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For in the middle of for me I
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had Jackie roots Pedro decides now's the time
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to far of the satellite the feel see
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what into in pre uncommon I don't. Joke
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about sex anymore because I can see into and
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eight now on. Zoe. Emotional. Toll
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of the material a year on a
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year ago. Where are you fellows
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Hello Kitty? hey you got grand middle of
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the jungle of them. I recall the actually
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you know what listening to listening to Jackie
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to lot of how could probably the most
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action mean paid? It has a lot three
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that now that I saw that even gotten
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paid quite a wreck. Where you are you
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sitting in a you in the in the
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camps that the celebrities are in because you've
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got all the outfit. Good. Look at them there
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in the took turkey the was is that what it's called.
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On every what I would never watch
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that yeah it's corporate corporate cop talkie
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heard it is where you go to
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talk like the app God god boy
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who will send messages in and were
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in here on my of okay and.
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What's. The camp like if you
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guys So there are other journalists
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they're experiencing. The that's gotta be one of
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the was mentioned being and came with journal is
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you are they was people on a. Day
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or journalist. You know anyone. They pay.
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Are they like and light light like new.com
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and felt like grab it and or become
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a bit of the already jungle joke on
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on on done here if we are putting
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my Billie who died on they have been
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going lucky that will it often but I'll
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tell you have had the what couple my
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shit they drew cock and balls on me
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that goal like fragmented into the thing is
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i go on that is other side or
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of i. Like nice
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guy guy you know what love to take you
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to going on where it's like I'm a bit
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of like the bought. Of the job, Go. Let's
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put it that you know what exactly was angry
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with this society vibe is here at work and
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are also at home. Cause it's not on
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a Saturday for. All sorts of why it's. A
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waste. Yeah, A
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side built a dialogue were actually we
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haven't actually had played cricket. We thirty
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five hour to be like oh wow,
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I'm Cope as little he stated on
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the news. that's good and happy and yeah
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fully relaxed and well rested have you been sleeping Cooper?
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Yeah, I've been sleeping I've just but everybody
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in here They're just so nice to me
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so I'm having I'm just like really vibing
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off everyone at the moment It's a lot
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of fun. Where's Pete going wrong is it
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just his normal personality that people aren't blending
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with or I? Think
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the problem is yeah, I think Pete's just
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being himself too much, and it's people aren't
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really liking that yeah Pete
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you haven't got you haven't got at least one
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little ally in there like one one No,
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I don't have any here. No sort of supporter
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or anything like that So it's very much like
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that. Oh, let's all Cooper. What are you doing?
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Oh tell us about your old football career? Oh,
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what's it like working on Kyle and Jackie? You know
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and I'm like hey guys. I've worked here for 10
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years I could tell you like a lot more things
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Yeah And like they're only interested in hearing about like
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what he's been doing in the show and what you
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guys are doing I like well all
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journalists are only interested in reporting what Cooper
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John's like you get no press Peter none
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No, no, it's not and as I
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said the other day like if anything
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It's just like shit like the shit
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that he reports on about me stealing
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fruit. He's only getting reported now So
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it's causing me I guess the mission.
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I'm a ball. I'm a ball of
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sweat It's we haven't been able to
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shout water issues. Why was your ass
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cracker Pete on Instagram? I didn't see
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that see that no What
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was he doing Yeah,
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well Pete bent over and split
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his pants and unfortunately he only
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brought one pair of undies
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into the jungle So he's a bear
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ass crackers out for the whole day
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for everybody at the
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pen network to have a good look Well,
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I didn't I just assumed that we would come here and they
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would have like because there was like we've been given So I
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seen that would have like What do
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you call it? So
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the whole trip to South Africa I've only got the
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one, well I don't have them now because
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they're trying to drive it to humidity here.
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So they're not driving. They're never trying. And
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does it rain there or is it no
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rain? Very misty
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I would say. Like I very
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hot the whole time. We're just balls of sweat
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basically. Someone's
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got some audio. What's this audio I've been sent?
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Oh, Koopz, did you do it in the shower
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with someone? Not
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quite. I did it in the showers.
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I was having a shower and Pete
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decided to ambush my in the shower
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segment by trying to force his way
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in to actually do it. I didn't
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want to do it with him at all. I was trying
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to enjoy a shower and he kind of forced me to
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do it in the shower with him. Oh, so you were
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having a normal shower by yourself and then he tried to
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steal your idea. And make it into
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an, because Koopz does a segment in the
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shower with a celebrity and that's like a,
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yeah. So he was trying to become the
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person in the shower that you interviewed. So maybe
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we'll have, should we have a list of that
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or? Yeah, let me listen. I'd love to hear.
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Do we need to know anything else? You don't
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have to. No, you
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basically learn everything from what you're about to
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hear. Right, okay. Okay, let's throw the info.
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Okay, Pap. Peter. Is
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that cold? It's freezing. Can
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you get out of here for a second? No,
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I'm gonna do it in the showers. No,
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you know your segment. I know, I know, but
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you realize when we do this, I get to
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pick who I do it with and
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not get ambushed while I'm
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having a shower in the junk. Stop
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taking your clothes off. No,
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please, dude, like a, no. No,
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like asking questions that you ask celebrities, it's like
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a, cause we're a big celebrity. Can
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we just do it another time? No,
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I need a shower. I'm sweaty, it's
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disgusting. Oh
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my God, don't take your undies off. Please
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leave your undies on. Oh,
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that is one of the most feral
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coughs I've ever seen. Get your cock
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out. No, you're in the Peter's. I'm
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not taking my budgies off with you in here. Yeah, but
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it's only squashed up because we've been sweaty all day. That
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should be hotter. That's as long as it
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gets. That is f***ing... What is it? Is
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that uncut? What is it? It's uncut. Look
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at it. There's so much skin there. It's
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not that bad, but I'll show you. Not that bad.
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You don't add that for a skin graft. That is f***ing
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dreadful. So no
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in the showers with coop. Don't add everyone.
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I'll let you finish yourself. I'll go after you then.
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You drunk? No. I'm
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a bit tired. Get out. I'm
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like, what? Leave him alone. I will. I'm
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just trying to get out of here. I've got to put my undies back on. So
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I'm trying to get a glimpse. Sorry. You do to
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do what you do today. Thank you. Please leave. Eddie,
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you did sound drunk. Delirious, you know. Oh,
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and so creepy. It reminds me of like when a guy
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is a bit drunk and he goes, come on,
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it'll be fine. We'll
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just have a little play around. I
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know. I know. I felt bad
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for you, Cooper. That
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felt like you were being violated there.
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Oh, wow. Yeah, I
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felt horrendous. Like, and there was other people
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around sort of watching it happen. They came
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and were checking me up on me. Media
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people? Yeah,
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media people. I'm afraid that it might actually
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get leaked like some sort of sexual harassment
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calls against Peter. Because there's video.
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We were just watching the video. Yeah. Cooper's
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got his little bogeys on, then
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Pete just comes up and really
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sleazily and slowly pulls his undies
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down. Well,
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it was poor. We were told to kind of had
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the jungle experience and I was like, well, you know,
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I can use one of these football players that clearly,
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you know, showers and use underwear and all
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that sort of stuff. And I wanted to have the
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real experience myself. So anyway, I
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don't know. How many more days are you
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in the jungle before this? So
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it starts probably next Sunday, right? Next
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Sunday, it starts. So we're in about an
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hour's time. We head off to the first
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trial that they're going to do. on Sunday
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night on the show where the test stomach
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for that for some trial that's apparently never
8:05
been done before we have been told there's
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no danger in that break you know when
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they um do with those challenges they
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show you the stunt person before doing
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it is will that be you guys
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yeah then we'd be on there for at
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least one TV screen anyway person watching it
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anyway so yeah Pete loves to any sort
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of media attention Pete's all over it do
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you have a present yeah be good producers say
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oh shit I really forgot oh my god I
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had the both best if you've ever by the
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way sorry okay this is actually this is gonna
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be I can I ask if you guys
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think it's worthy this is actually one of
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the I think actually a momentous present that
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I think you guys are actually gonna get
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almost emotional about so can I ask can
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this kind of redeem for my shit work over
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the last couple of weeks and halleys and stuff if
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you think it's worthy because I think it is
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okay so in in the camp
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everyone gets costumes right they get the shorts they get
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pants jackets and all that sort of stuff you all
9:02
get it out in 15 so guys warning left his
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hat here when he left the jungle he
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never took it home but the cowboy
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hat the cowboy
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hat the cuber it's yours I've got
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it are you sure it's warnings or how do you
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know that I Cooper's
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gonna have my back here I checked with
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the producers I've checked with everyone it's got
9:27
his actual name inside the hat as well
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bring that back to me yeah I love
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a warning I do miss chain one
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is at I
9:36
have bullshit of you guys in the past this is well
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take your hat but it's nowhere near it's
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not big enough to like to give
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all your misdeeds well only one of us
9:46
gets it right so then the other doesn't get
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it and what do you only wore it for
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like three weeks or something I want to kill
9:52
change smoked in that member was allowed to smoke
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in there I think it's a great thing to
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bring back yeah it all depends on who gets
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it they're the ones that Feet are you
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smoking in this. Whatever. You will not
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that I own a. House with you divide from. We
10:07
live. we live right outside the Noble to be
10:09
or got stuck it in by the way, I
10:11
just thought, well maybe my office for the out.
10:14
Of have had them enough. And
10:18
you're not said suffers plays the would say close.
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It is I didn't check the dots, I
10:24
did not take my that's whatsoever about his
10:26
doesn't talk with local said to justify I.
10:29
I. Snarky an i ah don't You
10:31
can see that it's like a little
10:34
sleeping tablets so I brought that into
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that. He batted roses as soft as
10:38
soon as a as a savvy bags
10:40
got like a smiley face on a
10:42
nice. And
10:45
is that it was unaware that from a lot
10:48
of that is all about the way the dollar
10:50
deal as that another bunch of dollar deal as
10:52
got Rodin I saw on the news last night.
10:56
As bad news for lot of folks. That
10:58
they have that helps Ready guy. For
11:01
these lot of difference that is Cindy gets around.
11:03
but the Eldar the deal. And.
11:05
You get notes. I get notes all the time of
11:07
my son that like he. Comes
11:10
up with the numbers are known as is. From.
11:12
The New South Wales police these phone
11:14
numbers being seized in a rhyme or
11:16
I as I gotta not mean like
11:18
at odds. Oddly the odd probably see
11:20
not turning up to work than exactly
11:22
got three different messages from three different
11:24
phone numbers. What is the point of
11:27
that message to? They let us all
11:29
know, don't don't we all On to
11:31
you guys doing. Whatever.
11:34
No one response Every day. Every week
11:37
on a Friday. arguments. From.
11:40
Overseas August the so great
11:42
as. You
11:46
never respond to those anyway like
11:49
it's like mess milan. So.
11:52
junk mail junk miles a year hall
11:54
on still getting them from i'm when
11:56
moon from year whatever know that are
11:58
annoying awesome I'm sure Carl didn't want
12:00
you throwing him into the buzz light.
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What's the latest offer from the South of France? From
12:07
France. What are they offering? They had some bloody good two
12:09
for one. They had all sorts of deals going. What they
12:11
had... They were doing
12:13
two for one. They're really pushing... Just to
12:15
hint that... WhatsApp there. They're really pushing... The
12:17
big Arab population. Oh, the Arab... Prime.
12:20
I think it's... The big Arab population. Oh, the
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Arab population. Oh, the Arab population. Oh,
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the Arab population. Oh, the Arab population. Oh, the
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Arab population. Oh, the Arab population. Prime. I
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think it's in their culture. On the... They
12:31
do... They do... They
12:34
do... You know... I'm not
12:36
marking. And it's the same as getting stoned, is it? Yeah. It's
12:38
like... Yeah. It's a
12:41
similar thing. Oh, the censors look like...
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Is this allowed this chance? I don't think you're allowed
12:45
to... We're not allowed to chat it yet. I don't
12:47
think you're allowed to do a
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tutorial on how to do drugs. That's the code breach. We're
12:51
not doing how to do it. We're not doing how to do it.
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Yeah, you're not. You're not doing great!
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Thank you so much! Carl and Jackie-O. Thank you
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so much!
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