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Hey, hey, lurid listeners. Welcome back
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to the Kiss Me Quick's Erotica
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Podcast. This is your
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host, Rose Caraway. Big
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Daddy is unable to join us today.
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He is out
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slaying dragons, so it's just
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you and me and
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a new kind
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of KMQ episode.
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I've got something new. I kind of want to, I
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was explaining it to Big Daddy yesterday, I kind
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of want to raw dog you guys with it.
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So I hope that you'll, I
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hope you'll be cool. I think you'll have fun. I know
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I'm going to have fun. Today's
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story is going to be a
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little different. I
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kind of had an
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epiphany in August and
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it occurred to me, you know, I don't
0:52
get to really fully share like
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my sexuality with you guys. You
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kind of know, like, especially if
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you've been listening to the show,
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certainly from the beginning, but I pull
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the stories that
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I write from dreams that I have.
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So actual dreams that I have, that's
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where I get all
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the stories that I write for the show. So
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I thought, you know, I'm, I'm
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sitting out there in my apiary and
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I'm just thinking and kind of chewing
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on this idea. Why haven't
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I like fully shared
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that part of myself
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with you guys? Like my Lord listeners, the
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people that I trust the most. I
1:42
know you trust me to have a good time. So I
1:45
feel like it's time, maybe
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it's overdue. So
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I put together a little blog
1:51
post because this is what I'm going to do
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moving forward to fill the space for you
1:56
guys because I feel bad we're, we're not
1:58
as regular. So I'd like do this every
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week. I can. Maybe
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even twice a week. I don't know. I've got so many
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dreams. Like I'm not short on these. So
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that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to
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put together a blog post and I'm going to
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read it to you to better
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explain what to expect. And
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then I'm going to jump right into the
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actual dream that I had been
2:21
journaling on the day of this
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epiphany because I just feel like
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it was, that's how I'm supposed
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to do it. So that's what
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I'm going to do. So if
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you have subscribed to our newsletter
2:34
at the Kiss Me Quicks dot
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com, you will get this
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delivered to your inbox. So
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here I go. Here is the
2:43
introduction to this Dreamtime KMQ
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episode. I'm titling it pulling
2:47
the covers back on Dreamtime,
2:49
a writer's journey
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into unfiltered creativity.
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Here we go. In
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the quiet moments between the
3:00
episodes of life, we
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often search for inspiration, don't we?
3:05
A connection to
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our innermost creative selves. For
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me, this takes the form
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of a ritual I've practiced for
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many years. My
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morning dream time journaling. Do
3:20
you remember your dreams? What
3:22
tales did they tell? Do you
3:24
ever write them down? Do you
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ever try to find meaning in your dreams?
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How often do you dream about sex?
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Have you ever experienced the
3:35
eerie embrace of a night terror
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where you're aware of being in a
3:40
dream yet you're unable to wake up?
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I've captured some of those haunting moments
3:46
in my journals. Do
3:48
you ever dream on purpose to
3:50
further a story along or to
3:53
solve a plot problem or
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to find just the right dialogue between
3:57
characters? I sure do. Dreamtime
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has always been a sort
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of sanctuary for me, from
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my childhood to the present.
4:09
It's the realm where I
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run free in landscapes heavily
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entwined with the wild threads
4:16
of my sexuality. It's
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a place I've never entirely
4:22
opened up about, a
4:24
territory I've kept preciously
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guarded until now. For
4:29
over a decade, I've been the
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voice behind the Kiss Me Quakes
4:33
Erotica podcast, weaving and
4:36
narrating sensual tales to
4:38
my lurid listeners. And
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recently, I've been contemplating
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a few things—my spiritual
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self, my erotic
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self, my writerly
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self, and the Kiss Me
4:51
Quakes podcast. This year,
4:54
on August 22nd, at about 6.30
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in the morning, after I'd finished
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journaling, an epiphany struck.
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I've never fully exposed my erotic
5:05
self to my lurid listeners. Why
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is that? I've
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interviewed numerous authors and listened
5:13
to dozens more discussing
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their writing habits, techniques,
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methods, and strategies. I've
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always found it fascinating to learn how
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other writers write. I've
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also purchased and read probably
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far too many how-to-write reference
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books, all in an effort
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to write better. And
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this exposure has helped me add
5:37
to my writer's toolbox, but
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I have yet to encounter a
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kindred spirit who shares
5:45
my seemingly unorthodox approach
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to writing. Anyways,
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whether or not I'm some
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kind of writerly unicorn, it's
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high time I shared these
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unedited dreams of mine. because
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I believe it'll be fun. Plus,
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you'll get more frequent KMQ
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episodes instead of waiting around for me
6:07
to rework, rewrite, and edit
6:09
a professionally prepared story. But
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I wonder, are you,
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my beautiful KMQ Lord listeners,
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up for this level of intimacy?
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Because this is crazy, exciting,
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unfiltered, unedited characters
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and plotlines play
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out within the erotic
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dreamtime recesses of my
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mind. I
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ask you this because while you
6:36
are presumably an adult who already
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enjoys the erotic storytelling content Big
6:41
Daddy and I provide on the
6:43
podcast, this
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new dreamtime experience
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is going to show you how
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the sausage is made, so to speak.
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What I have in mind is not going to
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be like me showing you a bunch of boring
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baby pictures or dozens of tedious
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vacation pictures. This will
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be us having a little fun
7:05
with me reading to you exactly
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the kind of thing I read to
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my husband all those
7:12
years ago that inspired to
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think we should do a
7:16
podcast. It's
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between our normal KMQ
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episodes that I'm inviting
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you to experience my
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adventuresome erotic dreams in
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their rawest form, unfiltered
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and unedited. I'll
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read to you directly from my journals,
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whether it's a mere page or
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an extensive narrative spanning 10 or
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even 20 pages. Sometimes
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that's how the dreams are. For privacy,
7:44
however, the names of
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friends and family will be altered,
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except for dreams where my husband
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Big Daddy appears. But
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when it comes to movie stars or
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other famous figures, all
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bets are off, their
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names will remain as
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they often play an integral
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part in my dreamscapes. So
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let me pull back the covers
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and invite you into the treasure
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trove of my erotic mind. My
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dream time. Okay,
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so that's the blog post that you're going to get. Now
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I'm going to open up my journal. I got to put
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my iPad away. I'm going to drop it on
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the floor. Here's a thud. Okay,
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and then I got to
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open my book. Okay. The
8:36
cat was laying on it earlier, so it
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opens really much to the right page. Okay.
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All right. So this is
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an untitled dream that I had
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on August, well, the morning of
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during that fabulous REM sleep, the
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morning of August 27, 22nd this
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year. Here we go. I'm going
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to turn the light up
8:59
so I can read it right in purple ink. So
9:01
it's hard to see in a red room.
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Okay. So
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maybe before I get started,
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if you're not doing anything good, sit
9:12
down, maybe even just close your eyes, try
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to put yourself
9:18
in dream time. Like lay
9:20
down, close your eyes. I know we do
9:22
this all the time with our stories. Like
9:24
let me inject you with this, but seriously,
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this is actually the dream.
9:29
As fresh as it was, I opened
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my eyes. I got up. I went
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to my desk. I grabbed my journal,
9:36
my pen, turned my light on and
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sat down and wrote. I did not
9:40
have any coffee before doing this. So
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I know I'm so selling it, but
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just trust me, close your eyes, sit down, try
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to put
9:50
yourself in dream time as I read this to
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you. Here we go. A
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priestess is helping me get ready. Suburbia.
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Home. She's
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carrying a deli-wrapped steak.
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It's an expensive slice. I
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can tell by the bougie butcher paper. I'm
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undressing while she waits. We
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are trying to lure a werewolf.
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She is the breeder of werewolves and
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knows that the one I have chosen
10:23
is on its way to me. She
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puts my small dog into another
10:28
room but recommends that my neighbor
10:31
watches the dog for the night. It's
10:33
too tempting a morsel for the werewolf.
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I agree and she makes the call for
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me. I'm nervous. Things
10:41
could go horribly wrong if the werewolf doesn't
10:43
choose to mate with me. Instead
10:46
of just one love bite, it
10:49
could very easily maim or kill
10:51
me instead. But I
10:53
trust the priestess. That
10:55
she's made a good match in us. She
10:58
told me that he was here. Her
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bond with the creature was still in
11:03
effect. But then I hear
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a howl. The howl
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is low, smooth,
11:11
a hunter approaching, on
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the scent for me. It's
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proof that I have chosen well and the
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sound of it wraps around my bones, quickens
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my heart rate. I
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yank down my panties and then slide into
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bed. The priestess
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unwraps the stake and after I've settled
11:28
beneath the covers, she places
11:30
the fatty edge into my mouth.
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Another howl comes. He's
11:36
closer. For a second, I
11:38
see fear flash in the priestess'
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eyes. She needs to leave and
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take my dog to the neighbor. Time
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is running short. My love will
11:47
be here soon. I
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worry that the doors are locked. The
11:52
priestess says, yes, he must break into
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the house as he must break your skin.
11:56
A shiver runs down
11:58
my spine. A howl comes again. This
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time I know he has found my street. She
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scoops up my dog and leaves. I wait. I
12:07
close my eyes, seized by fear. I feel the
12:09
pain of the window.
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I close my eyes, seized by
12:28
fear. I feel the
12:30
beast's gaze through the window. I
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let the saliva fill my mouth
12:35
and then push the warm fluid
12:37
out using my tongue. The
12:40
steak-stained fluid runs down my
12:42
chin, the sides of my
12:44
cheeks. Another howl comes,
12:46
this time vibrating against my eardrums
12:49
until they itch deep
12:51
inside. It's a different sound this
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time. Excitement places the
12:55
animal's voice and I can
12:58
only squeeze my eyes closed
13:00
tighter. I must not
13:02
make eye contact. In
13:04
this form, werewolves will not
13:06
stand for it unless they
13:08
are made it to you. Then they
13:10
desire it most. They
13:13
need you to see the monster that
13:15
they are. If I
13:17
were to open my eyes before he claims
13:19
me, if I see his inhumanity,
13:21
he would shred me to pieces.
13:25
My bedroom window shatters, glass flies
13:27
onto my bed. I am
13:29
shivering. Some sound escapes
13:32
my meat-stuffed mouth. I
13:35
know the werewolf has hurt me. It
13:37
growls as it climbs onto my
13:39
bed, testing my resolve. Hot
13:42
breath blasts against my face
13:45
as it licks the steak saliva from
13:47
my now sweaty skin. As
13:50
it rakes my blankets slowly down
13:52
to expose the rest of my
13:55
vulnerable body, I want
13:57
to scream. Pain suddenly
13:59
falls. This ears my shoulder, down
14:01
my ribs, across my thigh,
14:03
as the beasts' claws draw
14:06
blood. This will
14:08
result in scars, I know. I
14:11
want them. I want all the scars.
14:13
And if this ceremony goes as
14:16
planned, we will both revel
14:18
in his marks for hundreds of
14:20
years to come. The
14:24
stake is ripped from my mouth. Together
14:27
we chew. Him, the larger portion,
14:30
me, the bit of fatty edge,
14:33
and my teeth had been sunken into. My
14:35
skin erupts and goosebumps, and
14:38
the textures of his long, rough
14:40
fur is balmy,
14:43
hot, stake-laden breath,
14:46
and his very heavy weight comes
14:48
down upon me. He's
14:50
sniffing for the perfect place to bite me now.
14:54
Still, I must keep my eyes
14:56
closed. I must allow him
14:58
to choose me. I
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wait. Wherever he
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bites, it will be perfect.
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Our love will be perfection.
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Suburbia will never be the
15:11
same. That's
15:19
it. That's the dream I had.
15:22
And if I were
15:24
to make
15:26
this into a K.M.Q. episode, there
15:30
are parts of it that feel very
15:32
visceral, and I would expound on those.
15:35
I would definitely add, you know,
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obvious sex in there, but I
15:40
don't know if I would want it
15:42
to be with the werewolf or
15:44
have him change after maybe he
15:47
bites me into a man. And
15:49
then we sort of seal the deal with
15:52
some, you know, huntin' sweaty sex. So
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this is my jumping off point. This
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is the type of dream that I have. the
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time. I've got journals and journals
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and journals of these things and
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I want to share them with you at
16:08
least once a week to
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fill the spaces where in between
16:12
our regular KMQ episodes. I hope
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that's okay with you. I'm ready
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to do it. I'm finally ready.
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I'm braving this new path and
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I hope that you'll you'll join me. If you
16:25
want to reach out to me,
16:27
follow me on Twitter at the
16:29
KMQ or at Rose Caraway. Subscribe
16:31
to our newsletter at the
16:34
kissmequicks.com. You can email
16:36
me the
16:38
[email protected]. You can I don't
16:40
know write in the comment
16:43
section of the blog post
16:45
that you get in your
16:47
email. Ask me questions. You
16:51
know if you are a
16:54
dream analyzer and you want to
16:56
analyze that dream, go
16:58
for it. If
17:00
I had spicy food the night before, I don't
17:02
know. If I it's whatever is going on. I
17:05
always have that
17:07
type of dream. There's
17:09
there whether it's monsters, whether it's
17:11
this high action adventure scene like
17:14
you guys know with Pariah. Those
17:16
were all dreams every step of the way. Here
17:18
we are. This is what I want to give
17:20
you guys
17:24
now. 12 years later
17:26
since 2011 and
17:28
I'm finally like burying
17:31
myself bare. I'm
17:34
opening my journals to you and
17:37
sharing something that is
17:40
very precious to me. Like
17:44
I said I was a little bit afraid to
17:46
do that because judgment
17:49
I guess or I just don't
17:51
hear people particularly writers who
17:53
say oh yeah this was a total dream
17:55
and I and I wrote the book about
17:57
it or I wrote the story. Maybe
18:00
there's a childishness that I thought
18:03
you would feel in it
18:05
or something. I don't know. It's
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ridiculous. It's silly, right? Fear is
18:10
the worst killer of all dreams
18:12
and whatnot. So
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yeah, there's my dream that I
18:17
had on August 22nd. And
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I've already got the next one picked
18:22
out and I'm really excited about it.
18:25
If the dreams do run, like
18:28
that was a four page, one,
18:30
two, that was a three page dream
18:32
right there. So if they
18:34
run a little short, I will
18:37
redo two or three of them. That
18:40
way you'll at least get your time's worth.
18:42
I think an hour is
18:44
a good time, but 30 minutes, that's pretty good
18:46
too. If they
18:49
run long, which I have plenty of
18:51
those. I was reading through
18:53
my journals yesterday and I found one
18:55
that was very po-esque
18:59
and kind of dark and that
19:02
one is like 30 pages. So
19:04
I really am excited to read
19:07
that one to you. And
19:09
so I'm just going to let it go. Like if I flub
19:11
it, there's going to be flubs in
19:13
there. I'm going to be producing
19:15
these dreamscape or these dream time
19:18
episodes. There's
19:20
not going to be much music if any. So
19:23
that big daddy doesn't have to hurry and be
19:25
just so pressured for time to get stuff out
19:27
to you. I'm going to get stuff
19:29
out to you and I hope you like it. I
19:32
do. I'm having fun. I
19:34
do it every day. Pretty much every day. That's
19:37
the freaking crazy
19:39
thing about this. It
19:42
hit me like, why? Why
19:44
am I waiting? Why haven't
19:46
I just been doing this? Impostor
19:51
syndrome maybe. Like, oh, maybe I'm
19:53
not good enough. I have to really work
19:55
at this and crank at it and get it
19:57
perfect before I give it to you. You
20:00
don't need perfection. You
20:02
need sexy, exciting fun,
20:04
right? So I'm gonna
20:06
do that in between the
20:09
perfection. Alright, you
20:11
guys. Follow me on Twitter,
20:13
at theKMQ. Subscribe to
20:16
that newsletter at thekissmequicks.com. Alright,
20:18
you guys. Love ya. See you soon.
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