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Quill presents... The
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15. Well,
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run. Asgore
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la bo
4:15
Rajal Ahm?
4:24
Ahm, please? Ahm,
4:30
sorry go ahead. Ahm,
4:34
sorry, I didn't see
4:36
you there, what can I just see? I'm
4:41
so glad you're still here. I
4:44
was wondering if you had perhaps dropped
4:46
something? Don't think so. You're sure? Perhaps.
4:50
These incredibly exclusive, hardly
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discounted, barely obstructed theatre
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tickets. No. You're
4:57
sure? Because they
4:59
look like they'd be perfect for someone to
5:01
use maybe for a second date?
5:03
Yeah, nothing to do with me.
5:08
So, is that a lot of... I'm
5:10
just saying, what's the show? Oh,
5:14
uh, the Illuminati. Oh! Very
5:16
romantic choice. That's it. I
5:19
don't really know much about it, I just
5:22
thought when it's called. Well,
5:24
count me in, if I
5:26
want you to see your face. Cool, so to
5:29
them. For that no
5:31
fact now, I'm
5:33
sure you could both go and continue
5:36
the Mississippi on. Yes, I do. But
5:38
what if you could use the group
5:40
of the New York Foundation that's currently
5:43
taking the London scene both stormy? Yes.
5:46
Judge Murray, don't be damned. They're taking a break before they're torn. No, it's penny
5:48
for the well, actually. But it is still the look on the base, right? How
5:50
many times is that for you? No,
6:44
Yeah, no, I've I've got.
6:47
So. Like a dog sitter
6:49
a long as a. Human.
6:53
right? To.
7:00
Refuse. To
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the. T
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V. And
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is a large. Law.
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Law. I
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recording, simply hang up. Ah,
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I need to report something. I
8:27
can't get him, please. You're
8:31
supposed to be independent and... Oh, well,
8:34
I've got to risk it. People
8:37
need to know. But
8:39
you need to know what's happening, what they're doing,
8:41
and I don't know how much time I've got
8:43
left. Ha!
8:47
I work as a caterer. I
8:50
own private, funded, silver
8:52
service, that kind of
8:54
thing. It's
8:56
my own company, and I have managed to
8:58
fill up a decent reputation in the
9:01
right circles. We get called in for
9:03
the really
9:05
high end stuff. The
9:08
kind of event where the
9:10
guest list is so rich that you've never even
9:12
heard of them. There's a
9:15
big difference between extravagance and elegance,
9:18
and we sell the latter. We're
9:21
not a big operation, though. There
9:23
were only six permanent staff, including
9:25
myself. We do hire
9:28
in fixed-term waiting staff and other
9:31
contractors, but even so, I knew
9:34
these people. I worked
9:36
with them for years, and
9:38
they didn't deserve what happened to them. We
9:42
got a call a couple of months ago
9:44
for a fairly small event at which we'd
9:46
haul in a Cotswolds. Apparently,
9:49
they had a family shoot and wanted us
9:51
to prepare the game. Normally,
9:53
that would be a thousand little parts, which is
9:55
one of the stuff we prepared off site. Not
9:58
going to tell the difference. They
10:00
were really explicit about it being
10:02
large a game and wanting to
10:05
know whose kill they were eating.
10:08
That meant a lot more prep time and
10:10
equipment but they insisted and at this level
10:12
you don't get to tell the client no,
10:15
just now much extra it will
10:17
cost. We set
10:19
up the cooking gazebos during the early afternoon
10:21
in the rear of the
10:23
gardens. On the butler's instructions, the
10:26
house itself was a massive sprawling
10:28
Elizabethan thing with pristine flower beds
10:30
and prim lawns that ran right
10:32
up the surrounding wood. It
10:35
wasn't usual to be given center
10:37
stakes like that but I figured the
10:39
client fancied themselves a foodie and just
10:41
wanted to see the crack. Thankfully
10:44
we brought the flashy gear just in
10:46
case. Normally
10:48
you'd expect the shoot to have already been
10:50
well underway by the time we arrived but
10:53
people were only just arriving in their tinted
10:55
Range row with some rolls. I
10:58
didn't say anything but I'm sure everyone would have
11:00
had style on the veg and the sauces because
11:03
at this rate it would be a miracle that
11:05
they would be eating before 9. Another
11:08
hour passed with a couple more cars
11:11
trickling in but still no one had
11:13
even set out. Instead
11:15
I could see them through the leaded
11:17
windows just watching us work. Finally
11:20
after another half hour I had the
11:22
house staff fetch the butler. He
11:24
eventually came out dour as before and I
11:27
told him that unless he knew something I
11:29
didn't there was going to be a distinct
11:31
lack of venison for tonight's venison medallion. He
11:35
just gave me this look told
11:37
me to prepare and
11:39
then headed back inside. Obviously
11:41
that piss me right off but what can you
11:43
do they'd pay you for the
11:45
day so we just hunkered down and looked busy.
11:49
Finally As the sun was
11:51
starting to set a bloody red behind
11:53
the woodland, the guns came out with
11:55
their entourage, all tweed, windchesters and dogs
11:58
and in the front of them. Large.
12:00
This. Matriarch.
12:03
I took my wells to describe
12:05
this big imposing like some Romans
12:08
stuff she bought a voice and
12:10
given a gulf or kept thinking
12:12
of my all we don't fit
12:14
into the top brass chef the
12:16
same eyes like they didn't see
12:19
people a small just ah said
12:21
the some assistance. To start wasn't
12:23
enough to have this huge custom
12:25
roy floor sober I didn't fancy
12:27
go symptom of something. Who. Was
12:29
no way was you take legal
12:31
for things like it could take
12:34
out and see the never going
12:36
to start I was excluded or
12:38
innocence. It was dull place despite
12:40
massive size. Was just knew
12:42
that this was the gum for killing with. Not
12:46
showing off. he
12:48
was out of a that she risked
12:50
of power and have forced to save
12:52
with sense of the worth the when
12:55
she spoke state for listen. She
12:58
has gone so light up. facing us
13:00
with the dogs are few and they
13:02
they all just stood there watching some
13:04
sachs is this stuff and security will
13:06
headed back into the house leaving us
13:08
alone with of. Stuff
13:11
was when I knew something was
13:13
wrong. The
13:15
women stepped forward with a dogs
13:17
by her side and space be
13:19
with his rise of white smiles
13:21
letting our Facebook or electric blue
13:23
eyes and governmental greater. Than.
13:25
She just locked eyes with a
13:28
gun to carefully lived right without
13:30
booties on Sweetie Each word with
13:32
another country. Are
13:34
you prepared? She cast quite.
13:38
As we can't be. A reply
13:40
was when she raised her hand
13:42
size insists on it was as
13:44
though she has suffered dog in
13:46
my mouth. I could even think
13:48
of dissipating have the words just?
13:50
I did My first. She
13:53
returned to the groups, had dogs plunging
13:55
of the hallways and a silhouette our
13:58
mind of a full load right. dusklight.
14:02
I couldn't make out any of the other
14:04
faces dazzle as I was by the light.
14:08
Then she stood tall and proud
14:10
and said with just the tiniest
14:12
hint of anticipation, Let's
14:15
begin then shall we? As
14:17
one the hunters raised their rifles and
14:20
as one had leveled them at us
14:22
as we stood traps fixed under our
14:24
gazebo. There's
14:26
a very specific feeling you get
14:28
when you're staring down the barrel at
14:30
clutch range. First the
14:32
world gets very sharp and bright and
14:35
then the horizon sort of shrinks around
14:38
you till it's no wider than the
14:40
dark hole aiming straight at you. It'd
14:44
have been a long time since I'd felt like
14:46
that but it was still so familiar. Too
14:49
familiar. The woman
14:51
hadn't raised her own weapon. Instead
14:53
she called as though directing the
14:55
firing squad. HUH?
15:00
None of us replied. None
15:02
of us either breathed. We stood
15:04
completely still inside. The
15:07
only noise being the gentle breeze through
15:09
the trees and the slight hits of
15:11
the red wine reduction boiling over the
15:13
sight. There wasn't even
15:15
any birdsong. Then
15:18
I realized she wasn't talking to
15:20
the other guns. She was
15:22
talking to us. After
15:25
seconds that felt like hours the woman
15:27
seemed to grow impatient. Finally
15:30
she sighed and repeated. I
15:33
jumped before shouldering her
15:35
rifle sighting and then pulling the
15:37
trigger without hesitation. There
15:40
was a deafening gunshot that stabbed at
15:42
my eardrums leaving them ringing and then
15:44
a sudden clatter of someone falling to
15:47
the ground behind me dragging
15:49
utensils down with them. I
15:52
could turn to see who was hit but
15:55
I think it was Stephen. He
15:57
was only 23. Although
16:00
it was a head shop of. Forgive
16:02
us. Without.
16:05
Lowering the rifle she's place but another
16:07
route and precise had this time of
16:10
me. She smiles
16:12
greedily. Events pumped her
16:15
eyebrows just once. Texas
16:17
has. On
16:20
this time I understood. About
16:24
eighty my eyes from her I
16:26
reached out to close my and
16:28
around for have to bring some.
16:32
It shop for steam and
16:34
on blemished, ready for its
16:36
beloved work. Slowly
16:39
so. I
16:42
raised his overhead. Brace myself
16:44
for what follows. The
16:47
woman green Do I see her
16:49
fingers caressing the truth. I
16:53
brought my hand down sharply smashing
16:55
the cleaver to the face of
16:57
Marcus associate. He couldn't even cry
16:59
out as a quest deep into
17:02
the basic math is arterial blood
17:04
gushing out and down into the
17:06
overly have have reducing of flew
17:08
with fact fruit I'm smelling speed.
17:12
I looked down at his conscious of what
17:14
the blood for my brow and young to
17:16
the blade for you with a conference before
17:19
turning to the rest of my stuff. They
17:22
run. The
17:26
ball cia well been nice foothold
17:28
said it didn't take long. may
17:31
be a half hours of of
17:33
months. None of them
17:35
go for. A
17:37
court every she tried to hide of
17:39
the the trees. fair play to with
17:42
almost made it up but despite being
17:44
in the sixties. Myra
17:47
tripped over rabbit hole in the darkness.
17:50
Of think she tried to bags. Of
17:52
could make out the words. the
17:55
only one who gave met in real trouble
17:57
with forests he was a big guy nearly
18:00
six-five, and that's a hell
18:03
of a size difference, even with my training. But
18:06
it wasn't enough. I
18:08
had kibbled before, and he, um...
18:12
He hesitated, and that was
18:14
that. As
18:16
I was packing up, the woman shook
18:19
my hand and complimented me. Then,
18:22
the bubbler handed me a thick brown emblem.
18:25
It was full of cash, and a
18:27
note written in elegant cursive with just
18:30
one word. Run.
18:34
I did. Can't
18:36
stay anywhere too long. Can't
18:39
stop moving. I keep
18:41
hearing dogs barking, and
18:43
I don't know if it's just some pet or... I
18:48
thought about handing myself into the police, but
18:51
that just feels like crapping myself in a
18:53
dead end. So I'm getting
18:56
out of the country. First, the channel
18:58
tunnel, and then keep going until I've gone
19:00
far enough that she can't. Well
19:18
run, dearie. Well
19:20
run. Well,
19:28
that was fascinating. Sit.
19:32
Excuse me. I was talking
19:34
to the boys. Can
19:38
I... Can
19:40
I help you? I rather
19:42
think you might. What
19:51
did you say your name was, dear? I didn't.
19:56
My. We are... There
20:00
are two on twitter. And
20:07
spray you fools as we
20:09
look for not allowed to
20:11
be a monsieur. I was
20:13
things I served as. A
20:17
sign Service members strong
20:19
hands, Difference.
20:27
Thought he is sexy. Lady
20:29
Mowbray. Arrest
20:32
me Years, I
20:34
presume. you're. Going to
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resemble shop at? Yes! Thank you
20:39
for coming in as you'd like
20:41
to follow any. Lady
20:45
Mowbray. Of of
20:47
course cast to next
20:49
time. Easier a dose.
20:53
Of of. Of
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that I get feel any refreshments
20:58
Lady Mowbray and inside to D
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S I recently. Seen, ah,
21:04
Of Cook. Who
21:06
saw. You wouldn't see
21:09
one of the Cheshire Saul who
21:11
do. Oh. Well
21:13
actually. Oh
21:52
my goal is to die from
21:55
the bonds. dos on
21:57
dd no surprise there were
21:59
you flailing about. How dare
22:01
you? I am pushing
22:03
the boundaries of what it means to dance.
22:06
I won't argue with that. Point of
22:08
water please mate, with ice. Thanks
22:11
for coming Alice, you didn't have to. Clearly?
22:13
I thought this was meant to
22:15
be a little chill side gig thing. So
22:18
did I. Turns out that things
22:20
are really picking up. Hello?
22:23
Yes? It's our Glastonbury.
22:26
Why yes we do have a minute.
22:28
You joke, but the manager's already added
22:30
seven more cities to the Dredgeman tour.
22:32
Oh wow! Fair play.
22:35
Cheers mate. That's
22:43
sound by the way. It's been years since I saw
22:45
that weedy kit. Same as ever? Shame
22:48
you couldn't make it tonight. Yeah still sometimes it's nice
22:50
to hang out and have a drink, just the two
22:52
of us. Oh I've flattered.
22:55
You should be. And
22:57
since the show's over... Two
23:00
points to Deanbauch's. There
23:02
we go. A
23:12
second time. I tried to grab
23:15
the air and fill my room. I
23:17
can't. So
23:22
much air. But then
23:24
inside the cycle there. Again the
23:27
cold surrounds and drags me.
23:29
And the pools. The
23:32
flat. You think? All the
23:34
sun stays the way through below the
23:36
light. The sea and the
23:39
sky. I keep my
23:42
life trifling towards the
23:44
bright and blue. And break the
23:46
third and final time. I
23:49
know it's very warm
23:51
in the sea. So
23:53
fun to get down the road. Uh,
23:58
hi. Hello. I
24:00
don't have any space. I
24:02
don't have any space. I don't have any space.
24:06
I don't have any space. Jesus!
24:10
Are you alright? I know.
24:14
Oh shit! Get off! Get off me! Let
24:16
go! Oh
24:21
shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
24:28
Can you hear me? I'm calling for
24:30
help, okay? Just hold on,
24:32
yeah? Ambulance.
24:45
Just rounded back up the glass of an arm's near Land
24:47
Street. Yeah, there's
24:51
someone, I don't know if they're both dead, but
24:53
they're going into a fit or something. Alice! Yeah?
24:59
Wait, hang on. Oh
25:02
shit! Shit! She's
25:04
not breathing! Just hold me! Oh
25:09
shit! Oh
25:11
shit! Shit!
25:15
Oh shit! Oh
25:17
shit! Oh
25:27
shit! Shit! Oh
25:31
shit! Shit!
25:41
Shit! What?
25:44
What? Oh
25:48
shit! You!
25:57
Ow! I'm sorry! Sinks,
26:01
sinks, sinks down
26:04
to the bottom. If
26:07
he's not there, no
26:09
sandy grave below the swell,
26:11
no rest among the quarrel
26:13
and the depths I feared
26:17
so much. I'd
26:21
reached up an overland to
26:25
claim me still. Sink,
26:30
sinks, sinks down to the top. The
26:44
Magnus Protocol is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill and
26:50
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26:52
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26:54
Jonathan Sims and Alexander J. Newell, and directed
26:56
by Alexander J. Newell. This
27:00
episode was written by Alexander J.
27:02
Newell, and edited with additional materials by
27:04
Jonathan Sims. With
27:07
vocal edits by Nico Fattesi, soundscaping by Meg
27:10
McAllen, and mastering by Catherine Renan, with music
27:12
by Sören Gön. It
27:14
featured Billy Hindle as Alice Dyer, Shahan Hamza
27:17
as Soma Makhali, Anusha Bataśvi as
27:19
Wen Bouchard, Lori M. Davis as Celia Ripley.
27:27
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27:29
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27:42
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27:45
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27:47
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microphone and a whole lot of opinions.
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Each week we dive headfirst into the
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wild world of reality television, from Bravo
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to all the trash TV you could
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want. We break down
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the drama, dissect the latest scandals, and
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share our thoughts on everything from the
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jaw-dropping moments to the embarrassing antics. But
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That's not all. We're not here to just gossip.
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We're here to connect with you, the jurors, and
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share our love of all things publicly. Culture. Whether
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we're getting on the latest celebrity break
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ups, discussing our favorite guilty pleasure movies,
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are sharing embarrassing stories from our own
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lives, we promise to keep it real,
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keep it fun and. Keep. You coming back
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for more? Hum judge that
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the Us. A
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cast helps creators launch grow am
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while of has to. Be
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with a cast.
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