Teej (@fluckery) and Sam (@unSambivalent) are two Midwestern Queens inviting you to join in on their weekly, progressively-drunken kiki. People/things/creatures that are not safe: racists, bigots, Becky with the Good Hair, the Rupaul's Drag Race reddit feed, drunk straight girls at gay bars, and #PoliceLivesMatter c*ckgobblers. Girl, you are not ready.Come for the majestic shade -- stay for the royal tea.