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this episode was originally published in

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june 2013 we

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know you're going to love it

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hey

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everybody welcome back to the the kiss

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me quick podcast this is your

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okay

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today i have two stories for you

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the first is a cool little appeal

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to confirm position of it sixty nine

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stories of sensex titled

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to wondrous to measure gets

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written by the very witty anagram

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queen herself so loan wilde

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i didn't know salaam while before

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read it got a habit that we have

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the and includes contact ever since

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i , so much for reading the story and

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honestly to date this story is

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the funniest that i can't see is

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really good guys any new you're gonna love this

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story says and into

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there's a question that only makes sense

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when relative dimensions are not skewed

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that a single inserted clotted celsius

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like the biggest cock he's ever taken

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and you have to use your entire body

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to jerk him off now

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if you let pass a question of

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exactly how godzilla and i became

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mentors how we overcame that

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first seemingly insurmountable

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obstacle of proportion not

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to mention communication beyond the most

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animal level of need and desire

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the actual specifics as day to day

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life making our that a fascinating

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there they are to me anyway first

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let me clear up any misunderstanding

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and state once and for all that

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he's mail always has been the

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always will be mail

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very very male the

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movies after the original got a phone

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the first one was him real and

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beautiful as he could be except

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for the ending for he's reduced to bones

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and then vanishes wishful thinking

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back then but untrue i

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just laugh watching

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the rest

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actors in costumes miniaturization

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computer generated imagery

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obviously we don't let the bullshit

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bother us you know who he

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is i know who he is and

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that's all that matters to us anyway

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about sex after

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a few mishaps required stitches

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and a bit of psychotherapy turning

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me on and getting me off was relatively

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simple to achieve then

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of utter lightness of tests and the smallest

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of preservatives is basically it i

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mean so damn turned

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on by the very sight of him play things

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and the ocean and heading straight for

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my condo on the beach com

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even if he hadn't learned to work sackler

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or tone down his heatwave bras the

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gentle clicked stem that makes pulsing

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showerheads pathetic by comparison

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the gratitude as analysis

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of close adds to the patient that

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so many medals and letters or saints

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fan the japanese government how

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did it out the entire pack cause it to

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them they pay all my

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bills so i could quit my day job

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and do this full time career

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ms ever i

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also enjoy the fruit baskets and bento

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boxes and pieces a paki

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the local sleep outside my door the

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public shrines with their graphic images

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of godzilla cock with me writing

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it so match knowing

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i'm saving the world some letter boys

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mighty destructive powers goes along

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late and coping with the paparazzi

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they've got plenty of pictures of me sitting in

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his scaling palm and eat enough his

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on reaching inside my sliding glass

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door that's the whole thing law

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really and made of some special plastic

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to keep them from breaking windows like

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he did about a hundred times before the government's

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figured out a new plan no

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man's to date has been able to

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zoom the on his actual foreplay

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technique which is how i like

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it i wouldn't mind the put

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shot but who wants her orgasm

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face space over to take your time

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the his turned down we got to his

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place i'm not shy

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by any means that when you're slathered

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had to tell in coconut oil shimmying

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up and down a cop the size of a hundred

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year old oh you want a little privacy

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mounting and enough com to sell a public

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bath isn't the kind of thing you need to see

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on the evening news either

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the mud just love to watch himself

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spew around the human is

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a favorite pastime for both of us hence

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the goggles probably

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the most exciting percent on

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the reason and finally spilling others

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okay eighty three years old

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i may be pregnant where

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his sperm are so huge they

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can actually see them knocking on door

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to get it and recently

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i think a few did adding

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be honest dreams of little lizards skittering

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across my bed and newts in

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my bathtub and i like my

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seat so spicy now i need

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a whole to the for sabi for a single piece

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of fish medical evidence

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hardly

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a woman know

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there were two is aiming for the time being

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neither of us trusts the government or

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the scientific community not to intervene

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we just need to write it out and see where love

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texas stranger

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than strange i now then

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all of life's amir isn't it

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that nice to wondrous to

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measure by salaam world

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if you want more stories from

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so long wilde

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just like i do you can find her

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at sal and towel erotica

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dot com or you can

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follow her on twitter at salaam

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wilde and it's wild with and he

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and by the way salaam wilde is

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hilarious on twitter so check

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her out

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ah right now for the main course

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he is my absolute pleasure to

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bring you guys a short story

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a very prolific author and

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a truly sweet brit babes

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kd grace see also

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rights under the name grace marsha

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haiti is given me the honor of letting

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me read her short story pheromones

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now there are all kinds of pheromones

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but i want to tell you guys a tiny

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non six and story about my very

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first experience regarding ceremony

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because science his son

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appeared

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no back when i lived in downtown sacramento

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i kinda job delight in i went

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to one of these parks out there and

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and without getting my sweat

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on and this

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is actually where a

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lot of that criminal firefighters get a job

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to sell it was always kind

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of exciting to see them go

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around you search anyways

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the daddies cleansing anyways i'm

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jogging getting my sweat on and

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the four guys get closer and they

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get closer and then i hop off the track

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onto the grass and the guy closest

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to me passes and i caught

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to send and it

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was like a trigger a was so fast

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and my head totally whipped around

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and i look to find who it was

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and i know as soon as i saw the back of his

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head who it was that led off

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the scent then i don't remember

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exactly what it smelt like

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as is an and it

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was like was mean b o

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smell you know when you're jogging that

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gets all under the armpit but

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armpit was in a mixed with his deodorant in

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a was it was amazing

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my knees actually physically sell like

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suckling the i

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do not remember if i finish the job

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all i remember his whipping

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around and knowing

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exactly through the guy was

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and

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my knees completely

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we

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am i don't remember with the guy's

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face looks like south armagh ceremony

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sexual pheromones from human to human

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i totally believe in and

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you know i've read a little bit that they

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say homes authors he

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, agenda tail yeah and he

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remembers i've ever read this they

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actually been proven that be else

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guys have give off a sexual pheromone

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i don't know but i totally

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subscribed to that because it's food

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it is my pleasure to present

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sermons by katy grace

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though he was twelve to for she realized

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her ability to smell other people's

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lives was not the the got

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on factory experience

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and a child

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she watched cats and dogs greet

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each other with a good smith and

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a link to the bottom the

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can only serve to stimulate that one

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signature that said hi i'm

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sidel nice to meet

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you fight else i'm cc smell

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health me and i'm threatening i am

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i'm on can't get the hell off

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my pet unless you're a female

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in need of a fun

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well we also realized

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early that and her feline and

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canine counterparts if

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, wanted to live in polite society

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to sniff covertly

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discretion and a sensitive

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no uncovered a world

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that would have made the best equipped lawyer

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envious the

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you send chloe could see if

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her landlord has gotten sag and

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is it had been by his face or

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we could smell every detail of her flatmate

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john's sex size his girlfriend

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can with an old factory layer

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cake the odorant soap

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and perfume could never completely

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mask affect the she worked at a chippy

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other smells thought a losing battle

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against the title pull the then emanating

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from between her legs that

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was always flash fire urgent

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the natural perfume at the see male

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body unconsciously elicited

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in

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in the urge to copulate with

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biology bordering on magic

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john had no idea

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how much the highest in his balls and

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stiffening of his cock depended

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on i'm smelling ready for sex

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when her scent permeated the flat kids

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grew to a pungent from that chloe

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could almost seal against the back of

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her teeth even

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from behind closed doors the

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we could smell the moment of penetration

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each draft chance that director

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since like rolling on rose

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petals like crushing garlic

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the any imminent explosion happened and

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john ejaculate it for one

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powerful moment his sent

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dominated no matter

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where she was in the flat chloe

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know recorded a climax

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enough perspiration and pheromones pussy

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juice and semen

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how did within each send with the

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delicious most day

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the need a couple he

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smelled at all no one

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ever knew

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chloe was three try to smells of others

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she was never able to find anyone

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to send suited her the

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nicer nose would not have noticed the

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minor differences

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for chloe

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favorite glaring incompatibilities

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the result sex for her with

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usually a solo the

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with the lack of a love life forced upon

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her by her nose that inspired

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her to apply to the possessed and as doctor

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matt angles flat assistant

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the hoped his research on pheromones

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would help her and her gift and

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maybe help her find someone to

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smelled right for her he

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hadn't expected it in

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even my she waited inches off for

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the interview is lingering smell

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made her mouth water and sent

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tremors down to her crotch

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the time he arrived it was all

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she could you to keep on rocking against the

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chair for release he

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barely noticed what he looked like it

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was what she smelled like that told

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her exactly silly was

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the underneath his desert heat animal

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first said the tiniest

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agreed with ozone in

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a painting stone start

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against the back of her throat and nurse exciting

15:44

the several parts of her he

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wanted to sniff between his legs

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and bury her face in his armpits

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to better take in the fierce mail

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sent i know

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where a for primal urges emotions

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or into his laboratory

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the

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you are familiar with the t shirt test

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you can go unpaid

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for a couple of days during which

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time they were and sleep

16:10

in the same t shirt then

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we bag for testing there

16:15

are drawn to the cent of the person who

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is genetically what we need to

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produce the best offspring

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smith

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there's still make dinner flip flop before

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she realized he was talking about the

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bag shirts not himself

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he blamed and tried to like the puppy

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dog look of her face

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none of the dad sure it's appeal to my

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kids

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again these

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, all supposed to be man x

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ray play she

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snapped once more to be sure that

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her nurse never run this

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, a woman's shirt she smiled

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apologetically apologetically

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turned the bag over and looked at the label

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you're right ah female subjects

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are labeled with even numbers it

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must have gotten mixed in by accident how

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, you know know have a sensitive

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nose he studied

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her over the rim of his classes until

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season uncomfortable and began to shift

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some slick afoot you

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can tell just by sniffing if the shirt

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was warned yeah man or woman

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he practically worn out of the room

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either way she sniffed the

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other t shirts half heartedly that

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it would not angles understand smell

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that intrigued her crowding

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out the laboratory odors of

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this and that the and plastic the

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electric part it is

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with heightened here in his space

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not from sexual arousal that

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some excitement over his work

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he paced the room sniffing enabling

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the news is sent message he

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brushed her arm against the high backed wouldn't

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store it was where he

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always said she could tell by the

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smell her nostrils players

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the opened her mouth just slightly to

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taken the tingle now she can

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almost taste it would

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fade but once she had sorted

18:32

sex than the other more immediate

18:34

sense it was obvious

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definitely come here

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more than once she would guess reading

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in deeply see searched for

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the second signature scent

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of a woman sun at the

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blending that it wasn't there

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like her the good doctor appeared

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to be practicing sex

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her own smell the heightened by the thought

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of matt angle sitting on a stool

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had thrown back cutting

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and putting a weighty orexin

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the electricity of his sent would have burst

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like a high tension wire as

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he ground his arse against the seat

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distended and

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comfortable

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then it would it happened the explosion

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assaulted hot sticky

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animal fragrance have

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you seen in art through the air to

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land on a spotless tiles as a laboratory

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floor or had had

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on neatly liked the stretched

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length of himself and stuff to

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the handkerchief egg in his pocket what

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do women he worked with have caught that ceremonial

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hint as he walked past would

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they have honestly smith the air

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their prehistoric ancestors quitting ignite

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the sent a zero mail they

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would have opened their legs and thrust

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their arses out making certain

20:07

seat at their sent to he

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imagines descent of a woman blended

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and sent one

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imagined there was no pushing

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the summer head with

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a quick glance at the door she sent

20:23

a hand under her skirt pulled

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aside the crux of her knickers just

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enough to expose her vulva and

20:29

spread her lips then

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, wasted herself on to matt angles

20:33

tool keyboard

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down and with and quick rocking

20:38

of her hips slipped percent

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against his

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the blending of their to even

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though it wasn't a proper blending please

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completely intoxicating orgasm

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would have followed quickly if she hadn't

20:52

caught his sense just before the lack

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of the door clicked

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you don't mind if i test you do you he

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burst into the room his arms loaded

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down with bad with shirts

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please do

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there are say she wrapped her pussy scented

21:17

fingers on the back of the still and

21:19

she wasn't quite sure that she

21:22

thought he might have sniffed the air

21:25

he brushed against her as he dropped the the

21:27

night a t shirt and lab table the

21:30

awaited cent of physics in it swirled

21:32

around her making her dizzy here

21:35

know last one the handed her

21:38

a bad teacher

21:39

the opened it

21:40

smith and wrinkles her nose

21:43

there a pungent mail

21:45

and days

21:47

female on her period

21:49

you're joking right he

21:52

shook her head as he handed her the next

21:54

three shirts in rapid succession

21:57

the email mail

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me

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he sniffed again current had

22:03

sex i can smell female on

22:05

it too

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believable

22:07

how long have you been able to do this my

22:10

life what else can

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you know everything

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i'd learned to block out and play ames

22:17

most of the time and you

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can actually tell when people have had

22:21

sex yeah

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when they're aroused

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yeah

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what about other emotions

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nothing snow stronger than arousal

22:34

he wandered out his thoughts as he held

22:36

her in a gaze at disbelief his

22:39

face lit like child who had just

22:41

seen father christmas did

22:43

he think for a freak perhaps

22:45

freak throwback to throwback more sense a more

22:48

thorough past now

22:51

his excitement my

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own disappeared from his face as he realized

22:57

he dropped down to the store suddenly

22:59

he signed with augmented by the stringent

23:02

pain of nervousness his

23:04

breath came sastre and he could

23:06

see his pulse pummeling says throat you

23:10

can smell me the words

23:12

sounded as though they have been evicted the his mom

23:14

against their will the

23:16

not it her own sense is

23:18

now like a heavy playing get wrapping

23:20

itself around him tighter and tighter

23:23

desperate to get his attention how

23:26

do i smell there's going to

23:28

the little more than a whisker now

23:32

electric he moved

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closer and smith first

23:36

the nape of his neck then unselfconsciously

23:39

she lowered they to wear his biceps

23:42

rested tightly against his armpit yes

23:45

you smell very electric is

23:48

that guy the nearest

23:52

she lowers your face for another yeah

23:54

he curled his fingers in her hair and

23:56

filled her to leave i can't

23:59

smell you follow

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nurse that's hardly series

24:03

it sent act

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against hers that wreaked

24:08

with the serrated metal cent of and

24:10

and he and the overriding need

24:12

bland and she was desperate to share

24:14

it with him you

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are a memo you can smell

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me you've just forgotten the

24:23

unsteady singers she opened her blouse

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and guided his face to the valley between

24:28

her breasts he

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, she could feel

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the warmth of his breath smells karma

24:35

paying of awkwardness kept

24:38

her breasts and put them closer to

24:40

his face nuzzling and seriously

24:43

he stands needed the rise of her nipples

24:45

is sent spiked until the desert heat

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of with nearly physical your

24:51

, it smells like a hot

24:53

day he kissed

24:55

a path of an amount of her left breast

24:58

to were doing

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his words were tight uncomfortable

25:20

surely you studied animals are

25:22

they lick how they net how

25:24

they taste that

25:27

to stimulate since you

25:29

, all people should know that our sent

25:32

see nodded to the t shirts is

25:34

our identity identity

25:36

pulled away and lifted her skirt enough to startle

25:38

him on the still then she

25:41

settled over the anxious stretching of

25:43

his penis beneath his there's and

25:45

roughed up and down it's length the

25:48

ground out loud and caught by the hit

25:51

like in fact the nation as he

25:53

slipped across of her panties away and

25:55

rub herself against him the

25:57

murky new with

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marking you as a strong cyril

26:02

man marking you as my

26:04

territory surely

26:06

you can smell can smell bratton

26:10

i guess i , can

26:13

, you smell you honey

26:15

smell sniffed hard honey

26:18

mixed with stamp first and other things

26:20

so complex i

26:23

want a small more

26:29

holding her to him he stood

26:31

lifting her until her bottom rested

26:33

on the cool middle of the last table

26:36

bad t shirts tumble to the floor

26:39

said decide her panties

26:41

he's not smart enough to fill the hole as

26:44

he presented herself

26:48

you have to define his his hand against

26:50

her spread libya working and petting

26:52

her with his palm each

26:54

caress she could feel herself the

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guinea you did smell her sharpening

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sent on his hands though

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he were houdini escaping a straitjacket

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he shrugged out of his shirt

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then you might his hand glistening

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with reduces across his chest

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and down over the flat as his belly

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he paused to open his trousers

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before rubbing her set against his erection

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which inserted from that dark

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fragment

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you now i want

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it all over me

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he buried his face and her pussy laughing

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and suckling in as a flailing

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a fragrance an exquisite the

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reaction that made her smell

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like hot metal and honey against

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each million slick

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on

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wilde for the sent his hand she

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pushed him away and began setting and

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sell guinness the unwanted clothing

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and so they were both naked and

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heap

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known to the cable knit cool on

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she took his car into her mouth breathing

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and the electors desert at him as

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he stretched thin crust is pure the cat

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to heightened friends

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after a few minutes he pulled her away

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and repositioned her until her bottom shattered

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his face she could hear him

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gasping her soon as he lowered her

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and

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it will get building or pump money in

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each other and looking in peace

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in enough links net buried

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deep in the most fragrant places places

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that made every part of her birth with the electric

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bloom of is sent

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good accounts he gasped

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i , wait any longer he

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wants you to cool i want you to come

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on come to mark me like i marks hill

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the could feel the pressure building she

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could see of intense until he was like

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iron as he said entered

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the length of him

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when the first

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stone seem and exploded onto

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her neck and breasts her pussy

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clenched against his mouth she came

29:24

he kept and read and stroked

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his whiteness all over her spreading

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the sticky ozone them onto

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her tits and fedex and face

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then she wiped the slippery fragments

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of her pussy over his chest

29:38

and stomach and down his dies

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and so they were both blanketed in the cent

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of their blending

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in an angle and arms and legs they

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got there that and strong odor

29:53

and mutually marked territory a

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good smith aimed in the right direction

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seemed much

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more effective than the complications

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of modern mating rituals perhaps

30:05

chloe was a throwback to a more

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the same more sterile past

30:10

that as she breathed in breathed storm cloud

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cent of not angle intimating

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more heat to com

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didn't seem like such a bad thing

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after all

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brown later good

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