A.K.A. The Roast of Matt Smith

Today’s Report Includes: “DONNIE… DONALD”[1], “Damon Thinks Del Is A Little Bitch”[2],  “My Goldblum Brings All The Birds To The Yard”[3], “Venti UnCuresed Soy Bone Juice, Thanks”[4], “Charlie Pibbles Redux”[5], “Otakus Unite”[6], & “If Colonel Sanders Was A Ghoul”[7]

Also, the return of everyone's (secret) favorite segment!!

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

Game Corner: Dead Cells[Switch], Zelda Breath of The Wild DLC 1&2 [Switch], The Bouncer [PS2]

Article Links: 

1. https://www.androidpolice.com/2018/07/19/jenny-mccarthy-doesnt-know-google-home-sounds-like-assumes-ghost/

2. https://news.avclub.com/gorillaz-concert-ends-early-after-del-the-funky-homosap-1827432626

2a. http://www.thefader.com/2018/07/12/del-the-funky-homosapien-gorillaz-in-stage-fall

2b. https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/vbjva9/del-the-funky-homosapien-discusses-his-near-fatal-fall-and-painful-recovery

3. https://www.cnet.com/g00/news/giant-sexy-jeff-goldblum-statue-finds-a-way-into-our-hearts/?i10c.encReferrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8%3D&i10c.ua=1&i10c.dv=14

4. http://raycomgroup.worldnow.com/story/38687717/ominous-egyptian-sarcophagus-opened-found-to-contain-no-dark-forces

4a. https://gizmodo.com/big-mysterious-sarcophagus-opened-sucks-1827722447

5. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jul/20/child-spies-used-only-when-very-necessary-says-downing-street

6. https://nextshark.com/japan-shortage-ninjas-despite-offering-85000-salary/

7. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/tattoo-addict-genitals-removed-because-12943696

Til’ Next Time, Send Us Matt Smiths.

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