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good morning, good evening and everything in between.

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This is a big trust Tuesday and we

0:57

here for our Morning Shifters from our Misters.

1:00

Ni hao. To our sisters. Ni

1:02

hao. We back for another show

1:04

just in case you missed out. Just a

1:06

dish. Ni hao, family. Good upon us, stay

1:09

blessed. No stress. We've got you covered like a

1:11

sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show if you call

1:13

down Andy at home. Welcome to new media. The

1:15

People's Media. Mads,

1:18

whoooooo. Say no more, take your

1:20

shoes off at the door. Everything you want, nothing. You

1:22

don't real people, real talk. And if we ain't number one

1:24

of the charts, hopefully. We're number one of your hearts. Let's

1:26

get it, get it. Hey, come on,

1:28

we're school holidays. School holidays. We

1:31

have Eva in the building. Back

1:33

to Mark's daughter. Yeah, she's actually working for you, you

1:35

know, clothing at the moment. Well, she's here at the

1:37

moment. She on break because she in the studio. Welcome,

1:39

welcome. Hey, what is on

1:41

the show today? Guys, we need to

1:44

apologize to the ladies. What's the

1:46

worst lie that men have said to you, ladies? Sorry,

1:48

ladies. Man, why are you doing that, bro?

1:51

Someone sent it to me and I said, well, we need to

1:53

have a voice for the ladies. So this is one way to

1:55

get it on the show. We apologize to you on other means.

1:58

But I like. Oh yeah, we

2:00

did. Yep. Yep. We

2:03

are. This is what they created? Some of

2:05

them. Some of them we can't even

2:07

play out. But yeah, some of them pretty good.

2:09

Some of them pretty good. Jordan, we... It should

2:11

have kind of... Let's agree. The umbrella. The beef

2:13

soup. There is beef soup and hip

2:15

hop. We're going to have a little

2:18

breakdown because the war, it's

2:20

not started, but we're in the hip hop war.

2:24

Drake. Hendrick. Hendrick.

2:27

Jay Cole's a little bit out, but there's Rick Ross

2:30

now. They said Brockie. There's

2:32

a lot happening. You're going to address that. Love that.

2:36

Mark, you go back to that hell of yours that you love so much. Yes. I'm

2:39

not willing to budge on this one. Or am I?

2:41

The king I'm willing to die on. The king of

2:43

my hill, sorry. And the hell I'm willing to go

2:45

on. Yeah, no, I've got

2:47

something for you. Oh my

2:49

God. Oh, okay. I've got a lot of

2:51

fun for you. Hey man, how's that? And

2:54

then just a couple of questions that came from our shifters page to

2:56

wrap up the show as well. But we're going to start the

2:58

show with an absolute boy. And I

3:00

have those honors today. It is a Tuesday. Now

3:03

this one is a little bit slower. The

3:05

country one that I love and I

3:07

will only be in country one if I think it's worthy

3:09

of. So this is a brand new one from an ass

3:11

called Jack Ross. It's called Queen.

3:15

I think you might be able to put it on playlist.

3:17

I like it already. I like it already. I haven't

3:19

heard it. Uh-oh. You're

3:50

going for a... I'm

4:00

a kill everybody I'm a

4:02

kill nobody gives a boo

4:10

I'm gonna be the queen Ahhhh

4:13

That's good That

4:19

gospel little king isn't it? That's brand new to us if

4:21

you want to be cool around the way I said you

4:23

found that go on and take it But it's Jack Ross

4:25

it's called Queen Hey you nailed it You

4:28

are the country guy I've seen you at a country club like

4:30

B.W.E.S.A. and you were like that ain't it I was pretty hurt

4:32

and I'm gonna lie Is this how

4:34

you feel every time you say something? Yes bro that was

4:36

it That was it for me That was it I

4:39

promise you with all due love and respect that wasn't but this is

4:42

Come on now write it out I'm

4:57

a kill everybody I'm a kill nobody gives

4:59

a boo He

5:09

will be the queen of my heart I'm a

5:11

kill everybody I'm a kill nobody gives a boo

5:13

The real plusly is beautiful I'm with

5:15

the Rizzo I just need a horse and a girl

5:18

Riding the sunset Makes me want to go to

5:20

my routine and do some reno I

5:23

know Really? That's

5:26

the feeling you got I didn't get that For you

5:29

Just make sure you're like you know Do something with your

5:31

hand Yeah I get it What would you do? What would

5:33

you do? I've got

5:35

calluses on my hand What would

5:37

you go and do though? What are you going to my routine

5:39

and grab it? Um nails? Are

5:42

you serious? Nails? Put

5:44

a jib? 4 by

5:46

4 Oh

5:49

you're gonna put some nails in that jib Yeah nah Pink

5:52

bats? Whatever What do you

5:54

want? What do you need baby? I love it I'm

5:57

a man Hey um just a quick chicken

5:59

from me Jayden who you guys will

6:01

all recognize the voice of. Mads Pooh! Oh yeah.

6:03

Good holidays for Jayden. Jayden just gave me an

6:05

update. He's been at a basketball tournament. They're doing

6:07

really, really well. So nice

6:09

work, Jayden. Another little update I've got

6:11

for you guys as well. See what

6:13

I find out. I've got beef. I've

6:15

got beef with Brock. So he's paying

6:17

out on Mark for the box

6:20

not being a bus. But

6:22

how is Seth Rollins not A-list?

6:25

Seth Rollins is right up there with

6:27

the rock. He's right up there with

6:29

Roman Reigns. Heck, I don't even say Seth

6:32

Rollins is up there with Ric Flair. No!

6:34

How can you not award that

6:37

Cinderella or fella? Thank you brother. You just won

6:39

my fight for me. Thank you brother.

6:42

I appreciate that. We're good. How? Seth

6:45

Rollins is A-list. You

6:47

want to put him in the spot? Seth Rollins? Come on

6:49

mate. Making this too easy for us brother. That ain't

6:51

the fight. No, it ain't. It ain't.

6:53

It ain't. It ain't. It

6:56

ain't. It ain't. It ain't.

6:58

It ain't. It ain't. It

7:00

ain't. It ain't. It

7:03

ain't. It ain't. It

7:05

ain't. But it ain't. It ain't.

7:08

It ain't. You know what? I think

7:10

we should give it. I think we should give it to him. You

7:12

definitely don't. You definitely. I was in that box. So are

7:14

you going to rock it? I was in that box. I

7:16

would love to have him on the show. I would love to have him

7:18

on the show. But Mark, you got to understand this. For

7:24

the integrity of what that segment is. I

7:26

thought Seth was that. I thought it was him. I'm

7:29

going to stand on what I think is an

7:31

ailer. I would love to have him on the show. So if

7:33

you can still make that work, we'll hook you up with some

7:35

hoodies. I'd watch. But for the

7:37

segment of Cinderella or Fella, I have to

7:39

uphold a level of integrity to make sure

7:41

it stands where it is. Oh, I like

7:43

that. I like that. Sorry, brother.

7:45

We all do love and respect. Wow, Mark. I can't

7:47

give it to you. Hey, crazy. I

7:49

know. I love Risley. I

7:52

enjoy a man who stands. Makes a

7:54

stand and stands with it. I don't know if the integrity

7:56

of Cinderella or Fella now can be upheld. We're getting looks

7:58

at the show. And we

8:01

are refusing to give people. And

8:05

I. Enough.

8:08

I'm a next glass me

8:10

comfortable some of the quite

8:12

said unless the books. A

8:15

right then little loose there's no do you

8:17

know know my liver little will give a

8:19

little we we know what the rather is.

8:22

Good thing only there was a blister Vociferous

8:24

the rockets and funding adept years I be

8:26

doing well and ah school holidays say an

8:28

ass. First week of school holidays slightly I

8:31

see some i'm citizens while mom's this is

8:33

it was a cook Why I'm here are

8:35

always going to same lamb roast as the

8:37

to. Either I have slant on the fall

8:40

of and is that sentence with the moments

8:42

and on the net. So far as internet

8:44

service from a month from can find out

8:47

if I'm ever in Lebanon asked and it's

8:49

a citizen of the month think that was

8:51

moved onto. Oh but I'm already have a

8:53

grinning geez Does local magazine given on the

8:56

that you're making was like night. He

8:59

took up to my my barrios the took

9:01

on a marksman which of ocean had did

9:04

you go to be able to well known

9:06

not lost on alien paid by the can't

9:08

say I gave out of sight also we

9:10

did the i'm the blood vessel trust dana

9:13

and they seen as a beautiful package of

9:15

if we're lucky last you also med which

9:17

about his but that's really a thanks to

9:19

the citizens that to ambrose gonna spend that

9:22

much on your behalf but I gave to

9:24

mock and brooke took a. While

9:35

so what, Can

9:37

I do laundry? Was

9:42

going. On in my what happens Yeah so

9:44

anyway so we took us is available or

9:46

celebrate with the. that's

9:50

right folks daily bread breaking bread with

9:52

the news all today and today is

9:54

april six things at one hundred and

9:57

seven days even to the a two

9:59

hundred vagina to get her it in! Get

10:01

her it in! It's wear pyjamas to work day

10:03

to day. Ha

10:05

ha ha ha! Why are all the kids wearing pyjamas to the

10:07

gym these days? Are they? You're trying

10:09

to be like, you're trying to like be different,

10:11

you know like, they're, what

10:14

do you call it? They are, get it? Generation

10:16

Asters, you know, they're just, yeah. Something wonderful about

10:18

the pyjamas. They're warm, they're comfy, you've slept in

10:20

them. At the gym, at the gym. But that's

10:22

what I mean, do you wanna carry that flow

10:24

on? You wanna carry that comfort feeling on? Like,

10:26

I just don't, maybe pyjama material and it doesn't

10:28

use enough in everyday clothing. No, we're not cool.

10:31

You know what, we're not cool because we don't understand

10:33

kids keep bringing pyjamas. Absolutely, it's also a day of

10:35

the mushroom. Time to go trouble

10:37

hunting. Get it right though.

10:40

If you are looking to use mushrooms for your

10:42

dish, make sure you get the right mushrooms. Trying

10:44

to use mushrooms for other things. Got

10:47

it? Allucination?

10:50

It's also save the elephant's day today.

10:53

Oh yes. I guess being aware

10:55

of the plight of elephants, it's a tough world

10:58

to live in, if you're an elephant, apparently, and

11:00

we're not helping that with all

11:02

our human activity. Yeah, all that. So save

11:04

the elephant's day today. Some of

11:06

my best friends' elephants. No, I don't know what I need

11:08

to say on it, but yeah, save the elephant's day. Love

11:12

that. Guys, congratulations to Scotty

11:15

Scheffler for winning the Masters. Oh.

11:18

Incredible golfer. He made it tough on himself.

11:20

He let everyone else back into the race.

11:23

And he took off again. Then he had a four

11:25

shot lead on the last hole. But

11:27

I think what's more amazing is that his

11:30

wife is due to be pregnant and she

11:32

could have gone into labour at any

11:35

point during this competition. And the night before

11:40

it happened, sorry, the night before the last

11:42

day, before he won, he actually

11:44

maintained that he was going to

11:46

withdraw from the Masters if

11:49

his wife went into labour so that he

11:51

could see the birth of his child. Oh,

11:53

man. How

11:56

crazy is that? What would have been incredible is

11:58

that she went into labour. shot

12:00

lead two three holes to go he leaves and

12:02

walks off and he still wins. And

12:04

it's like to put this in perspective for

12:06

those who aren't aware like to Masters is

12:09

it like that's that tournament. It's

12:12

absolutely what everyone is watching. 18

12:15

million dollar purse it is everything that you want.

12:17

18 million. Yeah so if you were

12:19

winning that and you get the green jacket and you

12:21

get gloating rights for the rest of the year you

12:23

get invited back you basically put on the wall of

12:26

fame. That's your walk off. He's about to go actually

12:28

if they becomes I'm literally

12:30

I'm walking out and I'll pull out of the

12:32

Masters and he's the guy who won it. He

12:35

was going to leave the Masters and some of you

12:37

didn't make it for worse reasons. So in

12:40

the bin. Mine today I

12:43

don't feel like I go to the movies as much maybe

12:45

was such a bigger thing back in the day but Warner

12:48

Bros is still killing it at the moment. Two movies that

12:50

have helped them be the first studio to hit one billion

12:52

dollars in the box office for 2024. I

12:55

actually and I feel soon just respectful saying

12:57

this out loud I fell asleep during June 2. It's

13:00

a long night and I have no idea why people can just

13:02

be there in June 1. I thought it was sub

13:04

par. Okay good. You know it gets

13:06

me to Timothy. Chalamet. Chalamet.

13:10

Chalamet. Yeah. The main

13:12

actor I just wish they'd be suited up because

13:14

he looks like he's waist size 28

13:16

and he's like killing everyone you know like look he's

13:19

the hero. That doesn't look

13:21

a little bit scrawny. Great actor though.

13:23

I heard was great is Godzilla times Kong the new

13:25

in. I have heard that's good. And for me I'm

13:27

like I just don't see how that could be great.

13:29

It's been done so many times but I've heard only

13:31

good things about it. So potentially a movie if you

13:34

want to go watch something over the school holidays guys.

13:36

If you haven't seen it already Godzilla and Kong the

13:38

new empire because they are 15 weeks in and already

13:40

made a billion dollars. So congratulations to

13:42

you guys. Actually a little bit of a

13:44

change of pace as well and something I was meant to

13:47

mention and I just wanted to throw it out there to

13:49

all our Australian listeners and obviously the

13:51

families of those who went through this as well

13:53

that just the Sydney Moms stabbings

13:55

has been all over the news and something that

13:58

we definitely wanted to throw it on the podcast. and just

14:00

say we are thinking of you guys just

14:03

as a parent, just as a person

14:05

of this world. It's

14:08

horrible and feels even closer than what I

14:10

guess headlines have been to us lately and

14:12

for us it's just yeah we were talking

14:14

about it before the show and we just

14:16

wanted to let everybody know that yeah

14:19

we're thinking of you guys and yeah. Just

14:24

yeah. When

14:27

you read the details about that it just leaves you

14:29

kind of speechless. Yeah.

14:35

Didn't have anything like I didn't want to do anything

14:37

more with it I just wanted to say to you

14:39

guys we are thinking of you now obviously horrible

14:41

horrible news. That is

14:43

your Daily Bread today guys breaking bread

14:45

with the news of today.

14:48

This is the morning

14:50

shift. What

14:56

a lie to you. Apparently

14:58

a lot of men would. I

15:02

don't really hear me down. They are on

15:04

their behalf but ladies if you've been through that

15:07

from three is just the ultimate one. They would

15:09

never do this. We would like to apologize on

15:11

their behalf. Correct. Right am

15:13

I right? Someone sent this to me the

15:15

other day and said you should check this

15:18

on the podcast and just see where it goes. Now we don't have any females

15:20

on the show so I thought okay one way of having

15:22

another voice on the show ladies speak your truth maybe

15:24

you've been holding onto this for a long time. We're

15:27

the type of platform that will give you a

15:30

chance to say this. The question was what's the

15:32

wildest lie a man has ever told

15:34

you. Yes.

15:39

Have you guys all lied? I'm

15:43

guilty of lying. Everyone has.

15:47

All humans. But I'm gonna be honest

15:49

I don't think anyone

15:52

I've lied to would take

15:54

the time to message in. That could

15:56

be a challenge. I have lied but I do enjoy it.

15:59

I'm not creative enough. I enjoy telling the truth like

16:01

99% more than I enjoy thinking of a lie. I

16:06

quite enjoy it. Do you want

16:08

to know what I really think? What's

16:10

that? Such a gift to be so free. You

16:12

gotta lie and then you gotta lie again to

16:14

try and cover the lie. Like it gets labor

16:16

intensive. And then you start to believe the lie.

16:19

And then you start to believe the lie. And

16:21

they really did it. You're so right. So

16:23

we got a few voices. Sometimes people lie for

16:25

a coping mechanism because it was the way they

16:28

could protect themselves growing up. And then they become

16:30

adults. And sometimes hard people don't make excuses.

16:32

But you know, it was a story before

16:34

you got here. Protect

16:38

us. I'm going to do that. Okay,

16:41

let's go through a few voices first. This one

16:43

came through from... Should I say

16:45

an album? No, no, no one. And we

16:47

were actually apologizing on the lie behalf, right?

16:49

No, no, no, no. Okay,

16:52

cool. So leave it out there. Put

16:54

it out there. That's it. It's what it is. Here's the

16:56

first one. Hey guys. So the

16:58

wildest lie that a man has told

17:01

me is that for a whole year,

17:03

my ex-partner said that he was working

17:05

in Hamilton. Turns out the whole time

17:07

he wasn't even in Hamilton. Where was

17:09

he my friend? He

17:12

was at another bitch's house. And

17:16

then has the audacity to break up with me. So

17:19

that playing stepdad. And we didn't even have any

17:21

kids ourselves. And this guy's out here telling me

17:23

he's in Hamilton. But you know what? I kind

17:25

of think to myself, who believes that? Chee-hoo.

17:30

They're the dishes. First

17:34

of all, more

17:36

importantly, we need to

17:38

stop ragging on Hamilton. Just chuckin'

17:40

Hamilton in there. You know what I mean? You

17:42

need to pick another geographic location.

17:46

Say what you think. Hamilton didn't

17:48

actually do anything. I'm

17:51

fine with Hamilton being the whipping horse. Is

17:54

he still in the future? Call yourself Hamilton.

17:56

Like, come on. You're asking for some strays

17:59

if you're calling yourself. the city of the future. Hamilton.

18:01

We on. That should be the building. Hamilton, I'm with

18:03

you. There's only these two get away from you. Let's

18:05

go to the next one here. Kia

18:08

ora, the morning chef. When I was in

18:10

high school, this boy that I

18:12

was going out with told me that he

18:14

wrote, Sun Goes Down

18:16

by Anisian Moustuk. What

18:19

I was thinking was, you know,

18:22

just how that I

18:25

had to do. Yeah,

18:28

that was me. I just like, you

18:30

know, had a pen and paper, did

18:32

my thing, gave it to

18:34

the boy. Got cleared by the rick or company.

18:37

Got the chick from Africa still getting paid to the

18:39

state. The royalties coming through, I'm very grateful for that.

18:42

You know what's great about that is like, he didn't go for like,

18:45

it's a banger, but like, he didn't, it was

18:47

believable, you know. Sun Goes Down, one of the

18:49

hits, but you know, you didn't write brothers. Like,

18:51

you know, he knew, he knew. Where's my ball?

18:53

I was going to ask Christians about Sun Goes

18:55

Down. Let's go to the next one.

18:58

So to cut a long story short, a very

19:00

good friend of mine was messaging this guy for

19:02

a couple of months. And when we had the

19:04

Easter break a few weeks ago, they had some

19:06

plans sort of in the middle of the weekend

19:08

to capture for a coffee or brunch or whatever.

19:11

And he just stopped replying to

19:13

her the Wednesday leading into the long

19:15

weekend and her messages were going green.

19:18

So I said to her, oh, see, it's like, not good.

19:21

I think you've been blocked. On to

19:23

the next. Let's just enjoy the long weekend. Anyway,

19:25

we saw him out that weekend with a group of

19:28

guys and girls and it was very awkward.

19:30

Quite funny though. And then when he

19:32

messaged after the long weekend, he apologized

19:34

because when he went home, he thinks

19:36

his dog may have knocked or unplugged

19:39

the Wi-Fi board. So

19:42

that's why her messages weren't coming through. Safe

19:44

to say he's been blocked since. That's the

19:48

panic that one. That dog got that

19:51

dog in them. As I was listening

19:53

to somebody, my worry is that guy's going to start

19:55

to use these. This is not what we're after here,

19:57

boys. Don't use this as something else that you can

19:59

recite. Michael. The stupidity of

20:01

that one though. Let's be honest like, oh you're

20:04

not getting any other. Don't even attempt to say

20:06

a lie, just let it go. Oh dear. You

20:09

gotta count your losses team, count your losses. This

20:11

one says, my husband lied and said he was

20:13

allergic to cats when we started dating and I

20:16

am a huge cat lover. He doesn't know this

20:18

but I had to give away my kitten. Okay

20:21

hang on, hang on.

20:25

Hang on. Hang on. He

20:27

doesn't know this but I had to give away my

20:29

kitten when we first got together

20:31

because he was allergic to cats. Five

20:34

years later, I find out it was a

20:37

lie, he just didn't like them. I say

20:39

this as our cat is asleep in his lap. This

20:42

M.F. we have been together 12 years

20:44

now. I like that, it was a lie that didn't break

20:46

the camel's back but I don't like

20:48

cats. That's a smart play from the start. I'd probably do

20:50

that. You

20:53

would not lie until you're allergic and get rid of the

20:55

cat. Just because you don't

20:57

like. No he might.

20:59

Actually he might. I'm not talking about cat hate, you're

21:01

not asking me about cat hate much or what. I

21:03

would have booted up the farm life as hard as

21:05

I can either. No that's cat love. That's

21:09

protecting your cat. We have another one. This

21:12

one said, this

21:14

M.F. told me that New Ains don't do Valentine's or

21:16

gifts. Yes! Yes!

21:21

You know what it is Valentine's Day. Colonisation,

21:24

you know what? Colonisation, we're village

21:26

people, we didn't share everything. You know what we're talking

21:28

about, we've got to have these holidays and

21:30

spend all the monies. What are

21:32

you talking about? This one brought the Lord into it, this

21:34

one said. God told me to break up with

21:36

you. No that happens. How do you know that's

21:38

a lie? How do you know that's a lie? You can't bring

21:40

the Lord into it, you can't. Bro what are you talking about? Lord been

21:43

talking to me and he told me to break up with

21:45

you. I

21:48

literally know people that have heard messages from things to get

21:50

out of situations. We can't say this one. Now I feel

21:52

like this might be a thing and I would like to...

21:55

Can we edit that one? I

21:57

felt like I've got the authority. I

22:00

tell you who's not good for you necessarily. Clearly,

22:04

you heard that, they did the right thing for

22:06

both of you guys. Good riddance. Here we go.

22:08

And non-please, because it wasn't me, but my cousin,

22:10

who it's about, is a shift two. My

22:13

cousin, 26 Male, started ghosting

22:15

a girl he had been seeing for about six months.

22:17

And when he ran into her at a party, he

22:19

told her that he got a job in the secret

22:22

service. He's a ghost that I keep for a few

22:24

weeks. Worst

22:31

part, she believed him, and

22:34

they went home together that night, but he went back

22:37

to ghosting her the next day. Secret

22:43

services. Crazy. I

22:46

had to protect you. What work all up

22:48

to? It's okay, I tell you

22:51

now, but just so you know, that's where I've been. Some

22:54

dudes, man, he watched the movie. He had just watched

22:56

Bond, I guarantee it. We

22:59

got a couple more. Let's go to, I think, No

23:01

Names. Let's go to this one. When I

23:03

was much younger and dating a guy, I'd

23:05

be dating him on and off for like

23:07

four years at this point in time. He

23:09

told me that his car was in the

23:11

shop and was getting fixed, and so could

23:13

I drop him off in the morning to

23:16

pick up a new car. And in the

23:18

morning, I went to drop him off, and

23:20

it was like a car hire place. And

23:22

he got out, I didn't need to be

23:24

anywhere real quick, so I just was on

23:26

my phone mucking around, and I was like,

23:28

oh, I'll just park up here and muck

23:30

around. He didn't know I'd parked up there.

23:33

And then I watched him drive a moving

23:35

van out of the car hire place, and

23:37

he moved half, never to speak to me

23:39

again. Wow. No,

23:46

you gotta drop off. You

23:50

dead, Ben. That's crazy. Just,

23:53

gotta ditch Rotford to the van place

23:56

too. That's cold

23:58

for a lot of us. Man, are we really... I'm running

24:00

this back for the ladies. I know the ladies don't tell

24:02

them something. They're not lies to

24:04

them though, they're like... Was that

24:06

one that triggered you to feel this way? The

24:08

van! The use of the van!

24:10

You want a van! Yeah, I love a

24:13

van. Handy, practical. Oh, that's

24:15

crazy. One more. So,

24:17

I'm from the UK and I went

24:19

on a dating show here in the UK

24:21

called Kinky Daters. And

24:23

afterwards I had, you know, a fair

24:25

amount of messages from bachelors, I guess,

24:28

trying to shoot their shot. And this one guy

24:31

was going in hard. He was

24:33

really trying to make moves. And

24:37

it was just such a wild life. Me and my

24:40

friends realised he had

24:42

quoted word for word something

24:45

from Fifty Shades of Grey book. Like,

24:48

he was trying to make himself like Christian Grey.

24:51

And we actually looked like, picked through the

24:53

book and we found a paragraph

24:55

he sent. And when

24:57

we called him out, he was like, no, that's my own

24:59

words. Fifty Shades of Grey, that

25:01

writer took that from me and tried to make out

25:04

like... He

25:07

helped write Fifty Shades of Grey. English.

25:15

Same dude that wrote something goes down. Maybe

25:19

we do open it up. Of course!

25:21

We go the other way around. What you talking about,

25:23

bro? But ladies on behalf of all

25:25

the guys who have got this so wrong, Morning

25:28

Chef would like to apologise on this. See you on Friday. Ladies,

25:30

line... We go back. We

25:32

call part two, maybe. Y'all get in the turn. This

25:39

is The Morning Chef. I

25:45

hope people care about this as much as me, because otherwise,

25:49

that wouldn't be good. You should care about this,

25:51

because hip-hop! The

25:54

Civil War, guys, has started. So,

25:56

a couple of weeks ago, we

25:58

met... Metro Berman and Future... dropped

26:00

an album Kendrick featured on track no one knew

26:02

about it's called like that he

26:06

was very direct and kind of saying I want the

26:08

smoke but he was referencing

26:12

Jake Olin Drake there's references back to the

26:14

first person shooter song that Drake and Jake

26:16

Olin dropped which we later found out apparently

26:18

that asked Kendrick to be on he

26:21

didn't want to be on it and that

26:23

like that verse it kind of I felt

26:26

like it kind of jabbed Drake but it

26:28

definitely was more weighted towards sorry

26:30

it kind of drab jab Jake Cole but

26:32

it was more weighted towards Drake calling him

26:34

an unthreatening dog after him releasing an album

26:36

called for all the dogs is

26:40

tasteful beef it's tasteful jabs

26:42

hooks okay but it

26:44

definitely kind of said well

26:46

if future and Drake used to have like hits and

26:49

they have songs and

26:51

he's doing a project with Metro and Kendrick's on

26:53

that then people decided that there's a war now

26:56

the blogs hip-hop fans decided Metro

26:59

future Kendrick on this side Drake 21

27:01

Savage pick your score and the likes

27:03

are on the other side and

27:05

in the last three weeks we

27:08

now we had a response from J Cole that

27:10

he later deleted he's apparently wrecked

27:12

his legacy for that which is rubbish

27:15

because that's not what he's about but

27:18

people think his stocks have gone down he's

27:20

taken that off streaming services and

27:23

over the weekend Drake actually leaked very

27:26

conveniently to academics so he could stream

27:28

it and respond playing

27:30

chess moves here Drake I love it the team always

27:32

does when you when you're a worth a billion dollars

27:38

this is what you can do now we're

27:42

gonna play out Drake's reply but what I'm

27:45

saying is is that in hip-hop what

27:47

we've been teasing and what we've been getting excited about

27:49

these now movement we are in it the

27:52

war has started so we're

27:54

gonna play some of Drake's

27:59

district and I haven't heard it. I've been

28:01

waiting. Oh, you haven't heard it? No, I promised you I have

28:03

been waiting for this It's a it's a four minute song, but

28:05

we're only gonna play out. Okay, sort of sort of the first

28:07

quarter of it Are you ready? Here we

28:09

go Oh

28:33

Oh Your

28:54

last one brick you really not on shit

28:56

They make excuses for you cuz they hate

28:58

to see me lit Pull your contract cuz

29:01

we gotta see the split the way you

29:03

doing splits your pants might rip You

29:13

better drop and give them Okay,

29:30

that's some okay, okay

29:34

initial thoughts just just starting up a couple

29:36

quick jabs in there So

29:38

you can hear like each reference along the way. I'm like, okay,

29:41

there's that there's that there's that but There's a kids going through

29:43

you kind of just forget what it is So I'd actually have

29:45

to hear the breakdown, but I heard a couple things in there,

29:47

but nothing really Really took

29:49

me away. Yeah, I'm gonna go through some of the I'm gonna go through

29:51

some of the lines and we're gonna He

29:54

said I could never be nobody Number one fan your first

29:56

number one. I had to put it in your hand I

29:58

think this is to Kendrick was. Issa kill

30:00

my vibe. But

30:03

that wasn't the be someone. On

30:06

could commit city but he saying that

30:08

thousand and one ah you a somber

30:10

he sang you i know big three

30:12

says public and your to he sang

30:14

Sousa got you, walk down Travis got

30:16

you what down Savage got you what

30:18

dance Which means they more successful than

30:20

you probably do more numbers. steps like

30:22

this I'm like this and six he

30:24

i'm like I said numbers by like.

30:27

A Gonna say this as a crevice

30:30

and savage alike. More. Heavy than

30:32

Kendrick? not I'd I don't think that

30:34

you can say the same. analyze know

30:36

but it's weird place he say that.

30:38

What the. If. Is this a

30:40

twenty first one? See this is. This is

30:42

what I like about Drake is as an

30:44

awesome in the next about it After we

30:47

kind of agree that like Drake is tracked

30:49

knows how the narrative is important in this.

30:51

says. He's gonna have made

30:54

it like you're all against me, not that

30:56

like you hate my success in I like.

30:59

But. This is this was about Kendrick

31:01

and Drake and J Cole take how

31:03

bad about Out I wanted to see

31:05

something so directed kindred because there's no

31:07

other king in this generation is no

31:09

other sparring partner. but what is kind

31:11

of doing very smartly. The saying second

31:13

jabs at a saves take enjoyed jabs

31:15

It's Rick Ross. He sang all your

31:17

one or with me but what I

31:19

what what I would have liked to

31:21

see his. And

31:24

a boxing match? You know no one else is jumping

31:26

in. Maine and

31:28

video I might cause cause on the blogs on

31:30

the fans have you read the comments. You.

31:32

Know he has that narrative going now and

31:35

a lot of the top comments are are

31:37

everyone wants to go drink What's Yvonne's problem

31:39

with drinks, You know, domain But. On

31:41

that like diverse. Kendrick. People.

31:44

Have taken Celtic at at a

31:46

Kindred before but. He. knew like

31:48

he is keeping it and the big three

31:50

you intake oh and anyone about how to

31:52

address so sorry that obviously does have an

31:55

absolute blast into done understanding this but it

31:57

from a strategist and point it does look

31:59

like Drake is dragging more people in because

32:01

this isn't a boxing match. He's dragging more people in so

32:03

he's got more people to line up and And

32:06

if they do start jumping in one

32:08

at a time then he's also got

32:10

there's other battles going on and it

32:12

Takes away from the actual one one

32:14

that he ever one-on-one fighter because in

32:16

this style of of rap beef I

32:18

think he knows Kendrick's a

32:20

juggernaut. So if he can make it about

32:22

if Kendrick drops a a King

32:26

hit he can make it like

32:28

bro. I'm dealing with Kendrick. I'm dealing with you. I'm dealing

32:30

with you. It's me versus the world It's

32:33

it's smarter than the straight narrative out there. What's by

32:35

the way? I just want to say like of

32:38

course I'm a fan of Drake of course I'm a fan of

32:40

Kendrick of course I'm a fan of Jake call like I we

32:42

just it's enticing to me to

32:44

see this happen I hope to stay safe anyway,

32:46

let's move on. He also said what's a

32:48

prince to a king here son That's going back

32:51

at Kendrick's verse um Prince

32:53

lived out Mike Jack. Oh So

32:56

he's saying bro. Why would I I'm the king?

32:58

Why would I even consider what a prince does

33:00

you my son? You know me? Oh, oh, he

33:02

said well, okay. This way gets interesting and like

33:06

This is why I didn't react straight away because

33:08

sometimes I need people to break down what these

33:10

verses could mean You know the subliminals he

33:13

said rolling loud stage y'all would turn that was

33:15

slick as hell This

33:17

should probably change if your baby mama start to

33:19

kiss and tell What he's

33:21

saying is is that Metro? Before

33:24

the album dropped Travis was saying to Metro

33:26

and future on stage and no one had

33:28

heard the trick before he was saying play

33:30

that Danana nana nana So he's

33:32

saying play like that which means he likes

33:34

that song but he knew it was dissing

33:36

Drake But he was on the rolling loud

33:38

stage saying it But

33:41

he's saying if baby mama's kiss and

33:43

tell they're saying he's suggesting future slept

33:45

with Kylie Jenner But

33:48

Travis don't know about it Oh

33:58

We Now we start sipping on the teeth. He

34:00

said i might take your latest girl and

34:02

tougher like a rookie com police you jump

34:04

in and this guy turning fifty. Oh every

34:06

song that he made it on the chart

34:09

he got from Jersey Destined Rick Ross. And

34:12

by the way request responded to this this

34:14

within two hours for has any seats Pc

34:16

Trigg, pay for nose job and a half

34:18

and my perception for abs this way with

34:20

as we'd suits and he called him a

34:22

white boy. In

34:24

an interesting. He. Said drop and

34:26

give me fifty. Oh. You

34:29

is bad word Team in up. And

34:31

that was and refers to the way kinda does

34:33

pushups but I think nominee represented had to push

34:36

ups and I think drake different approaches are gonna

34:38

let it's kind of son and I'm saying let's.

34:41

Say. You

34:44

see a this Riggins entrance and yesterday

34:46

Lab D J's and producer friends are

34:48

are all like drag dragged repost. the

34:50

something's of someone ask him heavy top

34:52

the read buttons and he's like not

34:54

even close like this is the japs.

34:56

A he's saying he's got another nuclear

34:59

song ready to go. For

35:02

you have to the on the other side me

35:05

like three or four the same producer that. Produced

35:09

rigor mortis for Kindred Oil Others

35:11

and then on insane in Annandale.

35:13

I got sick and I do

35:15

for he said. Just. Woke up.

35:17

With. I am oh geez any sit on the. So.

35:20

It's teasing that kindred hundred kids. It was

35:22

a Cd last night. And.

35:25

He's visitor to reply his

35:27

at about think. Once.

35:29

With someone like Drake, the amount of stuff that's

35:31

out there have been on the matter like he's

35:33

he's outside kinda it's not our side he said.

35:36

Sorry. sorry there's these

35:38

others have been is another punch here.

35:40

And the song. Oh

35:43

this is the citizens the only line and song

35:45

I thought or the suspect. He

35:47

mentions what me and a bodyguard

35:50

Whitney as Kendrick the was kinda

35:52

com os panel wife's name and

35:54

these talks that that line. Know.

35:57

a note knows about a but apparently

35:59

city on him with his bodyguard and

36:02

some are even suggesting that with

36:04

J-Rock too and

36:07

Kendrick isn't in TDE anymore. He's

36:12

left that label. Oh, you know

36:14

what would be the craziest thing if he drops a

36:16

sample to Whitney's I'll Always Love You? My

36:18

days. Oh, then

36:21

we know. And he's also accusing

36:23

Kendrick of having a ghostwriter but I think

36:25

that's just a bit silly. But

36:28

we have a war guys. We have

36:30

a war. And I'm so sorry if this is

36:33

boring to you guys who aren't in this and

36:35

what's happening but you're

36:37

seeing the champions go at it in this

36:39

generation. Okay? It's like being able

36:41

to see Michael Jordan and LeBron go at it

36:43

at the same fitness levels and age. You know

36:45

what I mean? Got it. But

36:47

I'd like to remind us the last

36:50

time Kendrick was on this time on

36:52

these hours, sorry, this is what

36:54

he sounded like and this is

36:56

the energy that I want to see from Kendrick when

36:58

he brings it to Drake. I'm

37:27

a muscle-up punk. I'm in a city so

37:29

great in the kingdom. He's

37:31

in the corner. I'm in the corner. I'm broke. And

37:35

I'm telling you, you take me with you.

37:37

I'm laughing to make me. You're the people

37:39

who think you're Tony, you think you're all

37:41

women for your number team. So I started

37:43

to focus on things. If you

37:45

know J-Rock, they gave me no more country than me.

37:47

I want to talk. I want to talk to you.

37:50

I want to talk to you. I want to talk to you.

37:52

I think I'm going to start. I got to

37:55

start thinking about my main story. I got to

37:57

say something. I want to talk to you. That's

38:02

the last time he was on that time, so... I'm

38:04

ready for that. I mean, I haven't seen Mark giving

38:06

that little scrunched up face load. Oof. That

38:09

sounded hard. Yeah, yeah, pause. That's

38:11

not enough. But

38:13

I hope we get it in. And there's a lot of movement.

38:16

But I hope everyone stays safe. You're like a kid at Christmas right now. I love it.

38:19

I love it through you. I love it through you. I'm

38:21

loving watching you do this. Same kind of it. The juggernauts

38:23

gotta go at it. They gotta go at

38:25

it. It's about time. Fight!

38:29

Last push. More details coming soon. No,

38:31

and I just want to go on record and say Kendrick is

38:33

gonna win this. I just want to go

38:35

on record and say Kendrick is going to win this.

38:38

You can say Jase got better songs for the clubs, but

38:40

when you drive... You're talking about this. He makes

38:43

more songs you want to listen to. All of

38:45

that is totally valid. But in this arena of

38:48

getting on the mic and dissipating

38:51

your opponent, Kendrick is

38:53

gonna win. I want to go on record and say

38:55

that. Who's in love to everyone? This

38:59

is The Morning Shift. Wow,

39:19

from one extreme to the other. From the coolest

39:21

people in the world to me. I like them.

39:25

It is. You're so cool. I'm

39:27

more the king of my hell. Or

39:29

a hell that I look to die on. It's

39:32

all about standing up for something that I consider

39:34

really important to me, which

39:36

probably other people would consider quite frivolous.

39:39

I get to do this at the ripe old age of 42.

39:42

And I'm at this age, I'm at the risk of

39:44

just shutting it all down. I don't need to learn

39:47

anything more. I am who I am. You're an old

39:49

girl now. Absolutely. So

39:52

I get to just go on about something each week. And

39:55

this week, the hell I'm willing to die on

39:57

this week, I will never

39:59

be. ever ever leave

40:01

home without a hankerchief or

40:04

a hankie it's not lying or it's not rag do

40:13

you have a new one every day? I

40:16

do. I've always carried

40:18

a hankie. I carried a hankie

40:22

through primary school through intermediate through

40:24

high school I I carried a

40:26

hankie to the clubs. I've carried

40:28

a hankie all the way through

40:30

my life all

40:32

the way up to now and you know what

40:34

a hankie to me is as important

40:37

as you carrying your phone in your pocket like I've

40:39

always got to have a hankerchief in my pocket. Have

40:41

you ever got stuck in a public

40:43

toilet with no toilet paper and use

40:45

your hand? I have. Oh! Cap. I

40:47

don't put it back in my pocket

40:49

it goes down the toilet. Yeah absolutely.

40:51

I clogged the drain too. It

40:54

is what it is. I want it out of my pocket. And

40:56

in. Now Shifters I can't

40:59

fathom why you wouldn't. Now

41:02

a hankie does get a bad rap and I

41:04

know that you guys are all thinking that oh

41:06

gross but there are other reasons and other wise

41:09

things you can do with a hankerchief. Now I've

41:11

used a hankerchief as a band-aid for instance. Cut

41:13

finger, wrapped it around, cut it up. I've

41:16

also used a hankie to I don't know clean

41:18

my kids faces face cloths, put a bit of

41:20

water on it, clean away. Hopefully

41:23

it was newer. I've used a hankerchief to

41:25

soak up some of the vape juice

41:27

that's leaked out of my vape. A

41:30

hankerchief is like a small piece of

41:32

absorbent cloth that sits in your pocket

41:35

and is not just there to simply wipe a nose. It's

41:38

basically life's greatest hack. You

41:40

can always use a hankerchief and you'd be surprised

41:42

at how often you'd use it if you put

41:44

it in your pocket. They

41:48

are softer than a tissue. There

41:50

are so many different things you can use with it.

41:52

Basically you clean it and

41:55

it's back in. My butt cheeks are clenched, Dad. We need

41:57

to move on. The

42:00

hell I'm willing to die on today is I'm

42:02

not leaving home without my handkerchief.

42:05

This is the morning

42:22

The first question goes to you mark I

42:24

can kind of get all of us. Okay. What

42:27

happens when muscle mark goes full circle with today

42:29

is They

42:31

repeat But sometimes

42:34

sometimes people create new days

42:36

so they do refresh and I have done this

42:38

I feel like we've never heard the same one.

42:40

Yeah, I don't remember Yeah,

42:43

but I have this is like this who we've said this is a

42:45

big arm a rig This is an

42:47

Easter egg that I have done this throughout my

42:50

entire career in

42:53

Every single show I've ever been involved with oh

42:55

you do it I do it with rent and

42:57

repeat That's my one Easter egg that you could

42:59

look back on my entire career in radio all

43:01

the way through every brand every station I've ever

43:04

worked on to this podcast. It's the one thing

43:06

I've carried through this whole time That's the only

43:08

shouldn't die on so ridiculous the days we celebrate

43:10

some are really good, but some of them aren't

43:12

and yeah I just yeah, well,

43:14

there you go. I don't see the book realize they

43:17

say Morgan Wylin It's actually Waylon's name wrong as a

43:19

country fan Hey slap I Didn't

43:22

know until probably like to my I told you that

43:24

you said no yeah You're

43:27

right. Oh Hang on

43:29

say that again clip that Morgan

43:31

Wylin it's actually Morgan Wylin. I didn't

43:33

know up until not too long ago

43:35

Morgan Waylon Waylon Who

43:38

would win a hundred meter race? We're

43:41

not even doing it. Hey, we're not even gonna your

43:43

hip We're

43:45

not even marks pretty fast though. No, I think

43:48

it break his other calf injuries

43:52

I just finished every five hard. I feel like I'm by

43:54

the way, we didn't talk about legs good It's

43:57

a personal journey, you know No

44:00

we can, we can. We won't talk about it.

44:02

Yeah! Right now. Right now in this moment of

44:05

time. Honestly... It

44:09

is the best thing that I could have done to

44:11

start my year. Really? And I

44:13

would implore anyone to

44:16

get a group of friends that you can

44:18

lock in with, that you can

44:20

set some boundaries that

44:23

are going to help each other to stay locked in.

44:25

Like the bro, Albaro Lancelvali, he did it with us.

44:28

And on day one, I said $1,000 if you quit. He

44:33

goes... What a

44:35

rich guy. He goes... Let's make

44:37

it 2k because I probably quit for $1,000. And

44:40

he had one. He has and he stayed in it.

44:43

And we had some boundaries that we had to

44:45

post our workouts to workouts each day. We had

44:47

to stay on it. He did

44:49

it. And all of us completed it. One

44:52

of our bros lost 25kgs. You

44:57

can see his life has changed. But for

44:59

a lot of us it was more like sticking

45:02

to something and actually following

45:04

that journey and getting it done. What's the biggest

45:06

difference from start to finish? More energy. And

45:14

just keeping your word and completing something. That's

45:16

good about finishing. Yeah, 100%. And

45:19

I think it's more rewarding when you see your mates

45:21

kind of win too. I

45:24

wouldn't say everyone has to do it. But if you

45:26

look at what you have to do for 75 hard

45:29

and you think that you could do

45:31

it, please. It is the best thing

45:33

you could do. Love it. I'll do it once a

45:35

year now. Really? Yeah. Oh

45:38

wow. And finally, would you

45:40

guys be able to swap each other's intro without

45:42

any practice? This one I think would

45:44

be interesting. So the intro that we have for the show...

45:48

I'll do Max Pup. Does

45:51

that mean you have to come and hear all the buttons? No,

45:55

it's all going to happen. It's never going to happen. It's

45:57

never going to happen. So, Mark, how about... What

46:00

about you do... Jordan?

46:04

Jordan do my part? Okay. And

46:07

I'll do Mark's part. Jordan's

46:09

gonna do the first part. Mark's gonna

46:12

do Jordan's part. And I

46:14

will do Mark's part. You ready? I

46:17

think I'm ready for this. I was doing the music too.

46:19

This is with the music. Okay.

46:21

You ready? No practice boys. Here we go.

46:24

Three, two, one.

46:28

Let's push! Look

46:30

at the camera. There's our

46:32

phone. It's down

46:35

baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to

46:37

be like you. Nada. Who

46:40

made the turn back now? The

46:42

whole thing chipped. I thought you

46:45

knew me. I can't make

46:47

it back to me. Oh! I'm

46:50

trying to get in, I'm trying to get

46:52

in. I'm trying to get in. This is

46:54

from up. We put

46:57

a point out of search

46:59

and they call me a mucker. I'm sorry but it's not

47:01

true. Hurry

47:05

up. Hurry up. It's

47:08

Mark's food. What are you doing? For

47:10

the tresses and the sisters. No. Put

47:14

your... Damn it. I

47:18

don't even know what he said. Say

47:20

no more. Say no more. The door. Everything

47:24

you like. You

47:26

couldn't do it either. You

47:28

do mine bro. Give me a chance here. Okay.

47:31

Ready? Okay. We'll start again. I'll

47:34

do Jordan's part. I'll do Jordan's

47:36

part. How did I get that so

47:38

wrong? It's hard when... We're

47:42

going to the water party. No

47:45

you didn't. You got it horribly wrong. Remember

47:48

no practice. Here we go. Round 2. Okay

47:50

I'll try. Let's

47:52

push. Let's go.

47:56

He's down baby. You

47:58

know who it is. I'm tryna be

48:01

like a you mother Josh, it's like

48:03

the turban man here The money chips,

48:05

now what about you, love you, love

48:07

me? Yeah,

48:09

I love you, I love you, I love you Hey,

48:13

Jorda, good morning, good evening,

48:15

and everything in between We're back

48:17

for a talk to be nice Tuesday

48:20

from our muscles Hey, sisters,

48:22

we're back for another structure to

48:24

take care of this time Listen

48:30

We're here Oh,

48:35

what do you say? Exactly, let's wrap this

48:37

up, this is embarrassing We couldn't do it, how

48:39

about that? We couldn't do it What do you

48:41

say? Give me the fifth one I got more

48:43

right than you Stay for that Don't stress, we

48:45

got to cover like a sundry It's

48:50

gross We've done this 300 times Whoo

48:54

Hey, man, will you do what we do? You stopped us with

48:56

that question, we're not very good That's why we're gonna stay in

48:58

our roles, stay in our lane But hey,

49:00

we'll do it right tomorrow morning That's the show That's

49:03

the show, guys Alright, we'll be a little bit

49:05

better tomorrow Check

49:07

on your people, we love you Yes Yes

49:10

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49:14

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49:16

my God Good morning Shh

49:20

I'm gonna make them an outfit, man Yes,

49:23

sir I love you Oh, my God This

49:27

Is Shh God

49:29

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49:32

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49:34

God Oh, my God Oh,

49:36

my God You

49:40

can't appear You

49:49

know what? I came into this video this morning and it

49:51

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49:53

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