Well, hello! Alice and Deanna welcome themselves back from their accidental sabbatical, declaring this episode to be the beginning of Season 3. And that’s not all! They also discuss '90s fashion, how much the world is going to hell, what’s the worst thing to say to someone in a dark place, why new music is our salvation right now (but note to Beyoncé and Jay-Z, uh, the country is in flames), and what happens when your cardiologist enters the office on his Segway. Plus: delightful things! Show notes and more: leagueofawkwardunicorns.com

PS -- You may notice some audio distortion this episode. Our incredibly overpaid sound engineer was asleep on the job, and couldn't totally make it perfect later, and not that she's a perfectionist, but SHE BEGS YOUR FORGIVENESS.

ZEE LINKS, OF COOOOUUUURRSE

Lifehacker: Nonbinary People Share Their Advice on Coming Out: https://lifehacker.com/nonbinary-people-share-their-advice-on-coming-out-1827016879

Lifehacker: How To Responsibly Share Information About ICE Raids On Social Media:
https://lifehacker.com/how-to-responsibly-share-information-about-ice-raids-on-1827203452

"So Velveeta isn’t allowed to call itself “cheese” but an unlicensed crisis pregnancy center can pretend to be a medical facility. Okay." https://twitter.com/mizsant/status/1011633663732342784?lang=en

Pema Chödrön https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/8052.Pema_Ch_dr_n

Deanna's article on Medium:
https://medium.com/@deanna/why-you-are-loved-and-please-reach-out-are-the-crappiest-things-to-post-after-someone-has-died-484eb23d6715

McSweeney's, 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, A Woman, Have Had To Ask Myself:
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/17-real-life-would-you-rathers-i-a-woman-have-had-to-ask-myself

The Beyoncé & Jay Z album, "Everything Is Love" https://listen.tidal.com/album/90521280

Janelle Monae!! http://www.jmonae.com/

Father John Misty: https://fatherjohnmisty.com/

Neko Case: https://nekocase.com/
Her interview with Scott Simon: https://www.npr.org/2018/06/09/618496741/neko-case-on-hell-on

Courtney Barnett: https://courtneybarnett.com.au/

The hangry otter: https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/hungry-otter/4674340225946464/

MUSIC!!

As ever, we are so grateful to Tacocat for letting us use Shame Spiral as our intro/outro music!!!

The goose that gave up is a kid's song, hee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FnVadHLN5c

If you don't know the other two songs I used, I cannot help you.