. Alright. I'll just say
1:12:26
I feel more of a connection with the
1:12:28
person who gives me coffee every day than I
1:12:31
do with my mailman. or Okay. I don't
1:12:32
like that you prefaced
1:12:33
that with I'll just say it.
1:12:35
Like, there's a pause. Don't
1:12:39
even cancel. Hit the comment section if you must. But I'm
1:12:42
gonna say it. You said earlier,
1:12:44
he's brave. I'm throwing
1:12:46
caution to the wind here.
1:12:49
Just I just say it. Just I'll just say it. I
1:12:51
know you're thinking I don't have
1:12:53
the guts to come out
1:12:55
and say it. like
1:12:58
my Dunkin' Donuts First in North White House. Colony's always criticized for not having a brain, but once in a while, take a take
1:13:02
on the big issue.
1:13:06
Male man verse fucking coffee
1:13:08
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1:13:11
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you'd mentioned before why Howard was doing that.
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He's showing HBO. There's a couple
1:14:22
of things. One he's been mentioning.
1:14:24
big time lately about in Emmy. I think he's
1:14:26
really trying to nail it in Emmy. You nailed it. You nailed it. Good good for you. Yeah.
1:14:31
Yep. Yep. That's it. That by the way, they'll give a fuck about that. Why would
1:14:33
you give a shit about any of this then? But he's
1:14:35
right. You know the stern. That makes
1:14:37
sense. That's a good that's
1:14:39
a good call. And he he he really thinks he
1:14:41
should be in the rock and roll hall of fame. It isn't Spruce friends
1:14:43
with, like, Beyond winner. Are
1:14:46
they Oh, Ray friends
1:14:48
who? Wait. Wait. Wait. because Turdey tried
1:14:50
being a rock and roll, hall of fame. Yeah. Yes. He's yes. He absolutely
1:14:54
feels that way. He's just he probably says he's broken in a lot of these guys.
1:14:56
And Yeah. I mean, he's absolutely yeah. Like,
1:14:58
but, like, what let me ask you, what what
1:15:00
would be the case for stern being called for stern
1:15:02
being in the hall of fame? Like, who is he
1:15:05
who
1:15:05
was he helped out musically? Like, what band became a big hit because
1:15:07
of him or got out there? So so I don't think that
1:15:09
he is. But
1:15:12
his case would be going back only to
1:15:14
Bondi. AJOVY. I know what he always says that he he yep. So and,
1:15:16
you know, he would say he
1:15:18
invented he invented what is unplugged
1:15:22
Oh, no. I'm having people playing studios. Oh,
1:15:24
you he's talked about those things all
1:15:26
the time, you know, even the band
1:15:28
of losers, beating every other band came in there
1:15:30
each -- Sure. -- to be done promoting. So We
1:15:32
got yeah. Questions for you today? Good
1:15:34
point with Miami though. Okay. Yeah.
1:15:36
I
1:15:37
have a couple of trivia questions, but Dave,
1:15:39
just famous history. Lately, though.
1:15:42
I will say. Yeah.
1:15:45
Not
1:15:45
too much dates. Do
1:15:47
you know how about how about seventy six?
1:15:49
public july fourth seventeen seventy
1:15:51
six July
1:15:52
fourth seventeen seventy six is
1:15:55
Oh, look at the computer,
1:15:59
Dave. Hands
1:16:00
up. July fourth. I don't know.
1:16:02
Oh
1:16:02
my god. Really? July
1:16:04
fourth. Yep.
1:16:07
It's gonna be something like No. Hold on. It's Independence Day, so
1:16:09
it's gotta be something like declaration of
1:16:11
independence related. There
1:16:14
you go. So it's Cool. Sign the declaration of a
1:16:16
new thing. something good. It's all good
1:16:18
trouble. Wait. What was that? What was the
1:16:21
other one? What did he what did he
1:16:23
say? Dave is Dave idling, like, really dumb
1:16:25
and clairvoyant at the same time we could see
1:16:27
location, but yet also
1:16:30
never gets the answers. Right? know, he said something. He was a character.
1:16:32
He was building something. He was
1:16:34
mauling something. He's on the phone.
1:16:36
No. He was saying something
1:16:38
under his breath or something. You
1:16:40
say he was saying something? We were talking over him
1:16:42
as he was saying something. because he gave you the hand signals. Sorry. Repeat yourself. Yes,
1:16:46
please. Go ahead. Yep.
1:16:48
the about November twenty
1:16:51
second nineteen sixty three? November twenty second
1:16:53
number twenty
1:16:55
nineteen sixty three. No
1:16:58
clue.
1:16:58
Take a
1:16:59
guess. Yes. It's no fun if you don't guess. It's
1:17:01
a harder one, but you know You'll know when he
1:17:04
says
1:17:05
it. November
1:17:08
twenty second. Like the wish I like the whispering that the
1:17:10
brain is doing now. Like, he's they just seem like he's grinding the sword out. No. I'm thinking
1:17:12
of, like, what came
1:17:14
up in no this
1:17:16
November when one came up recently, there was
1:17:18
an anniversary. They missed a story. Yeah. Next year, I've been better off of that, but yeah. But What
1:17:20
do we do last week?
1:17:22
That was an anniversary of something?
1:17:26
We all celebrate it. It's one of my
1:17:28
favorite holidays of the year. No. It must have
1:17:30
been in, like, another year with Harry. It's a
1:17:32
different cake. He loves it. It
1:17:34
must have been A news article. Yeah. I think there's a news article. It's
1:17:36
got a remembrance of something. Yep. So I don't so I can't remember.
1:17:38
a guess. So you can't do that. I think a guess. I can't
1:17:40
think of anything that happened to nobody ever
1:17:42
the history. We'll wear helmets that day.
1:17:44
you have to guess. I have
1:17:46
no idea. I don't guess it's a Harbor. I don't fucking know. Pearl Harbor. There you go. The the Jonathan Kennedy
1:17:49
was assessed.
1:17:52
Wow. Okay. Okay.
1:17:52
How about how about how about December?
1:17:54
Even your world get more you
1:18:00
want? what do you mean come up? Like, in
1:18:02
a news article. I'm reading the news, so I would think I would remember, like, in, like, in, like, the in, like, your
1:18:04
daily periodical newspaper. Yeah. Like, it
1:18:06
would say, like, if you're in
1:18:09
on the Daily Mail or New York Post, it would
1:18:12
say, like It was the postquel on a year. Kennedy, dead.
1:18:14
It would be it would be some kind of article. I would
1:18:16
say, would say more than
1:18:18
sixty years. The fiftieth universe is a bunch of documentaries. I remember my dad and I watched a whole bunch of them. I'm super into
1:18:20
that, so I pay attention.
1:18:22
So I do notice it, but
1:18:25
But
1:18:25
I mean, I think it's crazy. You didn't know III think really Yeah. Next one
1:18:28
last one. Hey. Well, I have a couple more.
1:18:30
But next one, it was December seventh nineteen forty
1:18:32
one. Nineteen
1:18:37
forty
1:18:39
one. Uh-huh. Mhmm. It's
1:18:44
coming up. They lives on. And by the way,
1:18:46
it's Pearl Harbor. You got it. You got it.
1:18:48
You got it. You should just
1:18:50
guess Pearl Harbor Harbor. I saw your
1:18:53
Merck. I actually wasn't gonna say it, but
1:18:55
I knew had just me say Fifteen later, Warren. There
1:18:59
you go.
1:19:00
Alright. Thank you, Colin.
1:19:02
Good
1:19:02
caller. Hello. Hey, good evening, Kirk. You got
1:19:05
a quick
1:19:08
trivia question for you. Let's do it. I I gotta get ready for
1:19:10
Tuesday then you go. I'm a little gas right now. I'm a little worried about my energy level for Tuesday. And you need a theme
1:19:12
song. I think they play theme songs for you as
1:19:14
you come out. Yeah. Jeff Jeff, we got the whole
1:19:18
fucking Jeff sends out a one
1:19:20
second call. Is it loaded up,
1:19:22
Dave? No. No.
1:19:23
No. Hold on. Jeff
1:19:25
sends out a text. Please send the guest you
1:19:27
have in here by tonight. He wants a VIP list, a
1:19:29
guest
1:19:29
list. Rico sends six p bottle if he's kidding or
1:19:31
not with these names. So
1:19:35
maybe I don't know what tonight tonight? This is no. It's
1:19:37
a team at hand. You're not
1:19:38
a team at hand. Nine forty eight this morning. And
1:19:40
I just said this is a recess
1:19:42
for me, my pal, Jeff. It's a business
1:19:44
trip. more stopped in undefeated season.
1:19:46
Friends are distraction all be alone. Like, I'm not like, we're there to win. I'm not there to hang out with my
1:19:51
buddies. Right. Right. Like, hey, Andy, what's up? Like, no.
1:19:53
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Like, we're here to win. There's a business trip. Yeah. You can buy a ticket,
1:19:55
Andy. No. Exactly. Or don't. Like,
1:19:58
I get my own problems. Go
1:20:00
ahead. Are you announcing your
1:20:02
walk in music? Or is that a No. I'm not a big reveal. No. No. No. No. No. Your God damn people are right there. No. You're too
1:20:04
good for us. You might have to go
1:20:06
now. You'll be Max and Leo's. Oh my
1:20:08
goodness. about
1:20:11
that? Would you have liked to gone not to do the live show before, but
1:20:13
would you like to go to the dozen live? Did we ask
1:20:15
you that? Well, you're absolutely welcome to go to
1:20:17
that too. We can get in there. alone is a real Pavin
1:20:19
me the devil wants you to go wherever you if they don't,
1:20:21
that's also fine. Don't worry about it. If you don't wanna go,
1:20:23
don't go. Life is too short, if I can
1:20:25
go to the trip, if you don't wanna help you. Well, you you have to.
1:20:27
You work, you know, for this mic has its own
1:20:29
blind mic done. Maybe it's a live show
1:20:32
going against us then.
1:20:34
Yes. Hello, Quincy on Tuesday.
1:20:36
Oh, that's right. Jesus. Hello. Hey, Kirk.
1:20:38
Good evening. Good evening. Hey, I have a quick two of your
1:20:39
question for you. Go ahead.
1:20:40
they're quick trivia question for us which
1:20:44
NFL city hosted
1:20:46
two PGA major championships. The
1:20:49
first one was
1:20:52
nineteen twelve PGA or
1:20:54
US Open, and the second was the nineteen thirty four PGA Championship. Which NFL
1:21:00
NFL stadium? Yes. I mean, St.
1:21:02
Louis has
1:21:02
hosted a couple of them as
1:21:03
well, by the way.
1:21:06
them
1:21:08
Not Saint
1:21:09
Louis. Saint Louis is held. They've had two PGAs
1:21:11
there, but that's fine. which
1:21:15
nineteen twelve and which NFL City Al Pittsburgh.
1:21:19
Nope. What
1:21:21
nope
1:21:21
when is it? Buffalo. Okay. It's
1:21:23
a terrible
1:21:24
question. Go
1:21:24
away. Yeah. Take care. What's a doctor
1:21:26
question? Your NASA. We're also gonna
1:21:29
have
1:21:29
people tweet us
1:21:31
like, actually, also Oh, they're right. Oakland.
1:21:33
Yeah. Hello. I figured it was the East Coast at
1:21:35
that point in our
1:21:38
nation's history, but yeah.
1:21:40
Hello. Hey,
1:21:41
Kirk. I just have a few questions. Oh, okay. You should
1:21:43
ask them. don't
1:21:43
know if you turned it tuned
1:21:46
into
1:21:46
the stream on Saturday, but I
1:21:50
think her leadership is paying off with Rico because he
1:21:52
stayed for the whole stream stream with
1:21:54
a certain third stream quarterback who
1:21:57
may have stolen some valor. Oh, is
1:21:59
that
1:21:59
right? Yeah. The whole stream he was
1:22:01
there with Khan. I'm stunned at that.
1:22:04
Wow. He hates
1:22:06
Khan's. Is
1:22:06
he? Oh, yeah. Wait a couple of years.
1:22:08
Why didn't you walk
1:22:10
out of the what's
1:22:12
that, buddy? He walked out of
1:22:14
the stream last year in the same exact situation. So I don't know. Somewhat your leadership, I
1:22:20
think it's find the pain off of
1:22:22
him. Somebody sent
1:22:22
me Rico's list of enemies, so I know who it should be colonized with. It's kinda like
1:22:24
me. It's sort of
1:22:27
this ever evolving thing. but I
1:22:29
you know, he's just he's you know, I just
1:22:31
wanna be updated. I appreciate that. I mean, yeah, I appreciate that in his end. He's some maturity, I guess.
1:22:33
I suppose that's a
1:22:35
good thing. Yeah. Rico is
1:22:37
plugging the shit out of Black Friday, merch. He is. He is doing a great job. He is doing a fantastic job.
1:22:39
He's good. He goes the greatest. I
1:22:42
love him. Any movement on
1:22:44
Rico's contract
1:22:46
or anything? Not to my knowledge. That doesn't
1:22:48
mean it's, you know, we just wish
1:22:50
Happy Birthday to Miley Cyrus I
1:22:53
saw. to be classy. That's right. You said it to her. Wow. So yeah.
1:22:55
It must be true. Hello. Party in the USA? rt
1:22:59
news What
1:23:01
the fuck?
1:23:02
What are you listening
1:23:04
to?
1:23:04
fuck would you listen to
1:23:06
R
1:23:09
and C. So I'm guessing noose channels, some kind. Jerry,
1:23:11
by any chance?
1:23:17
What's going on,
1:23:17
Jerry? Anything there or no? Thanks for the call. Nothing that
1:23:19
I've seen. Not that I'm aware of. Okay. Be a big
1:23:22
week this week, I would
1:23:24
think. I don't know.
1:23:26
Was anything going on there? When's that
1:23:28
horse or walker thing?
1:23:29
Is that next week? December. Oh. Yeah. It was early December. I don't
1:23:31
remember the date. Mhmm. Okay. Hello. though
1:23:35
Hi. Good evening.
1:23:35
This is
1:23:37
Blaine Mike's Lufa.
1:23:39
Mike's
1:23:39
Rufa. Lufa, I
1:23:42
believe, So Oh.
1:23:44
I'm fine. He got me in the shower to
1:23:46
put soap all over his body. That's
1:23:48
what he told me. ordering more
1:23:50
data for them. This is your job. Yeah. Learn more data from deodorant project. Yeah.
1:23:52
Yeah. That's my job. Oh, okay. The
1:23:55
Yeah. I'm like, why have
1:23:57
you never ever told us about this? It hasn't really come up. I you
1:23:59
don't ask enough of my my hour activity. true, I
1:24:02
guess. So yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. Please tell
1:24:05
us about it. Yeah.
1:24:06
So I was just curious, like, when
1:24:08
you use the the commode
1:24:11
or the toilet, do
1:24:13
you have to lift up the toilet
1:24:15
seat before you go or is there a
1:24:17
yep?
1:24:17
You're asking Mike this or me this.
1:24:19
I'm sorry. Mike. Oh, please wait. You
1:24:21
should know the answer to that question. And you've you've established
1:24:24
that, but I would think that you
1:24:26
would then know the answer to that question,
1:24:28
though. Well,
1:24:30
I'm sleeping
1:24:30
the other way in the shower side. Right. Oh,
1:24:32
that's true. I should know that. Oh, yeah.
1:24:34
That's true. The fuck you a lot. You guys need
1:24:36
me to first of this thing, this job
1:24:38
seriously at If the seat in my house is usually down, is
1:24:41
that the question? Would you would
1:24:43
you have to lift it? Do you leave it
1:24:45
down or down? I'm gonna keep it in the seat
1:24:47
in the house. Yeah.
1:24:49
Afterwards, you have
1:24:50
to place it back down or you leave it up? I'm very good about it. I always leave it down.
1:24:52
Oh, okay. Good morning.
1:24:54
Thank you. Bye.
1:24:55
Thank you, Donna. Good
1:24:59
to
1:24:59
poiler. Yeah. That must be
1:25:01
nice to
1:25:02
have. Oh, loofah? Yeah. Yes.
1:25:04
My wife is here. Yeah. It's very nice.
1:25:06
Although I really do enjoy the shower, the
1:25:08
the isolation, the quiet. I think I'm just saying you have aloof in there
1:25:10
would be too much. Yeah. I'm kind of my guy. Too big.
1:25:13
Yeah. He Look at a
1:25:15
lot going on. Yeah. she
1:25:18
seems a little nosy, frankly. So, you know, I can't understand the fuck up. She usually have a job at this Yeah. Hello.
1:25:25
So
1:25:25
this blind fuck, Mike. Oh, no. Mhmm. What the
1:25:27
fuck can he earn from this fucking website show
1:25:29
at his versus be in
1:25:32
your host? k?
1:25:35
What's him? Tell me
1:25:36
motherfucker. You fucking
1:25:39
tell
1:25:39
me. I I
1:25:42
I'm fucking I'm fucking done. You're done.
1:25:44
Don't he's done. That way.
1:25:45
No. I don't think there's a movie quote. I'm Yeah.
1:25:48
I think I must have
1:25:50
missed it. I don't know. Hello?
1:25:53
Yeah. Mike
1:25:56
Mike, in
1:25:56
your early days on the show,
1:25:58
you always talked about
1:25:59
Spoken Lead. You
1:26:01
didn't feel bored with that.
1:26:03
I didn't I didn't I didn't I always talk about that. Yeah. When
1:26:05
you guys moved into
1:26:08
the new the
1:26:11
new studio, Kirk, had to say, don't be blazing up
1:26:13
and That's true. That's true. I don't remember that.
1:26:15
That's a controversial episode. We had to throw my bong
1:26:17
away and hold from the are you still doing
1:26:19
this frequently, my grandma? frequently know.
1:26:21
I have a vape pet in the house that's pretty much it.
1:26:23
Okay. That's good. Yeah. You, Dave? No.
1:26:26
Aspen. Alright.
1:26:26
Yeah. No. I'm sorry. Thank
1:26:30
you
1:26:30
for the call. Good question.
1:26:32
more
1:26:35
Important questions. Hello? Hello.
1:26:39
Goodbye. Okay.
1:26:40
Hello.
1:26:45
Hey, Chuck. How
1:26:46
are you doing? Great. Hey. It's
1:26:50
nipples. Just
1:26:52
gonna say, I'm I have
1:26:53
to miss a joke, someone on all in. I just wanna let you know that.
1:26:55
So Who's this? This
1:26:58
is fine. about call
1:27:00
Who this is the nipples? Oh, Carly is assisted. Well, I mean, what
1:27:02
I don't know what what's live there? actually gonna do, Dave. I
1:27:04
mean, if this is a problem for Are you gonna know
1:27:07
that I'm not there to to help the
1:27:10
show. So you're gonna be boring in
1:27:12
Florida instead of in Boston
1:27:15
that you're saying? Yes. Okay. Well,
1:27:17
let's keep it approved. It's great.
1:27:19
Sound like that in. Like, he's a good
1:27:21
season good. So you're playing golf in floor. That's nice today.
1:27:23
Geez. I'm jealous. He's gone.
1:27:25
the
1:27:26
Oh, good. just update. But the
1:27:27
people of Boris don't know that. Yeah. It's not good for
1:27:29
cheeky monkey or
1:27:30
I would imagine Jeff's gonna cancel the
1:27:33
whole thing. There's gonna be some technical issues. would think
1:27:35
so. And you said Jeff stressed out. He's been at this
1:27:37
thing. I've noticed these things. He does this thing
1:27:39
where, like, something's going on.
1:27:41
He does like that. You need any help, but he
1:27:43
kinda rubs his hands together and looks around, like, waiting
1:27:45
to beat that thing. Oh, is that right? Yeah. So
1:27:47
they gotta hate more than that where it's, like,
1:27:49
do you do? Like, you you're a
1:27:52
fan of the show. Just enjoy the live show. Well,
1:27:54
he's just offering us it's a nice thing. He means,
1:27:56
well, Would
1:27:58
you imagine if you walked
1:27:59
into, like, a restaurant did that to the waiter?
1:28:02
Why did you need anything back in? What's going on? Like,
1:28:04
what? It's
1:28:07
almost insulting, I think, the day. It's it's helpful at the end when
1:28:09
we're packing up. And by the way, he is far
1:28:11
more that way
1:28:14
with Dave than with Steve. Dave approachability --
1:28:16
Yeah. --
1:28:16
that Steve did not have. Don't remember Steve at that
1:28:18
first. I've said this to this first Mauna Waski
1:28:20
Show looked like
1:28:23
a man completely hinged. But he was sweating
1:28:25
meanwhile, it was negative seventy outside. He was just,
1:28:28
like, mentally breaking
1:28:30
down. Something wasn't working Korado
1:28:33
is there. It was a whole fucking scene. Jesus.
1:28:35
Hello. That's to be part of the action. That's true. Yeah.
1:28:38
We appreciate it. Hello.
1:28:40
You guys have tremendously iraq nipples, though. That is
1:28:42
true, Dave. And all after iraq. Every time
1:28:46
you see him, But was it specifically the last time? I think you'd cut the Eiffel
1:28:48
Tower in half. If you put that or if he's going
1:28:50
to Florida, I think you can knock down the
1:28:53
there's Eiffel Tower at Epcot,
1:28:56
isn't there? sure there is. You should do that.
1:28:58
Yeah. I think they should have him do that. That'd be interesting display. Like, he's floating around like Cinderella and he just
1:29:01
cuts things with
1:29:04
his nipples. We add that to his agenda.
1:29:06
Why not? He'd be one of those guys golfing too,
1:29:09
like a talker. A chatter? Yeah. Just like, oh, yeah. You
1:29:11
know, I haven't you know what? I do with
1:29:14
my sliced to fair, my God. Just please.
1:29:16
You at
1:29:19
the minivan golf tournament, you
1:29:21
should be in a foursome
1:29:22
of them. Oh, that would be probably one of the worst foursome scenarios for me. I
1:29:24
mean, if you
1:29:26
get a razzy answer, that
1:29:28
would He's a wonderful guy. He's
1:29:30
a charity, so it's gonna whoever spends the most money. charity, do you think or something? Yeah. Whoever spends the
1:29:32
most money gets
1:29:35
the golf with you. Let's say,
1:29:37
I wanna golf with you or Mike
1:29:39
or something. Brian said imagine. So Hello. What the way you eat your seven iron? Hello?
1:29:41
the seminar hello
1:29:44
Hello? Yes.
1:29:45
Yeah.
1:29:46
Does Jeff realize
1:29:48
he needs to
1:29:51
rig the first match so your team
1:29:53
advances. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
1:29:55
No. No. Not too worried about it.
1:29:59
Goodbye.
1:30:00
That's ridiculous that
1:30:03
question. Tullya?
1:30:04
ridiculous Guy,
1:30:06
the idea of yes hello Dave. Yes. Hello. Jeffrey
1:30:08
Low, trivia time. Hey, Chris. Hey, Jeff. How are you
1:30:10
doing? You ready? Yeah, Jeff. I'm ready. Sure. Okay. That's
1:30:14
nineteen eight nine TV
1:30:16
show the debut of nineteen eighty
1:30:18
four ran for six seasons, had characters named Buddy Ellin
1:30:21
and Adam. Name that show.
1:30:23
debut in eight
1:30:25
nineteen eighty four ran for
1:30:27
six seasons? Yeah. And the
1:30:29
character's names were who,
1:30:31
Jeff? I'm sorry. Buddy,
1:30:32
Ellen, and Adam.
1:30:34
add Ancillary Patterson. This
1:30:36
was not a
1:30:38
network show. Correct or no?
1:30:41
It
1:30:41
was the network show.
1:30:42
It was. I thought it was Charles and Charge for a second. Oh, yeah. Brooklyn Road. Brooklyn,
1:30:48
Newboy, neighborhood. lives
1:30:51
upstairs and it's understood. He's there.
1:30:53
to take good care of
1:30:56
me. Lucky's one of
1:30:58
the family. He Chose in charge of
1:31:00
our days and
1:31:03
our nights. Chose
1:31:06
a charge of our rums
1:31:08
and our ryes. Now I
1:31:10
see Charles in charge of
1:31:13
me. What's that, Jeff?
1:31:14
I'm sorry. Nicole Egger, total float.
1:31:16
Now I I work with a coworker from
1:31:18
the Brooklyn area who said that Scapeo's
1:31:23
brother wasn't bad news bad
1:31:23
the whole time. It was not bad news bad
1:31:26
news bears. He was the bad news bears
1:31:28
sequel. Sorry. William Blair. Yeah.
1:31:30
Jimmy Jimmy Bayo. Is that right?
1:31:33
Jimmy Bayl. Now this coworker's father ate from No. Is that
1:31:35
right? sacred. Oh, is that right? Wow. Yeah. He's an
1:31:37
asshole. Come back. Come
1:31:39
back. Come back. I
1:31:43
mean, what he did, I'm sure, was probably
1:31:45
your second worst thing in the world
1:31:47
as far as committing to a
1:31:49
podcast and then deciding, you
1:31:51
just wanna drink the rest of the nine
1:31:53
months. But, Joe, you mean to go back. Well, that it is what it is. Interesting. Okay, Jeff. Well, I
1:31:56
appreciate the time.
1:31:59
Alright.
1:31:59
Yeah. Well, I might need to come here. I
1:32:02
might call back, going on the popcorn. Very entertaining. Feel like it. Sorry, Jeff. Thank you. It doesn't seem that stressed.
1:32:05
zuma trust
1:32:07
Voo boy lives downstairs. It lives upstick. Get the theme
1:32:09
song from Muji. Okay. Are you
1:32:11
familiar with that show? Mike or not?
1:32:13
I know the theme song very well.
1:32:15
Yeah. But I don't know the
1:32:17
show. Hey, it was like the not the housekeeper, but he was like
1:32:19
the what was he for these kids? Like, almost
1:32:23
like a nanny. Like the the male live
1:32:26
in Nancy. In the age of Yeah. Was that like, can you believe a male, Nancy? Yeah. A lot
1:32:28
of jokes. Okay.
1:32:30
Yeah. Maybe old preferred The
1:32:33
dad from animal house was the
1:32:35
dad. k. The mom was joined at Kerns from going pink. Sister. Sister. and
1:32:40
the cold I grew everybody
1:32:42
loved my cold I grew at that point and and, like, when I was, like, fourteen.
1:32:45
And
1:32:48
the neighborhood. It's downstairs and
1:32:50
it's understood. He's there just to take
1:32:52
good care
1:32:56
of me. like he's
1:33:00
one of the
1:33:04
family. Oh,
1:33:05
Bethune. Stubs in charge of
1:33:07
our rooms and
1:33:10
our rights. And then
1:33:15
I won't charge. But it's weird to me
1:33:17
the woman who's screaming she wants trials in
1:33:19
charge of her. Is it
1:33:21
something from the kid's
1:33:24
perspective, maybe? Yes. Even It's
1:33:26
so weird, though. Alright. Thank you. Oh, that was when canceled because of bail. Which one did he say was attractive?
1:33:32
Nicole anchored. She was everybody's
1:33:34
favorite, that she was in the movie blowing away with the quarries when she was naked. And in high school,
1:33:36
that VCR tape
1:33:39
passed around like Wild
1:33:42
fries. Is that right? Oh my. It was like, we found out. And everybody was before,
1:33:44
like, there was the Internet, but you
1:33:46
like, every kid knew it was, like,
1:33:48
they do the internet but yeah like every kid news
1:33:51
every kid in boy in high school America
1:33:51
somehow knew at the same time. Right. And it
1:33:54
was just, like, I remember just getting it one
1:33:56
day and
1:33:58
bringing it home and just, like, thinking about it all day, it was in my backpack, and
1:34:00
I was sitting there and, you know, whatever,
1:34:02
whoever. I don't know whoever was who
1:34:05
would have been? Businesses
1:34:07
class or whatever. and thinking
1:34:10
I'm gonna be thirty minutes from now
1:34:12
before basketball practice. I'm gonna go home
1:34:14
and masturbate to this video. You know
1:34:16
what? I did. Shane, there's no moments
1:34:18
like that anymore. You know, it's gone. That is the equivalent. I always say that's the equivalent
1:34:21
of of
1:34:24
the old I walked up the school in the
1:34:26
snow five miles back and, like, I masturbated without the Internet. Yeah. Like, I'm proud
1:34:28
of it as you should be. Yeah. We're we
1:34:30
are the last generation that we really say that.
1:34:34
I never really had to. I
1:34:36
don't think. It was always there. Yeah. There's
1:34:38
a possibility. This was pure imagination. I think
1:34:40
that's why the great art came from
1:34:42
from from
1:34:43
people like that. Hello. Yes. So who did
1:34:45
Josie Davis play in 90210
1:34:51
She played Well,
1:34:53
she was at the end.
1:34:55
She was a David girlfriend losing out to Donna
1:35:01
Josie Davis played. I just don't remember her name. She had, like, spiky hair. I
1:35:03
didn't really like her. What was her
1:35:06
name?
1:35:07
Kinda lesbian look. I
1:35:09
don't know about that, but it
1:35:11
was the nineties. What was her name? This is
1:35:13
Rae
1:35:13
Pruitt. My name is Rae Pruitt. I beat
1:35:16
my girl. I
1:35:18
know Ray,
1:35:18
but what is we all know that. But what was the name
1:35:21
of Josie Davis's character? Well, I
1:35:23
tell Dave
1:35:23
to look it up.
1:35:25
Alright. Thank you very much. You
1:35:27
know, look. So I like that. He
1:35:29
was disgusted by you asking them. Well, I had
1:35:31
some relationship with a crew journalist
1:35:33
to question. I mentioned the
1:35:36
answer. Hello? Kirk, hey.
1:35:37
What's up? Brock and Ryan. Hey, Brock.
1:35:40
Can
1:35:40
arroyo we
1:35:42
ibrahim
1:35:43
that help desk, ma'am? What's
1:35:44
up? Camille Desmond. A couple of jokes.
1:35:46
Camille, yeah. Thank you. Go ahead. Hey, Kirk. Why did
1:35:48
I brought
1:35:49
why did I princess Diana
1:35:51
cross the road? Why
1:35:53
did Princess Diana cross the
1:35:56
road? BECAUSE
1:36:00
She wasn't wearing her
1:36:02
seat belt. So Ben, it's kinda funny. God. It's not
1:36:04
funny. I got
1:36:05
one more I got one more
1:36:07
for you. Yeah.
1:36:11
Mhmm. Mike? Yes.
1:36:13
What's the
1:36:14
hardest part of eating
1:36:18
a vegetable? Mhmm. I
1:36:19
don't
1:36:20
know. Getting her
1:36:22
out of the wheelchair. It's
1:36:26
ridiculous. I knew it penis related. I didn't know which go. Sultans.
1:36:32
Sick Bronson. We'll take
1:36:34
one more. That's really inappropriate.
1:36:36
We don't condone
1:36:39
that. Kirby? Hello. Kirk,
1:36:42
so
1:36:42
much pressure being the quintessential one more when there's always
1:36:47
a couple more. Mhmm.
1:36:49
So I I will say, I think that I'm the true most dudley because
1:36:51
I would say
1:36:52
my claim to fame might
1:36:54
be your only black man. back
1:36:59
to me. Great year. What's such?
1:37:00
Great year. We have several
1:37:01
black fans, I think. Two or three, at least.
1:37:03
Yeah. Do you because because
1:37:05
this this is this is why I'm I'm truly calling
1:37:07
because I'm celebrating my fortieth birthday this year.
1:37:09
It happens to be when your next
1:37:12
live show is, so I'm
1:37:14
thinking about going, but it's always
1:37:16
awkward being around a lot of drunk white people
1:37:18
-- Mhmm. -- because they don't wanna touch your hair. Sure. Sure. Sure. So Yeah. I understand.
1:37:20
Have you seen
1:37:23
another black person at at
1:37:25
Kirkman and his hand
1:37:27
show, that's number one. Number two.
1:37:28
Okay.
1:37:30
the I don't think so, but
1:37:31
I don't think of I'm not like you. I'm about to find by race. I look at
1:37:34
it when I just see human beings. Right. Yeah. I don't
1:37:36
know. You
1:37:38
see you see people. I I That's what I that's what I love about Good white paying
1:37:40
customers. I think so. I mean, James Worthing's been
1:37:42
to a few shows in our past. Number
1:37:48
number two. Mhmm. And this this is
1:37:50
I think that this has come up
1:37:53
a couple of times. The calls have fallen off a little
1:37:55
bit, and I'm not helping by any means. No.
1:37:58
You're fine. But the calls are falling off.
1:37:59
Well,
1:38:01
we'll see how it goes. Now you're doing really
1:38:03
well. You're great. Yes. You're the best
1:38:05
golfer really good. You're a really
1:38:07
good golfer. You don't mean
1:38:08
talk about getting off without the
1:38:11
Internet.
1:38:11
I'm amazed. I'm amazed at how good you are. It's a
1:38:13
good Well, I'm I should I should I'm not amazed
1:38:15
at whether great. Right. Right. Go ahead. A
1:38:18
clean and articulation. articulation. Yeah. It's true. I I think if if get
1:38:20
back to
1:38:22
some and you
1:38:24
guys to have
1:38:26
it with the Sunday Yes. You do right. think that's right.
1:38:32
You don't have great
1:38:33
calls anymore because it's, like, the most unpredictable schedule where What do you
1:38:35
want me to do? What do you what do you want
1:38:37
me to do? Right. So what do you want me
1:38:40
to do? We're
1:38:42
doing Right. Right. We're we're
1:38:44
we're we're we're we're we're we're
1:38:46
we're we're really good callers. Like,
1:38:49
tonight at the fight, it's fine.
1:38:51
It's they're fine. Don't worry. Don't don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Sir,
1:38:53
as a man who was here when we
1:38:55
recorded at the
1:38:57
same time, five days a week, go back and listen to some of
1:38:59
these calls. Things are always better, you know,
1:39:02
things are always better when you look
1:39:04
back in retrospect. Like I like
1:39:06
I always say thank you for the call. appreciate that.
1:39:08
Yeah, that's fine. We'll take this call.
1:39:10
I would just say that
1:39:11
like like I
1:39:14
would say Mike, Like, everyone, mister Steve, now. Right.
1:39:16
But remember when Dave Dave, we're not a
1:39:18
fans, mister said, oh, I love Dave. Yeah.
1:39:20
Steve's sucked in that. It's it's
1:39:22
the way it is. It's cyclical. Of
1:39:24
course.
1:39:25
Hello. Kathy Lopez.
1:39:27
Hey, Jeff. This two thousand
1:39:29
seven film featuring to
1:39:31
me Moore is this crowd
1:39:34
as a well respected businessman is
1:39:36
sometimes controlled by his murder
1:39:39
and mayhem loving Holter ego.
1:39:41
Name that film. Mister Brooks,
1:39:43
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Feel good, Jeff. Stop
1:39:45
you.
1:39:45
Jeff, do you have an issue with any
1:39:47
of your guys
1:39:49
on on my team having a absurd amount
1:39:51
of VIP requests. Thirty forty people Oh, it's not
1:39:54
absurd. Because wait till you hear them
1:39:56
about Thursday.
1:39:58
Is that old fucking coverable boy. Is that true? Is
1:40:00
that true, Jeff, or no? Yeah.
1:40:02
He's got his his lip
1:40:05
as long as Kathy drink and buddy.
1:40:07
I think he's lost something else.
1:40:09
But yeah. Okay.
1:40:11
Well, you you seem very nervous,
1:40:13
Jeff, preoccupied about getting the
1:40:15
the basically getting the trains on time here. You seem very concerned about this
1:40:17
show. No? Yeah. I was talking to some
1:40:19
people at the stream today. I don't know if you
1:40:21
watched the stream. I watched somebody. Yeah. I got what
1:40:24
you said. basically, I I
1:40:26
said to somebody I gotta write three matches tonight. Very stressed. Were there any quarterbacks watching the stream
1:40:28
this weekend? Some have called and said
1:40:30
that you were watching, or not you,
1:40:32
but you,
1:40:34
Jeff. Yeah. This will hang up with third
1:40:36
string
1:40:36
quarterback. I have no comments
1:40:39
on that. Okay. Thank you, Jeff.
1:40:41
It's good to talk to you. I
1:40:43
also III kind of identify
1:40:45
that as a trigger. Jeff, you Jeff identifies
1:40:48
as a do Jeff. You'll
1:40:50
see me, guys, so you'll call me back in. Jeff, I got to find that as a trigger. Okay. And, you know, if you want your
1:40:52
team to tip top
1:40:54
mental team, then maybe, oh,
1:40:58
fucking ploy with the fire. You know what I'm saying? No. He's
1:41:00
the mattress, playing around. Oh, Jeff, I know Jeff,
1:41:02
I know that you would advise people
1:41:05
on Kirk's Day in Q nine. Never to never raise
1:41:07
their voice to the captain of the team. Correct?
1:41:09
Well, right. The madame Jeffee Law,
1:41:11
I was the
1:41:14
most successful. trading region with the regions instead,
1:41:16
that British widow, go with
1:41:18
the glasses. She's fucking MRI.
1:41:21
Yeah, Robert. Yeah. Yeah.
1:41:23
Okay. Oh, I'll look I mean Taylor
1:41:25
Beck is buried. I suppose that's true. Yeah. I guess that's true. You're right. Well, okay, Jeff. Thank
1:41:27
you very much. I apologize. Yeah. I know. I haven't
1:41:30
seen people die that since
1:41:32
they drank this vaulted up
1:41:34
in the corner house. Okay. Try in the middle. The
1:41:37
middle of the
1:41:40
next stage. Jeff seems like he
1:41:41
really hates Comer. I didn't know about that. Yeah. No. He's usually a realtor. say
1:41:44
politically correct.
1:41:48
But down the middle. Yeah. Doesn't try to rock
1:41:50
the boat too much, but I mean, he seemed very triggered about this, I think, insane VIP
1:41:52
request from one of the
1:41:55
guys in my team. Yeah.
1:41:57
Big Eve is a soldier. Right. Like, Big Eve would not invite anybody. Like,
1:41:59
if I said the Big Eve, you didn't go to the
1:42:01
bathroom in your pants, so I'll show
1:42:03
he'll do it. But
1:42:05
do you think Rico could be thinking? If it is Rico that you're accused of? Rico. Obviously, it's Rico. I mean, it's a joke. It's not eve
1:42:08
yet. So
1:42:12
Do you think Rico's just saying we want
1:42:15
the place packed with minifans as you said? Well, I think it squeezed six more in whatever it
1:42:17
was. So now he's
1:42:19
saying Dante is invited Maybe
1:42:22
it was lost. trying to offset that. Rico's offsetting
1:42:25
the the Dante fanatics.
1:42:27
Sure. You know, which I'm sure
1:42:29
they're Legion, but I don't know I don't
1:42:31
know. So who knows? I also don't know. What is this those
1:42:33
guys going to Milton's on Tuesday? I haven't
1:42:35
heard anything yet. I I think it's
1:42:37
a wild card on when they get in. Mildes wanna make some
1:42:39
real money and put these shirts on sale. So that's damn straight. No
1:42:41
kidding. Ajeez. That were comfortable, but oh,
1:42:43
no. Milles obviously is the greatest close in the
1:42:45
world. Get moving there right now. Go to milton's
1:42:48
dot com. go this week. By the
1:42:50
way, if you're a minifin, and then we got minifin, I'm sure traveling from all over on Tuesday, I would think. Right? by
1:42:52
chestnut Hill or or in chestnut
1:42:54
Hill or or in chestnut Hill or
1:42:58
social applause and brain chief are coming down from a social
1:43:00
or growing to mall, their newest location, which
1:43:02
it's one of the things. I think that things
1:43:04
have been around for, like, almost a year now.
1:43:06
Right? Probably a year. No. Was it earlier this year? Did it open? Oh, was it?
1:43:08
I can't remember. I think so. Yeah. But go there
1:43:10
and check it out as well. And and
1:43:12
that's a nice little closing
1:43:14
your show up at the at the
1:43:16
live event on Tuesday, I'm happy to see
1:43:19
people like that. I'm building stuff on. That's for sure. Oh,
1:43:20
I beg your pardon, Elizabeth. In
1:43:23
me the whole show. Oh, I
1:43:26
don't know what that is. I'm glad you
1:43:28
got it out. Oh, god. So go
1:43:30
to miltons dot com. Again, buy one,
1:43:32
get one free suit event, of course, all
1:43:35
the great clothes. your those. Fairety, I love those shirts as
1:43:37
well. Can't wait to go back. We're back at some point. I
1:43:39
would think before the year's out.
1:43:42
I hope so anyway. go to milton's dot com or go one of their
1:43:44
fun shows. I wanna see some other fans there on Tuesday.
1:43:46
I want some pictures. I want them representing. And when
1:43:49
you go thank them. and tell them to show essentially
1:43:51
that they like hearing that. It's good for their business.
1:43:53
We're
1:43:53
we're glad they're back next year. We're not thrilled
1:43:55
that there are more Dana Beers guys in Kirkman
1:43:57
and Hancock. everything's hard not to be. I always
1:43:59
say.
1:43:59
Maybe the beer's tweet about me the other day, though, but
1:44:02
you've lived your night, so I appreciate that. I
1:44:03
liked it. like
1:44:05
Dana Beers, like Dana Cathy, maybe the
1:44:07
same person. Maybe it's like a like a that's almost like a sitcom. Beers. Who's that
1:44:10
who's that dude? Oh,
1:44:12
Jesus. your
1:44:14
job.
1:44:14
I mean Yeah.
1:44:16
I'm gonna ask you too
1:44:18
much. Sorry. There
1:44:19
he is. Nice.
1:44:21
What's that? Dana beer. Go to
1:44:23
milleds dot com, please.
1:44:25
I think Dana Katz
1:44:28
is related to Dan. You know
1:44:30
Dan Katz has Newton roots here. Very close name. That's interesting. I don't know the answer to that. That's a good I never
1:44:32
thought of that.
1:44:35
That's a good question. We'll
1:44:37
get to the bottom of that and more as the
1:44:39
week goes on. Tomorrow well, you listen us if you're listening us tomorrow, Monday, we'll be in
1:44:41
we'll see you on two, a lot
1:44:43
of you on Tuesday. Mike,
1:44:46
I'm back at the end of the week, all the blind mic dot net. He's got
1:44:49
a lot of stuff up there. He's got a show up there
1:44:51
tomorrow if you're watching, man, or today
1:44:53
if you're listening to the podcast on Monday. go listen to that if you wanna pause us
1:44:55
and listen to it or listen to it after whatever you like. It's
1:44:58
a nice companion piece. These guys are making fun of the
1:45:00
deaf, the
1:45:02
blind. That's right. I can do it. That's true. You are allowed to. I've earned that right. I
1:45:04
agree with that. Dave, anything on your end?
1:45:06
No. Nothing. No. More work to do?
1:45:08
work you do Got
1:45:10
some work to do for sure. Alright. We will see some
1:45:12
of you at the cheeky monkey. We're
1:45:14
going to show at the cheeky monkey,
1:45:16
which again seems like
1:45:18
the kind of place that if it
1:45:20
was nineteen seventy six, the colonel will be, you know,
1:45:22
nervously driving around a few times while sort of sweating and getting
1:45:25
excited. Based on
1:45:27
the name or the name. Isn't it? Oh,
1:45:29
yeah. There's a deal with that. Like, you know, should I shake Chase this urge or not?
1:45:31
Like, it's like a lifetime
1:45:35
movie. Oh, oh, that we're
1:45:37
out of here. Not
1:45:40
quite. Hello?
1:45:40
quite
1:45:41
hello
1:45:47
Get out of your
1:45:49
car,
1:45:49
sir? Or, ma'am, we're getting the
1:45:51
the ass down. What's this
1:45:53
on this? Jackilo. Jackilo. Jackilo, meet her out. Was
1:45:56
that Jeff? Jumping
1:45:59
low, niche round.
1:45:59
niche round, though. Yeah. We are we we struggle with
1:46:02
this one. Oh, no. Yeah. But go ahead. Yeah. No. I
1:46:05
don't know how hard this is. because I'm reading off the fucking
1:46:07
Google Street, which is what I do most of
1:46:10
the time anyway. But what is the name
1:46:12
of Jack McKay's girlfriend in
1:46:14
the third season? Just before he
1:46:16
died. That's a
1:46:18
christine pettett. k. Who wore the same dress to
1:46:20
the
1:46:21
Springdale?
1:46:24
Springdale Kelly. Valerie,
1:46:25
Kelly. Kelly and Donna.
1:46:27
Brenda and Donna. Kelly and and Brenda wore the same dress.
1:46:32
Okay. Which
1:46:35
person did not
1:46:35
get married over the course
1:46:37
of the show? Andrea Dillon
1:46:39
Brenda Steve. Andrea
1:46:40
Dillon Brenda, did
1:46:43
not get married. She was she was, of
1:46:45
course, engaged to Stuart Carson, but they did not get married. Her dad Larry his dad Larry
1:46:47
Carson was a big real
1:46:50
estate magnum in the year.
1:46:52
Which
1:46:53
one of the original characters remained a
1:46:55
version of the longest? Oh, Donna Martin. Go
1:46:59
ahead. We're here. I think that's all I got
1:47:01
here on this on this. Yeah. I can't tell you, Kirk. You're driving. Are you,
1:47:03
Jeffrey, though? Always
1:47:07
driving. Okay. The only time I get along. It's comfort. I put on the
1:47:09
line with it. I put on the line. That
1:47:11
was good. That was
1:47:14
good. Yeah. IIIII
1:47:16
tweet, you're not alone. I looked into the lila.
1:47:18
What's gonna do that? How about the stickers?
1:47:20
How about the stickers pie, Jeff? I'm hearing
1:47:22
a lot about this. You wanna talk about that for a moment or no? Yeah. It's the my the
1:47:25
mocking. The mocking. I I don't know.
1:47:27
I'm asking you a legitimate question, Jeff.
1:47:29
Don't be so sensitive. Jesus. Well, yeah.
1:47:31
I mean, look at I
1:47:34
I got, you know, some
1:47:36
Slack would you know, I
1:47:38
also follow fed people's TikTok influencer. Uh-huh.
1:47:41
So yeah. For recipe, which I stand behind. What goes in the stickers pie other
1:47:43
than the obvious? So I'm curious. What what Knickers ice
1:47:45
cream and cool if you're making it to,
1:47:47
like, a Froleo, and
1:47:51
he throws some pieces in there. Very, very good. That sounds pretty
1:47:53
good. Awesome.
1:47:54
Wouldn't look like the time. I'm thinking about
1:47:56
the two pieces. Okay. I don't think
1:47:58
you did. Pieces in there,
1:47:59
you're saying? You cut
1:48:01
up knicker pieces. Yeah. Oh, you say it's got a thicker thicker
1:48:03
thicker. Uh-huh. No. Go ahead. No.
1:48:06
No. Please. No. Please.
1:48:07
Christmas watch, Jeff. Christmas,
1:48:10
I
1:48:11
think you're not doing my pizza bomb. Very
1:48:13
simple. Okay. What's
1:48:15
that? It's a pizza
1:48:16
bomb. It says basically a
1:48:20
cracker roll -- Uh-huh. -- with the ingredients
1:48:22
of a pizza, season the top bacon in
1:48:24
the oven, the delicious. Oh, I've
1:48:25
never had that. Well, that sounds pretty good. I've
1:48:27
never had that. That sound good though. Yeah. I would I would like to experience that
1:48:29
with you, Jeff, if that's possible. Yeah. Listen. It beats goose goose and take every nice
1:48:32
little vlog about
1:48:34
that. True, Jeff. It's oddly Being serious,
1:48:37
angry actions. That's so good. Seres
1:48:39
Timothy, very triggered tonight.
1:48:41
Relax. You're a lot of friends.
1:48:43
Yeah. Okay. You're
1:48:43
right. Oh, I see you today. Alright. See you,
1:48:46
Jeff. It doesn't always listen to a reason that
1:48:48
Jeff
1:48:48
though he was a reason budget deal deal
1:48:50
with. Yeah. I
1:48:51
saw a lot of people were saying, hey, Jeff, with Rico,
1:48:53
Bosco, I should've done one massive. Jeff, this Rico
1:48:55
head is is making snickers pie.
1:48:57
Is that right there? Yes. That is correct. Okay. And
1:48:59
he was getting taking shit for it? I didn't see too much shit,
1:49:01
but I saw his how to video, which is
1:49:03
nice. I'm a yeah. I have to
1:49:05
say I'm a big snickers guy. I would
1:49:08
eat them. nor am I. Although Snickers Ice
1:49:10
Cream Oh, it's good. Not as bad. Like, the
1:49:12
ice cream bar, like,
1:49:15
there's a there's a actual, like, brand?
1:49:17
Like They they
1:49:18
have, like, actual ice cream. Oh, yeah. You do
1:49:20
that. And
1:49:21
that's not bad. Okay.
1:49:23
There you go. What
1:49:25
better That wasn't true. Mike dies in the
1:49:28
way home until last interview. Of course, you have to buy my project.
1:49:30
Let's live on forever. Craig do Quincy without you. Is that
1:49:32
a you
1:49:34
have to finish. Oh, Craig will be I mean, he'll
1:49:36
be yes. By the way, folks,
1:49:38
if I die, unsubscribe because Craig will
1:49:40
be keep Yeah. That's true. That money will
1:49:43
be funneling in. That's a good point. We will see some people at the cheeky monkey in Boston at five
1:49:45
o'clock on Tuesday. Get
1:49:47
moving there. Get we'll
1:49:50
probably be there before a little bit takes some pictures
1:49:52
after and whenever we'll have a good time. Good and been a fan experience. I can see a
1:49:54
good crazy crowd. blind mic dot net, of course, and we will talk to you
1:49:56
on Tuesday
1:49:59
in
1:49:59
Massachusetts. in This
1:50:01
was
1:50:03
pretty reprehensible. I I
1:50:04
don't know how it can
1:50:07
be anybody's idea or humor.
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