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My Flip-Flop Rant from Facebook

My Flip-Flop Rant from Facebook

Released Tuesday, 7th April 2009
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My Flip-Flop Rant from Facebook

My Flip-Flop Rant from Facebook

My Flip-Flop Rant from Facebook

My Flip-Flop Rant from Facebook

Tuesday, 7th April 2009
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Six easy questions to ask yourself before putting on flip-flops...1. Are you currently utilizing the services of a day spa?2. Are you on your way to/coming back from a pedicure?3. Are you taking a shower at an athletic club?4. Are you at a swimming pool or the ocean?5. Are you younger than 16 years old?6. Are you in Hawaii?if you answered NO to ALL of these questions... NO FLIP-FLOPS.No exceptions. This applies to dudes as well. But a note to the females...Ladies, please.... with the emmense power of bazillion-dollar footwear marketing campaigns directed towards you, I am sure that you can find a suitable replacement for a bright nasty $5 piece of plastic and rubber you found in a barrel at Wal-Mart. Try a nice strappy sandal with a kicky heel. Or a low/medium-heeled open-toed slingback. Those would look so much better on your feet, and would make your legs look longer. You will see a distinct improvement in your "hey-cute-guy-noticed-me!" ratio. GUARANTEED. Flip-flops are no better than attaching a couple of ping-pong paddles on your feet and slapping your way around town. Not attractive. Seriously, ladies, flip-flops are NOT EVERYDAY WEAR. But if you must, please, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, don't wear them at restaurants that feature >$15 an entree. CLASS IT UP, LADIES.
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