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illegal betting on NBA

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4:44

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about the Mins Room. about people getting

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banned, fired, or kicked out. This is

8:04

kind of a shocker. As

8:06

Toronto raptors forward, John T. Porter's NBA

8:09

career came to an abrupt end today.

8:12

The 24-year-old was banned for

8:14

life from breaking gaming rules.

8:17

The league said an investigation found

8:19

that Porter violated league rules by

8:21

disclosing confidential information to sports bettors,

8:24

limiting his own participation in one

8:26

or more games for betting purposes

8:28

and betting on NBA games, including

8:30

his own team and betting on them

8:32

to lose. The league said

8:35

that before a March 20th game, Porter disclosed

8:37

confidential information about his own health status. To

8:40

an individual, he knew to be an NBA

8:42

bettor. He took himself out of

8:44

that game after less than three minutes, saying

8:46

it didn't feel well. And an individual with

8:48

whom Porter associated and knew to be an

8:51

NBA bettor won 1.1 million with

8:53

an $80,000 parlay. The

8:57

bet, wagering of Porter, would underperform.

9:00

The league said the payout was frozen due

9:02

to unusual activity. And it was told about

9:04

suspicious bets on Porter's performances,

9:06

by licensed sports betting operators, and

9:09

an organization that monitors legal betting

9:11

markets. Damn, man. 24

9:13

years old, spent his whole life playing basketball, good

9:15

enough to play in the NBA. Yeah. It's over.

9:18

Well, you can't look, man. If

9:20

you're going to bet on your own team and then you sabotage

9:22

your own team to win money, yeah. Yeah.

9:24

They're going to be, like I said, now

9:27

the officials in the NBA, they've been running this game for years, right? But

9:29

yeah, as a player, you can't do it.

9:31

He used the buddy's account. Or he can't get caught.

9:33

And listen, like for years, right? There's always the Pete

9:35

Rose stuff. I'm not a Pete Rose fan, right? Like

9:38

there is much worse people in the Hall of Fame.

9:40

They have a few cardinal rules. One is you

9:43

can't bet on baseball. When he was a manager,

9:45

he did. That's right. Exactly. So that's, and it's

9:47

not a big ask. My brother,

9:49

look, he's in the NFL. I guess during the off

9:51

season, maybe he can, but he said like, you

9:55

can't even, if he's doing a Seattle game, it's like

9:57

I could not go to Muckleshoot. I

9:59

Just, I can't be. Even a bumbling, the

10:01

slot machines has nothing to do sports. They

10:03

can't gamble at all. They. Get upset

10:06

when they get the games in Vegas. You know the

10:08

players get excited for obvious reasons but his lights and

10:10

are all of us. If it were old we're not

10:12

trying like. Snort. Coke Von Prost

10:14

is on the strip but you don't want

10:16

to go and play slots. where would we

10:18

bet he'd say up dude. And even a

10:20

slot machines. Like the user interface. Flights delayed

10:22

for two hours you're in the Arpanet camp,

10:25

policeman going in and even played on the

10:27

muslims and oh trust me like it's annoying

10:29

for that very reason. Like immature, leave a

10:31

bag of flight delayed. Everyone else has been

10:33

slob. scenes of has nothing to do. With.

10:36

My job at all. but man if you got

10:38

popped on that the end of your career playwright

10:40

or even like just any he supposedly had a

10:42

matter of racing Dana perception of even sitting at

10:44

the barn have the few drinks and further north

10:47

like. Ah, No, that's fine. I'm

10:49

just saying the perception of vague you that

10:51

I've gotten some phone calls from a moron.

10:53

A man. Of. Flights delayed. it is

10:55

evident by you think this even if

10:57

there are obviously a couple of seats

10:59

to the got guts for he is

11:01

the bodies are down to play thirteen

11:04

bets on and be a games in

11:06

the first three months of this year.

11:08

Now he didn't play those games but

11:10

three bad for multiplayer game parlay. bet

11:12

they did include one rafters and which

11:14

porter bad that the Raptors would lose.

11:16

The. League not as a Porter lost

11:19

all three bets. Not a more boring

11:21

than proper texting. The integrity of In

11:23

be a competition for fans. Are teams

11:25

blah blah blah. Steer the brother of

11:27

Denver Nuggets Ford Michael Porter Jr and

11:30

that play for the Raptors again after

11:32

the A Be A that investigation was

11:34

launched. Family forgive someone. Just

11:36

as his partners a known and be

11:38

a better are basically what was and

11:40

he's noisy well as they have people

11:43

that monitor suspicious behavior eyes and when

11:45

someone wins one point one million on

11:47

a eighty thousand parlay that said it's

11:49

Porter is going to underperform. Then

11:52

our marvel beds on Justice

11:54

Guys individual performances, Then.

11:56

i am a little bit of this effect is

11:59

he sets himself up three minutes of the game

12:01

and go I don't feel well and that's what

12:03

you better right now with the and you probably

12:05

notice at some point there during the day like

12:07

he that's odd there's eighty thousand dollar

12:10

best involving him not scoring well there's

12:13

one thing that I could bet last night

12:15

that uh... golden state beat the

12:17

king's art which they did not I

12:20

can also bet that uh...

12:22

Thompson could not hit

12:24

a three-pointer to save his life which he could

12:26

not true but if I bet on that and

12:28

for some reason it suspicious because this guy's normally

12:31

five percent or six for ten

12:33

from three-point line all of a sudden I

12:36

mean he threw up eight bricks last

12:38

night easily but if if that's consistent

12:41

and that kind of stuff right happening there's somebody out there

12:43

that goes wait a minute we we need

12:45

to look into this because this is a guy that the

12:48

previous three games he's been on fire this

12:51

one game that you bet all the money

12:53

on bricks eight and there's a parlay on

12:55

it I know it just

12:57

feels like we're hating on Clay Thompson. He was shockingly

13:00

bad last night. He was shockingly bad. I'm sure they checked

13:02

the bet you could bet on all kinds of differences. I

13:07

wonder if that's why Shaq's like, I

13:09

could hit a free throw at a time of the want. We

13:11

always bet that I wouldn't. I'd be like, well damn Shaq! Well

13:14

like right there was a guy a couple nights

13:16

ago that missed two free throws so everybody

13:18

in the arena could get free chicken. Oh yeah.

13:21

Okay, right. And never forget, Mike,

13:23

I know you haven't seen it. You became a

13:25

crowd favorite real quick. You've seen Goodfellas. Yeah.

13:27

Right? Famous movie, right? I mean all

13:29

the drug dealing, all the

13:31

crime and stuff. Never, they kind of

13:33

gloss over it in the movie. The

13:35

reason they got caught was they were

13:38

shaving points on Boston College Hoops games.

13:40

Oh right, right. And somehow it got to the feds

13:42

and the feds were like, oh we can get them

13:44

all next. Right. Now if you wanted to bet on

13:46

Draymond Green, you'd kick out of the game in the

13:48

first half. I'd take that bet. That's not suspicious. Right.

13:51

He does it all the time. Or punches someone

13:53

in the face during the course of the game.

13:55

I'll take that bet. Or How many threes Curry

13:57

will put up. That's a legitimate bet. Back

14:00

to this guy who just let us a six

14:02

seven player off the bench. or maybe even a

14:04

started with the fact that he's only going to

14:06

seize great excuse himself from the game after three

14:08

minutes. And. There's that kind of that on the

14:10

table. right? The props to prop that

14:12

for the com. And I look

14:14

at after. Now we have a very unusual story

14:17

as we head north of other A record some

14:19

of those who is Daves brother my brother is

14:21

an Nfl referee and that's why they can I

14:23

do a be kind of gambling at all and

14:26

and he can't play second rule that. Think.

14:28

About that. I learned about that.

14:30

What does this have to do football Man

14:33

mother's that a Minnesota scoop vs two phones

14:35

because he doesn't sauce the jokes that me

14:37

or my friends or. Lovers.

14:43

But I'm sorry night as when bought one

14:45

out say about a burner phone. And.

14:47

Heart valve for you and your friends or the burner

14:49

phone for school. Now. He

14:51

has it. He has a sweet as your

14:54

for hims just for like me a couple

14:56

my cousins that our friends oh did you

14:58

said one.is great like you called buddy Bernie

15:00

and he does that. It's first words Ted

15:02

my kids in a car before you proceed

15:04

to spend less I know what I was

15:06

like really that you never know this day

15:08

and age who like if somehow I got

15:10

fired think it doesn't look like I can't

15:12

like has worked uses his other foods the

15:14

when I spotted several months of i just

15:16

know you guys in a switzer good assess

15:18

his. know

15:20

yet of road you. Are beautiful Victoria British

15:22

Columbia. Ah yeah what an amazing are

15:24

cool city that is Air. There was

15:26

a celebrity in town for little bit.

15:28

His name was Emerson and he's a

15:30

pseudo celebrities. He has the

15:32

resident else and Megan's else and

15:35

Ceo of British Columbia's capital city

15:37

Victoria really love the Chosen on

15:39

Sound. Really Like said, last week,

15:41

conservation officers decided Emerson Subs a

15:43

penchant for as an out of

15:45

a city flowerbeds, parts and roads

15:47

was not the best suited to

15:49

the longevity of the animals and

15:51

decided to give him around a

15:53

little ride, your remote beach and

15:55

ninety five miles away with them

15:57

or they basically just him up.

16:00

Vancouver Island away his rights.

16:02

Okay, five days later, The.

16:05

Five hundred pound animal. Was. Back

16:07

in the city limits according to the

16:09

Guardian meeting, he clocked about ninety miles

16:11

a day to get back to where

16:13

he wanted to be often. it's I

16:15

was pretty Florida. Got the email the

16:17

we consider myself there is? That's absolutely

16:19

no way it could be him already.

16:21

that from fishery Officer mortgage van Kirk,

16:23

he was one of the people who

16:25

helped relocate Emerson. But yeah, This.

16:28

Is his home He is are letting

16:30

a Zelda Emerson's vibrant socializes complicated by

16:32

the fact that he's currently molting or

16:34

shutting tissues like Skyn Whiskers which are

16:36

saps a lot of his energy. However

16:38

that in I had our own farm

16:40

sounding whiskers since he's just done this

16:42

a big dirty we don't want to

16:44

put too much extra pressure on the

16:46

mic a seat or does once again

16:48

bag of is obviously want scumbag came

16:50

back down. As you say you're already

16:52

tried it is that a gay marriage?

16:54

you know we must be here and

16:56

officials also dealing with. The public that's

16:58

pushing the limits with a very large

17:01

wild animals because he's a celebrity so

17:03

they're. thinking. They can approach

17:05

the animal or I introduce third dog that is

17:07

not how that works on that's it. No. Is

17:09

this the web or not? They try to pet

17:11

him and was even trying to get a kids

17:13

are touch his nose and tried to put a

17:16

kid on the back for a picture. Are you

17:18

being served as as as a five hundred pounds

17:20

The lime. And. Wanting to bag

17:22

heard that usually never ends well for ease

17:24

of people. Are the an addict lead injuries

17:26

or worse for people are the animals involved.

17:28

You really do like that on I know

17:31

think this is a good idea of the

17:33

guys in touch his nose stuff and now

17:35

one marine biologists and like look at his

17:37

were Emerson lives obviously the speech as everything

17:39

he needs to survive and all he wants.

17:42

Right now he has picked a great spot

17:44

size Germany's going to said. It's.

17:46

After moving to say ninety five months of

17:48

the Goes to a Different Beats five days

17:50

later, the same found his way back out

17:53

his eyes out. Essentially a Victorian are easier

17:55

to be, didn't. have

17:57

a huge and see one me but i think mammal

18:00

if it's like look I'm getting laid and it's that

18:02

time of the year wherever you take it it's going

18:04

back to the spot where the ass is yeah yeah

18:06

I think it's just his home and

18:09

it's home he doesn't know why you're moving him

18:11

he doesn't know he's a celebrity and he does

18:13

not want your damn kids touching his nose or

18:15

on his back yeah and he doesn't want to

18:17

meet your dog why would people just assume that

18:19

it's friendly because everyone knows it's there if there's

18:21

a polar bear wandering around Seattle and we

18:23

all give it a name it doesn't make

18:26

the polar bear nice it just means we

18:28

call it a name right yeah now

18:30

we go to a story that happened before the

18:32

WWE event in New York where star Chelsea Green

18:34

appeared to be involved in a situation at a

18:36

hotel she's hot as WrestleMania 40

18:38

was going on Green wrote on X she

18:40

was kicked out of the hotel after being

18:42

accused of being an escort because

18:44

of what she was wearing she

18:47

says quote man one night you're wrestling at

18:49

Barclays Center have the time of your life

18:51

the next thing you're being kicked out of

18:53

the fairmount and accused of being an escort

18:55

because of your outfit life is funny maybe

18:57

next year I won't celebrate WrestleMania weekend at

18:59

the Plaza Hotel speaking of Victoria they also

19:01

have a fair amount we have one down

19:03

the street yeah we do very fancy schmancy

19:05

hotel yeah it's kind of with their notes

19:07

stand at a fair amount in Toronto the

19:09

former women's tag team champion explained to TMZ

19:11

Sports that she went with a friend of

19:13

the Plaza Hotel champagne bar for a drink

19:16

before they were going out to a Broadway show she

19:18

said they were asked to leave because they were not

19:20

guests of the hotel Green said

19:22

another patron saw the ordeal play out and

19:24

invited her and her friend and security yelled

19:26

something like we aren't playing your

19:29

games and we know what you're doing

19:31

here she said she believed

19:33

security thought she was an escort she

19:35

added that she was embarrassed over the situation and when she

19:37

tried to go to the desk to speak to a manager

19:39

about the issue security guards allegedly chased

19:42

her down and told her to leave she

19:44

said when she was finally able to speak

19:47

to someone security guards laughed off her claims

19:49

the pro wrestler said she's confident surveillance footage

19:52

was gonna back up her story fair

19:54

amount of hotels which manages the Plaza did

19:57

not respond to comment Matt

19:59

Cardona screens husband who recently made

20:01

a surprise appearance on all elite wrestling's collision joked

20:03

I thought I was bad when they allowed a

20:05

10 year old to check in without his dad.

20:08

That's a good call back out of him. Gradyen

20:13

was a tag team champion with Sonya

20:15

Deville but after an injury Piper Nevin replaced her

20:17

as tag team champ. So

20:19

there you go on that. So that's that's

20:21

that's a different kind of way to be

20:24

kicked out of some place. Right the assumption

20:26

that you're a hooker. Like I'm not well

20:28

the way you're dressed is the way she

20:30

dresses. Well and you know she plays a hot chick you

20:32

know kind of a mean girl of the WWE

20:34

and even then like when it comes

20:36

to scantily clad one she's not even up there with

20:38

the with the scantliest of clad and two I can't

20:40

I can't see her wearing that just in her in her

20:43

every days either. Did you see the picture supposed to

20:45

with it? No I did not. She's in

20:47

like a mini dress heels

20:49

and like a short top and then I

20:51

guess she had that's her boyfriend's blazer over

20:53

top of it or whatever. Also

20:55

this just tells me if you want high-end escorts in New

20:57

York you go to go to that hotel. It's enough of

20:59

a problem where they're kicking

21:02

out people who aren't working. Yeah she

21:04

is uh she's easy on the eyes. I've

21:07

never seen her before then Mike showed me a picture of

21:09

my yeah if she's a

21:11

prostitute she's getting our money. That's basically my position.

21:13

I think if I were at that bar and

21:15

I heard that I'd be like wait a minute

21:17

ma'am ma'am I'm sorry this happened to you. Side

21:20

question are you actually a

21:22

prostitute and if you are how much? Right. She's that good.

21:24

Yeah then I'll get my ass kicked. So Saturday I witnessed

21:27

a couple get escorted out of a bar that I stopped

21:29

into after I got done playing a little golf. I'm like

21:31

you know what I'm gonna stop get some food get some

21:33

chicken wings just relax for a minute

21:35

it's a nice sunny day. Yeah. It's gonna hang out

21:37

get a beer chill out for a little bit. So

21:40

couple beside me. Now the woman is doing that thing

21:43

where she has turned the bar stool all the way

21:45

so all I see is her back and back of

21:47

her head but she's still kind of in

21:49

my space a little bit all right which is which is

21:51

annoying as hell because it's like I got hair flipping at

21:53

me I Got you know her scooting back,

21:55

you know she's got like stuff in my friend, my front

21:58

area and I'm going to go, but they're going. And

22:00

apparently they've been there for a while. Okay

22:02

I find is that after by giving them

22:05

for like to Napa valley like yelling at

22:07

each other that well the ah apparently she

22:09

wanted to break up with this guy of

22:11

him but they were in sound from San

22:13

Diego. From what I understand our rights are

22:15

educators way to happen. I felt so I

22:18

don't know what was going on but he

22:20

seems like just you gotta stop you gotta

22:22

stop the gonna stop and and he gets

22:24

raises don't I really didn't hear. Too.

22:26

Much of what's going on but either way

22:29

like now they start to get louder. Ours

22:31

has couple of arts and are different. the

22:33

everybody on the one the closest person to

22:35

them and this guy says something really inappropriate

22:38

comments, whatever the deal of humor borderless. I

22:40

do basically remember what one might evolve. The

22:42

c word and a couple of things are

22:44

is one way to guarantee to break on.

22:47

So I'd I leaned forward little bit. I

22:49

got a buddy said go easier or take

22:51

it outside or job out there is considered

22:53

a table because no one wants to to

22:56

us and that's. Going to Zero miles

22:58

among an honorary from Missoula hundred. Miles

23:01

on telling you that what you said is

23:03

inappropriate or way I'm going on for twenty

23:05

minutes and she is trying to to calm

23:07

him down and and and do that stuff's

23:09

and sidner and to see myself What does

23:12

he said You would you say that. He.

23:14

Said stop eavesdropping on the conversation as if

23:16

I can hear your conversation or just her

23:18

were you just said design spoke up until

23:20

doctor like that in order mean for so

23:23

I turned around pilots me because she's as

23:25

midseason me the entire time of it was

23:27

the one who's so there's a bartender ah

23:29

goes and eight they i don't have a

23:31

word settings tab or whatever the deal as

23:33

as he didn't stop or they're looking see

23:36

him as a drive I don't know but

23:38

like two or three of them have club

23:40

near the-racer and now he's ruined one. Sold.

23:43

One guy goes are a lot He said

23:45

you need to cash out know you did.

23:47

you need to get a lot of is

23:49

like I already gave you my card a

23:51

Jagged. it's fairly. He paid for an initial.

23:54

Set. On maybe an hour

23:56

ago but Aids is kept piling on

23:58

the the drinks afterwards or another that

24:00

number two sides are so. I

24:03

get to the point where he likes the

24:05

news guy over here your he tried to

24:07

get Vols in the conversation. I put my

24:09

hat off and I took my glasses off

24:12

or get other. Take my jacket off and

24:14

I'm I'm on the Marcus and humbling to

24:16

jail right now. I'm just I'm going to

24:18

ominous hundred silver flat brimmed hat wearing a

24:20

helmet. knocked him out California? Guess so. He

24:23

stands up and immediately takes out his wallet

24:25

and he starts throwing money. At.

24:28

The bartenders. From. We

24:30

got money and throne and why does she want

24:32

to break up with this guy doesn't translate. that's

24:34

how he's gonna pay for hub I'm guessing by

24:36

throwing money at each so he's actually throws a

24:38

twenty and me scores I snatch it given to

24:40

the bar a year out attempted zip me I'm

24:43

saving myself I have another guy have a buddy

24:45

holding me back down elect our as you're not

24:47

gonna do not going to go to jail and

24:49

now and eventually they came over the mans like

24:51

you need to leave now and she's at how

24:53

jailed in a job that us as ah than

24:55

those other they get a scoreless on I'll be

24:58

damned citizen stand there like in the doorway. And

25:00

it's any this conversation is like on are

25:02

like a bar and restaurant for another out

25:05

and fifteen minutes. Elated! they just as you

25:07

can still hear them. Like. Everybody in

25:09

there. Could. Still hear them outside

25:11

because the doors open. It's rest. It's a

25:13

sunny day so that a bad do it.

25:15

Another person has to go out there like

25:17

one of the cooks a big dude and

25:20

say you guys the to get outta here

25:22

you need a We've had good audio and

25:24

go somewhere m know it's bad when I

25:26

read the books walk down the road how

25:28

much Omar.like this guy was a large meant

25:30

death in a he's he's making very good

25:32

chicken wings. He went to use his class.

25:34

Dismissed Oh my god I sorted out It

25:37

took me like. Fifteen minutes to

25:39

combat that close ally was so pumped up

25:41

and ready to jump. This guy is it

25:43

was my adrenaline to gonna go down some

25:45

I think. Another double yeah fix any to

25:47

Canada and hunted down at a nursery. Another

25:50

double. They were still out and I'm like

25:52

I'm still walk out there and not this

25:54

guy is set him up. I did I

25:56

do need of assistance after I call. It

25:58

was like all. The eternal squared up

26:01

on you know like ah man like I

26:03

wouldn't drop the i would not do this

26:05

I'm just so mad right now it's doesn't

26:07

know where you could be my as an

26:09

enemy and is pure just anger based on

26:11

the conversation your that I remember feeling that

26:13

ones have been damaged my nose broke all

26:15

the time so I had pal or day

26:17

I have I trust I'm not that bad

26:19

of a lot more might have not been

26:21

and guess I still had a cast as

26:23

bread at the base. your so confident that

26:25

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26:27

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26:29

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begins in this is a men's

27:10

room with miles and through osmosis

27:12

I suppose you to get banned,

27:15

fired or itself. So six eight

27:17

over Iraq alone days welcome to

27:20

the men's room. Ah

27:23

ah ah. Okay,

27:25

I gotta I gotta triple played for

27:28

yes. My

27:30

wife and I go out a fair

27:32

amount around Seattle. So the first story

27:34

as we went on a bowl party

27:36

on Lake Union and midway through the

27:38

bowl party some girl drake way too

27:40

much. She was cute and in a

27:42

garbage can add so they actually had

27:44

to pull the boat over. And

27:47

ladder off the boat so she got

27:49

kicked off or drinking too much. I.

27:53

Love the bonus to had been and

27:55

league union as it's small and as

27:57

off the boat yeah. But

27:59

yeah, so. We pulled up the

28:01

day I kept in, said hey, we gotta

28:03

pull over, we gotta get this girl of

28:05

the both So there was that yeah mess

28:07

waiting for her. So the second story after

28:10

we went to the bowl party, read on

28:12

for like eleven thirty and we went to

28:14

Cowgirls in downtown Seattle New. And

28:17

as we are waiting in line the

28:19

bouncers off some guy our who drank

28:22

too much and he a peppers or

28:24

spray to my dad because he was

28:26

laying on the curb to cry in

28:28

the people were stepping over. The

28:31

Zones good luck. Is. So that's

28:33

the second story. So after after cowgirls

28:36

Cowgirls goes the to and so he

28:38

went down the street to the monkey

28:40

lost their up in some four. And

28:43

a monkey lost some girl was.

28:46

On something and she was. Sad.

28:48

The next to us in her shirt

28:51

fellow been in my life like closer

28:53

to the was hung up on or

28:55

piercing. And

28:58

then she started dancing on is

29:00

all like licking the pole. And

29:03

security said are, I do.ago So in

29:05

one night we were to three different

29:08

places and watch three of her depot

29:10

get kicked out and do the both.

29:12

a little crazy. Not that against Taveras,

29:14

I don't know. I see more sense

29:17

like democracies. Me it's. Own answer far

29:19

as a woman during to get thrown out

29:21

of their. People

29:24

just can't handle it. It's. A

29:26

It's good to be a younger crowd pursuer.

29:28

Yeah, be they have they get up a

29:30

damn from a stage. It's like people to

29:32

not handling. Of people smack

29:35

a girl in the back component like

29:37

Martha Burrow. yeah I mean I have

29:39

a say it it's not that they're

29:41

doing, I just feel like homeowners it's

29:43

a place like on the biggest be

29:45

was gonna lose were soon as you

29:47

walk in there's a there's a huge

29:49

testosterone oil roof. A. Daves. Let

29:51

me ask you this he said as one

29:53

girls dancing and research Lysa got hung up

29:56

on a piercing and a White House. Was

29:58

this review Upset with White Close. The shirt.

30:01

A little bit dirt on it. a little

30:03

version of food Something A my baby Letter:

30:05

Be there Davis, You Have you ever been

30:07

kicked out? Are banned from anywhere. Now.

30:10

Now how do I need? I am utc

30:12

three my wife city to and we we

30:14

party responsibly but we get a see a

30:16

lotta crazy people. I mean don't get me

30:18

wrong we drink a lot of bed down

30:21

to never gone up on a number but

30:23

never your life. Not twenty one year old

30:25

is. Nevertheless, no,

30:27

no, I'm I'm a pretty responsible drawn

30:29

out and say I saw on I'm

30:31

not happy with Down the Monkeys often

30:33

as I went on. As usual, coffee

30:36

mugs is responsible don't. Ride

30:38

on on Dallas there are some entered

30:40

the number one dad normally cramping symptoms

30:42

worthwhile responsible for met most of the

30:44

times I've been kicked out of probably.

30:47

Forties. And fifties. And

30:49

army was in my twenties and reads a lot

30:51

harder. You go absolutely mad like any one of

30:54

the ponies been on. recall really get booted out

30:56

of places. And get dental and out

30:58

and but somehow in my forties and fifties

31:00

I have been kicked out of multiple voices

31:02

wondered how in Sacramento as are far in

31:04

a bar this or remain nameless. They were

31:06

done locally were decent in Sacramento the liver

31:09

to spend the night and they waited to

31:11

the morning their legs and weird gives and

31:13

here's the a blackout drunk so I have

31:15

no idea what happened. thought about the phone

31:17

in the room rings was to me is

31:19

never good signing sites. Okay, something

31:22

about. Hello! Is

31:24

this Mr. Hill said he hi. This is

31:27

General Manager I. Could. You come down

31:29

to beat me this morning. So now

31:31

this was yep. Oh it was the

31:33

g undertone. Oh now and again. I

31:35

have no idea what that was and

31:37

so off. Or as a lot to me

31:39

like thirty minutes. Man go I got like sour

31:41

get a cup of coffee, I'm feeling robbed or

31:43

hey, take the time. They were very cordial and

31:46

I went down Pullman's private room. She was very

31:48

kind of issues. wait for me like free down

31:50

on I wasn't odds of. What? Happened

31:52

skills so I don't know the entirety of

31:54

it, but I do know that it was

31:56

a rather large servants descendants on and I

31:58

gulliver dad, when are we. The idea probably

32:00

to annul remember as a do i need

32:03

to stay to different hotels you that as

32:05

that would be best. Okay. No

32:07

problem of is not for me then I'd

32:09

call the wives as a had made didn't

32:11

grab American Express you handbook many different hotel.

32:14

What's wrong with hotelier that have nothing? One

32:16

of the element of admin kicked out like.

32:18

why is that? I don't know. I mean

32:20

I black out drunk. I didn't do anything

32:23

good. I can tell you that I'm so.

32:25

but I said let me clarify that one

32:27

Oliver does like I don't know it'll but

32:29

but I have to believe that many dogs

32:32

allied something out of character for me. I'm

32:34

just saying. I can't remember I was like

32:36

that drunk. She. Was not super police but a

32:38

say the never know though. That. Was

32:40

the worst part? Enormous was like we're not in

32:42

the past four years. Kid with Tiger Zero day

32:45

to do your parents and add the are facing

32:47

your parents if the cops behind your guess is

32:49

terrifying and book and I'm a phone like I'm

32:51

gonna call my wife and I Gotta be arms

32:54

about this. Yeah so. She.

32:56

Was mad. But. She couldn't get

32:58

super mad because I know story to tell her.

33:01

Alabama I do in home at one

33:03

hundred to deter it or not that

33:05

I don't remember what the hell out

33:08

of the last night and it was

33:10

bad enough and that take that of

33:12

Obama. That's all I did so I

33:14

really don't know she was not weeks

33:16

by my side. I been added to

33:18

data places by never been at as

33:21

far as being banned. One still burns

33:23

me the most is when we were

33:25

in Baltimore. Those that a takeout place

33:27

man and a had great pizza. They

33:29

are snobs. Hot subs, grinders, euros. And

33:32

it was that it was a who's who of

33:34

all the delivery so that you would want atypically

33:36

would order from. There may be a couple times

33:38

we definitely on the weekend was an Nfl

33:40

football yes or no lazy Saturday, throw in a

33:43

pizza, get a cheese steak when every a lot

33:45

of Mount Washington beat self. I

33:47

put in order and the owners like twenty

33:49

four dollars. Okay. so

33:52

i have is a fifty hours and

33:54

at that time i did not have

33:56

enough money in my checking account to

33:58

actually cover the twenty three dollars Okay.

34:00

I had cash. That was all I had.

34:02

I had like three fifties. That was my

34:05

money and I needed it until pay. Who

34:07

gives out fifties? I had fifties.

34:09

I don't know. I mean, you get a hundred

34:11

dollar bill before you get a fifty. I had

34:13

four fifty dollars. At a different time. I guess.

34:15

It was. It was weird. So I ordered the

34:18

food. The food's twenty three dollars. The guy shows

34:20

up and I'm like,

34:22

here's fifty bucks. He's like, I don't have any

34:24

change. And I'm like, well,

34:27

you know, this is... I'm listening to how Ken... That's like

34:30

double the tip on the twenty three

34:32

dollars fifty dollar bill, man. I

34:34

was like, can you just come back,

34:36

man, when you're in the area? I'm going to be here all

34:38

afternoon or whatever the deal is. Bring me

34:40

my change, man. I'll tip you out of that. He's like, no,

34:42

man. Can't do it. And I'm like, so I'm going to

34:44

give you fifty dollars for twenty three dollars worth of food. He's

34:47

like, you're either going to give me that money or I'm

34:49

going to take the food back. And I'm like, Jesus

34:51

God. All right. So I'm like, take the food

34:54

back. You know, I'm like one of those guys.

34:57

Well, I'm going to give him fifty bucks. I call him out,

34:59

Washington Pizza. I'm like, you're not going to believe this. Your driver

35:01

just came here. And at the time, the drivers were the drivers

35:03

who worked there, who made the food too and everything else. It

35:05

wasn't like DoorDash or any of that crap. So

35:08

I call up and they're like, you are

35:10

banned. And I'm like, I'll have

35:12

a fifty dollar bill. You just need

35:14

to... Someone need to bring me back change, man.

35:16

I'll tip the guy out. I'm like, no, you

35:18

are forever banned from out Washington

35:20

Pizza. You were forever banned for that. I was

35:22

forever banned for that. So then, like, of course...

35:25

I mean, is there more to the story that

35:27

we're not hearing? No. I swear to you. The

35:29

flash is tired. I heard someone in the room.

35:31

I didn't say anything. I just said, hey, I was

35:33

trying to be as convenient as I could. Sure.

35:35

You're in this area. You're going to drive by this

35:37

road. You can stop and bring me to change.

35:40

I trust you with a fifty. Yeah, I'm giving you

35:42

a fifty. I'm trying to just bring me back to

35:44

change. Not a big deal. No, no, no, no. So

35:47

I called up and told him, like, you're banned. So

35:49

we goes by. And I'm like, so now

35:51

my girlfriend's over. And so

35:53

we want to order food. So she

35:55

puts his in this long order. And he's like,

35:58

all right, with your phone number. She gives her phone number. All

36:00

right, what's your address? Put some of my address.

36:03

Oh no, the feta dress is bad. I

36:06

mean like, she was on the phone for like

36:08

five minutes. Thank you man. And she's like, all right, can

36:10

I just come and just, can we

36:12

come and pick the food up? He's like, no, you're banned.

36:15

You can't eat it. I couldn't even go there

36:17

and get the food. Because I even tried, I

36:19

was like, look man, I said, even at the

36:21

time when I called him right after that, after

36:23

the incident, I said, I will drive to your

36:25

location. I will hand you the $50. I

36:28

want my food and then could you give me

36:30

the change and then I will tip the driver

36:32

accordingly. No, you can no longer come in. You

36:34

are bad. And

36:37

I'm like, damn, this is like my one to go

36:39

place. This is the place that I can count on

36:41

when I'm f'ed up and I just want to get

36:43

some food over to my house. And

36:45

I couldn't figure out what the fury was. I

36:47

couldn't figure out. Did you ever piece together exactly what made

36:50

them so angry? The guy was just mad at me. Because

36:52

he wanted me to give him the whole money and just

36:54

say, keep the change or whatever. No. I'm

36:56

like, dude, you don't understand. That's double the

36:58

cost of the order. And I need the money because

37:01

I don't have enough in my checking account to even

37:03

write you a check. Right. So

37:05

yes, trust me. I need every one of

37:07

these dollars. I'll give you five bucks on

37:09

a $23 order, whatever, six bucks. But

37:12

I'm not giving you the rest of the money. I'm not giving

37:14

you $37 as a tip. But

37:18

who does delivery doesn't bring change? You

37:21

know what I mean? I had a cab in Baltimore, did not

37:23

get to that level. But the guy, I don't

37:25

remember what I had. I'd say I had a 20 and

37:27

maybe, I don't know, $8 a ride or something like that.

37:29

But he's like, oh, I can't make change. I

37:31

said, then you just gave me a ride for free. And

37:34

we sat there silent for about 15 seconds. What do

37:36

you know? We had change.

37:38

Amazingly. I mean, back when they went

37:40

to the couple of those experiences where it's like,

37:42

then you gave me a free ride and I

37:44

appreciate that. Yeah. But I bet you you

37:46

have changed when I mentioned I'm about to step out of your cab and not

37:48

pay you. And then all of a sudden, what do you

37:51

know? They reach into the wallet. Boom. Presto.

37:53

And they change. Got it. So,

37:56

that's what it's supposed to. One, don't not have change if you're doing

37:58

delivery. I would assume that happens rather than that. like 80% of

38:00

the time. So I was like back

38:02

then before you said pre-door dash, not everyone's ordering thing

38:04

on credit cards. Most of

38:07

the time it was a cash transaction. I never

38:09

had a delivery guy that could not make a

38:11

change. So about, so three weeks. I mean Miles,

38:13

I know this hurts. But to their

38:15

credit, whether they're right or wrong,

38:17

obviously the band works. You're still talking. All

38:20

right. Oh, they do, they got you. They were

38:22

like, oh, this guy. How can we

38:24

screw him over that he'll be pissed for years?

38:26

I don't think they had caller ID. I really

38:28

don't. OK, so three weeks later. So

38:30

I'm like, the hell with it. I'm going to

38:33

stop by. I'm just going to get some food.

38:35

Right, that's it, man. So. You're

38:38

not determining your food for me. Well, because it

38:40

was close, it's pizza. The pizza was really good.

38:42

I can also get a Philly cheesesteak. If

38:44

I went there, I had food for the next day. Right.

38:46

I mean, it's like I was on the east coast.

38:49

A lot of places we would get sandwiches for

38:51

Chinese joints. This one's just Indian. And then pizza

38:53

don't flip them over. And you

38:55

get pizza as well. And the fries were great. Everything

38:57

was great. So I'm like, all right, I am going

38:59

to go. I'm going to put my order in. Pizza

39:01

fries, cheesesteak, whatever it was, a gyro. Baklava,

39:04

by the way, which is fantastic. Ooh,

39:06

yeah. Anyway, so I call in the

39:09

order for pickup,

39:11

right? OK. So I'm like, all

39:13

right, I got this. So I walk in the door.

39:16

This place is like

39:18

a shopping mall. And

39:20

when you see it from the front, it's

39:22

one story. But if you go around to

39:24

the back, it drops down. And there's a

39:26

backside with two stories. And down

39:29

the bottom is Mount Washington Pizza. So

39:31

I pull around. I

39:34

pull right in front of the door. I walk in.

39:36

And the first guy that I see is the

39:39

guy that came and brought my food,

39:41

who delivered the food for me. He looks at me

39:43

and goes, out. You are bad.

39:46

And I'm like, I can't even get it

39:48

to go. And he's like, out,

39:50

now. He takes off his bib like he puts

39:52

it over his head. Like he's going to beat

39:54

your head. He unties it, man. He starts walking

39:57

around the corner. Out, you out. Damn

40:00

it. You gotta be kidding me. I couldn't even go

40:03

in and pick food up Then

40:06

you're rapping that no, no, you know you out now

40:09

Bad and I'm like, oh my god in

40:11

heaven like I can't I got money Then

40:14

do you have change the food was on the

40:17

counter? You've already made it like I

40:19

can see the order you don't I mean like

40:21

I called it in I am 25 minutes ago.

40:23

I mean, I definitely there's some times I've been

40:25

asked to leave a bar or 20s I

40:29

don't know that I've been banned from somewhere.

40:31

No, I think I'm pretty sure I get

40:33

the Raven Stadium as burn and I after

40:35

a Orioles game Tried

40:38

to like he hopped the fence and went down

40:40

the field grab grass and then when

40:42

he came out the little whatever Whatever

40:44

cops they are two fivers. I don't even

40:46

know if the real cops security guard I

40:48

guess Yeah, they like wrote it down and

40:50

they were like you guys can't come back

40:53

here for a year I mean, we weren't

40:55

Ravens fans. We're like, okay. Yeah, like big

40:57

deal. I think nowadays that'd be a bigger

40:59

issues They probably everything's on your phone Oh

41:01

guarantees. They know exactly but yes technically we

41:03

were banned for a year I mean I

41:05

got I've been banned From one

41:07

spot at a bar that's even harder to get kicked out

41:09

of but yeah I got the ban on

41:11

that one man and then somebody had

41:13

a birthday party there one of our co-workers

41:16

Maybe six months after the ban and

41:18

again right behind my house. So well

41:20

come to the party. I'm like All

41:22

right, man so I basically had to sneak in and I kind

41:24

of sat behind a plant and The more

41:26

restaurant side than the bar side and

41:29

knowing if I walked into the bar, I'm not that they'd throw

41:31

me out instantly I was sitting there like tucked between two plants

41:33

at this table so that no one could see me So

41:36

it was hard to have a good time. Everyone's laughing over drinking and

41:38

all that but the whole time I'm just you know, my head's on

41:40

a swivel. I when I was

41:42

a bartender I banned one dude just

41:45

cuz he also lived in my neighborhood and

41:47

he had done some work with my dad It's like around that,

41:49

you know, I mean like he was he was your typical Neighborhood

41:53

handyman. Okay, so we just who

41:55

knows I don't know what drugs he was in to blah

41:57

blah blah But he still owed my dad some money like

42:00

made a thing about it to the point

42:02

of like i was like nineteen i remember him

42:04

knocking on the door and being like confrontational

42:08

so then one time when i'm bartending he was one

42:10

of those guys have to throw around like a dollar

42:12

bill like it was some great thing thanks

42:14

and he ordered a block russian so

42:16

i gave him a block russian now if you

42:18

know anything about how drugs are made black

42:20

russian doesn't have cream in it's not a

42:22

white russian it's smaller right and he's going

42:24

on and on like all right

42:26

just took the trick away say he's like

42:29

oh whatever but he forgets that i know

42:31

him personally from other experiences yeah he would

42:33

come in like every three months and i

42:35

would just either even if i was in

42:37

the bar you know i'd be like thrill

42:39

him out so i you you bam somebody

42:42

like that guy recognize your face like i

42:44

get it because i've kind of been on

42:46

the other side was like i hated that

42:48

guy so much right was like we would

42:50

always throw him out now but

42:53

i'm just picking up the food and then bib

42:56

comes over the top i'm like this guy's gonna

42:58

physically remove me from the now washington tavern smaller

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bales miles or whatever that was what

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did someone do to get banned fired or kicked out 206-803-ROD