This episode was unplanned because sometimes life comes at you faster than a wayward automobile that may or may not have hit one of us. Sometimes in life you may have to threaten to force feed hillbillies with misplaced aggression & parade float wave through an allotment with feuding neighbors. Sometimes marrying Bruce Jenner might be the best option in life if you’re at the point where you’re paying $76 to have a quick drink with sex robots. Sometimes you need to bring a pet to court & sometimes DJ Juan Leon crosses the line and makes fun of children. Have you ever sat & reviewed nipples with people you know? Do me a favor and whistle the song “Closing Time” all day long to bother your coworkers. As always, we close the episode out with a game of “Would You Rather?”.