The Mac attack is back for a third time. Chris gives us some insight into his magical run into the playoffs. We talk about our favorite part of the 2021 fantasy season. Ben uses his patented BPR formula to tell us exactly what is going to ha

Week 13 - The LO Down

Dec 9th, 2021 50m 5s

We finally bring in a celebrity guest, and we play the crowd favorite "Name that League Member." Huge prize on the line. Ben talks for 10 minutes about the playoff scenarios and nobody really understands what's going on. LOCKS are turning in

Week 12 - PLAYOFFS!?!?!

Dec 3rd, 2021 45m 48s

We're guestless, and frankly we don't like it. Ben gets us into the playoff picture. Can Turtle & Matt hang on? Can anybody stop the Charlie charge? Why does ESPN think Alex has any shot to make the playoffs? We get into all of that stuff.

Week 11- We're Thankful for Phillip... and Rokey.

Nov 24th, 2021 52m

Roke finally joins us, and then brings his own guest. He addresses rumors that he's retiring from the velt, conspiracy theories, and that he has a chicken named Alex. Ben unveils his "all #BPR" team which shockingly highlights a couple of his

Week 10 - Welcome to the Troge Show

Nov 18th, 2021 45m 34s

Troge joins us in ridiculous attire, and thinks that somehow this podcast has a visual aspect to it. He re-caps his greatest win of all time. Ben piles on with best all time win/loss records, but we also cover worst all time win/loss record..

Week 9 - Often Hated. Never Duplicated.

Nov 11th, 2021 46m

Chuck yeah. Chuck Diesel joins us for some podcast action. Ben has done some research on team names, and the woke community is not pleased. Alex talks about his magical Troge carpet ride. Matchups is mostly lame because nobody scored more t

Week 8 - C-Mac is Back

Nov 4th, 2021 45m 35s

We suspend Alex due to conduct detrimental to the team, and C-Mac steps up to take his spot. Troge is in rare air with his pursuit of the winless season - Ben gives us the details. Matchup breakdown closes with the magical 3 point victory for

Week 7 - You need an elite QB to win

Oct 27th, 2021 45m 23s

Football is wild, and we talk about it. Let's cover who sucked the most in a single week #Chuck. Matchups features Covill bros facing off, and Norris bros facing off. Locks is so fucking hot it's like guaranteed money. Velt offseason talk h

Week 6 - Turtle Power

Oct 22nd, 2021 43m 3s

Turtle joins to talk about Kirk Cousins being great and his argument is that 'he's the truth.' Ben helps him out with some data. We break down the matchups. Troge's perfect season is alive. Ben got Derick Henry'ed. Locks is still hot, and

Week 5 - Score S'More

Oct 15th, 2021 41m 37s

Ben, head of analytics, gives us the top single week scorers, and it's fun. We get into matchups, as Troge fights to stay winless. Locks is hot. #BPR is not. Rokey indicated that the Velt almost won their last game - Ben gives us the scoop.

Week 4 - Rokey was able to not figure out the internet

Oct 7th, 2021 35m 39s

We schedule a guest, Rokey! He doesn't join us though. Most surprising things about the football season involves some obscure Hawaii game, and NFL East QB's. Locks should not be called Locks. We rush through match up breakdowns so that the

Week 3 - #Velt hits rock bottom

Sep 30th, 2021 54m

C-Mac - Chris Mccoy joins us as a special guest. We get to celebrate 66 yard field goals and other awesome football moments. The fellas try to get their locks back on track after a rough start. Matchups are covered thoroughly. The Velt is a

Week 2 - Monday Night Madness

Sep 22nd, 2021 45m 34s

Paul hands out promotions to podcast members. Ben gives us some data, and the hallowed 1500 point club. I wonder what team has scored the most single season points ever? We get into the way to early betting locks. The boys go over the madne

Week 1 - Go Hawks

Sep 17th, 2021 37m 54s

We talk a little Hawkeyes, and blast the group text. The boys give you guaranteed betting locks, and also tell you who's winning their fantasy matchups this week. We break down the week 1 matchups, and Ben closes with a break down of #TheVelt

Ben Power Rankings Unveiled #BPR

Sep 8th, 2021 38m 55s

Ben lays out his unsolicited, useless, but remarkably intriguing power rankings. Predictions and react are in abundance.

Home Stretch!!

Aug 3rd, 2021 49m 39s

We get us prepped for the final two weeks of the season with team breakdowns. Hot Fire features two baseball stories.Cold Emoji is highlighted by Kendrick Perkins being ridiculous. Clown of the week crowns a 3-time Clown champion.

Norris on the farewell tour

Jul 22nd, 2021 50m 18s

Norris comes prepped to set the record straight, and cites his gambling addiction as his primary reason for taking next year off.Big Matchups this week. Mike helps propel Paul into first #Collusion. Troge/Turtle are fading. Rokey bitch slap

What Up Jake?

Jul 16th, 2021 37m 26s

Jake joins the Covill's for some all star event break down. We also get into our favorite second half story lines for the league, and for real baseball. Hots have COVID making a comeback, new words, and Norwegian instagram Thotties.Colds brin

Hey Now - Time for All Stars

Jul 9th, 2021 38m 42s

Alex loves his new additions, and the top 5 teams are prepped for the home stretch.All Star focus on all 10 rosters. We also list the main non-all star studs. Paul makes a Trevor Bauer joke that he regrets.Hot Fire has Alex making real homer

BelievO

Jul 2nd, 2021 43m 19s

Former league member, Stevo Believo joins us to talk about Kyle Fucking Schwarber, and the Cubs inept outfield."Name the league member" gets pretty fun as Steve tries to guess the appropriate league member based on Alex & Paul's very well thoug

I can't believe what we said about Rokey

Jun 24th, 2021 41m 19s

A-Cove re-caps the DMI trip. Troge looks great. Norris is podcast ready. Matchups ya'll. Jake catapults into first. Smagee is so happy about his tie. A-Cove is charging. Troge & Ben face off.Hot Fire emoji get a little NBA head coaching

Warning DMI: A-Cove is coming

Jun 17th, 2021 47m 45s

We agree Troge is dumb, and Paul finds ways to talk about VladMatchups are highlighted by a great battle between Troge & Jake. Paul and SMagee determine who sucks at pitching most. One Ben is rising, and the other is plummetingHot Fire discus

We used Spider Tack when we made this podcast

Jun 10th, 2021 45m 44s

Gerrit Cole eloquently answers a question, and we break it down.Matchups are interesting. Jake's making moves, Mike's punching the punching bag, Covill bro's faced off and we know how that goes.Hot Fire get's caught up in footwear and former M

Does anyone know if they wiped their butt good?

Jun 4th, 2021 48m 19s

Paul discusses his son dropping knowledge, and how he's probably going to donate another $300 on terrible NBA bets5:24 - 32:00 - The guys breakdown May records for each team, and highlight key players good & bad.32:00 - Hot Fire & Cold Emoji is

I don't fuck Republicans

May 28th, 2021 50m 4s

The fellas get into some tinder profiles courtesy of LPEveryone has made some bad drops - let's talk about it.Hot Fire & Cold Emoji get into the NBA, Alex spends way too much time bragging, Spoiler Alert: Rokey is cold.CLOWNS - Baseball relate