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listening to the monocle daily first broadcast
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on the seventeenth of November twenty twenty two
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or monocle twenty
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four. The UK is chancellor of the checker
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issues a fiscal statement aimed at cleaning
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up the previous fiscal statement by the
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previous chancellor. China's softball,
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stealthy stepping away from Russia
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accelerates and does it really
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matter what language a French
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tourism poster is in. I'm Andrew
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Mueller. The monocle daily starts now.
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Hello, and welcome to the monocle daily coming
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to from our studios here at Midori House in
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London by Andrew Mueller. My guests, Marie
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LeComte and John Eberhard will discuss all
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the day's big stories and will have Henry
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Re Sheridan's latest letter from New
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York City. Stay tuned. All that and more
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coming up right here on the monocle daily.
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This is the monocle daily, I'm Andrew Mueller,
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and I'm joined today by the political journalist,
1:03
and Arthur Marie Leconte, and by John Eifferard,
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former British ambassador to Belarus,
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Uruguay, and North Korea. Marie
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and John welcome to the show. Hello. Okay.
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Marie, I think we're still in the window
1:15
whereby we are allowed to
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allow you to use the light introductory
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banter window at the top of the show to shamelessly
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it. That's fine. My latest book escape
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and has been reviewed you know, well by
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most people.
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Even including, I can
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say, by myself in the latest
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would you like to contribute to this shameless
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media elite log rolling by reminding everybody
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as we come towards Christmas that you do have
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a title I think still available for purchase.
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Still available Only beautiful, please. The
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definitive book on North Korea, which
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has been abused for some time now.
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I I have also read that. I did not
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have a chance to review it for anybody, but listeners,
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I can recommend both of those books.
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If you have any relatives, for
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example, who are morbidly interested
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in both North Korea and online
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culture. And, you know, there's
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there's some overlap there. Anyway,
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there's a couple of recommendations. We
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will start tonight show proper in the Netherlands
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where a court has returned verdict.
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in a case brought against three Russian citizens
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and one Ukrainian. Over the two thousand
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and fourteen shooting down of Airlines
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flight MH seventeen, by Russian
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backed militias waging Russia's first incursion
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into Ukraine. Two hundred ninety eight
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people were killed, one hundred and ninety six
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of them Dutch nationals. The Boeing
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triple seven had departed Amsterdam bound
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for Kuala Lumpur. One joined with the
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latest by Dani Kemp, AFP Bureau
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Chief in the Hague, Danny,
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first of all, to the verdict, what has the
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court decided?
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The court decided today
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that three of the
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suspects who were on trial were
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indeed guilty. They
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were found guilty of the murder
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of all two hundred ninety eight people
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onboard Flight MH seventeen and
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also guilty of the intentional
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shooting down of
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the aircraft using a
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missile supplied by
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Russia. They did, however, acquits one
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of the suspects, a Russian who
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is a sort of more subordinate member
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of the the separatist forces they
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were fighting in Eastern Ukraine at
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the time. They were all
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other three people who found guilty were also
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sentenced to life imprisonment.
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However, they will probably never
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serve those sentences because all
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of them remain at large.
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They've never turned up for
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any of the trial. Russia refused to extradite
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them as well. Donny, you quite rightly
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point out that there is almost as things
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stand zero chance of any of these three
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men serving any time whatsoever over
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this. But does this verdict nevertheless
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potentially
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open up any other? legal
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avenues for the families of the victims.
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Well, in I mean, in one case
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for for one thing, though, the court also awarded
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them compensation. But there, you
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know, there are a number of other legal
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cases that are under
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way There's one in a
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European Rights Court against
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Russia on on
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MH-seventeen, which is obviously going
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to be able to take in to
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account the Dutch the Dutch court's
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ruling. A lot of it there is more
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symbolic you know, I mean, we've spoken to some of
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the the relatives relatives
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of the of the victims of of m
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h seventeen. And
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for them, you know, they were just very keen
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to see to see justice done.
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They said that while, you know, you could
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never really talk of closure for such a
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thing as this. If you've lost relatives, if you've
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lost children, you can at
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least, you
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know, feel some sort of, yes,
4:55
some some sense that justice has done and that,
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you know, that that that
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people have been bought bought to account to this
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and, you know, to some extent, the Russia has been
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brought to account to this. Like, how
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consuming the story has this been in
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the Netherlands over over the last eight years
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because it is well, one
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of the subplots of it is the the
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the murder in one fell swoop of a hundred
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and ninety six Dutch citizens. Well,
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exactly, you know, I mean, it's it has
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been compared to to the the
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Netherlands nine eleven in a way, you know, I mean,
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this is a pretty small country seventeen
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million people, but more than that has a
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small country mentality. Everyone is,
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you know, it's very, very neighborly country.
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And, you know, when when
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MX seventeen was shot down, they knew the
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country was really, really punished
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into mourning, absolutely horrified,
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absolutely absolutely shocked a lot of,
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you know, everyone seemed to know someone or
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the family who'd been affected. So
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this was a real
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kind of star on the whole country,
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one that has, you know, turned
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the Dutch views
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against Russia over
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the last few years. We've seen another a
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number of other spy scandals
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involving Russians in the Netherlands
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in recent years. So relations are
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pretty
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the are
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pretty flawed because of that because
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of all that. So yeah. I mean, it's
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it it was a it was a huge a
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huge national scar on the car and national
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psyche in today's verdict has been
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very keenly weighted, very keenly
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watched, and has been being
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welcomed here. The verdict is,
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of course, delivered at a time
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when pretty much all of Europe's
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relations with Russia are fraught
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for the obvious reasons. That
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being the case, has there been any
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official reaction from the Dutch
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government to these verdicts?
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Yeah. I mean, the the Dutch prime
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minister, Mark Rutte, said it's, you know,
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an important step for justice. He's
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that statement was actually rather
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low key. I think,
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you know, they they he may be
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suspected there'd be some kind of appeal by the
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suspect, although
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we're not sure that's gonna be gonna be
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the case. But, you know, I think he wanted to
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stay away from any kind of triumphalism and
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was more focused on the fact that, you know, he
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hopes this can bring some kind of peace if
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not you know, if if not closure to
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to to the families and the victims. But
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we've also seen the Dutch the Dutch royal
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family even reacting to this, which
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again is a measure of how, you know,
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how deeply this this
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cut cut into the Dutch national
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psyche. But yeah.
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I mean, certainly, the, you know, the Dutch the Dutch
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political reaction has been if anything
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a little muted at the moment, we've actually
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seen you know, stronger reactions
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from Ukraine, saying it's an, you know,
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an important step, a NATO saying
7:41
similar and also from the US. Dani
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Kemp with AFP in the Hague. Thank
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you for joining us. Well, we will
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bring John and Murray back
7:50
in now and move along to domestic
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political concerns here in the UK
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where a major fiscal statement by
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the chancellor of the exchequer has not.
7:59
tanked the pound, created the markets,
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and doomed the prime minister. And so
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for those reasons alone must be reckoned an
8:05
improvement on the previous subset piece.
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Jeremy Hunt announced measures including a
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bit of a whack at highest earners
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and increased windfall tax on energy
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firms and a decentish hike in the minimum
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wage and pensions and benefits.
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But before anyone started wondering if
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Hunt had forgotten which party he was in,
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he also foreshadowed cuts, including
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those in support for soaring
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energy bills. John,
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first of all, a a general impression,
8:33
conservative with a small
8:35
sea clearly competent. He's
8:37
run the numbers. He's done his sums and
8:39
the markets have reacted calmly.
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He also, of course, took the
8:44
precaution of leaking most of what he
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was going to do. In advance, we knew that he
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was going to introduce
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further freeze on the tax
8:52
threshold. So instead of an increase in income tax
8:54
without it actually being a nominal
8:56
increase, politically clever. And
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the fact that the
9:02
the fact that he
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has increased the tax
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-- the amount of tax
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that the rich will pay will
9:11
probably go down quite well
9:13
across the political spectrum. So all
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in all, a workman night job
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quite quite different from his predecessor
9:20
and fasten your course that in fifty
9:22
five days, the Tory
9:24
party has done this extraordinary hundred
9:26
and eighty degree turn from quasi
9:29
quattings a great handout budget
9:31
to this much moral steer one. Is
9:33
it really only fifty five days?
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Only fifty five days. Good lord. My
9:37
sorry, did Jeremy Hunt today sound
9:39
to you like somebody still crazed
9:41
with a certain optimism that the Conservative
9:43
Party can actually win the next
9:45
election? I mean,
9:46
not really. At the end of the day, the
9:49
conservative party is still holding at around twenty five
9:51
percent and the labor party is still holding at around
9:53
fifty percent So is fair
9:55
to say there's not
9:55
been any great sort of honeymoon for Rishi
9:58
Sunak so far. But also, I think, you know,
9:59
the ABR was it the ABR common member? But,
10:02
you know, the ISS, I think, my my
10:04
bad. you pointed out that this year will
10:06
be the biggest foreign living
10:08
standards since the records began in
10:10
nineteen forty eight. And the second worst year
10:12
since records began will be next
10:13
year. So households will really,
10:16
really be feeding the pinch this year,
10:18
next year, probably the year after. So
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again, electrically speaking, I don't
10:22
you
10:22
know, III didn't believe that budget was
10:24
in in
10:24
any way, a sort of meaningful way
10:26
out for the conservatives.
10:27
John, he has planted
10:29
some of the details of taxes
10:31
down the track a bit.
10:34
Is that because he doesn't know
10:36
what he's going to cut entirely yet? Or is he
10:38
just trying to make life a bit difficult
10:40
the opposition here. I think
10:42
there may be elements of both. I mean, the
10:44
political attractions of bringing in
10:46
tax rises after the twenty
10:48
four election are obvious. But
10:52
also, I I think these he's trying
10:54
to signal that this is a long
10:56
term strategy. It's not just a
10:58
quick fixate budget. The Britain is
11:00
going to remain austere and very
11:02
careful for many years to come. And
11:04
Murray isn't though a difficult budget for
11:06
labor to respond to because
11:08
the previous one, and we should it's
11:10
not really I mean, it's effectively a
11:12
budget. It's not technically a budget, but we'll call
11:14
it a budget. because the last one, of
11:16
course, was actually quite easy
11:18
for labor to respond to. They
11:20
just had to affect incredulous expressions
11:23
and say things like Have you people
11:25
completely lost your mind? Well,
11:27
yes. No. III think they can't quite do
11:29
that anymore, and I think the usual labor
11:32
attack lines have been like preemptively by
11:34
Jeremy Hunt because actually there will be
11:36
some decent spending in education, some decent
11:38
spending on the NHS. care
11:41
budgets as well. So I think one
11:42
quite obvious attack line would be that actually
11:44
the reforms of the social care system are
11:46
still being sovereign further
11:48
down the line probably in two years, I think
11:50
he said, which is obviously quite a big
11:53
topic. But again, I think cost of
11:55
living crisis the bills, I think, you
11:57
know, people's bills are going to rise massively. The
11:59
government is still
11:59
going to help, but he is going to help less
12:02
worthy than it was going to under
12:04
Listra. So there are still things to say.
12:06
And and and again, and I think the obvious fine as
12:08
well can be less and okay fine. This
12:10
had to be the hard decisions budget.
12:12
who made the really bad decision that
12:14
caused, you know, those hard decisions. And, again, you
12:16
know, you've been in power for twelve years of
12:18
party. how have you still
12:20
not fixed anything? So so
12:22
again, it's you know, I think, again, some of the attack
12:24
lines are no longer
12:25
up for grabs, but overall, I would not worry too
12:27
much if I were the Labour Party. I
12:29
mean, the one of the many
12:32
things, John, that the Torys will be
12:34
running against the next time there is a
12:36
general election. It's not just the line
12:38
in living standards that Maori was
12:40
discussing. It is the very fact
12:42
that whether you think they
12:44
have done well or not. They
12:46
have been in power for a
12:48
very long time now. Much longer
12:50
than British voters are usually
12:52
patient with one party at the top. Well,
12:54
indeed so. And as as as Marty
12:56
said a minute ago, the poll suggests
12:58
that British voters are about
13:00
to do what British voters
13:02
so love to do, give them a whack
13:04
and great spanking. Unless the
13:06
polls are wildly wildly
13:08
wrong, it will be thirteen
13:11
years by the time they go, which is indeed
13:13
a long time, but that's your lot.
13:15
And I suspect we'll see a
13:17
change of government. There was an elephant
13:19
on as there always is in the room that
13:21
that languished, unaddressed, Maury, and
13:23
you you alluded yourself to the
13:25
Office of Budget Responsibility what
13:27
it's estimated about. Living
13:30
standards, but the Office of Budget
13:32
Responsibility has also said today that
13:34
Brexit will result in a
13:36
long term decline of fifteen
13:38
percent in the UK's
13:40
trade intensity
13:42
rather. Is there the remotest chance
13:44
do you think of anybody in the Conservative
13:46
Party acknowledging that
13:48
dealing with it? You've already started
13:50
laughing Yes. I have. Yes. I have.
13:51
And I I believe that to be quite unlikely.
13:54
Although swiping what will be quite interesting politically
13:56
is that so I think some problem came out
13:58
earlier this week. showing that we know that the
14:00
margins now for people saying, you know, if the
14:02
voters would be held tomorrow, which way would
14:04
you vote? Yeah. And actually, remain would win
14:06
by such a massive margin and actually
14:08
so many leave voters from twenty sixteen
14:10
have now changed their minds. So I think that that that there is
14:11
an interesting thing. Yeah. But Exactly.
14:14
But one of the team members, who knows.
14:16
Yeah. But but, you know, I I do think the
14:18
political reality on this is kind of
14:20
changing. But then if you're if you're the conservative
14:22
party though, I think most of your
14:24
voters probably remainly voters,
14:26
which is the slightly tricky thing
14:28
there for them as a party. Now they do
14:30
have quite an unwieldy electoral
14:32
coalition anyway. but I think crucially, leave
14:34
voters are still their main people. But the
14:36
labor policy may be
14:38
interesting on that once, you know, if they do
14:40
get into government because you
14:42
know, if they do when, they can
14:44
probably start saying, actually, you know, fine. We're definitely
14:46
not going to rejoin, but can we maybe address
14:48
this and actually try to fix it in
14:50
some
14:50
way? think John can or should
14:52
this become more of a thing, especially
14:54
if the forecasts about living
14:57
standards and the British economy in
14:59
general are proven correct. What
15:02
sort of replica of anything?
15:04
Well, the the idea of of reversing it
15:06
to some extent, I mean, I know SecureStar
15:08
of the leader of the opposition has already said that
15:10
he thinks rejoining is is something
15:12
of a a dead letter, but there
15:14
are there are options of involving
15:16
not quite rejoining. Yes, there
15:18
are. There's quite a wide kind of
15:20
Penumbra between being completely out
15:22
and completely in association
15:25
agreements bilateral agreements
15:27
of various kinds, special
15:29
arrangements. I mean diplomacy has got
15:31
all kinds of tools. to to
15:33
fund issues. It's what we do for a living
15:35
room. And if the
15:37
mood in the UK changes, there
15:39
there are plenty of ways of getting a lot closer to
15:41
Europe without actually rejoining.
15:44
Well, let's move along to diplomacy
15:46
because back in February, Russian
15:48
president Vladimir Putin visited China for
15:50
the opening of the thousand and twenty two
15:52
Winter Olympics. Shortly
15:54
afterwards, for obvious reasons, a conventional
15:56
wisdom coalesced. The real
15:58
reason for the outing had to
16:00
be to secure president Xi
16:02
Jinping's support or at least acquiescence
16:04
for Putin's proposed lightning
16:06
conquest of Ukraine. nine months
16:08
later, the recent g twenty summit in
16:10
Bali offered some suggestion that
16:12
China's patience with Russia's vainglorious
16:15
Imperial Endeavor is ebbing. More
16:17
on that shortly, but president Xi
16:19
also featured after g twenty in
16:21
another piece of impromptu political
16:23
theater, this one involving Canadian prime
16:25
minister Justin Trudeau. as our
16:27
Toronto correspondent Thomas Lewis
16:29
here with contextualizers. Well,
16:32
I think it's worth explaining just
16:34
briefly exactly what president
16:36
Xi of China is
16:38
referring to when he alleges
16:40
that prime minister Trudeau
16:43
leaked contents of their conversations to
16:45
the press Now on Tuesday,
16:47
the fifteenth of November, the two
16:49
leaders had a conversation, the
16:51
contents of which was summarized
16:54
and rounded up and published by the
16:56
prime minister's office in what's
16:58
called a readout. Now these documents are
17:00
pretty standard prime
17:02
ministerial pieces of
17:04
protocol. Whenever prime minister Trudeau
17:06
has a conversation on the phone or
17:08
in person, world leader,
17:10
then the contents of that conversation
17:12
is published by the prime minister's
17:14
office. Now in this readout that was
17:16
published following the conversation, on fifteenth
17:18
of November. It was revealed
17:20
that Trudeau had brought up a
17:22
report by Canada's intelligence service.
17:26
that members of the Communist
17:28
Party of China had been
17:30
secretly funding eleven parliamentary
17:33
candidates. for Canada's general election in twenty
17:35
nineteen. There was also
17:37
suggestions that large sums of money
17:39
had been funneled through the Chinese
17:41
consulate in Toronto to
17:43
fund those candidates. But there also, there was a
17:45
push by people linked to China's
17:47
Communist Party to get figures
17:49
linked to them with their
17:51
agenda, I suppose. into other
17:54
jobs in the parliamentary system
17:56
in Canada, which is a story of course that's
17:58
raised a lot of concern in Canada and has been
17:59
described potentially as
18:02
an act of meddling by the Chinese government
18:04
in Canadian democracy. We,
18:06
of course, had the case of
18:09
house arrest of Meng Wanzhou. She was the Huawei
18:11
executive, while she was under
18:13
house arrest in relative luxury
18:15
in Vancouver to Canadian men who'd
18:17
be known as the the
18:19
two Michaels were being held in
18:21
very different conditions in
18:23
Chinese prisons. All of those figures have
18:25
been released, but I think you
18:27
know, it does show that there's a lingering
18:30
tension between the two governments.
18:32
And it's just interesting, I think,
18:34
that president she decided to raise
18:36
this in such an unscripted way
18:38
while the cameras were rolling with
18:40
prime minister Trudeau heave himself explained
18:43
at a press conference after the
18:45
incident that he felt it was his duty to
18:47
let Canadians know exactly what he was
18:49
talking to other world leaders.
18:51
about, but I think it does fit into a
18:53
pattern of relative strain between
18:55
the two countries that
18:57
obviously are still simmering
19:00
pretty public in some ways, I'd say. And just
19:02
a Trudeau, of course, his defense is that he
19:04
is standing up for Canadians by
19:06
speaking about those things with the
19:08
leaders apparently involved. Thomas
19:10
Lewis, thank you. Let's bring John and Marie
19:12
back in. And Marie, first of all, as
19:14
a professional observer of
19:16
this sort of thing. How much did
19:18
you enjoy the Justin Trudeau Xi
19:21
Jinping spat? I
19:22
really enjoyed it. It it was
19:24
just unbelievably passive
19:26
aggressive. It really felt like basically watching, so we two teenage girls
19:29
fighting over some boy in class or
19:31
something. The the the tone was exactly remarkable.
19:33
But but also, again, you know, I think it it
19:36
was quite
19:36
extraordinary because you do not expect Xi Jinping to
19:38
be talking like this, especially in front
19:40
of a camera at all. Well well, that
19:42
was the thing about it, John. It was
19:45
in front of a camera and I write in assuming
19:47
that at diplomatic enclaves and
19:49
you are a veteran of many, this
19:51
sort of thing is actually not that
19:54
unusual. No. Not that unusual at all.
19:57
She is not stupid, and he
19:59
knew that camera was there. He did this
20:01
deliberately. This was a public review
20:03
to to do. It was actually I thought very well
20:06
delivered. She looked at his call right
20:08
through. He the point he was stressing was
20:10
not that Canada and
20:12
and and trying to disagreed on things. Everybody understands
20:14
that. It was that Trudeau
20:16
had released into the public
20:19
domain material that the
20:21
Chinese thought should have been kept confidential. And
20:24
he he was actually quite gently just so
20:26
we need to to build the
20:28
conditions for a proper dialogue to
20:30
overcome the tension that Murray was just talking
20:32
about, indicating clearly that he didn't think that Trudeau's
20:35
release had done much towards that. I thought
20:37
he actually handled it quite well. I
20:39
mean, it's a thing that it it does always
20:41
interest me, the degree to which
20:43
whether or not two people happen to get
20:45
on can affect you
20:47
know, the policy towards
20:49
the lives of millions. And I think
20:51
there is an assumption, especially in democracies,
20:53
Maury, that such disputes
20:55
as we see have a certain amount of
20:57
theater to them. But again, at
20:59
all the conferences and so forth that you
21:01
have visited it, how often have you witnessed
21:04
two people actually having a proper
21:06
row.
21:06
Well, I mean, it sort of depends because I think
21:08
I I have mostly gone to,
21:11
you know, stuff related to British politics. And
21:13
obviously, if there's a lot of thing British politicians or
21:15
indeed the British and general enjoy, it's
21:17
a drink So in that
21:19
context, you know, I've been to a number
21:21
of conferences of the Labour Party, the Conservative
21:23
Party, the Liberal Democrats even
21:25
and I've definitely seen some quite heavy handed bickering
21:27
because people were quite drunk, but
21:29
the confidence I've been to in Brussels for
21:32
example people are usually very civil because
21:34
they, you know, because they feel that they must do at least, you
21:36
know, in the places where
21:37
I comma, a journalist, comma, could see
21:40
them. it it was, you know, if not quite always
21:42
all smiles, it was, you know, close enough to
21:44
that. Well, John, you've been at these
21:46
things as as not a journalist. And you don't you don't
21:48
necessarily have to name names, though, if
21:50
you'd like to go right ahead.
21:52
But have you been personally witness
21:54
to involved in
21:57
found yourself holding coats
21:59
aside or having to stand in the middle of
22:01
any especially memorable rouse?
22:03
Yes. All those things. But I wanted to
22:05
say what pain journalists are at
22:07
this conferences. When journalists are like, what are you
22:09
saying? What are you saying? What are you
22:12
saying? Well, yes. Exactly. To to
22:14
to make much behave like civilized human
22:16
beings. I mean, this is why we shut
22:18
doors and have closed doors consultation.
22:20
So we can bank table
22:22
scream his daddy at each other. I behave, I
22:24
love the analogy like spoiled teenagers trying
22:27
to hear from a boy. I mean, this kind
22:29
of thing goes on all the time. People get hot on
22:31
the collar. People get emotionally. but
22:33
not in front of journalists, not in front of cameras.
22:35
Can can you tell us about a particular
22:37
incident? You don't have to name the names, but
22:39
again, we'd both be very happy if you
22:41
did. I have spent a lot of time
22:43
working in Latin America, and I don't think I'm
22:45
revealing too many secrets when I say that the moment
22:47
you close the door, between where
22:49
where you got two Latin American teams
22:52
arguing over something. They do
22:54
ballistic almost instant. I
22:56
mean, the volumables Spanish
22:58
or insults hurled across the
23:00
table. Until finally, their organs off
23:02
their chest take a big sort of
23:04
big deep breath I'm gonna have a lot of wine
23:06
together. We we
23:08
should reluctantly talk about the more serious
23:10
stuff from the G twenty in particular, John.
23:12
And I I did just want to ask you as
23:14
somebody who has worked in China as
23:16
a diplomat, what you
23:18
gleaned about China's present
23:20
attitude to what Russia is doing
23:23
in Ukraine? I think this is the big
23:25
takeaway from the G twenty. The
23:28
declaration of the G
23:30
twenty caught all China observers
23:33
completely vice versa. China led
23:35
through language quoting the
23:37
United Nations, certainly, but language
23:39
roundly condemning Russia's
23:41
attack on Ukraine. Now
23:43
Russia, of course, was represented only by
23:45
a foreign minister. It didn't actually have
23:47
the firepower to prevent that
23:49
declaration going out as it was. China did
23:51
and didn't use that firepower. Moreover,
23:54
if you wade through
23:56
the two transcripts or stuff
23:58
as they are of president Xi's meeting with
24:01
president Biden. Lots of nuggets
24:03
that the presidency telling
24:05
the Americans in public, we're not trying to
24:07
challenge you, we're not trying to replace
24:09
you. Common ground
24:11
on not just the
24:13
wrongness of the use of nuclear weapon with the
24:15
threat of nuclear weapons in Ukraine. That was a
24:17
slap across the face to put in.
24:19
The Chinese are signaling to the world
24:21
that they are realigning. that
24:23
that Putin, like Bashir, like
24:26
Adaire, like all China's, quote, friends, unquote,
24:28
is slowly being thrown
24:30
under a bus can you switch somebody out robust slowly?
24:32
No. You you you could carry them. Carry them
24:35
gently as it be uswards. And
24:38
that China it
24:40
is entirely unscentedental about its foreign relations.
24:43
China will always
24:45
pursue its own interests. And if
24:47
any given country no longer fickle
24:49
those interests, That's just tough. You just
24:51
get cast aside, and it looks very
24:53
much as if that is what's happening to Russia
24:55
right now. Well, let's move along and
24:57
look at France, and it is not
24:59
news that France is singularly
25:01
suspicious of the encroachment of
25:03
foreign languages. For more than two
25:05
centuries, the Playa Centuries of the Academy,
25:07
France says swaddled in splendid
25:09
embroidered robes, have metaphorically
25:11
swished their actual ceremonial
25:14
swords. to repel such
25:16
punitive unruly linguistic borders
25:18
as these are genuine examples,
25:21
deadline, hashtag and has been, the
25:23
Academy Fron says are not involved
25:25
yet in the most recent apparent
25:27
Brewha of this variety. But
25:29
according to Lipiguro, Another
25:31
cultural organization is humonging
25:33
about tourist advertisements which
25:35
drift into English.
25:38
Murray, here representing the entire
25:40
French nation, Is is there anything
25:42
actually wrong with a big poster
25:44
saying I love Niece?
25:45
Obviously, no. No. No. Obviously, no.
25:47
And I think the weird thing as well is that this
25:49
feels quite neat because I remember being a teenager in France
25:51
and we would make fun of Quebec
25:53
because we we would basically use English
25:55
words, you know, among french words and
25:57
French sentences like normal
25:59
people. And we would
26:00
just say, so for example, shopping, you know, when we
26:02
say, you know, in France.
26:05
But in Quebec, they will say, Loumegues in
26:07
french. And then I remember very
26:09
specifically making fun of that in class, you know,
26:11
as a as a teenager. So So
26:13
again, I think France deciding to wake up one day and saying,
26:15
actually, no. We want to sound very
26:17
silly as well. It just feels completely
26:19
golf snacking.
26:20
I mean, Even if
26:21
this isn't officially a big whoop among
26:23
most French people, it is still officially
26:25
a big whoop in France. That's what
26:27
the Academy Fron says is therefore.
26:30
Have you ever figured out why that is? I mean,
26:32
it's not like French is a threatened
26:35
language, three hundred million people
26:37
speak it. IIII
26:39
am quite baffled by
26:40
it, if I'm honest, and it it reminds me of that
26:42
brilliant story of when so really,
26:45
really not long after the Brexit vote.
26:47
I believe the French delegation, rightly supported
26:49
the French delegation in Brussels. Their first their
26:51
nearly first record is to go well.
26:54
Our personal
26:54
takeaway from
26:55
Brexit is that French is now the
26:58
US
26:58
language. It's a, lads, it's been
27:00
like two days. Come
27:01
on. John,
27:05
it it it strikes me as strange,
27:07
and I'm I'm aware that I sit at this
27:09
table as somebody who
27:11
was raised on an English speaking island, and
27:13
I'm aware between the two of you,
27:15
you could probably converse with about three
27:17
quarters of the world's people.
27:19
But one of the arguments
27:22
advanced against this
27:24
malicious tourist advertisement saying, I love
27:26
Nice, is that allowing
27:28
well, banning this sort of thing as this
27:30
organization puts it will slow the
27:33
progress towards bilingualism. But
27:35
isn't bilingualism good?
27:38
Well, yes, I would have thought
27:40
so. Provided the
27:42
bilingualism has French on top, I think
27:44
they would argue, I cannot
27:46
resist at this point pointing
27:48
out that although the Academy of France says
27:50
and the various cultural organizations
27:52
in France are all in favor
27:55
of protecting the French language is
27:57
dignity, is culture, is beauty
27:59
against these filthy, tomato
28:01
sauce using analogue Saxons.
28:03
It doesn't work the other way around.
28:06
If you have them as fortune, to
28:08
live in France, but have a first language
28:10
like Bask or
28:12
Pronçale, heaven help you. There's
28:14
no official recognition whatever.
28:16
No official bilingual street signs.
28:18
To be educated in
28:20
your native language, you have to have a private
28:23
education. And I but they
28:25
managed to to get through life without
28:27
having to to to declare outrage against
28:29
the the the the French
28:32
authorities. What a pity that the French
28:34
themselves don't do this? Oh, yeah. No. No. No. No.
28:35
And I think that happens again that that is just
28:38
weird in parallelism about the French
28:40
language even within France. And it's my my great
28:42
grand election. was born in Red and
28:44
Brittany and actually spoke Brett on as
28:46
his first language. I learned that recently until he was
28:48
about six or seven and then went to
28:50
school and they forced him to learn French
28:52
and speak French and that was it. So again, I I think
28:54
other
28:54
languages were very much crushed even
28:56
though they are languages from the country
28:59
or France.
28:59
But but but I'm curious about as
29:01
an embarrassed in this company,
29:04
MommoGlot, is given
29:06
both of yours experiences.
29:08
And I'll ask you first on because we did do
29:10
the thing in the waiting room beforehand of
29:12
trying to figure out how many languages the
29:14
two of you speak between you, and it is
29:16
an impressive quantity. don't all languages do
29:19
this? Don't they all borrow from other
29:21
languages and incorporate idioms and
29:23
phrases into their own language? Or is it
29:25
is it just English that because English
29:27
obviously has a genius for it.
29:29
But does do all the languages you
29:31
speak do this in some level? Yes.
29:33
But virtually all of them, I mean, in some of
29:35
them, not just in French, there's a movement to
29:37
to purify the language, but it very
29:39
rarely gets anywhere. There is famously
29:42
in in North Korea. And the North Koreans, of
29:44
course, are deep into language purification being
29:46
the purest of races. And they
29:48
have developed a word for ice cream.
29:51
which is about five syllables long, which I
29:53
cannot normally produce. I
29:55
don't know a single North Korean who doesn't call
29:57
the white coal stuff does ice
29:59
cream, but it's so much
30:01
easier. I remember once
30:03
picking up on on what we were saying.
30:05
At the hoverboard, when there was a hovercraft
30:07
between the UK and France, very
30:09
proudly going out to my to to
30:11
the French guard and ask him when the eardly
30:14
swear, went. Using the correct note,
30:16
academicians' word for half
30:18
a crop, looked to me, so I was gonna stupid said, you're talking
30:20
about love our craft. That's a bridge. I
30:22
gave up. I
30:24
am reminded at this point that many
30:26
years ago, an Australian newspaper
30:28
but I think stealing the idea
30:30
from the new statesman ran a competition
30:32
for travel advice to give to people who are going
30:34
overseas for the first time.
30:36
And the the the I mean, there were a few things like,
30:38
for example, when entering a London underground
30:40
carriage, it's customary to shake hands with every
30:42
other passenger. But but The
30:45
winning entry was Murray that when
30:47
in France never attempt to
30:50
address the locals in French, they really
30:52
enjoy practicing their English, especially
30:54
with Australians. And if you
30:56
and if you address a Parisian
30:58
in English and they pretend not to
31:00
hear you, that is a
31:02
quaint local custom and the
31:04
correct response is to grasp them
31:06
firmly by the shoulder and say, hey mate,
31:08
are you deaf or something? But
31:11
but generally Just just as a closing
31:13
thought on this, you you you were saying
31:15
earlier that, you know, you don't take this
31:17
terribly seriously and that you weren't aware
31:19
of people who've your generation when you're growing up, taking
31:21
it terribly seriously. Do you think
31:24
establishment France will ever
31:26
get past
31:27
this Yes. But also, I think,
31:29
you know, does establishment firms really
31:31
matter that much? I'm sure that, for example, in my
31:33
grandmother who is the one swords.
31:36
They get sold. They do get sold via my grandmother,
31:38
who knows, a massive that has probably read every book
31:40
written by Nick, and Yifante's author
31:42
and takes that stuff very seriously. probably
31:44
does not care at all, you know, so that she's kind of
31:46
like the woman I follow on this stuff. So, you know, if
31:48
she doesn't care, then I really, really doubt
31:50
that anyone
31:51
does. Marie Leconte and John Everett, thank you both
31:54
for joining us. Finally, on today's
31:56
show, it's time for our regular letter from New
31:58
York City. Here is our correspondent,
32:00
Henry Re Sheridan. Last
32:02
week, I went
32:03
bonkers
32:05
in Yonkers.
32:10
Not really. I was only
32:13
in Yonkers City, just
32:15
north of New York City for
32:17
about half an hour. I
32:19
was there to report a story for monocle
32:22
magazine, and my conduct, while I
32:24
was there, was quite sensible. But
32:26
during my brief visit, I was
32:28
on the receiving end of a comment that I
32:30
do think was
32:32
bonkers. The episode doesn't
32:34
fit into the story. I was up there
32:36
to report, so I want to tell you
32:38
about it here instead.
32:40
After
32:43
I exited at Yonker's train station, I searched
32:45
on Google Maps for somewhere I
32:47
could buy a cappuccino.
32:48
I've settled on
32:50
a nearby cafe that has a large
32:53
number
32:53
a positive reviews. I
32:55
walked to the cafe and placed my order.
32:57
The barista, a
32:58
young woman, asked me if
33:01
I was British and I admitted as it was.
33:04
The very next
33:06
words, she said to me, were.
33:09
You remind me of Harry
33:12
Steins. I didn't
33:15
know what to say.
33:17
I asked the barista where she
33:19
was from mainly because I couldn't
33:21
think of anything else. She
33:23
said Mexico. I nodded
33:25
and smiled then left the
33:27
cafe. I
33:30
walked
33:31
through the streets of Yonkers in
33:33
a days thinking about the barista's
33:36
comment. Why did I
33:38
remind her? of Harry
33:40
Styles. As far as I
33:42
know, Harry Styles and I
33:44
have very little in common.
33:46
But then I don't know very
33:48
much about mister styles. Here's
33:51
a sum total of my styles
33:53
knowledge. He's a singer.
33:55
He got his start as a teenager
33:57
in a band called One Direction.
33:59
And
33:59
since leaving his first job,
34:02
he's been mute an extraordinarily successful solar
34:04
career. None of those statements can
34:06
be accurately applied to me.
34:08
And I certainly
34:10
don't look like Harry Styles. Styles
34:12
is known for his boyish charm
34:14
incorporating a thick head of artfully
34:17
twosled blonde hair. I look like every character from Wallace
34:19
and Grommet at the same time. My
34:22
partner shaves my head every couple of weeks
34:24
to conceal my
34:26
rapidly thinning dough. In fact, there are only
34:29
two things I know for certain I have in
34:31
common with Harry styles. First,
34:35
we both originate in the United
34:38
Kingdom. Second, we're both in relationships
34:40
with older women.
34:42
Unless, she knows much Much
34:44
more about me than she revealed, the barista was only party
34:47
to one of those pieces of
34:50
information.
34:52
Was
34:53
my being
34:56
British
34:56
really enough to not only remind her
34:59
Harry Styles, but to prompt her to
35:02
report that psychic
35:03
event to me. I
35:05
don't
35:05
like that idea. if
35:07
I myself around a person who is audibly
35:10
British in a social context
35:12
where the majority of people
35:14
aren't British, I'm often
35:16
disinclined to talk and thus reveal myself
35:18
to also be British.
35:20
This is because I don't want to take the
35:22
risk of being grouped in with another
35:24
British person. I've got nothing against British people. I just
35:26
strongly dislike the sense of being part
35:28
of a group. The feeling
35:30
of a group identity
35:32
eating away identity
35:34
makes me feel a bit sick.
35:36
So the possibility that merely being
35:38
British was enough to render me
35:41
practically indistinguishable from Harry styles in
35:43
the eyes of the Yonker's barista
35:46
didn't feel good at
35:48
all. However,
35:48
however In
35:49
the next few days, for the
35:52
first time in my life, I'm going to
35:54
consciously make myself visible as
35:56
a member of a
35:58
national group. As soon
35:59
as I
35:59
finish writing and recording this letter,
36:02
I'm heading into Manhattan
36:04
to pick up my Wales
36:06
football shirt from the Adidas
36:08
flagship store. I'm
36:09
going to wear it while watching Wales at
36:11
this year's compromised World Cup in
36:14
Qatar. I'm
36:16
nervous and excited to publicly out myself
36:19
as welsh. As I've said, I
36:21
normally go out of my way to avoid
36:23
being identified as part of a
36:25
group. So why is
36:27
this different? There's a
36:28
scarcity value. There are
36:30
only three million welsh people, so we
36:32
are rare simply as organisms. That
36:35
makes me feel special. Also,
36:38
we don't get many opportunities to represent
36:40
ourselves collectively on a global
36:42
stage. This is the first
36:44
football world cup we've qualified for
36:46
in sixty four years. We're good at rugby, but that
36:48
can't be considered a truly global
36:51
sport. There's also
36:53
an element of trying to
36:56
ameliorate a personal insecurity.
36:58
My dad's English and I grew
37:00
up in England till
37:01
I was six. By this stage, only the
37:03
faintest traces remain of the weak
37:05
welsh accent I once
37:07
had. Putting on
37:10
the whale shirt. I'm asserting my national affiliation to
37:12
myself as much as anyone else.
37:14
Of course, a football shirt isn't going to
37:16
solve my ongoing
37:18
identity crisis. I'm not going
37:20
to be able to wear it all or
37:22
even most of the
37:24
time. It would get threadbare
37:26
and filthy. Being convenient truth is that none of us can
37:28
hide forever inside a group
37:30
identity or escape
37:32
them completely. Instead,
37:34
we've got to work with whatever's to
37:36
hand in terms of identifiers
37:38
to assemble and constantly maintain
37:40
a junk sculpture resembling a person
37:43
for the duration of our lifetimes.
37:46
Luckily for most of us, that's not
37:48
too long. Our
37:52
New York radio correspondent, Henry Re Sheridan, with his brass
37:54
band, who he lives with. That's all for
37:57
this edition of the monocle
37:59
Daily. Thanks our panels today, Marie LeCote and John Eberard. Today show was
38:02
produced by Lillian Fawcett and Research by
38:04
Emily Sands. Our sound engineer was Adam
38:06
Heaton. I'm Andrew Miller here in London. The Daily
38:08
Returns at same time Thanks
38:12
for listening.
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