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Why are you yelling at me man What Wait
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where's the violence from You woke up in shows
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I don't care about anyone else's minds but I want
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my for. Us.
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Corrected as the student. And
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I'm is. What
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The Bible? Person
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and. me
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to say I'm
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really good guys, I've
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registered for what's called a Thornton's auction
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account. Now
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you guys know I love a deal. I love a good
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deal. Any way I can save money, that's what I'm about.
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I do it all the time when I go to Costco,
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you know, I package my meat differently. I
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feel like Trade Me's the learner's, the
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learner account when it comes to auctions,
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online auction. And I feel
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like when you, you know, I was on Trade Me for a
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long time last night, I was looking for a car, still looking
5:19
for a car, just to run around, just something that I can
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spend cheap money on. And then I thought to
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myself, you know what, I'm past Trade Me. Someone found your
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car, they offered it on the pace, did you not see?
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I didn't see, no. Someone's offered to
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buy these, it's got to retro everything. Oh, okay. Well
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then maybe I don't need to do this. Anyway, for
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the sake of the story though, Thornton's
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auction house is like, it's kind of like, they
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do like police auctions and stuff like
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that for vehicles, stolen watches. Like
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this is where I've gone and I've taken my
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inner need to get a deal to another level.
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Learners is definitely Trade Me, marketplace,
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perhaps. But this, this, boys,
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you have to register, you get a number. Like
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a little online panel that you hold up the number to
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say, yeah, I'm keen to buy that. though
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the only thing that they're selling is like the
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scholastics like overflow of books and stuff so that
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was boring I'm not gonna I'm not gonna bid
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on anything there but I'm looking forward to there's
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a there's a couple of auctions I've got coming
6:11
up one is like someone's selling their entire house
6:14
what not the house itself but everything
6:16
in the house they're moving to Australia is what
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the description is there's cars there's couches there's tables
6:20
they're not taking any of the gear with them
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but this is the thing though like you that's
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what I'm so excited about I need nothing I don't
6:27
need anything right but I want to go to that
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auction just to see if there might be something that
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I could just pick up for a deal they might
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have like a seagull yeah I I'm
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with you it's just it's like I'm so excited
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now that I'm registered that I can actually I
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don't know bid on something I don't need don't
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take what do you do leave the motorbike take
6:44
everything else leave the motorbike are
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you ready yeah you know are you talking about
6:49
the confiscated motorbike yeah leave those on the bike
6:51
don't ride those around town okay I'm gonna Jordan
6:53
we could come
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along with oh yeah I'm excited um
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boys this is this is amazing I just wanted this is
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a quick chicken how long can you guys plank for let's
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start with that like let's just say actually
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not even right now the next time you would have ever
7:07
plank for what do you reckon it is honestly like on
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the line as a test I could get to three minutes
7:11
but what I think is incredible but normally
7:13
I'm just like minute I'm like you know what I
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mean like life on the line you're gonna lie from
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the line three mark and your prime
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what you're looking at 45 seconds yeah so
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I'm terrible at playing so I'm looking at
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a minute we're long body got abs where
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long bodies visit the 50 year old grandma
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in America has just broken the world record
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four hours mom first 30 minutes
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and 11 not a man
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a loo kid not impressed how
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are you not impressed that's the
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most impressive thing I've ever heard of my life short
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limbs short limbs like don't don't get
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it twisted like for taller people it's
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harder it's a lot harder to keep
7:51
your like it's harder to live wait
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that's crazy because the full cremated different
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like he said short limbs the four-hour
7:58
grandmama short limbs easier to lift Everything's
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hard at all though. Although if you're not above six foot
8:02
you can't enter this conversation and we all are. Like there's
8:04
a whole warrior game. There's a whole
8:06
warrior game. She just held it there. That's
8:09
a whole, that's a whole golf game bro. That is
8:11
incredible to me. I heard that. I said wow. Gonna
8:13
score a record four hours 30 minutes.
8:15
What do you think she's mad about? Nah dude. They're
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disgusting. Let's give it to Daily Bread. That's
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right guys. Daily Bread. Breaking Bread. With
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the news of today. And today is
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April 17th. That's 108 days deep into
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the air. 258 left to get her.
8:33
Get her. It
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is World Circus Day today. Where
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we celebrate circus artists. The craftsmanship
8:39
behind it. Creators, the performers, the
8:42
big tent. This is the great
8:44
new show. Are we
8:46
circus fans? I mean.
8:48
I've decided I don't know about circuses anymore. Like
8:51
I haven't been to a circus that hasn't given
8:53
me a vibe of like something
8:55
sinister and evil is
8:57
happening out the back. Not a fan of the Curdivar?
9:00
Come nutty corner. Sick of all these great though.
9:02
Yeah that's okay. That's a circus. Yeah
9:05
I think what circuses were no
9:07
longer bringing the animals around. Do you know
9:09
how they used to train animals? I mean. You
9:11
drew the line? Yes we are. I
9:14
don't want to go back there but I'm just saying like you
9:16
know when the beer stopped juggling on the cycle like. Anyway. It's
9:19
also, it's Melbic World Day. Melbic?
9:22
The wine? Yeah. Oh brook. Tell
9:25
us all about it. Well I know I'm not really
9:27
with the Melbics just yet but I would love to
9:29
know a little bit more at the end of the
9:31
year. Come back and ask me because that's my mask.
9:33
Apparently Argentina's wine of heritage. It's
9:37
the Melbic is like you know
9:39
the champion Melbics will come from Argentina. That's
9:41
the creme de la creme of reds. And
9:44
finally International Bat Appreciation Day. Wow not at the
9:46
moment. I love them so much. That's a scary
9:48
day. They put up through the wringer. Is
9:51
it just me or is it terrifying? They are. Bro I
9:53
lived in Ken's once and a bat came into my house.
9:56
Happy International Bat Appreciation
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Day. You
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get a new one out Omaha.
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Guess it wasn't as a ransom
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brother. Good seen months for cycling
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as statues. Ah,
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Wrist. Like choking me on the
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camera. So like. To second a video
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of herself and she was like pertaining to. Sickle.
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The statute with up with you could have
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some serious doesn't like as weapons and the
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blogger like russian I'm playing. you know foods
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and don't play by air. you so respected
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in any in follow the rules or on
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she got ten months in jail. So
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they caught the video as see them be done
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this like know now that louise. Month
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ago or you know I'm an arrest.
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you live another reference or have those
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muscles. I was in high school Vladivostok
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know if none of us a lot
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about run. And
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our. Eyes with or had
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a voice like disagree down at Eleven A
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liver A live in Santa A mom know
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play with you our I live in I
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live in and nine eleven and I the
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someone all limit man ten promising and there
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was a place that one thing army the
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was possible job which means you're beautiful and
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in a also to play some joker you
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admit everywhere in Africa and Mcafee okay what
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other with karaoke and I went in there
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there was a place we go Laden I
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adjusted paypal experiences. That.
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Are your fire? You are you excited? I. Won't
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admit audible got his duff be but it's what
11:27
I remember that of what I had a good
11:29
time I was falling. As
11:31
a lot going on there another lot of
11:33
fun experience. that was when experience as little
11:35
as hey mind say I want to congratulate
11:37
someone who's pulling never listened to the spices
11:40
moving. The needles is absolutely incredible. Cayman flagged
11:42
as we number one of the W M
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B I dropped now see so good. the
11:46
something that I probably in the past una
11:48
flux about but the way this is changing
11:50
the game movie Manson. The.
11:52
money that is unbecoming to these moments see
11:54
so good that he went to the indian
11:56
a fever and scenes at changing the a
11:59
home stadium so they play here to bigger
12:01
stadiums so they can make money so they
12:03
can put more people into it like we
12:05
played in Vegas Vegas normally holds 12,000 they're
12:07
moving to a 20,000 seed stadium what does
12:09
WNBA blocked that big three deal you know
12:11
how she's only supposed to be on four
12:13
like without endorsements and sponsorship she's only getting
12:15
pay 86,000 her first rookie year but big
12:17
three are offering her five million for like
12:19
three games well the thing about women's basketball
12:21
is actually bigger in Europe so they make
12:23
more money in Europe but because you think
12:25
NBA it's in people's
12:27
minds is the biggest female she
12:30
should be the catalyst to change things without a doubt
12:32
you know what I mean like if the other teams
12:34
have done the book bigger stadiums you'd imagine that's a
12:36
change for the good well everything's moving like Serena Williams
12:38
is trying to buy the team yeah people are trying
12:40
to invest into it gotta start somewhere down there all
12:42
of her games are sold out already in the starts
12:44
with this so Caitlin Clark and the rest of the
12:47
girls they have been drafted in this year's draft are
12:49
incredible but she draft classes is following
12:51
else she is something else so Caitlin
12:53
Clark congratulations love that that is your
12:55
Danny bread guys breaking bread with the
12:57
news of today it's
13:01
the morning shift the
13:08
morning shift we believe in going to Mahi that
13:11
could be described whoever you want you want to put in the work
13:13
you want to do the dishes get
13:15
to work that's a life
13:18
worth living on your
13:20
terms you know it's not saying yes to life your
13:24
boss I said that kind of wrong anyway I've set that up and we're
13:26
not going
13:30
back let's talk
13:32
work because
13:34
someone on our Facebook group shift this page said
13:37
we've heard about X with women and men
13:39
but what are your work just quickly going
13:41
around the room what are our work it's
13:45
hard because yeah I mean oh
13:49
no bro bro klesis coffee cups on our table but
13:53
there's so rich there
13:55
so rich I got money so
13:58
the other day he leaves his coffee cup on my
14:01
table I see and I'm
14:03
like I know what he's trying to do
14:05
clearly he's trying to shake me
14:07
off my game before the show
14:09
you know what I mean? Mark
14:11
CoDening I'm listening and therapy I
14:14
learned that no
14:16
one can make me feel anything I choose to feel
14:18
that way so I know what he's doing now I
14:20
see he's trying to rock me I
14:22
said what are you doing putting you putting a cup
14:25
on my desk he said what's it he his words
14:27
Mark what's it to you it's not bothering you hold
14:29
on tone was very different no no wasn't what's it
14:31
to you? what's it to
14:33
you? exactly what's it to you? what's
14:35
it to you? violent
14:38
right Mark violent I don't want to get in the
14:40
middle of this and his thinking
14:43
behind it and his justifying was I'll
14:45
see it on the way out to take it to
14:47
the kitchen on your desk I won't see it on
14:49
my desk mmm a kick well the desk your desk
14:51
is closer to the door so I can see the
14:53
magic behind it but I'm not saying it to you
14:55
Mark I'm on the way it's on the way you
14:57
I could have given you go to hell work
15:00
it out I meetings that
15:03
could be an email those
15:05
those get me and we don't even
15:07
really have too many of those but always meetings that could
15:09
be an email and people who cook fish in the microwave
15:12
thank you roe don't
15:15
get in the sea leave leaves
15:17
that at home tangaroa there's things you
15:19
can you're not supposed to be on
15:21
land yeah thinking out the
15:23
rest of the room for like honestly even
15:25
this how shameful is like fish breath around
15:27
office already bad even that like they
15:30
have to sit with it for the man
15:32
they didn't bring a toothbrush right right it's
15:34
very true well this person said a customer
15:36
service absolute ick for me is when girlies
15:38
pull money out of their bra like
15:40
how you like how you comfortable
15:43
digging around your biddies like
15:45
that in that goddamn public this
15:47
girl I related to that is when
15:49
the money is warm she was listed also ladies
15:51
I understand that
15:55
pockets are non-existent for a lot of us when
15:57
it comes to our cock-a-boo like pants
15:59
out wear but it doesn't
16:01
mean you can't get away with a bag of
16:03
wallet. How
16:05
do we feel about a coin being pulled
16:07
out of a bra? Let's get into it.
16:10
One thing. True. Yeah, warm coin. I
16:12
don't really deal with that wrap in the service.
16:16
We're struggling to get money in here, let
16:18
alone warmth. Here's
16:20
a little fact though. Do you know why a
16:22
lot of women don't have pockets on their jeans
16:24
or their pants? They don't make them with pockets
16:27
on them. A lot of them. No,
16:29
I don't. Well, here's
16:32
the mind-blowing fact, Brooke. It's
16:34
to encourage women to buy handbags.
16:40
Get out! My
16:43
name's Jordan. I'm him. Wow!
16:47
You ladies are getting paid! The
16:49
ecosystem, they're all working together. Like,
16:53
you know so many women's jeans have
16:55
sewed on pockets that don't work? They
16:57
look like pockets, but they don't have a pocket. They're
17:01
sewed across. It's
17:03
to encourage females to buy handbags. Where
17:06
do you put your handkerchiefs? Oh,
17:08
that's it, Mark. Probably down there, bruh. Right
17:10
next to the note. You're the only
17:12
one in New Zealand who still has a handkerchief in your
17:14
pocket every day in 2024. And I
17:16
promise you, the handkerchiefs are listening. Actually, that's my
17:19
workbook. There's like snot
17:21
in your pocket right now. That's
17:24
the same one as yesterday, Mark. I've got the same colours. I
17:27
guarantee you are the only person listening right now that
17:29
thought that as well. Where's
17:32
the handkerchiefs going to go? That
17:34
was good though, Jordan. Yeah, that was
17:36
actually good. We won't get
17:38
into the beauty industry because that would just be... That's
17:41
not our place. That's not our place. That's not where we want to be. Cheyenne
17:44
says, Working for me is watching
17:46
the most useless, consistently awful at their job, not
17:48
get made redundant. But someone who is bright and
17:50
eager to work, who I am training up, I
17:52
let go. Ask the damn
17:54
manager of the apartment. What's
17:57
going on? Sounds like a
17:59
year's build up. That's true,
18:02
that's true. Someone also said one time
18:04
they saw a man pull it out of Zandi's. That's
18:06
not good. That's not good. A
18:10
lot of people say I'm agreeing with you, Brooke, like
18:12
the work emails for meetings, like just send me an
18:14
email. Send me an email? Do you
18:16
know how meetings about meetings? Those
18:18
are, oh, grinds my gears. That
18:21
is workicks. I really just came here
18:23
to bring that handbag mind-blowing fact, but... It was actually
18:25
pretty good. I might have said it wrong, sir, if
18:28
I got that wrong. I don't think
18:30
I did this. I'm pretty sure
18:32
that's the case. The ecosystem of it all working
18:34
together. Don't buy a handbag, ladies. Demand
18:37
pockets. This
18:40
is the morning shift. Shift
18:46
his mark on him, I hear. He said... I'm
18:48
making loud! Well, he didn't say
18:50
that. That's elastic, actually. He
18:53
said... Last week we went at a star
18:55
sign, we went at Aries. If you missed it, there's a
18:57
club over in America that won't allow Aries into the club.
19:00
I mean, when you stacked up the evidence, Aries...
19:02
Who says, or break it down just because? You
19:04
know what I'm saying? If anyone owns a mirror...
19:08
Just saying. It made sense to me why I wouldn't
19:10
be in that club. This
19:12
week we're going with... The
19:15
most unlovable star sign. I know, man. Why
19:18
would you do that? The one that
19:20
we shouldn't be dating. Actually, let's go
19:22
the other side first. Let's go with the most lovable. Okay. So
19:25
we guess we'll warm into it. Yeah, yeah. I'll
19:28
give you the top one. And I did some research on this.
19:30
Obviously, there's a few different articles that will come out. How did
19:32
you research it, bro? I read about four or five and then
19:34
I went on TikTok. So I went with the medium of them
19:36
all and the one that came through the most. So let's go
19:38
with number one. What you think
19:40
is the most lovable and dateable star
19:42
sign? Pisces. I'm
19:45
not even going to play this game. No, Jordan's right. I'm not
19:47
even going to play the game. It's Pisces.
19:49
Do you know why? I know. It's
19:52
the 12th Sun sign. I have no idea
19:54
what that means, but it sounds good. Mmm. It's
19:57
known to be the most romantic. Emotional
20:00
in the group and it said that a
20:02
person who falls for a Pisces gets the
20:04
best companion for life Wow empathy to a
20:06
lot of empathy that's hard to compete with
20:09
Whoo, so if you're a Pisces or like they're
20:11
gonna hold you're an old man
20:13
to healing You know what I mean? Then I'm gonna
20:15
pack you in They are gonna hold
20:18
it down Listen to him.
20:20
He knows what about what are we
20:22
doing today though doing the worst? The
20:24
most unlovable it's a old star-star man can
20:26
can pick it here. Well, let's go
20:28
through First of all, do you guys know
20:31
the the star signs of your partner? Obviously, I
20:33
don't have one so I can't do it Okay, there you
20:35
go. Yeah, okay, my scorpion scorpion.
20:37
You could do it. Like you could go watch the
20:39
one you want Taking
20:44
cheese pussies pisces, please All
20:48
right guys the most unlovable I could
20:51
say an undated bull Star
20:54
signs a day actually Jordan give it a go. Well,
20:57
I'm not gonna tell you but I would assume it's
20:59
in the Scorpio Scorpio range Scorpion
21:06
Could it could be Cancer
21:10
cancer the feature but it's not cancer. It
21:12
could also be Capricorn But
21:16
the Capricorn featured really high Who
21:20
wrote it You
21:23
know, I mean Jordan I
21:25
hate to break it to you. Here we go.
21:28
The most undated bull and unlovable star
21:30
sign Is a
21:32
Sagittarius what? But
21:43
I'm just the messenger did you have a little
21:45
conversation with but did you try to set me
21:47
up no I actually don't need just idea. Mark
21:49
all I am is his messenger and I'm not
21:51
really with the star sign So I think I'm
21:54
the best person to be the missing. You know,
21:56
you don't land on me. Why? Yeah, why I'll
21:58
back you up When they come to
22:00
relationships they prefer freedom rather than commitment.
22:02
Independence. They love to jump from one
22:05
activity or person to another. That's
22:07
probably the last thing that you want. Sorry we're
22:09
independent people. He's been married for a very long
22:12
time now. Sorry we've got our own goals and
22:14
aspirations. You can come for the ride though. Hey
22:16
hey hey. You can respond after this. They love
22:18
to jump from one activity and person to another.
22:21
Is that what you want in a relationship Jordan? Hang
22:24
on let me check. No no no.
22:28
Additionally they don't like to talk
22:30
about feelings or emotions. Issues
22:32
like this they suppress. I don't
22:36
want that in my relationship. It's best
22:38
it actually finishes with it's best to look elsewhere. Okay
22:44
yes we're joking. Sorry Mark. Yes we're joking.
22:46
However to we don't care about Mark but
22:48
to the other Sagittarius people this is to
22:50
someone wrote this on the internet okay. Anything
22:52
is possible. You
22:55
gotta believe. I'm still failing to see
22:57
any fault here like if you
22:59
and that is the problem. Jordan.
23:06
They also need a lot of space in
23:08
relationships which can make them feel distant and
23:10
uninterested in times.
23:12
Do you see what I'm after? A deep
23:14
sense of dependency and freedom. However
23:17
a deep want for space. You
23:19
have no desire to get close.
23:21
Oh sorry you want suffocating love.
23:23
Is that what you want? When
23:25
you guys want to go out to I don't know have a
23:27
party with the boys you want me to be going no no
23:29
no I'm coming with you. When I hug someone I want my
23:32
partner to hug my toes too. You know what I mean? Like from
23:35
arms police I want my toes.
23:37
I don't want knee-passing everything.
23:39
I don't want no space. No
23:42
distance. Get over here. Bring
23:44
that here. Here we go. You know what
23:47
I'm saying? So Mark's warning me up. I'm
23:49
just the messenger. Sagie's out there.
23:51
Be better and
23:53
um if you're looking
23:55
for love look in another direction. You know where we'll go
23:57
next week because you'll like these more. We'll get to it.
24:00
We'll get to the numerology next week. The
24:02
star signs, they're like... Wishy-washy,
24:05
ay, like that's me, but yeah. They're basic
24:07
stuff, though they're actually the basic stuff. Men
24:10
lie, women lie, the numbers don't lie, you know? Oh,
24:12
got changed in the past. And the numbers your birthday...
24:15
What is your birthday? Like, don't say
24:17
the year, just... 25th
24:20
of... November. 25,
24:23
11. I
24:26
was at your master number. What? What are
24:28
you talking about? Sorry, I'm gonna shut up, but it's
24:30
coming next week. Hey, can I just say then, to
24:32
end this, if you are looking
24:34
for someone who's obsessed with you, who
24:37
stalks you, don't try
24:39
and find love with a Sagittarian. Because they'll give you
24:41
space, they'll allow you to be the person you want
24:43
to be, and they'll join you in the middle. Yeah,
24:45
come on. Take it home. Come on! Look
24:47
at around, look at around. Come on. If you want to
24:49
be, you know, if you want to have a good love,
24:51
where you can grow as a person, as an individual, and
24:54
then you guys can come together, you sound helpful.
24:56
Sagittarius can't do the work for you. The
24:59
work that you need to do. Yeah, we'll meet you
25:01
in the middle. We'll definitely meet you in the middle
25:03
though. This is The Morning
25:05
Chef. Good
25:08
evening and everything in between. I'm Jordan,
25:11
and I'm Paul, and this is the
25:13
news for you. So,
25:19
on most weeks, I will bring three stories,
25:21
but this week, it's... One
25:24
and Done. It's One and Done, really, yeah. A
25:26
story that has popped up quite frequently, and
25:29
one that I wanted to get you guys to take on as well. I
25:34
guess every other news story to me feels like
25:36
a bit of a distraction at the moment over
25:38
a story that's around the fast track bill, which
25:41
the government is pushing through quickly. Oh, yeah. So,
25:43
the fast track bill, I think something most
25:45
people should know about, it's
25:48
a way that we cut the red tape, the
25:50
white tape, the yellow tape, whatever it is, and
25:53
get projects that are looking to
25:56
bring money into the country Up
25:58
and running quicker without having to go through.... The
26:00
a whole lot of that I guess the whiteside going
26:02
through all the different places and people that need to
26:04
have their say on will another project will be good
26:06
for the country or with or be good for the
26:08
environment within to be good for the plate. the locals
26:11
all x on a jazz at the moment it seems
26:13
to be a fitting. The
26:15
frantic task of you while of you
26:17
just thought of as a suspicious and
26:19
against the mining or gathering things like
26:21
that. And so the current coalition are
26:23
looking to make sure that they can
26:26
be quicker. Ah, and it's approving often
26:28
seems. Click us and so on. Spicy.
26:30
What they want to do is they
26:32
want to put what's called the expert
26:34
panel together. Ah, the Minister of Infrastructure,
26:36
Chris Bishop, Regional Development manager Sam Jones
26:38
and Transport minister Some and Brown. So
26:40
ultimately what this will do is give
26:43
you one of those experts. Oh, you're.
26:45
Which one? Sanskrit.
26:47
Shane was the and I just I just
26:49
mean like and and this is what's hard
26:51
about him being a nice for the summer
26:53
stuff because you'd be hard pressed to find
26:55
someone more knowledgeable in the treated in San
26:57
Simeon as he twenty one who designed the
26:59
bone disease or solas. I just seen him
27:01
like and politics like last year and I
27:03
could be wrong. A member for it's funny
27:05
should bring up the to see what's on
27:07
your safety or with the the difference being
27:09
and as if this was was through and
27:11
the was such a thing as the panel
27:13
to give us having. The interesting thing is
27:15
is that via. The treaty know the
27:18
really isn't around to stand on and I
27:20
think that's where the concern is coming from.
27:22
Also known as a mess of concern for
27:24
those who tier for the environment because you
27:27
know all of a sudden know court approval
27:29
is needed by chance to the stand in
27:31
the way of anything. If Mr. Bush at
27:33
Mr. Jones Mr. Brown say that it's litter
27:36
happen especially the three on power yeah on
27:38
I met by learning be passed Mrs and
27:40
gonna be possible while at the moment they
27:42
just trying to pass it's looking likely that
27:45
it will pass. unless
27:47
people have they say on i'm i'm
27:49
so sorry i stay away from the
27:51
use another time as of i'm speaking
27:54
for people than listening to this that
27:56
a like me how can he possible
27:58
like this This
28:01
government has found a way of
28:03
fast tracking everything and ultimately I
28:06
think a couple of days ago they were talking about being
28:08
able to get landlords
28:11
were able to charge people now for rent bond,
28:13
sorry a pet bond right so if you were
28:16
wanting to rent off them now you know you
28:18
can put money two weeks worth of money into
28:20
a bond for your pet. So six weeks now
28:22
for your bond. Basically for that but they all
28:24
seem to be little wee side projects that are
28:26
happening while this is being fast-tracked through and people
28:29
are sort of sitting there going what what
28:31
what and what does this ultimately mean? It
28:33
means things like that have been I
28:35
guess put on hold because of legal standing
28:38
something like you would have heard
28:40
about the Australian company coming in
28:42
to try and launch offshore mining
28:45
and approaching Nantarunaki they want to try and get
28:47
a whole lot of the sand the iron sand
28:49
out and I think it's in the number
28:53
around three billion tonnes of iron
28:55
sand out of out of Tatarunaki and
28:57
sell it the Australian company wants to come in and do it
28:59
so what that would do was obviously bring jobs to
29:01
Tatarunaki what it would do is bring money into
29:03
the economy as they see it and that's what
29:06
they're aiming to do but what it doesn't take
29:08
into account is the Iwi who obviously are looking
29:10
out for the land it doesn't take in any
29:12
of the conservation or the fact that dock you
29:15
know the land that dock owns it doesn't take
29:17
any of that into account it just goes no
29:19
no no you guys have no say in this
29:22
ultimately what's happening now is these three men
29:24
decide and we we become I guess
29:27
we sit back and just let them
29:29
do what they do. You know what
29:31
I hate about politics bro? Like as
29:33
politics. Exactly bro. Like
29:35
our politicians are so competitive and the
29:38
language that they use is such a
29:40
bunch of wish-wash booths that
29:43
as public we're not actually able
29:45
to see like properly
29:47
what the goal is here you know
29:49
if you align yourself to Tangata Finua and
29:52
you align yourself to the concept of kai-tiaki
29:54
and the way that we've looked after the
29:56
land obviously this is a
29:58
huge issue you didn't come
30:01
from that type of upbringing, it's
30:03
kind of like, I'd like to
30:05
see the economy grow, obviously you're
30:07
going to be more skewed that
30:09
way. But I never
30:11
know what the actual problem is, because I absolutely
30:14
get where to look after the environment, that
30:18
is something we need to uphold. But I also see
30:22
so much of people crying out that this economy
30:25
is affecting them and they can't have jobs
30:27
and we have huge problems, and I'm not
30:29
saying this is the scenario to make these
30:31
two comparisons, but often we're
30:33
not able to see, we
30:36
do need a better economy, and obviously this might not
30:38
be the way to go about it, but I just
30:40
always feel like I'm stuck between a catch, I
30:45
never know really what is the issue, what
30:47
are the problems, I just see people fighting
30:49
on both ends of what they feel is
30:52
completely right, and as a public
30:54
it's so confusing to see, because
30:57
we don't actually read the policies, we don't actually
30:59
understand, we can read a headline and they can
31:01
be saying, this is going to happen and then
31:03
we see this side going at it and this
31:05
side going at it, but we
31:08
don't actually know if that's actually the case. So
31:10
confusing bro, that's what I'm saying. It is confusing,
31:13
but I think there is very little way of
31:15
telling exactly how badly this could go, or how
31:17
great it could go. What you do
31:19
know though, from in the past, especially when we've
31:21
had mine, that the environment does
31:25
very much get affected, and some of the
31:27
projects that are looking to take advantage of
31:29
this fast track bill, it's
31:31
mining bro, it is literally they're going to go
31:33
into pristine land, where there's birds, where there's birds,
31:36
where there's forests, they're going to go into this
31:38
pristine land, they're going to mine it, they're going
31:40
to get money for it, it's going to help
31:42
the economy, but what is that going to do,
31:44
what's the flow on effect, what's that going to
31:46
do for everybody in the region, it's
31:49
just there's so much of the unknown that no
31:51
matter what headline you read, it's always going to
31:53
be right or left. And that's my hard point,
31:55
is like, okay, let's say that isn't the answer.
31:59
Awesome. going to do that. What is
32:01
the answer? Totally. You know what
32:04
I mean? People can't, we
32:06
understand inflation now. That's
32:08
what just makes me feel suffocated by all of
32:10
these headlines and all of these, like no one
32:12
seems to have the answer. Funner, if I'm being
32:14
honest, I think you should Google fast track built
32:17
and go and read some stories on it
32:19
because this is your future. This is your
32:22
future. This is your country. Is
32:24
the cost of living worth doing what they're looking
32:26
to do here? Are they making the right choice?
32:28
Are they not? You will sit somewhere in between
32:31
those headlines and be like, okay, I feel comfortable
32:33
with this or you won't. Either way, know
32:35
about it. That's why we do it on the
32:37
show. What I don't feel comfortable about is, and
32:39
maybe I've got this kind of wrong and it's
32:41
not as black and white as it seems, but
32:44
you give these three people here complete power. You're
32:46
talking to me now. Yeah. To
32:48
control bills, put
32:50
through bills that the country may not believe
32:52
in, agree with them, but you're putting the
32:55
power in these three people
32:57
men's hands to control, I guess,
32:59
the future of what happens to New Zealand in the
33:01
next foreseeable future. And let's not forget, they want the
33:03
balance sheet to look good when it comes to the
33:05
next election going, look how much money we made though.
33:07
Yeah, but what did you do to the environment? What
33:09
did you do to that area? What are we off
33:11
to where? Yeah, those are
33:13
the... But that's what's confusing is Shane Jones is
33:15
incredibly, has an incredibly in depth
33:17
knowledge on the treaty more than anyone could
33:20
probably question him on. And so him
33:22
being a part of this deal, I just
33:26
need to know. We could get him on the show. I
33:28
know he'd love to come on the show, but like, yeah.
33:31
Ultimately he's bypassing the treaty though
33:33
by making this fast track bill.
33:35
So again, like it, I'm
33:37
stuck. Yeah. I'm stuck. More reading to
33:39
be done, more learning to be done.
33:42
But that's your news for today. Whoo.
33:47
Whoo-sah. I'm Jordan. And I'm Broke. And we
33:49
don't know anything. Just trying to get to better
33:51
Christian. And that was true news for
33:53
you. Best
33:58
of the morning, chef. I
34:00
like it good. The Moon Stone. Thanks
34:03
to Spokes, and it's ultra. Ahhhh.
34:05
Ahhh. That's a
34:07
goodie today. Time to relax. Ooh.
34:10
Into the Moon Stone. Where
34:12
everybody is welcome and it's all thanks to our
34:15
mates at Space. Helping mates?
34:17
See you better mates. See you better
34:19
mates. And on today's means then guys,
34:21
the conversation you're about to hear is
34:23
with their three of our very good
34:26
friends. They're talking about
34:28
a theatre show they're doing, but it's not to be discounted
34:30
that these guys as actors have worked
34:33
with some of the biggest actors in Hollywood. They're
34:36
some of the best actors in this country and
34:38
have won Best Actor in like TV and shows.
34:40
Like what they're doing, they're talking about a little
34:42
theatre show but they are, they
34:45
are juggernauts and we hold all very high things. Yeah, 100%.
34:47
But this chat, maybe
34:50
Mark you could give a tease before we go on. How is this chat for
34:52
you? This chat is raw,
34:55
open and honest. And I think
34:57
they're really, there's something mentioned in there
34:59
where the art is really
35:01
nailed when the conversation continues past
35:03
the theatre and I think that's
35:06
a real badge of honour for us as well
35:08
and Spates with the Means Den because like that's
35:10
what happens in this. They're talking
35:12
about in a space that we've created,
35:15
what they're creating for all the shifters and that
35:17
warms my heart. Okay, listen to it. Love you
35:19
guys. Alright, in our studio right now, you can't
35:21
see but we are on the Means Den beautiful
35:24
lush leather couches. This
35:27
is our Means Den segment thanks to Spates, helping
35:29
mates be better mates. This is
35:31
very exciting for me personally because
35:33
we've been waiting to have this chat. There
35:36
are three juggernaut giants on the
35:38
couch today. I'm going to read their
35:40
synopsis so bear
35:43
with me. This is what they've sent me. Okay, my name
35:45
is Doug. I'm
35:48
reading it word for word. We're dicks, we're
35:51
idiots, we're guys, we don't dive deep. Long
35:54
time massive company members. Dominic
35:56
Onoariki, Neil Amitu, Anahi
35:58
and Biola Koale. met
36:00
while creating and performing with Massive over 15
36:03
years ago, they have been best mates ever
36:05
since. But what happens when their
36:07
friendship fractures and they need to work out
36:09
how to put it back together? When ignoring
36:11
it stops working, Neil, Bueller and Dom have
36:14
to work it out to fix their friendship
36:16
or walk away. Full of trademark, Massive cheek
36:19
humour, gift and a whole lot of heart,
36:21
I Love You G is a gutsy
36:23
and at times uncomfortable love letter to
36:25
a brotherhood, a joyous invitation to soften
36:28
the effort. Can we give
36:30
a whole bunch of pocky pocky people a hug and
36:32
a hug? Thanks for having us. Before I chuck it
36:34
to you guys very quickly, these
36:37
guys, they're huge in their
36:39
space. They've done movies, they've done TV shows,
36:41
but they're doing a theatre show together
36:43
at the moment, they're collaborating and creating and
36:46
we're going to give them an opportunity for all
36:48
the boys here at the Morning Shift and 20 other
36:50
shifters to go to this theatre show in May. So
36:52
we're very excited. This is what we're talking about, but
36:54
welcome to the show boys. Thank you for having us.
36:56
Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I have
36:58
a lot of words. Sorry. If you
37:01
don't mind me going because for the
37:03
audience I think it's important to know a
37:05
little bit more. Can you
37:07
just give a run
37:09
down from Dom, Neil to Bueller, who you are,
37:11
what are you doing at the moment and why
37:13
are you doing this? Just a quick intro for
37:15
you guys. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I guess I'll go
37:18
first. What
37:22
am I doing at the moment? I've just been
37:24
kind of doing TV work, just TV screen work.
37:27
Just finished up doing a show called Double Park,
37:30
finished our second season, but
37:32
we've been wanting to make a show
37:35
for a while and then when
37:37
this opportunity came up, just
37:40
felt right. So I'd say doing
37:43
this amongst anything else is probably the most exciting
37:45
thing for me. One, because we get to be
37:47
on stage doing theatre, but
37:49
two, because I'm just learning about myself more, but also
37:52
learning more about my mates, my best mates. Yeah.
37:56
Kia ora, my name is Nio Ami
37:58
Tonati. Am I
38:00
doing at the moment? I took a break
38:02
from with his acting stuff and everything and.
38:05
A win away. Lived life with
38:07
the nine to five am. And.
38:11
The soft unity hear the show The
38:13
boys. As my. I.
38:15
Would say might. Not. Really my
38:17
comeback but the first time with an army
38:20
were doing something and a long time. And.
38:24
A Feel good because. I.
38:27
Feel so rusty and out of touch
38:29
being with the guys and being on
38:31
stage so. On. But.
38:34
I'm also loving the day of the is my
38:36
in a child and my creativeness and me like
38:38
him and I must have so much a and
38:41
look at to be back. But.
38:44
Yeah for now that that's what I'm doing at the
38:46
moment and assisted by state. Funds.
38:49
Come. On
38:51
Milo of a Roman era still
38:53
a quality harm or brown disposing
38:55
of what you sister said. I'm
38:57
honestly just listening tour and are
38:59
trying to have this similar mentality
39:02
like I'm I'm an actor on
39:04
I've cracked it in America and
39:06
are killing a lot of tell
39:08
myself down the basically my little
39:10
bit of hundred fish than have
39:12
to chase the best bill. I
39:14
have the ah I have to
39:16
be the salmon version of Cliff
39:19
Curtis. that's my goal was. To get
39:21
past that would be the best version of me. This.
39:24
Is coming weight or so dumb blushes
39:26
being humble he got best actor and
39:28
New Zealand there was a the largest
39:30
with sensitive be based in Arizona com
39:33
site Yeah this is as coming back
39:35
to the dojo coming back to the
39:37
place where we learnt this crossed. Am
39:40
that we now have as a job
39:42
that. Pays. Our
39:44
bills so. Given. A
39:46
chance to. to
39:50
break a host spread ourselves a little
39:52
an audience watch us do they and
39:54
i'm us challenge yourself to make it
39:56
theatrical an entertaining for an audience to
39:59
watch that Well super exciting
40:02
for us and definitely myself included I've always admired from
40:04
afar So to have you boys in studio here today
40:06
is an absolute honor for us I
40:08
think I'm I'm interested to see
40:10
if you guys have the same answer. Maybe it's a different answer maybe
40:12
I'll start with you bill at this time is You're
40:16
obviously at a point now we guys have known each other for so
40:18
long I think you guys could have done this at any point you
40:20
could have done it in the future Why do
40:22
you think now is the time that you guys want to take your teeth into it
40:24
and get this one ago? Well kind
40:27
of everything happens for a reason and there was a
40:29
point in our life that we do tell in this
40:33
Play I guess you can call it a play.
40:35
It's not really like this is our life. We're telling you our
40:37
life We
40:40
thought we were the epitome of best friends We
40:42
we were the example of what best friends should
40:44
look like we talk we have
40:46
deep conversations We do everything then
40:49
the night before Neil's wedding a crack
40:51
happened in the bowl of our greatness And
40:55
then for 18 months we refused to adjust
40:57
the crack the crack get crowd
40:59
growing and growing and growing and the
41:02
conversation we're going to have on stage is Why
41:06
are we gonna why do we even want this ball? Yeah?
41:09
Why do we want the crack bowl so I? Don't
41:12
know if I see you Christian, but yeah This
41:17
theater show is about a real
41:20
moment like this actually happened Yeah, yeah, I'm
41:22
sure a fracture happened in your brotherhood on
41:24
the night on the night before your brother
41:26
got married Yeah, so what happened? Okay? I
41:28
know we have we can't talk about it
41:30
He's because you've got to watch the show
41:32
but yeah got a tease a little bit
41:34
like yeah Yeah, you still got married and you still did lined
41:36
up and you still did the yada yada like on the day
41:39
Yeah, yeah, pretty much. It's just the
41:41
fact that It
41:44
took us almost like two years to
41:46
actually talk about it So
41:48
within those two years of not talking about what
41:51
had happened the night before I mean the wedding
41:53
day was beautiful Mmm, like yeah, it was beautiful
41:57
But all of a sudden you
41:59
know that's a long time, a lot
42:01
can happen within two years, so all of
42:03
a sudden individually you start to
42:05
fester thoughts and then when you don't address these thoughts,
42:07
when you don't get them out, they
42:09
fester into bigger things and bigger things and then
42:12
all of a sudden your perspective of your
42:14
own friendship starts to morph
42:17
into weird ways. So
42:20
what we're doing on stage is having
42:23
these conversations that we should have had. One,
42:26
the night of and two within those two
42:29
years that we hadn't spoken about it. We'll
42:35
get back to the show soon
42:37
but you guys all grew up in South Auckland and
42:41
you're almost quite an
42:43
anomaly in some aspects if
42:46
you look at the bravado
42:48
and I think we can
42:52
be seen as having strong bonds in
42:54
brotherhood but you guys
42:56
have even said you
42:59
had good communication, you
43:01
had those deep talks.
43:04
Why do you think these things can
43:07
sometimes happen and it can make or break
43:09
us? I guess if we're talking
43:11
about mental
43:13
health or if we're talking about
43:15
why we don't, what have been
43:18
some themes that you're exploring maybe
43:20
even culturally from your upbringing, are
43:22
those being explored in the show or between you guys
43:24
and what are you kind of learning through this process?
43:28
We're learning so much about our
43:31
friendship but
43:37
it's more about ourselves and
43:41
we're learning where that comes from and where that
43:43
started from. It usually
43:45
started from our childhood. We're
43:48
learning our problems that we didn't even
43:50
know we had before we started making
43:52
this theatre show and
43:56
why do I care about how
43:58
Neil sees me? I
44:00
care about how Dom sees me? Because
44:02
that's a me thing. It's not their perspective on
44:05
me. It's like, why do I care about that
44:07
information? Because it does affect
44:09
how I operate in the world, how my
44:11
best mates see me, and it makes
44:13
me want to change. So when that crack did happen, I
44:17
thought that their perspective on me changed. And
44:19
then the black doll came out a little
44:22
bit. He started to bark, and he barked
44:24
loud in the head. But then we had
44:26
to carry on. And in these two years,
44:28
even though we didn't talk about it, they're
44:30
the godparents to my kids, my twins.
44:33
We still did everything we'd done
44:35
before the crack happened. But we just
44:38
avoided the conversation that was underneath everything.
44:41
And we pretended we were still happy
44:43
families. Can I ask you, because I
44:45
know we're not... It's hard to talk
44:47
about this without you guys wanting to talk about what it
44:49
is, but let's say this
44:52
crack that happened. In that moment,
44:56
we wanted to make you feel Bula.
44:58
Yeah. Let's talk about the emotions around
45:00
it. Well, yeah. I mean, we could
45:02
literally tell you the show, but yeah.
45:04
Because even if you know the story,
45:06
we're going to use theatre to
45:08
show you a different way to tell you
45:10
the story. What happened is we got into
45:12
a big fight, and Neil said
45:16
something to me that stung
45:18
me, like stung my soul.
45:20
And it didn't sting me then. It
45:23
was like one of those poison
45:25
arrows that just tips
45:28
your heart, and then it
45:30
bleeds black for the next couple of months,
45:32
and you slowly die. And
45:35
that's what happened. That's
45:37
my personal journey. But then also with
45:39
Neil, he has his own one.
45:41
But for me, it felt
45:44
like when you drop black ink onto a
45:46
piece of paper, a wet piece of paper,
45:48
and just a tiny drop, and
45:50
then you watch the black ink just slowly
45:52
take over the page. And that's what happened
45:55
to my heart with our brotherhood over a
45:58
space of 18 months. Neil,
46:01
something different for us. Yeah, my one's
46:03
slightly a little bit different, eh? Because
46:06
I'm so
46:09
used to getting angry and
46:11
then walking away. And
46:13
that's what we're taught, right? If
46:17
you get angry, just walk away. That's the
46:19
best thing to do. And so far, it's
46:21
served me right up until that moment. And
46:24
I couldn't
46:26
just walk away at that moment, because
46:28
these guys mean too much for me to walk away.
46:33
And for me, my journey was, I don't
46:35
know what the in-between is. I
46:37
don't know where we go from. Boom,
46:40
it happens. And then you have to
46:42
walk away. But you can't, and
46:44
so you have to sit in that anger. And
46:47
you have to digest it, unpack it, and
46:51
everything that comes with it. And I'm like, wait,
46:54
so that wasn't anger. So what was that
46:56
if it wasn't anger? And
46:59
it's like sitting there, and then
47:01
I go away. And I think
47:03
to myself, like, if that
47:06
wasn't anger, what was that? Was that pressure? Was
47:08
that anxiety? And
47:10
me trying to figure out myself that if
47:13
you can't walk away, then you have to learn
47:15
to sit there, use your words, and
47:17
find out what the medium is. And
47:19
I was just trying to really learn everything
47:21
about myself again. And I'm
47:23
so good at it. I'll walk away. And
47:27
this time, yeah, this time
47:29
I couldn't. Because at that moment, that time, these
47:31
guys, they all mean too much for me to
47:34
do that. And that was the
47:36
first time I had to just sit there. And
47:40
for us being in
47:42
front row seats, that was pretty incredible
47:45
to watch. Because
47:49
you don't see the travel from zero to 100. We
47:51
just saw zero, and then snapped straight to 100.
47:55
And for someone to watch your best mate
47:57
see red, but also watch him
47:59
try to do it. harness it, just harness all
48:01
this uncontrollable anger and just simmer it down
48:03
so we could just try and communicate what
48:05
he was feeling in that moment. For
48:08
me, that was pretty remarkable. How
48:11
did you guys deal with that space?
48:13
I can only imagine. Touch
48:15
wood at the moment, I haven't gone through a situation like
48:18
that. I can only imagine if me
48:20
and this guy fested for 18 months
48:22
and how that would feel, but I don't know how I
48:24
would get through it. I don't know where
48:26
I would go to. I don't know what my backup plan would
48:28
be. I don't know who I would talk to. How did you
48:30
guys deal with a bond that you have had and you've talked
48:32
about it from day dot. You
48:35
guys have been as thick as thieves and
48:37
then to separate on one
48:40
of the biggest days or the biggest day of your life and
48:42
then you go your separate ways over the last 18
48:44
months up until the point where you sorted it out.
48:47
How have you guys dealt with that relationship
48:49
or that feeling that you have almost lost, I
48:52
would imagine? Yeah, that's what the show
48:54
I Love You Gee is about. It's about all
48:56
those questions. We don't have answers. We have
48:58
more questions. We're not fixed. We're
49:01
like trying to go deep
49:03
and wide within ourselves, not just
49:05
deep. Deep is just too
49:07
narrow. So we have to go deep and
49:10
then we have to stretch out wide and
49:12
grasp onto where these feelings come from. And
49:14
I remember watching Neil go
49:16
through his thing and going, how
49:19
did I miss all those signs? How
49:22
did I miss him
49:24
going to this moment? Because I saw nothing.
49:27
What led up to that moment was just what we always
49:29
do. We were just
49:32
like mocking. And you know when
49:34
we mock, especially when I mock, I
49:36
feel like I'm pretty elite in mocking and
49:39
I would go in and
49:41
I'll hammer, hammer, hammer away because that's
49:43
how I show you I Love You.
49:45
Yeah, but I think that's the learning
49:47
as well. It feels
49:49
like quite a thin line that you
49:51
walk sometimes with
49:54
mocking. And I think that was the thing we were trying
49:56
to figure out. Like we thought we were the best of
49:58
mates. So how do we see? celebrate you by
50:00
mocking the hell out of you man. But
50:04
then that thin line is like, I don't
50:07
know, it was definitely crossed. Because
50:10
in our head we're celebrating you. But
50:13
on the other side you don't know what's going on. It's
50:15
like, right, I'm just, everyone's
50:17
just bullying me. I'm just the
50:20
butt of the joke and that's all I am. This
50:23
is such an interesting topic to me. I
50:25
think mocking in our country, just
50:28
as it pertains geographically to us,
50:30
is like, it's unique
50:34
and it's something I don't experience other
50:36
places. I know other cultures tease, but
50:39
for us, and
50:41
maybe you're exploring this in the show,
50:43
but I've always thought the way we
50:45
mock is connected
50:48
to a coping mechanism, it's
50:50
connected to safety. I
50:53
think in a lot of our environments
50:55
where we grow up, where we aren't
50:57
having healthy communications at home with parents,
50:59
that's not modelled for us. So
51:03
there's no way to regulate your emotions in a
51:05
safe setting. So then you go to school
51:08
and someone's saying you're deepest
51:11
insecurity. But you
51:13
somehow instinctively know that you're not
51:15
allowed to get mad about it
51:17
because you're watching everyone get their
51:19
insecurities brought up. And then
51:21
in some toxic way sometimes, because I
51:23
don't want to throw this mocking under
51:25
the bus, it's our tool to relate,
51:27
but in some toxic way, it
51:31
becomes a language you all use.
51:34
But what I'm hearing
51:36
is that in
51:39
not being able to regulate sometimes, a fracture was
51:41
made in your guys' friendships and this is what
51:43
I love you, Geez, about. And
51:47
I don't know where
51:49
to go with all these things, but I'm
51:51
just so keen to watch this series show
51:53
because even I Love You, Geez, is like
51:55
the perfect name. Because I'll see that.
52:00
I've said I love UG when there's actually things I'm
52:02
very annoyed at you about. I know
52:04
it's this thing to say. I've said I
52:06
love UG when I'm not even feeling it,
52:08
but I understand that our
52:11
relationship means I have to say that. Is that the
52:13
stuff you're... What
52:16
do you guys think about that stuff? Do you guys
52:18
agree with me? Yes, totally. Experiencing.
52:20
No, totally. Every time we listen to
52:22
the men's den, that's the men's... Our
52:26
show, I love UG, is the men's den
52:28
on stage in a theatrical way. And
52:31
it's not just deep. In the synopsis,
52:33
we're dicks, we're idiots. And
52:35
we are. We hope people
52:38
that don't watch theatre come watch the show because
52:40
I think some people from the hood are going
52:42
to watch this and go, what
52:44
the hell are these idiots doing? They're just
52:47
being idiots. For sure. This is theatre? It's
52:49
like, yeah, because we're breaking all the rules.
52:51
We're not going to give you a beginning,
52:53
middle, end story. We're going to give you
52:55
us being us on stage. We're not going
52:57
to give you a mental health talk. We're
52:59
just going to be us and put a
53:01
mirror in front of the audience and hopefully
53:03
they can see themselves. And hopefully
53:05
they walk away going, whew,
53:08
with a thought in their head, not just watching a play.
53:11
Because a play, that's why no one watches theatre in
53:13
New Zealand, you know? Like, and it doesn't have a
53:15
cool name because we're not trying to
53:17
make that type of theatre. We're just going to
53:19
be us, have a conversation, and we're
53:22
going to find cool, silly, fun,
53:24
deep and wide ways to show
53:26
an audience who doesn't watch theatre.
53:31
They'll let them know that those things can coexist. Yeah.
53:33
You can go really, really deep. You can come back
53:35
to shallow. I
53:38
want to try to almost use the means then
53:40
type of thing that we have done here to incorporate it
53:42
with the show as well. And Jordan, he talked about this
53:44
maybe two
53:46
months ago. It was probably one of the best means then
53:48
that we've had, but it was the idea of
53:50
forgiveness. And
53:52
clearly that is something that has happened here.
53:55
Now, maybe you can't talk
53:57
about what happens in order for you guys to...
54:00
forgive one another, but is
54:02
there tools that you guys have learned along the way?
54:04
Is there something, if someone's listening to this who's in
54:07
a very similar position where you boys have been, whether
54:09
that's with family, whether it's with friends, co-workers
54:12
that they love and admire that
54:14
are looking for some type of way to forgive someone
54:17
and potentially get back to the point where you
54:19
guys are? Because I would imagine now that you've
54:21
gone through and you've had the highs of the
54:23
highs and potentially the lows of the lows that
54:25
you've seen it all and now you're almost on
54:27
the other side or probably on the other side
54:29
now and the bond between you three is thicker
54:32
than it's ever been before. I
54:34
would imagine that that's where you guys are sitting, but
54:36
forgiveness is one of the hardest but
54:38
most important things and when Jordan talked about it, I think
54:40
we had one of the biggest responses we've had as well.
54:43
So is there an angle that you guys
54:45
have when it comes to something along the lines of forgiveness? Man,
54:48
I remember listening to that episode as well. I think
54:50
it was one, two and four. It
54:54
got me, man. I remember sitting in the car and I
54:56
had to pull over and I teared up a little board
54:59
of beef straight away. Awesome. And
55:03
to answer your question for me, it
55:06
was like first off
55:08
learning about myself, but then
55:10
also relearning about the boys and
55:13
we were in this patch and
55:15
I was like, damn, what is
55:17
this? This is relearning, refining, or
55:20
reminding myself of what we're like.
55:24
And it's weird because for me
55:27
as well, there's always this natural picking order
55:29
in a friendship group
55:31
where there's the guy that
55:33
makes the first quarter check-in,
55:35
there's the guy that gets
55:37
everyone together, let's have a
55:39
dinner, and then there's the guy,
55:42
which is me, that scrolls
55:44
through the chat and just gives the scene. And
55:47
I was thinking
55:49
about it, to break
55:52
that cycle and to
55:55
not underestimate the touch of your friendship
55:57
in that group and to feel You
56:00
know what, I can make that first
56:02
call. And I don't have to wait for
56:04
B to call me. I
56:06
can call him and check up on him. I
56:08
don't have to wait for Dom to plan
56:10
something. I can just plan it myself. But
56:14
yeah, for me, I was just breaking out of that and
56:16
just not only playing a part in
56:18
the friendship, but being a part of the friendship. Just
56:22
learning how to do that. Sorry,
56:25
I've come out secretly. Sorry.
56:29
General, just to break on in. This
56:31
is fascinating to me. Because when I
56:33
watch you three, I see each member
56:35
of my friendship circles and who's who.
56:37
But for me, Neil, this is an
56:39
amazing moment for you. Because this is,
56:41
I think, what
56:44
we're about to witness is a real vulnerability
56:46
from you. Because it's not often the one
56:48
who's taken the jab, who's then come forward
56:51
and be like, yo, I'm willing
56:53
to open this up to a whole lot of people and
56:56
admit that you couldn't take
56:59
it, but you didn't take it
57:01
like you would have done in the past. And
57:03
I think that's a fascinating place to start, for
57:05
you being able to
57:08
not only unpack it in front of your friends and your boys to
57:10
witness it, but then to go, yeah, we can make
57:12
this a stage show. Can you
57:14
talk me through some of those
57:16
moments when it's just you in the
57:18
bathroom? You got your shirt off, you're just about to get in the shower,
57:20
and you're about to do this now. What are
57:22
some of those feelings you're going through? Oh,
57:25
man, it gets me every time. It
57:27
got me yesterday at rehearsals.
57:31
And it still gets me to this very moment
57:34
where I get a little bit emotional about it.
57:36
And it's because
57:39
we're still working through it. And
57:44
man, when
57:46
I sit there, when I really think about it,
57:51
like we were saying earlier, I don't have
57:53
the answers to it. But I'm willing to
57:55
like, I
57:58
have this big thing where I try and be like. my
58:00
mates. Everything
58:02
like them I'll try and be like them
58:05
but actually
58:07
stepping back and
58:09
saying to myself I don't have to be like
58:11
them but I can learn from them and
58:15
that's where I sort of change things a
58:17
little bit. I'm like okay
58:19
he's confident he's he's
58:22
putty and I'm
58:24
trying to copy that all the time but it's like man
58:27
like don't do that don't
58:29
try and copy them just learn from them. I hope
58:32
that answer your question Mark. That
58:36
shit is so deep like it's so hard to
58:39
know where to go but like what
58:41
you're touching on like I assume
58:43
that Neil like
58:45
for you you also know that
58:47
they're championing you to know
58:50
your own voice and I feel like
58:52
the people that know your situation that
58:54
can be a mind sometimes
58:58
because you know they're not trying to make you
59:00
feel like you don't have your own
59:02
thing but in your mind you're still
59:04
trying to like process what is my thing and
59:08
like that's just that's that's
59:11
powerful what you're sharing and
59:14
what you're touching on and
59:16
what Mark just touched on is you know I
59:18
don't know the show yet but this whatever
59:21
I know healing is going to come from this.
59:23
I know perspectives gonna come from I know joy
59:25
and laughter is gonna come from this and
59:27
you know in the theater space you know so there's
59:29
guy over here honestly like this to be real like
59:32
yeah I've actually
59:34
been to like five theater shows but
59:36
often I'm just like more than most we're
59:38
watching we're like I know the way you
59:40
guys are gonna do it it's
59:43
gonna you people are gonna feel like they're
59:45
like us like you know like they talk
59:47
like us they see things like us they
59:49
had a life like us they
59:51
came from where we came from and
59:54
so like it's so exciting to hear
59:56
these powerful concepts we talk about because
59:58
like that's when the puns happens. That's
1:00:01
when the punch happens. So, Neil, I'm so stoked
1:00:03
for you. This is all happening
1:00:05
because of you, because your heart's willing to
1:00:08
explore this and obviously your brothers are willing
1:00:10
to support. One thing I want to touch
1:00:12
on quickly and ask you about, and please
1:00:14
elaborate, but
1:00:16
I've said this before and I
1:00:18
think particularly among Pacific men, no
1:00:21
one really understands
1:00:24
how potent brotherhood is for
1:00:26
us. I've
1:00:29
said to people this
1:00:31
before and I've been given weird looks, and
1:00:35
I don't know how to rephrase it, so just shifters
1:00:38
just hear what I'm saying. But I think
1:00:40
for some men, it's more
1:00:42
intimate than some relationships. Some
1:00:45
of our men are in with wives or women,
1:00:47
not to say that those aren't intimate. But
1:00:50
when you have day ones and
1:00:53
some of us didn't have
1:00:55
fathers or we didn't have
1:00:57
homes that raised us
1:01:01
as we become adults and realized we should have
1:01:03
been raised like or that other people had or
1:01:05
they had other spaces, and then
1:01:07
you have your boys that half
1:01:10
the drink with you, half the pie with you, said
1:01:13
you could stay when you didn't want to stay.
1:01:16
I told them you didn't feel safe at home, but you
1:01:18
went over there anyway and you were just hanging around playing
1:01:20
PS. There's so many different angles
1:01:23
to look at this. I
1:01:25
think about that all the time. There's a
1:01:28
potency in brotherhood that is very intimate and
1:01:30
it's very deep. Then I think about the
1:01:32
show and you talk about you guys thought
1:01:34
you cracked it and then a
1:01:36
fracture happens. How does that then, and
1:01:38
I'd love to hear from each of you,
1:01:42
when that fracture happens in
1:01:44
a bond that is incredibly
1:01:47
powerful you individually, how
1:01:49
does that affect how you love others? How
1:01:52
does that affect how you go and father? How
1:01:55
does that affect how you see the world? And
1:01:58
what has that journey been like? sense
1:02:00
the fracture and coming back to this because
1:02:03
I assume like you go back in you
1:02:07
know what I'm saying yeah yeah
1:02:19
good good man like I touch
1:02:22
on the start of that question like I have
1:02:24
an older brother but
1:02:26
we grew up in a time where where
1:02:29
he's still trying to figure out how
1:02:32
to be an older brother we
1:02:34
had good moments man but it was when I
1:02:36
met these guys where
1:02:38
I started picking you know
1:02:40
off little moments of and
1:02:43
I started to look at them as like an example
1:02:45
of an older brother and
1:02:48
when that fracture did happen I
1:02:51
yeah I
1:02:55
stopped making friends yeah
1:02:58
I did because I not
1:03:01
because I didn't believe that friendship
1:03:03
was it was a thing but because my journey
1:03:06
was different I had to go away
1:03:08
and really look inside looking
1:03:10
to myself and you
1:03:12
know fix me first before I can come
1:03:15
out and fix whatever what was in front of me so
1:03:19
yeah I stopped for a while and I
1:03:21
guess that led
1:03:23
me on the path of just going away
1:03:26
and you know we still turned
1:03:28
up for each other all special
1:03:30
occasions and
1:03:33
that's what I was gripping on to was just let's just turn
1:03:35
up just turn up and not
1:03:37
trying to force anything you know and just trusting
1:03:39
the space that the space that we have for
1:03:41
each other will eventually if it was meant to
1:03:43
be then it would yeah
1:03:49
tough some
1:03:52
on culture we have a thing called the bar
1:03:54
the space the space in between how we see
1:03:56
the world is we see it through the space
1:03:58
of the bar the space relationship between
1:04:01
me and you, you, Jordan, me
1:04:03
and my wife, me and my boys, you
1:04:05
always got to balance that. When the
1:04:07
vah is broken or when it's stepped on
1:04:10
is when it's unbalanced. So we've got to
1:04:12
try and figure out how to balance that.
1:04:14
Not just with people of nature, with the
1:04:16
cosmos, with God, with everything. That's how Psalm
1:04:18
1 originally thought. And in this
1:04:21
brotherhood the vah was stepped on and
1:04:23
we didn't know where the balance was.
1:04:26
And be honest bro,
1:04:28
I hated these guys. I'm
1:04:30
not even lying. Hey, you
1:04:32
know, I hated them. And
1:04:35
because to me loyalty is
1:04:38
everything. I
1:04:40
used to think I'll die for you. I'll happily,
1:04:42
I'll happily die for you. It's all the alpha
1:04:44
males stuff. Like give me a reason to die
1:04:46
for you. Die for you. But they didn't need
1:04:48
me to die for you. They just
1:04:50
needed me to shut up, listen and love them. And
1:04:54
it hurt knowing
1:04:57
that because I was like, wait, but my
1:04:59
whole worldview is I'll give you this. We
1:05:02
don't need that from you. We need this. I was
1:05:05
like, how does that even work?
1:05:08
Like why? Like what are you talking about? Are you
1:05:10
that? But I'll give you my life. Just
1:05:14
love my strength. And
1:05:16
it was, yeah, that
1:05:19
was, and that's where I just, that's
1:05:21
where the hate came from because I was
1:05:25
hurt that they
1:05:27
weren't willing to take the thing that I
1:05:29
was offering. And I also wasn't
1:05:31
willing to give them the thing that they needed.
1:05:34
So, yeah. Just
1:05:39
touching on the space in between.
1:05:42
Going back to the night when we did
1:05:45
have like the fight and then
1:05:47
all of a sudden the cracks between us like
1:05:49
started to show and then within the friendship there
1:05:51
becomes like this, just a weird ear that flows
1:05:54
between you. It's kind of like a bit hollow
1:05:56
and then you don't address that and then you're
1:05:58
trying to get it to you. trying to
1:06:00
figure out what the hell is going on every time
1:06:02
we do catch up because the air is still like
1:06:05
that there's a weird breeze that flows between
1:06:07
us now where it used to be really
1:06:09
solid and then I just remember going you
1:06:12
know what we need to do we need to tell these
1:06:14
old stories that we always told that we always laughed at
1:06:16
and that's what keeps us tight and you try to hold
1:06:18
on to these moments by telling these old stories we're living
1:06:20
like living in the past rather than just trying to figure
1:06:23
out how to live now but then
1:06:25
also going back to like
1:06:27
your question I've realized
1:06:30
with like these guys are a piece to my puzzle you
1:06:33
know you don't know
1:06:35
that and all of a sudden you're kind of lost because Bea
1:06:37
has a great superpower where
1:06:39
he does these random chicken calls at
1:06:42
the most random random times where
1:06:44
I didn't even know I'm in this weird mood
1:06:47
but Bea's just like haven't heard from you in a little
1:06:49
bit you're good
1:06:52
yeah you know your
1:06:54
best mates just know know
1:06:57
that you're not all good so just thinking about small
1:06:59
things like that or just thinking about
1:07:01
I don't if I'm not
1:07:03
with these guys I don't get to live
1:07:06
in the world and just see it
1:07:08
through Neil's eyes you know if that's
1:07:10
if these two aren't around I get
1:07:12
to see like there was beautiful beautiful
1:07:15
perspective of the world well I'm sudden you
1:07:17
just kind of feel lost you know these
1:07:19
guys are a piece to my puzzle and
1:07:23
we were so close to losing it
1:07:25
totally bread we're like millimeters away from
1:07:28
giving up on you know
1:07:30
because that's what people do is it like
1:07:32
people in your head that you've given up
1:07:35
on and you're just the world is
1:07:37
just carried on the sun's come up the next
1:07:39
day yeah and that piece of the puzzle is
1:07:41
gone we almost lost a big
1:07:46
part of how we see the world it'd
1:07:48
be so weird if people would to be like oh what
1:07:51
a Neil and be up to and then my response would
1:07:53
be like I don't know I
1:08:00
know how to arrest you on it. Totally. I
1:08:05
love this shit man. I love this
1:08:07
shit. What is your hope?
1:08:10
People that are... A
1:08:12
big push for us is to get people that don't watch that
1:08:14
and don't care to come to this show. Because I know you
1:08:16
speak in a language. I
1:08:19
know you know how to capture a moment that is...
1:08:22
That we will get and we will understand. That is why
1:08:24
I have you guys here. Yes. Because
1:08:28
particularly I have a really strong relationship with Beaulieu. But
1:08:30
my respect for him goes to you guys. But
1:08:33
that is why we are doing this. So people that
1:08:35
are going to come and have a scene theater. People
1:08:37
that have. What is your hope when they
1:08:39
walk out those doors? From
1:08:41
what you guys are building
1:08:45
right now. And they are going to
1:08:47
perform. I hope
1:08:50
we are brave enough to tell the story that
1:08:52
we need to tell. In order
1:08:54
for that mirror to go up in front of
1:08:57
the audience. Sure you are going to be watching
1:08:59
us. But we need a
1:09:01
mirror there. And we need people
1:09:03
to see themselves on stage.
1:09:06
And walk away thinking of those
1:09:08
thoughts. You know
1:09:10
like... That is where I feel
1:09:12
like art wins. Is when
1:09:14
the art continues outside of the movie
1:09:16
theater. Outside of the theater. Outside of
1:09:19
the TV series. Outside of... It continues
1:09:21
like the hip hop battle that you
1:09:23
are talking about. When it continues
1:09:26
outside of the realm it is supposed to be.
1:09:28
And that is where art wins. And
1:09:31
the reason why we are kind of being
1:09:33
sacrificial lambs. For ourselves. It
1:09:35
is for our people to do that. We
1:09:38
need that for our people. And we
1:09:41
need not just the shifters. But everyone who
1:09:43
is like the shifters. That is why
1:09:45
we are on here. The night that the shifters
1:09:47
come in. That is also a kohai night.
1:09:50
So you can just buy a ticket online. It is
1:09:52
free. And you pay whatever you like on that night.
1:09:54
On the 2nd of May. Ticket
1:09:57
prices are 35 bucks. Which is pretty cheap. If you are
1:09:59
unable to pay. under 30 years old it's 25 bucks. Or
1:10:02
20, yeah 25 bucks. So
1:10:04
we're trying to make it accessible for our
1:10:06
people, the dream, for myself, maybe
1:10:09
for the boys, is if normal
1:10:11
theater goers can't get into the
1:10:13
show because it's sold
1:10:15
out by real people who've never seen
1:10:17
theater. You know, that would
1:10:19
be crafted. And it
1:10:22
ain't about money for us, because there ain't
1:10:24
no money in theater like that. But
1:10:26
it's like, this is what 660 are
1:10:29
doing on tour. We're doing this on
1:10:31
stage for us. Yeah
1:10:35
man. And I think you said it as
1:10:37
well, Bio, last week
1:10:40
that there's no point
1:10:42
in having a sold out show when the
1:10:44
right people ain't there. Yeah man. Yeah,
1:10:48
my team's graying in. Yeah. I
1:10:51
mean. Oh man. That's such a
1:10:53
good point. I hope I say this right off the back
1:10:55
of that. Because
1:10:57
you keep talking about, and there's no doubt about it, is
1:10:59
the people that are there and doing it for the people.
1:11:01
And Jordan touched on it as people that look like us,
1:11:03
that have come from the same place as us, who
1:11:06
talk like us. But I
1:11:08
would imagine individually it's probably pretty different as well. Who
1:11:13
are you trying to talk to? Or
1:11:16
show off your art to in this? And I'm not
1:11:18
talking about someone who looks like us, I'm talking about
1:11:21
the adult who has a broken inner child. Or
1:11:25
the lost soul out there at the moment. Like who are
1:11:27
you trying to talk to, or show off your skills to
1:11:30
when it comes to this theater and what you guys can
1:11:32
display? Myself
1:11:35
and my older brother. Yeah,
1:11:38
my younger self. And
1:11:41
my older brother today. Myself
1:11:45
as well. I always
1:11:48
think, and I'm like, damn
1:11:51
man, I hope my brothers have
1:11:54
friends like me in life. And
1:11:57
I hope people out there.
1:12:01
don't underestimate the touch on
1:12:04
their friendship, the power that they might have
1:12:06
if you're the one that just sits back. Jump
1:12:10
in there man, make that first
1:12:12
call. Plan that get together man. I'm
1:12:19
trying to talk to my baby brothers. I'm
1:12:23
the eldest of six. Four
1:12:26
brothers, one sister. I'm trying to talk to my
1:12:28
sister as well. I'm always trying to,
1:12:30
we got no dad, so I'm sitting in the bar.
1:12:32
So it's just like every
1:12:34
chance I get a chance to do
1:12:36
art like this where I get to
1:12:38
say something, I speak to them. And
1:12:40
through them I speak to everyone. Also
1:12:44
trying to talk to Paul Mungaseva. I'm
1:12:46
trying to talk to all those guys
1:12:50
and carry that and let them know. We're
1:12:53
good baby, all we need to do is talk.
1:13:01
I love these chats
1:13:03
with people that
1:13:05
you have because in another way there's
1:13:11
so much talk these days. You
1:13:13
know what I'm saying?
1:13:15
It's a lot of
1:13:18
noise. But
1:13:20
that's why I like these conversations. That's why I'm
1:13:23
excited to see because I know the
1:13:25
work's been done so the
1:13:27
art can do its thing. I'm
1:13:34
fucking excited boys. And
1:13:37
we will get 20 shifters there and more. Please
1:13:40
come along. I
1:13:43
mean, just semantics. I've heard a couple stories
1:13:45
behind the scenes of B telling off white
1:13:48
people. We're
1:13:54
not doing it like that. You don't kill us.
1:13:58
Well just people need to understand. And
1:14:00
how we operate, we're not making the
1:14:02
show. This is not a
1:14:04
show. This is not the theater show
1:14:06
for the year for massive company. This
1:14:08
is our hearts. This is tough, what
1:14:10
we're making. So it's like we
1:14:12
have to treat it that way. And there's
1:14:14
a different way that brown people operate.
1:14:17
And it's not through a wish and then. You
1:14:21
can't put it in an Excel sheet and make
1:14:23
it work like that. You
1:14:25
should care, Bill. No, you can't. And
1:14:28
it's like if people need to get a
1:14:31
growling, these boys already know. Yeah,
1:14:35
don't see C. Bueller in the email. Just keep
1:14:37
it in real life. We all need
1:14:39
to feel like BA because it's me. Tell
1:14:41
him, Moses. He's the rough guy. Yeah.
1:14:46
I love that. The show is called I Love You, G. It
1:14:50
starts in April, May 1st, the first show. May
1:14:52
1st to 11th. For two weeks? Yeah,
1:14:55
two weeks. You can get tickets on
1:14:57
massive theater company. Website.
1:15:00
We'll have all this on our page, too. Yeah, I have it all on the
1:15:02
page. If we can fill it
1:15:04
with our people, fill it with shift, especially that second night,
1:15:06
Kwa Han night. If
1:15:08
you've got kids, man, bring your daughter. Bring
1:15:12
everyone. Bring anyone that
1:15:14
you feel like doesn't even need to know
1:15:16
about the show. But you see there's a
1:15:18
black cloud on their shoulder. Bring
1:15:20
them. Surprise them. Because we won't scare
1:15:22
them. Because it's silly. As deep
1:15:24
as this is, you're honestly going
1:15:27
to see it. You're going to be like, these
1:15:29
guys are idiots. How
1:15:31
is this so fun and silly, but theater?
1:15:35
Well, that's our power, eh, the jewelry? Yeah,
1:15:38
the jewelry. Sickle your bum and then help
1:15:40
you. Thank
1:15:46
you, boys, for your time. I can't wait.
1:15:48
And we'll be there. We'll be there. Love you,
1:15:50
guys. Appreciate it. I appreciate it. Woo! That's the
1:15:52
show, boys. Absolutely incredible. How was that? Very
1:15:55
powerful. Can't wait to head along to that. Very
1:15:57
incredible. And as we always say, every.
1:16:00
Guys don't forget to chicken your people.
1:16:02
That's it. Check on your people. Always
1:16:04
love you, see you tomorrow. This is the
1:16:07
shit. The
1:16:15
morning shit. I'm
1:16:17
gonna make them laugh, I can't believe it. This
1:16:20
shit. I love you. This
1:16:23
is the shit. You
1:16:26
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