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Episode 210: Smoky and Bill

Released Friday, 1st December 2023
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Episode 210: Smoky and Bill

Episode 210: Smoky and Bill

Episode 210: Smoky and Bill

Episode 210: Smoky and Bill

Friday, 1st December 2023
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This is the Memory Palace. I'm Nate

0:02

DeMeo. Her

0:05

ancestors, just how many generations back we

0:07

can't know, but historians and researchers and

0:09

the sorts of people who spent so

0:11

much of their lives parsing and cataloging

0:13

and policing, this is what they do,

0:16

the purity of bloodlines. They

0:19

know with remarkable clarity that in

0:21

the 1850s, her

0:23

ancestors used to crawl in the cracks and

0:25

crevices of coal mines to

0:28

go eat rats. That

0:30

is why Yorkshire terriers are so small.

0:33

Scottish coal miners who had come down to

0:35

Yorkshire in the north of England to find

0:37

work wanted that miserable work to at least

0:40

be vermin free. And

0:42

so over time, over generations, they

0:44

bred terriers, selecting traits that would make

0:47

the offspring more ideally suited to the

0:49

task. And at some point, some

0:51

of those traits, the size,

0:53

certainly, perhaps the hair texture

0:56

that is kind of like the brush of a

0:58

chimney sweep, when you think about it, probably made

1:00

it particularly easy to shake off the coal

1:02

dust. And other traits of

1:04

whatever evolutionary utility, they became

1:06

desirable for other purposes, mostly

1:09

for sitting on people's laps. And

1:12

these rat killers that they had bred were

1:15

adorable and portable. And

1:18

then people started to breed for traits that were

1:20

useful for a cute little lapdog. It

1:23

is likely they introduced the Maltese into the hereditary

1:25

mix at some point in the 1860s. And

1:29

the Yorkshire terrier, as we know it today, was

1:31

born. We

1:34

don't know precisely when the Yorkie at the center

1:36

of this story was born either, but

1:39

it was likely two years or so before she enters it, now

1:42

in a ditch by the side of the road

1:44

in Papua New Guinea in March of 1944.

1:48

An American soldier was out on patrol when his Jeep

1:50

broke down, and as he was under

1:52

the hood futzing with the wires, he

1:54

heard whimpering from just beyond the tall grass. And

1:57

there in the bottom of an abandoned foxhole was

1:59

a four-foot-tall fox. pound dog. His

2:01

brown blonde hair was matted and dusky and

2:03

splotched with mud. He

2:05

scooped her up and put her in the back and got

2:08

the Jeep going again and then slogged back to base.

2:11

He called her smoky. Bill

2:15

Wynn wanted a dog. When

2:19

he was a kid in Ohio and his father just split

2:22

one day, and his mom had to take

2:24

on two jobs and then she couldn't take care of him, he

2:26

had to spend a few years in an orphanage and

2:29

there was a ne'er-dale there that they called rags. They

2:32

loved each other. He was sure of

2:34

it. It

2:36

made him feel a little less afraid of the world. The

2:39

years went on and he bounced from home to home, sometimes

2:42

his own, sometimes with extended family,

2:45

sometimes back at the orphanage, and

2:47

he moved ten times before he was seventeen. And

2:51

he always found comfort in dogs. A

2:54

white collie, a great dame

2:56

named big boy, and a pitbull named

2:58

pal, and then a puppy

3:01

named Toby that he would run home to

3:03

after football practice to train. And

3:05

he did so well that when he graduated high

3:07

school he was able to take the giant German

3:09

Shepherd to his job working the furnace at a steel

3:12

factory. The dog would curl up on the

3:14

warm brick floor at Bill's feet. But

3:17

he couldn't take the dog to war. There

3:21

were worse deployments than Bill Wynn's. He

3:24

had taken photography classes in school and so

3:26

he was scooped out by a unit that

3:28

needed people to process pictures snapped by reconnaissance

3:30

planes. The Americans were

3:32

on the offensive at that point. They

3:34

were leapfrogging the more heavily defended territory

3:36

to take smaller islands, and

3:38

aerial photography was vital to the mission. And

3:41

so while other men were fighting their way through the jungle,

3:44

Bill was pulling twelve hour shifts in a dark

3:46

room. This was not

3:49

without its dangers. Air raid sirens would

3:51

send Bill scrambling and diving to the

3:53

mud as Japanese planes bombed and strafed

3:56

the base. And anti-aircraft guns

3:58

roared and fire-flooded. flared and

4:00

broken chains flung across the sky. But

4:04

it could have been worse. Not

4:06

that it needed to be. Each

4:08

of us has, in our own way, through

4:11

whatever media gotten our head around as best

4:13

we can what it was like to be

4:15

on the front lines of World War II. Some

4:18

cinematographers' choice of a handheld camera or

4:21

filter helped it land at some point. The

4:24

chaos at all. Some film

4:26

composer or some director's choice

4:28

to go close on rain hammering on a helmet

4:30

of a marine in a foxhole in the dark

4:33

showed us something about the fear, where

4:36

you found it in an actor's face. Helped

4:38

us get it as best as we could. We

4:41

thought that through. But

4:43

what of the boredom on the base? Of

4:46

the 12-hour shift in a tent that

4:48

is a dark room, that

4:50

is more than 100 degrees inside, that

4:53

is humid beyond anything you'd ever

4:55

experienced before, that smells of chemicals

4:57

and the sweat of other men. I'm

5:00

going to be eating the same thing. Tin

5:02

mutton, the powdered milk, the powdered

5:04

eggs, the fake butter that doesn't

5:06

melt or spread, the citric acid packets

5:08

that you put in your water so you don't

5:11

get scurvy. All while you've

5:13

got some drug in your system that saves

5:15

you from malaria but makes your dreams insane.

5:17

Makes it hard to know if you've ever even got to sleep.

5:22

Bill Wynn was 22. He

5:25

was in Papua New Guinea. He

5:27

had always lived in Ohio. He

5:29

was an introvert but he was trying to

5:31

make friends. He was trying

5:33

to make small talk and get to know

5:35

these other men from other places with their

5:37

own backgrounds and their own traumas and personalities

5:39

and each so far from home and

5:41

each afraid in their own way. And

5:43

it is hard for all of them and

5:46

hard for Bill. So

5:48

far from his broken home and

5:50

feeling kind of broken himself sometimes. And

5:53

then he walks into the motor pool and

5:56

sees a little dog. Four

5:58

pound ball of fluff. Tied

6:00

to a truck tire with a piece of parachute

6:03

jumping around like crazy spinning He

6:07

had to have it Just

6:09

had to You

6:12

offered the guy who found her who didn't even like dogs

6:14

who Just put her in the back of the

6:16

car and then cut her hair to get the mud out when he

6:18

could just given her A bath he didn't even try to make her

6:20

look cute Bill offered him an Australian

6:22

pound and that doesn't sound like much but that was

6:24

5% of the soldiers monthly pay and

6:26

the guy said no So

6:29

Bill doubled it He

6:31

would have gone higher And

6:34

then Bill and Smokey had each other all

6:37

the time She

6:41

was small enough to carry anywhere he

6:43

would bathe her every night using his helmet as

6:45

a bathtub But it was a

6:48

war zone and she had to be trained for a war zone.

6:50

She couldn't bark unexpectedly She'd

6:52

give away their position to the enemy She

6:55

had to learn come and stay can have her

6:57

running off under the wheel of Jeep or onto

6:59

a runway She had to

7:01

learn to heal and always stay close one

7:03

time Bill saw a python with an enormous

7:05

belly shaped like the hog It was bright

7:08

then digesting and he shuttered it's

7:10

a thought of a snake with a Yorkie shaped bump in

7:12

its tummy He

7:15

loved training her the dog took

7:17

to all of it. She was bred to be

7:19

trained There was something

7:21

instinctual and unknowable in her that

7:23

wanted to please Wanted to be

7:26

with her person all the time. That's

7:28

what bill wanted to Taught her tricks.

7:30

She could play dead could do that thing where

7:32

she weaved in and out of his legs when

7:34

he was walking along And

7:36

people loved it. She was cute and they

7:38

had a whole routine going but these

7:41

people were starved for entertainment Bill entered her

7:44

in a contest for the best mascot of any company in the

7:46

Pacific Fleet And they won they

7:48

beat out a rhesus monkey who is called turbo

7:50

Which I will admit makes him sound like

7:53

a cool monkey, but by all accounts. He was kind of a dick

7:56

Sometimes they would get to cheer up up

8:00

some troops or go to a hospital

8:02

and do tricks for guys who are wounded or

8:04

sick. Bill and Smokey

8:06

weren't Bob Hope or Betty Grable, but in

8:09

the grind of war and the

8:11

monotony and the cruelty, a

8:14

Yorkie and a shy guy who took such

8:16

pleasure in her company, it

8:19

helped. One time

8:21

some engineers were trying to run some telephone

8:24

wires through a pipe. It was

8:26

going to take days to dig up a fence. Then they

8:28

went to Bill and asked him if they could tie the

8:30

wires to Smokey's collar and she could just kind of run

8:32

through. And Smokey

8:34

got the job done. Some

8:36

ancestral instinct made her know just what to

8:38

do in a tight space. But

8:46

the war wasn't all heroic dog hijinks.

8:49

Sometimes Bill would have to go out on those

8:51

reconnaissance missions and other missions where he would be

8:53

the spotter in a tiny airplane as

8:55

they looked into the tree line and looked for

8:57

signs of life after another plane went

8:59

down. He

9:02

brought Smokey with him. He

9:05

didn't feel good about it. He

9:07

wrote about it years later in his memoir that

9:10

he knew he should have left her back at the base. Picked

9:13

a guy who would do right by her. Someone

9:15

would have stepped up to take care of Smokey if something

9:17

bad happened. But Bill couldn't

9:19

do it. He thought it was weak

9:22

of himself, but he still couldn't do it. He

9:25

needed her to be with him. He

9:28

would do everything he could to keep her warm and

9:30

comfortable. He would put her

9:32

on a bed underneath his seat or

9:34

he'd wrap her up in a pouch strapped beneath his arm.

9:37

But he couldn't leave her. It had been that

9:39

way ever since they spent days on a ship

9:41

in a massive convoy off to support the invasion

9:43

of the Philippines. There

9:46

were air raid sirens night after night. An

9:49

attack that wound up sinking 24 ships

9:52

and he would hold the dog's ears and she

9:54

would shiver with fear. In

9:57

one night, Kamikaze pilots, two

9:59

of them. He saw them, smashed

10:01

into the boat, and then a stray

10:03

round and anti-aircraft gun fired from an

10:05

American destroyer trying to take out the

10:08

Japanese planes, tore right through the wall

10:10

right above his head. It

10:13

would take hours to figure out what had really happened and

10:16

how close he had come to death. In

10:18

that moment, in the

10:21

noise and the heat and the chaos, all

10:25

he knew, all his focus was

10:27

on the dog that he held to his chest. His

10:31

body curled in to protect her no matter what.

10:39

They made it through that night and the rest of

10:41

the war. They

10:44

went home together to Cleveland. Smokey

10:46

was decommissioned as a corporal.

10:50

Bill got married to a woman named Margie. They

10:54

would be married for 57 years. And

10:57

Bill died just a couple of years ago at the age of 99.

11:02

He left behind 9 kids, 27 grandchildren, 41

11:04

great-grandchildren, one great-great.

11:10

One of those American lives. He

11:14

spent a lot of his as a photojournalist for

11:16

the Cleveland plane dealer. And

11:19

he wrote that memoir that I mentioned. It is

11:21

called Yorkie Doodle Dandy. It

11:24

tells the story of Smokey and the war and

11:26

so many other adventures with the

11:28

two of them as he managed to

11:30

milk their wartime fame. They

11:33

had a local TV show for a little bit in the medium's

11:36

earliest days. People would come

11:38

on and he would help them with dog training. The

11:42

two of them spent a lot of time on the road. They

11:44

were entertainers. They had an

11:46

agent. They'd perform on variety shows with

11:48

singers and jugglers and other animal acts.

11:52

It was hours of driving, all

11:55

sorts of little calamities and mishaps out on

11:57

the proverbial highways and

11:59

byways. America in mid-century and

12:03

none of it fazed them. Not after

12:05

all they had been through together. And

12:09

the book, Yorkie Doodle Dandy, it's

12:13

good. There is a line

12:15

in it that has stayed with me. It's

12:18

at the beginning of the book, right in the

12:20

introduction, and he's almost like apologetic

12:23

for even daining to tell

12:26

this particular story which feels

12:28

so insignificant against the unimaginable

12:30

scale and

12:32

incomprehensible loss of that period. He

12:35

writes, from the broad point

12:37

of view of nations being pulverized or vaporized,

12:41

any personal experience is less than a footnote.

12:44

Yet for individuals who are thrust

12:46

into such catastrophes, the time

12:48

comes when little things become big things.

12:52

Bill came home from work at the

12:54

paper one day in February of 1957 and

12:57

found Smokey dead on her dog bed. It

13:02

was heartbreaking, but it wasn't that surprising. She

13:06

had had a bad heart and he had been carrying

13:08

her up and down stairs for months. The

13:11

family had a funeral in the park. He

13:14

carried Smokey in a shoebox under his arm, buried

13:17

the box under a tree. She

13:20

was with him for 13 of his

13:22

99 years. Little

13:24

things become big things. And

13:46

this episode of the Memory Palace

13:51

was written

13:54

and produced by me, Nate DeMeo, in November of 2023. This

14:01

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