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Kyle Jacchio. Kyle

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and Jacchio. The Kyle

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and Jacchio Show. Good

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morning. Hello everyone. Good

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morning. Hello. How are

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you guys? Yeah, good. Excellent. You know

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how everyone wants us to recycle and there's

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goody two shoes that do the recycling and

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stuff. Well, have a listen

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to this family decided in America, you

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know how people collect bottles and over

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in California, you get like, I think

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it's five or 10 cents per like

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Coke bottle if you recycle it. Well,

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this family in the US, there's

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eight of them. They've banded

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together, quit their jobs and gone

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on the recycling rampage. And

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listen to how much they've made in eight months.

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They've made $7.6 million. How

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many bottles are they getting? Where

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are they getting these bottles? Do you

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see those guys pushing the trolleys full

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of bottles? You think that poor bastard?

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Yes, I do. Millionaire. That guy. But

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it hasn't gone well for the family. They've tried

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to do the right thing. They've

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been looking for bottles everywhere. They've even

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gone off to other states in America.

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They've moved, they've gone to Arizona to get all

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their bottles and bring them back to California. I

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wonder how they're collecting them, surely

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not just scavenging through bins. That's

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a loss. How many bottles

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work that out Peter? How many? Let's say 10

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cents. Let's say 10 cents a

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bottle. How many bottles do you

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have to have to get $7 million? By

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the way, it didn't end well for the

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family. You think, wow, this is a great

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idea. They're helping save the planet. No, no.

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California is taking them to court. And

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they may go to prison for up to six

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years. Why? Because this

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is a bullshit story. This

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family have done the right

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thing. But apparently it's only

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allowed to be Californian bottles

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that are recycled. So them

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going across the state and collecting in

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Arizona. Oh, but they can't go to jail

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for that. The California

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state government is taking them to

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court over the whole thing and

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they're suing them. The family has

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been charged with multiple charges of

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recycling fraud, grand theft

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and conspiracy. So

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forget the recycling. Everyone's just chucking

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in. Hell, you know how you're

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like, forget like the councils, forget this

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and that and all these rules, right?

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And how we're all being told what to

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do in our lives by these people. The

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losers. How much may, you

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know how like you said decriminalised drugs

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because you take away that. If

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we just got rid of government completely,

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how do you think we would go? Society

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would collapse. Would it though? Oh my god, so

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what? Financially, financially and all of

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that. But like constantly telling us what

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to do with these little things, you

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know, like the gas and all of

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that. We could just build any house

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we wanted to and we could just

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smoke anywhere we wanted to. All

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the little rules I'm talking about. Not infrastructure

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and you know. Well, wouldn't

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that be a wonderful society? I believe it would be.

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That would be one of the greatest societies.

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But then I think we'd be doing

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purging and like, oh, this Tuesday you

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can knock anyone you don't like. Yeah.

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No, we can't. You got to have laws. You

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got to. I know you got to.

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A lot of the laws. I feel like we should

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be abolishing a lot of the little mini rules. We

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should be putting in place. Well,

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if you want to become a sovereign

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citizen, Jackie, there are a weird bunch

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as well, just quietly. You

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thought of being a sovereign citizen, didn't you Pedro? Yeah,

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I'm not with anything to do with rules. I like

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when I went to Greece, there was no rules there.

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I spent some of my life. That's what I like about

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Europe. Greece is burning

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to the ground. Yeah, well. And what

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do you mean no rules? You're allowed to smoke in a restaurant.

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There are other rules there. You can ride your motorbikes with no

3:51

helmets. You can do whatever the hell

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you want. You don't have to worry.

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Is that right? Yes. Wow.

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That's called freedom. It was good. It

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was right what about it was so nice to not

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have crazy rules in play What about

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road safety and death like there was

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the roads there are one laners two

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way one laners And there's cliffs on

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the side so if you drive too

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close to the side you're falling off

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a cliff Yeah off the edge That's

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fun, that's the thrill of it. I don't know if

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that was fun I didn't want to drive in Italy

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because of that reason really yeah, I had to get

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uber's everywhere. It was too much anyway,

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so like you know Why

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bother recycling if you could go to prison

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for six years? That's right all cuz you

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and your son went to Arizona to bring

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a truckload of bottles back Let's do tradiverse

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lady call us on 131065 Radio,

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saving up Don Dollar this morning here we

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kiss FM Ladies and gentlemen let's get

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ready to run by I

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wanna start a fight Alrighty

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let's introduce to your guy the one

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that sits all down to you Benny.

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Benny Benny boy. Good morning, sir Hey Morning

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guys, how are you? Great. Benny what's up?

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A lot's resting on your shoulders man a

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lot. I know I pressure's on

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Although men you know we take this on the

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chin we go yeah, yeah, we'll take it on

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board But if we lose whatever we just move

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on By

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the way he's a chippy so you

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got any suggestion for what Jackie should

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build her house with mud She was

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going to build it with not not

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mud definitely timber Timber by the ocean

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timbers better than the metal Yeah,

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I would say so a lot a lot

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more sufficient. Okay, okay Thank you. There you

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go Jackie and no need for any more

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research Nope, that's it. Benny drives

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a Hilux by the way is in a relationship

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being committed for four years His favorite sex position

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is the butter churner. Oh, what's the butter?

5:48

What is that? She's on her back

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legs in the air and you sort of dip it

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in like a drill press. Oh, how

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good that? It's

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unreal That's

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sort of a Yeah, that's the one called. Do

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you put any music on during the... No,

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no music. Just

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a bit of cranking. Yeah,

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I'm not into the music either. Nothing

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worse than you're in the middle of

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your session. And some whack

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song comes on. Yeah, it kills the vibe and

6:17

you think, oh, that's a bit hectic. That

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song for we're not in that zone right now.

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No, no, no. By

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the way, Lost His Hair when he was 18 is thinking of

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going off to Turkey for the Tree of Plan. Oh my God,

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have you seen, have you actually seen what happens

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when you do that? No. No.

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What happens? No, no, good, Jackie?

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No, no, go for it. I've had people who have

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done it and they love it, like change their life.

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Who are all these people that you know that I've

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never met? But I've seen the

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video of what happens and it looks hectic. What happens?

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I don't know, I just couldn't deal with so much

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blood and stuff like it was just full on. But

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it is really good. I mean, you know, worth

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it if you really want the hair. May I

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ask you, Jackie, who is the person who has

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had the hair transplant that you know? Do I

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know them? No, you don't know

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them. Well, how do you know them? I don't know who you

7:05

know. Yeah, it's like, I

7:08

better not say, I think I've accidentally said it before. Who is it? I

7:12

won't say because like I can't, I don't

7:14

know if he's out there saying I've

7:16

had this hair transplant. I can

7:18

guarantee he's not. What? Noblo

7:21

wants to say hello, ladies. What do you think

7:23

of my fresh hair transplants? No

7:26

one wants that. Anyway,

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it works for him. Benny, I tell

7:30

my boyfriend, you know, Bruno,

7:32

he's got some... Why doesn't Bruno ever

7:34

think about doing it? He does. And

7:36

I told him, don't be that guy.

7:39

Just fall into the beanball. Like, you're

7:41

sexy. Sexy is sexy. Yeah,

7:43

you praised it, right? But have you seen the pictures online of

7:45

the people on the plane that come back and

7:48

there's like all their bandages, like everyone on

7:50

the plane has had it, that's

7:53

coming back from Turkey? Yeah. We're taking

7:55

it from Turkey in three minutes. Welcome aboard Qantas

7:57

653 for the bald men. And

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every person's got the bandage on. Yeah,

8:02

so funny that picture. Okay, well good

8:04

luck. That's what you want. That's

8:08

it. Weighing in at 85 kilos is... Bwah,

8:10

bwah, bwah, bwah! No hair,

8:13

Benny, everyone! Whoo! Well,

8:16

good luck. Good luck, Benny.

8:18

Okay, let's get the chick on. Who you got?

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Samantha of playing for the girls.

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Hi, Sam. Hey, Samantha. How you going, guys? Good,

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dawg. What do you do for a living? I like

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it. She's a forklift driver, so she might know. No,

8:30

no, no. Cicks that are like blokes.

8:32

Yeah. They know too much. Now,

8:35

she's in a situationship because he's

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cheated on her five times and

8:39

he keeps going back. Samantha! Hey,

8:42

what's going on there? Why do you keep going back? Because

8:45

I've got the kids. Oh, you've

8:47

got four kids, hey? A single mum

8:49

with four kids, you know, and

8:51

raise them on my own and their dad will not be

8:53

around. Have you said to him, listen, what do you

8:56

keep throwing your dick around to these other moles for?

8:58

What was the story? Look,

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he had a bit of a habit. Yeah.

9:04

A habit of what? Siggy's. What?

9:07

Drugs. Yeah. Yeah. And

9:09

I believe that was one

9:11

of the main causes. It is. Yeah,

9:14

because when you're high, when you're off

9:16

your head, you just want some snatch.

9:19

It doesn't even matter where it comes from, whether

9:22

you pay for it, whether it's disgusting, whether it's

9:24

amazing, you want it, you want it. You'll get

9:26

it. And is he good now or is

9:28

he still doing so far for three years

9:30

now? And do you feel

9:32

he hasn't done it again? I

9:34

do. I feel like he hasn't done it. By

9:38

the way, Samantha, I don't know if you're. The

9:40

work goes home. Yeah, that's good. You keep a

9:42

tight chain on him, but don't forget ladies. I've

9:44

told you all this before and I got ridiculed

9:46

in the newspaper for it, but it's true. Yeah.

9:49

If your man is partial to getting the dick

9:51

out for other chicks, make

9:53

sure he goes out empty. When

9:56

He goes out with the boys. make sure he

9:58

goes out empty. Because When you're empty. You

10:00

only think about hanging with the boys said. I

10:02

saw the things he still settling every

10:04

night And two dollars and lane I

10:07

saw like an owl and you could

10:09

be well and truly. Up for you and

10:11

you can be but if you go at mt

10:13

you not as you know yet on the have

10:15

you not most recent around six and ron ron

10:18

ron Ron yeah India's sulfur say that he of

10:20

of eulogy gonna try at least giving use and

10:22

less. Ted's that's honestly didn't save you

10:24

feel you have to empty out your

10:26

man? That mans know the. Right man

10:28

for you. Well that's the news on the

10:31

some necessarily. Most. Know it sees no and

10:33

ah, wouldn't want to be in a relationship where

10:35

I had to feel like I had to do

10:37

that in order for him to be faithful. That.

10:40

Civil War and you've got too many

10:42

rows. I couldn't I could end in

10:44

his early rules. Yeah, she's rewired so

10:46

sorry Nazis apply online the man says.

10:49

Well, as far as those yeah, For

10:51

your different Sam because you got four kids are trying

10:53

to make this work. I. Hundred a day or

10:55

not I'd finally get any You have a favorite

10:57

says to see him as I received as a

10:59

size down alsop on tour as a brain is

11:02

still stiffener. Same. Similar senses

11:04

somehow. I. See Died of the Wang and

11:06

and Sixty Nine Kilos as look at my.wholesome and.

11:13

Gay my daughter's to the mean fill me

11:15

up a Samantha the process as know your

11:17

fuel tank. This. Any

11:20

of the guy says in this

11:22

guy. Thing may be almost India the go

11:25

well as soon as the them and we

11:27

will see the blood contagion. Are you prepared

11:29

for that? Samantha. Already. Anti

11:31

see we go with questionable

11:34

Samantha. Where? Is the

11:36

Prince Albert piercing? Oh

11:39

reserve all. All

11:41

of the in his. Mouth

11:43

fun. San Marino's from you see one

11:45

of those and. or as

11:47

period to work around one before because i'm

11:49

always in on as he got to be

11:51

grown for young fella yes and then you

11:53

meet some random oh no i would would know

11:56

know what to do with as well i guess

11:58

it it it has been like

12:00

normal I'm assuming. Well but how is

12:02

it going to be like normal? It

12:04

might be a little bit tricky like

12:06

in terms of something different. Do you

12:08

have any tricks there Sammy? No no

12:10

no tricks. Right so you just deal with it

12:12

you deal with what you serve. Okay question two

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horseshoe, Brett and

12:18

spade are all different types of

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what? What? Horseshoe,

12:23

Brett and spade. Is it white?

12:29

I'll say irons. Irons?

12:32

No. Irons like

12:34

yeah as in like the middle irons. Wrong.

12:36

All right. They're all

12:38

shapes and beards men's beards. Are

12:41

they? Yeah. I haven't even heard any of

12:43

those. Neither have I. Well let's move on

12:45

to the next question. So you got one

12:48

right one wrong question three. How

12:50

many different classes of heavy

12:52

vehicle licenses are there? How

12:57

many different classes of heavy vehicle

12:59

licenses? Samantha? Um

13:05

is it three? Oh

13:10

that's tricky. Okay so you've got one

13:12

point on the board. Let's see how

13:14

we go with Benny. Okay big Benny

13:17

boy. Ready? All right Benny. Let's crush

13:19

these chicks. Today's the day of crushing.

13:23

Let's try. It's like when you're smashing

13:25

and then you collapse on top crushed.

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All right here's your first question

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Benny. When are women most fertile?

13:31

Uh uh

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at the end of their period? At

13:39

the end of their period Jackie? No.

13:42

Oh when is it? In the middle

13:44

actually. Right in the middle. Um no after

13:46

between one the first period and the next

13:48

period. Right in the middle there 12 to

13:50

14 days is ovulation time.

13:52

Hey can I ask a question. When you guys are on

13:55

the blobs. Yeah. Um are we you're

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on the period can you get pregnant? Oh yes

14:02

you can still get pregnant. Wow. I

14:05

don't know it definitely can happen. I

14:07

thought you could blow away all the

14:10

way. Oh no I don't believe it's

14:12

foolproof it's less like it likely but

14:14

I don't think it's foolproof. Oh

14:17

Jesus I've been I've been strawberry and cream in it

14:19

for decades and I could have easily come unstuck there.

14:21

Alright question number two. Hang on did he get that

14:23

right or wrong? He got that wrong. So if you're

14:27

prone to chapped lips how

14:29

often should you exfoliate your lips? Oh

14:31

this is some bullshit. What the hell

14:33

is this bullshit? What

14:35

have you prone to what? Chapped

14:37

lips how often should you exfoliate

14:40

the lips? Like how

14:42

often should I... Three times

14:44

a day? Three times a

14:46

day jacket. Oh that's a bit excessive

14:49

there Benny it's three to four times a

14:51

week. I've

14:53

never exfoliated my lips. I've

14:56

never exfoliated my lips.

14:58

Even if I was sunburned all the skin's

15:00

peeling off. But you're not a

15:03

girl like girls will do it keep their lips nice

15:05

and smooth. Do you do the exfoliation of

15:07

your lips? I've done it before. Have you? Sandpaper?

15:12

Yeah I know like a exfoliating

15:14

mitt. What have you got

15:16

you guys wasting money on shit and

15:18

exfoliating mitts? What is that rubbish? The

15:20

shit we have in our bathroom is

15:22

ridiculous. I have a fridge in my bathroom

15:25

so I can keep things cool in there

15:27

like face masks and you know the

15:29

quartz the rose quartz rollers.

15:31

What the hell a fridge? It's like

15:33

a little fridge. Cheeser. Do you

15:35

have any drinks in there? Yeah I do I

15:38

have water in there. Yeah that'd be fun. Oh

15:40

it'd be great to have a fridge in the

15:42

bathroom. Oh it's the best. At night time can

15:44

you hear a game? No. Bro

15:48

you need the next one raw Benny. Just

15:50

to go to a tie breaker at this

15:52

point Ben. This is getting tricky. Ok

15:55

this is your question how long

15:57

do tooth gems typically last? What?

16:01

What are they? You know, they're like, it's like

16:03

a little diamonty that you kind of put

16:05

on your tooth. You stick

16:07

it on. It's called a tooth gem. Mmm.

16:10

And it gets stuck on. Tooth gem? Tooth.

16:13

And what are you asking? So how long would that last?

16:15

They're like permanent or they... Well

16:18

no, they're not permanent. Um...

16:22

Say... six months? Six months?

16:25

Oh, he's got it! Oh! Oh,

16:27

sorry. Oh! Sorry,

16:30

it's not the wind, but God, I got

16:32

excited. Holy moly, we go to the time

16:34

break up. Benny, Benny, Benny. Jesus. Hey,

16:36

Sam. That was a good guess. Sam,

16:38

this is it, right? Okay, you're both in play. Sam,

16:41

you're on, Benny, you're on. No need

16:43

to yell out your name. Whoever yells out

16:45

the answer first is today's

16:48

winner. Do you need anything? Shake it

16:50

out, everyone. Shake it out.

16:52

Very important day. Who's gonna win this? Okay,

16:55

now, let's... Shall we make a wager?

16:58

Yeah. What do you want? I

17:00

reckon Benny boy's got it. Oh,

17:03

well then, yeah, I think he might have

17:05

it, to be honest. I have a feeling

17:07

he might get it. See, you're a great person to make a

17:09

wager with. Sorry! Okay, let's give me

17:11

a hundred then. Yeah! I just have

17:14

a feeling he might, but I could be wrong, Sam, I have

17:16

faith in you. I know you can do this, just

17:18

get in really quick, okay? Well, Sam's been through the

17:20

ring, Aaron. You can do this. You've got a confidence,

17:22

Jackie. Okay, I changed my mind. I'm back in my

17:24

girl, Sam. What are you gonna bet me? I'll be

17:26

a hundred bucks. Oh, my... What

17:28

do you want? I don't know, a vag flash or something?

17:31

Something's worth something. A little

17:33

flappy, little looky-loop. Okay,

17:36

a hundred is. Okay, you ready? You ready?

17:39

I'm ready. Okay, here we go, guys.

17:41

Here's the question. First to answer wins. How many

17:43

sides does a hexagon have? Six.

17:46

Oh, she wins! Oh, no! First

17:48

time winning against her! Took

17:51

her centuries from you! No, then you

17:53

lose! She feels better. Well

17:57

done! Yes,

18:03

Annie Knight is in there. Bring Annie

18:05

in everybody. Annie, hi. Here she comes,

18:07

ladies and gentlemen. Hi, how

18:09

are you? Hi Annie. I'm good, thank

18:11

you. You look like a normal person. I am a normal

18:13

person. She is a normal person, Kyle. But

18:17

you know, like, sorry to

18:19

say, but like when a guy normally sees

18:21

a chick that's DTF, it's

18:23

obvious immediately. Oh right, is it? It's

18:26

an immediately obvious... How would

18:28

you describe yourself when it comes to, you

18:31

know, being sexual and you... Because you own it on

18:33

your socials, right? Yeah, 100%. I

18:35

feel like I'm very sexually open. I'm open

18:38

to... I'm down to try anything, really.

18:40

Anything? Yeah, most things. Wow. Yeah.

18:44

And you hook up with girls and guys or...? Yeah,

18:46

I feel like in the past year, that's when I

18:48

started seeing girls as well before that, just men. And

18:50

how old are you? Yeah, I'm 26. So you're

18:52

26 and when did this start? Like

18:54

when did you decide to really embrace the fact

18:56

that you want to go out there and sleep

18:58

with anyone that you want to and not feel

19:01

like you should be shamed about that? I feel

19:03

like a year ago was when I made that

19:05

decision to just be open and enjoy my

19:07

life. What happened in your life for this

19:09

to be a decision? Well, I do Only

19:11

Fans as a job. Oh yeah. So I

19:13

was obviously having to be more sexual for

19:15

my Only Fans and then I just realised I really enjoy it

19:17

and I wanted to... What are you doing on the Only

19:19

Fans there? Oh, pretty much everything. Just

19:22

you by yourself? Oh, and I do collabs

19:24

with men and women as well. Collabs? Yeah,

19:27

collaboration. Yeah,

19:29

exactly. That's a collab? I'm writing that down. Yes. Collab

19:32

now. I said to my wife, do you want

19:34

to collab this afternoon? Did

19:36

you have a boyfriend? Have

19:38

you had the normal boyfriend-girlfriend bullshit relationship? Have

19:40

you had that? Yeah, I had a boyfriend.

19:42

Did you like that or did that end

19:44

bad? No, yeah. I mean, it ended

19:46

badly but I liked it in the past. What

19:48

happened? What happened for the relationship to end? Oh, it

19:50

was just very toxic. Oh, it just

19:53

weren't getting on and... Yeah, yeah. And

19:55

when did you think, you know, screw this, I'm going to

19:57

have sex with whoever I want? That's

20:00

a powerful message here, right? You're

20:02

not just doing it. You're never having sex if you don't

20:04

want to. You just think, oh, I'll route this bloke and

20:06

then you route in. Yeah, I think it

20:09

happened slowly. Like I sort of got on the dating

20:11

apps and then was going on dates and I realized

20:13

I didn't really want a boyfriend at the moment and

20:15

I just wanted to like explore my sexuality and yeah,

20:17

sleep with different people. So in that,

20:20

let's say it's been like a year

20:22

since you've really embraced that. How many

20:24

people would you have slept with in that year? Yeah,

20:27

give us some numbers. Probably

20:30

300. Jesus.

20:34

Yeah. Holy shit. How

20:36

many, that note, how many? Yeah,

20:40

close to. Is that, would that be the average or

20:42

is it like a big lump sum in one session?

20:44

Oh, in a day, five, one day. And

20:48

how do you come across those guys?

20:51

Can you use maybe some different

20:53

terminology? How would you see those

20:55

guys? Like where do you meet

20:57

them? How do you go about sleeping with five

20:59

in a day? So obviously I

21:02

do my collaborations for OnlyFans. Sure. Then

21:04

on top of that, I've met most of these guys

21:07

through dating apps. So, and I have

21:09

my regulars, I call them on my TikTok. What do

21:11

you mean? They're the guys that I just see regularly.

21:13

I probably have like eight of them that I'll

21:15

have over sort of every week. Oh, you've got

21:17

eight of rotation that you pump on camera. Yeah.

21:20

And can I ask, do you, because

21:22

you've got this, like a guy's attitude

21:24

as they would say, where you don't

21:27

want any strings attached and you're happy

21:29

like to just leave after sex. Do

21:32

you feel that a lot of the times the

21:34

guys then want something more from you? That

21:37

happens more times than not. Well, they want you

21:39

to be their special girlfriend. Before when you were

21:41

less inclined to be this way, you

21:44

guys would probably become more detached to you,

21:46

but now you find the roles reversed because

21:48

of your attitude changing. Exactly. Yeah.

21:51

It's not weird. So interesting. Isn't it?

21:53

Yeah, it really is. So the more you're not interested in

21:56

the more the guy wants that. Yep. Yeah.

21:59

That's odd. Yeah, that's so true

22:01

isn't it? How many guys have you had sex with

22:03

at once in your whole life? Is there being

22:05

like a group sex thing or? I think

22:08

just had sex with them one time. No, no

22:10

No, like how many were involved in

22:12

one session? Oh only me and two

22:14

others And

22:17

did you like that? Jackie's always wondered what that's like. Tell

22:19

Jackie what's it like? Yeah, what was it like? I

22:21

mean, it's a little bit intense obviously,

22:23

but it's fun Like I mean it the first time

22:25

I did it was scary, but scary.

22:28

Well, yeah You're a bit nervous.

22:30

Yeah, I'm nervous like yeah, I'm being put on

22:32

the spit. Yeah Yeah, and

22:34

did you've had you feel after those? I'm

22:36

I feel empowered afterwards. I feel good Yeah,

22:38

sex makes me feel good. It's meant to make

22:40

you feel good Yeah, and do you do you like

22:42

it when the guy warms up the washer and washes

22:45

washes you you down of all this? Um,

22:48

I can do that myself. Oh, you don't have that

22:50

romance. No, no one Cuddling

22:54

afterwards with these guys who you're not about that

22:57

some of them try but I'm not about that I'm

22:59

not so they go to cuddle you. What do you do?

23:01

Like go? I kind of go a bit stiff Really?

23:05

I know like surely they can tell that I don't

23:07

want to cuddle but they keep trying Well

23:09

because they probably feel that they've been in you with

23:11

their mates and that maybe she wants to cuddle because

23:13

a lot of girls Like to cuddle. Yeah, I think

23:15

that's a misconception. I don't think all women like

23:17

cuddling. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, you're probably

23:20

right I like a cuddle. Yeah, I'm

23:22

a big cuddler. Yeah, Jackie thought the 69 was yeah

23:26

It was such a big thing. Yeah, it's fully

23:29

extinct. Yeah. No, it's not Thing

23:36

where we're like, I don't know Concentrate

23:39

on just what I said. I don't like

23:41

it. It's like you want to concentrate completely

23:43

on that No, actually a bit of ease

23:45

and a bit of that. It's like half

23:48

ass Sorry

24:00

who used to work here. He was on Beauty and the

24:02

Geek, he won, he got with this

24:04

hottie but he never rooted her because he's a geek

24:06

and Lockie still to this day only has sex

24:09

with a flashlight. Right. So he's

24:11

at home smashing the flashlight. Lockie would

24:13

you like to say hello to Annie

24:15

Knight? Hi Annie how

24:17

are you going? Good thanks how are you? Well

24:20

thank you I actually do know who

24:22

Annie is because I do actually follow

24:24

you on TikTok. Do you follow her

24:26

on Onlyfans as well Lockie? No

24:29

just TikTok and Instagram. So he's got

24:31

all the hotties this guy, Lockie's following

24:33

knows what's going on he just can't

24:35

get across the line. So what's

24:37

your question Lockie? So my

24:40

question for Annie is have you

24:42

ever taken a guy's virginity and

24:45

what was it like?

24:48

You know what I actually haven't taken a guy's

24:50

virginity I get a lot of guys asking me

24:52

to take their virginity. Yeah. Yeah every

24:55

day basically. No I actually haven't.

24:57

Yeah. There's no thrill in it for a woman to

25:00

be with a man for four seconds while

25:02

he does his first line. I don't feel,

25:04

where's the thrill there? I feel like it's

25:07

nice to feel like you're gonna be there first

25:09

time. Oh there's a photo of Lockie what do you think?

25:11

Oh he's cute. And he's

25:13

only about this tall. Well I'm very

25:15

tall. Yeah. Oh how tall are you? I'm

25:17

only six foot. Yeah okay right. Yeah. Yeah.

25:20

Have you got, what does your parents think of this?

25:22

Do they know what you get up to? Will they

25:24

carry on? Yeah no like they're, I'm super

25:26

supportive. She, we've always had a really open

25:28

close relationship and you know she's just like

25:31

go do your thing live your life.

25:33

What do your friends say about your only fans

25:35

exploits? I mean they're very

25:37

supportive. I feel like I'm really lucky. I

25:39

have lost a few friends over. Have you?

25:42

Yeah. A few like really conservative. Why? Yes

25:44

very conservative. They just were very

25:46

judgmental about the career choice and yeah. Lockie

25:48

have you got any idea? Did

25:51

over arm Annie Lockie? A

25:53

gentleman never tells that sort of

25:55

thing. So Annie and I, they...

26:00

go and search and look at the socials. If

26:02

it tickles your fancy, they

26:05

can go on your only fans. Exactly. And then we're

26:07

off and away. There

26:09

we go. Jackie, you should swap numbers with it.

26:11

You guys have got so much in common. Except

26:13

for the rooting people part. And nice to meet

26:16

you. You too. Thanks, Sammy. Good luck with everything.

26:18

Kyle Jackio. You're

26:22

a kiss there, fam. Kyle and

26:24

Jackie-o's dry spell. Oh,

26:28

we've got another dry spell, have we? We do,

26:30

Kyle. Oh, there's so many

26:33

people out there not having sex.

26:35

Crazy. Today, Holly is called in.

26:37

Holly's, uh, the well's dried up

26:39

Holly. Yeah. And she's 25. It's 25? She's

26:44

engaged. Yeah. Her

26:46

and her partner are engaged, but they do have

26:48

two young kids and that's why it's dried up.

26:50

It's been 16 months since they've

26:52

had sex. What? Hang on. That's not

26:54

true. Is it Holly? 16 months? It

26:56

really is. It really is. I think the

26:59

last time we had sex was when I was

27:01

about 30 weeks pregnant with my now 14 month

27:03

old. Oh, okay. So now

27:05

you reckon that is what happened there? Did you

27:07

not enjoy it when you were pregnant or what

27:09

happened? Well, that's the during the pregnancy

27:11

I did. And then by about 30 weeks, I

27:14

was kind of big and over it. But then

27:16

since then, obviously adapting to being parents of two

27:18

has gone in the way and then, you know,

27:20

kids get sick and, you know, and then I

27:22

haven't, you know, bounced back well this time either.

27:25

So I mean, you're not comfortable with

27:27

your body. No, no, no. So

27:29

I, at the start, when I first had my,

27:31

like our youngest son, I just was like, nope,

27:33

I'm just young. Just let me get

27:35

on top of my body issues and then we will.

27:37

And, and I'm still the same now. And now he's

27:40

just given up. Like he doesn't even try anymore. It's

27:43

been so long. Is he arguing

27:45

about it or is he being a general respectful

27:47

about it? Oh, we did. Well,

27:49

at first he was really respectful. I was

27:51

like, yeah, okay. You know, take your time.

27:53

I'll just slowly try. Then it turned into

27:55

arguing because it was just like, you know,

27:57

it's been, you know, nine months, 10 months.

28:00

now like you know getting a bit

28:02

of a dose now. He's

28:04

got the problem with you not giving it up. When

28:06

you say now he's given up do you talk

28:08

about it? He doesn't even try

28:10

and we don't even talk about it anymore. And

28:13

when are you getting married? We

28:16

haven't set a date yet. Yeah

28:19

we haven't set a date yet because the boys are so

28:21

we've both got two young boys so I think yeah

28:23

just waiting for them to be a little bit older.

28:25

If you're not rooting now what's going to happen once

28:27

you're married and you go down that? I'm so worried.

28:29

I'm like are we even going to have sex

28:31

on our wedding night? Right and I knew that

28:33

would be playing on your mind because that will

28:35

be this. Because it's okay if you

28:37

don't have sex on your wedding night if you're already having sex.

28:40

But if you're not having sex that is

28:42

like this dark cloud. You'll never get

28:44

over it. Yeah and we

28:46

always can stay like this. And

28:49

you need to break that before the wedding night. Are

28:52

you just randomly going down then when you weren't comfortable

28:54

with your body staying clothed and you know just making

28:56

sure you drain in the vein to keep him keen

28:58

or? No I wasn't doing anything.

29:00

We weren't doing nothing. It

29:02

got awkward did it? I think

29:05

it's because now it's been so long it's awkward. Like I

29:07

just I won't even bring it up anymore. You know

29:09

what I think's happening? I don't know your... what's

29:11

your guys name? Alex. I

29:14

don't know Alex but I'm

29:16

assuming from the way I would deal

29:18

with that if I was knocked back, knocked back, knocked back

29:20

arguing. From now? I would

29:22

eventually because guys you know it's not fun

29:24

for us to get knocked back. Like we try to

29:27

get knocked back, try to get knocked back. That's fine.

29:29

Part of life. But when you're

29:31

engaged to someone and you're kids and you

29:33

know you can't step out and root someone

29:35

else. So he just goes

29:38

within himself. I'm imagining. He

29:41

probably doesn't want to be humiliated by being knocked

29:43

back. Knocked back again and again and again. So

29:45

I don't think he's off you. I just

29:48

think that maybe he's too nice.

29:50

Is he a nice guy? He is.

29:52

He is. Yeah

29:54

soft cock right? So he's not.

29:56

No that's not. That's beautiful. Holly,

30:02

you actually want to break this dry spell. You want

30:04

to put it on him. I do. How's

30:06

your body now? You feel comfortable

30:08

with yourself? Not yet

30:11

but I started going to the gym so I feel like

30:13

I'm a little bit more confident. I haven't lost any of

30:15

the weight or anything that I want to lose but I

30:17

think just going is making me feel a little bit more

30:19

confident. Yeah, that's good. Don't worry if

30:21

you haven't lost the weight. The

30:24

power of the puss is much more important

30:26

than a little bit of flab here and

30:28

there or a saggy boob. You

30:31

just need to get back in there. Yeah,

30:33

I just need to break it. Okay,

30:35

well we're going to call your fiancé

30:37

Alex next. Oh, that's right. Okay.

30:40

And then let's just rip the band-aid off.

30:42

Are you going to talk Holly or are

30:45

you Jackie going to talk? I

30:47

think you should do the talking Holly. Okay,

30:50

alright. Alright. Oh, this poor bastard.

30:52

Not only is he not getting his entrance, he

30:55

now has to go on national radio and talk about it.

30:59

Yeah, what made you want to do it on radio?

31:01

It's just easier. It's more awkward sometimes

31:03

just doing it on your own, right? Less chance of

31:05

an argument. And I feel like if I stumble

31:07

I might have a little guidance from you guys

31:09

as well. Yeah, it will help you. So, okay.

31:12

Alright, sit tight. Holly,

31:14

Alex, your fiancé, on the air next.

31:17

The dry spell. Can we end it? I

31:19

hope it doesn't leave. I think we can. No, as if

31:21

he's going to leave. Anything's possible. You never know what's

31:24

going on with people. We'll get him on next. Holly

31:26

Rangus. Holly's got two kids. She's 25.

31:28

She's um... She's going to get

31:30

married for her fiancé. She's engaged. Alex, who's

31:32

26. Holly's growing up and said she didn't

31:34

feel good after the first child, then the

31:37

second child, she never bounced back,

31:39

she felt a bit weird about her body and

31:41

sort of withheld sex a bit, didn't

31:43

feel all you know sexy. She's a pretty young girl.

31:45

She's a pretty young girl. She's a pretty young girl.

31:47

She's a pretty young girl. She's a pretty young girl.

31:49

She's a pretty young girl. She's a pretty young girl.

31:51

She's a pretty young girl. She's a pretty young girl.

31:55

She's a pretty young, and here we are 16 months

31:57

later, and they have not had sex. So it's a

31:59

dry spell. indeed not even

32:01

the kitchen nothing zero

32:04

that right Holly no

32:07

nothing nothing at all okay so you want

32:09

to break the dry spell and we're about to

32:11

do that now you want to

32:13

have you want to do it's

32:15

just breaking this horrible cycle when

32:18

he's not advancing or showing any interest

32:20

because of the knocking well he

32:22

was and yeah now he's just not done

32:24

yeah and I'm just worried he's given up

32:26

for good now I'm just like I can't

32:29

be for offer as well well we're gonna

32:31

let you do the talking here Holly thank

32:33

God are you ready we're gonna get Alex

32:35

on now all right honey

32:37

good luck hi Alex it's

32:40

Carla Jackie oh yeah how are you

32:43

good you go oh excellent what are you doing

32:47

just don't work can you talk yeah

32:50

okay good good we got your fiance

32:52

here Holly who wants to have a

32:54

little chat with you hello hello

32:57

hey oh god I just

32:59

want to

33:04

add something you

33:06

know like we haven't had sex

33:08

in a really long time now yes

33:11

I remember I'm

33:13

just worried because like it's been so long now

33:15

and I feel like you just like given

33:18

up on trying like at the start you were

33:20

trying for so long and now I feel like

33:22

he's just given up on

33:25

time is that because

33:27

I kept saying no

33:29

yeah like I feel

33:31

like every time you tell me you go

33:34

into bed I'll come in and then you're

33:36

just asleep and I'm just

33:38

giving up no one told me that

33:40

once that pregnancy

33:43

pillow came out that was the end well

33:47

I really want to break this like are

33:50

we gonna be able to do they just feel like I don't

33:52

I don't know I feel like this is an awkward conversation we

33:54

couldn't even have at home and now I've called

33:56

Kyle and Jackie oh for help and I just

34:00

don't know how to break it. Like I just feel like have

34:02

you given up? Like are you going to be married? And then...

34:04

What I think you should do Holly is

34:06

when Alex comes home from work tonight, you've

34:09

got the crutchless panties

34:11

on and you're diddling yourself on the bed

34:13

when he walks in. Oh, I

34:16

see you're not going to feel comfortable

34:18

doing that. You could barely have the conversation.

34:20

Yes, yes, yes. I'm trying to create a romantic

34:22

moment for these two. First of

34:24

all, Alex, she wants to

34:27

break the dry spell and she's

34:29

worried that you've just given up for good.

34:31

But what do you feel? It's

34:34

sort of hard. We're just being down this

34:37

rabbit hole ever since we had our last

34:39

son. It's just that's it.

34:41

It's just all about the kids now. And then

34:44

every time I think, oh, yes, maybe I got

34:46

a chance. It's just no. Alex, let

34:48

me tell you something, because we spoke to Holly prior

34:50

to getting you on. Yeah.

34:53

And because you're a young man, you've had

34:55

young family like, because I'm

34:57

old and I listened to girls my

35:00

whole life, she was uncomfortable with her

35:02

body. She didn't feel that she was

35:04

feeling her sexiest. That's why

35:07

she was knocking you back. Not because she doesn't love you

35:09

and didn't want you. She felt

35:11

uncomfortable. You know, girls, they don't

35:13

want to be judged. You know, they always want to

35:15

look Mickey Mouse. And so when

35:17

she's saying no, I know

35:19

you would have been taking it to heart thinking,

35:21

oh, God, she's not into me anymore. But you're

35:24

thinking the wrong thing. She was worried about

35:27

her own presentation. Is that right, Holly? Yeah,

35:29

it is. Yeah. And I just don't know how

35:31

he even feels about my body. Like, good

35:34

question. Alex, when you look at her

35:36

nude, do you still find her attractive?

35:39

Of course. Of course, every day.

35:41

Yeah. See, Holly, you guys worry

35:43

about nothing. Yeah.

35:46

And then we worry about everything. Yeah,

35:48

that's true. You worry about nothing and you worry

35:50

about everything. It's very, very confusing for us as

35:53

men. All we want to do is get the

35:55

poison out one way or another. What's the plan

35:57

then? Alex, you're keen to break

35:59

this dry. Oh

36:01

yes, I've been waiting a year and a half. Aww,

36:04

he's been waiting for this moment. Well thank you, you're bitchy about it

36:07

bro. You've still got to be

36:09

kind here. Everyone's admitting that they've got a little

36:11

bit of fault in this but the love's still

36:13

there. Yes, it is

36:15

definitely. So if you got home and

36:17

she's in the disgusting lingerie that these

36:19

girls love to wear, we don't like

36:21

that. Get all the clothes off I

36:23

say. What are you going

36:25

to do if you see her presented on the bed there? Probably

36:30

just get into bed

36:32

with her I guess. Oh

36:35

bro, we've got a lot of work to do. We've

36:38

got a lot of work to do. It's

36:40

been so long. Now,

36:42

Peddro's got a good suggestion. Peddro,

36:44

what did you want to suggest? Hey Alex,

36:46

good luck if you're going to have sex. I'm just

36:49

going to say, make sure you use protection because otherwise

36:51

if you don't you could have another year of no

36:53

sex. Back here again in a

36:55

year. Oh definitely. Alex,

36:57

what I'd suggest is you gently go down

37:00

on Holly and

37:03

you have a tray of biscuits there or something

37:05

like if she starts to get

37:07

distracted, start feeding the biscuits. These

37:10

are the worst tips I've

37:13

ever heard. So he's going

37:15

to feed her biscuits. Just the arm

37:17

will come up with a Tim Tam or

37:19

something. Get a white Tim Tam and you're

37:21

just queuing away. I

37:24

think you're imagining what you would want if you

37:26

were a girl. Or we should just

37:28

use the whipped cream or something. I

37:30

think Jackie's hit the nail on her head there.

37:32

If I was a lady, oh just loving them

37:34

white Tim Tams and getting d***ed out.

37:37

That's the end for me. Sign

37:40

me up. Sign me up. Make me a

37:42

woman. Guys, now we

37:44

will ring you to make sure that you've gone

37:46

ahead with the deed. Okay.

37:50

Oh my god, that's putting a lot of

37:52

pressure on them to make it happen. Alex,

37:54

unless you've been flogging that thing senseless every

37:56

time she goes down to the servo, you

37:58

really... it's gonna

38:00

come pretty quickly right? Yes,

38:03

yes. And you won't mock

38:05

him Holly and judge him.

38:07

You won't say is that

38:10

it? After 15 months I waited all this

38:12

time for that. None of that. Now she'll

38:14

just be happy that they've done it. Yeah.

38:16

Yeah, it's breaking. I don't care if it's

38:18

like I guess the cycle is breaking and exactly.

38:20

That's right. Now Alex, I don't know what you do as

38:22

a young man but me I've used this since I was

38:24

a very young man. You run off, you

38:27

warm up the hand towel with warm water

38:29

and you wipe her down afterwards and that

38:31

is a real gentleman. Unless

38:36

of course you finish inside and you know

38:38

then she's that's on her then

38:40

she runs off the little gase run to the

38:44

toilet. Yeah, yeah.

38:47

So good luck everyone. Good luck guys. We're

38:56

talking about nurses and stuff that you've

38:59

had in your butthole or your front

39:01

hole or whatever hole any hole. So

39:03

over in the UK Jackie there's a

39:05

run this TV show about poor old

39:07

nurses. They're as struggling as it is.

39:09

These people they give their life their

39:11

soul. This show in the UK is

39:13

fascinating because people go into the hospital

39:15

and they lie, lie, lie about how

39:17

they have things shoved up Why

39:21

do they lie like it's so obvious

39:23

about what you've done and

39:26

their nurses I mean you'd like

39:28

to think they wouldn't judge you. Of course nurses

39:30

are still human beings. Don't you think they'd be

39:32

more likely to talk about you behind your

39:34

back? If you lied. If you lie. I just feel

39:38

like if you go in there and go yeah I

39:40

was just mucking around and I did this and can

39:42

you believe it it's stuck up. Tell me if you

39:44

think this guy's lying. He's trying to explain to the

39:46

nurse that he's

39:48

moved into a new flat and why he has a toilet

39:50

brush shoved in his arse so he can't get out. A

39:53

toilet brush? A toilet brush. The filthiest item in

39:55

the house. Well it is going to the filthiest

39:57

part of the body. It's

40:00

all in there anyway, you may as well mush it

40:02

around. I think the handle is the bit that he's

40:04

got stuck, right? I'm assuming. Yeah, it's gotta be the

40:06

handle, right? Roll the tape and you can tell the

40:09

nurse isn't buying it. Play it. I went to

40:11

the phone room. I'm back at

40:13

2.30 this morning. I just moved

40:15

into the property so I'm under

40:17

a coldest around. My bathroom floor was

40:19

a bit wet. I slid off the toilet

40:21

seat, went to the toilet seat, and got

40:23

a toilet flush and I landed literally on

40:25

it. The patient says he

40:27

slipped in his bathroom and landed on the toilet

40:30

brush, which is now stuck up his bottom. Have

40:32

you been able to get any of it out? Has

40:34

any of it broken off? No. Okay.

40:38

I just tried kind of pulling at it and

40:40

things. Tried easing it in the shower.

40:43

Look, it's just being beat with

40:45

catching and... Ah! Oh! Sorry.

40:49

It brings tears to your eyes, I tell you.

40:51

I'm sure it does. Ah! I'm

40:53

sorry it's too embarrassing today, ladies. Oh,

40:56

there it is. Oh, what's it gone? Why would

40:58

you ever put a toilet... Maybe he

41:00

was telling the truth. Come on, man. Is

41:03

it possible? Is

41:06

it possible you can slip off the toilet

41:08

and land straight in? No. Well,

41:10

look, it'd be highly unlikely. It could happen,

41:12

though. It could. Listen, it blows. Because when

41:14

you die, if you actually did accidentally

41:17

get something stuck up there and

41:19

you knew no one would believe you... I would be insisted

41:22

on taking a lie detector test in the hospital.

41:26

How do you convince them that you actually work doing that

41:28

innocently? They

41:31

don't have lie detector tests at all. No, I know. So, a

41:33

T1065 call up, if you're a nurse or a vet... Maybe

41:39

not a vet. No, not a... no. Maybe

41:42

they've gone to a vet because they're too scared to

41:44

go to the doctor. Oh, no. If

41:46

you'd go to a vet... Well, gangsters go

41:48

to vets when they get shot. So, why wouldn't they

41:50

go to the vet for the master? Because that's

41:52

so nothing's on... No one can tell the police.

41:55

Yeah, yeah. Gee, you're pretty good

41:57

at this. We can do any hole

41:59

to go here. front hole, back hole, we don't care

42:01

what hole it is. Even the ear,

42:03

nose hole, anything. Anything weird that's

42:05

been stuck somewhere that shouldn't have been there. Okay,

42:08

I think we'll get some pretty good calls on that. And

42:10

nurses, you can be anonymous. You have to ring up and

42:12

say, oh hi, I'm the post-op care nurse from the Royal

42:14

Rant. No, you can

42:17

just say, okay, it's

42:19

Cheryl. And this guy

42:21

had four matchbox cars shoved up his coin hole.

42:23

Wonder how often they come in. I

42:26

think a lot. Do you reckon? Every

42:28

nurse has got a story. Every

42:30

nurse on earth has got a

42:32

story about pulling some foreign object out of someone's butt

42:34

hole. Nurses or anyone else.

42:36

Maybe you're the actual person. You're

42:38

the arse bandit that's got something

42:41

in there. I would love to hear from

42:43

that person. The actual people. The

42:45

actual person. Maybe there

42:47

is a caller out there that genuinely

42:49

had an accident. I don't

42:51

know why you went on the wrong

42:53

side of history. Always. 13-1065 to get

42:56

through. It's

42:59

the Kyle and Jackie O Show morning guys. No,

43:03

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Take it

43:05

out now. I think it's stuck. Yeah,

43:08

there's this show over in the UK

43:10

where they are following these emergency sort

43:12

of room people around, the emergency in

43:14

the hospital. Junior doctors and it's gone

43:17

viral because this guy. The

43:19

guy comes in with a toilet brush up his butt

43:21

hole. He slipped off the toilet in his new flat,

43:23

apparently, and they're, oh, he tried very hard to get

43:25

the toilet brush out but had to take himself off

43:27

to emergency. Right, we're taking calls from

43:29

nurses, doctors, maybe you yourself have had

43:31

this happen to you. Me, no. No,

43:34

you the listener. Nurse number one.

43:37

Hi, they're anonymous nurse. How are you? Very

43:39

good. Have you come across a problem like

43:41

this? Yes, I have.

43:43

I actually work in mental health. So

43:46

I have dealt with this a few times. We

43:48

have a little group in our

43:50

facility that we like to call

43:53

the insertors. No. And

43:56

their preference is to.

44:00

to shove batteries

44:03

and razor blades. We've

44:07

gone straight to the hotel. It's

44:09

very self-destructive. In services. Yes, very. Okay.

44:13

Right. And why do you think

44:15

like, what's the psychology behind wanting to do razors

44:17

up there? Is it hiding them from the

44:19

staff or is it some other weird thing?

44:23

I'd love to know because then we'd be able to stop

44:25

it. To

44:27

be honest, I think it's a pain

44:29

reaction. They're seeking pain. Yeah. Oh,

44:32

wow. Oh, no. Poor

44:34

thing. That's terrible. Well,

44:36

that's okay. Yeah, that's no good. That holds another issue.

44:38

Yeah, that's the freezer of society there. Nurse number two.

44:40

Hi. How are you? Very

44:43

well. Do you know any of this art stuff? Have you witnessed

44:45

anything? Have you seen anything weird up there? Yes,

44:47

I've had both. One to myself

44:50

but also one for a patient. So

44:53

one night I took a guy

44:56

home for a one night stand and

44:58

I ended up on the light

45:00

swarf and he was inserting stuff, having fun. And then

45:02

he says, oh, no. I said, what? What's

45:05

wrong? And he said,

45:07

I inserted a jar of peanut butter and

45:09

I've lost it. A

45:11

whole jar of peanut butter? In me. And

45:15

I was like, sorry to feel pain. Hang

45:17

on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang

45:20

on. I've got the huge beaker thing. Like,

45:22

I mean, it's as big as a soccer ball in my

45:24

mind. Medium beaker. Medium. I guess that's

45:27

what happened. And then I had to go to the

45:29

hospital I actually work at and have that embarrassing conversation

45:31

with my colleagues. Why would you go to the one

45:33

you work at? Which one was the closest? Probably the

45:35

closest one there, Jackie. I think it was the closest

45:38

one. I reckon I could hang on for 20 minutes

45:40

next to that. When

45:42

you've got a jar of peanut butter in

45:44

your ass, you can't go the extra 10 minutes.

45:47

The humiliation though. Come on. Did

45:49

you have to... The people that you

45:51

work with on the daily, did they have to take

45:53

that out? Yes. And

45:56

I'm actually going for surgery and the worst thing

45:58

is the surgeon decided to do it. to get

46:00

his revenge by posting a picture of

46:02

me with the peanut butter jar next to me.

46:05

That sounds unethical. But

46:08

is it? Yeah. Or is that just LOLs in

46:10

the office? Maybe he'll play. LOLs in the office,

46:12

but yeah. LOLs in the office. Hey,

46:14

imagine you would have made the newsletter for the

46:16

hospital that week. That would have been fun. Oh

46:19

my God. Well, thank you anonymous nurse

46:21

too. Let's go to anonymous nurse number three. All the

46:23

nurses are being anonymous. Hey, how's it going? Yeah, good.

46:25

Okay, what's happened? What have you noticed? What have you

46:28

seen? Have you been horrified? This

46:30

was a few years ago, but it's still

46:32

very much being brought up as

46:34

we speak regularly. It

46:38

wasn't up someone's ass. It was a

46:40

parrot up a girl's vagina. Oh,

46:42

the front bump. A parrot? A

46:45

parrot. A parrot? It had been there I

46:47

think about four days. Oh,

46:49

it's dead. Well,

46:52

I'm not sure if it was when it went in, but it was when

46:54

it came out. What

46:57

was the story behind that? They

47:00

just came in pretty thick and who was trying

47:02

to work out why their

47:05

infection was so bored. Yeah.

47:09

And was denying

47:11

everything, couldn't work anything out. And then

47:13

she walked to the bathroom and we

47:15

found feathers. And

47:21

then what did you do? Did you just say,

47:23

look, we need to inspect what's going on down

47:25

there? Yeah. And then we had to ask all

47:28

where are these coming from? And then after

47:30

a little bit of probing, it came out.

47:32

But obviously we were not going to take

47:34

that out ourselves. So

47:36

I'm not taking it. That's

47:40

a theater thing. That is. Yeah.

47:42

That's me. You

47:47

can't sense humans. Thank you, Nurse 3. Let's go

47:49

to Nurse 4. I know that'll be. Weird

47:52

things are things. What have you found

47:54

up somewhere? Well, it's weird. I

47:57

was working in emergency a few years back. And

48:00

a couple came in, the ambulance, we actually had a

48:02

call from the ambulance to say, do we have a

48:04

private room and all this because it's all a bit

48:06

embarrassing. And there was a couple and right at the

48:09

end of Coitus, they got stuck together because he spasmed

48:11

and couldn't move. Well, he got

48:13

his own, his old fella stuffed up there. Oh, that can

48:15

happen. So they both were very

48:17

much together and we both moved them back

48:19

on the trolley and we had to give them a

48:21

muscle relaxant to relax them so they couldn't. Oh,

48:24

I wonder how long they stayed in

48:26

bed for waiting for that. Before

48:29

you realised there's nothing we

48:31

can do. Well, I didn't realise you could get

48:33

a cord up there. I had no idea. Well, why

48:35

did you die? I don't know. It's

48:37

not weird, right? It's super weird. It's because it

48:39

spasmed. They spasmed, or he

48:42

spasmed and unfortunately his legs and what have

48:44

you and they had to give him a

48:46

muscle relaxant. Well, actually they had it through the

48:48

groin and that so that he could relax his legs

48:51

and... Oh, look at him. Wow.

48:53

He almost turned you off having sex and I think

48:55

you're anonymous now. OK, let's go to Nurse 5. Hi,

48:57

good morning. Yes, hi there. How are you?

48:59

Very good. We're talking about ass things. Weird

49:01

things in the bottom hole or the front hole or have

49:03

you got that story for us? Most of

49:06

it is different. I had a

49:08

patient come into the emergency room with

49:11

the ink part of a pen

49:14

stuck inside his penis and

49:16

he told us that he was going to the toilet

49:18

and the pen had fallen out of his closet. Yeah,

49:20

a hole in one this guy got. It is.

49:23

Amazing. So hang on. It's

49:26

like a big biro but you pull the

49:28

little tube out of the... of

49:30

the external part of the big. There's no way that's

49:32

going to fall in the eye of your cock. There's

49:35

no way. It looks like he'd

49:37

been using it to draw with

49:39

his penis and it just looks

49:42

so ridiculous. It kind of looks

49:44

like a stench inside. It

49:46

just looks like he'd bring it as a pen.

49:48

And then when he told us his story

49:50

about the pen falling out of his pocket, it's

49:52

hard to remain professional and not laugh.

49:54

No, I know. It was like the

49:57

penis missed a squeeze. It's

50:00

an upside down elephant with shame

50:02

and danger. Alright

50:05

let's go to nurse number six. Hi, how are

50:07

you doing? Very well. A lot of nurses here

50:10

with a lot of dirty ass stories. What's yours?

50:13

So a little while ago we

50:15

had a lady that came in that decided to

50:18

pleasure herself with a Buzz Lightyear

50:20

action doll. But

50:22

she didn't know that the doll actually had those

50:24

wings that expand out to the side and like

50:26

a little... That's right, you hit the button and

50:29

the wings pop out on this thing right? And

50:31

it got caught inside her and they couldn't get

50:33

it out. Up and about... what's

50:35

the catch phrase? Up and beyond. Beyond

50:39

to infinity. To infinity and beyond. Yeah,

50:42

infinity and beyond. Wait, so it always

50:44

amazes me what people use, you know, in

50:46

those situations. Oh you get what you can

50:48

get and if she's got a little Buzz

50:50

Lightyear giving her the wink on the bedside

50:52

table, why wouldn't you? How

50:55

about that? Have you ever done that with a Barbie or

50:57

anything? No, not like that, Kyle. Because her head comes off

50:59

too. Yeah. You meant that you

51:01

found her head in there. Anonymous nurse number seven.

51:04

Last call I got it. You're on. How

51:07

are you? Very good. Have you come

51:09

across any of these weird things

51:11

and certain into people? Unfortunately,

51:13

quite a few. But

51:16

one that sticks out was we had

51:18

a female come in with a cat.

51:22

Literally a p***y. We're going to p***y. Can

51:25

you explain more? So

51:27

they came in much

51:29

like the caller with the parrot, quite sick. They

51:32

couldn't figure out why. Then

51:34

they did a full exam and found a

51:36

kitten. A kitten, right? Like

51:39

the whole kitten was in there? Was

51:42

she quite mentally ill this

51:44

girl? I'm not necessarily.

51:46

I'm not too sore, but yeah.

51:49

I think she kind of has to be really. She

51:51

really does. No, is it?

51:53

They've got little claws on them.

51:56

That would be pretty nice. This

52:01

is the Kyle and Jackie O Show, here at Kiss Their

52:03

Fair Morning. Kyle

52:07

and Jackie O's. Today

52:11

a young woman by the name of Marie,

52:13

we're going to bring her in, she is

52:15

looking for love. They say poshest

52:18

listener we've ever had on TMI. Yeah,

52:20

but that's from Pedro. Yes. Pedro

52:22

is from a third world country.

52:25

I don't know what his posh and our posh, but

52:27

the lady sounds like she's an

52:29

upper shelf, top shelf sort of a lady. Let's

52:32

bring her in. Marie, let's bring her in. Yes.

52:35

Okay, here's Marie everyone. Hi Marie. Hi.

52:37

Welcome to the show. How are you? Hey.

52:41

Hey, you're all right. Hello. How

52:43

are you? Hi. Hi there.

52:46

How are you Marie? I'm very

52:48

well, thank you. How are you? Very

52:51

good. So it says here you're the Persian

52:53

princess who can't get a man that's good

52:55

enough. Are you

52:57

too fussy there or you think

53:00

you want what you want and that you won't

53:02

suffer fools, you don't want

53:05

anything less than the perfect man. Why bother?

53:08

Yes. What I'm looking, I know

53:10

what I want. I have a

53:12

list of requirements and I'm looking

53:14

for that. It's obviously very hard

53:16

to get that. Keep

53:18

going. So do we need, we've got a list of things

53:20

here. You're, but just to kind

53:22

of give a picture, you're 47 and

53:25

you were married for 23 years, recently

53:27

divorced. Yes. That's kind of

53:29

what we need to know so far. Why didn't, that

53:31

didn't work out the last one. You stayed there for

53:33

a while though. Yes, I tried too

53:36

hard to work it out and obviously

53:38

it didn't work. Oh, what a shame.

53:40

Well, we've all been here. It's all right, onwards and

53:43

upwards. We have a lot of men varying in

53:45

different ages here, all on the line. Ten

53:47

single guys. Now, if they don't

53:49

like something they hear, they will hang up and we'll let

53:51

you know as we go. Yeah, if they

53:53

do. Okay. So we've got a

53:55

lot of facts here of the TMI's. We're going to roll

53:57

through a one by one and hopefully by the end. Everyone's

54:01

still there and they all are in

54:03

love with you and they want to

54:05

be your Mr. Wonderful. Yeah. Let's

54:08

hear fact number one. I'm very

54:10

smart with a master's degree in engineering.

54:12

You must have a degree, no trades

54:15

or less. Oh,

54:17

that's going to rule out quite a

54:19

few. No trades. There they drop. No

54:21

trades. So you're not interested in the

54:23

tradesmen? Yeah,

54:25

I respect them. They do a lot of things,

54:28

good things. They don't want to rule one. Yeah,

54:30

but I don't want to be around me. There

54:32

goes another one. You don't want to be with

54:34

one? No. You find them

54:36

handsome but you don't desire that. Yeah. So

54:38

they have to have a master's as well?

54:43

No, just a degree in uni.

54:45

A degree. Okay. So we

54:47

lost four. Oh, one,

54:49

two, three. We lost four. Five. Five.

54:52

Matt's gone. He's a fire tester who's

54:54

looking for a hot sugar mama. You

54:56

don't want that. So what do you

54:58

want? No. Jamiroquai. This is

55:01

the place. Sounds fun. He's

55:03

got dreadlocks. Loves listening to Bob Marley

55:05

music. He was at

55:07

the anti-vaxx protest during the COVID thing.

55:10

Got fined multiple times. Never finished year

55:12

10 but runs his own concreting business.

55:16

No, okay, not mine. Chris

55:18

also vanished. He's looking for a girl

55:21

who's ready to commit. He's fit, good

55:23

looking. He's a sparky electrician. That's why

55:25

he's out. He doesn't want no clingy

55:28

chicks. So he's gone. Are you clingy?

55:32

Oh, like, don't worry. It's like,

55:34

you know, like latch on, like,

55:36

you know, needy. No. No.

55:38

No. Okay. And then five L. Five

55:41

L's gone too. Looking for his future

55:43

wife doesn't want to hoe. And

55:46

he's a DJ who hopes to be famous. So

55:48

no degree there either. Okay, well, so, all right.

55:51

She's not interested in any of those things. Well, that's

55:53

narrowed it down. Well, that's, yeah,

55:55

now. And we're only at fact one. Fact number

55:57

two now. If you are chubby.

56:00

If you're overweight, hang up, nah, I don't

56:02

like fat people. Any fatties

56:04

there? Oh, who have we

56:06

lost there, guys? Who'd we lose? Savros.

56:09

Savros? Savros migrated from Greece after his

56:12

dad went missing. Has a

56:14

gun license and his five foot two with no

56:16

hair and weighs 105 kilos. Holy

56:19

shit, well, you missed out there. Look at the

56:21

face on her, she's happy he's gone. She's

56:23

happy he's gone. Are we even gonna get through

56:25

all these facts is what I'm wondering? Fact number

56:27

three, please. I'm very attractive, a seven out

56:29

of 10, I only

56:31

lose points of my age. You

56:34

must be at least a seven

56:36

also. Well, a woman who knows what she

56:38

wants, you must be at least a seven out of 10.

56:40

Okay. Marie's claiming she's also

56:42

a seven out of 10, but loses points because

56:44

of her age. No, you should never say that.

56:47

I'd have to agree with that. Oh, no. You

56:49

should never say that. It's a number only,

56:51

actually. Exactly. Oh, yeah, but you know. Don't

56:53

let people tell you that, you know, just

56:55

because you're getting older doesn't mean you can't

56:57

still be beautiful and sexy.

57:00

You just gotta be a little bit more hoey, is that

57:02

domestic? No. Okay, let's do the next

57:04

fact. I like a velgroom,

57:06

gentlemen, no bees or long hair.

57:09

No beards. Yeah, I'm okay with beards.

57:11

Oh, you're okay with beards. Oh, yeah,

57:13

but not long, long one. Oh, not

57:15

the easy top looking. Yeah. Who

57:18

have we lost? Johnno. Hang on, about Johnno.

57:20

He was in prison for 10 years, but he's now a

57:22

good person. Filled most at

57:24

home on the couch with the two he's new,

57:26

and he's known as Santa Claus for having the

57:29

best beard in town, he says. Oh, you missed

57:31

out on a bloody live Santa Marie. Okay,

57:34

fact number five, please.

57:36

You cannot be a person who

57:38

wears thongs as shoes. They

57:41

are for beach or pool only.

57:43

If you wear thongs to the shops

57:46

or out, we will not work.

57:49

Oh, God. I love that. Are you sure you

57:51

don't wanna be with Kyle? I also hate wearing

57:53

thongs. I don't think they are shoes. I

57:57

don't like them. I hate to buy them. Be

57:59

with our cats. Yeah, swimming pool is okay. If

58:01

you see someone else you know shuffling around the

58:03

shopping center in the thongs you think brooch Right

58:06

brooch. Yeah Okay,

58:09

let's do fact number six I

58:12

cannot tolerate burping farting or swearing

58:14

in front of me Okay,

58:18

so no everyone I think a gentleman shouldn't

58:21

be doing the farting and stuff You

58:24

know I believe so Yeah,

58:26

like swearing. I don't like

58:28

swearing. No, it's just casual sometimes

58:30

It works, but not every day

58:32

and every single occasion. Yeah, not

58:35

using it like punctuation. Yes Do

58:39

you ever use the f-word? No never never

58:41

when you're asking for someone to have sex

58:43

with you You don't say hey, hey, why

58:46

don't you come here and yeah, it's me.

58:48

Yeah Oh my god, you don't say that

58:50

you've never said it thought you should try it

58:52

out. Okay, let's do it If I'm number seven, I

58:55

don't sleep around so if

58:57

you are expecting a one-nighter stand,

58:59

that's not me No one

59:02

night stand there. Jimbo's gone. Oh well

59:05

Jimbo's wife died a month ago. He's looking for some

59:07

new puss They're on

59:09

the rocks anyway, so he's not that worried. He never wanted

59:11

to get married again Does up

59:13

these dads for our listeners? Well,

59:15

they asked the questions and they feel that it's

59:18

feeding it wants to experiment as His

59:20

ex-wife was the only vagina

59:22

he'd ever had Oh

59:25

missed out there as well Marie. Okay, that's

59:29

Bruno Bruno, I said my Bruno is it

59:34

He's looking for someone just to have a

59:36

bit of fun with doesn't want an ugly

59:38

girl and works in the building industry And

59:41

what is the dignity? No degree

59:44

again, I don't think but by the

59:46

way, the greens aren't that yeah

59:48

Or can you need to get over that

59:50

part? Yeah the crease What

59:52

brings what did that what does that bring

59:54

to the table for you having the degrees?

59:56

It's just more that you think they're intellectual.

59:58

Yes And I want

1:00:00

to have a good conversation and communication. Yeah,

1:00:04

I know. You can still have that without

1:00:06

them having a degree though. I

1:00:09

think about it. Okay. Fact

1:00:12

number eight please. Let's be

1:00:15

honest. No ladies like short man. You

1:00:17

must be at least 175 centimeters tall. No.

1:00:22

Yes, it's hard isn't it with a short man

1:00:24

yes. Oh, girls. Yeah, I

1:00:26

know what you're saying. Girls, have we lost it? Is

1:00:28

there any shorties there? No, they seem

1:00:30

to be quite tall. Okay, there you go. Look

1:00:32

at this. He's already pepping up. Four guys left

1:00:34

on the chopping block Marie. Let's

1:00:36

hear number nine. You must have

1:00:39

a clean history. If you have done

1:00:41

drugs or been into jail, hang up

1:00:43

now. Have you done drugs or

1:00:45

what? Been to jail. You don't do the

1:00:47

jail. No,

1:00:50

have you been in jail? No, I have

1:00:52

not been in jail. But I've definitely done

1:00:55

more than my fair share of drugs. And

1:00:58

no degree. Are you saying they should never have

1:01:00

done drugs? Never. What

1:01:03

kind of drugs do you say? I always drop down. Like

1:01:05

smoking? Sickle? No,

1:01:07

no, like **** and those kind of things. I

1:01:09

never got any drugs in my life. And

1:01:13

you don't want them to have ever done drugs? The

1:01:17

thing is if they... They're out there for a bit losing their

1:01:19

lives with a drop of live blood. If

1:01:21

they were heavily on drugs, then

1:01:23

you can see from their appearance.

1:01:26

Let's get both guys on. Do you want to

1:01:28

chat? There's two men left. Yeah, Pete is 38.

1:01:30

He's out. Sorry,

1:01:32

he's an outgoing person. He's super fit.

1:01:35

Six foot four and 130 kilos. Six

1:01:38

foot four, okay. That's a good height. Pete,

1:01:40

meet Marie. Marie, this is Pete. Hey,

1:01:43

Marie. How are you? Hi, Pete. I'm

1:01:46

good. How are you today? I'm good.

1:01:49

I just wanted to say I lied. I've been to jail. It

1:01:51

wouldn't work out any more. See ya. Oh,

1:01:53

he doesn't take rejects as well. Pete tried

1:01:55

to jump in there with his idea. Yeah.

1:01:58

I don't think that worked out. Marie definitely

1:02:00

made the choice. Marie we've got

1:02:03

one more person left.

1:02:05

This is your only option. This

1:02:07

is Mackenzie. Mackenzie is

1:02:09

20. Looking for someone who

1:02:11

is a good laugh, doesn't want a

1:02:13

bossy boot and is looking for a mature woman.

1:02:16

That's good. Mackenzie meet Marie.

1:02:18

Marie meet Kenzie. Hi

1:02:21

Marie, how are you? Hi I'm good. Are

1:02:23

you looking for a sugar mummy? Yeah, I'm

1:02:26

sitting around now. I'm sick of

1:02:28

these teenage girls man like. I've

1:02:31

heard you speak and you sound beautiful. All

1:02:33

right. Thank you. Wow. Now Mackenzie she made

1:02:35

it quite clear in the early facts that

1:02:37

she needs you to be at least a

1:02:40

seven out of ten. What do

1:02:42

you rate yourself there? I

1:02:44

reckon I'm a ten out of ten. I'm

1:02:48

touching my voice. I think she's 11 out of

1:02:50

ten. Wow. This guy's got away

1:02:52

with the voice

1:02:54

too brother. So he

1:02:56

wouldn't be exactly what you're after. He could

1:02:58

be fun. Yeah, he's

1:03:01

so cheeky. Yeah. Do you like

1:03:03

a cheeky man? I like cheeky

1:03:05

man but not that age. You

1:03:07

wouldn't have sex with a 20 year old? I never

1:03:09

had no. You never had sex with a 20 year old? No.

1:03:11

Even when you were 20. I

1:03:16

was just covering her microphone. She doesn't like

1:03:18

talking about that. That's sorry. Too

1:03:22

posh to talk about sex. I get it. Are

1:03:24

you contemplating this situation at all?

1:03:29

No, not really. Do you

1:03:32

have a degree? I want to spend

1:03:34

the rest of my life with a gentleman. So

1:03:37

early 20s I am always

1:03:39

worried about cheating on me.

1:03:41

Yeah. Yeah. Go for

1:03:43

a younger woman. Hmm.

1:03:45

You can always give me a chance and

1:03:48

test out if you don't like it. We

1:03:50

can end it up. Do you have a

1:03:52

degree, Mackenzie, or none? I'm

1:03:54

currently studying to become a lawyer,

1:03:56

family lawyer. Oh, you gotta just give

1:03:58

him a chance for sure. Sure, leave a little.

1:04:00

You know what this could be like? You know the French

1:04:03

president who he was rooting his teacher and

1:04:05

she's like 100 years old and now

1:04:07

look how happy they are. Yeah they're married,

1:04:10

they're happy, like solid, you just

1:04:12

never know. Go for it.

1:04:14

Yeah that's a fun. Alright, I give a chance. Oh I love

1:04:16

it. Oh hey, hey it's just happened. I

1:04:19

thought it wasn't going to happen. That's

1:04:21

fantastic. Go Mackenzie. Okay so

1:04:23

you guys want to go out

1:04:25

on a date? Yeah.

1:04:30

Not what you planned on getting? Yeah,

1:04:33

not really. Well it's how silly it is, it is what it

1:04:35

is. We'll

1:04:38

set you up, we'll send you

1:04:40

on a dinner date and hopefully

1:04:42

you enjoy

1:04:44

yourself. Alright, thanks guys. Thanks so

1:04:46

much Marie. Oh what a shame. That was

1:04:48

fun. I would have preferred a mature man

1:04:50

that was like the general manager

1:04:53

of a car yard or something. No

1:04:55

I don't think that's what she's got.

1:04:57

Yeah I was expecting a

1:05:01

specialist doctor or as

1:05:03

an air politician or

1:05:05

a high ranking person

1:05:08

coming with a white horse.

1:05:11

Oh you're a nut job. Kyle

1:05:16

and Jackie O's sovereignhood.

1:05:26

Basically whoever has the

1:05:28

best sob story and we get convinced

1:05:30

that this person, that's a

1:05:32

real story, I will give them the money, they

1:05:35

deserve it. They could be lying or they could

1:05:37

be absolutely telling us the truthful story. What

1:05:39

we do know is that out of the two people

1:05:41

we're about to hear from one is definitely telling

1:05:44

the truth and the other is not but we're going to award

1:05:46

the money before we find out just based on who we believe.

1:05:49

Just testing our own durability here to see whether

1:05:51

we can be turned or not. I feel like

1:05:53

we've got good bullshit detector I think. I agree,

1:05:56

I agree. Let's get Yusuf on first. Yusuf sir,

1:05:58

how are you? Hi Yusuf. Hey,

1:06:00

how's it going? Down trodden, hey.

1:06:03

Val, that's how it sounds. Let

1:06:05

me tell you, you've got 20 seconds here to

1:06:07

give us the headline story and then we may

1:06:09

ask questions about it as well. So you've got

1:06:12

a timer. So tell us

1:06:14

the sad story within 20 seconds

1:06:16

from now. Basically,

1:06:19

I'm a truck driver. I've been off work for

1:06:21

about a year. I'm not

1:06:24

going to sit here and make anyone feel sorry for me

1:06:26

but it's just the truth. I've been off for a year.

1:06:29

I'm married. I've got about $27 to my name. And

1:06:32

this will pretty much help me with payment

1:06:35

because right now, the one that's bringing me

1:06:37

an income and with

1:06:39

inflation, there should be a... Thank

1:06:42

you, Yousef. We've got Abby

1:06:44

on the phone. Hello, Abby. That sounded legit.

1:06:46

Hi, how are you? Good, Abby. His

1:06:49

Yousef story wasn't too unbelievable or... Well, let's

1:06:51

start to pick holes in it in a

1:06:53

second and see. Okay, yeah. But first, let's

1:06:55

hear Abby out. Are you ready, Abby? 20

1:06:58

seconds to give us your little sad story.

1:07:00

Go. So I

1:07:02

work in a school as a cleaner and

1:07:05

then hurt myself near the knee

1:07:08

surgery. Was relying on one

1:07:10

of the other knees. So now we've got to

1:07:12

do both knee surgery. Don't

1:07:15

know much as a cleaner anyways. But I've

1:07:17

got seven kids. Seven? I'm going to be

1:07:19

off work. Yeah, seven kids. Oh, no. Oh,

1:07:22

yeah. I've got to be off work

1:07:24

to... Time's up. Time's up. Time's up. Time's up.

1:07:26

You don't get the kick. We may ask you

1:07:28

questions, but we will ask you questions. Let's go

1:07:30

back to Yousef first. Okay. So Yousef, how come

1:07:32

you've been out of work for a whole year? I've

1:07:36

got a hearing thing in my truck that I

1:07:38

was driving in and then I lost my job

1:07:40

because I said that it was my fault. And

1:07:42

yeah, that's basically it. And I've

1:07:44

been trying to look for a job ever since, being in and

1:07:46

out of jobs and... What jobs have you been in and

1:07:48

out of? Timber flooring,

1:07:51

laboring. I'm really looking at anything in the

1:07:53

trade because it's much easier to get something

1:07:56

in the trade. Like I can call someone and like

1:07:58

two days later... But are you saying that you... You

1:08:00

only get like a day here and there or

1:08:02

a couple of days, nothing, no consistent work. That's

1:08:05

exactly right, Carl. That's exactly right. Do

1:08:07

you have children? No,

1:08:10

one's on the way. One's on the way. Okay, you've

1:08:12

got a baby on the way. Nearly

1:08:15

pregnant and nearly married. Ah,

1:08:17

okay. Okay. Tough

1:08:19

time. And $27 in the account

1:08:21

but the wife is bringing in some money. $27.38

1:08:24

for future. Oh,

1:08:28

I believe him. No. Oh,

1:08:30

you got bullied by the 38 fans. Do you

1:08:32

have any other questions? You trying to find other

1:08:35

work outside of being in the trucking industry? 100%

1:08:38

aging in the trade. So if you know

1:08:40

anyone, give me that number. No

1:08:43

one will hire you. It's

1:08:45

hard nowadays, you know, like not a lot

1:08:47

of people are looking for work, maybe they

1:08:49

are, and they'll hire you for like three,

1:08:51

four days and then get used out of

1:08:53

you and then you never get

1:08:55

a call back. Okay, let's get Abby now.

1:08:57

Abby claims she's a cleaner and doesn't own

1:08:59

much. So you had one knee already bung,

1:09:02

Abby. Yes, I

1:09:04

was on the trampoline with my son

1:09:06

and as I was coming off, someone

1:09:08

was jumping on it and lost my

1:09:10

footing. And then how did

1:09:12

you hurt the other knee? Well,

1:09:15

the other knee, because I was always relying on

1:09:17

the hurt knee, I was relying on the

1:09:19

good knee. And

1:09:21

then I literally slipped down three stairs, trying to be

1:09:23

quiet, going down the stairs. So

1:09:26

the kids won't hear me going into

1:09:29

the kitchen. And yep, without

1:09:31

turning on the light, I slipped down the stairs. And

1:09:33

what are all your kids names? Go. So

1:09:37

I've got Anissa, Sue,

1:09:39

Garth, Omar, Sonia

1:09:42

and Elias.

1:09:46

That's only six? Yeah,

1:09:48

the older one, I can't say her name. She's sitting right

1:09:50

next to me. Oh, don't

1:09:52

believe you. Oh, what?

1:09:54

You don't believe her? No, I don't. Why

1:09:56

not? You were stumbling on the name. Say them

1:09:59

again. Go. Anisa

1:10:02

Omar, Sue Gass

1:10:05

Elias and...

1:10:07

Yep and I've got it written down so I

1:10:09

know. Suck

1:10:13

a big one Abby. Suck it

1:10:15

Abby. You should get some

1:10:18

money. Yeah you should. Now

1:10:21

before we celebrate too much in the floats

1:10:23

and carry on like glory hounds, Yousuf were

1:10:25

you telling the truth? Oh this would be

1:10:27

hilarious if he wasn't. Or were

1:10:29

you lying Yousuf? I was talking

1:10:31

about that. You weren't? I

1:10:34

was talking shit. Shut up,

1:10:36

what? Hang on, so Abby was telling

1:10:38

the truth? Yes

1:10:40

Abby was telling the truth. Why did you

1:10:42

forget your own kids nose? Well with seven

1:10:44

of them who knows? How is your dad

1:10:46

talking to you on air? You know they're

1:10:49

sleeping in the cafe in the bathtub. Oh

1:10:52

well that's the way the game works. Yousuf,

1:10:54

Conda. It is what it is Yousuf. It

1:10:57

is what it is my brother. That's

1:10:59

so good. The

1:11:02

secret to winning these sort of games

1:11:04

is to keep it simple and write

1:11:06

down any of your bullshit stories. So

1:11:08

if Jackie detected Jackie and jumped... That's

1:11:10

unfortunate for you Abby. When you've got seven

1:11:13

kids I understand. Yeah my wife

1:11:15

got it when I'm pregnant. Yeah,

1:11:17

I'm not pregnant. And you

1:11:19

work, you fine, you don't need the money.

1:11:23

No I'm working. What

1:11:25

a ledge. Well a thousand dollars is

1:11:27

yours Yousuf. Thank you legend, here is your

1:11:29

brother. Yeah brother I love that. That's exactly

1:11:31

how the games has to end. Look at

1:11:33

poor old Abby there. Jackie was pilling all

1:11:35

over her. I know everyone's name, I know

1:11:37

him. I thought I was so smart there.

1:11:40

Well we were wrong. It's like weird. Oh

1:11:42

man, I'm so sorry Abby, I'm

1:11:45

so sorry. Hi

1:11:48

I'm Jackie. Jackie's

1:11:51

got the correspondence from young Jade. She's

1:11:53

20 years old this young woman. Yeah

1:11:56

she wants to know if this is a right

1:11:58

or wrong. I'm

1:12:00

gonna find out a little bit more information Jay.

1:12:02

Have you had the baby or are you

1:12:04

pregnant? Hi Jay. Hey guys. Hey. Hi.

1:12:08

Yeah, I've actually had the baby. He's two months old.

1:12:11

Congratulations, by the way, I know what that's

1:12:13

like. It's tough. And am I led to

1:12:15

believe you're a single mum? Like the the

1:12:18

guys bailed is that right? Yeah,

1:12:20

so when I was seven months pregnant,

1:12:22

he actually left me And

1:12:25

I haven't heard from him. He's kind of blocked

1:12:27

me on everything. So How

1:12:30

long were you guys together prior to getting pregnant? About

1:12:34

a year. So it wasn't quite a bit. So

1:12:36

it's quite new when you got pregnant. Yeah.

1:12:39

Yeah, and you're thinking

1:12:41

of Almost

1:12:44

not adopting but Giving

1:12:47

the baby away to your sister for

1:12:49

a while. Is that right? Yeah, so

1:12:51

my sister She's

1:12:53

32 and she's really been such

1:12:56

a help And it's been really hard to

1:12:58

take care of the baby on my own

1:13:00

So she's kind of offered to support me

1:13:02

and you know by taking him on full

1:13:04

time and I can still see him and

1:13:06

all Of that. It's just been really hard

1:13:08

doing it on my own. You're really struggling

1:13:10

or like we know that in your baby

1:13:13

Is a very big life change for

1:13:15

especially a 20 year old girl And

1:13:18

you're doing it by yourself that yeah And

1:13:20

I've got no like real support system

1:13:22

other than my sister and I haven't

1:13:24

been able to work So money's a

1:13:26

bit tight as well. So it's just

1:13:28

one of those things that nothing's going

1:13:31

going right What would your plan be

1:13:33

here? Like your sister

1:13:35

would take on your baby boy and You

1:13:38

would see him how often like do you

1:13:40

have some sort of plan? lay

1:13:42

out you live with her or You

1:13:45

just hand it over and you think

1:13:47

that he would be better off raised with your

1:13:49

sister. Is that is that the idea? Yeah,

1:13:52

I think you would have such a better

1:13:54

support system because she's got herself and her

1:13:56

partner and she's got her two daughters as

1:13:58

well Is she keen

1:14:00

for that? She's been

1:14:02

really excited and she's already been at

1:14:04

my place every day and helping out.

1:14:07

So it's not like it's going to

1:14:09

be a big change. She's been the

1:14:11

only support system I've really had since

1:14:13

I found out I was pregnant. So...

1:14:16

But are you struggling just with being

1:14:18

tired or is this mentally affecting you?

1:14:20

Yeah. Or are you

1:14:22

just missing going out with the girls?

1:14:25

Postnatal depression. Do you feel like

1:14:27

a bond, like a real bond with

1:14:29

your baby boy? Not

1:14:31

really and I've been going to doctors,

1:14:33

I've just been so stressed out and

1:14:35

I've been losing a bit of hair

1:14:37

as well. So it's just not working.

1:14:40

I don't know what it is that I'm doing wrong

1:14:42

but I'm really, really struggling. And

1:14:45

yeah. Wow. That's tough.

1:14:48

So how would your life be different

1:14:50

than if you did give

1:14:52

him to your sister? What

1:14:54

would you do that you can't do now? Well,

1:14:57

I can start working. I haven't

1:14:59

been working for pretty much since I found

1:15:01

out I was pregnant. My boyfriend at the

1:15:04

time, he actually convinced me to stop

1:15:06

work and that he would take care of me

1:15:08

and everything like that as well

1:15:10

as the baby. So we kind of had

1:15:12

a plan somewhat in place when I was

1:15:15

first pregnant. And now,

1:15:17

obviously, I haven't been working and he's

1:15:20

no longer in the picture. So financially,

1:15:22

I'm... Okay. But

1:15:24

you can still work and keep your baby.

1:15:28

Many single mums can do that. What

1:15:31

do you mean that sister can look after the baby

1:15:33

during the day while she works and then she comes

1:15:35

home? Yeah. It depends.

1:15:37

Or is even that too much for you to get your

1:15:39

head around? What happens at night time?

1:15:41

What are you going to do then? I

1:15:44

just think, yeah, this is where I'm

1:15:46

torn because I feel

1:15:48

like if I'm going to be working and I'm going

1:15:50

to come home and then take care of the baby,

1:15:52

he's not really settled. And he cries

1:15:54

throughout the night as well. So the routine

1:15:56

hasn't really stuck and I've been trying really

1:15:58

hard. So... It's just not

1:16:00

working out. I'm feeling so much pressure and you

1:16:02

know, I'm only 20 So if you're here

1:16:05

falling out, then you definitely need to get

1:16:07

some help She needs help, but it

1:16:09

is very drastic to hand over

1:16:11

your baby It's like it's a really tough thing

1:16:13

because like back in the olden days people didn't

1:16:16

even know postnatal depression existed right women just suffered

1:16:18

a Terribly suffered because

1:16:20

yeah, something was wrong with me. They

1:16:22

did and there's actually nothing wrong. This

1:16:24

happens way more than people think So

1:16:28

what how long would you do you

1:16:30

foresee this happening for? Honestly,

1:16:33

I don't know if it would be easy just

1:16:36

to you know Give him to

1:16:38

her for a couple of months and then you

1:16:40

know, just come back and grab him So maybe

1:16:42

you know even a couple of years into his

1:16:44

be older until he's got more

1:16:46

of a routine It's easier to kind of

1:16:48

manage Working as well as

1:16:51

taking care of a baby You

1:16:53

to even process this because it would

1:16:55

probably feel so wrong To

1:16:58

to give your child to even your

1:17:00

sister. I think that's better than a

1:17:02

stranger but you want the child

1:17:05

to be happy and healthy and

1:17:07

settled and safe and All

1:17:10

the things we want for our children, but you

1:17:12

also want that for yourself. So

1:17:14

yeah very difficult situation But would he know

1:17:16

that you're his mum or would he grow

1:17:18

up thinking your sister was his mother? I

1:17:22

don't know at the moment like it's a conversation

1:17:24

I need to have with my sister to like

1:17:26

how I guess how he's gonna

1:17:28

be raised And if he wants to know

1:17:30

me as his mum, I think it's gonna

1:17:32

be a bit of a life I pretend

1:17:35

I'm not I think it's just kind of

1:17:37

being honest from the beginning but also don't

1:17:39

want to confuse him He's still obviously now

1:17:41

he's just newborn, but When

1:17:43

he gets right up, there's a bit there's gonna be

1:17:46

a big difference here between two months or two years

1:17:49

Because yeah two months is fine,

1:17:52

you know, I guess like that's something you don't

1:17:54

even have to explain away when they're You

1:17:56

know older but He's

1:17:59

going to grow up up and ask why did you

1:18:01

do that mum? Yes. And

1:18:04

there's nothing worse than mother's guilt.

1:18:06

Like nothing is worse than that. I

1:18:09

think your father's guilt is also right.

1:18:11

Okay fine. Yeah, parents' guilt

1:18:13

right. And

1:18:15

so that's something that you're going to have to

1:18:17

live with later on in life when he knows

1:18:19

that. Yeah. So

1:18:22

it's a huge decision that you have

1:18:24

to make. Did you want

1:18:26

a baby with the boyfriend or what

1:18:29

happened then when you first got pregnant? Were you thinking

1:18:31

oh no or were you thinking oh yes? No,

1:18:34

so I actually really wasn't hoping to

1:18:37

have a baby until like my late 20s

1:18:39

so it was a really big shock when

1:18:41

I found out I was pregnant and he

1:18:43

kind of convinced me to keep it. I

1:18:46

think he kind of painted like this happy family

1:18:48

picture. What a shit go that is. Yeah,

1:18:51

yeah that's terrible. It happens and it does

1:18:53

happen and now

1:18:55

here you are and like I get

1:18:57

it. You want to sort of fix

1:19:01

this problem that you know you're sitting

1:19:03

in without getting out

1:19:05

of control or becoming toxic

1:19:08

for you or the child. Well this is an interesting one

1:19:10

Jade. We're opening up the lines as a right

1:19:12

or wrong. People can ask you questions. There's probably

1:19:14

still more questions they want to ask but

1:19:17

they can weigh in and give you their advice on

1:19:19

131065. And I'd

1:19:21

prefer that people didn't attack

1:19:23

this young woman because when a woman

1:19:25

is going through this

1:19:28

sort of postnatal feeling, you

1:19:32

just watch the TV ads. The TV ads really make me

1:19:34

tear up. When the

1:19:36

woman's washing the dishes and she goes I just wanted

1:19:39

to leave my baby at the cafe and

1:19:41

you think wow that

1:19:43

must be so hard for women to go

1:19:45

through that pulling and

1:19:47

pulling feeling. What

1:19:51

do they do for postnatal depression?

1:19:56

What do doctors do? I

1:20:00

don't know. Yeah. There is and

1:20:02

have you looked into that? Yeah,

1:20:05

I just don't know if that's something I want

1:20:07

to start taking as of yet. Why

1:20:09

can I ask why? I'm

1:20:11

just a bit worried, you know like you

1:20:14

hear all this stuff about when you start

1:20:16

taking antidepressants and I think that's just my

1:20:18

concern because I am young and Right.

1:20:21

Yeah, I don't know. Jade it's not

1:20:23

an easy situation. I feel for you

1:20:26

because obviously I'm thinking of my own

1:20:28

child here Yeah, and you

1:20:30

know, like I'm not going through the same sort

1:20:32

of emotional feelings you're going through so it's hard

1:20:34

to compare But maybe

1:20:36

some women have been in that situation Yeah,

1:20:40

you know firsthand like what

1:20:42

she's going to be going through the different emotions are

1:20:44

different feelings She needs help

1:20:46

this young woman. So well, we'll open

1:20:48

the lines Jade and we'll take some calls next. Okay,

1:20:51

you're right with them Yes, thank

1:20:53

you. All right You

1:20:56

know, it's a tough decision very young she's

1:20:58

20 years old like that's my on to

1:21:00

be a single mum So

1:21:03

yeah, please be Falling

1:21:05

out for Christ's sake. Yeah, this isn't just

1:21:07

some chick that missus pissing up with their

1:21:10

friends on a Saturday night It's a different

1:21:12

situation. So ring us up

1:21:14

help her out 13 when I see

1:21:16

five to get through Kyle Jackio This

1:21:20

is the Kyle and Jackio show here at kiss

1:21:22

their fair morning We're

1:21:28

in the middle of a right or wrong young

1:21:30

woman, she's only 20 years old she and her

1:21:32

boyfriend they became pregnant The boyfriend

1:21:34

said hey, it's quit work. I'll

1:21:36

do the right thing. We'll we'll make a family

1:21:38

We'll make a plan. Well, anyway, seven months

1:21:40

into the pregnancy the boyfriend changed

1:21:42

his mind and bailed now No

1:21:45

longer in the picture no financial support. No

1:21:47

sign of this dude. Now. She's on her

1:21:49

own I think she's struggling

1:21:51

with postnatal depression and she's thinking

1:21:53

of giving the baby

1:21:55

boy to her sister and Putting

1:21:58

him in her care Not sure

1:22:00

for how long, could be two months, two years,

1:22:02

we're not sure. Jade's hair's falling out,

1:22:04

she knows she's obviously seen the doctor,

1:22:06

she knows she's got the postnatal depression.

1:22:08

Yeah. It's a tough spot to

1:22:11

be in. Jade, do you want to take some calls? We

1:22:13

asked for people that may be able to help you in

1:22:15

some way or have been through this to jump on the

1:22:17

phone, are you ready for that? Yeah, I'm

1:22:19

ready. Okay, are you all right? You feeling your

1:22:21

own? Yeah, it's just a bit tough

1:22:23

to talk about. Yeah. I

1:22:25

know, but you know what? I started talking about it, and

1:22:28

that's the hardest part, to admit there's a problem

1:22:30

and tell people you

1:22:32

need help. That's the toughest part.

1:22:36

Corinne wants to talk to you, Jade. Hi, Corinne. What

1:22:39

would you like to say? Hi, Jack.

1:22:41

I just wanted to let her know that, look,

1:22:43

for the first four years, that's when you have

1:22:45

a baby. After four years, you

1:22:48

know, they go to school, you just don't have that little

1:22:50

baby anymore. And I really think, I know

1:22:52

it's tough, I know it's hard, but it's only been

1:22:55

two months, I really think she needs to

1:22:57

give it some time to bond with him.

1:22:59

But it is falling out. Corinne is falling

1:23:01

out. She's already... I

1:23:03

understand, no, it's like she's dressing herself out

1:23:06

so that she probably really does need to

1:23:08

go and get some, at least some counseling

1:23:10

help. You know, she doesn't want to take

1:23:12

the meds, I understand. And I

1:23:14

have three daughters, I've been there, I understand post-depression,

1:23:18

you know, no depression. Yeah,

1:23:20

I just think she really will

1:23:22

regret it. And that little boy is going to

1:23:24

grow up knowing he's auntie as

1:23:27

the person that he's most closest to, you know, and

1:23:29

that's not how it should be. And

1:23:31

realistically, to think you can take a child

1:23:33

back again in another two, three years, it's

1:23:35

just not going to be like that. It's

1:23:37

not going to be like he knows, that's my

1:23:39

auntie, that's my mum. When

1:23:42

you're in a position where you feel

1:23:44

lost and helpless, I

1:23:46

feel that something's got to be done.

1:23:49

He can help. Yeah. You

1:23:52

definitely need some help and support

1:23:54

there. I want to talk to Jay,

1:23:56

I think, just to start with, because I

1:23:58

would agree with Corinne that this

1:24:00

is an incredibly difficult and big

1:24:02

decision but one you don't want

1:24:05

to regret and two months isn't very

1:24:07

long yes it's incredibly hard. What about

1:24:09

moving in with your sister? So you're

1:24:11

there but you have

1:24:13

the support is that an option

1:24:15

Jade or no? Well I don't

1:24:17

know if they'll have enough space for

1:24:19

me that's the problem. Because they only

1:24:21

live in a two-bedroom house and because

1:24:24

he's so small he would be in

1:24:26

his bus and the girls share the

1:24:28

second bedroom so I'm sleeping on the

1:24:30

couch which I haven't really asked her.

1:24:33

I don't want to...

1:24:35

There's worse places to sleep. I

1:24:37

slept on the floor for

1:24:40

about six months of someone's

1:24:43

house because their golden retriever

1:24:45

slept on the couch. Alrighty

1:24:48

Ben what would you like to say to Jade? Hey guys

1:24:50

so I just want to say first of all I

1:24:52

think you're very brave because this is a hard thing

1:24:54

to come forward with and speak about. I adopted

1:24:57

one of my nieces from a similar situation.

1:24:59

Did you? Yeah I did. And at the

1:25:01

end of the day it's about what's best

1:25:04

for the child and if that's

1:25:06

what you feel is best to happen

1:25:09

in order for someone else to care for her

1:25:11

to help while she gets to help herself to

1:25:13

get back on track. I don't think

1:25:15

anyone should criticise her. I think Ben's

1:25:17

right. You're right Ben you're right. The

1:25:20

child's welfare is

1:25:22

the first thing you need to make sure

1:25:24

is sorted. And

1:25:27

then she can get it.

1:25:29

And then she can get it a help

1:25:31

but the baby needs to be sorted first.

1:25:33

I know it's very tough. I myself could

1:25:36

never imagine not

1:25:39

going home to see my son but then we're

1:25:42

in a very different... We're both together. We're

1:25:44

both home all day. Money makes such a big

1:25:46

difference. I mean in Jade's situation money is running very

1:25:48

low she doesn't have a job. Sarah's

1:25:51

called through. Hi Sarah what do you want to say?

1:25:53

How are you? Hi honey. What do you think? To

1:25:57

be honest with you I think she stays very

1:25:59

shelfy. She's manipulating

1:26:01

her. The girl is

1:26:03

20 years old. Instead of saying to her,

1:26:05

oh look, I can help you. We can

1:26:08

work through this together. She's telling her, I

1:26:10

want to adopt your baby. So what if

1:26:12

kids can grow up and resent her? Why

1:26:14

would you do something like that? There are a lot

1:26:17

of options that she could take. She's saying her

1:26:19

baby's unsettled. She can go to Tricillion

1:26:21

for three days. They can help her out

1:26:23

with the child. They can teach her everything. And

1:26:25

we live in Australia. Like she's

1:26:28

a single mom. She's got child

1:26:30

care subsidy. There's nothing wrong with her

1:26:32

sending her kids to child care and her

1:26:35

working a couple of days. So you think that maybe

1:26:37

this seems the easy way out. Just

1:26:42

palming it out. And you think that that's not the

1:26:44

option. I think she

1:26:47

doesn't know any better. And her sister

1:26:49

is manipulating her. So she's 32

1:26:51

years old. She's not stupid.

1:26:54

We live in Australia. Yeah, that

1:26:56

is true. There is a lot of help. But

1:26:59

still, if you can't see a

1:27:01

way out of a hole, and we've all

1:27:03

been in holes before, where we can't see a

1:27:05

way out. I think sometimes though, you've got to

1:27:08

take those baby steps. Because when you're in

1:27:10

that hole, it is hard to see because there's so

1:27:12

much you need to do. You need to

1:27:14

figure out a job, the child care. You

1:27:16

need to get that government support. You need the

1:27:18

counseling. There's a lot that you have to do to

1:27:20

make it work if the baby were to stay with

1:27:22

you. Yes, it's an easy option to go here, sister.

1:27:24

Have my baby. All my problems are solved. But

1:27:27

it's just, I just don't feel

1:27:29

that. There'll be more problems. Yes, way more problems.

1:27:31

Different problems. Ethan, what do you want to say?

1:27:33

Hey, bro. Hey, I'm Jay's age as

1:27:35

well. And I just wanted to say, I've been

1:27:37

in foster care all my life since I was

1:27:39

a baby. And I know

1:27:42

the ramifications of firsthand experience of

1:27:44

that baby and how he's going

1:27:46

to be thinking. Because in

1:27:48

my life experience, from the ages of zero to

1:27:50

five, I was in 21 different homes. And luckily

1:27:53

I found a foster mom when I was five

1:27:55

that took me in and I've been with her ever

1:27:57

since. But it still takes a toll. Like my first-

1:28:00

memory of something traumatic was when I

1:28:02

was three. So, you've got to really think

1:28:04

about your choices and I know you're not thinking

1:28:06

about foster care and it's your sister, but also

1:28:08

the kids are always going to have this, oh,

1:28:10

why wasn't that good enough? Do you know what

1:28:13

I mean? Yup, thanks Ethan. I

1:28:15

agree. Yeah, that is. God,

1:28:17

there's so many different angles to look at this from. Well,

1:28:20

yeah, you have to think about how that's going to affect

1:28:22

him later on in life. My mum

1:28:24

had personal depression after me and

1:28:27

back then in the 70s, they had no

1:28:29

idea. No one to

1:28:31

talk to, no helplines to call. You

1:28:34

were shunned by society if you did. Well,

1:28:36

you just didn't even talk about it. No,

1:28:39

it was like a shameful secret that a

1:28:41

lot of women kept throughout their whole life.

1:28:44

So it's important that you've got this

1:28:46

out, Jade. But the

1:28:49

more you can be in that child's life and

1:28:51

do okay for yourself, I

1:28:54

don't know you, but

1:28:57

I feel that would be the best scenario is for

1:28:59

you to not just hand him

1:29:01

over and go about your own life, but

1:29:03

to try and be around as much as

1:29:05

possible and get the help you need

1:29:07

as well. What

1:29:10

was the percentage of callers on their view? Yeah,

1:29:13

75% of callers on and off the air say that

1:29:15

she actually is making the right decision. The

1:29:17

right, because the baby's welfare is the

1:29:19

priority. Wow, that's

1:29:21

surprising. Yeah, and Pete, there is

1:29:24

a parent line. Now Pete knows all the support lines because

1:29:26

let's face it, he's on these calls. I am, I certainly

1:29:28

am. There's a couple of things you can do. If I

1:29:30

give out some advice, there's two things. They can go to

1:29:32

their local hospital and ask to speak to a social worker

1:29:34

there, right? Okay, that is a really good point and I

1:29:36

had that call before. What do they do? They

1:29:39

help with anything, anything from counselling questions, anything

1:29:41

you're having. So it's like a really good legit

1:29:43

place to start. This is right

1:29:45

up their alley with this exact scenario Jade's

1:29:47

going through. Jade,

1:29:50

I don't know what you're going

1:29:52

to do, but I really admire you

1:29:54

for stepping up and saying, hey, I've got

1:29:56

this issue and you've already sort of got

1:29:58

a solution in mind. That may

1:30:01

need some massaging, but

1:30:04

think about it. Speak to these

1:30:06

people, the counsellors, the hospital. Just

1:30:09

get as much information as you can before you

1:30:11

make this decision. And I'll tell

1:30:14

you one thing, the easy way is not

1:30:16

always necessarily the best way. Yeah,

1:30:18

no, I understand. Yeah, I think I was just

1:30:21

scared. The more people I spoke to about it,

1:30:23

you know, the more that they'll kind of look

1:30:25

down or frown upon, like the

1:30:27

thoughts in my mind. So, I

1:30:29

think you're there. You're not alone there and

1:30:31

I feel that if you could speak to

1:30:33

a counsellor, and we can connect you with

1:30:36

one, actually, we won't just give you that

1:30:38

number, we'll assist with putting you

1:30:40

in touch with the right people because

1:30:42

it's such a delicate situation, you know,

1:30:44

people from a broken family or foster

1:30:47

care or, you know, people

1:30:49

who don't know their parents or people who

1:30:51

realise their auntie is not their mum, like

1:30:53

it's just a plethora of other shit that

1:30:56

people will go through. And

1:30:58

I feel that you do care for your son.

1:31:00

And don't worry about what other people think. I

1:31:02

think you just got to think about you, your

1:31:04

baby, the right decision here. And I think getting

1:31:06

that help and setting you up with a counsellor

1:31:08

will be a really good start. Yes,

1:31:10

thanks so much, Guy. And if that

1:31:12

doesn't work out for you, I want you to contact

1:31:15

me here at the radio,

1:31:17

okay? And we will continue to

1:31:19

figure this out because, you know,

1:31:22

when someone reaches out for help, people must

1:31:25

help. Yeah. So

1:31:27

make sure if you don't get satisfied, you

1:31:30

contact us again. Okay. Yeah.

1:31:32

Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. You're very

1:31:34

welcome. And love to you and

1:31:36

your son. Thank you. You're welcome.

1:31:38

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good looking man. Oh. Does he have like

1:34:34

a good body as well? Um

1:34:36

I mean I think he's the most gorgeous lady in

1:34:38

the world. Not everyone has to have some sort

1:34:40

of crustacean body to be hot. No I'm not

1:34:42

saying crustacean. I'm super hot and

1:34:44

I'm a big fat person. She's so fit and

1:34:47

hot I'm wondering like what is he?

1:34:49

You know like is he also the

1:34:51

equivalent or? I'm praying he's overweight. A couple

1:34:53

of years ago he used to do body building. He's

1:34:56

pretty chiseled but obviously he's

1:34:58

being married. Not as

1:35:00

chiseled as he used to be but he

1:35:02

feels very very very gorgeous. Yeah right. That's

1:35:04

what hot is you know. And

1:35:08

so like how long have you been on Only Fansful? So

1:35:11

only, so it's now been six months. Yeah.

1:35:14

And it's changed our lives financially. Really?

1:35:18

How much do you reckon you've earned? A hundred thousand

1:35:21

maybe a little bit more. Oh

1:35:23

wow. So like can people sign up for

1:35:25

that? Like are you going to give out

1:35:27

information before we call your mum? Get

1:35:29

that stuff out of the way? Or you don't want

1:35:31

it? I won't today because

1:35:34

I'm like shaking because I'm really

1:35:36

scared of my mum's reaction. Yeah

1:35:38

hang on. Because what we've

1:35:40

forgotten is the beginning of the discussion

1:35:42

where you said you've come from a

1:35:44

very conservative Catholic background. Oh yeah. So

1:35:47

you don't want like the aide out there with

1:35:49

all her friends and family possibly? Yeah. What's

1:35:52

your mum going to say? Is

1:35:54

she going to be horrified? I

1:35:56

mean I'll be honest with you Carl. Like

1:35:58

my hands are shaking. I've, it's

1:36:02

one of those things where I've never really

1:36:04

told her anything about this, like ever. She

1:36:07

doesn't even like when I wore a bikini to

1:36:09

the pool a couple of months, like in summer recently.

1:36:11

She thought that was too much, too much exposure. And

1:36:14

it was a two-piece normal suit, none of

1:36:16

those like tiny little, you know, thin ones.

1:36:18

I'm talking just a normal

1:36:20

swimsuit and she lost it at me and nearly kicked

1:36:22

me out of the house. Oh geez, she's gonna die

1:36:25

then. This isn't gonna go well at all. I

1:36:27

know. So I'm hoping you guys can help me

1:36:29

and just kind of keep the tension down. Are

1:36:32

you gonna tell her what you're doing on there or are you just gonna

1:36:34

keep it general? That we brush out and see the details. I mean, I just

1:36:36

don't want to hold back anymore. You know, what

1:36:38

we're doing is we've just, we've saved up

1:36:40

enough money to buy our dream car. And

1:36:42

I know that when she sees this car,

1:36:44

she's gonna be like, oh, where did you get

1:36:46

the money for this? When you've been, you know. Do you feel like

1:36:48

you have to tell her though? I mean, God. Couldn't

1:36:51

you just **** your self on the quad and just want

1:36:53

to know? Yeah, no one will ever know, probably. I

1:36:56

know, but I just, what it's getting to point

1:36:58

was is my, like, my soul is saying you need

1:37:00

to not lie to your mum anymore. Like, I get

1:37:02

it. Yep. You know, like I can't keep lying to

1:37:04

her. It's not healthy. And you know, we're gonna have

1:37:06

kids one day and I don't want to hide things

1:37:09

from her and the person that's gonna be

1:37:11

raising my kids and, you know,

1:37:13

looking, it's our tribe. So,

1:37:17

so when your husband puts his

1:37:19

penis in your **** on Instagram,

1:37:22

is it finishing it off there or like, because

1:37:24

I'm just trying to get my head around what

1:37:26

we're dealing with here. So

1:37:28

it's a full show. Some

1:37:31

subscribers pay extra to see the

1:37:33

climax. Oh, yeah.

1:37:35

Wow. Check it out for

1:37:37

yourself. What's going on over there? You

1:37:40

caught Jackie off guard there. What have you got in your mouth, Jackie?

1:37:42

A sandwich. Sorry. Sorry,

1:37:44

Jackie. Sorry. I mean, I've been

1:37:46

just sitting back enjoying and listening to this

1:37:48

story. So forget I'm on air.

1:37:50

But you're a young woman and you know what, when

1:37:52

we get to adulthood, we are in

1:37:55

charge of deciding for ourselves

1:37:57

what is acceptable in our lives. Now, you You

1:38:00

don't want to hurt your mom's feelings, but you're

1:38:02

also, part of you is still

1:38:04

a little like religious obviously because you don't

1:38:06

like the fact that you're lying. No,

1:38:09

and I think as well, you know, I want

1:38:11

to embrace my sexuality and embrace who I am.

1:38:15

You know, I do love my body. I'm really lucky and before

1:38:17

that I was allowed to take, you know, modeling jobs, but I

1:38:19

was never allowed to take the ones I actually wanted to

1:38:21

do. You look super tall and

1:38:23

like, you're Victoria's Secret. Yeah. Like

1:38:26

this is no bullshit. Every now and then we

1:38:28

get a trade on here and we say, oh yeah, you're

1:38:30

all right, but this is you. You're good. You're like your

1:38:33

top shelf. Yeah. Stop

1:38:36

guys. Thank you very much. You would get a lot

1:38:38

of subscribers. And no question.

1:38:40

That's why in the months that we've been,

1:38:42

you know, doing this and having my husband support

1:38:44

has made such a big difference in the time

1:38:46

that we've been doing this. We've such seen such

1:38:49

a big growth and we can see this becoming,

1:38:51

you know, a main source of income. And my

1:38:53

husband is so supportive that makes me feel like

1:38:55

I shouldn't be upset about this. Yeah. Okay.

1:38:58

I agree. It is telling the person

1:39:00

in my life that is most important to me. Is

1:39:03

your husband religious as well? He's

1:39:06

Catholic Australian, so he's a bit different.

1:39:09

What does that mean? So, for instance,

1:39:11

I'm Catholic Italian, so it's a different,

1:39:14

a different kind of world. Okay.

1:39:17

Yeah. Yeah. We're a bit loosey goosey.

1:39:20

Oh, Michael Jackson's arrived. Sorry,

1:39:23

Michael Jackson. I know. You

1:39:30

stupid sneezing. I know. Stand by,

1:39:32

Kira. We're going to take

1:39:35

a short break and then we'll come back and call your

1:39:37

mum and let me know that. I really don't feel it's

1:39:39

going to go well. Well, we'll

1:39:41

help you out as much as we can. But at

1:39:43

the end of the day, you're just speaking your truth

1:39:45

and being honest and getting it out there and hiding

1:39:47

anything. I mean, anything to the conservative

1:39:49

Italian mothers. Yeah. I

1:39:51

think there was shit about that. No, I know.

1:39:53

Okay. Well, we'll get your mum on next. Good

1:39:56

luck. Is your husband with you? No,

1:39:59

no, no. I just did it by myself,

1:40:01

but I just thought it was the best way

1:40:03

to do it. Yeah, okay,

1:40:05

well we'll give your mum a call

1:40:07

next. Okay, stand by Kira, we'll

1:40:09

be back in a sec. Alright. Around

1:40:13

a Grunday this morning, here we kiss

1:40:15

FM Kyle, Jackie Morning. About 10 minutes

1:40:18

ago we met

1:40:20

Kira, who has been on

1:40:22

Onlyfans for a few

1:40:24

months. She's

1:40:29

nearly married and recently moved out

1:40:31

of home. She comes

1:40:34

from a conservative Catholic Italian

1:40:36

background. She wasn't allowed to leave

1:40:38

home unless she was married. She found a fella. They're

1:40:40

in love, got married, cost

1:40:43

of living, the crisis has made her

1:40:45

sort of dabble into the Onlyfans world.

1:40:48

And she's really given it her all on there.

1:40:50

Like we're not talking just a little tiny peak.

1:40:53

We're talking proper sex acts, that kind

1:40:55

of thing. Yeah, not sex though. Not

1:40:58

sex? No. But her mum, being

1:41:00

conservative, we're not sure how it's going to go

1:41:02

down when she calls her. I'm pretty sure I know how

1:41:04

it's going to go down. It's

1:41:07

now real, Kira. No turning back.

1:41:09