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🤮 "I've got a fear of COTTON BUDS!"

Released Wednesday, 20th March 2024
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🤮 "I've got a fear of COTTON BUDS!"

🤮 "I've got a fear of COTTON BUDS!"

🤮 "I've got a fear of COTTON BUDS!"

Wednesday, 20th March 2024
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0:00

Thanks to I'm a celebrity get me out of here we've got

0:02

this game Kyle

0:04

and Jackie O's I've

0:06

got a fear get me out

0:08

of here. Yeah the woman scared

0:10

of cotton Yeah, so we're gonna

0:12

get her on the air. There we are. Yeah. Oh, yeah Does

0:16

the song even throw her? Let's

0:20

bring in julienne to

0:22

44 hey julienne come on in

0:24

honey, take a seat sit

0:27

up there Oh Carry

0:31

on yelling and everything. Hi julienne. Hey How

0:34

are you? Do you reckon you can talk close to the mic so

0:36

we can hear? Oh, she's nervous Don't

0:38

worry. Don't worry nervous. I know so your fear

0:40

is cotton balls But you you look

0:42

like a normal human being like a

0:44

nice normal person. Yeah, it's actually a

0:46

thing and michael jackson suffered from it too,

0:49

so that's no Michael

0:52

jackson suffered from a lot of things a lot of people including

0:54

themselves too Where did it

0:56

start the the the caught just saying the

0:59

word or is it just seeing the cotton

1:01

ball? What's the problem? It's

1:03

everything even if I visualize like right

1:05

now i'm thinking about it and i'm

1:07

getting Like chills and it actually

1:09

makes me sick. Like it makes me go

1:12

Did you have a nasty grandma shoving cotton into

1:14

your mouth? Where did it start? Yeah, I

1:16

don't know But it's that um the

1:18

texture so you're like, yes. Oh god,

1:20

you look like you have Oh god

1:22

deep breaths have you ever been

1:24

institutionalized? No, so when did it start?

1:27

I don't I don't know where it came from. I

1:29

honestly don't my brother used to chase me around The

1:31

house with cotton balls. So it has been since you

1:33

were little since I was little Not

1:37

with the pickaxe no with cotton balls.

1:39

Yeah, and when I had my son, um, I

1:42

actually they you know, hey, you have a c-section they're like

1:44

get up get up and I didn't want to I didn't

1:46

want to And then the nurse came

1:48

in was like oh your son has a bit of

1:50

blood and she pulled out a cotton wool ball I

1:52

bought out of that you launched. Yeah, I

1:55

launched faster than usain bolt. Yeah,

1:57

and I knocked it out of her hand be

2:00

a cockroach or a spider. Even

2:02

that is mentally your story. Oh no I've done

2:05

that but that's crazy so it's more

2:07

of like a gag kind of reaction.

2:09

Yeah. Makes me physically sick. I

2:11

see your son and your husband out there. Now when your

2:13

son, you know because he's only a little fella, how

2:16

did you get rid of, how did you clean the sleep

2:18

out of his eyes and the conjunctivide? All these things where

2:20

cotton balls are still hard. Yeah, tissue.

2:22

And even tissue is a little bit for

2:25

me but like my husband does most of

2:27

the icky stuff. Wait, what about removing nail

2:29

polish because I find tissues do not work.

2:31

It has to be the cotton balls. Shellac, I

2:34

don't use. So you go and professionally get them

2:36

to, do they use a cotton ball ball? No.

2:39

What do they do? No, I don't let them.

2:41

They drill it all off. Oh they

2:43

sandpaper it off? Yeah. So

2:45

what else do we need cotton balls for? How else is

2:47

this affecting your life? What about when you

2:49

get a blood test and they put the cotton ball

2:51

there with the bandaid? No, don't let them. I don't

2:53

let them. I just hold it with my thumb and

2:55

then they just put a bandaid over the top. I

2:58

can't even understand that. For $5000 you

3:00

prepare to face your fears. What

3:03

we've set up is a coffin

3:05

full of cotton ball balls. You'll

3:07

get in and be laying on like a cloud. Then

3:10

we will tip thousands of cotton ball balls onto

3:12

your face and body and then put the lid

3:14

on it. I think what's

3:16

the worst part about a cotton ball

3:19

feeling it? Rubbing it in your fingers

3:21

and hands. Stop, stop, stop. It's the

3:23

texture. It's the texture. It's

3:25

the texture. Like the... So you don't like

3:28

it? Grinchy. Do you

3:30

freak out when you're Halloween and everyone's got

3:33

that big cotton they pull out like

3:35

spiderwebs? You don't like that either? Definitely.

3:38

So would it be best for you when we start the

3:40

clock you have to start feeling them in your hands and

3:42

then we get in the coffin? Yeah.

3:45

And then we'll put it... but

3:47

I feel like you have to feel the texture with your hands

3:49

as part of it. Yeah that will make it

3:51

work. Excellent. That's what we're after. We've only

3:53

got the last 60 seconds. Yeah.

3:57

There's a timer ticking along. All you do is

3:59

just count down every... tick is closer to you

4:01

winning the $5,000. OK. OK.

4:04

Are you ready to go? No, we have. We're

4:06

going to set the scene, usually, with all these

4:08

screens around us. Yesterday we put up clowns and

4:10

freaky on-house stuff. Oh, yeah. That

4:13

looks good. What have we got today, guys, for the Cotton

4:15

Wall Ball theme? Let's put a... Oh,

4:17

it's live cotton. They're so live.

4:20

It's cotton in the field. Wait. Now

4:23

a lot of people have never... Oh, she's got... Oh,

4:25

she's got... They're all... That's the

4:27

natural plant of cotton. You

4:30

don't... You can't... She won't even look.

4:33

No. OK. So

4:35

I have to keep my eyes open. No. Yeah.

4:38

Sorry. I love this shit. It's

4:40

so funny when somebody else has a fear that's

4:42

so stupid. You mean... Un-understandable,

4:45

you mean. Not stupid. But

4:48

I have it too and I know when it's like

4:50

a shit when you're experiencing it. But God,

4:52

it's funny for everyone else. Ellie-Ann, get

4:54

yourself together. This is for five grand

4:56

cash for your family. I'm a celebrity.

4:59

Get me out of here. Let's start

5:01

Sunday on 10 and 10 Play. How

5:03

are you going to do this? You can't

5:05

even look at the on the screen.

5:08

No. No. No.

5:10

What about tampons? You are on the tampon?

5:13

Oh, yeah. You would strike a little

5:15

bit there. That's just a compacted... Yeah. Well,

5:18

I used it back in the day, used

5:20

gloves. But now we've got things called period

5:22

pants. So I don't have

5:24

to even worry about them. You don't even

5:26

use a tampon. Jesus.

5:28

Okay. Well,

5:30

after you get through the end and make your way over

5:32

to the cotton coffin. Get her on mic, guys. Get her

5:34

on mic. The coffin full of cotton, which is how I'd

5:37

like to be laid to rest. Where's the mic for

5:39

her? Okay. Get in the box.

5:41

Hang on. We're not going to hear her though.

5:43

We need that handheld mic. She'll get in the box. She'll

5:45

be right. She'll be able to hear in the box. She's

5:48

having a bit of a dry reach.

5:51

In you get. Oh, carrying on. You

5:56

in there? While you're laying on a bath of

5:58

cotton. On a bed of. What we're going

6:00

to have to do is once we start the clock

6:02

we need to then you have to start scooping up

6:05

handfuls of them and rubbing it between

6:07

your hands. I've got a

6:09

cotton ball here. Let's try and pull it apart

6:11

on air. Oh,

6:13

that does have a noise. Listen. Listen.

6:18

Oh, you can hear that. Rub two together

6:21

apparently. I don't think that makes any noise.

6:24

No, she... I think she has a fear

6:26

of them being rubbed together. Is that right? I

6:28

don't hear anything. What

6:31

I need you to do there is

6:33

grab two cotton wool balls and

6:36

rub them together. Really? Yeah.

6:40

And then we'll start the clock. Are you ready? But

6:43

before we start the clock... You can start

6:45

tipping them on her face as well. And

6:47

then as soon as the clock starts, just

6:50

start tipping thousands of cotton. Oh, I forgot about the clock guys.

6:53

Yeah, but what are we doing? We're not even

6:55

starting the clock as you're sitting in them. Yeah?

6:58

Yeah. Okay, so start the clock. Start

7:00

tipping the balls on it. Go. Okay. Oh,

7:05

they're all in her mouth. Oh,

7:09

don't swallow it. Jesus Christ. Oh,

7:11

she's... Here you

7:13

are. Oh,

7:16

there's child and husband laughing on the outside.

7:22

Oh, you're surrounded. Oh God, that's quite the

7:24

reaction to him. Jesus Christ. Not

7:28

long left. 30 seconds. You're

7:31

half way. Oh my

7:33

God. Okay, here we go. The

7:37

woman is terrified of cotton wool. The

7:39

rest of us, we don't even blink an eyelid.

7:41

It means nothing to her. Listen to the carry

7:43

on. Is there a bucket? Yeah, there's

7:45

a vomit bucket. I'll see

7:47

you in the chunder. 10 seconds.

7:51

Hold it through. Five,

7:53

four, three, two, one.

7:57

Get her out of there. Get that

7:59

human... out of that thing well

8:02

done honey what sort of a weird

8:04

sort of outback dance is

8:09

that she's doing are you all right come

8:11

over yeah it's one on your shoulder on

8:16

the other shoulder there it is oh Jesus those are

8:18

real you're on yeah did you

8:23

like windpipes or something close up or

8:25

what happens there cuz you that cough

8:28

was really bad I can't even explain

8:30

it my whole throat yes I close

8:32

your eyes close up and adjust the

8:35

gag reflexes just is hopefully use

8:37

that $5,000 for a long

8:39

sessions of of a little

8:42

ball therapy always is a

8:44

therapy yeah it's always

8:48

a cure for something good luck

8:50

with that thank you now I'm gonna

8:52

take my son and my husband to Hawaii

8:54

so oh you're a good mom doing that

8:57

they grow cotton in

8:59

Hawaii you know that do

9:07

you go to cotton on do you

9:09

like you stay clear of cotton on

9:11

I can't even walk on cotton in

9:13

the shopping house I always avoid it

9:16

you'd never go to spotlight or anything

9:18

like that it's more

9:20

so the actual cotton so

9:22

when you're in the supermarket you

9:25

avoid the personal care so

9:27

I'll either avoid it completely or I'll go up

9:29

to it on one side and then go back

9:31

around and go up to the other I

9:40

think you've conquered your fear you still

9:42

know I don't think she's conquered I think

9:44

she just offered through it I think it was

9:46

you laid in a coffin full of items

9:49

that you're fearful of you know you can

9:51

do it but it's not pleasant yeah old

9:54

husband's very supportive it's funny though it

9:56

is funny Don't

10:00

forget Robert Irwin joins Julia Morris, it's

10:02

on TV, Sunday night, Channel 10 and

10:04

10 Play. I'm a celebrity, get me

10:06

out of here. Well done, Julian. Thank

10:08

you, Julian. Enjoy Hawaii. Yeah. Do

10:10

you deserve that? Yeah. You've

10:12

been great! Thank you so much! Kyle

10:14

and Jackie-O.

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