0:15

So a listener was like, you would be You want to hear how much

0:18

I paid for to take my girl to see Tyler Childress right right? Over?

0:24

Nine hundred dollars. Oh yeah, that's ridiculous, man, there's no

0:27

way that's that's wild for two hours. That's just my wife and I have

0:31

this conversation because it's just a wild amount of money to pay for two hours

0:34

of anything. Yeah, a prostitute, that's insane, right, It's a

0:39

dinner that's insane. How does it make sense for a con That's my argument

0:45

with my wife is she's like, yeah, but we get to see these

0:47

urs. I'm like, for that much money, do you That's like a

0:50

third of a trip to Mexico right right? And that's not even drink.

0:55

We're not even to drinks. It's ridiculous. Two tickets. That's for two

1:00

tickets. It just makes me wonder, like, who's the one responsible for

1:04

the ticket prices? Is at the venue? Is that? The band?

1:07

Is that the promoter? Is it? You know a combination of all of

1:10

them? Who? Who? Who? I got a fucking punch in the

1:15

face to get these goddamn tickets lowered. I can't name a Tyler Childers song,

1:21

Oh yeah, I'm going to White House Roads. Hold on, I

1:26

think your point is he is he a B or C in the country world

1:30

and that and that would he'll be on a poster for a concert, for

1:34

a festival, Oh yeah, for sure as the lead a headliner. Yeah,

1:38

he'd be a headliner at Born and Raised or any of the other music

1:42

festivals. For sure. He's he was a nobody. Everybody was nobody at

1:46

one point in time. But he's really blown up over the last couple of

1:48

years. Like he was doing he was doing and this was just like fucking

1:52

like maybe four years ago, doing the hard rock shows, which there's nothing

1:56

wrong with hard rock shows, but you're trying to establish yeah, exactly exactly,

2:00

and now he's fucking selling out the Bok Center and fucking charging nine hundred

2:06

dollars for two fucking tickets. All right, who's bigger, Jelly roll or

2:09

Tyler Tyler Childress, They're about to say, Really, I think if I

2:15

was going to go anywhere on that one, I'd say Jilly Rolls bigger. And that's simply because he has two other genres that he caters to. He

2:22

caters to the rock genre and the hip hop, rap, genre and country

2:24

music and Top forty right exactly on Top forty where Tyler Childers is strictly fucking

2:30

country. Yeah, and is that all you got was Tyler Childress? Is

2:34

that? Oh? Yeah? A couple of So I'm going to Billy Joel

2:38

in September with Sting in Saint Louis. I bought three tickets and it was

2:44

seven hundred for three tickets. Okay, So that's I think that's a different

2:50

show, okay. And it's different because it's a destination show. He's playing

2:53

ballparks around America, right, right, there's the seating is an idea deal?

3:00

Right, You're not gonna it's not like an arena. It's not a

3:02

very intimate show. It's a massive show. You'll watch most of that show

3:06

on the screen. Right. I'm not knocking it to me, but but

3:09

I would warrant paying the thousand dollars to see Billy Joel in the ballpark.

3:13

Yeah, right, that's a little bit different. You need a legendary motherfucker

3:16

right now? Yes, yeh know, yes, paying thousands of dollars to

3:20

see how much was it again? Seven hundred dollars? Yeah, seven hundred

3:23

dollars to see Tyler Childers or any of these other newer people. That's ridiculous,

3:30

you know, but we're talking fucking legendary. So I got this open.

3:32

Zach Bryant's playing the b Okay three nights in December, right, uh

3:37

huh, And like he's Oklahoma City in May, but and then Tulsa in

3:40

December, and there's good amount of seats open for Thursday night and he's in

3:46

the round, right, And yes, great way to see a show and

3:51

to sit in the lower level, like two rows back three hundred and fifty

3:55

five dollars a ticket. Yeah, so it means we're talking seven hundred dollars

4:00

for my wife and I had to go to that show. Yeah, absolutely absolutely, And I think he is a you know, I think he's awesome.

4:08

Yeah, he's not seven hundred dollars awesome, though, I'm sure he

4:12

puts on a fine show. Yeah. That's where I like fucking music festivals

4:17

rock Oklahoma born and raised, stuff like that. Bang for your box.

4:21

Absolutely, Yeah, you may have to peel off thousand dollars for two tickets,

4:27

but you're getting three days of fucking music. So many bands, much

4:31

better experience. I feel as opposed to seven hundred dollars one night, one

4:38

spot, one spot. That's your fucking scene. There's no real experience there.

4:43

You're just sitting there listening, in line to piss, stand in line

4:46

to get in, get freshed, right in line for cocktail or drink right,

4:49

and for that costume. Yeah, yeah, which would you rather do?

4:54

Would you rather me give you seven hundred dollars, I'll say, you'll

4:58

say eight hundred dollars, eight hundred dollars to go see Zach Bryan. Great

5:01

seats, a little extra cash for parking, great seats, colored drinks,

5:08

floor like one twenty, first row, one twenty, right in front of

5:12

the stage. No one's going to be in your way. Those are great

5:14

seats. Yes, you're gonna be able to see his facial expressions, right,

5:17

Yeah, Or me give you eight hundred dollars for you to go to

5:23

the bar and buy all your friends drinks and have people and party fucking be

5:27

man, Yes all day, every day. You know you're getting way more

5:30

experience, making better memories. The only memory you're making. Yeah, you

5:35

got great seats, You got to see a great show, but it will

5:39

always be eclipsed by fucking paid eight hundred dollars or seven hundred dollars for two

5:44

tickets. Yeah, so all that awesomeness that you're getting right there is eclipsed

5:48

by fuck prices. Yeah. I think people just to go back to your

5:55

question about who's picking these prices. This is the big debate that is going

5:58

on with people questioning Live Nation and some of these other companies, is who's

6:02

setting this price? Why is it cost that much money to go see Taylor

6:09

Swift or to pay three hundredty dollars to see Zach Bryan? Who sets that?

6:14

Does Zach Bryan say set that price point? I would like to think

6:16

he's not. I don't think he does, but I don't know that he

6:19

has his fee and that's his fee. And then they did my understand how

6:25

the industryer's if it's we'll just say one thousand dollars for argument's sake to get

6:29

Zack Bryan. And then the promoter goes, well, I can charge this

6:32

much. I'll make this much per ticket, got or I got to sell

6:35

this many tickets to maybe maybe they've reinvented it. But he used to be

6:40

like, oh, I've got to sell half the house right in order to

6:44

turn the property just to afford this guy and make some money. Yeah,

6:46

I get that, or have they been like I don't. People are going

6:49

less so as long as I sell a quarter, But to do that,

6:53

the ticket price has to go up, and then there are these you know,

6:56

jackpot artists. Right. But here's the thing, though, I mean

6:59

and fast the case, people would go more often, and go two shows

7:03

more often if it was affordable and I'm not talking you know, fucking ten

7:08

dollars a ticket. I mean even even if there's fifty dollars a ticket,

7:13

one hundred dollars a ticket. I'd much rather pay two hundred dollars for me

7:16

and my lady to go to a concert and enjoy the night than fucking seven

7:20

hundred happy to go and take a fucking long that they're still the shows are

7:25

still selling out. Yeah, people are still paying these prices, so they're

7:30

gonna charge They're gonna keep charging these prices because people are paying them. So

7:34

I was just looking. You know a aj RS the artists. They have

7:39

a couple of hit songs. You would know them if I played them, but they're kind of a faceless band they're playing. Their tickets are like one

7:44

hundred dollars for lower level, right, Okay, that seems reasonable. Yeah,

7:47

it seems it's expensive. But also I'm okay with that. Yeah,

7:50

Nicki Minaj, same seats five hundred dollars. So what is just because it's

7:56

a bigger name you gotta pay for That's true. Nicki Minaj is massive,

8:00

meant like a raeis. Yeah, but she's a massive for sure artist absolutely,

8:05

So that kind of makes me wonder is it just a collaboration of everybody?

8:11

Are the artists overreaching so far? Is trying to get as much money

8:16

as possible? Is the promoter also adding on top of the artist overreach because

8:22

they need to make money, and then you know, the venue itself also

8:26

needs to make money, right, So everybody's just stacking on top of everybody.

8:31

And then the next thing, you know, it's just this ridiculously outrageous

8:35

price. I don't know who it is, but I'm tired of it.

8:39

So Hosier's playing what a hoser? Right, and he's like, I think

8:45

he's had his time, yeah right, but people still love him. He

8:48

puts on a great show. Look the tickets are, it's pretty sold out

8:52

lower Bowl, but the first closest available tickets seventy five dollars. That's not

8:58

bad fucking reasonable, but so so okay, so economics guy who's maybe had

9:05

his moment and trying to have another one. Okay, Nicki Minaj red hot,

9:11

Okay, Hosier shows up with the mall, people will go yeah, right, Nicki Minaj goes, They're gonna have to shut them all down.

9:16

Yes, it'll be a right, I would agree. I would agree Tyler

9:18

Chill just goes to the mall, I think it'd be it would be a

9:22

lot of people would show up, might need to shut it down, right,

9:28

Zach Brian shows up, one hundred percent right, shutting it down.

9:31

It's free either way. I think they'd probably even if Tyler shows up,

9:33

they're going to shut it down. I don't know, because I don't think

9:37

a lot of people know what he looks like. Fucking Ginger, Yeah,

9:41

oh, fucking Ginger. Creed, here's a good this. I think this

9:46

is a good example. Creed lower level, third row, left of stage

9:50

not shutting them all down. Two hundred and ninety five dollars. I think

9:54

they would do pretty good. Do you think so? Yeah? Okay,

9:58

I think yeah. Not that they would walk through the mall. But let's

10:01

just say they're gonna do it if they you said free. This is my

10:05

argument with people like videos. I'm like, bitch, if I gave away

10:09

tool tickets, all right, you go, you do lose your goddamn mind,

10:13

right, And people would do that anyway for any free tickets just because

10:18

it's free. You know, I don't want to see Todd Runggren, but

10:22

I mean I've got free tickets so I can listen to the one song,

10:26

right whatever. Yeah, Pumpkins, it's just billy right now, the original

10:33

members. People still ship their pants about that one. Yeah, people still

10:39

ship their pants over Pumpkins. I don't think they ship their pants. Maybe

10:43

it's just the people of mine nine inch nails. I'll stay in the genre.

10:46

Nine inch Nails. People still shah, but they don't play that often.

10:52

Pumpkins don't put on a good show, right, they just don't.

10:54

I would agree, But people still get excited and ship their pants. They're

10:58

like, oh my god. Think so maybe, like I said, maybe

11:01

it's just my circle of people that are, you know, still in the

11:05

interest. Did tell me about it? Green Day? That is one I'll

11:09

buy, right, Like I get, people lose their mind over that.

11:15

But that show is like, eh, I was trying to see. I

11:18

was gonna go down to see the show that's in Dallas Arlington, sorry,

11:24

right, Global Life Field, Yeah, eleven gonna be that's a massive show.

11:28

It's kind of like the show that Lindsay's talking about. I mean the

11:33

stage is in you know, about halfway into center field. So if you're

11:39

sitting in a great seat behind home plate, yeah, eighty five dollars because

11:43

you're not gonna be able to see anything, right, you're watching that show

11:46

on the screen, right. Pit tickets one hundred and fifty five bucks even

11:50

that sorry sorry, on the grass one hundred and fifty five pit tickets around

11:56

the runway and twenty nine more like it. That's more like it. I

12:01

was gonna say, one hundred and fifty bucks for fucking pit tickets to Green

12:05

Day. Hell yeah, no, yeah, I can't do it. I

12:11

just find myself equating experiences comparing cost experiences, and maybe I've just seen too

12:18

many concerts and that's the problem. I'm just so done with it. Maybe

12:22

so, But it's gotta be worth it. It's gotta be somebody I really

12:24

want to see. I just look at the fucking dollar, even even if

12:28

it's somebody I really really really really wanted to see. If it's gonna cost

12:31

me seven hundred bucks for two tickets, I ain't fucking doing it. That's

12:35

fucking that's most my rent, and I'm not gonna go and throw myself in

12:39

debt for a night of fun, you know, fun with the question mark

12:43

at the end. I'd rather go to the bar and buy a few rounds

12:48

and you know, you can list on the Absolutely we'll have our own goddamn

12:54

Green Day concert or whatever the case is. Yeah, piss everybody off,

13:00

load up the touch tunes, nothing but Green Day for the next three hours.

13:03

You're welcome. Yeah. I was trying to see looking at tickets at

13:09

the Canes because maybe it's just a yeah, maybe it's just has to be

13:11

the you know, because it's such a big venue. Okay, you think

13:15

you got to pay that much, okay to see a show. That's fair.

13:18

Now, some of the shows that come to the Canes are a lot

13:20

of up and comers or whatever. Right, they're not huge artists like that.

13:26

They start off at the Canes, but then they end up at the

13:28

fucking b Okay Center. Yeah, I've seen so many artists progress that way.

13:33

Starts with the Canes, then goes to the Tulsa Theater, to the

13:37

Brady or whatever, and after the Brady maybe a casino or something to that

13:41

effect. But after the casino, you know, boom b Okay Center,

13:46

and that's where they're you know, they're they're big time. Then Aaron Watson

13:50

playing the Canes Okay up and comer in the Country World twenty five bucks.

13:54

Yeah, Brittany Howard establish Alabama Shakes doing her solo fifty six bucks. But

14:01

if it was Alabama Shakes, they'd be at the bok Center. Your tickets

14:05

would contion three hundred dollars piece. But like we learned too, when a

14:09

show is at the bok Center, if you go directly to the box office

14:13

and buy your tickets, it is less expensive, right because you're not paying

14:16

for all the fees exactly. And that's another thing. You got the you

14:20

got the venues charging, you got the artist charge, and you got the promoter charging, and then you got the people who are like, hey,

14:26

we'll sell your fucking tickets, but what's gonna cost you, you know?

14:28

And so that's laziness right there, fucking capitalizing on laziness because oh well,

14:33

I can just go to a website. I don't have to wait in line.

14:37

I don't have to camp out in line anymore. When these tickets go

14:41

on sale. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to look because Morgan Wade's playing

14:45

that show sold out. Morgan Wade's awesome. Guess she's awesome, great,

14:48

and like a good human being too. If you listen to interviews with her,

14:52

you're like, you're pretty cool her. So I can't see the exact

14:56

but it's it has sold out forty five dollars for best. It's in at

15:01

Fort in Fort Smith. That's not bad, That's what I'm saying, And

15:03

maybe that's what it is too, Like I think i'd rather see an up

15:07

and comer in a small venue. I like a rent of shows, but

15:11

I'm just not paying that price, right, it's fucking ridiculous, That's damned

15:15

ridiculous. But if they happen to have tickets here and a drawer at work,

15:18

then Brady, that's a good one too. So Morgan, first of

15:28

all, Zach Bryant, I'm going, right, if I'm offered free tickets,

15:31

I'm going, even if it's the Thursday show. I'm in Yeah.

15:35

Oh yeah, yeah, I'm going. If it's Morgan Wade, yeah,

15:41

I might go. Offering free tickets from here, I would go one hundred

15:45

because I like her music that much. I like her music. That's one

15:48

that I might even uh go out on a school night for, you know,

15:54

which I think you know, at least for us. Anyway, it says a lot. It says a lot for that artist. I love Alabama

15:58

Sha. It's one of my favorite bands of all time. I would easily

16:03

put them in my top twenty. I wouldn't go see Brittney Howard on a

16:07

school night, not by yourself. I don't even know if i'd go during the weekend, not by yourself. But if it was Alabama Shake, she'd

16:11

be in it. Yeah, But that's not what we're talking about it exactly.

16:15

It is different, exactly now. I'd go see fucking Soli Erna and

16:18

some solo shit. But that's just because I got a huge man crush on

16:22

Soli and I'm a huge fan of Godsmack and everything that he does. He's

16:25

fucking shit's gold. You know, that's just my opinion. I just wake

16:33

up in the morning, I piss excellent. You know, I'm the greatest thing that's ever been around. Watch the other day. It's a great movie.

16:44

My wife and I joke about this, and because it's the podcast,

16:47

we can bring it up. Do you think, lindsay, men naked from

16:51

the torso down you only see their torso right? Could you pick out your

16:56

husband's penis? Yes? Do you think women torso down? Do you think

17:03

he could pick out your vagina? Yes? I don't think so. I

17:07

think it could. I think short. Now you have to subtract a distinct

17:11

feature freckle right, something to that degree, right right, right, right,

17:15

right, Oh, there's a freckle on the left labia or whatever,

17:18

right mole or some crazy right right. You have to put that out obviously,

17:22

you know, right right right. Get the hrpie stores cleared up all

17:25

this. Yes, I don't. I don't think. I don't think you

17:30

could. They're they're like snowflakes, man. They all look different. Waiters

17:36

and be jeans, they are all different. They they got the same basic

17:40

shape, but when it comes down to it, mol or no mole, there's subtle differences on erences. You played the memory game right, yea where

17:48

you put the cards down, you flip one over and you flip another,

17:51

and you gotta find the match right. The part of the problem with that,

17:55

the challenge of that game is it's disorienting because there are so many,

17:59

right, And I think when you start putting ten vaginas or ten dicks,

18:04

yeah, you go, well, you would go, well, that one's

18:07

it, and then you would go, whoa shit, m hm, shit,

18:11

it might be that one, and then the pressure of like, shit,

18:14

I gotta get this right right right. If there's an actual, real

18:18

legit game, there might be a little bit of a challenge to it. But I think it could be done. Breast. I'll go with breast.

18:22

I think you might be because I think there's some more discerning features right,

18:26

right, but how often you may give fillatio in some regards, but you

18:33

ultimately aren't looking at it like men look at breasts. I look at my

18:38

I don't stare deep into the abyss. You don't. No, I might

18:45

be working, but I'm not taking eye inventory, you know what I'm saying.

18:51

It's just me. I'm a gazer, man, I fucking sit there and stare at that some bitch all day long, working, not working whatever.

18:56

Absolutely, it's a little awkward to stand and stare even when it's yours.

19:03

It's is that though, right? Sure? But I mean you're friends

19:08

with it, like you Yes, Yes, that's my pal mega. We

19:14

get close, very intimate. Yes, yeah, I'm not saying you don't

19:21

know. I'm just saying it isn't the same as like staring at someone's face

19:25

or staring at someone's breast, right. But I mean I'm not the one

19:30

that man escapes for him, so but I would know he has somebody to

19:36

do that for him. No, he does it. But I'm just saying, like I I would know because again I'm friends with it. Have everybody

19:44

shaves the exact same right? Right? Right? They all got strip or

19:48

whatever it is. Yes, they all have a heart, yes, the

19:52

triangle heart. Yeah, one of those weird uh haircuts from the Hunger Games.

19:56

Whatever. I still think you put I think I think you could.

20:00

I think you could, you know, because you're getting so close to it

20:03

and so intimate with it. You know, it's it's your best friends.

20:07

You don't like to think, and I think it would be. I think

20:10

it would be more difficult if it were like pictures flipped over like polaroids.

20:15

I think that would be more difficult than seeing them up close in a lineup

20:22

live versus pictures. Pictures would be more difficult. Yeah, and there's no

20:26

way to test this. I'm not gonna, you know, ask your husband

20:29

to take a picture of this dick, and they will find six others print

20:32

them out on cards and then it becomes a thing and I explain to corporate

20:34

why we're printing picture of cocks. Sam sign a fucking waiver, man,

20:40

It's all good. Waivers picks everything. It's like feet, like some people

20:45

think short of a specific discerning feature, they do this thing online. A

20:51

couple of sites do it where they're like, oh, what celebrities feet are these right? And you're like, oh shit, right, belly buttons stuff

20:59

like that. You're like a fuck hairlines or what the Yeah? Yeah?

21:03

You might own a what color is your car? Silver? Yeah, a

21:07

silver car? But you how many times have you walked up to another silver

21:11

of that same model and make and you go, oh and you see that

21:15

car all the time. Well, it depends on how much you've been drinking

21:18

too. That makes a huge difference. You walk down in the parking lote

21:22

and there's like four fucking silver cars and you're like, oh, yeah, we're talking sober, which one I'm gonna yeah, we're talking sober. Yeah,

21:27

right, So that's why that's part of my argument of why I think

21:33

you ain't gonna tell your man's cock from six other stranger cocks. And obviously

21:38

again you like, it wouldn't be like your husband's your husband's dick and then

21:44

like an Asian dick, right, and I'm you know, an African American

21:48

cock. It isn't like that clear differences, right, yeah. And it

21:53

isn't like you know, you know, a Hope solo and then you right

22:00

fucking Lasagnia turned on its side. Yeah, somebody's chewed up gum. It

22:06

isn't that they all look very similar. That's my girlfriend right here. That's

22:11

actually a beef and cheddar from armis a hot pocket exploded. That's probably more

22:19

Sorry, babe, sorry, right right, you do not. That's the

22:26

other thing. Right, you're on a date, maybe you haven't gotten too

22:30

intimate with the girl you're with, and you're watching something or somebody tells about

22:33

some stripper's birthday, and you can get someone going, look that goddamn nipples.

22:41

They're like, oh shit, my nipples look like someone was smacking in

22:47

between cinder blocks. Maybe you won't want to fix it, but it's okay.

22:51

I'll still look anyway. I'll make fun of them. And she's like,

22:53

hey, I'm having surgery, Like, oh, what's happening. I'm

22:56

having plastic surgery? Oh wow, oh what we're getting a little uh,

23:02

you know, retightening. What are we doing? My nipples? They looked

23:07

like they were stepped on by an elephant. Okay, well, all right,

23:12

then the man I was with before really gave him working. Let me

23:18

let me let me see real quick, let me see what we're working with

23:21

here. If you all be the judge of that, how about this scenario,

23:25

gimpee, you're dating a girl no kids, huh. You know she's

23:29

dated other men. Let's just say an NBA player and she's like, oh,

23:33

I'm having plastic surgery and you go, oh what for? And she's

23:37

like, oh, I've got to get a tightening because because I was uh

23:47

I was with Serge Ibaka for a couple of years. Yeah, that was

23:52

with the m v P. Right right, Well, I mean all right,

23:56

cool, what's the healing on that? When are you going to do

23:59

that? Probs? Oh you're doing that tomorrow. Okay, I'll be right

24:03

here to help you and hold your hand all the way through. It's some

24:07

other man. Yeah, well you know took a wrecking ball. Yeah,

24:12

and then hopefully I can you know. Or they pulled a chain through it

24:18

and put a tire on it and pull the chain. Thrill, right,

24:22

pull the tire through to clear it out? Right? Is that an NBA

24:26

Championship ring? They just pulled it? Says my keys right here? Yeah

24:34

right, but I don't see it? What fucking hear? Taggs Uh yeah,

24:41

okay. So we are doing our giveaway for see them all twenty twenty

24:45

four next Thursday, that is correct. We're gonna be at we Street Ice

24:49

Center, which inside is a place called Pucks. Yes, and that is

24:52

a bar that is open normally. Yeah, and that's what we'll be doing

24:57

the giveaway. So you're fucking kidding me, correct, And I was wondering

25:03

how long it was gonna take. So that's happening next Thursday five to seven

25:07

is to give as the remote and then we do the giveaway at seven. So if you guys want to join us, we'd love for you to come

25:11

by and say hi, you guys, have a fantastic week. Bye bye.

25:17

I know sorry see Yuah some bullshit man, Bye bye,