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Hey everyone. In the jungle, the morning

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dawn Over in South Africa, the

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I'm a celebrity get me out of here. It is

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preparing, ready to launch on Channel 10 and

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10 Play on Sunday night. We sent over,

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well, we were going to send in to

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Pete over. And then the head

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of Channel 10 Beverly, she

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said, Oh, we'd really rather

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Cooper John's like a proper celebrity. Yeah.

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But Pete can still go because she

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wouldn't upset Pete. But you

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know, Pete doesn't really get any press. And Pete

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sort of seen as a pest and a fool.

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Yeah. They're not her words. They're

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my words. Yeah. I sort of put you connected

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the dots. Yeah, that's right. So they're over

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there now. This is their last day and then they're

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flying back before it starts. And

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that will be on Sunday, by the way, on

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10 and 10 Play. Good morning, boys. Hello, gentlemen.

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Hello. Good morning. Thanks for having us on

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the program. How are you? Why why are

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you dressed up in a tuxedo, Peter? But

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Cooper's just in normal sort of

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jungle attire with a hat and everything. Oh,

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I see. Let's let's dress up. It's finale night.

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It's, you know, in San Pete and Cooper's final

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night in South Africa. But

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no one sees this. It's not on

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television. It's an off television test you

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did, right? Yeah,

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yeah. Well, that's right. But for you guys here

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and everyone watching it on TV, this makes it

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on the social media. I just thought it'd be

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a great opportunity to say, you know, like it's

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like it's finale night. The celebrities going on Sunday

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night. We're here. Let's go to Cooper. Hey, Cooper.

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How are you? Hey, how are you, mate? Hey,

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how you going, guys? Oh, that's better.

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This is so much. Even the quality

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of your phone sounds better. The

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conversation. Only at the hello

1:40

is better already. How's

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it been going? The voices again goes, I mean,

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I've been over here for a week with Pete

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and it's just really nice to have some sane

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people to talk to. You

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have to remember he's been living

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with Pete this whole time. Showering

1:58

with Peter and. Yeah. King

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non-stop to Peter. Yeah, have

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you noticed anything about Pete since spending

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all this time with him? Anything that

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you know you've observed? Yeah,

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he's just a little bit inappropriate.

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I remember we actually went around

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and interviewed a lot of the

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celebrities before they headed heading into

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the jungle. And one of

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the celebrities places, Peter after the

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interview, after he used their bathroom,

2:25

which I thought was really inappropriate

2:28

in the first place. Were you in

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the hotel or where was this bathroom?

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Yeah, it was in their hotel room, which

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is like a confined space. You

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shouldn't really want to use someone's bathroom. And he walked in

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and didn't come out for 15 minutes, but he knew

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he was taking a shit. Yeah,

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and then afterwards, it was just

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a chunk of air freshener. So you

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knew that it was a really

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smelly shit and he just

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over sprayed and the whole

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place just absolutely stunk.

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Peter, why? You know what? Before Pete answers,

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this happened to me. I had diarrhea.

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It was like an emergency shit. I wasn't

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like, oh, I'll save it for now. I

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had diarrhea. Well, that makes it worse. And

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well, we can't even find out what the

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celebrity is, whose celebrity you're diarrheaing because that'll

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ruin the whole show, right? Yeah,

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yeah, for sure. Peter,

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have you noticed?

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I'm scared because I'm scared because

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I know now who all the

3:32

celebrities are. And I've been like told

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like, you cannot tell anyone like, don't

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really think they're a good mix. Yeah.

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Do you think they're a good mix of celebrities? I'm

3:42

very excited about it. Obviously, with Brit Hockley being announced,

3:44

there's going to be fiery things going on in the

3:46

jungle. I don't think that I don't think I don't

3:50

understand why everyone keeps thinking

3:52

Britney Hockley's some fire and

3:55

spice. Like she's boring. I

3:57

thought no, because I thought she was on a

3:59

reality. The ones and see butted

4:01

heads with Ryan from maps. Remember

4:04

Ryan? Moore. Show was that. This

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was some so cold Herman

4:08

by you. Go to challenge that

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salad bar no one wants than.

4:13

In it was yeah I think see if she

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classes with the you know about it. Or

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she tried to clash with me. When you

4:20

memory Venice yell. Odds with his

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ascent farm or whatever you with? Yeah, He.

4:24

Has a lumps me with her. And

4:27

has challenging because he's a nice kids. This

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is so nine are you not lead to

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have. The disposable coffee car

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that's right, even own a really good up

4:35

your bleed into a rag and hang it

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on that site. And the noise? same side

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or our us. Says Ada I'm have

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you noticed since. To. Throw you.

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Under the Bus. Is there anything about poops?

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It's bad in your opinion. Them.

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Are in my opinion. On.

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That I've not a night out, I get

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some more. Very very. They jump back to

4:56

the fact that everyone who wants help ease

4:58

with an odd thing having secret meetings with

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an executive from Channel Ten when we're on.

5:03

Thought about what helicoptered between discredit her mother

5:05

privately and and abdel wife had rotted. I

5:07

mean as in another them when we had

5:10

sort of stuff like that. What I thought

5:12

I'd say maybe whereas a secret meetings bedroom

5:14

So what are they told me about when

5:16

they separate you from Peter. Law

5:20

that they fade. Route friendly that has touched

5:22

me like what's united sorry about bringing pay

5:24

divers. Well Rod Margaret's it sounded like and

5:26

I'm like it's on. I gotta really tell

5:28

a pizza guy left as he stood. There

5:30

are a lot of them but you stick

5:32

side of crossing over and stuff like that.

5:34

He does all that so I don't really

5:36

mind that that you man he answers the

5:38

phone or not. Excellent. Used to go saw

5:40

it seems as though cause that would see

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me. They're.

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Pretty well as you'll organized last night. Patriot can

5:47

come to the my room years so we can

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do cross and whatnot. But

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yeah, you're like your manager think. God

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I organizational back then. Have you covered

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to? Tough to saying I'm into him Hates seen

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as the other day. This. Wow when he

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acosta J O. O.

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Not route not really I spoke but I've

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seen a set up. a few on your

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penis is my last of us for sharing

6:11

football well but that that's definitely take sides

6:13

of the was painted odds are probably ever

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seen and I hope no one of us

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to say it again but his you know

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what it once and good time from it

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he peed remark It's likely target a really

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exciting segment that I want to bring on

6:26

for you guys are I have We did

6:28

little bit of a yes safari total night

6:30

and saw him on animals hey this is

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not thought I want to come on. With

6:35

a list of the top five, this

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animal penises in the jungle would have

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grown as Excellency. Always seem to wait

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and and thing about. On. Closing your

6:44

peter would come up with nothing on

6:46

your idea. Beta. Oh.

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I had design idea the other day. I feel

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like I was. I didn't say that. wow That's

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also a while but not using allies. I get

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away then everyone already own see my Mother Dylan

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song from What I'm With You on must Said:

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would you going to get evil Must said. He

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does that. I'm right, he did that was you'll see. I phone

7:04

and waves with zero. Yeah.

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Yeah, it is easier. It's still a

7:09

work in progress. I damage he likes

7:11

and I'm gonna. Get will

7:13

be going into a maybe go something or

7:15

other to die so it'd be like oh

7:17

I'm happy the side that would cost money

7:20

as well which I can ask Gadhafi about

7:22

it by for customers that laugh off that

7:24

way that works on you don't do the

7:26

interview at the hospital. I.

7:30

Got ya be argued against the good

7:32

Afghan. I'll often alfa bank the hybrid

7:34

model far as animal penises enough for

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your breeze sorry I groups would we

7:39

go for is coming in at number

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five place at a state leaders of

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a mix of they've heard another five

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a secure Roth ah we're gonna get

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a seat shrubs and to rob states

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is extremely long was it body extremely

7:52

long painters or but only for the

7:54

two hours as it has of. Yeah

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it's it's not the is like a

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mushroom where's the knob is the thickest

8:03

part of the penis size for that

8:05

reason i had a lack of go

8:07

through the body i am writing that

8:10

it's to added the pan see now

8:12

that seen as looks on his listings

8:14

and sale of this the scene is

8:16

actually and slogan means. We're.

8:18

At least the tail. To.

8:21

Expose the giraffe said some of as

8:23

the and then it'll thrust itself in

8:25

this it's good amount of it's own

8:27

the giraffe willie. Yeah,

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it's like a i like it's it's covered

8:32

in slime and it odd sort of his.

8:34

You know, obviously it's it's know your lot

8:36

more of the worse than the actual drop

8:38

moines doing so I used to. Very great,

8:40

You know if I hope? Yeah. And.

8:43

They want it is it looks

8:45

like video. The giraffe Tina's has

8:47

already all the lubrication over as

8:50

you wonder if maybe the see

8:52

now doesn't lubricate herself. Diseases

8:54

Draw. Maybe that's why they has

8:56

it has these like that. Someones

8:58

was very differently but the since I

9:00

was that one I'm never home. The.

9:04

Number. For the hippopotamus. Ah much

9:06

for your know this but the

9:08

hippos painted says actually invisible until

9:11

he gets arrested just emerges from

9:13

it's fairly. Wouldn't

9:15

do them already. Examiner's. Yeah,

9:18

it's it's. it's. Which is

9:20

actually a very good sort of tried to have always.

9:22

Also the had that thanks of I to your boss

9:24

I say these are you live out of the north

9:26

Added that the middle a device in the jungle eyes.

9:30

Are you that sorry? sorry sorry to guide you to

9:32

kick know you have you Not supposed to be sassy

9:34

will raping, They're on. Now

9:37

at night sorry sorry what the answer? Statements

9:40

as it is trying to throw this segment

9:42

are under the bus as much just a

9:45

want to get a license their bodies as

9:47

well as for that reason are they coming

9:49

to Na before with the pace? Writing is

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wrong. Okay he bought the and I'm sorry

9:53

what we're dealing with. Number.

9:57

three as it goes a lot of people

9:59

what number one the African

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elephant it's the biggest penis of

10:04

the whole animal kingdom but yeah

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unfortunately it has

10:08

a lot of discoloration and skin

10:10

looks like Michael Jackson's penis we're

10:13

dealing with there's a half black

10:15

half white bit in Neapolitan what's

10:17

going it's pink black and white

10:19

so it is the Neapolitan talk

10:23

yeah it's just it's just not a

10:25

great aesthetically pleasing penis looking at so

10:28

for that reason on my penis scale

10:30

it's a six out of ten yes

10:32

it is very big it's very hard

10:34

bigger is not always better not always

10:37

better well mine isn't discolored although

10:39

I do a few lebows that have got

10:41

a different color penis and the rest of

10:43

them okay few mates anyway number two yeah

10:47

number two is actually the king of the jungles a

10:50

lion it's I don't

10:52

know if you can see the picture now but it's a

10:54

great cock and balls yeah that's good yeah

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and it's also got a nice bush like a

11:03

really nice accompanying bush obviously it's its own natural

11:06

fur so probably doesn't shave it a lot but

11:08

it just looks really it's not the biggest penis

11:10

but I'm sure he would know how to use

11:12

it so for that reason seven and a half

11:14

out of ten oh let's get to what number

11:17

one is yes yeah yeah

11:20

number one we actually just literally

11:22

saw one of these the rhinoceros

11:25

one of probably the greatest

11:28

penises I have ever

11:30

seen in my timeline and on the ground

11:32

like a yeah

11:35

it's shaped like a lightning

11:37

bolt and actually the female

11:39

rhinoceros is vaginas internally

11:41

they're shaped exactly to mold rhinos penis

11:44

so it's like an little cave that

11:46

you can sort of just go into

11:48

so it's perfect and we found out

11:50

today that when they mate they actually

11:53

have to fight beforehand and if the

11:55

male win to get to have sex

11:57

with her but if the female win

12:00

Duggan. Oh. That's

12:02

so interesting. Would.

12:04

Seem to see above that new long

12:06

oh you want to go scrapped to

12:08

scrap with some noise? In the A

12:11

love to see the fight between these two.

12:13

Rhine eyes? How. I

12:15

mean like America? Solid right? There's a

12:17

get the greyhounds. This is where it's

12:20

at. Ourselves farm on the run of it

12:22

as a bit of injury. Animal

12:26

World isn't that crazy, isn't it interesting?

12:29

Also that is the of the joinery.

12:31

Sites exactly like his lane. Isn't your vagina

12:33

same since I go please? Yes, it is

12:35

that way of them. Have a name is

12:37

such So different. Air. Was.

12:40

They've gone is shaped to fit

12:42

the runners. The. Same.

12:44

As yours. Yes, I did. the human

12:46

males brain. Yeah, okay now before you

12:48

guys head to the airport real quick, the

12:50

producers of organize one last challenge. Oil.

12:52

Or what is it? Well. They were

12:54

to on South African people walking into

12:56

your room right now with something called

12:58

the Hell Fire Bomb So I want

13:00

you guys to have a listen to

13:02

what The Hell Firebomb. Ease. This is

13:05

the how firebomb which is made

13:07

of the lining of cask inside

13:09

it contains to South Africa and

13:12

cities African ghost pepper and the

13:14

rare commodity to potter only in

13:17

Africa. If you finish this are

13:19

you a hero and respected mostly

13:21

the elderly africans and unfinished states

13:24

has passed. Last

13:26

in his you fewer he quickly

13:29

and in pain was later you

13:31

have diarrhea for three to four.

13:33

Days after people have.

13:38

I have never tried it but as

13:40

seen someone whole once and they was

13:42

sick for days. All my god. Good

13:44

like Now the not a little incentive

13:46

die. What Is it? So. Whoever decides

13:48

that they wanna try it and atheists

13:51

and he. They said they had diarrhea.

13:53

Yeah, food that is worth. It cause

13:55

you'll get a business class upgrade. On

13:58

I said whoever he said. Hi

14:00

Nice Haider How much you xy

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to be a visa? What? You

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got your own Cedar in business

14:06

Clyde Zagat lenders see the down

14:08

the best. So. Fellows

14:10

still. You already have diarrhea paid on

14:13

mean what's the next few days anyway? But

14:17

the old daughter Madrid secret. I

14:19

get back that attitude big that

14:21

man. I swear under oath of

14:23

office as exotica you been disabled

14:25

a myriad of really, really insane,

14:27

he has a really good guy

14:29

eaves and the hell that you're

14:31

you're. In the cell is to as he want

14:33

to participate. Like I said, whoever is going to

14:35

either give freezes cause we have a dozen stays

14:37

in the economy middle roads in between sued tongue

14:39

and women returning home. I

14:42

target what is. It isn't what it was.

14:44

Do it together. You do it together. Is

14:47

a yeah I do it together around the mountains

14:49

of his yes I can go He. Buys gonna

14:51

eat it. Will boys will allow I buy

14:53

an issue a nice breeze earrings during the body.

14:55

To. Be careful though, they do need it

14:57

that much. A great The whole lot

14:59

are you do the whole thing megabytes

15:02

that this is my boobs. Bystanders. Because.

15:04

Apparently it's going to burn and in

15:06

a few and to really really hossein

15:09

illusions yelling name's not for a few

15:11

hours. Ptc.

15:13

Feel any he. Paid.

15:15

Us. Go to work

15:17

with other feel hurt. The.

15:20

Cupertino feel he did you. Also

15:24

have more up. To.

15:28

Three that that was really hot.

15:30

Don't forget only for elders is

15:33

because they started size was it

15:35

will be. Brother has almost really

15:37

really has to hate say that

15:40

outpaced citadel are. So.

15:42

Sorry God. I actually have a little

15:44

math and I are the producer. Take

15:46

the out beforehand the good bits of

15:48

a hazard and the satellite is up

15:51

actually made laundered? Not sure. Ah,

15:54

analyze. A funny line is no

15:57

business class. Guy

15:59

that. Anyway, by the way, you just spat

16:01

a bit of that out and it's hanging off your nose.

16:05

Although Pete don't even know. He

16:08

didn't hear me. He didn't hear me. Only

16:11

lying, no business class fees. Draggy.

16:27

I got it. Get

16:31

in the field. You

16:33

have to upgrade him. You cannot do

16:35

that. Sorry, darling. It is what

16:37

it is. No, he's dying right

16:39

now, the poor thing. The

16:42

guy's probably full of shit. That

16:44

looks real to me. No,

16:46

that's real. Is he okay? Happy

16:49

Friday, everyone. We'll leave you guys in the jungle. Enjoy.

16:53

I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here. Start Sunday night.

16:55

Channel 10 and 10. Hey,

16:57

Poop. No,

16:59

wait, wait. Is someone on standby to help him?

17:03

There's some African running around with a gun. This

17:12

is awful. Awful.

17:17

See you Monday, guys. Yup,

17:19

he's right. Kyle and

17:21

Jackie-O.