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Rusty Quill presents... The
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Magnus Protocol. Episode
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7. Give and
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take. Episode
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8. Give and take. Episode
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8. Give and take. So
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then you just hit the submit button
2:11
over here and... Hmm. That's
2:14
your first case. Cool. Questions?
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Seems straight forward enough. It does. Yeah.
2:20
I mean it's an old system but it could have been worse. It's
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not like we're wrestling with tape recorders and
2:25
manila folders. And we're not bothered by
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the whole my skin turned into
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butterflies case. Nah. Can't
2:32
say butterflies really scare me. Besides,
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I'm guessing all the cases are a bit off
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and that's why we're assessing them. Pretty
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much. You mentioned some might
2:41
get read out by the computer. Is
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there anything different about those ones? Not
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really. Colin, he's
2:48
the weird IT guy. He reckons some
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of the system runs through the sound card
2:53
so it just spits them out randomly.
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For sure. Well... No.
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But it kinda makes sense. Have
3:01
you ever checked to see if the spoken cases
3:03
have anything in common? Never noticed
3:05
anything obvious. Besides, we can't
3:07
stop it either way so we mostly just go for
3:09
a coffee if we get a chatter. Just
3:12
remember though, you've got to get through your whole case load so you
3:14
can't waste too much time on this stuff. Understood.
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Anything else? Is there
3:19
any way to look up specific files? Like
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what? Oh, I don't know. Every
3:25
case about being buried alive
3:27
or meat or whatever.
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Well, there's a search bar but it
3:33
doesn't actually do anything. You'd
3:35
have to dig through them all manually. Why
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do you ask? Just figuring it all out.
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Oh well, guess I'll need to find Bigfoot on my own
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time. You joke but
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there was this one case a couple of years ago.
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Don't tell me. Somebody got
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killed by a big shoe. You'll
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fit right in here. Bye.
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From D. Margolis
4:03
at oxfordpeoplestrust.org to
4:06
HR at oxfordpeoplestrust.org.
4:10
Ray, tendering resignation, 3rd
4:12
February 2016. To
4:16
whom it may concern, I am writing to
4:18
inform you that I am tendering my resignation
4:20
as manager of the Hilltop Centre branch of
4:22
the Oxford Peoples Trust effective immediately. I
4:25
will not be working my notice period and unless you
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wish for this to become a legal matter, I advise
4:29
you to pay me properly for that. I
4:32
am aware that you may not have been
4:34
directly responsible for the events that have taken
4:36
place at the Hilltop Centre branch over the
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last six months, but you have nonetheless failed
4:40
to provide adequate support despite my repeated messages
4:42
requesting your intervention. I am thus
4:45
left with no other choice than to sever all
4:47
ties with this company, which appears to care so
4:49
little for my health, goodwill or years of service.
4:52
You will find a complete account of all that has
4:55
happened attached, and this should be more than sufficient for
4:57
your records. I shall expect my
4:59
final paycheque paid promptly and in full. Regards,
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Diane Margolis BA, ONS,
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JP. Attachment
5:08
reads. Hi, Diane
5:10
Margolis BA, ONS, JP. I am a victim
5:12
of neglect from the management of Oxford Peoples
5:14
Trust and I believe that the facts stated
5:16
herein are true to the best of my
5:18
knowledge. I was appointed to the manager
5:20
role at the Hilltop Centre branch on the 17th August 2015,
5:25
after the death of Derek Chambers, the former
5:27
manager. I had worked as
5:29
a volunteer under Mr Chambers for three years, two
5:31
of which he was frequently absent due to his
5:33
illness. Upon his death I
5:36
was offered a full managerial probation from Mr C
5:38
Clayton of OPT. I completed
5:40
this probation and began managing the site proper
5:42
from the 8th November 2015. It
5:46
soon became apparent that though Mr C
5:48
Clayton was my line manager, neither he
5:50
nor the Human Resources Department would provide
5:52
any managerial oversight or support, and any
5:54
requests for assistance sourcing a replacement volunteer
5:57
for my former role would go unanswered.
6:00
I finally resorted to personally preparing, printing
6:02
and posting A4 flyers around the hilltop
6:04
centre in the hopes of attracting local
6:07
volunteers already familiar with the site. I
6:10
secured permission from the custodians prior. It
6:13
was on 13th November 2015 that I
6:16
received a walk-in application from an individual
6:18
seeking the position. I
6:20
understand my inability to recall his name
6:22
or find it in the relevant paperwork
6:25
or emails may affect the credibility of
6:27
my account, but the fact remains
6:29
he applied. The young
6:31
man's interview was not exceptional as he
6:33
had no experience in charity work, no
6:35
driving licence nor any demonstrable experience in
6:37
retail. He claimed however to know
6:39
the hilltop centre better than anyone and as he
6:41
was the only applicant in the role I elected
6:43
to give him a try. He
6:46
began his two-week probation on 14th November 2015. I notified Mr C
6:49
Clayton and HR of the appointment
6:53
and Mr C Clayton replied that
6:55
I should chill and it was
6:57
all good. The new
7:00
volunteer had a number of issues
7:02
with his probation and struggled with
7:04
basic infantry, stocking, till management and
7:06
cleaning duties. However, he was punctual,
7:08
hardworking and had an extremely positive
7:10
disposition. He even personally donated
7:12
a rather large false plant in
7:14
a somewhat disconcerting ceramic pot modelled
7:17
on a shouting human face. Towards
7:20
the end of his probation he told me that he
7:22
was having a good time since it was all for
7:25
a good cause and that he had
7:27
a friend who also wished to volunteer. I
7:30
was somewhat dubious as to how helpful an
7:32
associate of this young man would be but
7:34
given that the site still needed at least
7:36
five more staff members and Mr C Clayton
7:38
was no longer replying to my messages, I
7:40
had no choice but to interview them. The
7:43
young woman, whose name also escapes me
7:45
at this time, began on 26th November
7:48
2015 and had a similar
7:50
level of experience offset by an equally enthusiastic
7:52
work ethic and demeanor. I did have to
7:54
give them an informal warning to stop laughing
7:56
so much whilst on the main floor but
7:58
they informed me that I was not a good person. It's
8:01
all for a good cause." And there were
8:03
no customers at the time. The
8:05
second volunteer also made a donation in
8:07
the form of a large, bare-skin rug.
8:09
I attempted to contact Mr. C. Clayton
8:11
to inquire about our policy regarding real
8:14
fur items, especially ones
8:16
of such size, but was informed that
8:18
he was on a personal development sabbatical
8:20
and thus unreachable. I elected
8:22
to store this in the back room, especially
8:25
given the sharpness of its teeth. Three
8:28
days after this second probation began, she told
8:30
me she also had some friends who wished
8:32
to volunteer. As I was
8:35
still technically understaffed, I agreed to meet with them.
8:38
I normally would not have accepted so many new
8:40
starters at once, but with the Christmas period approaching
8:42
and still no reply from Mr. C. Clayton, I
8:45
feel I made a managerial decision that was
8:47
clearly within my jurisdiction. The
8:50
next two volunteers started on the 28th November 2015. They
8:54
also made donations of a large chandelier
8:56
of dark glass and an oversized grammar
8:58
phone with a collection of records of
9:00
what I believed to be religious plain
9:02
song. I was surprised
9:04
that young adults would donate such exotic items
9:06
and explained it was not necessary but they
9:09
insisted, claiming it was all for a
9:11
good cause. The
9:13
previous volunteers began to onboard the new
9:15
starters whilst I updated the branch's ledges,
9:17
documentation, and the other paperwork that has
9:19
since been lost. I
9:22
attempted to submit standard monthly reports during this time
9:24
that Mr. C. Clayton had not yet returned from
9:26
his sabbatical, which I had by then
9:28
learned was with full pay in the Seychelles.
9:31
I'm sure he had a lovely time. On
9:34
the 30th November, I was introduced to
9:37
four more volunteers. It seemed
9:39
that my instructions had been misconstrued and all of
9:41
them had already been offered a position. I
9:44
explained that this was contrary to the Oxford
9:46
People's Trust's normal hiring policies, but I elected
9:48
to nonetheless offer them a probation in order
9:50
to fully fill the volunteer roster for the
9:52
Christmas period. I expressly
9:55
notified the young man I had hired
9:57
first, however, that he should not imply
9:59
any further volunteer roles were available. All
10:02
four of them started the same day and,
10:04
despite me being very clear that it was
10:06
not necessary, they had also
10:09
brought personal donations in the form of
10:11
a crudely carved rocking horse, a grandfather
10:13
clock that leaped some sort of dark
10:15
oil, a heavily vandalised set
10:17
of the Encyclopedia Britannica, and
10:20
an extensive collection of abstract
10:22
canvas artworks respectively. I
10:25
told them these were not fit for sale, but
10:27
my instructions to remove them were disregarded. It
10:30
was at this point I began to sense that
10:32
I was starting to lose control of the situation.
10:36
On the 1st of December I arrived to find
10:38
that the new hires had already opened the shop.
10:41
To be clear, I had not provided any keys
10:43
and remain unsure how they obtained a set. I
10:46
intended to pursue the matter immediately but was
10:48
initially unable to locate them, find all the
10:51
additional donations they appeared to have accepted. None
10:53
of the items were fit for sale. They
10:56
specifically recalled two large soiled
10:58
crinoline dresses, a chaise log with
11:00
cushions filled with some sort of
11:02
coarse sand, a taxidermied vulture, a
11:05
rusty antique printing press, and
11:07
a collection of old medical equipment
11:09
that had seemingly been recently used.
11:11
There were many, many additional items but I
11:14
was unable to take a full inventory as the
11:16
shop floor was over full. With
11:18
great difficulty I found the young man I
11:21
had originally hired towards the back of the
11:23
shop, laughing with a large group of young
11:25
adults, including the previous volunteers and multiple others
11:27
I did not recognise. I told
11:30
them that social gatherings were not permitted
11:32
during work hours but he insisted they
11:34
were all volunteers, and
11:36
when I attempted to tell them all
11:38
to leave the premises they laughed and
11:40
continued bringing in additional items. It
11:43
was clear by this time that the situation required intervention
11:45
from head office and so I began to push my
11:47
way through to the landline, but as
11:49
I did so I saw yet more people entering
11:51
the shop with donations, some sort
11:54
of leather kite, an oddly
11:56
curved brass telescope, a wheelbarrow full
11:58
of shifting fossils, and a An
12:00
armload of swords, lengths of
12:02
rope, and they were all laughing and
12:04
calling out to one another. It's
12:06
all for a good cause. As
12:09
more and more people arrived, pressing into
12:12
the shop, the central shelving was toppled
12:14
and items were being damaged underfoot. A
12:17
tin bathtub filled with maulny food. A
12:20
stack of old dental retainers. A
12:22
brace of half-butchered pheasants. Jars of
12:24
what appeared to be pickled hands.
12:26
I could no longer feel the
12:28
exits, and still more volunteers pushed
12:31
themselves inwards. The pressure grew
12:33
unbearable and I was pinned on all sides.
12:35
My shoulders crushed against an ancient diving
12:38
suit filled with sawdust, with
12:40
my neck wrenched under a broken picnic
12:42
hamper whilst blood-stained china was ground beneath
12:44
my feet. There wasn't
12:46
even enough space to fall now. I
12:50
tried to scream but could only manage a wheeze as
12:52
I began to black out. My
12:54
limbs were contorted and gouged by unseen
12:56
edges. My mouth filled with the copper
12:59
taste of imperial coins pouring down on
13:01
me from a jar above. That's
13:04
when the gunshots started. The
13:08
volunteers didn't stop laughing but I could feel the
13:10
dead and thud of impacts. I could see the
13:12
splatters of gore through what gaps there were in
13:14
the items all around me. Again
13:17
and again there was a rapid
13:19
thud. Thud. Thud. And
13:21
the laughing voices began to be drowned out
13:23
by the growing crackle of flames. Without
13:27
warning, the pressure lessened and I dropped
13:29
into a small hollow beneath an upturned
13:31
bookcase. There was a path ahead
13:33
of me, jagged with shards of wood and glass
13:35
and constantly shifting with the press of the crowd.
13:38
I dragged myself forward over the broken tritus,
13:41
occasionally getting caught but pressing
13:43
onwards until I tumbled out of the
13:45
emergency exit and onto the tarmac outside.
13:48
Dazed, I tried to get to my feet
13:50
only to be shoved to the ground by
13:52
a heavyset man in black clothing who demanded
13:54
I identify myself while pressing a gun
13:56
against the back of my head. I
13:59
scrolled. Then I wept, great
14:02
heaving sobs of terror with broken ribs.
14:06
This somehow seemed to satisfy him, and he
14:08
threw me roughly over his shoulder and walked
14:10
away from the hilltop centre as the charity
14:12
shop blazed behind us. I
14:15
swear I could still hear them laughing
14:17
over the thudding of machine guns and
14:19
the roar of unchecked fire. It
14:23
has been made very clear to me that I am
14:25
not to identify the security firm that took this action,
14:27
so I shall not do so here. Nor
14:30
am I aware of which individual or
14:32
organisation hired them, except in as far
14:35
as I know for a fact they were not
14:37
working for the Oxford People's Trust. They
14:40
have also expressed in no uncertain terms that the
14:42
fire is to be treated as an accident, with
14:44
no further investigation by OPT. If
14:47
you wish to discuss this further with them I can
14:49
provide you contact information, but I heavily
14:51
advise against it. Unless
14:54
you send Mr C Clayton, of course, I
14:57
rather think he deserves to be fully debriefed by
14:59
them. Do not
15:01
contact me again, unless it is to
15:03
discuss additional compensation. Everything
15:10
alright? No, yeah, I'm
15:13
fine, just the voice threw
15:15
me. Who, Chester? He's
15:17
not so bad. Better than
15:19
Norris, whiny little toad. I'm
15:21
sorry? There's three voices. And
15:24
those are their names? Well, that's
15:27
what I call them at least. Chester,
15:29
Norris and... Augustus.
15:32
Right. Listen,
15:35
if you need to step out for some air... No,
15:38
I'm fine, really. Do
15:40
you know who voices Chester? Er,
15:43
no. Why, looking for
15:45
an autograph? Just
15:48
thought I recognised it for a moment. I mean,
15:50
the system was built in the 90s. Maybe
15:52
they got like a radio guy to do it and you heard him as
15:55
a kid. Maybe. Doesn't
15:58
matter. I'm sure it's just a... it
16:00
wasn't anyone important. Hello.
16:19
What? She's
16:22
here. Yeah. Hi. What
16:24
do you want? Sorry, I don't want to interrupt
16:26
you or... Anyway,
16:29
yeah, I was wondering if you knew who
16:31
John was? John
16:33
who? Great question. What?
16:37
I got a weird email from John with
16:40
a random name and an address, and it
16:42
looks like it's from an internal email, so...
16:46
There's no one here who's called John. Oh,
16:48
right. You're
16:51
sure? Yes. Well,
16:54
is there someone else I could ask or... Listen,
16:57
mate, if you're gonna get
16:59
this worked up over a weird email, you're gonna
17:01
freak when you see the real stuff. What real
17:04
stuff? You'll
17:07
see. Is that
17:09
why you taped over your webcam? You finished.
17:11
Well, listen, if you see anything from this
17:13
email address... Hey, put that away! Didn't you
17:15
see the sign? Yeah, no external electronics, but...
17:18
But you thought that didn't apply to you?
17:21
It's just the phone, I didn't think that... No, you didn't say...
17:24
For the brain's idiotic. Alright, look, I'm going to
17:26
go. Give me that! I'm
17:29
here! I'm going to go over! I'm
17:32
very sorry, too much! Of
17:42
course, but I can assure you that there really is
17:44
no need to... ...worry. Now,
17:48
I do apologize, but something has just come up, so I have to
17:50
go. I will get everything
17:52
over to you as soon as I can. Please
17:54
excuse me. You're
17:58
supposed to not... before
18:00
entering. I know. Then
18:03
I trust there is some
18:05
emergency which justifies this interruption.
18:08
I thought you'd want to see this. What
18:11
is it? It's really quite amusing
18:13
actually. Gwen what exactly are you-
18:16
Trust me. Please.
18:24
Please. You don't have to
18:26
do this. We both know I do. I-
18:30
I can disappear again. They would
18:32
never know. I'm sorry. Klaus. Well
18:38
so am I. Klaus!
18:43
Klaus! You
18:52
are aware that most people would
18:55
consider directly confronting me like this
18:57
a rather foolish idea. But
19:00
that's why it's so funny, you see? Because
19:02
not only do I have a video of you
19:05
trying to murder someone, even better,
19:07
I have multiple copies
19:09
of you failing to do so.
19:12
And that is better because- Because
19:15
I suspect the only thing worse than
19:17
being convicted for attempted murder is being
19:19
punished by the people who paid for
19:21
it. And you
19:23
believe they don't already know. According
19:26
to my source, they believe this man
19:28
to be quite dead. Source.
19:31
Singular. Interesting. And
19:34
who do you imagine my masters to
19:37
be in this scenario? Whoever
19:39
they are, I suspect they have
19:41
the power to reward me for alerting
19:43
them to your incompetence.
19:46
Maybe with your job. You
19:51
have ambition, Gwen. I
19:53
will grant you that. But not
19:55
a lot of imagination. You
19:58
are blackmailing me. personally,
20:00
correct? For
20:02
what? I am not
20:04
a wealthy woman, certainly not compared
20:06
to your own family. What
20:09
is it that you want? I
20:11
want in. Really?
20:15
I would want to know how you obtained
20:18
this information. Too bad. What?
20:22
Simply a bit unexpected. Perhaps you have more
20:24
stomach for this work than I gave you
20:26
credit for. And I
20:28
have been needing someone to step up to the real
20:30
work for quite some time now. Meaning
20:33
what? Exactly. If
20:35
you want answers and authority,
20:39
you'll have your chance to earn them.
20:42
I'm appointing you as the
20:44
new external liaison. A
20:47
promotion? Of a sort. I
20:51
hope you're as ready for it as you think you are. Consider
20:54
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