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in. Good
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evening Sam. I don't believe we
2:50
had a meeting scheduled. Well, no, but
2:52
I was wondering if you could spare a few
2:55
minutes though. I think it
2:57
might be important. Very well.
3:02
Do take a seat. Oh, sorry.
3:05
It's fine. What is it you wanted
3:07
to discuss? Well, it's a
3:09
bit awkward. I'm not really sure how to...
3:12
For the sake of efficiency, let us presume that
3:14
since you have said it is important, I will
3:16
not make any assumptions. Okay,
3:18
yeah. Well, in that case,
3:21
it's calling. Go
3:24
on. I'm
3:27
worried about him. That
3:29
is... Well,
3:32
today I found him crawling along the
3:35
corridor, yanking out wires and muttering to
3:37
himself. Well, Colin's role
3:39
does include technical maintenance. Sure,
3:43
but I mean, he's
3:45
added all those locks to his office
3:47
door and he refuses to even go
3:49
near a camera now. A desire for
3:51
personal privacy is not a crime. Yes,
3:54
I understand that, but I
3:57
think the stress is getting to him and... Honestly,
4:00
I think he might need some professional
4:02
help. Anything
4:05
else? Um... No.
4:08
Right. Right. Firstly,
4:11
thank you for raising this with me,
4:13
Sam. It's important we don't
4:15
keep secrets here. Oh, that's
4:18
quite alright. Now, while I understand
4:20
your concerns, you need
4:22
to understand that Colin has held
4:24
the IT Manager position for some
4:26
time without incident, and although
4:28
he is somewhat... frustrated
4:31
with his current assignment, he can request
4:34
help from the central IT team at
4:36
any time. I am
4:38
certain that should he find his
4:40
responsibilities unmanageable, he will request assistance.
4:43
Or resign, of course. Either
4:45
way, the problem will resolve itself. Right.
4:51
Was there something else, Sam? I...
4:56
No. No,
4:59
I guess not. Very good. And
5:05
Sam? Yeah? Please
5:07
schedule such meetings in future.
5:10
Sure. Glad
5:29
to see you've been learning from my
5:31
exceptional example. What? You're
5:33
late. Okay. And
5:37
thanks to my incredible perception
5:39
skills and genius intellect, I
5:42
think I can detect the sortlest hints
5:44
that you might be ever so slightly
5:46
niffed. But I could
5:48
be wrong. Lena... Doesn't
5:51
take me seriously. Ah... Yeah,
5:54
Lena isn't exactly known for her
5:56
diplomacy. What's all this? That.
6:00
Now bear with me on this Sam because
6:02
I know you're feeling emotional right now. It's
6:05
paper! It's made from
6:07
trees. And- Dallas! It's
6:09
not today. Please. I
6:12
had a nosy while you were in Lena's office. Looks
6:15
like it's for your response department once a once.
6:18
Er-what? All of it. As
6:21
far as I can tell. Good grief.
6:24
Just chuck it. I told
6:26
you I'm pretty sure the response department
6:28
doesn't even exist anymore. It's
6:30
just the system spitting out dead paperwork.
6:32
Happens all the time. Mmm. Alright.
6:39
Did you not hear me? I heard you. And?
6:43
And I'm going to fill it in anyway. See
6:45
what happens. You're wasting your time.
6:47
It's my dime to waste. You
6:49
say that but your caseload is pretty heavy
6:51
tonight and I'm too busy to bail you
6:53
out. Uh-huh. Geez, they
6:55
want the last- seven
6:58
addresses I've lived at. I
7:00
don't even know if I've even had- Sam!
7:03
Seriously, you better do that later. We're
7:06
swamped. Yeah. Yeah,
7:09
yeah, okay. Alright.
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from the past. Wow,
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this is all incredibly weird. I
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can't believe this blog's still up. Was
7:55
looking for somewhere slightly less confrontational than social
7:58
media to post my film thoughts. And
8:00
I remembered starting this back in... What?
8:05
That first post. 14
8:07
years old and convinced I was the edgiest writer on the
8:09
web. Might keep it up for
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posterity. God knows the kid went through
8:13
enough. I
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remember I was pretty lonely in those days. Ever
8:18
since I was a child, making friends has always been kind
8:21
of a struggle. My interests have
8:23
always been seen as a little... Strange.
8:26
While other kids my age at the time were looking
8:28
up to football players and other celebrities, I
8:30
was looking up to Pinhead and Freddy Krueger. It
8:33
wasn't in a psychopath kind of way or anything,
8:35
I've just always been fascinated by horror. I
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can thank my dad for that. He showed me puppet
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master when I was six. Oh, don't
8:42
worry buddy, it's just like Toy Story. He
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had kind of a dark sense of humor like that. That's
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when my fixation started. We
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must have watched thousands of weird and obscure horror
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films over the years. Critters,
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ghoulies, Wishmaster. I
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couldn't get enough. And that is
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what brings us here today. This
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is the first new post of the
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going to use this blog to talk about all things
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horror. This could include film
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reviews, gaming news, and just basically my general
9:12
thoughts on the genre. The
9:14
plan is to focus on unknown gems. There's
9:17
a comment section as well, so if you like something
9:19
or just have some general feedback, feel
9:22
free to leave a comment. And
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remember, one man's trash
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is another man's terror. I'm
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really proud of that tagline. Bye!
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Blog post, general, some news.
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Hello there horror hounds. Hope You're all
9:59
having a- Sick day to day. I.
10:01
Sure am! I know that this blog still fairly
10:04
new but I must say it feels so good
10:06
to have like minded people to talk to and
10:08
I want to give a big thank you to
10:10
everyone who has been leading recommendations in the comments.
10:13
They. Have actually been a few that I've never even heard
10:15
of. I. Don't seem to find
10:17
the original comment anymore, but one of you
10:19
mentioned assume called Voyager. I.
10:22
Looked it up and I can't seem to find anything about
10:24
it. I mean, don't get me wrong,
10:26
there's literally dozens of films with that title,
10:28
but let's just say that most of them
10:30
Ancora non released in two thousand and nine.
10:33
The out say I could find was another old
10:35
blog with what must have been the shortest film
10:37
review I've ever read. He
10:39
can check the length, but I'll save you some time.
10:42
All. It says is. For your needs
10:44
to be seem to be believed. The
10:46
scariest movie I have ever seen.
10:51
I am sold. I need to track down
10:53
this film. Is any of you
10:56
have any more info on voyeur? Please leave
10:58
it down below in the comments. Oh
11:00
and remember, if you like what I'm doing
11:02
her, you can contribute to my Tosi. Every
11:05
little bit helps. Those. Old hidden
11:07
gems can get expensive. By.
11:11
Blog. Post General. Huge
11:14
update. Oh. My God
11:16
I can't believe one of he found it!
11:18
Thank you so much and a phobia. One to
11:21
two, two zero for the link. I
11:23
have no idea how you haven't found it. You're
11:26
right that it seems to be the official website for the
11:28
film. Is. So strange though. He
11:31
should alter the link out for yourselves. It
11:33
looks like it hasn't been updated in years, but
11:35
they appear to be currently running some kind of
11:37
contest. Screening.
11:40
Of the so and then they get to be part
11:42
of a T. When I the director and I should
11:44
go, why not write? The. Form literally
11:46
only asked me to enter my name. I
11:49
never win these things and the door probably
11:51
already happened years ago, but what the hell?
11:54
I will let you will know if anything comes of it. i
11:57
still haven't found a copy of the actual phone on
11:59
line anyway Thank you everyone for
12:01
the help and don't forget, if you have any
12:03
recommendations for some other hidden gems you would like
12:05
me to take a look at, please
12:07
leave a comment down below. Thanks.
12:11
Blog post, game review, faith,
12:14
the unholy trilogy, the contents
12:17
of this post have been deleted. Blog
12:19
post, general, no way.
12:23
I won the contest. I
12:26
can't believe it. The invitation was waiting
12:28
when I got home today in a small black
12:30
envelope. I don't even remember giving
12:32
them my address. The website must
12:34
have logged my IP and looked it up or something.
12:36
I'm really not sure how any of that works. The
12:39
letter also had all the details about the screening
12:41
itself. It's very short notice,
12:43
but the screening is this Saturday. I'm
12:46
supposed to have work that night, but I'm going to figure it out.
12:49
There is not a chance in hell that I'm going to
12:51
miss this, and I've actually been to
12:53
the cinema before. I used to go all
12:56
the time with my dad. They would
12:58
play classic horror films midday every Saturday.
13:00
That's where I saw I Know What You Did Last
13:02
Summer and The Thing for the first time. I
13:05
haven't been there in years though. I
13:07
actually didn't even know that it was still open. It
13:10
is a bit of a trek to get there, so if you
13:12
would like to contribute to the expenses, you can
13:15
head over to my Ko-fi page. I'll leave a
13:17
link in the comments. I'm not sure if
13:19
I'll have time for any other posts before this weekend, but
13:21
I will try my best. Talk
13:23
to you all soon. Blog
13:26
post general, getting ready.
13:29
Sorry I've been MIA these past few days. I've
13:32
actually been pretty nervous about this whole event. This
13:34
film could never live up to my expectations. This
13:37
happens to me when it comes to horror film.
13:39
In fact, it comes up so often that I even came up with
13:42
a term for it. I call it getting
13:45
Babadooked. Everything I read
13:47
about the Babadook before seeing it was how phenomenal
13:49
it was. I was so hyped
13:51
for that film that I even ended up dressing
13:53
for the occasion. And then... blech.
13:57
It was so embarrassing. I struggled
13:59
to think of a more... disappointing film. But
14:02
I'm sure it won't be another Babadook. I
14:04
can't believe that tonight is finally the night. I
14:07
know that I only found out about this film
14:09
like a week ago but I feel like I've
14:11
been waiting to see something that would truly scare
14:13
me for years now. I
14:16
feel like I've been kind of numb to the
14:18
whole genre. Obviously I still
14:20
really enjoy everything horror related but it takes a
14:22
lot to get any sort of reaction out of
14:24
me these days. I even
14:26
started seeking out the borderline, should
14:28
be illegal stuff, faces of death,
14:31
the August underground theories. Even
14:33
those barely get a shudder out of me. I'm
14:36
hoping this might finally scratch that itch. Sorry
14:39
I'm just rambling now. I really need
14:41
to log off and start getting ready. And oh
14:44
yeah I forgot to mention I'm sure you all
14:46
are wondering when you will be able to hear
14:48
all my thoughts on the experience. Well
14:50
I have good news. You won't have to
14:52
wait at all. The invitation to the
14:54
screening actually explicitly mentioned that live blogging
14:57
the event is okay. I've
14:59
been testing out some of these speech-to-text apps and have
15:01
found one that should work. So prepare
15:03
for my impressions. Live.
15:05
I'm so excited and I hope you
15:07
all are too. Okay
15:09
I'm going to order the lift now. If
15:11
you would like to help pay for that my Ko-fi and
15:14
PayPal are in the pinned comment down below. Next
15:16
time you hear from me I will be at the cinema.
15:19
Talk to you later horror hounds in
15:21
real time. Blog
15:24
post. Live blog. Voyer
15:26
event. I made
15:28
it. Finally. The
15:31
price of the lift was absolutely insane but it is
15:33
definitely going to be worth it. Wow.
15:36
This place looks just how I remember
15:38
it although it's old obviously and dirtier.
15:42
Yeah time has not been kind to this place.
15:45
There's ripped trash bags on the front steps and there
15:48
is some pretty graphic
15:50
graffiti all over the walls. You'd
15:52
think that they would want to clean things up a bit
15:54
before hosting an event. Huh.
15:57
There's just the one car in the car
15:59
park. Voyer. fan screening sold
16:01
out is on the marquee so this
16:03
is definitely the right place. Is
16:07
it a private screening just for me? The
16:10
contest didn't mention that. That's
16:12
unintelligible. Cool, actually. I'm
16:15
going to head on in. Hang on a
16:17
sec. Oh
16:19
my god. Never judge a book by
16:21
its cover, I guess. It is
16:24
glorious in here. The
16:26
carpet and walls are absolutely pristine and
16:28
the smell of freshly butted popcorn. Mmm.
16:32
I'm not sure where exactly I'm supposed to be right now
16:34
so I'm going to head over to the ticket counter and
16:36
see if the employee there can point me in the right
16:38
direction. The
16:41
guy was very helpful. Apparently Voyeur
16:43
is the only film playing tonight so I guess I
16:45
have the place to myself. I also
16:47
get a large popcorn and a drink. I
16:49
told him I didn't really want them but he was kind
16:51
of touchy about it. I asked
16:53
about the mess outside trying not to be rude
16:55
about it but he just said, it's what's on
16:58
the inside that matters. That's
17:00
kind of deep when you think about it. I'm
17:03
going to go grab my snacks and then try and find my
17:05
seat. Snacks
17:07
acquired. They're obviously short staffed since
17:09
it was the same guy working the concession stand.
17:12
I feel bad. He looks super old and
17:15
they're really putting him to work. He
17:17
seems in good spirits though. Okay.
17:20
Unintelligible. Find my seat.
17:24
The poor guy. They have him ushering too.
17:27
They really need to hire more staff. Oh
17:30
wow. There's really nobody else in
17:32
this whole cinema. I'm so lucky.
17:35
There's absolutely nothing like sitting alone in a
17:37
cold room and watching a scary film that
17:40
you know nothing about. So
17:43
I'm almost done with my popcorn and the film hasn't
17:45
even started yet. No previews or
17:47
anything. Do I go talk to the old
17:50
guy? I really hate
17:52
unintelligible. Bother him. I'm
17:54
just going to wait for now. This
17:58
has to be the best popcorn I have ever had. the had. A
18:01
meeting the entire bucket before the film even
18:03
started. I haven't en much since. Oh
18:06
something is happening. The
18:08
projector is officially own. And
18:11
we go. So
18:14
it's been a minute and the screen
18:16
is still black. Putting
18:19
it was sounds like beeping. Sound
18:23
so familiar Pattern quite
18:25
places medical equipment, On
18:29
intelligible screen looks like
18:31
him. Like a flashback or something
18:33
and held looks like it was
18:35
filmed on an old camcorder. Wait,
18:40
Is that? I
18:43
know that roof, how. Out
18:46
taken on intelligible. This was
18:49
after the accident. Don't
18:51
want to profit from my brother's. That
18:55
I on intelligible.
19:00
Lost. In
19:02
the corner of the squeeze. The
19:05
list that. Blog
19:09
post film review for your.
19:13
For your needs to be seen
19:15
to be believed The scariest movie
19:17
I have ever seen. Glad
19:31
to hear it. He did
19:33
say this new band was pretty solid. No,
19:38
it's fine he to can hold
19:40
until payday. I'll be able to
19:42
cover and no worries besides. It
19:44
sounds like I'll be getting it back pretty soon. The
19:46
way things are going, I
19:50
know, I know. just
19:53
make sure next time yes alone always
19:55
see that's what my sweet little brother's
19:57
for vote for him Oh,
20:01
you always say the sweetest things. Look
20:05
after yourself. Are
20:11
you saying that- Jesus! How
20:14
long were you lurking there? I wasn't
20:16
lurking. I need to ask you
20:18
something. Right, fine. Do you
20:20
remember the IT manager before Colin?
20:22
Who? Amelia?
20:24
What about her? No, before Amelia,
20:27
before I joined. What's
20:29
that? A man-guy. Lots of
20:31
tattoos. I mean, I think Amelia mentioned him
20:33
once or twice, maybe? Mostly
20:36
I remember her complaining about his work, but
20:39
he'd have been here well before my time.
20:41
What's this about? Plan of your business. What?
20:46
Seriously? Yes. What
20:50
the hell is wrong with everyone today?
20:54
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