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H-E-L-P. It's

1:08

vulgar patriot doses with a third the may

1:10

vary birth rate to the. Local. Already going

1:12

to go drink it up so. I

1:15

bought some of them. Posh crispy. Recommend me about

1:17

four years ago. All torres. Torres.

1:21

Never Adam before. Fuck a good.

1:23

They are delicious. Their observations ocean very buttery

1:25

it bercow hum flavored crisps than Florida hangs

1:27

around as well. That's the one flow of

1:30

that probably repeats on me a bit. Yeah

1:32

we're of a that so that what that's

1:34

what about that and diet coke for breakfast

1:36

so that that's normal I do not show

1:39

floor or know this is no Florida's golf

1:41

on my really do a bit too much

1:43

of his car thing but last time I

1:45

saw you in person or walked into the

1:47

office at nine am and you're eating a

1:50

Chinese take away. The. And they're

1:52

like way what a regular visitor. Off.

1:54

The Record and Peter. He. smashed into

1:56

a gigantic poker ball Yeah,

2:00

that wasn't the same day, that was a different day. No,

2:02

it was the same day. Different needs. I wasn't eating Chinese

2:04

in the morning and then had a pokeball in the afternoon.

2:06

I had a Chinese in the morning, finished the story. Next

2:09

day you see me, I'm off in the pokeball. I

2:12

just hope that your body knows what's going on. The problem

2:14

with pokeballs is they're so delicious and you can add so

2:16

many different bits into it. Like mangoes

2:19

and prawns and more crab salad

2:21

and stuff, it's delicious. But

2:23

it is just a big bowl of rice and it

2:25

will take you to task at like

2:28

about 2pm. You will feel very sleepy

2:30

in a massive bowl of rice. Yeah, but you also

2:32

treat your stomach like you're an abusive parent. It

2:35

has no kind of understanding of your stomach about what's

2:38

happening and when and why it's not being looked after.

2:40

I'm a colleague. I'm not a parent to my stomach.

2:42

I'm a colleague to my stomach. I'm an abusive colleague.

2:44

Yeah. You're going to call HR on

2:46

my tum tum. You're the colleague that every single night

2:48

after work makes you go out on the piss with

2:51

him and then marches you to a cash point. That's

2:54

what you are. Right. I

2:56

think when you when I mean, because it's literally

2:58

happened, people are thinking I'm just talking shit. But

3:01

I wondered at nine in the morning last week and

3:04

you were at a Chinese takeaway at your desk and

3:07

I wonder, do you ever consider what

3:09

the younger people in our office see

3:11

as an example? Yeah,

3:15

but I shouldn't. I mean,

3:17

I'm annoyed that I brought in like, I think 12 bottles

3:20

of bigger juice. Yeah. And

3:22

like, no one's getting involved. No one's getting involved. I'm

3:24

like, go on guys. My

3:26

bigger juice consuming and my kind of

3:29

Hawaiian or Jamaican punch

3:31

sort of years were very much my

3:33

20s. Like, you know, I was working on breakfast shows

3:35

or I was working in an office. I needed that

3:37

sugar. That's the time to

3:40

experiment, guys. Come into Pete's

3:43

hut and enjoy the sugary

3:45

goodness of a bigger juice. But everyone's like

3:47

going and sipping it and going, oh, that's

3:49

a bit much like, guys, your palette

3:52

is you can deal with this in your 20s.

3:55

I have a sip of this stuff in my 30s or

3:57

40s and my stomach goes all.

4:00

So like guys do drink it on your

4:02

own in your car. You're missing out on

4:04

your best bigger juice drinking yours. I

4:07

did genuinely see producer

4:09

Finn Heathers bought Finn

4:12

The other day I was walking down the corridor

4:14

to go into the studio office He was coming

4:16

out of the studio office with four bottles of

4:19

unopened bigger juice under his arm shaking his head.

4:21

Yeah What am I going to do with it?

4:23

Oh no Is

4:26

there any link to the fact that the toys are in there? There

4:29

any link to the fact that the toilets in our

4:31

office the communal toilets which we're not responsible for Have

4:34

been out of order ever since you brought

4:36

bigger juice in is that we've

4:38

found a lot of red piss

4:40

in the pipe What

4:42

is like why are that? Why do we

4:45

it not have a microwave in the building

4:47

so I can walk my Chinese and be

4:49

why are working so

4:53

question a is because John won't let

4:55

us have one in the office and

4:58

Right. Okay. Okay, so you watch so you have to

5:00

bring in your own microwave No What I'm so the

5:03

only two options for a microwave as far as I

5:05

understand it would be in the communal kitchen area Which

5:07

they won't set the building won't sanction because of their

5:10

policy around unsafe electronics, right?

5:12

Just check the electronics they check all the other

5:15

Take it up with them take it up with the people

5:17

who run the building that you have singularly avoided for the

5:19

last eight years Have

5:22

that conversation if you want to I've had a

5:24

conversation with them about like post rooms and We

5:27

had we had a dodge we had to bring a plum

5:29

around to fix some of the water coming out of a

5:31

pipe Yeah, that sounds like exactly

5:33

the kind of normal conversation human being with other than other

5:36

human being pipe

5:38

there's some And

5:40

the only thing in there is to put the microwave in the

5:42

office and as far as I know it John's vetoed that Right.

5:45

Okay, I'll be fine with it. I don't

5:47

care Right, I mean you can put

5:50

yeah, but I'm gonna bring it in and put it in

5:52

there No, I was pretty good to stop you Charlie. My

5:54

god. I've been seeing that guy who's got like a Who's

5:57

got like a microwave on his head and he cycles

5:59

through? town. He's got like this

6:01

guy in America, it's like a TikTok or something,

6:03

he's got this guy, he just looks like a

6:06

mad dude who's got a

6:09

scum microwave on his head and

6:11

he basically just burns it as fast as he can up

6:13

to anyone who'll listen. He does a

6:15

massive rear wheel skid and goes, I've

6:17

got a microwave on my head and

6:19

he slams the microwave door shut because

6:21

as he's doing his swerve the microwave

6:23

door swings open and then he slams

6:25

the microwave door shut and then scoots

6:27

off again. It's brilliant. He is

6:29

living his best life. Is it fixed to

6:32

his head? It's honest, he basically

6:34

punched a hole in the bottom of the microwave

6:36

and stuck his head right through it. Nice. Thrilling,

6:39

absolutely thrilling. What a way to live your life.

6:41

Think of what I'm thinking. Ramble

6:43

live show. Ramble live show, Mr.

6:45

microwave. That'd be great. Yeah, she cooked my

6:47

head. It's no more insane than some of

6:50

the ideas you have got, Peter.

6:53

If I had, if I, right, jammed,

6:56

like just basically drilled a hole into

6:58

the bottom of a microwave, right, plugged

7:01

it in and I put it

7:03

on my head like and started to cook

7:05

my own head, how

7:08

long would it take for

7:10

someone to rescue me? I

7:13

reckon I'd be tossed, I'd be done.

7:16

I'd be bud-dwired. You'd have

7:18

to circumvent the safety feature of the microwave, right,

7:20

because it wouldn't start with it. Yeah,

7:22

it would start. I don't think there's any electrons

7:24

in the base. It's only that motor that moves

7:27

the microwave around. So once that door's open, obviously,

7:29

famously, because of radiation. Yeah, I'm going to the

7:31

door. I'm going to the door.

7:33

Okay. The more pertinent question for me would be

7:35

how long would it take to do some genuine

7:37

damage to your head? I

7:40

think it'd be ten,

7:42

under ten seconds you'd be... Ten seconds of

7:45

a level time. Under

7:47

ten seconds, I don't know. Is anyone got any

7:50

grounding in me? I thought that had just been

7:52

done. Yeah. There might be a

7:54

reason for that. I remember reading about a chef

7:56

who's, there was a microwave at like

7:58

kind of like hip level. and he

8:00

started having terrible kidney problems because his kidneys

8:03

were just really close to this leaking microwave

8:05

which is just a horrific story but

8:08

yeah, I reckon under 10 seconds and he did it all

8:10

Sometimes things haven't been done before because they're amazing ideas that

8:12

no one's thought of yet Sometimes it's not been

8:14

done before because it'd be a bad thing to do Some

8:16

deaths are like proper like

8:20

Proper to, like genuinely makes you feel sick to think

8:22

about it. What a horrible way to go Yeah, you

8:24

remember the Darwin Awards? My dad used to get a

8:26

book from I think his brother like every year The

8:30

Darwin Awards from that year, so people who

8:32

died in the most ridiculous circumstances And

8:36

some of them are just absolutely ridiculous You

8:41

know, like the

8:43

ones I remember, the guy who, there was

8:45

a guy who died Because

8:48

he fell from a skyscraper because he was

8:50

trying to show a group of students that

8:52

the windows were unbreakable Right.

8:55

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's the sort

8:57

of thing you get told And you just

8:59

trust, you don't need to necessarily stress test

9:01

them. No, another one would be

9:03

that guy I love that guy who went to

9:06

North Sentinel Island Wouldn't

9:08

it? He was told, was he the Jesus guy? Yeah,

9:10

he was told over and over again, don't go there

9:12

They're gonna kill you. Don't go there. They are not

9:14

into us. He was obviously delusionally religious

9:16

Like, you know, oh, it'll be fine. God will sort

9:19

it out, you know. Yeah, God, I'll sort it out

9:21

Yeah, let us know when you see him. There's

9:24

your alpha course dickhead. Yeah Exactly.

9:27

I keep squeaking my foot on the chair by the way,

9:29

it's not me farting. Stop squeaking your foot on the chair

9:31

Yeah, listen. Crying out loud. Oh Speaking.

9:34

I'll send you a video of two

9:36

lads that I find their jeepery on

9:39

Twitter very amusing I'll

9:43

find their names. It's Tom Lawrence and Sam O'Leary

9:45

They're two little sketch lads, little sketch lads, all

9:48

of them are probably, two lads

9:50

who just do sketches and stuff and one of the sketches

9:52

that I sent you was The

9:54

Golden Ramji one where- Oh, it's brilliant. It's fucking

9:56

brilliant. Are you gonna put fart noises over the

9:59

top of this? Check

10:02

it out. Mr. Samuel Leary. It makes

10:04

me laugh. I am. Brilliant. I'm still

10:06

watching an episode of Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares

10:09

UK once a week at least. Yeah.

10:11

And there's not enough episodes. That's the problem. What

10:13

do you mean? They just... I don't like it when they

10:15

repeat these TV shows on like digital television though because

10:17

they... There's just too many ad breaks. Too many ad breaks.

10:21

Yeah, so they don't... So they're only

10:23

really, as far as I know, they only repeat the US one, which I

10:25

think is actually coming back. Right.

10:27

But the UK one is only about 15 episodes.

10:31

Which, what do you think about it? So you don't... The show you

10:33

love watching more than anything else is the US office, right? Yeah.

10:37

It's about 250 episodes, isn't it? It's

10:40

become a bit of a routine for me. Yeah.

10:42

In nine seasons, eight seasons, 25 per... Yeah,

10:45

so I wish we had that on the old UK Kitchen

10:47

Nightmares. I basically just wish Gordon Ramsay and I at every

10:49

single restaurant in the UK. Yeah.

10:52

Okay. It's just a sensational piece of TV. I think it's

10:54

the best fly on the wall

10:56

show ever. It's brilliant. Peter,

10:58

anyway, let's get through a couple more emails because we

11:00

always get a backlog because we never end up doing

11:03

them. And so

11:05

I would like to read this one from Joe

11:07

who says, afternoon chaps, I was driving home from

11:09

the chiropractor in Leon C this afternoon. Oh.

11:13

Listening to people... There are a few chiropractors in Leon

11:15

C. Are there? I

11:17

just think there's a lot of back injuries, people sort

11:20

of, I don't know, rolling down the hill

11:22

towards the sea. I don't know why people

11:24

have so many born and ligament... I think

11:26

it's people carrying all their money in their

11:28

backpacks. Yeah. He

11:30

says, I was listening to Pete talking around with

11:32

about slugging a line of Brucie's ashes. That's

11:35

a ramble thing at the moment. It's

11:37

a wonderful moment of serendipity. What do

11:39

I see on my right but a

11:41

Toyota Century parked up? Uh-oh.

11:43

After months of hearing about the car... I've been

11:45

spotted. Uh-oh. After months of hearing

11:47

about the car... Someone knows where I live. Uh-oh.

11:49

It was great to see it in the wild,

11:52

to see it in the flesh while listening to

11:54

Pete was a treat. To celebrate, I placed a

11:56

snail and a spider on the good spot. Now,

11:58

you hear that? But, uh, you should be spotted.

12:00

You're out in the worst but as your car

12:02

out in the wild in the wild right okay

12:04

Yeah, I think I know where that chiropractor is

12:06

that I've come to the conclusion that so I

12:08

was cycling home the other day and If

12:12

you're a cyclist in London you just

12:14

get shouted out a lot right. I'm sure no at

12:16

least I saw

12:18

me Anyway,

12:21

so we would just shout you know There isn't

12:23

but whatever no And

12:26

I was cycling through I've been to see

12:29

a mate for lunch in Hackney and

12:31

I was talking about from then I started on a cycle path

12:34

and Guys

12:36

just started shouting at me and I was like

12:38

okay, and I the

12:41

way he was shouting wasn't like an aggressive Calling

12:43

me a cunt type thing which gets I'll just ignore it

12:45

and carry on He was shouting in

12:47

a way that was like oh, what have I dropped

12:49

something or my bag open or something? so

12:52

I stopped on the cycle path about

12:54

50 meters from him and I

12:57

could see him in the distance and

12:59

he just goes all right. I was like

13:02

yeah, he would go sir I'm

13:05

uh I'm listening to you right now Okay,

13:10

great. Thanks for listening. No worries

13:13

And then just put his hair phone back into

13:15

carried on walking and I'm not being ungrateful

13:17

for it, but I'm just saying What

13:21

what's the purpose? What's

13:23

the I don't know? I just I think it's a nice

13:25

thing though, isn't it? It's exciting come

13:29

up to you and they'll say and This

13:31

does happen and they'll say oh look

13:34

I love the show You know,

13:36

please don't stop making the shards love listen to it so

13:38

much or I've been for a bit of a difficult time

13:40

And you guys really cheered me up and that's all very

13:42

nice I'm very appreciative of that, but if

13:44

you're just gonna do that thing Can't

13:46

you just text me or sorry tweet me just go. I just saw

13:48

you. Yeah, great. Love the show You've

13:51

you've been convenience us both for no real

13:53

outcome there He's

13:55

just excited. Why why do you know

13:57

I've joined your sir. I'll tell you one

14:00

I'll tell you one, that I

14:02

don't think I've shared on this point anyway. Last

14:05

week, I'm in a field, I'm in a... No

14:09

bad stories like this. Last week I was in

14:11

a field. An area of

14:13

natural beauty. And there's a little

14:15

cafe in this golf course, I

14:17

think. And I pop in

14:20

and a lad goes, oh great, how you

14:22

doing? You know, I

14:25

enjoy one of the shows, presumably. It's

14:28

always really weirdly, either abroad or Japan

14:30

on this one. These

14:33

days, I don't know why. Yeah, I get a lot of Luke and Peter.

14:38

Which hasn't made me raise my game on this show. But

14:40

I think people like the fact that you are, in

14:43

some ways, really bad. But

14:45

it's still really good. I think it's relatable. Yeah,

14:48

but I don't think it'd bring... I don't think on

14:50

board new listeners... No, but Jake, hopefully they're going to

14:52

broadcast like you broadcast, is he? It's a good point,

14:54

actually. I get up at a reasonable hour. And

14:59

so I went back outside. And

15:01

Sarah went back in to buy some dog

15:04

treats or whatever. And the lad

15:06

who I'd said hello to had fainted. So

15:10

I'm just saying, Luke. I'm

15:12

just saying, Luke. Alright, fine.

15:14

It was probably unrelated. But

15:18

there's potential for me to be as big as

15:20

the Beatles. And

15:22

do you know for sure that

15:25

he fainted because he saw

15:27

you? Well, of course

15:29

he didn't. I don't know why. He was fainted.

15:32

But the correlation is amusing. The idea

15:34

that I would think that he fainted

15:36

because he saw me. No,

15:39

but I think he could have loved the show, got really

15:41

excited. You could have been his favourite person on the show

15:43

and he might not have had any breakfast because blood sugar

15:45

was low. And it happened. It can

15:48

happen. It can happen. It can

15:50

happen. I came to the conclusion. Football

15:52

Ramble Live! Catch your metal. I

15:56

came to the conclusion that it's

15:58

probably better. to

16:00

be really, really, really famous,

16:04

then slightly known to

16:06

some people because the element

16:09

of being slightly known to some

16:11

people always comes along and

16:13

you're never fully prepared or expected. Right.

16:16

If you're super famous, you could, you're normally

16:18

wealthy and you can adjust your lifestyle accordingly

16:21

knowing that anytime you leave the house, you

16:23

have to work, live in a certain way

16:25

because everyone knows who you are. The

16:28

most ideal famous, not famous people

16:30

is like the

16:32

guitarist out of Coldplay. You

16:34

know, that is ideal level

16:36

of fame. You walk down

16:38

the street very easily, but

16:41

you are fucking minted. Yeah,

16:43

that's exactly right. Ideal. You

16:46

get your fair share of all that stuff. You

16:48

get to enjoy the experience of

16:50

like playing large, large people and doing

16:53

some music and stuff that really benefits,

16:55

really helps people in their lives and

16:57

gets them a lot of enjoyment. The

16:59

more thoughtful groupies, etc. Yeah.

17:03

The groupies who are not,

17:06

well to be fair though, I think there's probably group...

17:09

Contrarian. Contrarian groupies. Yeah.

17:12

I actually like this one the best actually. Yeah. Or

17:14

I'd actually quite like to smoosh that one. If I get

17:16

in with you, can I get to him? Yes.

17:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you'd happily fulfill that because

17:22

it's all meaningless. Yeah, it's all meaningless. It's

17:24

not like you know who you are. You can't talk about that. You

17:26

can't say that stuff these days like pizza. Can

17:28

you? It's not acceptable. Why

17:31

isn't it acceptable? Power imbalance. Eh,

17:33

yeah. But yeah, I mean presumably... What,

17:38

so presumably rock stars aren't allowed to have any

17:41

sexual congress because of money and fame and attention. They're

17:44

not allowed to have any relationship with anyone.

17:46

Good luck with that. It's not what you're saying, look.

17:48

What kind of world are you living? What kind of world are you

17:50

living? No, I think, I think,

17:52

you know, the cards on the table,

17:54

I think consenting adults are consenting adults

17:56

and you know, that's that. But

17:59

a lot of people have... posited that

18:01

there is a potential power imbalance. Oh, massively. Yeah,

18:03

of course it is. I guess it depends on

18:05

the individual situation, right? I don't really know too

18:07

much about it. But the idea

18:10

that you could be that successful, that

18:12

famous, that wealthy, and not really be

18:14

in the line of sight. Yeah.

18:17

I used to think that you'd be annoyed about that because you're

18:19

not getting the credit you deserve. But as I

18:21

get older, I think that's ideal. You would see how

18:24

destructive it is with Chris Martin. You would

18:26

see how awful it is to live your

18:28

life as one of those people. Awful.

18:31

Apparently Sarah's

18:33

working in Albert Hall. She was doing

18:35

announcements on stage a few weeks ago

18:38

for the Teenage Counts of Trust gigs. And

18:40

she had a taxi driver who was taking her

18:43

home to Bajardin. And

18:47

the guy was saying that he is one

18:49

of Taylor Swift's drivers, right? Right.

18:54

So they have like three, I mean,

18:56

obviously a lot's been said about her

18:59

private jet use and stuff like that. But they

19:01

rock up to wherever, you know, the

19:03

hotel to take her to, or from

19:06

a private airfield or whatever to take

19:08

her wherever. They get

19:11

in, there's two decoy drivers, I

19:13

believe. And also they're

19:15

all in Range Rovers that are like

19:18

specially modified. And they're in

19:20

Range Rovers that are like mucky. Like

19:22

they make their cars look mucky so that people

19:25

are thrown off the scent so it doesn't look like a VIP

19:27

situation. So they make

19:29

their, they cover their cars in mud. To

19:32

make it look dirty. And they, and

19:34

basically she, he carries

19:36

her off the plane or from

19:39

someplace into the back, into the

19:41

boot of the car. What? In a

19:43

body bag. What? And

19:45

he says, I don't even carry my wife

19:47

like this. I don't know what I'm holding.

19:49

You know, and this little skinny wife sticking

19:51

her in the boot of a car, right?

19:55

For what reason? And then she clambers

19:57

through into the back of the car. This

20:00

is insane. I don't know. You

20:02

always see like stars, they get moved around

20:04

in flight cases around the... Do they? Like

20:07

the autude. Yeah, like everyone's, they're always in flight

20:09

cases aren't they? Have you seen a... I didn't know

20:11

that. You go watching like a... Yeah, on

20:13

a big production, if like

20:15

Taylor Swift needs to get from one place in

20:18

the auditorium to another, they go in flight cases.

20:20

Because it just looks like, you know, that's probably

20:22

just full of guitars or something. But it's got

20:24

Taylor Swift in there. I just think

20:26

it's a bit kinky. Yeah. I just think she's

20:28

into it. She's like blowing my mind a bit.

20:30

I just assumed there'd be like passageways underneath that

20:32

you could walk through and stuff. Yeah,

20:34

I don't know. I think it's the easier

20:37

way to do it. I don't know. I

20:39

know that in Port College House, which is

20:41

the one of the offices where MPs have

20:43

their offices and stuff in Parliament, there's

20:46

a tunnel underneath from

20:49

Port College House to the House of Parliament.

20:51

And it's also their own separate entrance

20:53

and exit to Westminster tube station as

20:56

well. Right. Okay. And

20:58

they have to get through it. I'd love to.

21:00

But I never knew. I've eaten

21:02

in Port College House a couple of times and the

21:05

prices are astonishingly cheap. Yeah,

21:08

it's all self-sized. I've actually,

21:10

I've had beers in

21:12

the Strangers Barn stuff as well. My

21:14

friends are advisers in government. Anyway,

21:17

I had no idea about

21:20

the flight case thing ever. Yeah. That's

21:22

crazy. Getting easier. So I don't think

21:24

I'd want to be that

21:27

famous to be honest. No, it's kind of

21:29

like, but it reminds me

21:31

of like, I remember like one of the

21:33

rest of the men, I think Donk the

21:35

Clown had to sit underneath a ring for

21:38

like about four hours. Right.

21:42

Sit. Waiting for him to jump out underneath the,

21:44

I think it was two Donks, two clowns

21:46

that were identical. Oh, I

21:48

remember that. And one of them

21:50

had to sit underneath the ring for about five

21:53

hours. Donk and Dink, wasn't it? Donk

21:55

and Dink, I think. Yeah. And

21:57

it's just, you know, in a hot on

21:59

a. on a hot day in like

22:02

probably Texas or something, just sat under a

22:04

ring for five hours, ugh, absolutely gross. And

22:06

now in Vince McMahon's operation, he'd probably be

22:08

pretty well looked after though, right? Yeah,

22:11

exactly, yeah. He

22:13

gives you a bottle of water and just in

22:15

case you get too hot and it turns out

22:18

to be pure anabolic steroids. Where's Dink?

22:20

Oh, he's dead. He's dead. He's

22:23

in the... So, you know, I

22:25

read a story a while back about the

22:27

wrestling nails. Do you remember nails? Yeah,

22:29

I remember nails, yeah. He got booted

22:31

out of WWF because

22:34

apparently, and I don't know how

22:36

true this is, but given the latest

22:38

kind of stuff that's been going on, we

22:41

wouldn't be too keen to doubt it.

22:43

But he said that he broke into the WWF

22:46

and became this wrestler and he's having these big matches

22:49

in big events and stuff. Vince

22:51

McMahon wouldn't pay him, just wouldn't

22:53

get paid. And eventually it came to a head and

22:55

he just went into Vince McMahon's office, grabbed him, pinned

22:57

him on the floor, and started choking him out until

23:00

he paid him. He'd got him arrested

23:02

and that was that. Yeah. I

23:05

mean, I wouldn't fuck with the big... They're

23:07

all big boys, you know what I mean? Yeah. I

23:10

bet HaKoo got paid. Massive... Apparently,

23:13

that's the world's hardest man who would just pop an

23:15

eye as soon as he'd look at

23:17

you. Oh, that wrestling move, I told you, is the

23:19

greatest... It's the greatest

23:21

ostensibly formal business meeting moment I've ever

23:23

seen in that wrestling movie where Vince

23:25

McMahon's not really interested in that wrestling.

23:28

He wants to try out for the WWF, but he hears on the grapevine that

23:31

he can puke on demand. Yeah. So

23:33

he gets him into the office and gets him a bin and just starts trying to

23:36

make him puke. Puke, yeah. And then he

23:38

has a tearful conversation with his mum saying, I

23:40

think I'm in, I think I'm in. I do have to

23:42

do another puke. Ha, ha,

23:44

ha, ha! Jesus. He was... He

23:47

injured himself and was cordial pleasure. He

23:50

died not long ago, that guy. That's

23:52

sad. He was... He doesn't ever tend

23:54

to really end very well, does it? He's got

23:56

a whole NFL career and then getting... You

23:59

know, doing a bit of... The and then. Really?

24:01

Really hurt yourself. Oh well

24:03

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I love, love, love, love, love, love, love.

26:28

I know we speak about AI being dreadful

26:30

and what's bad in the world seems to

26:33

be very timeless

26:36

people pushing out really

26:38

amazing looking stuff with just a

26:41

prompt. Captain Tom, I'm

26:43

glad you heard it. I don't

26:45

know what app it is but

26:48

they basically, if they

26:50

take a video of your choice and

26:52

they can figure

26:55

out what the body is doing at any

26:57

time, basically build a skeletal kind of representation

26:59

of what that person is doing in the

27:01

video and the footage. And

27:05

then they can basically put any person,

27:09

visage, body into that footage and

27:11

it looks, the fluidity

27:13

and effectiveness, it looks bloody

27:15

incredible. So you've got

27:17

Captain Tom scoring, I

27:20

think scoring against when, I think Gerard slipped

27:22

or something, whoever slipped, Captain

27:24

Tom just run a goal and just

27:26

slot in one home past the goalkeeper

27:28

and also when he was on Gladiator's, Captain

27:30

Tom. How am I doing, boss? It's

27:34

such good, it's such

27:36

a lovely app and I cannot get

27:38

enough of it and I'm glad that

27:41

we have this technology. Oh, it's great.

27:43

The rest of AI I could very

27:45

much leave but this form of kind

27:47

of like patching in famous people from

27:49

history into Gladiator's is just something else.

27:51

It's also not problematic or offensive because

27:53

nothing can denigrate the memory of Captain

27:55

Tom anymore than his family's done. Exactly,

27:57

his legacy. That's

28:00

the spartan's memory. Has the spar

28:02

been knocked down yet? Yeah, it has.

28:04

They didn't seek plan permission for it

28:07

and they had

28:09

to knock it all down I think. It's

28:12

almost as if the family who took

28:14

Captain Tom on holidays, despite him being

28:17

a very old man and eventually him

28:19

dying of Covid, I think it was,

28:21

wasn't it? You

28:23

sort of think they're not the best planners. They're

28:26

very kind of like, let's just get this done.

28:29

Better to do it and say sorry afterwards.

28:31

Yeah, better to beg for forgiveness than ask

28:33

for permission. There's just so

28:35

much stuff come out about that whole

28:37

foundation, which is really, really sad. Delicious.

28:41

Apparently the first year the foundation spent £240,000

28:43

on management and fundraising costs and gave away

28:45

just £160,000. The

28:50

daughter... Why Clefesk? Yeah,

28:52

the daughter did the thing, didn't she,

28:54

where they set up an awards

28:57

and it was sponsored by a couple of

29:00

companies and it

29:02

was like a Captain Tom Foundation

29:04

Awards for different things and then

29:06

it came out that the daughter

29:09

was a judge on there because she was on the board

29:11

and she ran the foundation. But

29:13

then the foundation paid

29:16

her £18,000 to do the judging. It's

29:20

like... Yeah, okay. You've made that up. It's

29:23

not even the perfect crime, is it? Shall I

29:25

ask David? Can I have the deal? Yeah,

29:28

exactly. I'm not going to do that. So

29:30

everybody's giving up their time for charity. Yeah.

29:34

We've kind of given up our time, but you know, time is money.

29:37

Anyway, so I also read

29:40

a quote from her saying that she...

29:44

Do you remember that interview on the news where

29:46

she had made Captain Tom into a chair?

29:49

Oh, a chair, yeah. She

29:52

was basically pleading poverty, saying, oh yeah, the mistakes have been made

29:54

and stuff, but actually the charity is not going to exist for

29:56

much longer. So people need to have a think

29:58

about that. So yeah, it's not going to exist much longer. people don't give

30:00

you any fucking money because I don't want to go

30:03

for crying out loud anyway Jordan's

30:05

been in time anyway he says hi guys notice

30:07

on a recent episode you chat about pop music

30:10

and Know that

30:12

Luke is a keen reader Just wanted to

30:14

throw a suggestion out there reach for the

30:16

stars by Michael Craig is an excellent book

30:18

It covers the UK pop music scene during

30:20

the late 90s and early 2000s when the

30:22

likes of Simon Cowell and Simon Fuller were

30:24

throwing Their weight around particular highlights include members

30:26

of five Being backstage of Liam

30:28

Gallagher who offered them a bang on this It

30:31

turned out to be a bop it that he pulled out of his

30:33

bag Oh lovely, which is

30:35

great Lee from blue blasting a

30:37

fire extinguisher Alan Shearer Max

30:40

Martin playing hit me baby one more time to five for one

30:42

of them just to tell him it's a shit song And they

30:44

should give it to that teenage girl. He was talking about Great

30:51

Yeah Yeah, just I

30:53

mean are these kind of Remember

30:55

when like was it? No, who's

30:57

the fellow used to be in Hollyoaks

31:00

is a question for you. Okay, who was was

31:02

it Callum best? Was he in Hollyoaks? No Is

31:05

it Calum best? Anyway, I

31:08

think it was Calum best bit of a kind

31:10

of socialite You know a little bit like his

31:12

father, but like his little father But a bit

31:14

of a socialite kind of bloke who was around

31:16

about the city He could easily slot it into

31:18

blue as like a seventh member. I have him

31:20

many they've got yeah And it's not it's not

31:22

okay. It's not it's not Calum best. I

31:25

think Paul Denan Might

31:28

be Paul Denan. He did that Instagram kind of

31:30

expose a thing where he's just pulled in that

31:32

about doing talking about doing Charlie dangerous Denan Just

31:37

talking about doing drugs is like pop stars and he

31:39

did a show without thank him He did a show

31:41

with Calum best didn't he pull them

31:43

it was it called it had a really

31:45

funny name best and Denan No, it wasn't

31:47

funny like best in the land It was

31:49

it was it was with

31:52

Calum best and Fran Cosgrove. You ever

31:54

Frank Frank. Oh god Yeah, these men

31:56

and it was called he was he

31:58

became inexplicably famous because he was a bodyguard

32:00

for wildlife or something. But the TV

32:03

show was them travelling around

32:05

the US I think and it was

32:07

called Callum Fran and Dangerous Danan. Anyway

32:10

what were you going to say about

32:12

Paul Danan? I think it was Danan

32:14

who was posting Instagram and it was

32:16

massive exposés about the sugar

32:18

babes and stuff. Yeah I remember that. They had

32:20

really helpful stuff. That was a good couple of

32:22

weeks. I think that is a really interesting time.

32:25

I might read that

32:27

actually. I'll grab it on the Kindle and give it

32:29

a bash. I hope we learn to read it based

32:31

on the anecdotes that Jordan has recommended there. That would

32:33

be fun. Pre-camera

32:36

phone man. Pre-camera phone. Fun.

32:39

I find it quite interesting recently

32:41

when Sharon Osborne, who

32:44

of course you judge on some of these

32:46

things, and Amanda Holden had a

32:48

big bust up and Sharon

32:51

Osborne's put down of Holden

32:53

was sensational. Because Holden

32:55

said in the bust up something

32:57

like, Osborne's already done

32:59

what she's done because she's in Simon

33:01

Cowell's pocket. Sharon Osborne, admittedly,

33:04

probably isn't blameless in this. I think it

33:06

all comes from the celebrity big brother of

33:08

her and Louis Walsh gossiping about everyone and

33:10

Holden got offended. Osborne then listed all of

33:12

her achievements as an artist manager before she

33:14

even met Simon Cowell. Obviously she was like

33:16

the Aussie Osborne's manager. She

33:19

was managing a load of massive

33:21

artists. For whatever you think about

33:23

her, her management of rock

33:26

and roll stars has garnered something like

33:28

100 million records.

33:30

She's got a massive back catalogue of stuff

33:32

she's done. I just thought it was quite

33:34

funny to see her really flex, have a

33:36

massive flex about it. Because in a way

33:38

it's quite weird that she ended up doing

33:40

that stuff. Because she

33:42

basically just did metal music

33:44

really, I think, for the most part.

33:46

Actually, Osborne's wasn't it? I think Jack

33:49

Osborne has a new TV show every

33:51

single week where he just goes out

33:53

on ghost adventures. Jack Osborne's. If you

33:56

were like, Jack

33:58

Asser back within you, if you were inhabited like

34:00

the sort of late 90s kind of

34:02

MTV sort of thing. Like it's

34:06

amazing how much work you can get. You

34:08

know, no one thinks about Jack

34:10

Osborne, no one thinks about Kelly Osbourne, but they'll work

34:13

probably later than the dad ever

34:15

did. Just because they were

34:17

famous at a really, at

34:19

a really important time where there was only a few channels.

34:22

Yeah, I know what you mean. Big channels. But

34:24

Sharon Osbourne basically co-founded Ozfest at

34:27

Ozzy Osbourne and at one point she

34:29

was managing Motorhead, Ozzy Osbourne and the

34:31

Smashing Pumpkins. I wouldn't fuck with

34:33

that. No, exactly. I wouldn't fuck with that. Although

34:35

that would be a good bonus episode of the show. You

34:38

fucking around. Have you Sharon Osbourne? Again,

34:42

it's like a spoon in the bathroom. I've got no cost,

34:44

I've got no cost. You used to do everything. I've got

34:46

an air cost to interview Sharon Osbourne. Yeah, but it doesn't

34:48

mean you didn't stop me before. Yeah, but she was very

34:50

much a general, she wasn't in a metal generation, she was

34:52

very much in her. I've done, you

34:55

know, the Smashing Pumpkins a few times. I could, but

34:57

she was very much. You and Billy, you and Billy,

34:59

you and Billy kind of bonding over wrestling. Yeah,

35:02

a little bit, yeah. I think,

35:04

yeah, he's got some funny opinions. As

35:09

a wrestling promoter and outside. Oh, I found that quite a

35:11

rogue move from him. I was very surprised. I was pleasantly

35:13

surprised to see that he was well into it. Yeah,

35:17

well, I think he made the point

35:19

that wrestling has always accepted him, but

35:21

Rock and Roll happened. I

35:23

think it was a nice sort of play. That is really. He

35:25

did make some horrific people, champions in

35:28

his company. For which he'll never be forgiven. All the wrestling

35:30

company in America. No, exactly. All right,

35:32

then that's about it for us. We've

35:34

been looking at Pete Shaw for another Monday.

35:39

We'll be back on Thursday, where

35:42

we'll be doing more of this really. Yeah.

35:45

Talk about more Captain Tom. Captain Tom's house

35:47

is up for sale, so we are starting

35:49

and just giving. Go fund me to

35:51

buy it for Luke and Pete Shaw Enterprises. We're going to make

35:53

an HQ. We're going to make a spa. No, we just buy

35:56

it for ourselves and then not give anyone their money back.

35:58

In the true spirit. of Captain Tom and

36:00

his offer. But when we speak next you'll be back from

36:03

Cornwall so it'll be interesting to hear how you got on.

36:06

We'll see if I've put my foot through another

36:08

ceiling. Yeah, fingers crossed. See you later. Ta-ta.

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