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This is the memory palace, underneath
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the mail. Maybe
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you remember, I don't.
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Because of the CBS News special report,
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which follows, Mayberry 94
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will not be presented tonight, but will
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return next week at its regularly scheduled
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time over most of these stations. The
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draft lottery. The
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news came on. Maybe you were just
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going to watch Mayberry 94 and were
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surprised. Maybe you had scheduled
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your whole week or more. Cancel
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plans. Got off work. To
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be there in front of the set on December first
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nineteen sixty nine, are you listened
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on the radio? In the living room with
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your folks like it was nineteen 94. Your
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father pacing like his father might have
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done in nineteen forty. Your
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mom there with her brave face on.
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Ash on her cigarette growing long,
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or you were listening on the little transistor
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radio propped up on the shelf above the sink.
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And your dish washing job with all
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the guys in the kitchen. Each of you hanging
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on every number. The one older
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dude, north of thirty. Keeping
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his mouth shut for once. Maybe
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he got in the car to listen because
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the reception was better, he said. But
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really, you just wanted to be out of the house away
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from your roommates or your girl or
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everyone. Just wanted to be driving.
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Maybe you remember, I
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don't. The news broke
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in and there was a reporter, Roger 94
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from CBS. He's young
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and handsome in the video on YouTube. I
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didn't realize you'd ever been young and handsome.
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Tonight 94 the first time in twenty
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seven years, the United States has again
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started a draft 94. And
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the famous first pick tonight, a
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September 94. The
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first birthday that now is designated double
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zero one. Which means
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for nineteen year old born
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on September 94 -- Mhmm. -- at the
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beginning in January. So, okay,
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grass boards will induct those
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men born on September fourteenth
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R. A. Performance, the next
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earth day in order for April twenty
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94. And so on down the line
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as you are. And so
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on down the line. It
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was the first draft lottery since the fall of nineteen
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forty. A little over a year before
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the US entered World War two, but
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Washington knew where the whole thing was heading by
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then. Twenty million men.
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Ages twenty one to thirty six had to register,
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had to have their birthday attached to a number,
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one through three hundred sixty six.
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There was an extra number for Elite Day babies.
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So those numbers could be written on slips of paper.
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So those three hundred sixty six slips
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of paper could be put into three hundred
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sixty six capsules and put
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into a bowl. There was
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a big ceremony. The
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secretary of war was blindfolded with a
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swatch of fabric cut from a chair
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used during the signing of the declaration of independence.
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He drew a capsule from the bowl that had
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been stirred with a paddle made from a beam
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from the ceiling of Liberty Hall. And
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handed it to the president. In thousands
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of people, united only by
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their citizenship, and by the
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various outcomes of cascading games
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of chance, of timing
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and biological processes and happenstance
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that it meant each was born male on
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that particular day in the calendar. During
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this narrow window of years would
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be sent off to war. There
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was less ceremony in nineteen sixty nine.
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There was no blindfold. No
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relics to wrap that night in the spirit of
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the founding. Just carpet
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and curtain in the basins and browns
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of Vietnam Arab democracy. No
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president or cabinet member to do the
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honors. Nixon left the
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number pulling to selective service officials
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and their secretaries. December fourteenth.
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That's member fourteen
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001.
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And at least one young man from the president's
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youth advisory council. All and Murray.
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Rhode Island. There was supposed
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to be others, but others 94. Said
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they didn't want to be used as props by the Nixon
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Administration. But
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the numbers were pulled anyway, drawn
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from blue capsules, drawn from a clear bowl,
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in full view of the camera so no one could
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call foul. On the process at
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least. And slips of paper
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were read out and stuck on bulletin boards.
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A printed date, posted
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beside numbers listed in order. 0012366.
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And you just waited. Waiting
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to hear your birthday called. That
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date you know better than any other. Waiting
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to hear it called out and posted beside
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what would be your draft number that would
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determine when you had to report for induction.
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You even waited through commercials. And
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even our name says, Merry Christmas.
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February twenty ninth. And
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another night later, there would be
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another lottery. During letters
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this time, It would determine the precise
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order in which men who shared the same birthday
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would have to report to be inducted. Those
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with the initials JSM before
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JJS or JRS
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or whatever. Later, there would be a study,
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a statistical analysis that suggested
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the drawing of dates wasn't truly random,
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that the bowl wasn't stirred well 94. That
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December birthdays weren't picked often enough,
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early 94. But the numbers called
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on that Friday night in the winter of sixty
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nine would stand. And
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so eight hundred and fifty thousand men would wait.
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Hearts and throats, knee
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bouncing, fingers drumming on
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steering wheel, whatever that
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thing they would do when they were nervous was,
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when they were waiting for something, some
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game of chance to set the course of their
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94. That might upend every
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plan they'd laid. Dash whatever
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hope stayed harbored for their life might
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end their life. That
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would go on to separate their generation into
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94 and deferments and Dodgers.
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I was doing it already that
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night. As they watched
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and heard their friend's birthdays get called,
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and we're glad it wasn't theirs. As
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they'd stand around in the kitchen comforting a
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coworker, that the war would be over before his
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thirty seven meant he ever had to go to Vietnam,
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hoping that was true. Where
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they knew already that the guy who pulled two twenty
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four was never going to have to make good on his
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promise to run to Canada. And they
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had to look their brother in the eye when
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he had sixteen. You
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had one seventy two. They
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were sitting on the warm hood of a car in a field
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in a cold night and their best 94. His
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birthday, they always remembered because it was Valentine's
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Day, which meant he was
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number four, and they got him
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good and drunk. And
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so on down a lot. October fifth
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February nineteenth, December
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fourteenth, July twenty first,
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June fifth, three March October
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thirty first, May twenty fourth,
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April first, March seventeenth, November
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second, August twenty
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fourth, May eleventh, October October
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30th, December eleven, May
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thirteenth, December tenth, July
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thirteenth, December ninth, August
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sixteenth, August second, November
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eleventh, May, November twenty
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seventh, August eighth, September
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third, July seventh, November
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seventh, December twenty
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second. The
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memory palace is produced by me and Nadeau,
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with engineering assistance by Kathy
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Two, and research assistance
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Mark Marron, my friends in
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