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The Tis $200,000 noise! Made
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a clone. Here
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is everything we know that
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the noise isn't. I
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think it's pouring aluminium foil out of the box
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and then ripping it. A drawer getting clicked back
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onto the trash. Stepping onto a doormat and wiping
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your shoes. Pulling
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down a towel rail in a public toilet.
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Two other boots falling on wooden drawer boards
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and the door closing. Pulling the seat in
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a car backwards or forwards. Mince
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cream wipers wiping off greens. Is it a beach?
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We will rock you, my queen. Cracking an egg. Dining
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chair getting put down or dragged out. I
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think it's a car going with speed up.
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Kicking up the letters on a suitcase. Box
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cutter piercing and cutting a cardboard box. A
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coffee pod going into a coffee machine and closing
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the lid. Lighting on a rubber glove. Opening
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and then closing a car door. A balloon being
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tied up. Pull out your cleaner out. Then you
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use the little light cutter. Opening a box of
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tissues when you pull the tab off. The soldiers
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like a foot drill at the ends at Mars.
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Standing on a set of scales. It opens and
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shuts. The air fryers when you close the cereal
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box. When you're making your
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bed. When you whip a unit cover. Happing
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of fingers on like a wooden table or
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bench or something. Walking on
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floorboards. Walking over a creaky floorboard.
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A wooden gate closing. When
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you put new staplers into a
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stapler. Fridge door getting slammed closed.
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Hiding a sack of cash with rubber bands.
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Hiding some watermelons. I put it out on
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the chopping box. Chopped it. And the noise
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sounded really familiar. It's an
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old school recliner chair. A Marcy Van
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drum. When you're in the shower and
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you switch the shower
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rainwater. Down coming
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from the roof to the handheld
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shower. It's when you pull the paper towel from
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the holder and you rip it. Use a
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deadbolt lock. A quickener to cross. Press
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stud. You know what for sure. An
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electric car locking. Printer printing out
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a piece of paper. Someone listing their
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bag of luggage off an airport
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carousel. Opening a can with a
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can opener. Put the money into
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a trolley and you're unlocking it. The
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unlocking sound of a secure door. It's
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a bowling ball when you go bowling. Playing
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a pinball machine. Opening an empty. It's
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opening and closing a fuel
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tank in the car. It's one of those boxes
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out on the street where you get the
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books for free where you can go and
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borrow them. So I just hit on inside
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in all the cars. Sitting a deck of
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cards on the table and then flicking them
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together to shuffle up. The basketball ball
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bouncing off the ground and off
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to the wooden board and through the net.
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Spinning all clothes in window shutters. A hands
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pump soaps the spencer. Opening up a
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brisket. So opening a plastic container. Opening
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a pack of playing cards. Well I
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was packing my child up for to go
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to the office this morning and I opened
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up my boot and putting my
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pram in the bag and I thought you know
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what that's the noise. Change the cure of the
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car and then you pull the hand break up.
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Tying up a balloon knot. Your fingers are in
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there. They're a bit stuck. Unbuttering pants and pulling
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the zipper down. When you drop a
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coin in a condom in your machine twist
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the valve and then it
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spits it out. So someone's farting it.
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Opening and closing a styrofoam
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container. So it's where you use the
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buttons in the car but it's the noise that
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the mirrors make when they hit that. By
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opening up the bar bridge and
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pulling out a champagne
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bottle. The nozzle on the ice maker
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in the freezer and then pulling the
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tray out. I think it's an old
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rocking chair rocket. Thinking it's collecting a
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baby cot. You know a portable
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cot. I thought it was pressing the
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garage and opening the tupperware. Gling a
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gling wrap box. You're ripping the cardboard
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straight off. A 360 spin bucket.
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Me dropping a phone. I
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think it is sliding open a maggot
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window. Name
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the noise and win $200,000. Kiss
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$200,000. We got
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all day for a new one.
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Kiss. In a week that will
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break Australia's heart, two farmers will leave.
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Who will it be? Farmer
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Wants a Wipe, Sunday 7 o'clock on Channel
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7 and 7 Plus.
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