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Two Making
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Adjustments You
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Okay Dracula
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V for vampires Assuming
2:37
you mean count Dracula, I'll have
2:39
a novel I'd suggest subsection popular culture And
2:43
assuming he's behaving as I'd expect He is I'd
2:46
guess a DPHW of 7-4-7-5
2:53
I'd guess a DPHW of 7-4-7-5
2:58
Close 7-4-6-5 Okay
3:04
Frankenstein Assuming you mean the scientist,
3:06
not the monster I do Then
3:09
that'd be another resurrection
3:12
Possible subsections Obsession
3:16
Medical Pursuit And
3:22
Hmm Black
3:26
Hmm Blasphemy maybe
3:30
So that would make it 4-2-3-7 Um
3:36
Hmm Hmm
3:40
Now Um 5-3-3-7
3:47
Pass that here Yeah Yeah
3:52
This thing is enormous We can't possibly
3:54
be expected to just memorize all of it
4:00
they're turning pages all night. But
4:02
surely there's a system or something like what
4:05
does DPHW stand for? I
4:07
don't know if it stands for anything
4:09
it's just an arbitrary index you
4:11
just gain a sense for it after a while. But
4:14
someone came up with it meaning there was a
4:16
logic to it at some point. Sam. So if
4:18
we can just figure out what links similar cases
4:21
then we'd know what the system was based on. Sam! We
4:24
aren't here to decode the system
4:27
that's Colin's job and you've
4:29
seen what a delight it's made him. Just
4:32
try to learn your codes and process
4:34
your cases. But I'm never going to
4:36
learn all of this you've been here for
4:38
years and even you haven't managed it. And quit. No
4:41
one's making you work here. Right.
4:50
Listen Gwen I'm... Ahoy
4:54
hoy! Did you miss me? Was
4:57
it torture? Oh wait! I'm
4:59
sure the UK government found some way
5:01
to soldier on without me for three
5:05
and a half minutes. Whatever. Everything
5:08
good here? Enjoying playtime
5:10
with Auntie Gwen? Yeah
5:13
it's been fine. Cool.
5:16
We'll unpack that ominous silence later
5:19
but for now we should probably
5:21
get started. We still not
5:23
cleared your backlog. Sure. If
5:38
you're so concerned with backlog maybe being on
5:40
time would help. Hey
5:44
Gwen? Gwen?
5:48
Gwen? Time
5:52
isn't real. Shut
5:54
up. Hi
6:04
Am I coming through. Yes, but
6:06
those those video and I'd I'd
6:08
rather not censor case. That might
6:10
be something to die than two
6:13
later, but it's fine for now.
6:15
Great. I've gone
6:17
over the paperwork that Dr. Khan
6:19
sense over and there's quite a
6:21
lot to unpack. So I'm not
6:24
crazy. Of
6:26
course. I'm
6:29
not huge fan of that word the
6:31
best of times, but I am interested
6:33
in what makes you lead with that
6:35
the last guy use. The word delusions?
6:38
A Lot. That's not what. I
6:41
know what's real and I need you to
6:43
believe me. I
6:45
think I can do that. I
6:48
can try at least. And don't don't
6:50
do that and see the I don't
6:52
want your sympathy. I just want to
6:55
get this over with. Normally,
6:59
I'd caution against our attitudes.
7:02
But. I understand these are sessions
7:04
that a court ordered. So
7:06
the situation as. A little more
7:09
complicated. How
7:11
about we start with you design your
7:13
own accounts of what brought you here.
7:16
How. Does that sound of? Didn't
7:19
think we'd be going straight into it. We
7:21
don't have to see, don't want. To no, no,
7:24
no, that's that's fine. I'm. Just.
7:29
Not sure where to stop, you know? Take
7:32
your time. Since.
7:37
I've always hated the way
7:39
I looked. I'm
7:41
sure there's some deep trauma behind at the
7:44
it Sings on past, but it's a fact.
7:46
And like I can avoid thinking
7:48
about it. And a visual artists
7:50
who gets most of her work
7:52
from social media missions. That means
7:55
I'm spending four or five hours
7:57
a day on Instagram minimum on
7:59
that messes. After a while you
8:01
know like we all know it's fake
8:03
is all filters in photoshop and everyone.
8:05
Pretending that there's a real deal
8:08
stagnate. Of free, but because
8:10
you know that doesn't mean
8:12
you onions. And yeah, I
8:14
ended up in a pretty
8:16
stark place. And when
8:18
I turned thirty, I decided to do
8:21
something about stuff. But. Started
8:23
with my has grid out to make
8:25
my say slip longer that sources what
8:27
and then I took tell all my
8:29
older sister's clothes and stepped into my
8:31
savings to get myself a couple of
8:33
pairs of my own genes that didn't
8:35
make me look quite so much like
8:37
an overloaded ice cream cone and even
8:40
sold out for acute. Lbd for when I did
8:42
lose a bit of weight. Mum
8:44
said I was being of emphasis
8:46
but hangs off the now cause
8:48
I'm from most close do. Daria.
8:56
I'm sorry, sweat.
8:58
Where was I even giving yourself
9:00
some of a make over. Threats.
9:04
Yes, So. I'm stood
9:06
there in the bathrooms looking in
9:08
the mirror trying to say got
9:10
was missing and that's when I
9:12
decide I need a tattoo. I
9:14
had a couple of etti just
9:16
little things on my cinema risk
9:19
but I decided I needed something
9:21
fix something that really changed my
9:23
look so I sort of trolling
9:25
answer for tattooist. And
9:27
at first glance it looks like this
9:29
is huge about choice but more you
9:31
look the more you realize that the
9:33
most these Cycles designs and even those
9:35
who way too expensive for me. It
9:37
was actually when I was looking for
9:39
some inspiration for commission so I found
9:42
them. I was meant to be doing
9:44
a portrait for some scenario which seat
9:46
alchemists characters and it was when I
9:48
was researching the symbols and stuff that
9:50
I came across Think So it's like
9:52
think so but the Ss and of
9:54
the five you can look them up.
9:57
His I'm pretty popular these days. They
10:00
didn't have many followers back then, but
10:02
the designs were great and they offered
10:04
a massive discount if you agree to
10:06
photoshoot afterwards. I figured I'd nothing to
10:08
lose by reaching out so I got
10:10
on the site sealed in the about
10:12
me contact form and got an immediate
10:14
response and by see me into them
10:17
to just slipped and studios. I.
10:20
Actually heard the studio before I
10:22
sort of noxious dubstep was echoing
10:24
out the far end of a
10:26
cold one. When I turned the
10:28
corner I saw myself looking at
10:30
and see most influence has set
10:32
up imaginable. A huge purple neon
10:35
sign took up most of the
10:37
shop front with ink so written
10:39
in cause his sons by about
10:41
of ludicrously shoes because looking beyond
10:43
into the interior it seemed like
10:45
more the studio was dedicated to
10:48
bring like some photography given tattoos.
10:50
And sold himself. was. To
10:54
be honest, they were kind of
10:57
underwhelming. Not a lot sticks in
10:59
my mind. Acceptance: Ace for the
11:01
had an absolutely gorgeous florals substance
11:04
design running up her arm and
11:06
into the negatives so says it
11:08
is not ready to slither off
11:10
the skin and onto the tests.
11:13
They backing me over and we
11:15
chatted for a bit. It was
11:17
weird they didn't ask me about.
11:20
What design I want is? They just
11:22
kept pressing me about my nice about
11:24
why want to seeing. As
11:27
honest may be uncomfortably so, but
11:29
nothing really seem to grab them
11:31
until I told them what I
11:34
did for and the thing and
11:36
then they broke into this huge
11:38
grin and cried. The artist becomes
11:41
the canvas. A fourth of
11:43
apply the hit a button on the set
11:45
up and suddenly we were live streaming with
11:47
lox in my eyes and the on tight
11:49
around my shoulders. I don't remember much of
11:51
what they said to the as he was
11:53
but I just kept telling everyone how. Lucky
11:55
I was was they dragged me into
11:57
the chair and then suddenly they. It
12:00
back and before I knew what was
12:02
happening, I cried out in shock as
12:05
the needle hit my. Since they hadn't
12:07
discussed to design or anything, they just
12:09
started working on the inside of my
12:11
list for my drawing on. I
12:14
could feel panic start to rise
12:16
inside me. Bus home I could
12:18
do was to sit perfectly still.
12:21
I stopped being able to think
12:24
about anything at that point as
12:26
it was by far the worst
12:28
pain of my entire life. Vicious
12:30
shooting pains let up and down
12:33
my whole on from my chest,
12:35
my fingertips, every muscle snapped top
12:37
of massively and my back arched
12:39
on the test on wanted to
12:41
scream but I couldn't even breathe
12:44
as it it's not like thousands
12:46
of postings have reached my body
12:48
was mediocre jobs from see my
12:50
chest and in so. Tested
12:53
says he was completely and. I
12:57
must pasta. Because when I
12:59
opened my eyes think so was
13:02
at the other end of the
13:04
studio cleanings a bloody to. The
13:08
stream was over and I was
13:10
apparently forgotten. The
13:12
pain adult so. I
13:14
said to look down at my four. oh,
13:16
I'm expecting to see it as hazard and
13:18
bloody mess. Instead. Pristine
13:22
paint, brush design spans and the
13:24
interior of my elbow to the
13:26
as a side of my palm
13:28
slavery of colorful slow will persons
13:31
and twined with symbols I didn't
13:33
recognize this point. The pain I
13:35
twisted my on back and forth
13:37
to admire the work in those
13:40
symbols almost seems glitter in the
13:42
light. It was. It
13:45
was beautiful. Just.
13:47
As suddenly as the lights attendance they
13:50
were off and I was bundled towards
13:52
the exit. Know. Decrease know,
13:54
after cats. They said they had the
13:56
shots they needed and before I knew
13:58
it I was stood outside. As
14:01
an unsteady I considered going
14:03
back in but I'm tired
14:05
and said I just stumbled
14:08
back home my new tattoo
14:10
still completely exposed. Fuck
14:13
am I thought. I cleaned us moisturizer
14:15
and then covered it as best I
14:17
could. But. It
14:20
was already pristine. If it weren't for the
14:22
pain it, it could have been there for
14:24
weeks already. I
14:26
stood before the bathroom mirror and
14:29
looks myself over and. Also.
14:31
The first time I saw
14:34
someone interesting. Someone
14:36
I wanted to know. More about.
14:39
I went to that monitor that points
14:42
for the first time ever. I wanted
14:44
to attempt a self portrait, something real
14:46
and physical. I wanted to feel the
14:48
process in my hands and the oil
14:51
on my finger tips. On.
14:53
Works through the entire night with
14:55
a person like I hadn't felt
14:57
in years. It was sick. Slopes
14:59
of paint all over the room
15:01
with my hands, arms to say
15:03
some clothes were covered that when
15:05
I surveyed to finish what he
15:07
was spotless. Not only
15:09
that it was I saw
15:11
my best was a success
15:14
in gusto that left off
15:16
the canvas. I've.
15:18
Been calling myself and of this
15:20
for years that this was his
15:22
first time that I had celts.
15:25
It's. I
15:28
don't remember falling asleep and money didn't
15:30
wake up until last fall. in the
15:33
afternoon I was too tired and had
15:35
a pounding headache so long with my
15:37
throbbing on. but. Still
15:40
awoke with a smile because
15:42
when. I opened my eyes. My.
15:45
Own face was staring back. At
15:47
me and the first time. I.
15:49
Wasn't a seat. At
15:53
least. Not initially. As
15:57
I stared at though, I noticed that. Roster.
16:00
The Accurate it wasn't. Pass.
16:03
The i was still slightly wrong. the
16:05
angle of the smile was off and
16:07
so obviously the nose still wasn't quite
16:09
right looking. Around me I realize that
16:12
all of my tastes western out. And
16:14
to my niece has you and realized that
16:16
I would be signed to Sue. A quick
16:18
touch up. Nothing major to
16:21
see. a slight adjustments. To
16:23
the me. Despite the headaches,
16:25
my hunger and city to my painful
16:27
on I I began to take a
16:29
pilot nice to the left I just
16:31
a small tweaks. There was
16:33
a subtle change, barely noticeable, but
16:36
I knew I was making progress
16:38
because I could feel when the
16:40
nice scraped phone. When I went
16:42
into the bathroom to check. I
16:44
was pleased that the result. There
16:46
was no discoloration, no bleeding, no
16:49
damage. Told that the say somehow
16:51
My eyes was definitely more symmetrical.
16:54
It's looked so much. Better.
16:58
But not quite. Process.
17:02
I should have stopped him. I should have
17:04
taken a break. I should have called my
17:07
mom, put everything away, and going outside for.
17:10
The power within my hands. I
17:12
could finally make myself. Persists.
17:17
They. Were small tweaks of first giving
17:19
a fresh dust of pain each
17:21
time I slightly length and my
17:23
fingers and be my ears and
17:25
this more delicate straighten my nose
17:28
and three angles. My cheekbones tapered
17:30
my chin, slimmed my waist and
17:32
increase my best A narrowed my
17:34
frame, links in my legs, adjust
17:36
my cause and send my wrists
17:38
own shorten my seats. I mean
17:40
nothing much really. But.
17:43
It was when I reworked my shoulders that
17:45
I ran into a problem. As
17:48
my brush and nice made their
17:51
alterations, the tattoo on my arm
17:53
began to leak. Not
17:56
after my skin but along
17:58
my upper on spreading. and
18:01
flowing its rivers of color into the
18:03
new contours I was creating. And the
18:05
tattoo, of course, was the only thing
18:07
so far that was actually perfect. So
18:10
I had to work around it as best I could. I
18:14
worked solidly for days.
18:18
Each time I slipped the knife into my
18:20
skin and reshaped it, I got just
18:22
that little bit closer to perfection. Each
18:26
time I had to make more
18:28
and more compromises around the spreading
18:30
tattoo. It
18:33
was close, though. So
18:35
close. It was
18:37
almost there. That wholeness
18:40
you only feel when
18:42
the canvas is finally
18:44
complete. I
18:47
just couldn't bridge the gap. Each
18:51
time I would fix up one spot, only
18:53
for two others to come undone. And
18:56
the whole time the tattoo just kept
18:58
spreading and spreading and my
19:01
masterpiece just kept receding.
19:06
That was when my housemate Sarah got
19:09
back from visiting her parents. I
19:11
lost track of time and didn't
19:13
realize her trip was already over. I
19:16
had hoped that I could show off my new look to her
19:18
when it was finished, but I never got the
19:20
chance. She walked in
19:22
the door just as I was finalizing my mouth, so
19:24
I couldn't say anything. If
19:27
I could, I'm sure I could have been able
19:29
to explain and make her understand. Instead, she started
19:32
screaming. And
19:35
when I made reassuring noises and reached out to
19:37
her, she backed away. I
19:41
did manage to hold her for a moment,
19:43
but the work I'd done on
19:45
my hands the day before meant that I couldn't really grip
19:47
her. That
19:50
was when she punched me. I'm
19:53
sure she was just surprised, but
19:56
still heartbreaking. Her
19:59
Hand went right in the eye. right into my
20:01
cheeks and undies. Days of work and the way
20:03
she carried on. You would think that was her
20:05
face she left off. Anyway,
20:07
I'm sure you've read the rest in the
20:10
court reports. When the ambulance came
20:12
so told them I tried to kill myself
20:14
with some as said she found in my
20:16
art supplies. They put me on suicide watch
20:18
and Sony agree to release me when I
20:20
agree to attend counseling. I
20:23
haven't made any more, just been since then. Just
20:26
waiting for inspiration, I guess.
20:32
See. Quite
20:35
a story. Use him
20:37
for leave me. Either I didn't
20:39
say that I would however
20:41
like task you directly. Did
20:45
you try to harm. Yourself with us. it.
20:49
Of course not. And
20:51
never wanted to hurt myself. I just wanted
20:53
to be. Success.
20:58
That skipped. If I
21:00
wanted to pay the canvas reduced happened time.
21:17
Problems. Know
21:20
oh good. To
21:25
it's just over. A
21:29
How on earth do you cove listening to
21:31
all the stuff? Neither of you seem bothered
21:33
by any of it. Oh, I see you
21:35
want to know how to handle reading and
21:38
listening to all of it. Yes, the secret
21:40
of the Steel Trap mind which keeps me
21:42
stoic in the face of atrocities that would
21:44
drive. Alyssa Wilson Madness. And
21:47
sees. To
21:49
stop paying attention, Don't look at me
21:51
like thought I'm serious, I just skimmed
21:53
the case. the key words and if
21:55
is a talker. I hit play and
21:58
get on with other words. Then
22:00
when it's don't being creepy, I
22:02
process it and move on. You
22:04
never going to keep up if
22:06
you keep actually taking it all.
22:08
A sister says the wave without
22:10
being drawn in. Of
22:13
what if something comes up for you
22:15
know might be true love about Martha.
22:17
Plus we're kind of specifically paid some
22:19
not care your body washed, how to
22:21
tell. That's how.
22:26
On right, the sooner you accept
22:28
it the happy a you'll be
22:30
sure. That's.
22:44
Why we're are so upset.
22:48
Okay, With. our
23:55
have a record I
24:00
don't care! Do
24:02
you mind your care? Maybe
24:04
I do. I'm not
24:06
a big fan of the two-hearted bitches. Jot your needs
24:08
so much. I can't do
24:10
it with a jot. You've got a full
24:13
page. You can use it with
24:15
the young person who cares. It will give you a
24:17
single ounce of respect. Ah.
24:20
You're not never going to happen. Please. Still,
24:24
I do reckon you've got the wrong edge of the
24:26
stick. Lena's invited to have another
24:28
sound issue to give us all the business.
24:31
Would you say so? Alice.
24:53
Alice! Ow! What?
24:56
Oh, jib. Well,
24:59
hello. What's got you calling so late?
25:01
No, not busy.
25:04
I'm at work, so... Yeah,
25:06
what's up? Right.
25:12
How is the crowd? Sounds like
25:15
a solid gig. That's no way to talk to your big
25:17
sister. Disgraceful. So
25:20
is the tour actually on the cards this time, or... Cool.
25:24
And presumably, now there's proper interest, they're
25:26
going to ditch you for someone who can, you know,
25:28
play an instrument. And that's the way you can get
25:31
your big sister. You can get your big sister. You
25:34
can get your big sister. You
25:36
can get your big sister. You can get your
25:38
big sister. You can get your
25:41
big sister. You can get
25:43
your big sister. Aw,
25:46
you always say the sweetest things. Uh,
25:57
yeah? That should be fun.
26:00
Fine. It'll need
26:02
to be after the twenty eight. The always
26:04
stops payday. Okay,
26:08
no worries, Me:
26:14
Listen, I've probably should go and actually do
26:16
so more x It will be super
26:18
awkward if I got fired when you just
26:20
on the cost of becoming a drug addled
26:22
rock star. Yeah,
26:25
no worries, I. Thought
26:28
the lighter. Say. Hi to trusted for me.
26:32
Thousand or so. He's good. He's
26:35
still playing with I'm A Bullet
26:37
First in Sebastian, god knows that
26:39
broke up years ago. It was
26:41
a new group. Dredge him
26:43
and ah, it's a pretty decent well.
26:45
I'm glad he's doing well. As far
26:47
as brothers go, you could have done
26:50
worse. He has his moments. For
26:53
stop. The Madness
26:56
Institute. You looking
26:58
the job? zip already over. It's
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nothing just a bit about gum
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research research. Some. Tell
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me this isn't linked to an easy
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cases. It's just something that came up
27:09
on Mothers' Day. I've been trying to
27:11
get it out of my head. Most
27:13
try harder. It's fine. Honestly, I'm on
27:15
top of my caseload and it's not
27:17
that's been what's the problem. I
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wasn't messing with you earlier. You
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do need to compartmentalize for this
27:25
job. Like a box. In
27:27
your head and at the end of the
27:29
shifty job at present in the and hit
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the incinerate books in okay you do not
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want to be thinking about this stuff outside
27:35
of here. It's not good for you. Have
27:38
seen people go we had before
27:40
now and let me guess I'm
27:43
weird enough already. I'm serious. Some.
27:47
Alright, Thanks.
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