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Hello, Sarah. Pretty

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good at.

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i'm going

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, in about one i guess i guess that's what my

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mother was

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going around

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Another

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one, welcome back to the Vincent's podcast. Rating

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five stars by fucking no one. I'm joined

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today by Toby. Hello.

1:01

Mason? Hello. and mister Spraggon

1:03

soles himself. Hey, warmly. I'm good. Yeah.

1:05

How are you guys? This is a bit This is a bit. This

1:07

is my boy. Good day. How are you? barely

1:09

relaxed. Fair relaxed. We're back. We're back. We've seen a

1:11

little awesomes without a podcast. It hasn't

1:14

changed. We took a little while to slow down

1:16

there. We went to Tasmania. Yeah.

1:19

That was the last bug cause we did really. It wasn't the

1:21

worst bug in the outdoorsy trip recapping that.

1:23

And since then, we've just been living our lives,

1:25

shooting all kinds of crazy mischief and just

1:27

being misfits. It's Yes. That's

1:30

our name. That is your name. It's

1:32

a funny thing, missus, isn't it? It is. Yeah.

1:34

It's we we tell a line wave. How

1:37

many years ago did we start this? Six years?

1:39

Six years. Well, really six years

1:41

since we all met. Yeah.

1:43

But since this was a thing, what?

1:45

Twenty eighteen. Twenty

1:47

eighteen. But we were all like a big group

1:49

even before that, really. Yeah. The

1:51

shortage A1H1H101

1:54

session. Oh, yeah. Well, that's when we first all play the

1:56

new games. I just got lost on that one.

1:58

Yeah. It'll little picture

1:59

emoji thing. How old were you in that session?

2:02

Like,

2:02

sixteen, seventeen, seventeen, seventeen, seventeen. Yeah.

2:05

You're seventeen, eighteen, seventeen. I felt like didn't

2:07

you turn eighteen, like, when we run into a park.

2:09

Yeah. That park is crazy.

2:11

Yeah. So these two Matt Matt and Swag

2:14

are just sitting in this walking shit hard to tell. Yeah.

2:16

We were in the woods. We saw a deodorant of the

2:18

mirrors. No. You got deodorant, and

2:20

then you broke in. And then you and then you, like,

2:22

flung it in the fucking mirror than

2:24

I was the only Yeah. I was gonna say that you

2:26

hate it. And

2:28

then since then, And then then we

2:30

went to Paris and you ate some chapstick.

2:33

What else have you eaten over the years? Cigarette

2:36

pots was Didn't you eat

2:38

those truffles and fucking Europe as well? Oh,

2:40

and then I spoke on the truffles. Yeah. It's gonna be Well,

2:42

you ate a pizza on the toilet. I remember that. A

2:44

pizza with the James speaking.

2:46

Yeah. Oh, that's what I meant. The space

2:48

game. What was in those space cakes?

2:50

What was the weight? That's just weird. This is

2:52

animals. No. This is very strong

2:54

edibles. wonder if they like, if

2:56

you if you guys went back, I wonder if they

2:58

would still be very strong, dude. Yeah.

3:01

That's true. I had a bad day. You know, because

3:03

I hate one of those gates man, and I

3:05

saw shit, dude. I saw shit.

3:07

Yeah. Well, Mason doesn't really smokey anymore,

3:09

dude. Ah, man. I've moved on. You see?

3:11

Don't We've all matured in many ways

3:14

since those this. This is the business for

3:16

him. How would

3:16

you say you have matured at Toby?

3:18

Oh, you know, well, I used to be a degenerate

3:20

who sits in my room all

3:22

day and streams for twelve hours

3:25

a day. Yeah. Never seeing sunlight. Yep.

3:27

Even when I lived in the Missvitz house with you guys,

3:29

I I, like, didn't even I was in

3:31

my room most of the time. This is gaming. No.

3:33

And now I, like, have a life.

3:35

Oh, you're like, meet people when you're like, meet people and

3:37

I like hang out with people. You have conversations

3:39

that aren't on a podcast. Yeah. Yeah. You used to sit in

3:41

your room and just not talk to anyone. Yep. That

3:43

that was that was what I did.

3:45

And I got a baby coming. Yeah. Yeah.

3:48

Yeah. You're having a normal life. You're starting a family.

3:50

It's crazy because I live in Perth for

3:52

like, you know, three weeks of the month.

3:54

Yeah. And then I spent one week here where

3:57

it's just like I go from like chill family

3:59

life to staying up till

4:01

five AM every morning, playing age of empires.

4:03

Yeah. Let

4:05

me say one week here. You've been here for, like,

4:07

two weeks now. Yeah. I have been here for, like,

4:09

seventeen days or something like that. You

4:12

don't know to be moved states.

4:14

You no longer lives in Melbourne. There's no more mis some

4:16

people still think that we all live in. There's still think that there's

4:18

against you. You too. Because we just wish ever

4:21

Here's the historical boys. Look, the

4:23

ladies and gentlemen. And then

4:25

you know, it just didn't Did the police

4:26

say that even if we wanted to, they

4:28

hated us. Yeah. Fucking hated us.

4:30

We like the plumbing, like, late, and those

4:32

just shit in the neighbor's driveway. Yeah.

4:35

Yeah. There was there was some

4:37

stupid bench filled out upstairs in a

4:39

party and put a hole in the wall. I

4:41

don't know if we ever told that

4:44

was a different that was a Halloween party

4:46

that we had. It was someone primary,

4:47

girlfriend, and she had too much

4:49

to drink.

4:49

She fell down fucking

4:51

steps across the country. Yes.

4:53

I was so pissed off. Yeah,

4:55

dude. You'd be pissed off. How are you? How

4:57

are you? She's on the ground

4:59

like this. like you mean? It

5:01

sounds like you're still holding on to a lot of anger about this,

5:03

given that you called her a stupid bitch.

5:04

She's just a she's just a drunk woman.

5:07

It's wearing a socks off. A

5:08

stupid drunk woman drunk ass

5:10

dude. This should have a stupid truck bitch. We're never

5:12

a stupid bitch. It's like she's pulled

5:14

down the steps and put a hole in the wall.

5:16

Yeah. I actually like nearly went

5:18

deaf in one ear that night as well. Yeah. I

5:20

jumped in the pool. Was that stupid bitch talking in

5:22

your ear? No. No. definitely

5:24

not, though. I fell on the pool, and I

5:26

just hit one side of my ear. And, like, for two

5:28

weeks, I just couldn't hear out of my ear. He fell on the

5:30

pool. And the pool is just a handcuff

5:33

my mate. And how are

5:35

we hank up for you again? It was all nicely.

5:37

He was a classic. That was a costume.

5:40

He won't buy his bum big. I have a

5:42

video of them slam bunching each other.

5:43

And I'm on slippery

5:46

pavement. And so he's he like does

5:48

the splits. Mhmm. He did a fucking

5:50

split. You know

5:50

what? Link. Link. Link. There

5:52

were some good memories of that original Miss Patel.

5:54

Yeah. That's cool. And you weren't in your room the

5:56

whole time. No. We we filmed the four twenty

5:58

video there. Yeah. He made Thomas the

6:00

tank, Tianjin Bong. Oh, yeah. Remember

6:02

that? We did the fucking banshee

6:04

house. We did have a lot of banshee.

6:07

to sink the banshee. ebbu.

6:09

Tell everybody his name was very fun. We had a

6:11

beautiful Christmas. Well, yeah. We had Kaesbauer.

6:14

Yeah. Well, you had Kaesbauer. So

6:17

that plays was COVID ruined it.

6:19

Well, it was Kingsbury straight after the mister Matos.

6:21

Yeah. No. No. That was a great It was

6:23

a period. We should set a

6:25

a time line for all the fans for

6:28

for how it all started. And and

6:30

and what and what really happened? because we

6:32

are so terrible at explaining Yeah.

6:34

We have not a bad job to explain to me as I People

6:36

have no idea what's happening to us, Emma. If

6:38

you know anything about this phones, it's

6:40

when we're funny. two were

6:42

good

6:42

friends and three were really good to

6:44

communicate. Yeah. And four were very

6:46

consistent. Extremely consistent. A hundred

6:49

percent consistently inconsistent.

6:51

Yep. professionally unprofessionals.

6:54

That's right. This is peak YouTuber performance

6:56

right here. Mhmm. Oh, yeah. So what happened

6:58

after, mister Right. Sweet. For the record, I never

7:00

lived at miss Patel. Yeah. Right from day one, I was like, I'm

7:02

not living a fucking gamer house. Made

7:04

a good call. Made a good decision. Well, no. Well,

7:06

not anything again. Yeah. No. I'll I'll say

7:08

always, man. I'll say always. I just figured,

7:10

like, I can just visit you guys often, which

7:12

I did. Yeah. And it worked out great.

7:14

I got a piece

7:16

of it more. We did all the old podcast in the

7:18

middle of town. Yeah. We did. And that's where it's at the

7:20

end. When you were born. on

7:23

the first video podcast. first video

7:25

podcast. Organically, the first video podcast was

7:27

the edibles episode. Technically, true.

7:30

I had a bad thing.

7:31

And I I entered that overnight. The

7:34

guy that we got to enter just

7:36

dropped the ball. And so I I think I I

7:37

think I I had, like, a blun in

7:40

hours. And then I and then I did it for, like,

7:42

six hours, which is late to, like, five in the

7:44

morning. And as

7:44

a reward, manager Ryan Gammier

7:46

a really good bomb. Which I used for,

7:48

like, a solid year too.

7:50

Yeah. I remember that. It broke.

7:53

Yeah. Man, we were so young back when

7:55

we first move to Melbourne's -- It's fresh

7:57

face. -- suit. Sorry. I just

7:59

seen all kinds of shit on the podcast regularly.

8:01

And now we're buying more sophisticated. It's

8:04

still just saying a bunch of dumb shit in the podcast

8:06

regularly. It won't not say regularly anymore.

8:08

Yeah. So it's starting obviously,

8:10

all the online shit. And then we all moved to

8:12

Melbourne in twenty eighteen -- Yep. --

8:14

got the missed returns. And

8:16

then after then, we went to

8:18

LA for an extended period. We did. We

8:20

Schimmer in LA for the second

8:22

couple of months. Right? Was well, that was

8:24

before the house. Yeah. That

8:26

was when I was when older than New Zealand.

8:28

Yeah. We're talking about I'm the one that we

8:30

recorded on the app, the old apartment. The

8:32

one that, like, we thought we were

8:34

in LA as COVID hit. we

8:36

thought we were gonna get trapped in LA. Twenty

8:38

twenty, because we don't they're gonna close the

8:40

borders. Literally, like, February. Oh, just

8:42

swam back. Yeah. Just swam back to

8:44

Australia.

8:44

Yeah. That was that was a tough coal. Yeah.

8:46

So we did miss Fitchows and then that

8:48

lease ended. We couldn't renew the

8:50

lease even if you wanted to. The landlord

8:53

hated us. Mhmm.

8:54

And so we all got her own place --

8:56

Mhmm. -- but

8:56

I did that for a year, and then

8:59

it

8:59

was after that that we

9:01

wanted

9:02

to two keys. Right? Yeah. That was

9:04

in the in the midst of COVID

9:05

just bubbling up. because we had we

9:08

had the office. We had

9:10

a banner first office. We had that for, like, a

9:12

year. Mhmm. And then when the

9:14

misfitness was gone, we still had the

9:16

office. Yep. And then when the office was gone,

9:18

we had, like, a period where just kinda

9:20

working out of Ryantowns. Yep.

9:22

I am. Oh, yeah. True. Yeah.

9:24

Then then we look, it's always been just

9:26

so dusty. Yeah. Then

9:28

we ended up going to at keys.

9:30

Did we ever properly explain this

9:32

to the black keys? Yeah. We've

9:33

talked about keys. And keys was a house that we had

9:35

that we were gonna film content at

9:37

that COVID hit, and the government didn't

9:39

let us enter it. Yeah. We like, it was it was actually

9:41

kinda fire out of town. We just weren't able

9:43

to really be there often,

9:45

unfortunately. So It was a it was a

9:47

legal one like you It was illegal. It was

9:49

illegal to have more than two

9:51

fucking people in a house. Yeah.

9:53

It was made, Chris, and Harvey.

9:55

Yeah. So it was

9:57

it was we paid for, like, a whole

9:59

year long lease at this huge

10:01

place. It was really exciting for content.

10:03

And then the government said, uh-uh. It

10:05

had a shit ton of land. It

10:07

had giant room that we were gonna use.

10:09

Is it a lot of this? We're gonna do it in the

10:11

Olympics. Yeah. We're gonna do a whole Olympics

10:13

thing for for when the Olympics was

10:16

coming out. Yeah. They were what we used

10:18

now. Yeah. It's like it's yeah. There were

10:20

big plans, but this is a period where misfits sort

10:22

of started to go dark. We were

10:24

doing you know, podcast on Discord all the time, and we

10:26

were all I had ran away back to New Zealand

10:28

right away. You were stuck. We had this

10:30

disconnected this fuck then. Like COVID hit.

10:32

Thank you very much. I'll subscribe another

10:34

song. Thank you. COVID hit.

10:36

And I was like, well, this might be the last chance I

10:38

get to see my family for a long time.

10:40

So I'll go see them.

10:42

Yep. And and I also didn't have a

10:44

house then. So I was like, yeah, I just crashed

10:46

at my parents house for a little bit.

10:48

And, yeah, I got there and was stuck

10:50

there for nine months. before I was able to come

10:52

back. By the time I got back, keys for her

10:54

house was done. Oh, yeah. He was supposed to Yeah. He

10:56

was with the last day. He's just

10:58

living the best room

11:00

in the house is empty for the entire

11:02

lease. Toby had, like, your fucking

11:04

master suite with, like, a lawn

11:06

suite the open hug and the

11:08

balconies. Yeah. I just wanted to watch

11:10

women vape while I play in bed. That

11:12

was a vision, man. Yeah. It was a vision.

11:14

Blended time.

11:15

that Toby was able to come back.

11:17

We were, like, filming

11:19

a video

11:20

where we were showing out the house and,

11:22

like, yeah, use what we would have done with Yeah. Yeah.

11:24

And then we go upstairs. And none of us

11:26

knew

11:26

that Toby was back in Melbourne,

11:28

and she met us in

11:30

the room man. That that was supposed to be

11:32

hers. Yeah. Alright. There's a

11:34

there's a couple in times with the misfits. That video

11:37

never came people always ask me about that one. They're

11:39

like, where's the video shrunk off that house you guys

11:41

had? We so much of our content just

11:43

hasn't blanked surface. It's because it

11:45

just wasn't. up to stand. It didn't it

11:47

didn't it didn't really make any sense. Hey, Krishna.

11:49

So we have a lot of confidence that makes

11:51

no sense. So many Tobey's at work.

11:53

it's like but there's

11:55

no context right here. It was

11:57

a dusty time for the misfits. And then

11:59

things decided to change a little bit. You know,

12:02

COVID and good. Everyone, I

12:04

think, in general, kind of, their lives

12:06

got better. Everyone's a little happier.

12:08

ever had started, you know, I don't

12:10

know, maturing in their way. We're not working

12:12

on as I was growing up, doing all kinds of

12:14

cool shit. And yeah.

12:17

I mean, now we will still live in our own

12:19

separate places, but we we still mates. We

12:21

get together. We shoot you guys over the Tazzy video

12:23

recently. Hello? By the way, thanks for autoimmune. Thank

12:25

you. It's fucking cool to see that they enjoyed it

12:27

so much. It was a little

12:29

movie where you were really watching that everybody

12:31

knows. Tazmania. obviously, we did

12:33

the whole podcast covering that, so we're not gonna

12:35

delve deeper than that, but

12:37

it's cool, man. We've been shooting shit again. We

12:39

of, but I do it alone. But enough of all that, we'll

12:42

talk about that later. I'm interested in

12:44

swaggersaws and how you feel you've changed

12:46

as a person since mister Spaghett. Since it

12:48

began, dude, I'm a lap who or

12:50

social. I'm a lot more like in my

12:52

element. I'm a lot more secure. I

12:54

would say that I'm

12:57

in my lane on your lane? Line? Florsheim.

13:00

Florsheim. Yeah. Well,

13:01

honestly, dude, I

13:04

think you changed the line. Yeah. I

13:05

think that's the first began. You're still

13:07

the same. I'm still the same. I'm saying that

13:10

all the cool waves, you know.

13:12

Alright. I haven't I haven't changed for the worse

13:14

or anything. Yeah. I'm not addicted to anything.

13:16

Are you getting pretty old? I am getting

13:18

old. Yeah. You're

13:19

slowly decomposing before us. Thirty

13:21

four now. Thirty four your thirty three last

13:23

week. Okay. Last year.

13:26

swear his age just changes all the time. It's almost

13:28

like he's lying. What? I

13:30

would not worry. Yeah.

13:33

I think you've changed too. You're a cooler guy

13:35

now. Yeah. Mason, I think you're a

13:37

cooler guy as well. Thanks, man. How do you think you how do you

13:39

think you've changed? Mason was a

13:41

literal chime. There were a little You were literally a

13:43

little people, also a bit of a spaz

13:45

back. It's still, like, a little You take

13:47

that. It's I actually

13:49

had a kid. You were you were a new

13:51

science bank. Yeah. Yeah. I was,

13:53

like, I was still, like, in school when I met you

13:55

guys. Yeah. You were. You were so cute. all

13:57

the people in your high school know that you did

14:00

YouTube? Yeah. Dude, I was the cool kid.

14:02

Would you all have shoved youngens

14:04

up to lockers because they threw paper my

14:06

face. Why is that really you? Some kid like

14:08

just a piece of paper at my face. You always used to

14:10

call me Zappos. Oh, I think you're at

14:12

your channel. Yeah. how many more basket So

14:14

how many subs did you have when you were doing

14:16

that? Oh, man. I wasn't that popping. Yeah.

14:18

It was like fifty k. But

14:21

fifty k is pretty good. That's pretty bad.

14:23

Back then. Back then. That was that was a

14:25

big hit, you know. And it's crazy

14:27

to think, like, how, you know,

14:29

back then, like, fifty k, hundred k

14:31

subscribers. That was like a big deal. And now it's

14:33

like, you get a wild subscribers and that's still

14:35

not even a big deal. Like, it's crazy. Like,

14:37

it's a big deal to you. But in the

14:39

grand game of things. It was always

14:41

weird when we were on the come up

14:43

and it was like, what what are the

14:45

questions I always asked my friends

14:47

who like, you know, at what point would you

14:49

consider somebody like a successful

14:51

YouTuber or like a successful entertainer? And

14:53

they always send like a hundred k.

14:55

Right. Yeah. because that was But when you

14:57

hit on a hundred k, you're like This

15:00

isn't this isn't anywhere near. What the Like, it

15:02

just depends. Like, you're gonna make a living with a

15:04

hundred k. of your music office or

15:06

something like that. content. Success is

15:08

your own definition really. I mean, I think

15:10

YouTube is always just comparing themselves to

15:12

others in this fucking

15:13

healthy as healthy as hell. Yeah. But, you know, if you're

15:15

making a living with a hundred gay subs, it's dope.

15:17

It's dope. Yeah.

15:17

It's cool. A hundred subs. A hundred subs. A hundred subs. A

15:20

hundred subs. A hundred. I say a hundred. And

15:22

if you're really dedicated, you can make it

15:24

worse. Yes. A video every second, you

15:26

might just make a living. Yeah.

15:29

You're now you're all grown up, man. I'm a

15:31

grown up man. I go to girlfriend now living

15:33

in Melbourne. You dress way better. I

15:35

dress way better. Pretty good.

15:37

Yeah. So getting up to my

15:39

mishaps every now and then. Yeah. It's fucking cool

15:41

to see, man. If you are a wet trip

15:43

to Tazmania, was it the only with

15:45

the Tangerinee than we thought. You

15:49

went to Tangerine again

15:51

shortly after the video. Man

15:54

is too high. We just like that so

15:56

much. We had to go back. It was so

15:58

nice. Tazoo's beautiful man. That

15:59

that what's it called cradle mount cradle

16:02

mount? I'll never swim in bit of, like, light than that.

16:04

It was a older one. Cold one. That

16:06

was pretty fucking cold. But,

16:09

yeah, I went to go meet my girlfriend's

16:11

grandparents. Yeah. This how was

16:13

that? What a flight? They all this fuck. They

16:15

are pretty old. Yeah. And Yeah.

16:19

They got COVID after, actually. Did they know what you

16:22

do? She one of her

16:24

grandmother has dementia. Oh, so you just

16:26

forget that she minute. If

16:28

you remember it like my channel and stuff

16:30

somehow. That's how that's cute. Thank

16:32

you. So

16:33

what do they think about it? Do they have any

16:35

comments? Yeah. My my grandparents just I mean,

16:37

they respect it, but they have no

16:40

idea. Her granddad's, like, is all into

16:42

the gadget. kinda stuff. Okay. And he's like,

16:44

I'll sound about What did you wanna do? You told me you

16:46

said the gadgets and gizmos. Yeah.

16:48

Oh my gadgets. He's a he's

16:50

a real tank whiz. Yes. He fancy

16:53

that. Gaga

16:56

and Gizmo Grande -- Yeah. -- just

16:58

like yourself. And I'll

17:01

tell him about, like, all this twitch stuff and

17:03

all that. And he's like, he was very interested. So

17:06

Cool.

17:07

it's I mean, you gotta respect it in at the end of the

17:10

day, you know. It's kinda like you're a little entrepreneur.

17:12

Mhmm. Paid in your own way. Yeah.

17:14

Exactly. It's cool. anything

17:16

exciting happen when you went to Tazu the second

17:18

time? It was just

17:20

a chilling. You know, you didn't get, like, any kind

17:22

of disease or anything or, you know, have sex

17:24

with your sister. No. to I'm bolstering the graveyard.

17:26

Oh, yes, you're getting graveyard.

17:28

You did a fucking bagflipped under

17:30

the deck there, bro. And now I've done

17:32

another bag of the fuck man. Cool.

17:35

Yeah. He did. He's dead. He's I

17:37

came to a hole. limiter.

17:40

He should fucking limiter around. We wouldn't

17:42

think Dude, I got a wooden leg

17:44

drawdown, Albert. I'm peg leg.

17:48

yeah Yeah.

17:49

It's cool. Yeah. I mean

17:50

me and Swag went back as well. We

17:52

were on time with my my childhood

17:54

grand. Oh, yeah. You're visiting Malvern.

17:56

Yeah. The first time we'll call him

17:59

Mister Smith. Mister Smith? Smith.

18:01

Oh, you remember? Oh, of course. I

18:03

remember mister Smith. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

18:05

At

18:05

the airport, So

18:08

I'm there with my childhood friend, he's

18:10

in Melbourne. He's visiting. I'm like doing it

18:12

so much fun. You're gonna love Melbourne. He's like, yeah,

18:14

I can't wait. first

18:15

couple of days, all we did was

18:17

hang out at my office and smoke weed and

18:19

then really go outside. And then it

18:22

was like he was offered by

18:24

Ryan Ryan wanted to go back to Pennsylvania for a couple of

18:26

days just as a little vacation. And so

18:28

we honored for, hey, the you and your friend you and

18:30

your friend wanna come. Yep. And so I look

18:32

at my family. I really known for Winko Bank. He's,

18:34

man, he's, like, dude, I'd love to. And I was, like, oh,

18:36

fuck. Well, now I have to. He's fucking wrote me

18:38

into it. And so we

18:39

ended up going back where

18:42

where

18:42

the planes have been booked. Everyone

18:45

gets their boarding pass right before we get

18:47

on the flight. And they

18:48

had no fucking clue what

18:50

his last name was. didn't bleed through

18:52

their ass. So they so they

18:54

fucking put a guy on his first name and then

18:56

last name Smith. Oh, that's Smith.

18:59

Smith. No. is first name. I'm sorry. So

19:01

it's just his first name, which I'm not gonna

19:03

say, because -- Right. -- super identity. Let's just

19:05

say it's the opposite of Smith. Dude,

19:07

He's a very, very

19:09

Indian guy. He's he's very Indian.

19:11

His last name is Knight Smake,

19:14

and it was so painful be obvious. So, like, he

19:16

gets his pants. He's late.

19:18

He's like, dude, someone fucked this up.

19:20

He's freaking out of

19:23

the airplane. because he's, you know, he's, like, the

19:25

only fucking brand guy in Melbourne going to the

19:27

airport. And so, like, we're going through

19:29

and he gets stopped because he's,

19:31

like, oh, we gotta swab you for slowsuits.

19:34

Naturally. Yeah. Naturally. And he was like,

19:36

okay. And they looked through it. They're like, oh,

19:38

mister Smith. Hailey. Yeah.

19:40

I straight up do not believe too. Yeah. Yeah.

19:42

I feel like, you're running good. Just

19:44

go. And then we ended up going to Tanzania.

19:46

Yeah. He found it was beautiful. He's

19:48

never seen, like, you know, like, Australia

19:51

has never and down this hemisphere. Yeah. So it was really

19:53

good. We did a lot. We stayed in the whole

19:55

park and kayaking. We

19:57

went kayaking. that was fun.

19:59

In

19:59

a cold and a cold and a snake that if

20:02

you fell into, it would kill

20:04

you in five minutes. Yeah. You

20:06

go into shock and die. And

20:08

there was also a giant gust of wind. It was very

20:10

windy and it would push you. And if

20:12

it

20:12

pushed you out into the middle, you

20:14

couldn't row back. And row

20:16

you could row back. The dude was

20:18

pretty adamant. He said, yeah. If you get

20:20

past a certain point, you're not pretty you're not

20:22

getting past the whim. And then he said if you're

20:24

out of a chicken and shrimp, you'd have to go

20:26

to the other side of the lake, it'd walk,

20:29

like, twelve kilometers around to get

20:31

back. Jesus. That sounds awful. Sam

20:33

might walk. And, normally, you know, I was like, you

20:35

know, I'm bad. Sam's like fun. we did

20:37

it, and no one died. Lads was

20:39

great. And then And then we decided to go

20:41

mountain biking, which is very fun. You

20:43

know, and and for some fucking reason,

20:45

I thought I Oh, nice little

20:47

mountain trail, like nice little

20:49

bikes. For

20:50

some reason, in my head, I

20:52

thought, oh, it's gonna be a

20:54

nice flat scenic trail. On a

20:56

mountain? It's gonna yeah. That's what it

20:58

is. because I had so

21:01

much weed, dude. And I always

21:03

just like I thought mountain. I was like, oh, yes. You

21:05

went wild to my dude. highest fuck. That

21:07

sounds like a recipe for disaster. I was

21:09

sober, but not that it mattered. because

21:12

when we we we had to go

21:14

up this mountain in, like,

21:15

ATDs, they get dropped off

21:17

with their bikes, and then they just go

21:20

okay, flying. Meet you at the bottom. Yeah. And then

21:22

they just let you fucking go. And

21:24

so, like, no. But he heads down the mail.

21:26

Yeah. Just slowed down by It was very

21:28

muddy. It was so muddy and straight

21:30

to blossom. Yeah. Yeah. He

21:32

loved it. Dude, it's from New Zealand. That's what

21:34

Oh my god. I've done it before. Yeah.

21:36

I have not. It's like really nobody

21:38

in that group should have been going down the

21:40

mountain. It was like it was a beginner slope.

21:43

Right? So this this

21:45

is what I thought. Like, this is completely

21:48

flat new. Like, you're here at the

21:50

bottom. And then there's like intermediate,

21:52

which is up here. Yeah. This was the

21:54

beginner course. Like, right

21:56

underneath the threshold of intermediate. Yeah.

21:58

I mean, it's not about

21:59

how, like, long you have to go down the It's about how steep it

22:02

is and how a bunch of curves. Yeah.

22:04

Dude, wasn't that

22:06

bad? It was that bad.

22:09

Good. because you didn't even, like, fuck

22:11

up at the I I cop way down or

22:13

you fucked up right at the stop. It was It was making you

22:15

training like a flat bug. Yeah.

22:17

so lost with this story. He fella.

22:20

He fella. So we're I we're

22:22

up on top. We're we're at least on

22:24

tease a snowman. No. No. It's like Fucking

22:27

bike. You open your ears. Dude, I'm

22:29

I'm just enjoying this lovely

22:31

scenery. fucking oyster.

22:35

We're the we're the top of this

22:37

mountain. Wait. My friends

22:39

in front of me, people are behind

22:41

and my friend's showing slow. I'm picking up speed.

22:44

Like, I

22:44

go, yeah, I'm gonna hit the brakes a little bit.

22:46

I hit the brakes, and I'm not

22:48

slowing down and so I do a little bit tighter and then

22:50

I'm slowing down a little bit more and my friend's

22:52

pretty much going like a snail's

22:55

pace in find me. And I don't wanna hit him because we're on

22:57

like this mountain

22:58

trail. Then, like, maybe

22:59

five feet to the left is, like,

23:01

just drop off

23:03

cliff Yes. Like that goes down

23:05

ten meters and then it's a cliffside and

23:07

then another fifteen meters. And so

23:09

I'm being very cautious

23:11

and so I break

23:14

And before I know it, I'm

23:16

over my hand, so you're front brake as well.

23:18

front brake. Over right over

23:20

the handlebars, you think. Where do I have only shoulders

23:23

skidded length. I was pretty close

23:25

to the edge. I wasn't like halfway over,

23:27

but I was close enough to nearly shit

23:28

my pants. And so

23:30

I like, I'm just going, like,

23:34

going, the wind the wind

23:36

the wind wind

23:38

completely knocked down at the end of me. I was, like, hopping on

23:40

the mountain this morning. I just heard a scream and then I heard

23:42

I saw this all birds. Yeah. It's

23:45

definitely the mountain. Are you sure so

23:47

respond to my leg was fudge

23:49

and like. And so a lot of

23:51

people behind me, like,

23:53

stop. They're like, are you okay? And then some

23:55

people, you know, ahead of us, like, gone

23:57

through bike ran up the trail.

23:59

You okay. Holy shit. Set me

23:59

up. Man,

24:01

well, Ryan's assistant was there.

24:03

And he's like, holy shit's way. you

24:05

a game that his girlfriend, Maria, comes

24:06

over. She goes, oh, let me help you out. And

24:08

so she puts

24:09

the bike. She takes the bike, and she leans it

24:11

against the boulder. and

24:13

then a big rock. It's like

24:15

the size of my fucking

24:16

head rolls off this boulder

24:18

and right onto her foot. Oh,

24:20

like, directly onto her toes as

24:22

a nurse. And and then it rolls off and

24:24

she just goes, oh, oh, and then it was a

24:26

new case just again. that she

24:28

goes to walk. She's like, oh, this is bad.

24:30

We're on the top of this

24:32

fucking mountain. There we no.

24:35

I'm under the impression. Nobody has a

24:37

telephone. They gave us wristbands

24:39

that had an emergency contact

24:42

number and I was under the impression. Nobody had their

24:44

cell phone because nobody wanted to get their cell phone

24:46

money. Right? And so

24:47

we start walking down

24:49

this muddy trail. I can't

24:52

go on the bike. Maria can't go on the bike. So we're just

24:54

descending, like, slipping and

24:56

sliding on his mind, going around these corners. And

24:58

as we're going down, I'm like,

25:00

this

25:00

shit is winding and turning. I'm like,

25:03

if if if I didn't, like, hurt

25:05

myself then and there, it could have been

25:07

so much worse. You had a lot of a

25:09

lot of sharp turns to go. It was

25:11

not here. You fell over on the flatest part.

25:13

Yeah. because I would've fucking died. I

25:15

would've died. Ryan. Ryan

25:17

was supposed to go down the hill, dude. Manager Ryan

25:19

was supposed to go down the hill. And the

25:22

Oh, I recognize you do a better than you. I think you

25:24

have a bad coordination with

25:26

extreme sports. remember when you

25:28

skateboarded. I do. I Yeah. This is

25:30

an accusation, but you remember when you felt that skateboard

25:32

with Tony Hawk and Darron just Oh. You

25:34

did not just bring that up. I don't think that suited

25:36

to exchange well suited. I

25:39

think that Ryan

25:43

could have gone to

25:45

and no problem. The only reason Ryan

25:48

couldn't go up that mountain is because

25:50

there was a staff. He had him smoking

25:52

a bong right before in

25:54

his form. He walked into his form. They're like, oh,

25:56

where's this guy? He just paid for everything. Let's go let's

25:58

say, like, get him suited up. Yeah. And they walk

25:59

you on the go, hey, is everything and, like, you just you

26:02

belong in the

26:02

hand, look at it. And I'm, like, I'll just be a moment. They're,

26:04

like, you can't go well. You're not going up. You know,

26:06

it's, like, then you were also extremely

26:09

high. And was everyone else.

26:11

Yeah. It's been a nice smoke.

26:13

Mountain biking is a pretty sketchy

26:15

thing to do the

26:16

first time we do it. because

26:18

it is, like, you you just Dude,

26:21

we just stepped down a fucking mountain. When we

26:23

went kayak it we went kayak it

26:25

after the mountain biking.

26:25

And when we did We talked to the dude that was

26:27

sending it off. He goes,

26:28

oh, you went mountain biking. Where'd you go? He told

26:30

him, and he goes, oh, yeah. Like, a

26:32

month ago, someone died there. when someone

26:34

gets straight up die. At least I think these are, like, three people that

26:36

died there in the time that have been open or something. Yeah.

26:39

You know, like, the lunch three months.

26:41

That's Oh, what a month,

26:44

baby? You ruined everything that day

26:46

before days since last accident time, and we just

26:48

saw the zero going up, like, as we arrived.

26:50

And to do the dude who checked me out when we

26:52

went down because he was like, yeah, I

26:54

legally have to, like, check you and make sure

26:56

you're good. And he was

26:58

just, like, can you

26:58

believe it's my last day on the job? I was

27:00

like, really? He goes, yeah. If if, you know,

27:02

to you know, if if this happened, a

27:04

day after you, know, you

27:06

probably have to, like, go to a high school. I was like, oh, that's

27:09

great. I wanna see

27:10

Smygasol's try surfboarding

27:12

next. And then maybe somebody was going white

27:14

boarding with some shit. They're all white putting in the

27:16

sand. I put me on a jet ski or

27:18

something, dude. Somebody would like a jet ski. Well,

27:20

one of those focus

27:23

on. You got a jet ski. You'll do it on a jet

27:25

ski. on a jet ski. If you get

27:27

me on, I'll do it I'll do it over there. What

27:29

does you with bathrooms and keep

27:31

hurting yourself? man. Just

27:33

recover and repeat. Recovery

27:36

and repeat. These guys are bad at extreme

27:38

sports. What

27:40

the pace recover and repeat actually reminds me, I

27:42

had a friend role as younger who was a

27:44

competitive mountain biker. And

27:46

he was he was recovering

27:48

repeat. Like, it was just It

27:50

seems like every fucking race he did. He would come

27:52

back with, like, a severe back

27:54

injury or, like, a broken leg or a broken arm

27:56

with something just being a

27:58

cause for months and then back out there. Yeah. It's like let's say,

28:00

well, doesn't kill you, make you stronger. Yeah.

28:02

That's he's made entirely of titanium

28:04

now. Yeah. Straight. you

28:08

dropped your oyster. Oh,

28:10

I've never broken a barn. Neither.

28:13

Mhmm.

28:13

Kind

28:15

of the hairline frac you

28:17

fracture your hammer. The

28:21

fuck. So I

28:25

send my client. like

28:27

a it was like a furniture then it got worse because I

28:29

kept walking on it, and I didn't know it was furniture and I

28:31

had to be in a canes for, like, three months. I mean

28:35

so

28:35

fucking black, and then I walked down my casked

28:38

for, like, two weeks. And then

28:39

just for fun. Because it was

28:41

so fun. Do the crutches you so bad. I asked

28:43

this guy Yeah. I tried your crushers. They too.

28:46

Under my arm like, under my arms was

28:48

hurting for, like, four days. I know they were having

28:50

crushers. If I stop my toe as well, I just hopped

28:52

around the house. screwed around on my

28:54

computer chair easy as I The

28:56

ones that you had were weird, they were like they were like

28:58

so old school looking. I'm used to one.

29:00

So that's They around your house. Are you still away?

29:02

Are you still the Wall Street? Yeah. The

29:05

Wall Junior, the fucking cerebral

29:08

palsy? you know. So I'm not quite

29:10

at that level, but You couldn't be with a little

29:12

bit of frankness. You should have like

29:14

what? Speaking of being declared a

29:16

queen died, gonna

29:24

be a while since she this comes up. I heard that she

29:26

died recently. I heard that she

29:28

was reincarnated as Tricia Pateis'

29:31

baby. So she was saying Nice. Yeah.

29:33

So Trisha Pears had a baby, like,

29:35

after the queen died? Well, like, her

29:37

her stomach dilated or something.

29:39

Whatever the Yeah. Yes. Tell me, I mean, in a while, you

29:42

talk some pregnancy terms. So, like so,

29:44

basically, if you don't know how pregnancy works --

29:46

Yeah. I have questions. -- to basically,

29:49

the the tummy the tummy dilation. The tummy

29:51

is ready to go yeah. Ready to go right through

29:53

the, like, the the doctors call it

29:56

a naval Okay. But it's more

29:58

commonly referred to as the belly

29:59

button. So if that's

30:00

okay. out the belly button canal. So it'll dilate and

30:03

then, like, the child would be pushed through the

30:05

belly button canal? and

30:07

and it'll be covered about It'll be covered like a

30:10

slim film of slime and goo.

30:12

Okay. Interesting. Can I FaceTime and Lisa and get

30:14

you to explain this to her? Oh,

30:16

shoot on, you know. The nurse told her something completely different. Yeah.

30:18

Well, it's fine. It sounds like you'll be misinformed. Yeah.

30:21

He's a doctor. Because tell why his bow tie

30:23

is stupid changes. Don't

30:26

crust mainstream fucking big pharma

30:28

man. Man, you know how they should

30:30

sit down. Churchill Payless just had to steal

30:32

the queen's moment. dish.

30:35

And still the queen. She didn't. Oh, she didn't.

30:37

the queen lived at Marlboro pretty well. The queen

30:40

didn't live at Marlboro, and then Tricia Pate has

30:42

been BLOM lately. I'm also having

30:44

baby. Think of all the depressed corgums. Three babies.

30:47

Yeah. Broad corgums. dogs.

30:49

dogs. dogs are down so bad right now.

30:51

and do stock. Do

30:53

stock. Which one? Swatch. Swatch.

30:55

Swatch. One stop. My DRAM went

30:57

down last week. You're watching my theory.

30:59

New theory. The Queen was so heavily invested.

31:02

I sold it, man. The entire theory of

31:04

economy was sometimes coming back to the Queen. five

31:06

dollar Aussie notes. say going up in value, so true -- I'm telling

31:08

you about all your coins. They're gonna be with ten bucks.

31:10

We were having a conversation at a

31:13

party last night about when

31:16

is the royal family? It's not gonna be like so uncool that just no one even

31:18

wants to be the the leader anymore. Yeah.

31:20

I'm waiting for, like,

31:23

this new guy, King Charles to die, and

31:25

then for, like, the new young hip,

31:27

King William to come in and say,

31:29

guys, Royal

31:30

Family NFTs.

31:33

You know, it's just the

31:35

queen. q r code of the queen. She

31:37

pops up like a hologram on your phone.

31:39

She goes,

31:40

Oh, by day. You show so.

31:41

You you you you yeah. And

31:43

then when she, like, spells the whole life.

31:45

What who are the the

31:47

grandchildren of the royal family right now. Who are the young ones that are gonna grow

31:49

up to be fucking leaders of the kingdom? I

31:51

I'm shocked, isn't it? Yo, dude. I'm

31:53

a guy, dude. I'm a Mary. and

31:55

I'll give a fucking Well,

31:58

we were talking about how likely There are

32:00

some, like, newborns. Right? The royal family.

32:02

Yeah. Sure. Like, five year old. Right? Yeah. James, these

32:04

I don't fucking know. That's why I lost you.

32:06

They can make make it make more kids at

32:08

the moments notice. They call it

32:10

through Kaizumi's then boom. I just feel like these people are,

32:12

like, going to, like, posh private

32:15

school and all of

32:17

that classmates like, yeah, the royal family's cringe. And they're just gonna not

32:19

wanna be fucking king queen. And they're I

32:21

don't know. I don't think I could turn down being the

32:23

queen. If you were if if you

32:25

it's execute all those people when they're older. Yeah.

32:27

Would you, the engine reflect, do you deny

32:29

it being that? Right. No. I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

32:31

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. like, good. So, like, good.

32:33

So, like, good. So, like, be

32:35

sure about this, man. what the silly little ginger guy

32:38

did. The silly little ginger. What's

32:40

his name? Harold Harris.

32:44

French Harry? I'll have Or that's

32:46

that's the key to No. That's not the key. No. That's not the

32:48

key. I'm just the prince Harry's

32:50

red gig. the ranking guy. It was, like, no. I

32:52

don't wanna I don't wanna be king. I don't wanna be

32:54

king. I wanna I wanna date this actress.

32:56

Right. Oh, yeah. Meghan Markle. Meghanghan suits,

32:58

by the way. He's on top. Very

33:00

soon. Isn't that weird? She never wore a suit, though, in

33:02

suits. Is she? I'm sure she probably wore a suit at

33:04

least. She just wore sexy dresses the whole time.

33:06

Thank you very much. What does

33:08

that mean? You're on a you're on

33:10

a show called suits. Yeah.

33:13

Well, she's wearing She was, like, a pair

33:15

of boots. season one. We get to a

33:17

top. Paralegal. That's a paralegal. What's

33:19

been a real boy or dude? But if if there's

33:21

a paralegal, does that mean there's two?

33:24

Yeah. paralegals too. Yes. I know this

33:26

because there's there's there's a

33:28

paralegals. Teralegals. Yeah.

33:30

If you must know. What? Okay. What is the race you

33:32

have to do with anyone? Dude,

33:35

when are we gonna have it? gay queen.

33:37

Same sex. This

33:40

is a really fantastic movie.

33:42

called favorite about a gay queen. Oh. I

33:45

recommend Why are you saying such things as a gay queen? Well,

33:47

she's not actually gay. She just gets her pussy and a

33:49

bunch by another woman. But, you

33:51

know, he that sounds pretty good. It sounds like It's kind of a game. It's

33:53

kind of game. It's such a

33:55

game. It's a really good movie. It's good. It's

33:57

not gay unless you, like,

33:59

and each other's titties. No. We didn't have a bit of that as well.

34:01

It was actually in the stone. In the stone. Eight the

34:03

queen's post units. And if

34:05

I had slots You would like this movie.

34:07

It's really funny. Yeah. It's actually slocks on. But what?

34:09

Stocks. Stocks? Mhmm. I had to follow-up

34:12

here. He's saying it's only gay if you

34:14

saw it, your son. Oh, yeah. Is that what you

34:16

tell yourself?

34:18

and you fall asleep at night? Yes. You're a cool location. Yeah.

34:20

You're a boyfriend. So

34:23

my boyfriend. He's just a really good name. So it's a

34:25

soccer soccer soccer soccer soccer soccer soccer

34:27

soccer. up. You know

34:30

what? Doesn't matter about

34:32

it. So it's on or off. Wait. What do you mean?

34:34

It doesn't You just said --

34:36

Sounds like a mess. -- some things are just best. Less

34:38

unknown. That's okay to begin. As long

34:40

as you keep your socks on.

34:42

Yeah. What if that outwards.

34:44

I'll give it to all. Yeah. Yeah. I'll

34:46

put it to Gabe by the fall. Can I

34:51

Jesus Christ. Atached Friday, you pulled it away. Yeah. It

34:53

was a brilliant perspective. I'm sorry. Toby

34:56

is starving.

34:58

Queen died. The world's moving on, man.

35:01

Yeah. British British people in

35:03

shambles. Oh. Britain fell off.

35:06

Great Britain. So, hopefully, you're

35:08

gonna Someone gonna have to change the name. They sort of just ran out of

35:10

people to colonize, I think, and then they just

35:12

stopped spreading. Yeah. Shit spreading. And they

35:14

kind of became irrelevant, you know. You know,

35:16

they they should

35:18

try to call and I use the Internet.

35:20

It's like the one who's trying to volunteer. There's a lot from the or the universe.

35:22

With the universe, there's gonna be so many

35:25

colonus pigs the Metiverse just taken up beautiful space. The

35:28

box mom, Zuckerberg, in

35:30

Metiverse. Can you Yeah. You can do anything

35:32

in the Metabrut. Have you guys

35:34

seen that put it to the most, like, work working out. Dude,

35:36

he looks he's signing he looks he's signing in there, but he's got AI

35:38

precision. Dude, yeah. He's maxed out. He's

35:40

got a

35:42

handbook. Well, I

35:42

think he's like thinking all these stocks

35:44

while he's doing it. It's not

35:46

what we're thinking about. I

35:50

don't know, the meeting with congress he has later that week. Mhmm. One

35:52

of these days, he's gonna beat up everyone in congress

35:54

when they ask him some dumb shit about Facebook.

35:58

just gonna get up there and the of That's he's

35:59

for. And then he's gonna eat some

36:02

flies

36:02

with his little tongue.

36:05

Yeah. I'd like

36:07

to imagine that Barb Zuckerberg, whenever he smells

36:09

something really good, his tongue slivers out

36:11

of his mouth, his sports tongue,

36:13

and that he smells the

36:16

air to get more of the more of the

36:18

scent. Yeah. Yeah.

36:20

It's

36:20

like Who do I fucking

36:22

rip off next? I mean, surely he's

36:24

not motivated by money anymore. Right? Like --

36:26

Oh, it's just it's just the shit kick

36:28

in the thrill of fighting. -- fighting said

36:30

it's hate man. What do you mean? Isn't it?

36:33

It's got competition. Hi.

36:35

This this guy Jesus Christ. Jesus

36:37

Christ. Yeah. It says, hey. Dude, madder.

36:39

Who uses it? Jesus Christ.

36:41

Facebook owns Instagram. I go. So

36:43

maybe Yeah. Dude. Instagram's

36:46

Facebook. I haven't heard many complaints about

36:48

Facebook these days. It's not that then it's only for

36:50

old people. What isn't it meta? Is

36:52

it meta? metal? Is that part of me? because Anyone actually call it. No.

36:54

No. Just just read,

36:56

dude. Read. Just read anything.

36:58

I'm just I used to write six pumps. Just

37:00

read anything.

37:02

which is favorite goosebumps book. Don't know.

37:04

It was

37:05

like ten when I wrote them. Yeah.

37:06

Yeah. When was what was the last book

37:10

you read? goosebumps. No. Was it, like, the

37:12

last book? Both front

37:14

of bank book.

37:16

Fuck on their

37:18

goosebumps. Which

37:20

one? No. It must mean, like, I'm so hungry. What

37:22

what is -- What is -- hungry present? What

37:24

is your goosebumps? Can you name any

37:27

So don't worry. Anything that isn't by the

37:29

oral stain? Fuck, didn't you put me on the

37:31

spot here? I'm the same. Last

37:34

night, it looks I really don't see some promise. Oh, yeah. Near Near

37:36

Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near

37:38

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37:40

Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near Near 12I

37:44

mean, he named five books.

37:46

Yeah. Alright. Now you named five

37:48

books. Yeah. It's all you want. Alright. Okay.

37:51

we got a brave new world. We got nineteen eighty four.

37:53

Okay. Let's let's go well, please. handmaid's

37:56

tale. Can you

37:58

read that? What about the what about the

38:00

mental as silent. Yeah. One floor of the cookies. Alright. That saying

38:02

it's good book. Goulag Gokapelago?

38:04

Did you say Goulag Gokapelago?

38:06

Yeah. It might come. It's

38:09

like a famous book. It's like a book about prisons

38:11

in the gulag, and they're just singing a capella.

38:13

No. That sounds pretty nice. The the

38:16

the Pitch slightly off. Yeah. Snowpier

38:18

Alright. This guy was clearly reads.

38:20

Yeah. We get it. You're right. Listing. What a bookworm

38:22

nerd. Try some Doctor Seuss one time. Yeah.

38:24

He should trade him on the bill. Doctor Seuss is

38:26

not fair. He's a racist Yeah. But he said some fire crimes.

38:28

That's true. I've been reading a lot of

38:30

books lately. Yeah. Basically Yeah. Like, I

38:32

read I read this one about

38:34

about a little baby lion that's gonna be king one day.

38:37

Mhmm. Yeah. Have you said the lion king? No.

38:39

It's it's it's

38:42

different. Is it? Yeah.

38:44

No? I read it to a belly. Oh,

38:46

you're reading children's books to the belly? Yeah.

38:48

That's so cute. What the fuck? told me

38:50

if you ever the baby loves it. It, like, kicks around and shit. I'm

38:52

just gonna ask with your with your new

38:54

baby on the way.

38:57

you were be the Your baby. Are

38:58

you gonna, like, put headphones on the dummy and, like,

39:00

shoot No. I just strap to it. You you

39:02

just you just I just messed standards.

39:06

This cold fits lifestyle videos.

39:08

The bank is

39:11

gonna come out. she's in

39:14

subtitles. Maybe it's gonna Tell me your friends

39:16

of fans. Maybe it's gonna come out speaking in

39:18

subtitles. So, dude, it's gonna come out. Just

39:20

fucking throwing up blood in We're

39:22

turning thirty six gamers.

39:24

That's that's so cute, though.

39:26

It's actually crazy because you you

39:28

you read them a book and

39:30

like, then you can, like, see the fucking foot, like, kicking and shit. Does

39:32

the fetus have a good REITs account? Stop

39:35

fucking reading. What? Does the fetus

39:37

have a good REITs account? that

39:39

we're we're reviewing the writing.

39:42

Like, it was kinda myth that it really trust

39:44

the narrative. But it sucks because

39:46

this whole this whole book is about a

39:50

son and his father. Yeah. Now

39:52

it's like, if I got you by my side

39:54

dad, I'll be a great king.

39:56

But, like, my son doesn't have

39:58

a father. Right. He ran away. Yeah. You need some some,

40:00

like, some lesbian friendly children's

40:02

books. Yeah. We we found some.

40:04

Yeah. There probably are a lot of

40:06

these days. Yeah. That's a change. Yeah. It's a

40:08

great market. If you ever wanna get

40:09

into any market, get into the gay

40:11

years. Right. Right. Children's

40:12

books about women that equals

40:16

Horace Horace Webb. Horace Webb. Horace

40:18

Webb. Horace Webb. Right. You're the

40:20

holidays based on the He likes the

40:22

most famous young

40:23

woman. Yeah. Good

40:25

to know. Good to

40:30

know. And you're saying easy

40:32

egg? Yeah. I'm also in

40:34

the stone. Yeah. Oh, who's easier. Emma eating

40:36

the queen's ass is going to get her a

40:38

stone. Why do you bring

40:40

up easier? because you

40:42

said the halyuts web, and it just reminded me of

40:44

that. Oh, because isn't she called a

40:46

halyt? Seeing a good movie as

40:48

recently Mason. Not

40:49

really. Yeah.

40:50

I have. I really

40:53

thought. I did. I didn't see that.

40:55

It's it's like overly, like, funny.

40:57

But we're talking about It doesn't really make sense, but

40:59

it's We're talking about actual

41:01

movies. Oh, sorry. Never mind.

41:03

What does that supposed to happen. I thought we were talking

41:05

about, like, sophisticated films like anal pirate

41:08

three through five. Yeah. What was

41:10

that fucked up movie watching

41:12

the snow? Hello.

41:14

Fuck you now. Sod him. Sod

41:16

him. Yeah. Andre, whatever day hundred days

41:18

of sod him. Yeah. He's simply dead. Everyone should

41:20

watch that. Have you seen We we we we had

41:23

enough we had enough stopping the film right

41:25

right as they put nails in the cheesecake

41:27

to be the naked women and all

41:29

I all I could think about was like oh man. What actually happens

41:31

after I had seen? The

41:32

the the fact that we stopped there disturbed me

41:34

more than I think the actual

41:37

seemed to meeting would have.

41:39

It's it's the not knowing that's really killing him. You gotta save him. Now I have to watch

41:41

the whole movie. Yeah. I've watched Game of

41:43

Thrones lately. Yeah, guys. They

41:46

see interesting. or

41:48

the new A lot of interesting scenes for sure. A lot of

41:50

TEDis on that. A lot of TEDis. A lot

41:53

of everything. But Alright. So

41:55

it's a good series. Yeah. Series. That

41:57

just made the new one or they're making the new one,

41:59

the dragon. Half of

41:59

the dragon. What it takes

42:01

in there too? Stay true to the series.

42:03

Straight for -- Yeah. -- top

42:05

out. Anyway, this

42:06

has been the current media and

42:10

literature

42:10

section of the podcast. Yeah.

42:13

Quinn died. Books are good. Those stocks

42:15

are up. Green died. be stuck again.

42:17

Really bad. Don't buy coggies anymore.

42:20

You'll lose your

42:22

money. Yep. fuck the gears up

42:24

them. Yeah. No swans. Swans. Yeah. Geyser, okay. Diesel

42:26

kinda like just average swans. Okay. Geyser

42:30

just shits So you wanna win the

42:32

grand Well, that's so angry. We grandfathered. Forty grandfathered. Forty grandfathered.

42:36

I was just saying

42:38

thank you don't know the name of it. What

42:40

is it? Is it it's it's

42:42

Is it freemantle in it?

42:46

I don't even know. Is it Collingwood? I don't know. Yeah.

42:48

Colling hunt this, gosh, this, because no one's gonna

42:50

my Americans live up with the footage.

42:53

a thing I'd stupid is in this guy. He's like, you

42:55

know what he thinks he should be the flannel. I'm like,

42:57

oh, who? And he's like, oh,

42:59

I don't know. you idiot. Dude, I was in the store the other

43:01

day, and this little kid was running around, he had a lot of energy. And

43:03

he kept running up to me and be like, who you're

43:05

rooting for at the

43:08

forty tonight? I keep saying, I have no fucking

43:10

ideas. I honestly don't follow it coming. And then he just looks so disappointed

43:12

to me that I didn't know. Like, in his

43:14

work, old. You should've Everyone knows.

43:16

You should've said it. You know who I'm rooting for,

43:18

man? You know who I'm rooting for, man? really.

43:20

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Today, I just cussed this

43:22

child out. Don't really guess. Yes,

43:25

bitch. guys. I mean, some people do

43:27

think that everyone follows forty. It's

43:30

true. I mean, I just watched, like,

43:32

everything. Just

43:34

USA forty Yeah. To rugby game every now and then. I will

43:36

say live sports is something else. You know, seen

43:38

it in this actual stadium? No. I

43:40

haven't. Incredible

43:42

You never what? You've never

43:44

seen a live sport? Yes. I have.

43:47

I've seen water

43:49

sports. Oh, yeah? No. man.

43:51

It's really What's with you? One sport. It's it

43:53

was a girl it was a girl pissing on his

43:55

shelf in his phone. Yeah. What the fuck?

43:58

Let's see what you're ready

44:00

for there. Oh, god. Fuck. Oh, man. It

44:02

was really be my mental health.

44:04

Really really just rooting

44:06

for myself. feel

44:09

like I gotta sell white to this shit, rid

44:11

of your erection. Got it. Hunter

44:12

erection is a funny thing. Hemors.

44:14

Hemors. You know what's funny about

44:17

and swap that bogey. Is that for some

44:20

reason, I

44:20

when you have an erection and

44:22

you express some semen -- Yeah.

44:25

You have the sudden clarity. Yeah.

44:27

Why is that? You no longer

44:29

feel around. Yeah.

44:32

No. don't know what I noticed. I guess because if you didn't have that, you would just keep fucking

44:34

Dude, make sure make sure it should be a

44:36

problem. Yeah. You don't wanna do that too much.

44:39

again on. Mitchell showed me a

44:41

Reddit post yesterday of a

44:43

dude who told the story. It

44:45

was it was it was where what's

44:47

the weirdest place you've ever been distributed. Right? Oh, yeah. Which

44:49

is a great question. We could all circle back to into this.

44:52

Uh-huh. But

44:54

you said

44:55

he said It

44:56

was what's the weirdest place she ever managed to meet me? guy

44:58

said that it was untrained trends.

45:00

The guy was

45:01

the guy was suicidal

45:04

and

45:04

he was waiting for the train to hit him. So he was lying down for, like,

45:06

ten minutes, and he got bored waiting

45:09

for the train. And so he

45:11

said, you know what? I have a

45:13

quick wank. I'm just gonna have a wank. Any any fucking

45:15

beat off came on these railroad tracks,

45:17

and then he

45:20

was like, His push

45:20

to the clams, like, what are you doing, man? And then he got

45:22

his life together. And and he kinda got him at

45:25

home. However, I feel like that's kinda

45:28

this about way of him avoiding that he just has a trained finish.

45:30

He just he just made up that

45:32

sword and jumped in. He was at a suicide finish. He

45:34

was like, oh, since I'm already here, I guess, I'll

45:37

jerk off. No. You obviously went there with your attention. I'm like,

45:39

I love fucking trying. So I was just like, oh,

45:41

you're the train school banks. Like, you look

45:43

at that fucking caboose. Yeah.

45:46

Okay. Fuck it. Fuck it. I think you're

45:48

pants with fucking cold. Yeah. Yeah. You do

45:50

need those training fucking slight.

45:52

Trains are dirty little slugs. Trent. That's a

45:54

fun fact too. And it's almost like a one

45:56

hundred percent guaranteed real fact by

45:58

Fitch Trains, dirty boarding, dirty

45:59

fucking, dirty disgusting, slutty

46:02

forward cuts. wanna see that guy. He's not his That's from

46:04

the fitness bound. That's straight from the fitness.

46:06

That's gonna be the only one you show

46:08

up. Speaking

46:12

of train finishes. Yeah. I see that

46:14

guy, Francis, that has the GoPro on his face.

46:16

Yeah. Yeah. He's lost train. Oh, he lost train so much.

46:18

And then all of a sudden, starts working

46:20

with Gucci and, like, a little even

46:22

And then I point that with the Skov Walt thing in

46:24

misfits. Yeah. He's so he's so You

46:27

should be working with Gucci. No. That's

46:29

it. is what we're gonna do. You know, what do

46:31

you propose? We're gonna kid that

46:33

with

46:34

a train guy? Francis. Marcus the train? We're kid not. Kid not.

46:36

Kid not. Kid not. Kid named

46:38

Francis. Yep. gonna lock

46:39

him up in a room and put a GoPro on

46:41

his head, you know, lock him up in a room, put

46:44

GoPro on his head. Yeah. It's about

46:45

Just just just just said that. And then

46:47

we're gonna ask him What's

46:49

the

46:49

weirdest place you ever masturbated, guys? Come

46:52

on. Thank you. I think you're

46:54

through. I'm like trying to think. I I

46:56

can't think of anywhere weird. I know I probably have. I

46:58

just can't think of it. Okay. Alright.

47:01

No. Everyone here is a

47:03

fucking angel. Yeah. He's an angel.

47:05

Right? Everyone here is No one here's ever jacked off

47:07

in a high school bathroom. Wow. No one there. I was in high school.

47:09

I have. I don't remember. But,

47:12

like, that's just where I would've I

47:14

don't remember.

47:16

that you're on. I'm pressure on Jack on stream. What?

47:18

Well, you you fucking you

47:20

you slap your you slap your

47:23

fucking treats so around on streamline. I didn't get a

47:26

camera on. Oh, what's the

47:28

fun in that?

47:30

Let her finish What do you like to

47:32

say right now? You're really just talking about win situations at

47:34

which Did you not It's a long stream and

47:36

you're like, oh, I get this out of the way now. Yeah. I

47:38

don't really remember why. I did it, but did

47:41

it. For the thrill. Yeah. I think it was probably the it was probably for someone to draw that bond.

47:43

What I was able to lift the roof.

47:45

I should say. I'm on

47:48

the bond. Wait. So you you were

47:50

having a stream. Yeah. You were off

47:52

cam. You turned the cam off. Yeah. No.

47:54

The I think my cam was, like, already off.

47:56

Right. I mean, like, I saw something on

47:58

Twitter or something. I was like, that's kinda kinda

47:59

hot. I was throwing I just got out of that as sexy

48:02

crazy. I just had a quick jap while I went out. He was

48:04

gonna follow-up with this

48:06

girl's man. got a phone.

48:08

I have a fear of, like, my webcam being

48:10

on during stream.

48:11

So, like, I always I always

48:13

shut my camera down when Well,

48:15

you mean, like, when you end stream, you're afraid of it still

48:17

being on by accident and then catch you spanking

48:19

your monkey. I don't want to pull

48:21

a present. There's one of the I

48:24

feel like I to, like, every streamer's worst fear, isn't it? You're beating off to

48:26

the point? You know, you should be beating off to the point. You

48:28

know, you're like, in my life. How's it showing on the

48:32

soles? Yeah. I am alive. Dude, but, like, when I'm

48:34

downstream, I turn everything off, I mute

48:36

everything. And, like, it's it so

48:38

even if it was on, it would just be black

48:40

and nothing.

48:42

But if you I pray I the Some YouTubers,

48:44

not even name any YouTubers

48:46

or streamers playing names,

48:48

that would be bad.

48:50

But I heard, like, some

48:52

of them

48:53

have completely different setups

48:56

for streaming. What? Streaming

48:58

and gaming and then one is

49:00

just straight up for a

49:02

porn. And look Am

49:04

I speaking Sure sure you want it, but it's like

49:06

sure you want to be safe, but also what

49:08

fucking porn are you watching, bro?

49:10

What the fuck are you watching, man? You

49:12

know, what isn't you? I guess

49:13

that's something you

49:16

do. It sounds

49:16

like something that you would do a hundred percent. I have no fear. I had just

49:19

said to whoever you aim. I had two

49:21

separate you're very secretive about

49:24

your identity. Yeah. Who I have to give a fuck to me?

49:26

Yo. People vote. You know who I would. How

49:28

much free compare it to

49:30

everyone else?

49:32

I want relatively normal port really.

49:34

Yeah. I wish I could say the same. Why did you

49:36

say compared to everyone else? Well, how do you know

49:38

what do you think we watch? And I think everyone kind of watches

49:40

pretty fucked

49:42

up shit. days. Yeah. Just

49:45

me. Alright. I'm

49:47

I'm trying to think about the strangest way,

49:49

so I'll be procured off. I

49:51

was there one to say anything you know. Now, Warren I don't think

49:53

I've done it in a plane before.

49:55

I haven't been. It's illegal.

49:57

I know. Maybe I didn't just walk you through

49:59

because of I'm like, I'm calling You a dream on a plane once.

50:02

Yeah. Yeah. Which is terrifying. I never had a

50:04

wind dream. because he's like, what did I do when I was sleeping. Never

50:06

had a

50:08

wind they're Never had a win tree. Never. Oh, shit. You

50:10

never had a dream ever just fucking?

50:12

Yeah. Always here, but I never, like, come.

50:15

in the dream. Well, no, no,

50:17

no, no, no, no, no, I

50:19

have broken up

50:22

speaking. I've

50:25

obviously pissed myself. Yeah. But I'm not I came to my slate. I'm

50:27

pissed myself. I get we gotta get this guy

50:29

a pipe cleaner to something flying.

50:32

I'm out. I just keep it a little time. cleaner and

50:34

fucking ram around that shit damn. My tank just

50:36

be empty. Yeah. That that's the thing. If you

50:38

haven't empty can, it's nothing I have. I've been Well, how do you

50:40

have it empty? tank is your

50:42

ball of such flat for I've just

50:44

been I've been or guys have made sense before I

50:46

even produced

50:48

Coke. Well, I mean, poor

50:50

business school. I mean, I think

50:52

wet dreams only occur -- Oh, wow. -- haven't come

50:54

came in a while. Is this Yeah. Yeah. Sure. You have

50:56

to have a build up. Yeah. Now We're

50:59

in the middle of our podcast, man. I'll

51:01

go back.

51:03

Really? Really? Okay.

51:06

Can we come can

51:07

we come with you? Yeah. Alright. Well,

51:09

if you want, I just have to call this

51:10

person back in no worries.

51:12

Let me finish this piece of steak, and I'll I'll

51:14

join you. This steak is amazing.

51:17

So yeah. Thank you. It's sensational.

51:20

Delightful. I kinda part of me wants to get a

51:22

piece of steak and put a little bit of caviar on

51:24

it. I think that might be

51:26

sacrilegious. Don't you do that? Yeah. I

51:28

didn't do that. I believe you could reach the

51:30

caviar. Let me just get

51:31

up. Can you believe I'm rooting that

51:33

bench too? Oh, ambassador. That's my thing. You can't say

51:35

bad. What a what a what a

51:37

honk sucker. That's okay.

51:40

okay

51:41

Open a calf. and feel

51:43

forced. He did. Kalked soccer is something

51:45

that Ayesi is saying. A lot

51:47

of theforeigners. Kalked

51:50

soccer. Yeah. You call them like

51:52

a taco or something? There's a There's

51:54

there's a taco come from a salad

51:56

processor, which means anal sex. That's

52:00

not what tossing your salad is. Is it tossing your salad?

52:02

That's what you said. someone's asking. Yeah, man. I'll

52:04

see you in about half a. I'll

52:07

bring the package. I'll

52:10

meet you there. He's actually on the phone.

52:12

Sounds good. Oh, wait. Was that real? I thought he was

52:14

having a cigarette. He's actually on a coal.

52:17

the hell. Who's

52:19

calling him? Anyways,

52:22

what I'm trying to say is I don't think I've really ever

52:24

been one to jack up on unusual places. Like,

52:26

I don't think they were even jerked up outside. Have

52:28

you jacked up at a friend's house?

52:32

00I went

52:34

hundred percent half. I've I've jerked off, like,

52:36

staying at a place with friends, but, like Yeah.

52:38

That's all the same. It's in a multiple day

52:40

situation. Not

52:43

even once. Ryan Ryan says that he thinks object of his house, which

52:45

is only partially true. Object off

52:47

to Ryan's house. The

52:51

house has some courage. I

52:54

have to admit. We're a very

52:56

busty house. Yeah. That's the whole

52:58

thing. Yep. nice tight hook and tight

53:00

door. Yeah. I jagged

53:02

off to Like,

53:05

when you go to a when you go to, like, a famous food

53:08

restaurant and you see the giant stack of

53:10

rice. That goes. Wait. So fun. The

53:12

packages coming

53:14

around seven a second. What? Seven o'clock. What? What?

53:16

Seven o'clock. That's what I'm saying. What does

53:18

that mean? I don't know. It's just

53:20

something about like all the cops. It's like I

53:22

think it's

53:24

the cop size and really gets

53:25

me on. I see

53:26

the joke now. What joke? what

53:29

you would

53:31

I think he's just japs off. I think he's the same that

53:33

he likes to keep it. publicly in

53:35

McDonald's. What sort of cup size are you

53:37

into, Swagga? Small cups, lit big cup Go with

53:39

the Grande? Grande. That's like Really?

53:42

You like those big boys. Yeah. Now what

53:44

there's one above Grande. Right? Menty? Menty.

53:47

That's below. That's one below.

53:49

this is a big one like Ariana. I thought Denton

53:51

was the biggest. I feel it. Here's an

53:53

fucking light. Doesn't it make you so

53:55

fucking angry that Ariana Grande's

53:57

last name is grindy when she herself is actually quite

53:59

small and frail. You know, I gotta say a whole

54:02

thing. It should be more like ariano patea.

54:04

Like ariano

54:06

patea. You fucking bitch. Sorry. Sorry.

54:08

Sorry. Yeah. You It's like I hate

54:10

women. You're doing that thing again. I hate women.

54:13

I just hate Look, I got

54:15

I

54:16

got the suit, the sleeves,

54:21

Remind

54:21

me of Ariana Grande. It pisses me off.

54:23

Ah, yes. I see. Yeah. So it's

54:26

not

54:26

it's not because you're a raging

54:28

misogynist.

54:28

That's like polype. Yeah. Like a little

54:30

bit. I don't I mean, that's all of

54:32

us. Yeah. And I'm like, normal. We're all

54:34

jealous of our round of granite because

54:37

she got the Pete Davidson. And he just looks

54:39

like he's got a little dirty bush.

54:42

Pete Davidson. Are you you getting Pete Davidson

54:44

confused with Bank Miller? No. Wait. She

54:46

also did

54:48

Pete news. He really is talking about this right now. Sorry. Not

54:50

important. Fun

54:52

fact. Pete Davidson's got Crohn's.

54:55

No. It's twice as long as you speak.

54:57

God, that makes sense. It's twice as long

54:59

funny. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like

55:01

he has problems. like if

55:03

I walked back in there. Why did you say it's seven o'clock?

55:05

What does that mean? We'll talk about after.

55:08

Alright. Yeah. Even though it's what what's the

55:10

time to those secrets If they don't, like, give

55:12

me directions. Like, second

55:14

slide. Alright. Well,

55:16

I reckon we've reached that point in the podcast, but

55:18

we talk about the video that we recently

55:21

shot. For videos, videos. I mean, we've got a couple

55:23

of videos. Yeah. But I think the

55:26

most exciting one to talk about

55:28

is that we all did stand up

55:30

comedy recently. We did.

55:32

Crazy, which is not crazy experience.

55:34

Fucking ridiculously nerve wracking.

55:36

Have you been doing that again? Have you

55:38

been doing that? Maybe something similar

55:40

I don't know about riding five minutes of stand up again. It was to

55:42

be fair. It was a short period that we had to ride.

55:44

I reckon if you had a few months, even

55:48

then then No. because your

55:50

scent was great. Okay. Here's you. Here's

55:52

the video. Just so that the viewers are all

55:54

clued in and on board with us. So

55:56

we had the idea of section of my

55:58

idea that the misfits match

55:59

do. Yeah. That's that's what

56:01

a great idea. Thanks, man. Thank

56:03

you. Well, you know, you're welcome because you

56:05

will be great. Charlie didn't sign up on

56:07

the contrary. The idea was

56:10

that the idea was to get a

56:12

bunch of guys

56:15

are quite funny. A funny bird.

56:17

Not funny. Yeah. Listen, actress, who does

56:19

funny bird. Not funny. Not

56:22

funny, man. Alright.

56:24

Can I talk about the video idea now? Is that okay with you? It was

56:28

disgusting. Yeah. The video idea was

56:30

this we get a

56:32

bunch of Australian comedians. Well known professionals. People

56:34

that are funny for a living, good at their

56:36

jobs. Right? Yeah. Like who? Like Lewis

56:38

Spears. Mhmm. It's pretty

56:40

funny. Like, Luke Kigil

56:42

-- Yeah. -- like Marc Rubin --

56:44

Mhmm. -- like Frenchy French.

56:46

These are the comedians that we got onboard for

56:48

our video. And each of them is

56:50

assigned to us. It was it was us

56:52

for that did it. So Matt and Jade did not by

56:54

taking the stand up because

56:56

it's fucking terrifying. I don't mean fair enough. Yeah.

56:58

You can't hold it against the as a terrifying

57:00

concept for you. I didn't wanna do that shit. Yeah.

57:02

We each got assigned a Aussie comedian that

57:04

was gonna gonna be our coach, and we were all

57:06

gonna work on material. and basically

57:08

do five minutes each

57:09

live in front of our fans

57:12

into a a theater. Yes. Pitch

57:13

to ice and use a

57:16

crowd of eighty people. Yes. The

57:18

amount of tickets that we we

57:20

agreed to sell was eighty. Really? That's

57:22

manageable. Yeah. We can do was, AlarmNet's

57:24

whole idea of stress. We're gonna be doing it in front of

57:26

theocratic people. What if we boss? It

57:28

starts small. Yeah. It's very

57:30

small with just eighty.

57:32

But, anyway, I mean, we all

57:34

kind of agreed to the idea pretty quickly. But

57:36

then I think the reality set and and

57:38

we realized just how difficult this is gonna be

57:40

and how tariff in this world. Oh, nice to meet

57:42

you. Yeah. You shall be a mess

57:44

and flip flop for a few weeks about whether he was

57:46

gonna do it on a second. Breeze

57:48

it out. Right? Basically, I'll say, yeah. I'll do that when he was drunk. And then he's like, I

57:50

don't think this is actually I might spare you guys. I don't

57:52

think I can do this. And then

57:54

your your talent, then to

57:56

your credit. you

57:58

you fucking went ahead and you did that shit.

57:59

Yeah. I'm gonna sell wait. I

58:02

heard you're gonna sell

58:04

your

58:04

your script. No. No. I'm not gonna

58:06

sell it. I'm a solo mom. I'm a bamboozled.

58:08

Yeah. Okay. NHS. NHS.

58:11

NHS? Yep. Everything

58:13

we do from the misfits. We have team portrait

58:15

it. Yeah. We're just fucking business, aren't we? You're

58:17

not like it's ninety nine

58:20

originals? Yep. Right. Honestly, we make a note. That was

58:22

sick. Sick right there. Exactly. It's

58:24

up as a scoffed.

58:26

And

58:27

I think we

58:29

can sell these groups.

58:32

Wow.

58:32

We stand to make a lot of money from

58:34

this. It's not like we're already gonna

58:36

make the scripts valuable list by releasing a video where we send it out loud. Place

58:38

a band. Place a band, and a band

58:40

is a band. Oh, Lisa. Very good.

58:42

But a good band though,

58:44

like ACD suit. Alright. It messages over. Very good. Very good.

58:47

Very good. Very good. Very good. Very good.

58:49

We live near Crown. Yep. you

58:52

turn that bend onto thirty to one rule eight. gambling you're

58:54

talking about. Yeah. No. No. No. No. No.

58:56

There's no gambling, but it's a team

58:58

exosons.

59:00

Right. This is team

59:02

building. Right. So it's a tax write off.

59:04

It's a net positive because they don't have a

59:07

phone. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. If you win,

59:09

you don't paying taxes. Listen, this is good drugs

59:11

made, but I'm totally serious, but so

59:14

running on thirty two. Yep.

59:16

times thirty six. Yep. Then we buy stocks in apple. What's

59:18

the famous in terms of thirty six? Enough for

59:21

apple to make more. What does

59:23

that even mean? Did you

59:25

just say what's thousand times thirty since

59:27

that he didn't answer? Yes. Listen, we're not doing simple

59:30

mass here. We're thinking long term. Listen.

59:32

We're talking about a video that we just shot that was

59:34

really fun

59:36

Okay. I'll just show my head up skills. So we all get

59:38

to writing our material. When most of us get to writing

59:40

our material, we and we all took different approaches

59:43

we were going to -- Yeah. Like, workout.

59:45

-- we had we had three weeks. Yeah. We

59:47

had basically about three

59:50

weeks to write a five

59:52

minute set to

59:54

memorize and then perform five

59:56

minutes safe without looking at

59:59

notes.

59:59

But optimally, Yeah. Three

1:00:01

weeks for people that have no stand up

1:00:04

experience to ride a five minute set. It's like it's a

1:00:06

it's a reasonable ask. Yeah.

1:00:08

I mean, I I was looking up,

1:00:10

like, how because, you know, Sam's is

1:00:12

scary thing. I think most people can acknowledge the idea of

1:00:14

getting it up on stage and trying to be funny and make it

1:00:16

a little laugh. Just clarifying. And I looked it up. And

1:00:18

apparently, like public speaking is the number

1:00:20

one fear most people people fear public speaking. It

1:00:22

goes public speaking, number one fear.

1:00:24

Yeah. Second, buying a

1:00:26

house. Oh, really?

1:00:28

Third, dying. around.

1:00:30

I don't know about the house movement. So as soon as I buy a house, right

1:00:32

before the right before he goes through

1:00:34

it, but I haven't died. Mhmm. So

1:00:37

far so good. Yeah. yeah

1:00:39

That's why, you know, the checklist is like

1:00:41

that. We did the stand up. Now, it's time to buy a house

1:00:43

and, you know, fucking kill myself, and it will be awesome.

1:00:46

Yeah. I have nothing that's

1:00:48

a beer. But it was it was great. We the the coaching was very

1:00:50

helpful. Finding me a coach was

1:00:52

difficult, though. Yeah. Chris, we tried to find me

1:00:54

a gay

1:00:56

coach. because we were like, that would work because gay. They

1:00:58

could help with some gay jokes and such. No.

1:01:00

Gay gay comedian couldn't come

1:01:04

through. So we thought, you know, let's get Female

1:01:06

comedian. Yep. Very hard to come

1:01:08

by. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. She also

1:01:11

fell through. Yep. Not

1:01:13

not because she was in funny, you

1:01:16

fucking misogynist, but the

1:01:18

tension issue in her schedule.

1:01:20

Yeah. Yeah. So

1:01:22

as usual, they don't move a straight white man?

1:01:24

Yes. And he was fantastic. You

1:01:26

saved the dude straight white people saved

1:01:29

the day again again. Yeah. At least I

1:01:31

won't go that far. But

1:01:34

it was funny. Toby, unfortunately,

1:01:38

was like, left it to the very last minute or it was kind of because you

1:01:40

got you got paired up so late. You had, like, three

1:01:42

days to prepare a properly. Yeah. So I I

1:01:44

had no written down,

1:01:46

but my notes were, like, general

1:01:48

jokes. They hadn't been, like, solidified as,

1:01:50

like, decent jokes

1:01:50

yet. It was more just me, like, cutting

1:01:52

down random shit. Yeah. And then

1:01:54

Yes. So originally, I was meant

1:01:56

to, like, come down to Melbourne early and

1:01:59

and and

1:01:59

meet with my coach early. But just

1:02:02

because we struggled to find someone

1:02:04

for me, it got

1:02:05

left to last minute. So I had III like,

1:02:06

met with the

1:02:07

coach two days before the shoot.

1:02:09

Yeah. So two days before we

1:02:11

did the stand

1:02:14

up, we wrote the stand up. Yep. And then I had a day to practice

1:02:16

it. And somehow, it

1:02:18

actually went well. It went really well.

1:02:20

Yeah. I mean, for the record, get

1:02:23

out of the way, everyone did really, really well, and

1:02:25

it was such a good night.

1:02:27

Yeah. Yeah. They were all that

1:02:29

pacing back. That's fine. Yeah. We

1:02:31

were nervous as I was he didn't have his

1:02:33

set until, like, a day or two days before.

1:02:36

Yeah. When he actually started thinking about it,

1:02:38

we go would have been three

1:02:40

days before the fucking

1:02:42

show. Hey, Mason. How are you

1:02:44

doing? Oh,

1:02:45

it's in my head.

1:02:46

I'm gonna leave it to the last minute, so

1:02:48

thrushing my head. That's the baddest thing. I still winged

1:02:50

it pretty well. You did right. You did it

1:02:53

greatly. It was brushing your

1:02:55

head and you Well, like because that's how his brain

1:02:57

works. I do shit last minute and everything works out there. Well, it's so fresh to

1:02:59

say that he doesn't meet it up on the

1:03:02

spot. Yeah. freshness

1:03:04

had you forgot, like, one of the core bits were doing

1:03:06

it was wrong by the way. I was supposed to showy,

1:03:08

but I went up and said the joke just

1:03:12

didn't correlate to

1:03:12

any of the You you literally

1:03:15

You literally was given a coach to to

1:03:17

go through his routine. His coach

1:03:19

was like, alright. know, you're gonna do this,

1:03:21

this, and this. And then he goes up, does that, that, and then also a

1:03:24

completely separate joke story that he didn't

1:03:26

tell his comedian to

1:03:28

tell you. But, anyways,

1:03:30

like, we we had

1:03:31

all this time to prep.

1:03:34

We prepped, and then the

1:03:36

day of How did everyone

1:03:38

feel? How how was everyone doing

1:03:40

on the day? I felt fine leading

1:03:42

up to it, and it wasn't till,

1:03:44

like, the

1:03:46

last hour. well, like, hour and a half where I started feeling like shit. Like, I feel bit

1:03:48

sick. Like, I don't I I'm pretty

1:03:51

anxious. But then You know

1:03:53

what? Like, turned it around for me was when

1:03:56

we heard Lewis get up on stage and when I

1:03:58

heard how excited everyone in the

1:04:00

crowd will and how loud and vocal they were. I was like, all the fair just, like,

1:04:02

went away and I was like, no, this is gonna be great

1:04:04

there. How how excited for us. When

1:04:06

Lewis told the crowd what the video because the crowd

1:04:08

didn't really know what

1:04:10

they wanna that night. And Lewis was, like, tonight, you're gonna see the misfits all

1:04:12

attempts to end up comedy for the first time.

1:04:14

They're all brown was kinda, like, whoa. Yeah.

1:04:16

They were all they were

1:04:18

all, like, then Lewis

1:04:20

was like, oh, I and I

1:04:22

and I looked at I looked at Michelin. I

1:04:24

was like, they don't believe in us.

1:04:26

They don't believe in us. because they were like,

1:04:28

oh, and then he goes, Dude,

1:04:30

I had I had such

1:04:32

bad nerves. The day

1:04:34

before, it was really bad.

1:04:36

And then the day of, I woke up that morning, I was I'm gonna have

1:04:38

somebody eat. I had, like,

1:04:41

an Airline Cheney ball. is

1:04:44

literally deep fried rice

1:04:47

and juice. I got an

1:04:49

Aaron Cheney ball. So is it Aaron Cheney for

1:04:51

those of you who didn't and

1:04:54

understand. And the aero

1:04:56

chini ball. Yeah. Go

1:05:00

right. Okay? So I had it and expecting it to sit my

1:05:02

stomach snugly. And so I

1:05:04

get a colon from my front back home.

1:05:06

He goes, oh, don't you stay on a comment?

1:05:09

thing today. Dude, oh, it's gonna be so great. I was like

1:05:11

dude, I'm killing myself. He goes, just okay. Just run me

1:05:13

through your routine. Like, let me hear you

1:05:15

routine practice. I was like, okay. I get

1:05:17

halfway through my

1:05:18

set on the fun with him, and I just started

1:05:20

gagging. And I'm like, dude, I'm very

1:05:22

I I gotta be right back. And, like, I

1:05:24

just want like,

1:05:25

just strain them in the toilet month for,

1:05:27

like, a solid tank, like, good five

1:05:29

minutes. Go back to me. He's like, dude, are you gonna

1:05:31

be okay? I'm like, I have no fucking

1:05:33

idea. I wish you sick. I was

1:05:35

super anxious. Yeah. We finally get there.

1:05:38

We rack up.

1:05:39

Toby's doing her stand

1:05:42

up like like

1:05:42

a rehearsal And Reuben is shining

1:05:45

lights and a rise and, like, streaming

1:05:47

and tackling. The idea was that

1:05:49

your first time doing

1:05:52

or comedy is so stressful and you're so not ready

1:05:54

for it, that it's like good to

1:05:57

kind of get you used to doing

1:05:59

your

1:05:59

set with all the distractions. So he gets

1:06:02

up on stage and starts off simple with,

1:06:04

like, shining lights in my eyes, like, so

1:06:05

I gotta say it. and it was

1:06:07

stuff like that. Then

1:06:08

he pulls a fake mustache out of

1:06:10

his bag, puts a fake mustache on grabs a

1:06:12

gun, and like James and I have to

1:06:14

say, stop your Actually, it was this fake

1:06:17

gun that looked super realistic. It was,

1:06:19

like, a nineteen eleven cap gun, and it was,

1:06:21

like, had weight to it. It was grand. And

1:06:23

after that bit was done, I'm still

1:06:25

shitting my pants, and I'm still so

1:06:27

nervous and I have these butterflies in

1:06:29

my stomach

1:06:29

that won't fucking go away. And I

1:06:31

go up to Reuben after he's I go

1:06:34

Ruben. Can I hold

1:06:34

on to that gun? And he just started laughing

1:06:37

because I can't do it sure. And as soon as

1:06:39

I held

1:06:39

the gun, dude, I

1:06:41

felt in control my nerves went away. I

1:06:43

was like, it's okay. Nothing can hurt me. I have a

1:06:45

gun. And I ended up using it in my

1:06:47

side. You did. But we're

1:06:49

we're waiting backstage I

1:06:51

think everyone else is in the green room. I'm out of

1:06:54

front. Right behind the stage, and Lewis

1:06:56

is opening up the show.

1:06:58

And

1:06:58

he does the whole Is this

1:07:00

misfit's first attempt to comedy? People like, oh, and then he

1:07:02

goes, yeah, they think you're coming out to only

1:07:05

eighty people. And then I

1:07:08

hear a roar of laughter. And I

1:07:10

was like, there is no way to eighty people.

1:07:12

And then he goes, yeah, it's more like three

1:07:14

hundred in here. Yeah. And I'm like, what

1:07:17

real stitched up. And I looked around

1:07:19

and Ryan and Mitchell's there. Mitchell has

1:07:21

the camera. And I'm like, you fucking

1:07:24

assholes like that. And then you just go,

1:07:26

don't tell them. Don't tell them. they didn't hear. Don't tell

1:07:28

them. Yeah. So I had to keep in a chicory.

1:07:30

I saw a noise. You went out first. I

1:07:32

went out first. So I I was very nervous

1:07:34

on the day, but I wasn't

1:07:36

as nervous because I had actually practiced my material in

1:07:38

front of, like, open mics a

1:07:40

couple weeks before. So I

1:07:42

wrote my that. And then I

1:07:44

linked up with Lewis, who was my coach, Lewis

1:07:46

Spears. And he took me to, like,

1:07:48

you know, where you would start comedy in Melbourne.

1:07:50

Normally, took me to, like, this underground

1:07:52

bar where I performed my

1:07:54

material in front of, like, fifteen people, which

1:07:56

was awful and terrifying.

1:07:58

I was so nervous. I think

1:07:59

fifteen peoples are kinda worse than, like --

1:08:02

Yeah. -- you're out. It was, like, it was,

1:08:04

like, five of members of the public and then, like,

1:08:06

ten comedians. Yeah. That's right. That's a

1:08:08

good right. And they had no idea who I was. The

1:08:10

comedians would probably camp with tendency

1:08:12

not to laugh. Yeah. It's more

1:08:14

difficult. It's competitive. And it's competitive. They were they were they

1:08:16

were really kind

1:08:18

actually and, you know, I was so nervous that III took my

1:08:20

little book up with me where I'd written down

1:08:22

everything I was gonna say, like, out completely

1:08:25

in freehand. and, you know, I kind of

1:08:28

kept looking down at that and I don't

1:08:30

know, this footage of me performing and I

1:08:32

just look so not confident. And then right after that, I did

1:08:34

pretty well though, like, to be fair, like, I got your I got good laughs and,

1:08:36

like, it it gave me

1:08:38

confidence that my material worked. And

1:08:42

right after that spot, I went to another place,

1:08:44

which was more like

1:08:45

thirty people, maybe like thirty five people

1:08:47

in a more well lit environment. You got

1:08:49

two tenths. for the main thing. I took two attempts at

1:08:51

one night. Fucking lucky you made. Well, I mean,

1:08:53

you could've done that if you wanted. Yeah. I

1:08:56

was like, I took initiative. You think you

1:08:58

got a crowd of, like, fifteen people is that if you've got a crowd of three hundred

1:09:00

and half of them don't laugh at one of your

1:09:02

jokes, you still got a hundred and fifty people laugh

1:09:04

and it's still loud, it's still great. Yeah.

1:09:06

Yeah. If you go have a crowd of

1:09:08

Thane. And then it's half a dollar blah

1:09:10

blah blah. It must you'd notice you just get one in Brazil. But, yeah, I

1:09:12

went really well in front of thirty people as

1:09:15

well. And after that, I had a

1:09:18

huge rush of adrenaline. I'm like, okay. I've actually performed the

1:09:20

material now. I know it kinda works. Now I know what

1:09:23

I need to work on, what I need

1:09:25

to change. props to you though because if you

1:09:27

had this on stage first, I don't think anyone else probably would have been keen to I don't know. I

1:09:29

mean, it's like because I we

1:09:31

were all fuck impositing.

1:09:34

I was kind of keen to get it out of

1:09:36

the way first. I had to go land, studio,

1:09:38

which is awful. When I was just waving,

1:09:40

I I originally thought I was gonna be thought

1:09:42

Mason was first and then it was gonna be me than Swagger than

1:09:45

Fits. And then I get there

1:09:47

on the day and and I hear that

1:09:49

Fits is up first and I'm off the Fits

1:09:51

and I was like, fuck. Like, Vicks is

1:09:53

the one that's he's practiced. He's got experience and everything. Like, I was really

1:09:55

hoping he was gonna be lost till, like, closed it

1:09:58

out nicely. But we're,

1:10:00

like, getting the person with experience out of

1:10:02

the way, right away, and then I have to follow it. And I was a little stressed and having to follow

1:10:04

it. You said that

1:10:06

up. You wanna say, like,

1:10:08

we had to follow this issue on the

1:10:11

bike. It went well, dude. Everybody -- So -- everyone sat was, like, uniquely there. I mean,

1:10:13

like, what a feeling

1:10:16

when you're you're done.

1:10:18

What a feeling would like you tell you're a joke and you get a response from three hundred people, lie about it or lie to me. I

1:10:20

win my story, like When I win my

1:10:22

story, I don't know how to pull that off.

1:10:27

Lucas Lewis was saying that they they they said that

1:10:29

they thought mindset was the best set

1:10:31

they've heard about

1:10:32

being trans like ever. No.

1:10:34

I was like fuck, that's with

1:10:37

everything

1:10:37

else, it's a great set because it wasn't preachy, because it wasn't

1:10:39

like virtuous, it was just

1:10:41

straight funny, it was a

1:10:44

straight joke. just

1:10:46

had such a good story as well. Yeah. The story is so fucking

1:10:48

funny. It was so much fun. But, you know,

1:10:51

we did, like, a bunch of

1:10:53

war crimes to their comedian. We helped each throughout during

1:10:55

the during the whole thing. So I didn't do any nice

1:10:57

job with friends. Yeah. This guy this

1:10:59

guy went out with this community. Tell

1:11:01

us what you did with your community.

1:11:03

You just got Macas drank a couple of beers

1:11:05

at a pub. It's fang the wheelchair around the suburbs. Oh, yeah. because this was

1:11:07

elevated as back up and fucking hurt us.

1:11:09

Yeah. because I couldn't I couldn't

1:11:11

visit the wheelchair. to

1:11:13

be in a wheelchair. And then we just drank beers, fanged around the wheelchair, and the streets,

1:11:15

and they just gamble. When you grind,

1:11:18

what happened? Well, I put

1:11:22

twenty five dollars on zero, on green

1:11:24

on roll that somehow one. No. Times thirty

1:11:26

two, I think. Yep. That's great. You would

1:11:29

have made a way with, like, a

1:11:31

grand. Yeah. I don't know how I won that, but I was a good open for

1:11:33

the night. Two wins back to back. It

1:11:35

was so funny because it

1:11:38

was like like, Ruben came to the office and

1:11:40

we sat down. There was there was, like, ten

1:11:42

of us in this in this, like, conference room.

1:11:44

And we were sitting

1:11:45

there for a few hours chatting

1:11:47

through my set, like, think it knoughed out.

1:11:49

And then Mason, right afterwards, his workshop was just him

1:11:51

going out and getting wasted. Yeah. Yeah. And it

1:11:53

worked out for you. That warmed me

1:11:55

up for the night. because

1:11:58

I was just like I just I

1:11:59

don't know how we win that story. Yeah. I

1:12:02

I mean, with a mine grab joke. Yeah. Yeah.

1:12:04

It's good. We won't spoil any of the material.

1:12:06

I I wait to see the video come together. It's This is all sideswiped. Well, it's

1:12:08

gonna be off to the No. No.

1:12:10

This is gonna

1:12:11

go out before the

1:12:14

the video goes in. Nice Oh, yeah. That's okay. Of course. Don't me. So I have one

1:12:16

more video that goes down. Yeah. There's another video dropping

1:12:18

soon as well, which, you know, we won't get

1:12:20

into. People let that be a surprise. I

1:12:22

think that one should be used to

1:12:24

Right? Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, point is, miss Witterback, we're

1:12:26

filming content again, and it's going fucking well. This sad episode was exciting about it. I

1:12:28

know. I love it. it again. Yeah. Well,

1:12:31

now you can say you didn't You

1:12:34

can say that you're an actual Canadian, and you sold

1:12:37

out a show. You sold out. You sold

1:12:39

out. You sold out. I sold out

1:12:41

to people. I didn't even know

1:12:43

we gotta sell it. put us through. But, yeah,

1:12:45

that's cool, ma'am. We're fucking excited. It went really well. It'll

1:12:47

be out before you

1:12:50

know it really. It's not gonna take us off the film to edit as the

1:12:52

Tazzy video. That's for sure. You don't you're

1:12:54

not gonna be waiting another year. Yeah. Don't

1:12:57

wanna wait. But that year still

1:12:59

kicked off pretty well. Yeah. Yep.

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of us. If you

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if you watch thetain's mania

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fucking Don't get

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some Game ourselves and fucking try it. Burn some Game ourselves

1:13:26

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1:13:34

three comments that's Because you should be searching the game game or something.

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And I and I wanna and

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I wanna set the fucking record straight

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feel we were the ones that are the good

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names of Game of Thrones. We put we put fucking color changing packets in the fucking flyer to

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make it blue. Game of Thrones to

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make the fucking flyer It

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was all that I learned. And if you and if you think I'm

1:13:52

a fucking liar, you think I'm a fucking show, you

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can't trust me and buy some gamers some shit

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on a fucking fire. Okay. Okay. Let's maybe stop telling

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the audience to set gamers up on fire. It is sick. Maybe just drink in the morning. You guys have

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a product that is being drunk. I've

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gone to the CEO. He I

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don't he said I he said and and I quote, I

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don't

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recommend snorting gamer subs, but

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I would prefer to snorting

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gamer subs as opposed to smoking it. So if you thought that, you know,

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if if you're like one of those crazy people that are like,

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I wanna smoke some gamer shops,

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way

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better to snort it, but also don't snort it. I

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want to just drink it because I was never told you.

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You better off just drink the fire

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and you're gonna get hit with litigation. If you think this if you think

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the game, the subs, turn the fight Let

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me come That's alright.

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That's okay. So you got this. If you think the game is ops

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turn the fire blue, you're probably thinking

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they turn the frogs gay too. But

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guys. At

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the end of the podcast, if you enjoyed listening once

1:15:21

again, it gets me back. This has been

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the missus Podcast. Should we should we mention

1:15:25

if we're gonna be doing this a

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little bit more frequently or Yeah. It'll be it'll

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happen when it happens. So, like, you know, we'll see you soon. Yeah. If you Now that we go down, we go down, we go

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down, we do have to

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get that pass through. Anyway, I

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think that concludes our business of the

1:15:39

union. It's been a pleasure talking to you gentlemen,

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ma'am. Pleasure. I'll see

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you next time. Well, I'll

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actually let's go smoke a cigar.

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I think it's