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1:01

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1:03

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1:05

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1:33

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1:35

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1:37

show today. Low lunchroom chest Wiki good. came

1:41

up and discussion. Who's

1:44

going out? A loser? Clue to analysis

1:46

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1:50

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1:52

to go elude and then they sleep

1:54

have usually been on Ludo wake up

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the nose depend on loans other people's

1:58

the been on nellie though. the. We'll

2:00

take Nelly, so we'll run it back again. Don't

2:02

do that. We'll run it back again. Guys, we're

2:04

trying to give you everything on this show. This

2:06

is so lame that it's going to be great.

2:08

The sexiest landline number. No, that's... Who

2:11

had it? Who had the sexiest number? Call

2:13

after, um, a limiter. We're going to talk

2:15

about that on the show. Mark, what'd you

2:17

find on the Facebook page? Yeah, a bit

2:19

of a dilemma. A red flag is such.

2:21

But I want to see if we can

2:24

give a plausible and innocent reason as

2:26

to why this may be the case.

2:28

A question was asked. Well,

2:30

I want plausible, innocent reasons on it

2:32

only. Okay. It'll make sense.

2:35

It'll make sense. It'll make sense. It

2:37

will. It will. And then also

2:39

we wrap up on the show, Mark, on our

2:41

gaming shift and our gaming shift. Yeah, we do.

2:44

What about a game of dodgeball? But it's all

2:46

done digitally. Yeah. Yeah. That's hard.

2:48

I'll play. It's super hard. But we learned a

2:50

little bit about that game and the gaming shift.

2:52

Love that. But we always start the show, guys,

2:54

with an absolute... BOOM! And I have

2:56

those on us today. Mark, yesterday... Jordan, you played a great

2:59

song yesterday, by the way. Celine, you cannot go wrong. Mark,

3:02

you asked the question, though, how do you dance to it? You

3:04

just got to rock. This one, though... Today

3:07

we're going to tell you how to dance to it. 45

3:10

million. The cast was flat by two. Featuring

3:13

the platinum band. This time...

3:16

We're going to a game. Okay. Have

3:19

you ever heard of a war? Who makes this?

3:23

Everybody cut their hands. Cut their hands.

3:25

Clap, clap. Cut their hands. Clap, clap.

3:28

Come on, get in here. All right,

3:30

now. We're going to do the babies

3:32

dance. To the left. Take it

3:34

back now, y'all. Right off this

3:37

path. Right foot, left

3:39

foot, left foot, left foot. Should

3:41

I try real quick? Hey,

3:44

hey. I'm sorry to

3:46

ask. To the left.

3:49

Take it back now, y'all. Right

3:51

off this path. Left

3:53

foot, left foot, left foot, left foot.

3:55

Now you... Now

3:58

time to get to the... to

4:00

the right now to

4:02

the left take it back now

4:04

you one half this

4:06

time one half

4:09

this time right foot two

4:11

stops left foot two stops

4:14

slide to the left slide to

4:16

the right come here

4:19

strong come here strong touch

4:22

it real smooth go

4:24

to work to

4:27

the left to the left

4:30

to the left left foot

4:32

two stops left

4:34

foot two stops left foot two

4:37

stops one half to

4:40

the left oh

4:44

come on don't

4:46

take it further we have to do it

4:50

turn it up listen

4:52

to me I

4:54

heard you were driving a

4:56

lorax, a song with a lorax tells

4:59

you what you need to do to dance very handy such

5:02

a dead explanation very

5:04

handy how are you G, you are?

5:08

I'd be lying if I said that I was okay

5:10

oh tell us unpack

5:14

the cat's back guess

5:17

who's back hey that's interesting for a range

5:19

of people very very interesting so

5:22

if you didn't know a

5:24

couple of months ago I was

5:26

having a real problem with a neighbour's cat and what

5:28

we call it a cat I'd say probably is more a

5:30

panther you know, that's a large individual

5:33

and yeah well

5:36

I didn't kill it but it's back and I

5:40

thought we'd come to a mutual

5:42

agreement that this was my house where

5:44

my cat lives and my small dog don't

5:47

come inside and start urinating on all our

5:49

furniture and

5:51

clearly this agreement has

5:54

not really sunk into this cat because as

5:56

of last night my

5:59

camera picked up up the image of this cat coming

6:01

back through the cat door. Now

6:05

I'm wired differently and I know some people may, you

6:07

know, think of me as a nice person. I'm not

6:09

a nice person. I give

6:11

you a warning in my life and if you

6:13

don't obey that warning, then it's battle

6:15

time. And I'm not going to lie. I've had this

6:17

conversation with both my daughter and my wife. I said,

6:20

leave it there. I don't even think we bring it

6:22

to the stone. You know,

6:24

you're going to say it out loud. I know

6:26

who you're going to. I was brought up on

6:28

a farm. I was brought up on a

6:30

farm and right or

6:32

wrongly, animals have

6:35

a place in our lives and

6:38

that place is not above us. And for me,

6:40

this cat has now entered into a scary

6:43

place with me where one of

6:45

us don't leave. When

6:48

I say that I'm being very dramatic, but like,

6:50

so, uh, today on, on trade me, I went

6:53

and grabbed a possum cage. So

6:55

I'm going to capture the cat. I'm

6:57

going to humiliate the cat. I'm going to walk

6:59

around the streets. Who's cat it was? I'm

7:06

going to give them a warning to

7:08

keep their cat out of my house. I know

7:10

the right thing to do is stay out of your house.

7:13

The cat, the cat's going to do what the cat's going

7:15

to do. Then I tell it to stay out of my

7:17

house. You've already tried that

7:19

though. Yeah. So how do I tell

7:21

it really? So I know there's people like, get a

7:23

water pistol. I ain't staying up all night and squirting

7:25

a water pistol at the same cat. I am not

7:27

buying a damn brand new cat door with a microchip

7:29

in it. So that my cat can get in and

7:31

it can't, this cat's gone learn has

7:34

gone learn through humiliation in

7:36

a cage. You better put some two times you on cause you got

7:38

to go to work. I did care. My

7:41

car's myself trying to capture it last time. We'll, we'll fight it

7:43

last time. But this time it's personal. Let's

7:45

not start the show with that. Can I have some different

7:47

music? Like some like, you know, tranquil, you know, because

7:52

I was going to, I was going to bring

7:54

this to the show in a different way, but

7:56

I thought, no, it's just a good chicken. Cause

7:58

I don't want anyone's opinions because then, you know,

8:00

might alter my experience but

8:03

this has probably been booked

8:05

in for 18 months but

8:07

I have

8:10

booked in to see someone

8:12

spiritual. Really? I

8:15

thought, why? No

8:18

hold it. I booked in to see someone spiritual. The

8:21

reason why it's been put on hold is because this person

8:24

actually got in a really bad accident and

8:26

so they had to recover and heal. This

8:29

has been on the cards for 6 months. It's

8:32

finally going to happen this Friday but

8:35

me and my partner are going to talk

8:37

to someone that can

8:39

speak to the other side if you want. Well

8:42

I don't actually know because it's not like

8:44

a tarot card reader but then

8:46

like she goes to church

8:48

too but then like she...

8:52

Oh don't do it. No honestly,

8:55

okay so actually our friend

8:57

upstairs who works, she actually... I'm not even joking now.

8:59

Look at me, don't do it. There's

9:01

no jokes. I'm not afraid of the unknown brother. But

9:03

you guys are in such a good place. No

9:06

we're not going... Wow! You

9:09

guys are thinking like that? Yeah, well you

9:11

guys can think like that. I choose to

9:13

feel and choose what I choose to feel. It ain't about

9:15

that though. Like what happens when the other side goes... No

9:18

you know what I love? You're a gambler. Oh

9:21

bro I've got nothing to hide

9:23

baby. We good. That's the

9:25

worst thing when you gamble when you're on top. We

9:27

got referred from a friend, hang on just hear me

9:29

out. We got referred from a friend. Their experience was

9:31

amazing. Then I text this person. The

9:34

text I got, I could feel the energy through the text. I

9:36

was like oh this person's a good person. Then I rang them.

9:39

But it felt like... If

9:42

God wanted to hire someone to welcome me into heaven,

9:44

like that would be the voice. That would be the

9:46

voice. You know? So my senses are picking

9:48

up good vibes. Oh I'm worried for you. I

9:51

don't know how my partner tagged along but somehow she

9:54

tagged along too. No She

9:56

loves that stuff and so we thought, well, should we go together?

9:58

Well I Don't know how the meeting's gonna work. We're

10:00

going to be. What are you?

10:02

don't always have my plan on what's our ask about

10:04

some things it up for her. Personally I've see I

10:06

want to be the bad and a how this works

10:08

would be given an hour and a half. To

10:12

the worst case scenario just for us just at this

10:14

moment. What's the worst case scenario? What's the worst thing

10:16

that could happen at of us? I'm not afraid of

10:18

anything minor. You know this the proper what's the worst

10:20

case scenario? List.

10:23

Case. She's that. He.

10:26

Agency Twenty City. Are

10:32

you never can tell you? Visit

10:34

like that so then I love the

10:36

to read or not I don't know

10:39

but to be to to be actually

10:41

quite serious I I head and I

10:43

know that I shouldn't have some my

10:45

head because. I feel

10:47

like in some way when you want messages from

10:49

the other side of you want some fun confirmation

10:51

like you know going to get it so much

10:53

trying to tell myself they like I don't need

10:55

to hear this but I had a very different

10:57

to me pass a couple years ago and. I

11:02

and I heard nothing. In. A

11:04

And and some ways my my dear

11:07

friend. He.

11:10

He says Bms a guy I've given

11:12

you Man I'm Selena the hereby. It's

11:14

a good at yourself. He good everything

11:16

you need. You already got it spot

11:18

of. I would like to hear something.

11:21

Because the way that he that he passes

11:23

actually really tragic. But I know is good

11:25

and I know I'm good but. Definitely.

11:28

Be the only thing that my maybe I'm looking

11:30

for but I do think it's is conical whatever

11:32

she has to offer so don't really have any

11:34

lights of every last any other people. Law does

11:37

not like on a family trauma that I'm like

11:39

really keen to know about that. None of us

11:41

not what happened so I'm kind of boring. None

11:43

of the release of revenue know that we're going

11:45

intellect in my visit choice though you do not

11:48

get it was because people come from this. This

11:50

is my experience with someone doing supply. there are

11:52

you done it? I've never done it myself but

11:54

I have had family members do and they just

11:56

look at you differently at Christmas. Like. And

12:00

your war and the like what counts

12:02

as a button and then that to

12:04

me you are you just opening I'm

12:06

going to bring You guys are backseat

12:08

of inside man I when I cannot

12:10

make him an au vin they have

12:13

undergone learn of assassins giddy undies. Ah

12:15

but if you celebrate the reason for

12:17

a minute or two about I mean

12:19

I'd say on battling attack student going

12:21

to push it over the Mlb good

12:23

bit of be good or what is

12:25

good to me I was amazed that

12:27

I stop never has a football team

12:29

like an. Alliance. But. I

12:31

what's troublemakers? Ah, you something? What's on

12:33

Netflix? I got me a squad ico

12:36

mean squat You Amazon is a We

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man may I may have been. Married

12:43

by the time and olives. I'm not a

12:46

salad bar. on

12:48

that have died a mess

12:50

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we sky blue European forgive you Pips

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so get remain fully hydrant bomb as

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city fellow brother to another may pretty

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far back as Red Devils the Liverpool

13:08

have led all says it says this.

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As well as they met him or them on a piece

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of the many noted that. Was

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news ah sit at the same

13:18

same and city in smartphone but.

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I believe in said it's today one hundred Do

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they even researchers explain it. To

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solve as therapy Appreciation Day of

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paralysis or de France any some

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sat there for you know this

13:33

is for their to animals themselves

13:35

for the in demise. sides

13:38

tensing i think overriding if i had any

13:40

surface angola when i watch those videos on

13:42

on says his leg to tell censored and

13:44

live with them i love the dogs excellent

13:47

health my hobby hi my name comes like

13:49

for much of a mile and a like

13:51

the way they're all like skate and petrified

13:53

and then how would rather live free to

13:56

the end of the a beautiful james time

13:58

international just i saw to the James

14:00

we have in our lives. LeBron James. Or Hemi,

14:02

if we like to call him Hemi. James' A,

14:04

the good or bad, nothing really down the middle.

14:07

You know, one side of the fence or the other. Not

14:09

like them Aries. I find James kind of good. They're kind

14:11

of good dudes. I bet you know one that you're like,

14:14

oh yeah. Holler. Oh,

14:16

what? Nah, you're on your own island here. You're

14:19

on your own Fortnite island here, bro. It's all my James free. You're

14:21

up there by a tower side drop. And it's good coming up. It's

14:24

my fear. And finally, it is a day

14:27

that I absolutely enjoy. One that

14:29

I think I need to do more than just

14:31

mention. So guys, for

14:34

all the original music people, for the ones that,

14:36

you know, who really enjoy what music is about.

14:38

What do you think it's about? Dr. People, dude?

14:40

No, no, no, no. This is

14:42

something that lies close to my heart. I've

14:46

got sunshine on

14:48

a cloudy day.

14:51

Hey, hey, hey. Gentlemen,

14:53

it's a happy barbershop

14:55

quartet day. Ah, it's

14:58

all gone with the barbershop, man. And these are the

15:00

sounds of the wonderful island boys, the musical

15:02

island boys, My Girl and

15:05

their international 2015 competition. That's

15:08

tenors of it all. Yeah,

15:10

I thought the same. That

15:12

ain't a little bit pitchy.

15:14

I don't like it. But

15:17

what a vibe. What an absolute vibe. So yeah,

15:19

happy international barbershop quartet. I love that. Guys,

15:22

it's not over. It's not over. And I'm sorry

15:24

if you're sick of hearing it, but Future and

15:26

Metro Boomin released their album We Don't Trust You.

15:29

I don't know if you know, but part two comes out this week. And

15:35

it's called We Still Don't Trust You. And

15:37

it's called We Still Don't Trust You. And

15:42

it's called We Still Don't Trust You. And

15:45

around the hip hop circles, I was watching

15:47

Joe Buddham podcast last

15:49

night, they're saying that

15:53

they think, obviously, J.

15:55

Cole's put himself out of

15:57

the race. There's

16:00

no race anymore actually and then

16:02

if you're

16:04

enlightened like he is and you know your truth that's

16:06

what he's doing. The pop community is

16:08

telling him but that's fine. He's still the man

16:10

but it's on Drake now

16:12

to go with Kendrick. We've cleared the

16:14

way for Drake and Kendrick and they're

16:16

saying Drake should wait because it's just

16:19

been confirmed that Kendrick Lamar will be

16:21

featured on The We Still Don't Trust

16:23

You. Oh

16:25

yeah. So we've got 12, 13 songs on

16:27

We Don't Trust You. It's

16:31

like almost like side A, side B.

16:33

Yeah. And Kendrick's coming back. Man. Can I

16:35

ask Jordan? Um, because like that... Jake Hole has

16:37

now kind of taken himself out of it and

16:39

done it in a way to me where I'm

16:42

like well that's an awesome way of

16:44

pulling out of a fight. Like basically you're just like

16:46

um not about this energy. Put my sword down. Yeah

16:48

and it's a super cool way of doing it. Does Drake

16:50

then look at what Jake Hole's done and follow pursuit

16:52

or...? Drake can't. He can't? Drake

16:54

can't afford to and like this is coming

16:57

back to... I love talking about this. Jake

16:59

Hole is the best... I think Jake Hole's the best rapper.

17:02

He's gonna hop on a feature, he's gonna hop on his

17:04

projects, he's gonna have the best... He's

17:07

consistently gonna throw out

17:09

quality bars and

17:11

wordplay. Kendrick's the best

17:13

artist. When Kendrick has something

17:15

to say, it's within

17:18

the art. It's

17:21

within a theme. And that's from

17:23

the video clips that you see, from

17:25

what he wears to the subject matter. Drake

17:27

is the biggest superstar. And

17:30

the problem that we have now is that

17:32

Drake, he can't not

17:34

do something. Because everything that he

17:36

says and everything that he has

17:38

to do is he says I'm the biggest star. At

17:41

the top of the hill each year, I'm giving

17:43

you consistent work. He doesn't allow...

17:46

Part of his brand is he doesn't get the

17:48

luxury of giving people time to wait. He

17:51

has to remind people all the time, I'm

17:53

at the biggest clubs, I make

17:55

the biggest money, I got all the girls. And

17:58

He even said it too. Geico ask about

18:00

our J Cole he took my he he did

18:02

and slightly him. This is like a few years

18:05

ago he said i'm done one real at living

18:07

the ref allies. Like. Said

18:09

that that got what they doing. They stand

18:11

the lines. valid. I'm out here

18:13

seen the superstar and so great at it.

18:15

I don't think Strike is gonna I think

18:17

Trick is to do something and he will

18:19

do something. Sounds as I'm so excited cause

18:22

there's not much angles on Kansas. I keep

18:24

saying this what are you gonna clowns injured

18:26

for he can't say we don't respect he

18:28

can't say doesn't have good the circus So

18:30

williams a mock the fact that he has

18:33

been at a party months as of the

18:35

find. A character

18:37

has angle strengthening be pushed in of and and

18:39

or at least like the dose of the south

18:41

I pussy doesn't. My pussy. Go

18:43

see God thank to be I think you'd

18:45

be tracked but cause he. Was

18:48

a you'll like this he Drake and

18:50

Pussy Gonzo Night and Fog On to

18:52

read these and pushover least a song

18:54

and let the world know before he

18:56

could say on Drake had a son

18:58

to a stripper. Oh. Oh

19:01

and apparently that's why Drag doesn't

19:03

like Tanya is because he knows

19:05

that cognac. so pusher that information

19:07

because the fact that our the

19:09

had him but also so it

19:11

on the season. Drake sleep

19:13

with comparisons. Anyway, I'm going to get a

19:15

suit zone like less. I don't actually know,

19:17

nothing out and and nothing was all with

19:19

absolutely no credentials. What I think Drake order

19:21

and once again as I have no credentials

19:23

but straight has been at the top so

19:26

long. I think

19:28

he that the mountaintop right now and goes.

19:30

This can be hard but I can do

19:32

it and now you're rolling the dice. Because.

19:35

It's your ego going. I can take on things are I

19:37

said it would back to back. If

19:39

you get a wrong get a so wrong or

19:42

you trust and yourself so much cause you'd write

19:44

a joint strike I think. Interesting waiting for one

19:46

hundred think he's gonna give it a got and

19:48

I would be like and until it soon. I'm

19:51

no expert but I'd say hip hop and arm

19:53

bands Mineral has been waiting for this month. Love

19:56

it from ah might say this

19:58

is a quick Lambert six August

20:01

planning to release basically the Count

20:03

upon censoring are you are they

20:05

gonna release their own. Ah,

20:07

Like photo sharing app called Zoc notes

20:10

them and when I was it will

20:12

that will compete with in some ways

20:14

say now say we don't wanna but

20:16

we've seen how big that workers are.

20:18

Quickly it's gone. It's

20:20

hard to compete with us or emphasis thought. Of

20:24

is doing to things I'd imagine. if

20:26

for the country create a huge your

20:28

advantage right? It's a wave and move

20:30

at the time. Idiotic member. fine. Quick

20:33

are middle for about seven vials

20:35

of via. Via Via to supposed

20:37

vine allow much totally but at

20:39

this evolution so maybe they think

20:41

that's the next evolution. Signal smuggling

20:43

are those who in in the

20:45

miss the million dollar crysis law

20:48

that as celebrate breaking bias with

20:50

the news. ah today. He.

20:52

Stated this. Is

20:55

the mornings. As

21:00

we back maybe that would see

21:02

my brother. And

21:06

we decided. We needed. Vs

21:09

Now com Os know. I'm

21:14

excited to suspect broker finale. So do that

21:16

though you may lead a sponsor or

21:18

yes, reasons. That

21:21

I don't. Know

21:23

as many one of the great i'm

21:25

in a fight, The Five for the

21:27

underdog Thousand and all I ever savagely

21:29

Jordan's I've seldom hear legal features on

21:31

a disciplinary. I know exactly this. Adults.

21:35

Use the two fast two. Furious with

21:37

you know. Arrived from Exotic so he

21:39

was leaving. Let us go wake up

21:42

on Pluto. Okay, what's up. Already

21:45

sort of us. Have

21:48

an Ob the on. Some.

21:51

Look. i'm a just

21:53

moment i'm okay how much as well madame maybe

21:55

others it's over up a wall or a woman

22:00

I ain't got the better movie soundtrack. Oh,

22:30

I love that one. Away

22:32

from her, I always take

22:34

the heat. I'm not even a

22:36

human. I'm just

22:38

a mother, I'm a girl. I

22:42

never gave you the beauty of the

22:44

movie. I'm always crazy, I'm always on

22:47

the running with bad boys. I'm always

22:49

on the running with bad boys. I'm

22:52

a little bitty, I'm a little bitty. That's

22:54

why we gotta do this. I

22:56

just gotta get started, you know what I'm saying?

22:58

You're getting a little close though, you're getting a

23:01

little close. I just want to warm into

23:03

this too. You're a little close right now,

23:05

can you just... I

23:29

ain't playing around, they unbuck

23:32

who I take this home. You

23:35

don't know me like that. You

23:38

don't know me like that. So

23:41

come on, come on, don't. It's

23:44

fun on, it's a knick-knack. We

23:47

can't a-play, we

23:50

can't a-play, we can't a-play, we ain't waiting for another time, let's

23:52

get it. We

23:59

got a-play, we got a-play, let's get it. Everyone. We

24:05

are playing great. Whoa.

24:10

fridge, fresh

24:14

milk, fresh

24:22

milk, oh,

24:26

horsesh Hoos dismantling

24:30

it's so because, you

24:32

know, navigate it before it

24:34

gets over here. I'm gonna hit it up. Oh,

24:36

and the candy, baby. Come on, man. Oh, man.

24:39

Come on, loot over us, Nelly, baby. Let's get it.

24:41

Excuse me, Mr. Nelly. I love you. You're

24:43

one of the greats, but with all due love and respect.

24:45

Hey, move. Get out

24:47

the way. Get out the way. Get out

24:49

the way. Move. Move. Get

24:52

out the way. Get out the way. Get out

24:54

the way. Get out the, oh, my. Move. Move.

24:58

Move. Get out the way. Get

25:00

out the way. Move. Move. Get

25:03

out the way. Get out the way. Get out

25:05

the way. Get out the way. Oh,

25:07

the fights out, I'm about to put

25:10

you on the lights, man. Get

25:13

the fuck back, we in on the grill.

25:16

It's so wrong, we can't stay still. I

25:18

been drinking and fussing, too, and

25:20

I been drinking and fussing, too. Aye,

25:25

man. We here to play with

25:27

you. Aye, I ain't got no way. Brooke, what's your

25:29

favorite shit? Hold that, I actually know what

25:31

it is. I'm

25:58

sorry. The green

26:00

line, green forces is TV. You could

26:02

have been coming. You're not a person, no genie.

26:04

Come on now. Whoo! Come

26:07

on now. Hey, we can't help but read today.

26:09

It's not a hoppin' and puffin'. What was he saying? Something

26:11

like, All aboard? The

26:14

spontaneous express. Nevertheless,

26:16

always the more. From

26:18

the poor homocytic in the world.

26:21

Next stop, you find Luna.

26:24

I like you too, baby. Let me put a little bit of

26:26

it. I'm your lifestyle.

26:28

You don't know the times of that. I'm

26:30

talking right now. I can get you in

26:33

the middle of that headache. What you

26:35

doing tonight? One fucking sentence is overrated.

26:37

What they just ain't doing is right.

26:39

I keep you interested. Oh,

26:41

Lord. I'll be your pilot

26:43

in all this. Me too, you don't know. We

26:46

you up in the middle of the night and

26:48

take you to another world. You ain't gonna spend

26:50

no more than feeling like another girl. Hey,

26:53

hey! We back

26:55

in some fun, man. You got one of them. Whoo!

26:59

Baby, not the... We got one of them

27:01

one people. We not we getting. You

27:04

got one of them one people. Let's keep it going, baby.

27:06

I ain't gonna lie. I'm getting my peaches later. I'm

27:08

still on Nelly time. Talk to me, you know what I'm saying? Go

27:11

on. Hot air. So

27:14

hot air. So

27:18

hot air. All right, now,

27:20

baby. One. Oh! Whoo!

27:25

A little bit of

27:27

hot air. A little bit of hot

27:29

air. A little bit of

27:31

hot air. Whoo!

27:35

All right. Shut

27:38

up, hold up. I was like,

27:40

it's a great effort. We should go to

27:42

the greats and try to do it. We

27:46

should have been able to keep on. We won't be able

27:48

to keep on. We said, I'm peeking.

27:51

Please believe in everybody. Me and the rest

27:53

of my house is checking. We got a

27:55

lot to decide with the both seasons. In

27:57

our rooftop birds are being noticed even. Nothing

27:59

else. I can't believe it, don't see

28:01

that I need you to help before

28:03

I get it Get that

28:05

man's way up in the Jordan,

28:08

come on now We can't correct today, look

28:11

Do we need a little break?

28:13

Maybe we can just slow it down just a touch Now

28:15

this, I promise you, this could have been me It

28:17

will never be me And

28:20

I don't do it But

28:22

he did That

28:26

was my one room I

28:29

got a pro Make sure

28:31

it's on the wall back in the door

28:33

Area, area, area America

28:35

and Iran, period Pro

28:40

India, area, area Area,

28:43

area, area Now you know Pro,

28:47

pro, pro I wanna

28:49

wear a wiper, act like y'all know With the

28:51

Obama number one man Go try

28:53

international postman With that dope man

28:57

Pro, pro, I've been lost in the state, I owe

28:59

you Now the one, matter fact,

29:01

305 I'll jump off the D4, we can

29:03

meet outside Throw your horrible and keep your

29:06

drawers on Till I close

29:08

the door and I'm jumping your bones Three, one, twos,

29:10

three, one, three So

29:12

we have to dance for a little bit Just for

29:14

a little bit I mean, you're

29:16

sitting over there and I'm over here Can we just go

29:18

back to my house? My

29:28

place, my place Let's

29:39

go, welcome Welcome

29:43

Oh, welcome I'm a

29:45

civil legal other man When I was

29:47

with the latter I was with no

29:49

other man You understand everything

29:51

I'm over there It is the world but

29:53

you just want it all to be there

29:55

I'm a civil legal other man I

30:00

don't know what you want, but I know what you're doing. Oh, we're

30:02

going back to mine, we're going. I

30:04

ain't doing nothing, man. I

30:06

just want to call it, man. We

30:08

ain't getting it done. We just keep

30:10

on moving. That a rock.

30:14

You got to lose. You can

30:17

do it, but I can do it better. We

30:20

do that with the skies together. Do

30:22

the rain and the storm, do you

30:24

set up? We don't need to be

30:27

a storm. Oh, man, who's cleaning up?

30:30

Who's cleaning up? Sisters, you're welcome. Look, Jordan,

30:32

I'm so glad. I need

30:34

my breath, I just need to catch a second right there.

30:36

That's probably enough, let's go. Feel

30:59

like that. Feel

31:01

like that. Feel like

31:03

that. Feel like that. How

31:07

you doing? Good. Bro, don't

31:09

move. I'm the kid. You ain't

31:11

got nothing to worry about. You don't have to

31:13

be a mermaid. You

31:15

ain't got nothing to worry about. We ain't

31:18

got nothing to worry about. That's the cutie

31:20

curve. Watch out for the

31:22

money. Come on. We still

31:24

going? We still going? What's

31:26

up, Mark? You look tired. What are

31:28

you talking about? You got to get out of this little party. Oh! Oh!

31:32

Oh! Oh! Oh!

31:35

Oh! Oh! Oh!

31:38

Oh! Oh! Oh!

31:41

Oh! Oh! Oh!

31:44

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

31:48

Oh! Oh! Oh!

31:51

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

32:20

Come. On her sort of Zeus and know

32:22

mine will demand it is He said

32:24

Alan Moore's generators is just so I

32:26

will miss. Does. Ah

32:28

didn't. Owe. Them. Out.

32:44

Across the towel around very moment.

32:48

Are afraid. To.

32:54

Net the dragon up the wrong with a

32:56

man about a month or two for. Like

33:00

me now in my bag over three

33:02

hundred. Pursuit of

33:04

one to blame. For

33:09

this before we even move. Move.

33:23

Move. Move.

33:33

Move. Move

33:39

on. My. Mind.

33:45

Doing. what

33:47

you go baby say what's you got blisters sit

33:49

down to do look a couple more area codes

33:51

was of me this one silly for me but

33:54

only than sort of the talking Ohhhh

34:27

Oh man, I'm here baby Look

34:32

at the red ball Oh yeah, we

34:34

was talking about this This is boy magic

34:36

I started holding up to the girl I like I

34:39

walk right up for her and I'm like Hey

34:41

girl, how you doing? You are

34:43

the woman that I'm really pursuing and I would like to

34:45

get some more but then you give me the name but

34:47

you got to down your number you'll get mine in exchange

34:50

Oh hey everybody, for the fact that I'm

34:52

a man of this time and I hope you want to go back

34:54

to that I'll throw you around I

34:57

think you forgot Nelly was on though Oh,

35:26

come on baby Oh yeah

35:28

man Your last man

35:30

was a chomp and you can tell him I said it He was

35:32

talking loud to go to bed You can see how he did it

35:34

You can see how he did it Hell I call him up myself

35:36

and tell him how he did it No please don't confuse me man

35:38

I'm trying to see how I can put you on the floor We

35:40

might have one of them We might have one of them We

35:43

need to finish this We don't have any We

35:45

don't have any I don't know if we can finish this with I got

35:47

a couple more man Puffin and puffin I know on

35:49

the podcast this don't sound too good either Hey but on visual look

35:51

They're having a puffin They're like, shut up Hey,

35:54

rearview engines Just go, mark

35:56

vroom vroom vroom vroom

36:01

pressure right

36:03

here Black sitting

36:15

on a Subaru backyard

36:17

Agriculture we

36:19

had Skelly ka-ching

36:45

oh oh

37:37

You probably know you know this you don't

37:39

even know you know your fantasies children your

37:42

fantasies family oh

38:00

I don't want to see

38:02

you when I get out

38:04

of this. I

38:11

want to

38:15

see you when I get out of this. I

38:18

want to

38:20

see you when I

38:23

get out of this. I

38:26

want to see you when I get out of this. I'm

38:56

hanging up the phone now Kelly. I'm in love.

38:58

Bye. I'm

39:01

not the chicken

39:03

she doesn't like. We

39:25

know the plan but you know the words. You

39:27

got the house for me the finest thing you know

39:29

what he might not have one. Hey

39:32

we done. That's a good game. He might not have one of

39:34

them. We done. We can wrap this up. Look,

39:38

Jordan we ain't gonna be lovers. But

39:40

can we at least be friends. You

39:57

can beat me up. I

40:00

do anything just to feel your buzz why

40:02

you Be

40:07

a good girl now turn around Oh

41:00

Oh We

41:03

done okay, we done. Oh,

41:05

well we are we done

41:09

Look, I don't think I like 50 old. I don't think

41:11

people knew he had this in the catalog, but How

41:14

we done? We'll go out with one wall because

41:17

we came for one thing and one thing only I

41:48

Was ludar listen Ellie Matt so my can you

41:51

give a visual representation of what you're saying right

41:53

now? You know, I'm being too Exhausted

41:57

I'm sweetly middle-aged men What?

42:02

Where to gather for them? Living out their

42:04

childhood in great passion. Applaud.

42:07

Nali, I just... There is no way I can pick a winner

42:09

in that. I think we have to leave that up to the

42:11

shift of food. But what an effort, gentlemen. Luda, all I could

42:13

do was triumph with you, brother. All I could do was Nali,

42:15

I had your back. You guys can

42:17

try. Peace! This is

42:20

the morning shift. The

42:24

gaming shift. You lookin'... Nali,

42:32

do you have to win? One, two,

42:35

three, four. Welcome

42:39

to the gaming shift family with SmartGame Arena. We got

42:41

a big one for you. Hey,

42:44

we had the privilege to sit down with Connor Green. He's the

42:46

New Zealand huddle e-blacks coach. That's a

42:48

great chat. He is awesome. And

42:50

Jordan's actually played it before as well. We gotta go

42:52

play. I got tired, bro. That's alright. This

42:55

is tiring ass game. Cheek over cardio. We

42:57

gotta do it. Okay, then. And your

42:59

chance to win a prize all thanks to SmartGame Arena

43:01

with the sound spark is back again. Of course! For

43:04

another week. How's our gaming

43:06

week been, boys? What gaming adventures have we

43:08

had? What adventures? Fortnite

43:11

just got me in a chokehold, eh? You're

43:13

still the air, eh? Every night, and I always hit that chat with the

43:15

missus, like, you're gonna game tonight? No, no, no, no, no, no. I

43:19

did the decision, you know, we should probably watch something. Should

43:21

we watch that program? And then I'm like, I'm just gonna

43:24

have three games. You know what? I've

43:26

been taking a lot of heat for just being a bug

43:29

killer when it comes to the Helldivers, too.

43:32

I heard that's the easy way out. Yeah, it's the easy way out,

43:34

bro. I mean, you need to fight the bots. The

43:36

bots, they disappeared there for a bit. They're

43:38

back now, in a massive lake. So they just sped

43:40

off the map. There was too many people fighting

43:42

the bots. So is this the equivalent of

43:44

what happened in Fortnite? Is that camping in

43:46

Fortnite? No, definitely. The equivalent of what? No, I

43:48

think you've been on the game, Brooke. It was too intense for you

43:51

and you dropped out. And I get that. Like, we can't all be

43:53

ranked 40, uh, 50, sorry. I'm a ranked out. City,

43:56

city, bat in bat. Hey, man, you're gonna be playing. We'll

43:58

be getting ripped up. 7am

44:00

on a Saturday morning, you catch us on Fortnite.

44:02

You know what's kidding me? I just, I don't

44:04

really know what my, what

44:06

are you, your line-up in Fortnite? Your

44:09

load-out? Yeah, your load-out. Like, I'm always

44:11

in two minds about it. Oh

44:13

no, let me tell you. Oh, let me

44:16

tell you. I'll tell you what, usually if we drop at

44:18

Olympus, or Grim,

44:21

like, I'm trying to get the chain, because,

44:24

you know, the chain's in what's

44:26

we're talking while everyone's trying to get their

44:28

stuff and load up in close, you know,

44:30

close quarters. Yeah. But then, you

44:32

know, that chain ain't really serving me later on when I

44:34

need it. You know what I mean? The DMRs are quite

44:37

hard to use. I do like the SMGs, but they don't

44:39

seem to be doing as much damage unless they're like, you

44:41

know, purple or gold. I'm

44:43

struggling. From a gamer, let me tell you. Well, what is

44:45

the best cut-out? What's the best Fortnite cut-out? What's the best

44:47

Fortnite cut-out? So, you want to have that close combat at

44:49

the front, all right? So, what I like to do is

44:51

either my SMG or my shotgun there. Boom. First.

44:54

First. Haha. Hear me out.

44:58

So, you get through. If you're missing everything, but you

45:00

still hit a few, then you quickly move to the

45:02

chain instead of a reload. Got a reload. Okay.

45:05

Okay. Or we can do the water bending.

45:07

Or we can. Then we shoot over to

45:09

my third space. I put in

45:11

AR. Fourth space, I've

45:14

got a snipe, and then I finish with

45:16

heals. Okay. Yeah.

45:18

You know what? Watch your cut-out. Your load-out

45:20

stresses me out, too. When you're... Cut-out. When

45:22

you're shotgunning with snipers, it's... Yeah. When you're

45:24

running around an open map

45:26

and you're carrying an SMG, like generally a close-quarters

45:29

weapon, Jordan, it does my head in. I'm like,

45:31

you need something that's in the midst. You need

45:33

something in your... But it's got not much recoil,

45:35

you know? So... I do like that. But the

45:38

range, I do like that. You're going to do

45:40

more damage. I'm shooting the sky. I'm shooting the

45:42

sky. Haha.

45:45

Anyways. So, today we also... I

45:47

get to review the

45:49

prize that we're actually giving away for Spark Game

45:51

Arena's Sound Spark. And

45:54

so I've had a play with the Logitech Pro

45:56

TKL keyboard and the Logitech Pro X Super Light

45:58

2 mouse, and they are... ridiculous.

46:00

Now I'm using it for our streaming software

46:03

so I'm not even going to use the

46:05

game. I had to review it. Sorry

46:07

I'm burdened with the reviews. My life is

46:10

so hard. It's

46:13

so hard. I'm not even going to ask the boys if they want

46:15

to do it. I'll just take the ownership. I'll

46:17

take responsibility for it so I'm looking forward

46:19

to that review but as we do each

46:22

week and we do have Amani who's going

46:24

to come in studio. He's got some exciting

46:26

news too about the Shifters community and one

46:28

of us doing good on the world stage.

46:30

We're looking forward to that as well but

46:32

we always start off with a bit of

46:34

a headline and boys I thought you'd be

46:37

interested in this. Abu Dhabi is set to

46:39

build the world's first e-sport island. Yeah they

46:41

would. They've got like trillions of dollars on

46:43

the buy over there. Yeah it's weird because

46:45

they reckon it's only going to cost them

46:47

280 million to build it. That

46:50

isn't a lot for you. And

46:52

I know like you'll go there

46:54

like you can go there for

46:56

a holiday. Let me read about

46:58

it. True gamers a leading e-sport

47:00

network has unveiled its ambitious project

47:03

to establish the first ever e-sport

47:05

island in Abu Dhabi. The unique

47:07

venture will include a high-end hotel,

47:09

state-of-the-art gaming arenas, elite training centers,

47:11

training centers, this is what we

47:13

need and space is dedicated to

47:15

content creation. With an estimated investment

47:18

of over 280 mil the

47:20

initiative seeks to foster a dynamic

47:22

environment for the global e-sports community.

47:25

So basically creating an entire island.

47:27

I want to go. Same. I

47:29

want to go training?

47:31

I don't know. I think I need to go. Oh

47:33

no. This isn't even a one. No it's not a

47:35

one. This is absolutely

47:38

a need and I think there's such

47:40

a place for like just training like

47:42

that's us right. Elite centers is up.

47:45

Elite training? Yes. TMS.

47:47

I don't know how that works. Yeah

47:50

what are you doing? We gotta go. High-end hotel?

47:52

I reckon it'd be something like Formula One. You

47:54

know how you watch Drive to Survive and you

47:56

see the athletes doing these weird exercises? I feel

47:58

not actually sticks you got a woman to

48:01

get on the stick. You're doing like thumbball. I'm telling you

48:03

the mists is like going on a boy's trip to

48:06

a gaming island. They'll be like yes we all go.

48:08

A gaming island? We're not going to Vegas anymore. We're

48:10

going to have a... Never mind the strippers. Where do

48:12

we do that? Where is this?

48:15

We game. That ain't us. We

48:17

need games. I love that. Right, returning shortly

48:19

with our product review. All things for Logitech

48:21

and the gaming or the month of gaming.

48:26

The Mists is a guest that we have there. There

48:29

was a whole bunch of hats. We're in a yellow one

48:31

right now. You can't see that. You do a lot. You

48:33

do a lot. You're a teacher. But you're

48:35

also the Haro ambassador and the head coach of

48:37

our Haro NZ E-Black team. Connor

48:40

Green or Mr. Green, welcome into the show, man. Cheers

48:42

brother. Shop over me. It's always the

48:44

yellow hat. They're always the yellow fucker hat. It's

48:47

a vibe, bro. It's a vibe. We

48:50

always ask our guests. This is the very first question we

48:52

ask them is what's the first game you ever played? Age?

48:55

And can you remember what console was on? Oh,

48:58

bro. That's a hard question. I was brought up

49:00

more as a sporty kid, more than a gaming

49:03

kid. Mum and Dad really never looked at me. We had a

49:06

console in my house, unfortunately. When

49:08

I was about 16, I got my first laptop. I

49:11

jammed League of Legends for a bit. Yo. I

49:14

was trash. And 10, what,

49:16

13, 14 years later, I'm still

49:19

pretty trash, to be honest. But

49:21

yeah, that's me. Before

49:24

we get into talking about how to win

49:26

what it is, I realised, bro, I

49:28

got Centrelink doing some little

49:30

research on the Centerview, and I realised I've

49:32

actually played. Are you a

49:34

gamer? No, but I played at an

49:37

activation at Monaco Events Centre. And

49:40

maybe two years ago? Oh, it's

49:43

been long before I was around, but you know I

49:45

wouldn't be surprised. But what surprised

49:47

me was, man, I

49:49

was out of breath in 20 seconds. But

49:52

I couldn't believe what I was saying. I can't

49:54

remember if we had visual goggles on. No, I

49:57

don't think we... I can't remember. Yeah,

49:59

we would have ate. Yeah, so you

50:01

get like you get a headset and you get a

50:03

wristband the headset goes on your face basically just an

50:05

iPhone Yes, and

50:07

you can still see everything that you can

50:10

normally see because not virtual reality It's actually

50:12

augmented reality So you can still see everything you'd

50:14

normally be able to see in reality with

50:16

the added bonus of seeing things which are

50:18

augmented The only game

50:20

I can even think of it's similar at the moment is

50:22

Pokemon go if you've ever seen that yeah You know hold

50:24

your camera up and you can like see Pokemon appear Same

50:28

technology if I can remember like is the

50:30

you have to you've got kind of you

50:32

run out of I

50:34

don't call them bullets Like

50:36

of Huddles or like you got a reload. I

50:39

keep getting messed up on that. I was just

50:41

a Hard how does it work like

50:43

kind of in the sense of playing the game? Haros,

50:45

I've actually never heard anyone call in this Huddles.

50:47

That's quite interesting Sorry,

50:51

but so there you go on bullets

50:53

balls energy plus whatever you want You

50:56

don't actually run out you've got to charge them up

50:58

though So you can have up to five charges at

51:00

max and then you can't get any more charge now

51:02

And then you got to shoot them off Obviously

51:05

you cannot charge and not shoot anything if you just

51:07

want to do nothing cool game, I guess But

51:10

yeah, that's it's infinite bullets, but you do

51:12

get a limited number of shields that you

51:14

can use That's the that's the one

51:16

that gets here What's your strategy kind of when you

51:19

play like I'm sure heaps for people got different different

51:21

strategies, but what's yours? Well, you've got

51:23

like three main roles. I guess you've

51:25

kind of got sniper, which is your

51:27

last they shoot really fast bullets or

51:29

energy blasts But they're

51:31

quite small. We're quite easy to dodge in

51:33

terms of size But I can

51:35

make you go faster there. You got to be really good

51:37

reflexes You've got a disruptor which

51:40

is kind of like bigger bullets, but they're a bit

51:42

slower and we're that person kind of zones People

51:45

off and kind of pushes them to a

51:47

corner. So yes, I think getting that last hit this week

51:49

one night and Then

51:52

you've got your shoulder which is where I come in I

51:54

like to play defensively in all games that I play but

51:56

especially in How do I new shielder

51:58

will have max shields and they'll kind of run up

52:00

and be super energetic and try and get a

52:02

little bit of position in terms of the court

52:04

space so that your sniper can come closer to

52:06

the halfway mark and just find your

52:09

life a bit easier getting those knockouts. I

52:11

like that. Is there a professional sports player

52:13

that you kind of like think that you

52:15

are you know in like relation to for

52:17

the game? I mean like

52:19

being a young kid I always idolize Tana Umanga.

52:22

Oh, yeah. Hurricane supporter,

52:24

him in yellow. You

52:26

know how it is.

52:29

Now I'm then seeing Tana jump into

52:31

a coaching role for the Blues for

52:33

a bit and then jumping back into

52:35

Moana Pacifica now. Just incredible

52:37

role model. Yeah. Me.

52:40

Connor can you can we wind it right back?

52:43

Jordan's had the chance of playing it. What

52:45

is Haro? Like tell us like what it basically

52:47

is what the sport is based on and it's

52:50

not just a computer game like people

52:52

who are listening right now might not even know

52:54

that you're actually up and and being active with

52:56

this one, right? Yeah, sure. Well,

52:59

the most basic explanation that I can

53:01

give anyone which isn't entirely correct, but

53:03

it's super basic is VR dodgeball. So

53:05

you imagine that you're on an actual court like

53:08

it's eight meters or 10 meters by six

53:10

meters, 10 meters long and six

53:13

meters wide and you've

53:15

got three players on each team and essentially what

53:17

you're doing is you're throwing energy balls at your

53:19

opponent and then that opponent can either physically move

53:21

to dodge the ball that's coming at them, they

53:23

can put up a shield or they can take

53:25

the bullet head on. But if you

53:27

don't move and you just stand there and only

53:30

shoot, you're just going to get smacked. Same as

53:32

you usually would in playing normal dodgeball, right? The

53:34

person who stands still every game is usually the

53:36

best person to get knocked out, right? 100%. So

53:38

it's essentially the same game style as dodgeball

53:41

but with no contact. These energy blasts

53:43

that you're shooting are augmented reality. They

53:45

don't actually exist. Only the people wearing

53:47

the headsets or someone who has access

53:49

to see from a third person from

53:52

a headset using one of our

53:54

eye cameras can actually see what's going

53:56

on on the court. But that's the

53:58

difference between like your typical eSports which are

54:00

played at a computer. This one here

54:02

you're actually in a physical place on

54:05

a court and you're

54:07

physically moving around. I mean it's

54:09

80 seconds for a game. I've

54:11

had maybe one person who ran marathons that's

54:14

played a game before that hasn't come out

54:16

of the end of it being completely out

54:18

of breath. I mean

54:20

I'm not the fittest person out there and I don't

54:22

claim to be but after playing like

54:24

two or three games back to back I gotta take

54:26

like a 20 minute break. Straight up bro. I was

54:28

sweating. What's the body like after? Cause five times undefeated

54:31

but I see myself in this game man. I'm trying

54:33

to see like can I play what's the pros and

54:35

cons? Some pros coming through here. If

54:38

you've been to the gym and you haven't done leg

54:40

day in a couple weeks. I'm out. We all know

54:42

that feeling. You wake up the

54:44

next day and you know you're that feeling you get in the back of

54:46

your legs. It's pretty much the same

54:48

feeling you get when you play like a couple of games of

54:50

huddle back to back and then you

54:52

wake up the next morning. It's very similar. It's mostly

54:55

just leg workout but a cardio in there. You

54:57

don't work out the arms too much so if you're

54:59

all about working out your upper body unfortunately

55:02

I can't help you out there but if you

55:04

want to get those legs looking good this is a

55:06

game for you. What about that? Talk to

55:08

us about the global game. Like I had

55:11

no idea we have an NZ Eblax team that

55:13

you're obviously the head coach for. So the

55:15

local game is it easy to do we have

55:18

heaps of players to choose from to create our

55:20

Eblax and what does the world game look like?

55:23

So currently I've been in this role

55:25

as New Zealand head coach since June

55:28

last year so I'm still very fresh into it.

55:31

Most of my role last year was just trying

55:33

to get players into the game and just keep

55:35

promoting the sport. We're very new

55:37

to the sport scene and it's quite hard

55:39

to find players getting involved but I do have

55:42

the advantage of being a teacher and able to

55:44

get youth from secondary schools in which is cool.

55:47

I'd say our player base currently is

55:49

just limited only to Auckland unfortunately because

55:51

we only have one set up in

55:53

Auckland. There's nowhere else really in the

55:55

country can play unfortunately but we do

55:57

want to bring this sport to

55:59

mind. different places. We

56:01

have maybe 60 players that

56:04

are pretty regular, maybe 15 teams

56:08

I'd say in the league that we have at the moment.

56:10

From that we probably

56:12

have eight

56:15

players that I would consider in the development

56:17

squad or on track to make the development

56:19

squad for this year's Eblax, Haru Eblax. We

56:23

are looking to get funding

56:25

to even go across again this year. Last year

56:27

we were very fortunate that a youth center actually

56:29

backed us Shore Junction, which

56:31

is a youth center in Takapuna. They actually helped

56:34

us out to get across and get us

56:36

competing, but it's not locked in

56:38

for this year unfortunately. So we are looking for

56:40

someone to potentially sponsor us to help us out

56:42

to bring the team to come back next year

56:45

or this year sorry. And last

56:47

year we went over to Japan,

56:49

Tokyo. Yeah. To compete in the 2023

56:51

Hello World Cup. I

56:53

think they've done seven or eight World

56:56

Cups so far and Japan has won

56:58

every single one of them. They're undefeated,

57:00

their team is ruthlessly good, but

57:03

they have something like... Nah we got them. We

57:05

got them. We got them. We're just a very

57:07

year away or so from their skill level I

57:10

reckon. But we'll get there. The

57:13

more people that get involved obviously the better your

57:15

skill improves and the more chances we have to

57:17

take it out. What does a skilled player look

57:19

like? Talk to us. Again I

57:21

haven't played so I'm thinking imagining this

57:23

virtual dodgeball. So what does a really

57:25

skilled player need and what are you

57:27

looking for? Look at that thing we're actually seeing. What

57:29

do you need? Put

57:32

the list up there Connor and we'll find some more E-blacks

57:34

for you. Oh I can't just like show

57:36

you guys the camera and be like, yeah C-list of us. We

57:42

need people that are real agile. The

57:44

more agile you are the better. If you've got explosive

57:46

energy, if you're just able to go from like a

57:48

crouched position to just absolutely springing

57:50

out of that jumping, I don't know, half a

57:52

meter in the year. This

57:55

game's all about dodging. Your offense is

57:57

super easy to master. it's

58:00

really the defensive strategies that you have. And

58:03

in terms of dodging, it's all about explosive power.

58:05

That's the main important thing. I mean, if you're

58:07

a boxer and you've got that agility, especially kickboxing,

58:09

that agility to touch your toes, to bend

58:12

down, to get into positions that people wouldn't normally get

58:14

in because you're super flexible and super agile, that's

58:17

where you wanna be in, that's the sport you wanna be in,

58:19

sorry. 100%, bro, I just wanna

58:21

talk about the World Cup too. Like when you got there,

58:23

like, you know, we're the small nation and

58:26

you get there, like what was the feeling

58:28

like? What countries are good? Is

58:31

it kinda like in the movies, kinda when you go to like a World Cup, you

58:33

know, and people are eyeing each other

58:35

out and there's like a real competitiveness there, like

58:37

was it heavy? What was the event like? Nah,

58:40

like it's weird, cause I've been in like a

58:42

lot of different sporting communities in my life

58:44

and- The energy is there, eh? The

58:47

energy is there, like there's that competitiveness and everyone's

58:49

like eyeing out your components, but you go have

58:51

a yarn with one of the other teams, like

58:53

you usually find that one or two players or

58:56

the coach from any team, even international ones, all

58:59

speak English. So we were talking

59:01

to every team that we possibly could, so

59:03

many friendships were made. Working. They

59:05

loved us over there, they thought we were like the

59:07

best teams, but- We were the vibes. We

59:10

were the vibes, yeah, we were, we had

59:12

like chants going, we were making the most

59:14

noise, supporting other teams. Yeah,

59:17

we were a vibe over there. It's one

59:19

of those communities that's just super friendly, eh? Bro,

59:21

I love it. And I imagine after listening to those people might be

59:24

like, yo, I want to be a part of this, I wanna sign

59:26

up, how do people join? See,

59:28

there's tons of different ways you can do it.

59:30

The best one, just jump on the Hado NZ website,

59:34

or jump on our Instagram, give us a follow,

59:36

at Hado underscore NZ, and

59:39

just flick me a message on there, I'll get

59:41

them guaranteed. You can also flick

59:43

me an email directly at connerathado.co.nz if you

59:45

wanted to. The

59:47

main place you can play though, if you're

59:49

from Tamaki Makoto, from Auckland, jump

59:52

over to Shore Junction, it's a free use center

59:54

in Takapuna. They offer tons of

59:56

cool random stuff, they got music production, they

59:58

got band rooms done. rooms, all this cool

1:00:01

stuff and then most importantly for us is they've

1:00:03

got the only facility or Pado which is set

1:00:05

up on Fridays after school then on Saturdays all

1:00:07

day which is when I jump in and coach

1:00:09

the teams. We're gonna come for a game. We're

1:00:11

hard out. We're gonna go for a game. It

1:00:13

seems like a cheat code to get Cardio up.

1:00:16

100% because it's one of these games that you play

1:00:18

and you don't realize how much like

1:00:20

cardio you put into until you take the

1:00:22

headset off and you're like... Well

1:00:25

without a doubt. Well thank you so much for joining us

1:00:27

bro we know you got to rush back and be a

1:00:30

teacher so thank you for you know sending the kids out

1:00:32

to go run around for 10 minutes. We appreciate that but

1:00:34

excited to see where you guys take this and hopefully

1:00:37

some people jump on board as well but we're gonna be there bro. We'll come

1:00:39

play a game. Sounds good. Before I go

1:00:41

bro can I just do like one shout out for the The

1:00:53

main prize is a $5,000 custom-built

1:00:55

PC sponsored by Playtech New Zealand.

1:00:58

Tickets are only 10 bucks and all of

1:01:00

the proceeds go straight to the charity to

1:01:02

ensure that kids can access this free awesome

1:01:04

space and continue to

1:01:06

access that for free. So if you've

1:01:08

got a spare 10 bucks lying around jump

1:01:10

on Shore Junction, Raffle, NZ

1:01:12

Raffle. There's tons of run-of-up prizes and

1:01:14

yeah help the boys out. 100% you're a

1:01:17

good man bro. Thank you for your time brother. See

1:01:21

you back. I'm Marty joins us again aka

1:01:23

DRAWSY aka the

1:01:26

one and only DRAWSUS Overlord of

1:01:28

the Second Dimension, Vank

1:01:30

for sure of demons, Destroyer of Evil, four

1:01:33

times champion of the West Auckland

1:01:35

Gaming Arena. I

1:01:38

forgot the next one. One more game specialist, The

1:01:40

Hasselman Humble. DRAWSUS

1:01:43

is getting me. Come on. I start elevating when

1:01:45

I'm on the sticks. Bro you were telling me

1:01:47

a cool story

1:01:50

about you guys all watching a shifter do

1:01:52

work. Can you let the lads know where it

1:01:54

is? Yeah so this weekend they just passed. It

1:01:56

was actually a lot of fun. Me and some

1:01:58

of the shifters got together. shout out to the Manna

1:02:00

boys but we all

1:02:02

also got together in another discord

1:02:05

to just chill and watch one

1:02:07

of our own a shifter. Actually?

1:02:09

A shifter yeah so we get into the

1:02:11

discord we watch different streams together but we

1:02:14

were witnessing something great something

1:02:16

amazing guys what if I thought you've

1:02:18

probably seen it on the post but

1:02:20

what if I told you the youngest

1:02:22

top 250 in the world in warzone

1:02:24

is a fellow shifter that's 13 years

1:02:26

old shout out to them kenna boys

1:02:28

the pacifica duo father and son.

1:02:31

Wow. Oh my goodness. We

1:02:33

gotta clip this next we gotta clip this. Alright.

1:02:36

We got highlights we got highlights? We've got highlights man.

1:02:38

Okay we'll keep this up here. We were legitimately all

1:02:40

watching it and you saw the game where he got

1:02:43

250 so that's in the whole world in

1:02:45

warzone. Were you in awe? Well

1:02:48

we were just saying the stuff that this kid does

1:02:50

man is crazy. Can you give us an example can

1:02:52

you break it down like some of the histically? We

1:02:54

got a feel of this. It's like how

1:02:56

do I don't even it's a phenomenon it's like when

1:02:59

you're witnessing greatness in sports and you

1:03:02

know someone's gonna be hip this

1:03:04

is this is the young the young

1:03:06

and right now who's highly regarded in

1:03:09

the gaming community already this is him

1:03:11

this little kid is 13 years old. What's

1:03:13

he doing that you because you're a good player but what what's he

1:03:15

doing that you can only he the

1:03:18

way he snaps onto people it looks like he's playing

1:03:20

keyboard and mouse and he's on the controller a lot

1:03:22

of people think he's cheating but I've witnessed him play

1:03:25

on lamp and he does the exact same

1:03:27

stuff. How do you cheat? What's snap?

1:03:29

Like so say if I'm looking at

1:03:31

you but there's an enemy on my

1:03:33

right boom boom oh you snap on

1:03:36

him he the movement's crazy he's

1:03:38

like he's just crazy

1:03:40

honestly you'd have to see it just

1:03:42

to actually witness how you

1:03:44

know I feel like I'm a fanboy

1:03:46

right now you can't be a fanboy honestly

1:03:49

it's just crazy especially for the Pacifica

1:03:51

community because he rips Sam on hard.

1:03:54

Oh, let's push myself snap that.

1:03:57

Well we gotta give more love that's awesome that's so

1:03:59

cool. So this week in our

1:04:01

product review I got the pleasures of touching

1:04:05

up on the Logitech Pro TKL

1:04:07

keyboard and Logitech Pro X Superlight

1:04:09

2 mouse This is

1:04:11

of course all in a part of

1:04:13

the fact that it's Logitech's month of

1:04:15

gaming who are obviously partners of the

1:04:18

Spark Game Arena. So boys I've

1:04:21

got a thing that I have to go through including a

1:04:23

list of things I need to talk about with this ease

1:04:25

of Installment now

1:04:27

gentlemen, you know, I'm not the smartest catch when it

1:04:29

comes to anything especially when it comes to PCs But

1:04:32

this was so easy This was as simple as

1:04:34

plugging a little Bluetooth device or a little we

1:04:36

little we number into the into the into the

1:04:38

PC And everything comes up alive. All

1:04:40

right, the lights go off the

1:04:42

keyboard goes different colors You get excited when

1:04:44

the lights went off. I've been used to

1:04:47

using this other whole thing But and the buttons

1:04:49

like they're real clicky. You know what I mean?

1:04:51

Like they're proper you feel like you're

1:04:53

onto something because like Which

1:04:57

is super cool and it's a small Tiles

1:04:59

matter man. Yeah, it's a small keyboard like

1:05:01

the keypad itself like Oh Yeah,

1:05:05

it is wireless but it's changed like it they're

1:05:07

they've taken numbers off I don't know where they

1:05:09

put them before what's changed or what's gone I

1:05:12

guess it's the number we don't ask why we

1:05:14

don't need to because this is specifically for gaming

1:05:16

But we're using it for streaming and then I

1:05:18

think the visual appeal awesome I'm giving it a

1:05:20

10 out of 10 ease of use. I mean,

1:05:23

it's ridiculous It's like driving a Toyota Corolla your whole life

1:05:25

and then all of a sudden you get the keys to

1:05:28

You don't have to say that this is great. No, I

1:05:30

don't have to like I would affirm that I would rag

1:05:32

on them if they if it wasn't that there's like a

1:05:34

twirly whirl at the top, too I don't know what this

1:05:37

does, but it's like it turns. I don't That's

1:05:39

hard. It is and you can tell it just And

1:05:47

so yeah really really enjoyable I think

1:05:49

I mean for me I'm a simple

1:05:51

man I probably would be fine with

1:05:53

another keyboard, but as soon as you get into something like this

1:05:55

It's I guess it's like traveling on the cordial arms past like

1:05:57

as soon as you make a quarter. Yeah I

1:06:00

don't want to wait out in the airport anymore. Oh,

1:06:02

I'm calling for it. So this is a super cool

1:06:04

setup and I'm so stoked that we actually do get

1:06:07

to give away today because why is it useful? Just

1:06:09

me having it. We want to have the shifters having

1:06:11

it as well. So thank you so much to Logitech.

1:06:14

Your gear is outstanding. I can definitely say

1:06:16

that the Logitech Pro TKL keyboard and the

1:06:18

Logitech Pro X super light to mount is

1:06:21

overall a 10 out of 10. Oh,

1:06:24

yeah. That doesn't miss. It does

1:06:26

not miss. All right, Amani, just because we get

1:06:28

you to do this every week. Can you tell

1:06:30

us the gaming terminology? All right, guys. Here

1:06:33

I go. I got one. I said I'll take

1:06:35

a break from the FPS ones, but I'm going to

1:06:37

go back to it. It

1:06:40

can be used universally, but

1:06:43

okay. The term for today

1:06:45

is sponging. Sponging? Sponging.

1:06:48

What is it? That sounds kind of wrong.

1:06:50

I'll use it in a sentence. Dang,

1:06:54

I'm putting so much damage on this guy, but

1:06:56

he's just sponging. Oh, he's jumping around.

1:06:58

He's just like, he's dodging

1:07:00

it. It could be dodging it.

1:07:03

It's related. He's not dying as quickly as he should. That's

1:07:06

very close. Very close. The

1:07:08

game's cheating. You're not making the shots. You should be

1:07:10

hitting. He's sponging. Yeah, but he's sponging.

1:07:12

He's taking it. The enemy's sponging. So,

1:07:15

Brooke was the closest. It just pretty much

1:07:17

means that the person is taking a

1:07:19

lot more damage than he should be. I

1:07:22

never sponge. Yeah, I never sponge. That's why you

1:07:24

can just... Bro, this guy's sponging. Let's get him.

1:07:27

Well, I'm not going to say that. But

1:07:30

yeah, pretty much it means that someone's taking

1:07:32

longer to die and you're just getting

1:07:34

annoyed with him. So, I just say, man, this

1:07:36

guy's sponging. Alright, I'm sponged. It's

1:07:38

annoying. I've never sponged in my life. That

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melted. Ever. I

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like it. There we go. Word of the

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Week, baby. I love that. AKA Jawsus.

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Yes. Alright, coming up next,

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we give away that Logitech Pro TKL keyboard and

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the P-Rox or P-Roe X Spotlight

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This is Jordan Broken Moto. Mark your my game your shit

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like a the morning shift are you ready to went out

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gamer who knows gaming one first anyone

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give you a clue next as you should know what

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a cooking game, isn't it? That's a cooking game, I

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knew it! No, it's rustling newspaper. No,

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if only it was rice. 2024! It was

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so safe when it's rice. No, these things

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rice in a pan. What

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is that? That

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is us indeed. Head over to the shifters page

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luck with that one, fam. This

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is the morning shift. Jam

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pack show, foreigners. Hope

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you enjoyed that. Sorry about all the huffing and puffing I

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own in the show. That's fine, man. Shout out to Spark

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on your people, let me know. The

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morning shift. I'm

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gonna make them an half week. You

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should. Got

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it! You

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can't understand it!