*Blasphemy!*A TJ Klune Short Story

When he sees Satan stuck in a rut, God provides a little divine intervention, suggesting the Devil get back to basics. Taking God's advice, Satan answers a summons to a crossroad on Earth, hellbent on brokering a deal in exchange for the soul of the human who summoned him. The problem with that is the summoner is a deviant twink named Jimmy who immediately falls in love at first sight, much to Satan's dismay.

*Blasphemy!* Where God is a frat bro who wants to get his brother laid, Satan absolutely does not have time for this shit, and Jimmy wants to climb the Devil like a tree.

***CONTENT WARNING***

Straight up: if you are extremely religious and/or find the idea of Satan as a main character to be offensive, this is *not* the story for you. You have been warned up front. You are 100% allowed to have a boner for Jesus, but please don’t leave comments about how offended you are and blah, blah, blah.

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Written by TJ Klune | [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/tjklunebooks) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tjklune) | [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/tjklunebooks/)

Produced by Kirt Graves | [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/KirtGravesNarrator) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/kirtgraves) | [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/kirtreads/)

The text version of *Blasphemy!* is available at [tjklunebooks.com](http://www.tjklunebooks.com/)

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All music and sound effects used in this production are licensed by [Storyblocks Audio](https://www.audioblocks.com/).