We have a disagreement about the behavior of squirrels. Tony thinks his house may be haunted and declines getting a garage camera service probably at least partially for that reason. Nhat reviews Dune 2, Tony reviews Civil War and The Visitor a

Episode 297: Does That Tree Smell Like Semen, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

15 days ago

Nhat starts off hearing a weird noise on their new mixer. Tony had to spend a lot of money on a new garage door because of gale force winds. We review the new Road House movie and Wonka. Tony goes to the Flotsam And Jetsam show. We have news ar

Episode 296: Stop Using Explosive Diarrhea As A Weapon

29 days ago

We start off with our new mixer, which actually will be the last time we use it because we didn’t like some of the quirks it had. Tony gets into the music business of Lizzo and Jason Newsted. Nhat has a confrontation with his downstairs neighbo

Episode 295: My Mucus Plug Goes To Eleven

Mar 20th, 2024

Disclaimer: This episode is garbage.. no, not because of the content.. that’s normal… because of the quality. This episode signaled the death of our beloved mixer. It lasted us nearly 10 years, so probably a bit longer than anyone expected. Bec

Episode 294: Pretty People Have Smaller Balls

Mar 4th, 2024

We start out talking about bands and the reforming of Slayer and whether or not it’s for a couple of dates or longer. Tony gets the band Every Time I Die and As I Lay Dying mixed up. We have Day In Cum, where there’s an article about artificial

Episode 293: Way Too Enthusiastic About Your Bullshit

Feb 12th, 2024

We start off talking about Tool, as they just recently played in Denver and Nhat gets confused as to how many Lollapaloozas he’s been to. Tony is fixated on Maynard James Keenan’s pubic hair for some odd reason. Tony has an awkward exchange wit

Episode 292: I Am Bird Person

Jan 29th, 2024

We start off talking about either trying to follow your dream or just falling in line with the rest of the workforce. Tony talks to a customer with a voice box. Nhat thinks they should be able to improve voice box technology by now. We then dis

Episode 291: What Is A Booch?

Jan 15th, 2024

We discuss whether or not we would live in arctic temperatures for the right amount of money. Tony compares himself to Bojack Horseman. We have a Music and Movies game where the theme is cringiest lines in movies. We report on WTF News with the

Episode 290: Just Not My Kind Of Weird

Jan 1st, 2024

We start off talking about getting shitfaced on New Year’s and how some people just don’t have the ability to pull back. We then discuss Marvel and DC movies and what we’d like to see as far as new content goes. Nhat wants Kraven The Hunter to

Episode 289: Adding Insult To Mumawing

Dec 11th, 2023

We start off with technical difficulties and Nhat starts complaining about the bad Marvel movies coming out. Then we spend way too long to try to get our friend Paul signed up so he can chat on Mixlr. We play Pokemon or Urban Dictionary. Tony t

Episode 288: Those Are Some Old Ass Worms

Nov 27th, 2023

We start out talking about how lame Black Friday has gotten and how to possibly spice it up. We discuss our lame Thanksgivings. Tony’s beloved dog Chance, passed away, so he goes into a quick story about his loss and the possibility of life aft

Episode 287: A Nuanced Look Into Frog Orgies

Nov 13th, 2023

Nhat points out a strange parental detail in the original Superman movie and has an idea for dealing with exorcisms, based on the Exorcist movie. We discuss the possible end of the world and life on other planets. Nhat finds a website that uses

Episode 286: The Halloween Edition Of A Bunch Of Nonsense

Oct 29th, 2023

Nhat starts out going through old clips and happens across the one where the Paint It Black podcast ask us to criticize them. Nhat discusses some changes to the order of segments in the show since it drones on too damn long at times. Tony has w

Episode 285: The Legend Of The Woman Known Only As “Big Coke”

Oct 16th, 2023

We begin the show just going through the upcoming concerts. Tony is questioning whether or not our friend Paul is really listening. Tony wants to find quaaludes online. We give a review of The Mars Volta show at Red Rocks and Tony reviews The D

Episode 284: Never Trust An Earthworm With No Lips

Oct 2nd, 2023

Tony saw Baby Metal and Dethklok and gives a brief review of the show. Nhat thinks that Baby Metal and Ghost fall within the gimmicky range, but Tony begs to differ. We discuss whether people retain their cadence of speaking throughout their li

Episode 283: Never Stop The Suckfest

Sep 18th, 2023

We start off the podcast off talking about people with trauma and watching YouTube interrogations. We go into possible therapeutic effects of psilocybin and ayahuasca. We play a Celtic Frost game and Pokemon Or Urban Dictionary along with our u

Episode 282: Free Range Weasels

Sep 4th, 2023

We discuss truck nuts at the start of the show and what people must think that work in the factories that manufacturer these oddities. We delve into the origin story of how someone thought to put testicles on the back of their car and then we r

Episode 281: Chickens Are Shallow, Too

Aug 21st, 2023

We start talking about one hit wonders from the eighties. Tony has a giant collapsed tree branch he has to clear and Nhat seems to think he can just Paul Bunyan it to take care of it. We play a break song from our friend Dave’s project Slip In

Episode 280: Tickling My Rat In The Name Of Science

Aug 7th, 2023

We start off while a crazy hailstorm is going on and Tony talks about when he almost died when he crashed his truck during a winter storm. Nhat asks Tony how he would have prevented his parents from having him if he had the opportunity to trave

Episode 279: Cornered By A Cucumber

Jul 24th, 2023

Tony is wondering what his dog is saying to him and Nhat had no idea about the correlation with cats and cucumbers. Tony reminisces about the band LMFAO and his Tony Robbins tapes, which clearly did nothing for him. We play Six Degrees of Billy

Episode 278: Moon Masks And Pearl Necklaces

Jul 3rd, 2023

Nhat’s Spotify account gets hacked and the worst part is that they listen to shitty music and messed up his algorithm. Tony is thinking of moving to a new house and contemplates having to shovel snow in his blue-hair years. We ruminate about th

Episode 277: No Scromiting In The Food Truck

Jun 19th, 2023

Tony was looking at a food truck in Craigslist and Nhat suggests inventing the Kabaco, which is a combination of a kabob and a taco. Nhat briefly reviews “Extraction” and Tony reviews the series “From.” We then discuss scromiting, which is vomi

Episode 276: You Can Do A Lot With A Pickle

May 22nd, 2023

Tony describes his mushroom-tinged adventure while attending Mr. Bungle. Tony decides he wants to try fentanyl. We talk about hot sauces with the word “ass” in them and unique Halloween costumes. Nhat gives a movie review of “Dungeons And Drago

Episode 275: Drunk Chicken Dancing In The Mosh Pit

May 15th, 2023

We start off talking about getting rebuffed from Romo’s Street Tacos and then Popeye’s before we find an international market that happens to serve food as well. Tony asks about Black Royal, a Finnish death metal band. We test out the “Blend” f

Episode 274: Tony B And The Moose Cheese

May 1st, 2023

We talk about past listeners of the show because our friend Paul had recently discussed listening to our podcast on a road trip for god knows what reason. Longtime listeners Emma and Henno both join the show chat. There are murmurings of an Aci