It's the first day back to school after break (itsa SO sad) but at least Mike got to take in a ballgame with his kid!  Then, a blow-by-blow recap of a super-fine white trash dinner party.  Plus: a warning to actually watch something before you comment... and a creepy 1950's guy tells you about phoning for teens.  Sounds like "Trouble"!  This episode is sponsored by Caden Lane: your one-stop shop for all your newborn, infant and toddler apparel. For 20% off your order, head to CadenLane dot com slash TMOS and use code TMOS.  Every time you support our sponsors, you're supporting us. And for that, we're truly thankful!