To celebrate the Millennium, Janet Bee-Hee becomes the new Pope. A just reward for her years as a Titty farmer. Sadly, Ellie’s Dad (or Emu’s Dad - we are not 100% sure) goes into hospital. She takes him the usual ASDA grapes, Bassett's Liquor

Letter 10 - 3rd December 1999

Dec 10th, 2022 53m 4s

In this letter we finally reveal how mum REALLY died: By making love to the very microphone we use to record the podcast.

Letter 9 - 18th November 1999

Nov 28th, 2022 1h 18m

Grandma has a bath in the nursing home and to everyone’s horror she finds out what a Blowy is. Xander spends most of the episode deciding whether it is ok to throw a Zygote at King Charles, and Claire gives all hot lesbians consent to look at h

Letter 8 - 11th November 1999

Nov 21st, 2022 1h 18m

Mum & Dad Roger Sylvia in a smoke and booze fuelled orgy. Xander tries to find out what the cis female orgasm really is, and Claire tries her best to avoid the question.Remember don't tell anyone about the podcast 🤫

Letter 7 - 4th November 1999

Nov 14th, 2022 48m 19s

Xander books a venue for their Edinburgh stand-up, then Claire pulls out because she can’t bare to be away from her kids for more than 2 seconds at a time. Xander immediately replaces her with a ventriloquist dummy and it turns out the dummy i

Letter 6 - 29th October 1999

Nov 7th, 2022 47m 46s

Something to help you in your day today: “If you can't hate yourself, how the hell you gonna hate anybody else.”Xander is feeling a bit anxious having just started university in 1999. Claire has a telephone conversation with mum which is very

Letter 5 - 20th October 1999

Oct 31st, 2022 24m 20s

This letter sees a key change as Claire discusses her fears surrounding the moment Mum’s sister (Auntie Kay) died. Mum watches First Wives Club, Xander admits he wants to be left alone in a small dark room and we accidentally on purpose alleged

Letter 4 - 14th October 1999

Oct 24th, 2022 39m 30s

Dad gets rid of some cat poo from the garden. Mum goes for coffee and a scone with Janet Bee-Hee and Claire goes for a sleep over with Bisexual Beatrice from Badminton. Xander realises that a BJ is connecting a mouth with a wee wee hole and Cl

Letter 3 - 8th October 1999

Oct 14th, 2022 41m 51s

Wow what an eventful letter this week! Mum has a moment of doubt as to whether she has in fact taped Friends and Frasier on the VHS recorder. Xander settles in for his third week at University and Fiona The Boner has a 6 way Lesbian Orgy.

Letter 2 - 30th September 1999

Oct 7th, 2022 37m 28s

Claire has a threesome with Dido and Binty. Xander knows he is gay but hasn't come out yet and Mum takes quite the risk by machine washing a dry-clean-only garment. Contains swearing, laughter and scenes of a gay nature. Thank God.

Letter 1 - 17th September 1999

Sep 30th, 2022 34m 56s

Mum writes her first letter to Xander at University in 1999. There is some content about the Queen, and Claire and Xander considered re-recording post her death but they quite simply could not be arsed.Good Luck.

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