0:00

better than when i got a

0:10

working with john's family podcast exciting

0:13

times people hate each orange if you will

0:16

we had the whole family in the room

0:19

at the same time patricia jack

0:22

and cooper how are you guys on

0:24

well began jack how you're going to have you any

0:26

good at him i hadn't nine cheese

0:28

on that do not have of have

0:30

actually been here before

0:32

welcome back last year yeah

0:35

yeah good good you are in here

0:37

so was good at silly it it sort of it's

0:39

not the same seeing your sort a half

0:41

disinterested disgusted face down

0:43

the track a little bit just looking at a shaking

0:46

a little bit like a lot i think you're going

0:48

to marry cia you're the one the put me on the on the

0:50

road to seventy five hard with

0:52

your shaming of the he that on their

0:55

isn't gonna say had a good effect you've

0:57

you've changed me my hair

0:59

what was i do that finish on shoot

1:01

will this comes

1:02

out friday so on the choose died you

1:04

finish or that your last last time

1:06

last i wouldn't say i

1:08

ask for the are aiming i are high

1:11

play for parole were twenty days ago

1:13

it was denied her now

1:15

i've the minister warned

1:18

finance on my and

1:20

now she knew it the button support new wouldn't last

1:23

guys if you are applied which

1:26

would you be

1:27

and why cooper i refer

1:30

i had your own us we

1:33

just begs the question now

1:35

i dryness

1:36

yet why cause

1:40

of that because my dad's crazy i say the word

1:47

dog i will have whatever

1:49

you jackson or

1:51

with mercury because well as planets

1:54

like you know everyone everyone's got suddenly jupiter's

1:56

big sentence go to ring

1:58

but like and

2:00

Uranus is just funny. I feel like Mercury

2:02

is the one that no one gives a shit about. Oh.

2:05

No, no, no, no, no. I feel like Mercury is one of

2:08

the planets that if you asked it

2:10

about itself, it would self-hate. So,

2:13

yeah. Well, it is red. It seems like it's a bit of a

2:15

self-loather. No, it's not Mars red. Mars

2:18

is orange. Yeah, Mercury

2:20

is like gray. Oh,

2:23

is it? Well, it's closest to the sun. Well,

2:25

what would it be gray then? I thought Mercury

2:28

was the red planet. I thought

2:30

Mars was the red planet. Hence the

2:32

movie Red Planet.

2:34

I thought Red Planet was about Mercury. That's

2:38

not. That's Freddie Mercury. Do you

2:40

remember, Trish, whatever happened to Mercuricrome?

2:42

That was red. It's around. I

2:45

love Mercuricrome. When I used to bite my nails. And there

2:47

was a purple one too. There was a purple smelly

2:49

one too. Was there? What's Mercuricrome? It's

2:52

a thing we used to put on anything, really. Scratches,

2:54

Mercuricrome. It's red. I remember at school,

2:57

everyone would come home with, everyone

2:59

would come to school with their knees. A bit like, yeah. A

3:02

little bit more hard. Yeah, like it'd

3:04

stay there for like five days.

3:05

It's stained. Whenever I bit my nails

3:07

too far down to the quick, just put a Mercuricrome.

3:10

Bush. So it's like an antiseptic, antiball.

3:12

So it's good for you. No, it's not. It

3:15

had Mercur in it. And they

3:17

believe it to be, I think, carcinogenic.

3:19

Oh, is that right? So that's why it's not

3:21

available. That's why I got all the, I

3:24

stockpiled once I found out. All the kids at

3:26

school used to come home with, come to school with

3:28

their knees, like all red elbows, very

3:30

good form. But not me. We

3:32

didn't have it in the Italian household.

3:34

No, definitely not. What about you

3:36

Trish? I forgot to research

3:38

this, but I've just come up with something. And I'm Venus, the

3:40

goddess of love. Oh, wow. Okay.

3:44

Is that rhyming slang? I just pulled that one out of Uranus. Ha

3:46

ha ha. Boom. Venus

3:49

was her name. She's got it. Yeah,

3:52

just don't sing, just do. Do you prepare a

3:54

song today anyway? No, I didn't. I got

3:56

something else. Guys, there's something very exciting

3:58

coming out. Very. It's

4:01

going to be about improv. It's called Struth.

4:03

Where have you been? Just hang around for that. Hook

4:06

and tease. The ratings for Nancy. What about you? I've

4:09

gone to Planet of the Apes. Sorry?

4:12

You've really thrown it a knot? That's very creative.

4:14

Well, to be honest, the question read,

4:16

if you were a planet, which would you be and why? Yeah, okay.

4:18

It works, John. Planet of the Apes. I

4:20

had an unhealthy obsession

4:23

when I was a kid at Planet of the Apes. I used to dream about him every

4:25

night. My heroes were Cornelius and Urquhart. What

4:27

about Dr. Zayas? Yeah, I

4:30

wasn't so much the, by the orangutans

4:32

I found them

4:33

untrustworthy. If they were true, they

4:35

were the guys that sort of crossed over. You didn't know where the

4:38

intellectuals or the right wing is. You always

4:40

feel like you're going to get betrayed by them.

4:42

Absolutely. They're very intelligent. The

4:44

Silverbacks,

4:45

the Silverbacks, of course, Urquhart and his

4:47

gang, they were the right wing. The

4:50

intellectuals were the chimpanzees. And in the middle

4:52

said Dr. Zayas and his gang, and

4:54

they just, they were survivors. The

4:57

Roman council. You just love the Planet of the

4:59

Apes politics, didn't you? I loved it, mate.

5:01

And I had...

5:02

Charlton Heston at the beginning. Well Trish, excellent.

5:04

Excellent is my next point. That's

5:07

one of the greatest scenes. Greatest

5:09

scenes ever. And when I think of Planet of the Apes, I

5:11

don't think of Mark Wahlberg. I think of

5:13

Charlton Heston. The real, like, man

5:15

in cloth, okay? Landing

5:17

on a foreign planet, which turns out to be,

5:20

of course, Earth. Spoilers. Sorry.

5:23

It was made in the 70s, I reckon. Well

5:26

there's a lot of kids in there that haven't seen it. Well,

5:28

my Planet of the Apes, I think of James Franco and I think of mine.

5:32

James Franco. You were watching Planet of the Apes

5:34

or some version of it the other day. The new ones.

5:36

The new Planet of the Apes. Actually very good, the new ones. Is he in

5:38

the first one that's not even the Planet of the Apes? It's like a prequel,

5:40

isn't it? Yeah, it's prequel

5:43

to Planet of the Apes. So why does it make you think of

5:45

James Franco? Was he in that one? Yeah. Oh, he

5:47

was in that one. Rise of Planet of the Apes. It's

5:50

how the apes were made. And

5:54

it shows the drug that they were given to make them intelligent.

5:57

Makes Caesar, who's the first ape

5:59

that sort of...

5:59

was ground zero. There's two now is ground

6:02

zero to ringworm. Season was

6:04

ground zero to apes talking.

6:06

Get your hands off me you filthy

6:08

ape. I think he was a damn dirty

6:10

ape. Thanks Jack.

6:13

Well done. You're really sharp. They

6:16

did it. I was about to say I don't think you

6:21

appreciate

6:25

how difficult it is for Jack

6:27

being on screen as opposed to in the room.

6:30

It's so much easier when you're in the room. Yeah. Okay.

6:33

Speaking of James Franco, the room's a good movie.

6:36

I haven't seen it. Oh

6:38

yeah. The disaster artist. Yeah it's the take

6:40

off of it. Oh yeah I have to say. Tommy Wiseau.

6:43

That is good. Yeah. It's bizarre. They play

6:45

I think once a month the Cremorn

6:48

Orpheum play that once a month and people tell it's

6:50

like the new version of Rocky Horror.

6:52

What the room or the disaster artist?

6:54

The room. The original one. Known as the worst

6:57

movie of all time. They show it at the Cremorn

6:59

Orpheum and people will turn up there and

7:02

they will act out the scenes and things like

7:04

that. It's very good. It's an excellent movie.

7:07

Boys how's your week been?

7:08

Mate mine's been pretty quiet.

7:11

Obviously we played we unfortunately I beat by

7:13

the Titans on the weekend. Trisha's tight.

7:15

Trisha's second favourite. You know what if

7:17

you're going to be beaten by anyone

7:20

I was glad that it was the Titans and I knew

7:22

they were going to come out hard after the big

7:25

loss the weekend

7:25

before. Listen to Jack Gibson go. No

7:28

they were hard. Good to see Sammy Verels

7:30

flew up. Yeah saw Sammy. He flew up to

7:33

see his family. Flew down. When you say

7:35

flew down. You go north-south. Usually it's down.

7:37

It's usually down. Mate on fire Jack.

7:39

Thank you for picking up on that. Good to see him

7:41

and Tino. I haven't seen them in a while.

7:44

Jack's old friend Chris Randell. Yeah

7:47

and they did play well they did come out of the box hard

7:50

so it was great to see the boys though. Yeah they've had

7:52

every team has their bogey team

7:54

and Manly's bogey team

7:55

over the years has been the tight. Is that right? Have

7:57

they beaten them? Yeah they're talking about the percentage. Was

8:00

it like something like they've

8:02

manly have only won 22% of

8:04

games at Brookie against the Titans? Well,

8:08

he's a bit of male fear the Titans looking

8:10

play every home game at Brookfield really

8:14

Yeah,

8:15

yeah good thinking thanks. Do you what

8:17

are you Jack? You got anything from your week pretty low-key

8:19

week to be honest Well, it's the

8:21

boy. Yeah, we're heading up. I'm

8:24

heading up to watch you Watch the

8:26

the manly boys play Friday night against the Brisbane

8:29

magic round. Yeah So

8:31

I'll be up there. I'll be up and about I'm gonna go

8:33

watch out I've never been a magic round before so

8:35

I want to go a poke fun at fletching

8:37

Hani Whatever they've

8:39

got available for them I don't know what

8:41

tricks the producers at Fox have for them

8:43

But I'm keen

8:45

to take part and take the piss out of them Well,

8:47

let's have a look some of the things we've done over the years Trisha

8:49

magic round remember the deer We took

8:51

you drove the winter bow go up

8:52

And it's a winner

8:55

bagger Matthew not a winter bagger

8:57

really when it when you I

8:59

don't end

9:01

Like a winner win there.

9:03

Yeah when a bagger so you drove the winner bagger

9:05

up and Fletcher Fletcher Hani

9:07

and myself were drinking in the back Which

9:10

was not wise because I'd just been checked out of hospital

9:12

with no I collect you from the doctor Yeah,

9:15

but fun was had I remember

9:17

a particular low moment Halfway

9:19

up like Fletcher wanted to stop and get some to eat

9:21

and get some more beer We stopped at a

9:23

kemsey red rooster And I was

9:25

sort of absolutely bombed out of my head

9:27

on painkillers and just sitting in there and

9:30

just going oh my god It was like hell on earth

9:33

but

9:34

Yeah, I just

9:36

warning for the kids out there Yeah Yeah,

9:47

we just said something they had to be in it out people

9:50

I'm really sorry about that The other thing of

9:52

course it's part two of the bubble Fletcher

9:55

and Heidi remember a few years ago. They had the bubble

9:58

outside the ground

9:58

as a big inflatable A whole

10:02

scenario presented probably

10:04

it was like Taronga Park, a

10:06

Griller enclosure, people just gathering around.

10:08

Because they had beds in there and a lounge and a telly.

10:10

It was sort of all set up. Drinking, but

10:13

there was a slight oversight from

10:16

the producers in the fact that the

10:18

bubble set right in the hottest part

10:21

in the afternoon sun and the temperatures

10:23

inside the bubble hit 60 degrees.

10:26

Celsius. Yeah. They

10:28

had to get extra fan stuff in. They

10:31

put an air conditioner in. It was so hot

10:33

the air conditioner broke down. Like the sun

10:35

beat the air conditioner. Oh my God. They

10:37

got sun, on the way back they had like burns

10:40

of sunburn and kindly lost

10:42

nine kilos. That's the hydration. That's

10:44

good. Yeah. And so

10:46

we're doing it again. This time though it's at a safer location.

10:48

It's coming to the car park, the Caxton Hotel.

10:51

That godless place. And they're

10:54

going to be in there. It's going to be the Caxton cage. Again, it's

10:56

going to be clear for people up there.

10:59

They will be going into

11:00

the Caxton cage there in the car park at

11:02

kickoff, 6pm game, the first game. But

11:05

they're only there for the games. They're not habitating. Whenever

11:07

there is going to taking place, they will be in there. There will

11:09

be guests. Buzz Rothfeld will be in

11:11

there for a couple of hours. Peter Volandas,

11:13

some men of feathers will be in there. And other

11:16

guests during the course

11:18

of the weekend. And Jack and I were going to go up there and pay

11:21

our respects. Pass

11:23

on our condolences to the boys. And

11:25

I can only imagine how they'll be fettered

11:28

by the Queensland locals there at

11:30

the Caxton. Trish loves the Caxton. She had

11:32

a great time last time she was there. 75 sucks.

11:35

74 ends.

11:36

About to end. Just

11:38

in time for magic round. I'm looking forward

11:40

to it being over. I'm weakened.

11:43

I think I'm looking forward to it bloody

11:45

being over too. Yeah, I am.

11:47

Kurt, on that, Kurt, it's time for your nasty review.

11:50

Okay. Good night. Let's

11:52

do it now. This week we're going to do

11:54

something a little... We're going to

11:56

go back to the very start. The Nastier

11:59

View was created...

11:59

to find nasty reviews which we thought

12:02

were funny. And

12:04

one of our listeners has actually sent me a review

12:07

of a very popular fast food

12:09

pizza franchise across the globe.

12:12

And he must've been scrolling through and he's found a

12:14

really funny one. So I'll just

12:16

kick it right off. First of all, it's

12:19

been given four and a half stars. So the pizza

12:21

must've been pretty good. But this

12:23

was his complaint. He said, delivery time stated

12:25

between 45 to 60 minutes, but

12:28

it was delivered within 25 minutes.

12:29

This was a huge inconvenience

12:32

as at the time I was balls deep in my wife.

12:34

Oh, the apricots. Oh,

12:39

wow. The

12:42

berries. So yeah, obviously

12:44

a little bit too much cheese on that

12:46

pizza. A bit more salami on there, sir. Meat

12:49

lovers. Yeah,

12:54

that was it for today. Just a short and sharp one for

12:56

you guys. Very good. Well, let's move on to Jack's 10 to

12:58

one. Yeah, well, I went with animals, top 10

13:00

to one animals on

13:04

album covers or

13:06

it'll

13:07

pass off even if the artists

13:09

are dressed as people are dressed as animals.

13:11

Animals, okay. Yeah. So

13:15

number 10, I've gone with Frog Stomp, Silverchair.

13:17

The frog. Was that their first ever album? I think

13:19

it was, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah. It's got a

13:22

number one right across the world, that one. It's got frog

13:24

on it. Yeah. Okay. I've

13:27

gone with Frog on the front. Yeah. Yep. I've

13:29

gone with Sam's, oh, no, sorry. I've gone with Doolittle by

13:31

the Pixies. Oh. It's got

13:34

the monkey on it.

13:34

Dr. Doolittle. Oh, and there's a song about

13:37

the monkey. I've never been a Pixies. I

13:39

love them. I love the Pixies. I like them

13:41

a lot. I like them a lot. Yeah, I like them a lot. Leaper,

13:43

do what you think of them. Oh, they're okay. There you

13:45

go. You ever seen Fight

13:47

Club?

13:48

Yeah. Yeah, the ending where we're. Yeah,

13:50

do, do, do, do, do. It's in my mind. I think that's

13:52

the only one I know. Yeah. That's

13:55

a choice for Frog. Same here. Oh,

13:57

sorry. Number eight, I've gone with Sam's Town, The

13:59

Killer.

13:59

It's got a ram on the front of it. Seven

14:03

Park Life by Blur, the dog

14:05

track. They've got two Greyhounds racing each other. Yes!

14:07

Have they? Creative? I love it. That's

14:10

a great album Park Life. A Greyhound's

14:12

big in UK. Very big. Really?

14:14

I like that. The Great Wembley Stadium, of course,

14:16

when they've redone it, I don't have it anymore.

14:19

But most Tuesday nights in

14:21

England, the Great Wembley Stadium, you turn over the end of the dog.

14:23

At Wembley? It was a dog track. Oh, what the

14:25

hell? It wasn't around. I didn't even think that

14:28

Greyhounds would like that kind of climate. Shared

14:29

it in my bed. Stadiums? No, no,

14:32

like over in England. Oh,

14:34

right, okay. Well, mate, they're on at night

14:36

on a Sunday night when I come back from the show. And

14:39

I can't sleep because I'm just buzzing. I'll

14:42

sit there, mate. There's

14:44

dog races north of England and everywhere. Newcastle,

14:46

Sheffield. Is there a million dollar race this weekend?

14:49

The Gardens?

14:50

I refuse to answer that because I'm not sure. Okay,

14:53

don't know. Keep out on the nads up.

14:55

Alright, never mind. Number six, I've gone versus

14:58

Pearl Jam. It's got the sheep on the front cover.

15:00

Was it a sheep or a llama? I

15:03

had sheep slash alpaca. Alpaca?

15:05

Couldn't it be one of those filthy alpacas that regurgitates

15:08

on people? A llama. A llama.

15:11

A llama. Number five, I've gone

15:13

Demon Days Gorillas with the

15:15

four themed fellas

15:18

on the front. I've

15:20

gone for the College Dropout, Kanye. It's

15:23

the Bear mascot.

15:24

Okay. I've never really

15:27

seen a Kanye West

15:29

album. I'd say I have either. I've never.

15:32

I don't see a lot of album covers. I don't even know. A

15:36

lot of the ones you've sort of pointed out, I don't really know.

15:38

I know the older ones, but now what you're coming

15:40

into, I don't know. Right. Okay, well, number

15:42

three, I've gone with the Magical Mystery Tour, where they're

15:44

all dressed as walruses. Oh, I know that one.

15:47

Is that the Beatles? Oh, yeah. You

15:50

said the Magical Mystery Tour. The

15:52

Magical Mystery Tour

15:54

is an iconic... It's

15:55

the Beatles. Who did you think it was? Like

15:57

Magical Mystery? Like Midnight Oil? I didn't

15:59

know. So many bands in the world. Okay. Yep.

16:03

No, it's still going Batter to Hell. Or Surry Chas. Oh

16:05

yeah. Batter to Hell just gets a fair run on you, doesn't

16:07

it? It always does. What's on the front of that?

16:09

Rest in peace, mate.

16:10

Number one, I've gone Pep Sounds,

16:13

which was The Beach Boys with

16:16

the band getting surrounded by a bunch of

16:19

barnyard animals. Yes. Okay.

16:22

Keep it in the middle of the island. The other one was Bird Noises. Can

16:24

you use any notable

16:26

additions you want to do there, Koo? What's

16:28

Bird Noises? This was an iconic midnod oil album.

16:31

There's one up here on the wall. It's got a bull

16:33

up there. Top left. Can you read that

16:35

one out? That one

16:36

there. Yes, that was, that's The Bee Gees. That's

16:39

the Saturday Night Fever one. It's the Saturday Night Fever one. They've

16:41

got a bull on it. Yeah, but that's the logo of the record

16:43

label. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

16:47

Anyway, bye-bye. We'll take a quick break and we'll come back talking

16:49

about what's happening through the week as far as pop culture

16:51

is concerned. This is

16:53

Brownies. G'day. It's John the Brown, the host of Brownies

16:55

Podcast. Was Jesus well-honed?

16:57

Tell you what, boys. Never been prouder. You

17:00

only love him half thick and he is weak.

17:02

you listen to your podcast. We'll be right back.

17:23

Welcome back. Trish.

17:26

Oh, so good. What do you got for us, mate? You look

17:28

like you got something to say over there. Trish, have you got something to say? You

17:32

didn't ask me about my week and I was going to point

17:34

out that Matt's been talking about

17:36

visiting

17:42

Algeria at the end of the year

17:44

and then he

17:46

post chats that with, oh, there's

17:49

a lot of kidnappings over there. And I was

17:51

thinking, well,

17:52

if he gets kidnapped, who's supposed to

17:54

pay the ransom? Fox Bulls. Do you reckon?

17:57

Well, because you know, once

17:59

you pay the ransom, you know. They

18:01

can do anything they like with you. Yeah. Do

18:04

we risk it? That's true. Well,

18:06

look, it was a drama there for a while. I think things have settled

18:08

down. So we're going to, we think we're

18:11

going to go to Southern Europe. We're looking

18:13

at get it, get the ferry down to Morocco.

18:15

And then we're thinking going to a, if

18:17

anyone has been to Algeria, in particular city

18:20

called Constantine,

18:21

please get in touch with us and give us

18:24

a review and potentially

18:27

any information for you. Any

18:29

little cool bars or something? Excellent.

18:32

Well, you can't drink in. Unfortunately,

18:35

you can't. If you get caught

18:39

drinking, they're unfortunate they'll lock you up, which

18:41

will be, I'll revert to my 75

18:44

hard or it will be three

18:46

hard. Do you get like a certificate for the 75 hard

18:48

call? Something you can preach

18:50

to people?

18:51

No. I don't believe so. We

18:54

should get a photo. Put it on the wall. That's

18:56

an excellent photo. A photo of what? Of Dad

18:58

naked. No, ripped. No fat

19:00

on him. Yeah. Because he's looking

19:02

good. If anyone's watching on YouTube, you

19:04

should see Dad's body at the moment. Do you want

19:06

to rip up your shirt, John? No, I really don't. I

19:09

was like a sloppy old man. You know, they get

19:11

like groundskeeper Willie, that sort of old guy. Anyway,

19:14

doesn't matter. Trish, what else?

19:16

Poor old Morgan Wallens been

19:18

getting a little bit of hate because

19:20

apparently a crowd

19:23

manager at the concert in Mississippi

19:26

told one of the fans that he

19:29

couldn't perform because he'd had a little

19:31

bit too much to drink.

19:32

Yeah, they said he lost his voice because he was sick,

19:34

but I think he'd had a big night night before. Well,

19:37

no, apparently like the labels come out

19:39

and other people have come out as well and said,

19:41

no, he's actually being put on doctors vocal

19:44

rest. I think some other

19:45

concerts have been canceled,

19:48

like

19:48

postponed or canceled. I'm not sure. And

19:52

then a fan backed him up and even with some footage

19:54

the night before his voice

19:57

sort of was giving away.

19:58

Oh, OK. strung

20:00

to vocal cord. I've had

20:02

laryngitis. Have you? I think

20:04

I strung one the other day. I was driving

20:06

back from Jack's game and I was back this

20:08

horse and I was having a really bad

20:10

day and with 200 to go, they'd

20:13

actually called it like it won. Well, but it's

20:15

clear. And then all of a sudden, when you're

20:17

having a really bad day, you just, you

20:20

feel the impending doom. And they

20:22

went, but hang on. I go, oh,

20:24

here we go. And I'll go, no, and they're going, but it's coming

20:26

at it. Will it hang on? And this thing

20:29

just picked me at the post. Story

20:31

of your life. And I just went,

20:33

f***, scrieved.

20:36

And then had to pull over from the side of the road because

20:38

literally I thought my throat was bleeding. Really?

20:42

You just keep getting weirder, honestly.

20:45

It's a little sad. Yes. Oh,

20:47

you are the looser

20:50

over there. Do you reckon that's sad? I

20:53

can beat it. Something

20:55

that happened to me the other day with my car, if

20:58

you think that's sad. Okay,

20:59

go on quick. Go on. Do

21:01

you shit yourself? No. I've

21:05

done that numerous times. No,

21:07

okay. I

21:10

was driving through some

21:12

busy area. There's lots going on.

21:15

And as you get older, don't

21:17

know if it's a prostate thing, people

21:19

post 50.

21:20

Matt, you've always had a peeing

21:23

problem. I really needed to get the toilet.

21:26

It's just like you can't hold on. And

21:29

it's almost panic takes over. So I'm going, I know

21:32

I'm gonna be busting for a piss in a minute. I

21:34

started to panic and I go, no, I've gotta go now. So

21:36

I did a left hand turn just sort of down this road,

21:39

but there were still sort of few people around. So

21:41

I casually got out of the car, went in the back and

21:43

I thought, is there anything there, a bottle? And all I

21:45

had there was my cowboy boots. From

21:49

Nashville. Shut

21:53

up. I'm chewy. Anyway,

21:57

I hopped in the car, pretend.

22:00

I ended like I was bending down like playing

22:02

with the radio and stuff like that and

22:04

urinated in my boot. Where

22:06

did it sit for the rest of the trip? Well

22:08

I tipped it out. Wait, so

22:11

you just pissed it and then just turned

22:13

it back around and just emptied it out? Emptied it in the

22:15

slow road. Outside? It's not my proudest moment. I

22:17

am known in that neighborhood now in St Ives

22:19

as pissing boots. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

22:21

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

22:24

ha. Not

22:24

bad. That is the best. Not bad.

22:26

Yeah. Have you hosed them? I

22:30

told Tricia today. I was mortified. I

22:32

went and got them straight away out of the boot because he left them

22:34

in the boot of his car. No you didn't. They didn't smell

22:37

though. That was definitely a month. Yeah. It

22:39

just totally absorbed it. They didn't smell. You know why?

22:41

No alcohol and you've been drinking four liters. There you go. Bang.

22:44

It

22:44

was water essentially. They didn't actually smell.

22:46

I still put bicarb in it but they didn't smell. Well,

22:49

do you want to hear something again? I've done it three times

22:51

guys. Have you actually? Yeah, I've done it

22:53

three times. Three times. In the

22:55

same boots? Same boots.

22:56

Oh, I've taken them out of your car. Do I need to

22:58

put them back in the car? Put them back in the car, Trish. Pissing

23:01

boots back in the car. No. Jesus.

23:04

Oh, wow. That's a great nickname for you. You've

23:06

needed a good nickname. Oh, pissing boots. All

23:08

right. You know the other thing that I saw

23:10

this week was the studies found that there's a link between

23:12

fried chips and anxiety

23:15

and depression.

23:15

Well, that gives me depression in itself. I

23:17

love chips. That's why seagulls always look

23:20

so sad. Oh, I'm actually

23:22

wondering though if it's chicken and the egg, chicken or

23:24

the egg. What about chicken? Whether you're depressed

23:26

or have anxiety and that leads you

23:28

to liking and craving those

23:30

sort of fried carbs. That's true. You know what

23:32

I mean?

23:33

It's childhoods, best years of your life and you

23:35

just basically live on chips. Down at the

23:37

beach, well, chicken salt now, but when I

23:39

was a kid, you'd get vinegar

23:41

at the beach, vinegar and tomato sauce on them.

23:43

Mm. Really good. And do you know,

23:45

Trish, remember they used to wrap them in, they'd

23:48

wrap them in newspaper. Always taste better.

23:50

Always paste better. It's got to be sticky

23:52

tape. Paste better. Sorry, I don't know what just

23:54

happened there. But then you rip the sticky tape off and

23:57

you unleash it. It's like in the soul.

23:59

made up, decided to put, you

24:02

know, Coke or Pepsi into plastic.

24:05

No. No, mate. Glass.

24:07

Always tastes better. Milkshakes in those

24:10

metal, in those goddamn metal

24:12

glasses. Honestly. Are you serious?

24:14

Yeah, they're good. Keep them in there.

24:16

Yeah. Go down to the cafe now and they

24:18

just bring it out in a glass or like, like one of those

24:21

glass mug jugs. Oh, just not.

24:23

Mug jugs. When they put the thick shake in there and

24:25

they got like still sort of little dollops of

24:27

ice cream and stuff. What about what?

24:29

It's so hard. It's made in that, so it's

24:31

there. What's your favorite milkshake? Oh,

24:33

I'm vanilla. Yeah, I think I like vanilla. Vanilla's

24:35

the king. I'm vanilla. Yeah. But

24:38

these days, oh, it's hard to find

24:40

a

24:41

plastic straw. It just tastes

24:43

better. Now I know the environment. Thanks, mate.

24:46

The turtles are thanking you. Yeah, no, the dolphins. Wayne.

24:49

Well, as long as you don't throw

24:51

it in the ocean, if you put it in the bin, no,

24:54

those paper ones. They're just better. I like the metal

24:56

ones. Even drinking. That's all right.

24:59

Glass ones. The same thing

25:01

that the glass, like that metal sort of container's

25:03

made out of. They have metal straws are

25:05

the exact same and it tastes just as

25:07

good. So

25:07

you don't get it. Well, I've got some upstairs in the kitchen. So if

25:09

you want to go and take some with you. Be very careful sharing

25:12

metal straws. Because people

25:14

who the noses or have

25:17

deviated septins because of overuse

25:19

of cocaine, oftentimes they

25:21

have metal straws and get friends to

25:23

blow cocaine into their anus. Apparently

25:26

gives them a bigger high. There's

25:28

an urban myth about Stevie Nicks. I would never.

25:31

And that happens. Okay. So you're telling

25:33

me when I go to the cafe down the road, my local

25:35

cafe and I'm drinking over metal straw,

25:37

I should be worried that Stevie Nicks

25:40

may have had cocaine

25:41

right into her ass. I would say

25:43

that there is a fair chance that metal straw

25:45

at some point is being in another person's anus. And

25:48

in a drug dealer's mouth. Which probably

25:51

would. It's

25:52

not good. That's

25:54

it guys, for Mac and Prop Culture. Have you seen

25:57

Wonka? Wonka's coming out next year.

25:59

What? They did, I'm not

26:01

sure if it was some comic con sort of a thing,

26:04

they released the teaser trailer to it. It hasn't

26:06

been released yet. Who's playing it? Well, Timothy

26:08

Chalamet. Oh, he's playing a young

26:11

Wonka. But there was a little bit of controversy

26:13

at the end of it because it was revealed that the

26:15

Oompa Loompas are played by

26:17

Hugh Grant.

26:19

Like all of them? All of them.

26:22

Why? How's that work? That's... Harry...

26:24

sorry, Harry Grant. Harry Grant

26:26

could play the Oompa Loompas. Yeah,

26:28

Hugh Grant. And Stan Grant, apparently. Really?

26:31

Stan Grant, Harry Grant

26:32

and Hugh Grant. I

26:35

don't understand. Hugh Grant. How can

26:37

he be playing all of them? Be

26:39

edited. Well, you know what, Trish,

26:41

what they did was they actually created a cloning

26:44

device in real life. And what they did was

26:46

they kept cloning him. Cloning, right. They cut his legs.

26:48

I reckon they would just... It's pretty

26:50

easy, you can do it with... Oh, really? I don't...

26:52

Okay, well, inform us, genius. How's it

26:55

looking? They edit it and they film him

26:57

and they just duplicate him. Via

26:59

like... CSI. Yeah. Yeah. See something.

27:01

CGI. CGI. CGI. Yeah. Yeah.

27:04

CSI is that show, bruh. Just quickly,

27:06

too, you mentioned Wayne Bennett there before.

27:08

Dolphins? Dolphins

27:10

this weekend. He

27:13

coaches his 900th game. In

27:15

Brisbane on Magic Ground. Wow. Isn't

27:17

that incredible? Who they got? The Dolphins. The Dolphins.

27:20

Just give us a second there. The Dolphins,

27:22

I believe... The Dolphins... Do you have the Raiders

27:24

again? No. They played them last

27:26

week. They played them last week. Sorry, do they have the Dolphins

27:28

again? They had Dolphins

27:31

actually played the Sharks. Oh, let me go Hines and Sharks.

27:33

Dolphins and Sharks. Yes. Interesting.

27:35

Wow. The Dolphins killed Sharks. Yeah,

27:38

you did. Did you know that? No, I did know that. I reckon

27:40

a lot of times that's a nerve of myth because I've later heard

27:42

stories

27:42

about schools of Sharks attacking Dolphins.

27:44

Attacking Dolphins, yeah. Often they do get attacked by Dolphins.

27:47

So they had 5.30, we find out who wins. Who's greater?

27:49

Who's the greater boost? Dolphins and Sharks. Well,

27:51

plastic straws in the end. Yeah, that's

27:54

exactly true. Well, exactly. The Milf or

27:56

the Milf Hunter? Nicko Hines. Just

27:59

on.

27:59

Uh

28:03

talking about mils and milf hunters.

28:05

Yeah. Um Budgie Smugglers had

28:07

a thing out Cooper. Uh Brandon

28:10

Smith talking about his, he was talking

28:12

about how he loves milfs. Yeah.

28:15

And he rated his favorite milfs of all

28:17

time and I'm proud to say that Trisha Johns came

28:19

in at number one. Well done Trish.

28:21

Yeah. He's in very big trouble. That's good. Oh

28:24

Trish. Not nice. Trish it's a rap.

28:27

That's a massive rap. The only thing it

28:29

is a sort of rap. I'm not

28:29

going to be able to cook your meatballs anymore. Yeah

28:32

well let's not mention

28:34

balls. The

28:36

old apricots. Yeah

28:39

it's funny because it is harmless until you actually

28:41

spell out remind yourself what milfs stands

28:44

for. Yeah.

28:46

Well might not be inviting

28:49

Brandon over here again. Certainly

28:51

not for meatballs. Righto.

28:55

We're going to take a really quick break guys. I'm going

28:58

to hook and tease and we're going to come back with the first edition

29:00

of Struth. Where

29:01

have you been?

29:04

I'm Andrew Rule. I try to shine a

29:06

light in dark places and

29:08

tell honest stories about dishonest people. If

29:11

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29:14

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29:16

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29:26

Welcome

29:27

back. Now okay it's time for

29:30

Struth where have you been? I'm going to start

29:32

with a phrase and we're going to go around the

29:34

room one at a time. We'll go to Cooper, to

29:37

Jack and then Trish and let's just see where it

29:39

goes. Okay. Let's start it off

29:41

with um

29:45

Struth where you been? Uh, I'm Dan Gazz. My dad

29:47

your pop is left in Ann. Gary, sweet

29:49

Gary. Who uh who's he left? Who's

29:51

who for? Obviously

29:53

he's left you for another woman. I don't think so. I think

29:56

you left he was a hunting jackals. No

29:58

no no no no no Jacky. Absolutely.

29:59

He's not hunting Jack. Don't worry.

30:02

He's let for another woman

30:05

and she's twenty-one. Oh, don't worry. Dan, Gail will be dancing

30:09

on the ceilings. She's free. Finally,

30:11

she's free. No, no, mate. She's

30:13

not because I tell you what's happened.

30:15

You know, did you hear about, you know, do you

30:17

hear about his big wing? Gaz? That's what

30:20

this twenty-one woman. It's not about Gaz's

30:22

looks. She's after his money. His devilish looks. How

30:25

much did he win? Well, he's horse trainer,

30:27

mate. Jeremy Sylvester. He's a horse and in

30:29

the throat will paralyse it. Anyway, that's by the by.

30:32

He gave him a tip on one of his racehorses

30:34

and it was 300 to one. Actually,

30:37

on Ned's, it was 500 to one and the horse had

30:39

three legs but it had his massive heart and

30:41

it actually won. Well, are

30:44

you sure? I'm pretty sure he went hunting jackals.

30:46

No, no, no, Jack. He definitely went hunting jackals.

30:48

Do you know why? He didn't. He backed these horses. You know what? That

30:51

pops never used an app, betting app and

30:53

he went to have a dollar each way in it and

30:56

he had a hundred dollars each way in it and the

30:58

bloody thing won. Don't worry.

31:00

She won't be around long. Well,

31:04

don't worry, mate. That's

31:06

not the extent of it. You know, the money. I tell you what.

31:08

He's he won 80 grand on it but

31:10

that 80 grand, he

31:12

fulfilled his dream. He

31:14

went napping to massage parlour. What's

31:18

the address of that place?

31:20

He's actually turned our

31:22

family home into a brothel. Can

31:24

you believe it? I actually can believe it because

31:26

he spends all his time hunting jackals.

31:28

So I imagine that he needs to

31:30

let off some steam somehow. No, no, it is. It's

31:33

it's really sad. Yeah, we

31:35

don't know where it's going but I mean he's rolling

31:37

in money at the moment. He's become suddenly really

31:40

attracted to the fear of sex. Well,

31:43

I think we need to get Gail down here. Well, that's

31:45

the problem. Gail's not available. She's working

31:47

the massage parlour.

31:52

Chaching. Great finish. What a great

31:55

storyline you've come up with there. Yes. Brilliant.

31:57

There you go. And even even when Jack.

31:59

Zach-Felute zingers of jackals

32:02

couldn't even throw you Great

32:05

creativity Very

32:07

okay, okay people it's

32:09

time for predicament of the week. Are you ready for this? Are

32:12

you ready for this? Every

32:19

week we do the pregnant of the week I'm gonna do it new to the

32:21

song right people it's time for predicament

32:23

of the week

32:24

Okay

32:32

Have a listen to this right up. Take a

32:34

pic you have one minute to outlast

32:36

and survive these options you

32:39

can I Try to survive

32:41

in a room With a

32:43

blind man who's shooting a gun Small

32:47

room Be a

32:49

small child with a machete in a small room Or

32:53

see a pissed off Mike Tyson in

32:55

a phone box who wants to beat the shit out of you I'm

32:57

going for the blind man because I'm gonna tackle him

32:59

and get that gun away. You won't see me coming Okay

33:04

Well, I'll tell you what you want to be pretty sharp.

33:06

Yeah, I'm confident. Okay,

33:09

probably a small child Yeah,

33:11

how small is the child how old? Yeah, but

33:13

he's got a machete 12 That's

33:16

a sharp machete mate. He just hit you once But

33:20

it's I grabbed grabbed the wrist

33:22

Twist the wrist break the wrist on my knee

33:25

and then I'll stab him with the machete. Okay

33:29

Sorry, are we trying to kill him? It's

33:35

gonna say because I mean some of those moves

33:37

that you learn of the Melbourne Storm obviously of that

33:39

wrestling coming I'll crush her in yeah

33:45

Booth with Mike Tyson for a minute off

33:49

You know what in fairness

33:51

In the phone box so tight that he probably won't

33:53

be able to He's got a shimmy's

33:55

your gloves on so he can't choke you out a

33:58

shimmy's gonna be a lot of moving around He can't build

33:59

that momentum I'm gonna go with Mike Tyson. I would

34:02

go with Mike Tyson as well. You're just getting

34:04

close. Like it would hurt and

34:06

he could beat you up. Just hug him. Yeah.

34:09

True Trisha. You could just hug him. Just

34:11

hug him and I think he'll melt. And tell

34:13

him everything's gonna be okay. Yeah I just

34:15

think he's got a lot of issues. Isn't

34:18

that what Evang0w Holyfield did? Pretty presumptuous

34:20

there Trisha. I wouldn't say he's got a lot of issues. Didn't

34:22

Holyfield try to hug him?

34:24

Yeah good point. And then see what happened to his

34:26

ear. He bit it off. That's true. And

34:28

Evang0w tried to hug him as well. What happened

34:30

to him? Okay Kurt, your

34:32

quiz. Alright this week we're gonna

34:35

go another family feud. But this

34:38

week what we're gonna do is rather than give one

34:40

answer, I've got the top five answers.

34:47

Okay you guys get, as a family you guys get

34:50

one strike and you guys got to try to

34:52

nail the top five answers. Rather than just

34:54

let you guys try to hit each and you get one

34:56

strike. Can we take it in turns or can we just work as a team? We're gonna

34:58

do in turns starting from Jack just like we did last

35:00

week. Jackals. Gonna

35:02

be a great one I reckon. So this is the first

35:05

question. We surveyed 100 people

35:08

and these were their answers. So this question, name

35:11

an Olympic sport you'd watch more often

35:13

if it were played in the nude.

35:16

Volleyball. Wow.

35:19

Top answer Jack. Yeah I was gonna do

35:21

that one too. That is weird

35:24

that you knew that. Alright

35:26

Trish. I was gonna say that too. Weightlifting. Seriously?

35:31

Yeah no weightlifting. Oh. Surprise.

35:35

Really? Greco

35:38

Roman wrestling. Number

35:41

five. No. As elaborate

35:43

as that was. Yes number five wrestling. Seven

35:46

people answered that. So there's still

35:48

three answers on the board. Trish back to you.

35:50

Okay um sprinting. Don't

35:53

do no. Are you serious? You are horrible

35:56

at this. I'm not though. The other three were second

35:58

answer gymnastics. Ah, true.

36:00

Uh, third answer swimming. Oh no. You

36:03

can't say anything. They're in the water. When

36:06

they're diving in. They're doing backstroke, Trish. And

36:08

then number four, soccer. Uh,

36:11

which is, yeah. Uh, thank you

36:13

guys. On to the next question. Trish,

36:15

we're going to start with Matt this time. Sorry.

36:18

Hey, hey, Larry. Hey

36:22

mommy dad. Name an athlete who

36:24

made the news for being involved in

36:26

a big scandal. And remember these answers are

36:28

American.

36:29

Okay. Oh, this is hard

36:31

actually. Okay.

36:34

Uh, Mike Tyson. Ding. Number five,

36:36

Mike Tyson. Four people answered. Trish,

36:38

on to you. Um, the golfer.

36:42

Um, he's Tiger Woods. Yeah. Second

36:44

answer. Shout out to the Tigers as well. That's the

36:46

second top answer. Rest in peace, home mate. Shh.

36:48

Go for top. Shh. Uh,

36:51

oh, I'm going to go with... I'm trying

36:59

to think of the major sports. You know, it's a little

37:01

bit... Scandal. Scandal, right? Scandal. Controversy.

37:04

Um. Scandal. Oh

37:06

yeah, Lance. My man, Lance. There

37:09

he is. Top answer. Lance Armstrong.

37:11

Two out of two, Jack. Well done. Back to

37:13

you, Trish. Oh, more. You've

37:15

got two, two still left on the board. Think,

37:19

you know, very dangerous scandal.

37:21

Dangerous scandal. I'm

37:25

sure it's probably one of the NFL players that I wouldn't know.

37:27

You definitely know this guy. Do

37:29

I? Marion Jones. That was it. It's

37:31

right, but you still got... Oh, that would have been good, Jack.

37:34

He's not on there. There's your chance for... Marion

37:36

is a girl. Goes back to dad. Sorry.

37:42

Our physio at Melbourne used to be called Marion Jones. That's

37:44

why she... Oh, really? Really? Yeah, no, Marion

37:46

Jones is a sprinter. Olympic winning. One

37:48

of the toughest hombres ever on TV, a

37:50

movie screen. John Wayne's real name was Marion.

37:53

Really? Yep. He

37:55

was the Marion type. Well, that's because

37:57

I think Marion in World...

37:59

is John. So

38:02

I think his real name is John

38:04

Jones but they call him Marien because it's... So

38:07

you're telling me

38:08

John Jones, Bones Jones, is

38:10

Marion. It gets complicated.

38:12

He's American. Okay, Marion Hopelbuddy.

38:15

I would say on that note NFL

38:17

player, Juice, his name is

38:19

of course Strangle,

38:21

he was in OJ Simpson. OJ

38:23

Simpson. That's what I

38:25

was trying to say. There's one more on

38:28

here. Give

38:30

us a sport. It's baseball.

38:34

Was

38:38

it the bloke and bench warmers? Carlos.

38:40

Pete Rose. No, it's Barry Bonds.

38:44

Oh Barry Bonds. Steroids of course. Okay,

38:47

and the last question. All right, the last

38:49

question. You guys, allegedly.

38:52

This is the last question. You guys

38:54

haven't completed one yet. The family across

38:57

the road, the Skogs have stolen and they've got all

38:59

the points. This is to win. On

39:01

which topic might a father give

39:04

advice to his son?

39:06

Jack, we're gonna start with you. Birds and bees, Cobba.

39:10

Yes, women in relationships. That's

39:13

the first one. Birds

39:15

and bees is a little bit different to relationships.

39:17

Yeah, but it's come under that. Women,

39:19

you know. He was being, because it's a family podcast

39:22

this one. We don't like to get out smutty avenues.

39:24

Yeah, under you Trish. Repeat

39:26

the question. On which topic might

39:29

a father give advice to his son?

39:33

Career. Yes, number

39:35

two, jobs. Nice work Trish. Well done Trish. Dad,

39:38

under you. This is your domain.

39:41

What have you ever talked to us about? Oh

39:43

my God, that's scary. I

39:45

would say

39:47

car. Jimmy

39:50

car? Yeah, because you're all over cars,

39:52

John's. It's, that's

39:55

the, you know what, I'm gonna give it to you because it's

39:57

outside the top five. But I'm gonna give it to only

39:59

just. I thought the top five, but I'm going to give it to you because

40:02

I'm going to be so sorry. We still need the top five though

40:04

I yeah, yeah, they're still

40:07

there's still three others in the top five.

40:08

So we've got relationships. We've got Korea. Yeah Puberty

40:18

Yes, I'm going to give you that I'm going to give you that

40:21

yeah, that's a third answer very generous Larry,

40:23

okay finances Yes,

40:27

that is personal finance and You

40:30

have one more okay It's

40:33

on dad though Think dad

40:36

What did your dad advise

40:38

you on Matthew? I would say My

40:42

father advised me on think back what's

40:44

something when you're a young kid that your parents were worried

40:47

That is oh Why

40:49

are you pissing in your boots? Yeah, what

40:52

drinking too much? I Am

41:00

drugs and alcohol. Yes See

41:04

that's the problem guys didn't talk to him about that

41:12

Sports was number seven. No,

41:14

but you don't advise on that. That's conversational

41:17

You know Jack not everyone's

41:19

dad. I'll stand up you did not everyone's

41:21

dad was an elite sportsman who could give that advice

41:23

Yeah, but who's the first person made you throw a ball most

41:26

people?

41:27

My dad, but he that's different. You know why you

41:29

know what cuz he played 200 what how many games 198?

41:32

I have any men of the matches probably 190

41:38

220 maybe I think you played 198

41:40

and I'm all games and I will be made on

41:42

throwing in the Made

41:44

origins and test matches mate and let's not forget

41:47

over the weekend might could have been 250 who knows veteran

41:52

Trisha it's time for your feedback baby

41:55

Okay, I'm feeling very relaxed.

41:57

Okay, Debbie informs us that just Vagiselle

42:00

is still around and even sent me a picture. Thank you.

42:04

Give me a look at that. Oh, Debbie. Oh my God.

42:08

That'd be up on dad's Instagram. God, it's like

42:10

Mick Jagger's mouth.

42:11

Okay.

42:15

My friend Nules

42:18

said, Matt, you've added a lot of

42:20

GST regarding the Joaquin

42:23

Phoenix. He insists

42:25

that Joaquin was born in Chile.

42:27

You've been going

42:30

over all your platforms the last two weeks.

42:33

No, stop.

42:35

I went and checked. Matthew is right. So,

42:37

uh, Nules, you need to go and check

42:39

your facts. I don't know where you're getting it

42:41

from.

42:41

Don't ever come at my dad again. Um, he

42:44

was born in San Juan,

42:47

Puerto Rico. But this was

42:49

really interesting when I was discovering Charlie's

42:52

trying to jump into a bag. I don't know what she's doing.

42:54

At the time of his birth, Phoenix's parents

42:57

were missionaries in a millennium Christian

43:00

religious cult called

43:02

children of God. Um,

43:05

and then when he was young, they were, they moved back

43:07

to the States, changed the family name. Um, at

43:11

one point Joaquin went by the name

43:13

Leaf Phoenix. So

43:15

there was River Joaquin, Rain,

43:18

Summer, Jodine and Liberty.

43:20

They were the children's names. Mum and

43:22

Dad are a bit out there by the sound. Pick one of those.

43:25

Which one would you go with? Yeah. I

43:27

like River. River's the one

43:29

I like. He's one that died of ecstasy.

43:33

What was the club called? I think. Are

43:35

you saying for our last name or for theirs? For

43:37

the surname, which, oh, the surname.

43:40

Now I'm sorry. Yeah. For the Christian name. Which one

43:42

do you think is the pick of that? I like River.

43:44

Yeah. I agree. I like River for there. I, River

43:47

Phoenix is cool, but River Johns, but

43:49

River Johns doesn't suit. I'd like Jodine Johns.

43:51

I think that's good. Jodine. Very, very

43:53

good. Where are the other ones? Trick and you're ready to meet

43:55

again. River. Yep.

43:57

Rain. Yep. Summer. Jodine.

44:00

and Liberty. I like JD. You like

44:02

JD? River John's. JD and John's. River John's

44:04

sounds great. I think it sounds great Jack. I'm with

44:06

you. And your first child,

44:09

go for it. We need to

44:12

welcome a very special,

44:13

our newest listener, Little William was

44:15

born over the weekend, to

44:18

listeners Damo and his wife,

44:20

so congratulations to the Torrey family.

44:22

Awesome, awesome. Congratulations,

44:25

that is great news. Where are they from? I don't

44:28

know but I feel that they're, I feel

44:30

that they might be Queenslanders. I'm

44:33

not sure. Damo get in touch

44:35

with me and let me know. I should have gone back in my messages because we

44:37

have communicated a bit.

44:38

So you know when you have kids, when

44:40

I see people that are expecting,

44:43

you just, it's such a special

44:45

time it is. People hear it all the time and go,

44:48

oh you know baby, it's the best thing that ever happens. Until

44:50

you experience it, it really is.

44:53

I had an awful moment the other day, at our

44:57

show a woman came

44:59

up,

45:00

it was like on the Sunday

45:02

night show and with her husband to come up and say

45:04

I'll get a photo and I turned around and

45:07

I said oh how long you had to go? You

45:10

didn't.

45:12

Everyone knows you never say that. But it was

45:14

just so obvious and she paused,

45:16

wait for this, and went how dare

45:18

you and I went oh my god I'm so sorry

45:20

she went gotcha. Oh

45:23

honestly. So she was obviously, looked obviously

45:25

pregnant. And she just

45:27

went, she was so face dropped and

45:29

went how dare you and I was like, I

45:31

literally nearly fainted.

45:32

Oh no and then she just got you. She

45:34

got you. You could have been cancelled.

45:37

You could have been cancelled. Hey

45:40

talking about fatherhood, I just had a call off Scott

45:42

Drinkwater about an hour ago. A recent

45:44

father who's, he's got

45:46

a little girl now. Oh

45:47

they hit the second. Yeah. Oh

45:50

wow. Yeah and talking

45:52

about fatherhood, I asked him because Drinky,

45:55

I wouldn't assume, I can't

45:57

even really picture Drinky being a father based

45:59

on. He's

46:01

a very childish sort of man. He's

46:03

got that forever young look about it. Yeah, yeah, he

46:05

does.

46:07

But I, he's loving it.

46:09

He's loving it. The only thing he has an issue with, sleep.

46:12

He goes downstairs to sleep before a game just because

46:14

he can't sleep when the baby wakes

46:16

up. And can we have an update as well

46:19

talking about old teammates, Brandon, Brandon

46:21

Smith. Now Brandon of course went off

46:23

the game. He had, was

46:25

missing feeling in his hands and his legs.

46:29

He went in, he had, after

46:31

the game, the New Zealand doctor had a look at him and saw

46:34

bulging discs on

46:36

his,

46:37

in his back. They said they

46:39

believed that was the thing, but they had an MRI. Kurt,

46:42

any updates on how Brandon's going? He

46:44

texted me saying he's all good. So

46:47

I don't know whether he might even be a chance to still play

46:49

this week up at Magic Round for all the

46:51

fans listening. But yeah, good

46:53

news is he's in good spirits and

46:55

he sent a funny video through before. So

46:58

he's in good spirits. He's up walking around

47:00

and whatnot. So he's okay. So

47:02

what do you mean he couldn't feel his leg? He

47:06

had lost feeling, some feeling in his legs

47:08

and his hands. His mum said, T, listen,

47:12

we sent things through just wishing all this,

47:14

he said this what he did. But the New Zealand doctor who

47:17

checked him out today, he's got three bulging

47:19

discs. They believe that's what's responsible. It's

47:21

interesting. They believe

47:23

if you,

47:24

most rugby league players or sports

47:26

people, if you did an MRI in their back, would

47:28

have bulging discs. I think a lot of people wouldn't

47:31

know. So what

47:33

we're gonna do for Bren, cause he's listening to the

47:35

podcast, we're gonna send the old milk. Send him Trish. We

47:37

are send the milf up. Oh shit. She give you a little

47:39

massage and we might've just

47:42

send out Pimp Gaz up

47:44

there. With his new girlfriend.

47:46

With his new girlfriend. And his new hunting rifle

47:48

to hunt Jack. Yes, yes, that's right. You're

47:51

on fire Jack. You did a well, you get mad at the

47:53

match. Good to see you in person. Have a good

47:55

week everyone. And if you're up around magic

47:57

round and your sewers will be floating around, come up and

47:59

say. GO

48:05

AT IT!