0:01

Family, if you like me, potentially maybe Matul

0:04

Mark, struggle to find birthday gifts for your

0:06

close friends. Look no

0:08

further. Jordan, I've

0:11

got your birthday gift. I literally did that yesterday. Happy

0:15

birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

0:17

I've got you some David

0:19

off. Cool

0:21

water, spray, tallots. Happy birthday, my

0:24

brother. It's for you, man. Happy

0:26

birthday. No, we're doing the real thing. Hold on.

0:28

Hold on. Where'd you get it

0:30

from, Brooke? I got it from Kevin's warehouse. You know

0:32

why I got that from Kevin's house? I'm opening it.

0:34

Because real brands, real savings. Open that up, Jordan. I'm

0:37

opening it right now. Happy birthday. Matul Mark, thank you.

0:39

Happy birthday, too. If there goes to... Okay.

0:42

We opened it. We really do. We opened it.

0:44

This is proper, isn't it? Mm-mm. Okay.

0:47

Okay. David off. Cool

0:49

water. Right now. Get a bit of that

0:51

in you. Wow. Change

0:54

of life. When I bought that,

0:56

I thought... Okay. That's what

0:58

Jordan. That is hot. That is hot.

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1:14

turns down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be

1:16

like you. My butt. It's too late to turn

1:18

back now. The Morning Shift. I would like you to know me, yeah.

1:20

I'm a big fan of you. I'm a big fan of you. I'm

1:23

a big fan of you. I'm a big fan of you. I'm a

1:25

big fan of you. I'm a big fan of you. My new media

1:27

friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

1:30

Jordan. Good morning. Good

1:33

evening. And every single between us. We are

1:35

welcome Wednesday. Hadahudicha.

1:37

To our Sesas. Hadahudicha. To

1:40

the Tephesus. How about you know medium? Happy Birthday,

1:43

brother. Get a bonus. Stay blessed.

1:45

No stress. We've got you covered like a sundress. Welcome

1:47

to officially the number one show if you

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1:57

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2:00

get used to do everything you want nothing you

2:02

know, ruff liberals and we have one of it's

2:04

our first one. he. Sees

2:08

it baby. That

2:11

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2:13

no. A horse.

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2:19

that followed by in a tourist visa

2:21

will all my neighbors are in up

2:23

on I'm edits that of he open

2:25

the gate. Miranda now

2:27

than it does everything every those. oh

2:30

by the look of what's on the

2:32

so that I sorted even on his

2:34

birthday to some, how are you gonna

2:36

suggest a rough that determines what it

2:39

is? A majority. Of

2:41

how good of those guys who has

2:43

recruited my little boy's like Boys rounds

2:45

national audience, basically the best lap rump

2:48

hang dry play called kinda cool and

2:50

one met Someone Energy's high fives. I

2:52

love that we got him on the

2:54

source of Boys Are So that when

2:57

I was of Bouncers sisters little bit

2:59

of homework figure Favorite movie that on

3:01

April Valuable aid on and so ah

3:03

sir news death vacuum me that I

3:06

obviously you're new to me Juri go

3:08

moreso than also I've been waiting to

3:10

see. This because of he went to

3:12

the green light not an even if I

3:14

had set for libor and a soda or

3:17

thrown on for my partner's sons soccer fans.

3:19

and it is or isn't that the middle

3:21

of the he seeds in the check this

3:23

month. Think this guy's borderline. The

3:26

money somehow last month a month since that

3:28

is great I'm on with this coach man

3:30

this but you won't continue to it makes

3:32

her idea was that we go back to

3:34

the means that as well through our rep

3:36

of the served my own died his side

3:38

ultra you want ah but also means in

3:40

a for absolute your body We know this

3:42

post ah the so what an absolute oh

3:44

a daughter and has those owners have birthday

3:46

man bucket sooner on the so thing. To

3:50

say. Yes,

4:00

There's your by check with it. I.

4:06

Mean. I

4:28

already. Know how we feel on a they may be. A.

4:37

No one of. The

4:40

policy of never. Know

4:51

what happens? When

4:53

I ran. Into

4:56

the mess with. My

5:53

should. we go a great interview

5:55

was we're going to play out of the put a as in

5:57

the show but also you are able you're going to link to

5:59

the food because we went over

6:01

time because they're just such great dudes and

6:03

we're playing out exclusive Swiddip music and for

6:05

the month of May it's Swiddip music month

6:07

not New Zealand music month. Swiddip music month

6:10

I think they're dropping a track but we'll

6:12

get into talking about that they're dropping a

6:14

track every couple of days for the whole

6:16

month of May. With visuals through video clip

6:18

on top of this. Baa-poo. Absolutely incredible. Hey

6:20

man! That's not all day. Look at

6:22

all the today man. Look at how you feeling?

6:24

You feeling any different? I'm 34-piece

6:26

baby. You're ticking a different box now. I

6:29

actually haven't thought about my birthday like it really

6:31

just feels... Is this the first year that this

6:33

that you haven't thought about it or when was

6:35

the drop off for you? Let me taste it.

6:37

I was 31-per-I. I remember my vision. I'll be

6:39

a little bit runnable here. But you

6:41

know all those years I didn't have you know found

6:44

my life partner all that I just feel the older I got

6:46

like what a loser and I know you

6:48

shouldn't feel like that but I

6:50

mean now that I hope you

6:52

get to find a love like mine

6:55

one day now that I'm there you

6:57

know I do it does feel like I feel a little

6:59

bit more like I like getting older I

7:01

like being older 34 today I'm

7:03

a 90 baby I'm a tourist

7:05

baby I'm

7:08

a 7. You feel like that velvet glove like

7:10

you know he's enjoying the velvet glove right

7:12

now. I am but I also think like

7:14

I'm in that kind of everything's

7:17

moving so fast we've got stuff to do we're like

7:19

working it's not like yeah I haven't

7:22

had the time to kind of reflect

7:25

but I'm very this got to be one of the

7:27

best years of my life it's

7:29

awesome I'm so happy I'm very lucky

7:32

and I and I say that with

7:34

absolute humility and gratitude for years

7:36

where it didn't feel so awesome It'll

7:41

come as a surprise to you but

7:44

other people share this day on

7:46

a birthday as well. The

7:48

main character energy but I

7:50

did get a message from Sammy Gray she's

7:53

just killed him up to a mark I

7:55

know you probably get a lot of these

7:57

it's actually my boyfriend's birthday Yeah,

8:00

we do. Josh, happy birthday from

8:02

Sammy. Hell yeah, Josh, but happy

8:04

birthday, brother! Look, we love the

8:06

support. Shut up, Joshy boy. And

8:09

I know that Sammy wants to experience

8:11

a love like Jordan, and

8:15

Sammy is experiencing that with you. Well, we don't

8:17

know that. We don't actually know that. Shout

8:19

out to Josh, my

8:21

tourist brother. Happy birthday,

8:24

man. I don't actually... I don't know

8:26

if this is a tourist name. But

8:29

like, I either really get

8:31

along with tourists, or we don't get

8:34

along with each other. But I assume I'll

8:36

get along with Josh. Anyway, guys, it's dumb. It's not about

8:38

me. Happy birthday to me. You guys... I actually want you

8:40

guys to sing happy birthday. Stop the music, please. Can

8:43

I please get a birthday song? But I knew that

8:45

it was a reason you said it when

8:47

I was like... One, stop. Happy birthday to

8:49

you. In the neighborhood. You, you. Happy

8:52

birthday to you. Sing with

8:54

him. Mama. Mama. Happy

8:57

birthday, dear Jordan.

8:59

The river. Happy

9:02

birthday to...

9:06

Broke together in unison. You.

9:09

That was really good. I can't

9:12

sing. I just just got that for love. Let's get

9:14

it to Daddy Red. Perfect. Let's do it. Happy

9:21

birthday, my little brother. Happy birthday,

9:23

Daddy Red. With the news

9:26

of today. It is

9:28

the news of today being May the 1st. And

9:30

that is 122 days deep into the year. 244 left to getter it in. Getter

9:35

it in. It is Worthy Wage Day

9:37

today. Will we

9:39

celebrate... Being

9:41

content with your wage? No, I think

9:44

it's being feared with your wage. And it's more

9:46

about teachers. The worthy wage.

9:48

I guess it's more about comparing the

9:50

importance of your job to society. And

9:52

then how much you get paid to do

9:54

that job and its importance to society. Being

9:57

worthy of your wage. Teachers, I think...

10:00

I'm getting trouble saying that. Don't do it.

10:02

Nah, do it. It's your birthday, so you

10:05

can do it. I

10:07

think with the introduction of AI and how

10:09

a lot of your reports can just be

10:11

written in two minutes now. I

10:13

think we're back on level. Teachers

10:15

are getting paid what they need. You know what I mean? They can

10:18

let the time off. I think the writing

10:20

is the report. A lot

10:22

of your listeners playing can be used on chat

10:24

GBC now. No. A lot of

10:26

your reports can be used on chat GBC. No, you got to use

10:28

it. I know that. We got three

10:31

days worth of the schools going

10:33

back. And parents who

10:35

experience what their kids are actually like

10:37

all day, all long. That's

10:40

where the teachers make theirs. Okay, and on to

10:42

you. It's also school principals day. I love

10:44

you guys. It's school principals day. How

10:47

many days these teachers want, man? I

10:52

think that, I don't know what the process for

10:54

hiring principals are, but I don't think that it

10:56

should necessarily be like you have to have been

10:58

a teacher. Because I

11:00

actually want to be a principal one day. I

11:03

would love to like. Because

11:05

you can just hire the right help, right? You can just

11:07

hire really good sound advice that can go, no, that's a

11:09

dumb idea because this is next. I'm

11:12

not entirely sure on the process. But

11:14

when it comes to like culture of a school, I

11:17

got some chance. For a bit of cultural advice, you don't have

11:19

to be the principal. What would be my motto? Ours

11:23

was in Christ You Are Alive. Why was the Kari feed

11:25

them? The Kari feed them whole first day. Are you going

11:27

to modernize them? True. I

11:30

don't know what mine would be. Let's push. And

11:32

when they talk too much, let's push. No pull. Only

11:35

push. And

11:38

it's also International Lay Day, where we celebrate the lay.

11:40

Oh yeah it is. Hey hey

11:42

hey hey. Oh the

11:44

lay. Yeah, the lay. Not that lay.

11:47

The lay. Hawaiian culture. Not lay

11:49

your head on my pillow. So I'm going. That

11:51

one much better. That

11:54

one much, much cleaner. Anyway,

11:57

I'm on today. Guys, Jake Paulvers. Mike

12:00

Tyson on July 20th in Texas is

12:02

now officially sanctioned as a professional fight

12:05

and the result will go on both

12:07

means official pro boxing records. How good!

12:10

Wait for the Everyday

12:13

casual what's the difference like why was

12:15

it not before? because it's

12:17

a Circus fight between

12:20

an old man and a YouTube star You

12:22

know what, what's the general thought? It was

12:24

the general thought but the sanction it now

12:26

as an actual Pro pro

12:28

bout. I'm a fan of that. I want to

12:30

shake that. As am I. I

12:33

think he's done amazing things for boxing. I've

12:35

been knocking on the door now boy. He's the one that's helped

12:37

it And

12:39

they just did like a little podcast thing where

12:41

they were like together hanging out smoking a joint.

12:46

Clearly like the only thing I don't like

12:48

is we would never know if something's

12:50

gonna be rigged in this fight We just would never know

12:54

And either way someone's gonna say something That's the entertainment

12:56

and that's what they mean in a fight too

12:58

though right and any sport we never quite know whether

13:00

it's gonna Be rigged or not. We're always sitting there

13:02

going hoping that it's legitimate.

13:05

When is the fight? I don't

13:07

even know but it's free on Netflix if you have it. They're

13:10

streaming it on Netflix. Wow. The Paul

13:12

brothers are that bad game. Head of

13:14

the game. Okay, well I'll

13:17

be watching whatever that is. This one is a lot

13:19

more serious, but Francis Nganu

13:21

loses his 18 month year

13:23

old son. He actually tweeted What's the

13:25

purpose of life? If what we're

13:27

fighting tooth and nail to get away from is

13:29

what finally hits us the hardest. Why is life

13:31

so unfair and merciless? Why

13:34

does life always take what we don't have? I

13:36

am just entirely I

13:39

think you know obviously the MMA community

13:41

the fighting community have just been kind

13:44

of showing in with love and our

13:46

thoughts but None

13:49

of all of us know whoever kidding. That is

13:51

our worst nightmare so far. I'd love

13:53

to Francis for sure without

13:55

that without that. My daily bread

13:57

for today I

14:00

don't know where I sit on this if I'm excited for

14:02

it or they should have left it but

14:05

there is a movie that's coming out the trailers just dropped for

14:07

it it's called Mufasa. The

14:10

Lion King it's the Mufasa it's the

14:12

prequel. We don't need the prequel. You

14:14

know what's even stupid it's live action

14:17

much more. Yeah live action with Blue

14:19

Ivy and Beyonce. No! Oh

14:23

nah it's so good. No

14:27

no no no no. I'm gonna play

14:29

out some of the trailer. I'm

14:31

gonna play out some of the trailer. You'll get

14:34

the impact of it so here's a little bit

14:36

of Mufasa The Lion King. Good

14:40

start. Great start. Don't ride

14:42

those coattails. This

14:46

story begins far beyond the mountains.

14:48

I like it. On

14:52

the other side of the light. Okay

15:00

then it goes into the old trailer thing that we kind of

15:02

expect no one really talks for a while. But without

15:05

the drop of nobility in

15:07

his blood. Oh okay. The

15:10

conflict and the light who would change over

15:12

life. Wow. You

15:16

were the supposed to

15:18

be king. Guys

15:24

that's coming out in the cinema. I

15:26

just don't like that it's live action.

15:29

The OG was like a cartoon. You

15:31

can't really live-action

15:34

the magnitude like you can on cartoon.

15:36

Can you remind me what live action

15:38

is? Like it's real life. Like

15:40

graphics. It's not like a person dressed

15:42

in a lion. You

15:45

know what you're doing? I

15:50

like the idea of a non-raw

15:53

blood lion becoming the king of

15:55

the jungle. That's mean. Disney

15:59

fully stole that story anyway. From whom? Yeah,

16:01

that's a rabbit hole. No, don't ask the conspiracy

16:03

theorist something you want to know. Fine? Why

16:06

not? No, they stole it from an anime. It

16:09

was a... Oh yeah, it's like a Spitting-

16:19

I'd rather leave it up in the air and later you go,

16:21

Ah, he was right. And then there's a Spitting- I'm going to

16:23

have to give it to my head soon. Well anyway guys, I'm

16:26

in FASTA. The Lion King, the trailer

16:28

is out if you want to see that, but

16:30

it drops to December 20th, so just- Oh, hey

16:32

man, I can only report I want to go up on it. You

16:35

know, the trailer just dropped. You deliberately

16:37

disobeyed me. Rafiki is the

16:39

one that's the raider for that too, so. Anyway,

16:42

that is your daily bread, breaking bread, with

16:45

the news of today. This

16:49

is the morning shift. This

16:52

one might be a little bit interesting, I'm not really sure how this one's

16:54

going to play out. It could actually be a therapy

16:57

session for me that I'm not really ready for. I

16:59

don't really know where this is going to go, but I'm here for it. Shift

17:02

is, this one came through on our Facebook page, and it's

17:04

almost like a personality test. And

17:07

I just need you to be honest with yourself, I

17:09

need you to say the first thing that comes to your

17:11

mind after I say this. Now this one came through from

17:13

Maddie Shaw, she said it's basically like a good psych

17:16

personality test. Question simple. Are

17:20

you ready for the question? I would be,

17:22

but I just received a text from my wife. Go

17:25

on, let's go there. She just

17:27

texted me and said, do you remember what you were dreaming

17:29

about last night? Oh, let's go here. I

17:34

went back with, nope, probably work. Dot

17:38

dot dot. But why? Question

17:41

mark. No, no, no, that's the wrong answer. No,

17:44

that's the wrong answer. You always say, yeah, of course. Sorry,

17:47

it just happens. I dream sometimes. Get

17:49

a bit wacky. I don't know what it was. Yeah, but

17:51

who cares? See,

17:53

I would be on back with that reply. You

17:56

give them permission. What do you

17:58

say? whatever they

18:00

could add GST you'll never know what

18:03

is it it's

18:06

something that I wouldn't normally say oh you

18:09

said no I'm not I can't even say it I can't you

18:11

see you

18:14

see the inlet no

18:17

I didn't what is that do you want me to my I

18:36

have an explanation I think I

18:39

have an explanation I think I

18:41

have a lot of helldivers

18:51

what and in the bugs

18:54

and the bugs things you know for liberty

18:56

you've got to literally blow up the holes

18:58

that they coming out of and

19:01

I think I think my

19:04

wife must have misheard me because I

19:06

would never say I would what does

19:08

that even mean my missus reckons last

19:11

night I'm sorry it wasn't last night it was

19:13

a couple nights ago she's like do you remember what you're doing

19:15

you see buzzer what she reckons I was lying down

19:17

but I was like going like this anything

19:26

she goes no you're just like you

19:30

know that is arrogant that you were dreaming of a

19:32

barber oh

19:36

you're just so much cooler than mine

19:38

yeah it's weird anyway sorry bro

19:40

thanks bro I don't know

19:42

if I can beat that it was great much

19:44

flip it flip that don't flip it

19:47

okay no perfect what's favorite movie of all time remember

19:50

the Titans that's

19:53

for me that's like remember the Titans for me like

19:55

that I love that

19:58

interesting Interesting what? Amen

20:03

liking just I thought

20:05

like you do do love me some like you I Don't

20:08

know what you're trying to twist around and maybe I saw me.

20:10

I'm not me too So maybe I know what's going on here,

20:13

but I would say remembers my my

20:15

King Jules book. Yes. I'm trying to

20:17

think Probably

20:21

something like the Green Mall Oh

20:27

The green mile it's a very good movie to

20:29

can you explain? Yeah,

20:34

I think the green They

20:36

say somehow turned a terrible American history

20:39

into into a an awesome movie. But

20:41

yeah, I so

20:43

what happens is there's a guy who's

20:45

arrested for the murder of a

20:48

child and It turns out that

20:50

about healing. Yeah, but it's basically an angel and it couldn't

20:52

what do you say? The main character in that movie is

20:55

Tom Hanks Tom Hanks is okay cool. Why

20:57

why these two different angles? It could have been the

21:00

the prisoner some people thought he Oh, no, just

21:02

name but Tom Hanks, you know, yeah,

21:04

okay to carry on from this psych

21:06

studies show That when you

21:08

ask people this question They usually see themselves as

21:10

the main character in the movie as

21:13

in having traits and characteristics of

21:15

the main role I'm so Tom Hanks in

21:17

that movie Tom Hanks. Oh, yeah, you're such

21:19

a doubter But you're actually looking for like

21:22

a reason to like live. Mmm, like totally

21:24

like some something else I'm not an optimistic

21:26

and I have the ability to see those

21:28

people's special traits despite what everybody else's I

21:30

know you're a you're a show us didn't

21:32

kind of guy, you know So when he

21:35

black pooper when he pulled the pain out,

21:37

you know in Green Mall Oh, you know

21:39

now I'll believe I believe now Mmm, but

21:41

I believe beforehand because I was you know

21:43

can always tell with that Tom Hanks character That

21:46

he was like, you know what? I mean? Like he's looked over and he's

21:48

like there's something not quite right about this But I do have my job

21:50

to do and I've still got to keep going and

21:52

then when he sees it, he's the guy. I Love

21:55

that. My mom. I'm Remember

21:58

the times Strong sigh. Love

22:00

gonna to environment and. Thing I look,

22:02

This is what's wrong with fixed. Territory.

22:05

Gap in. Front.

22:07

Of the game, moved on. Without

22:12

a doubt it, I mean our right. Now

22:16

though the right yesterday but I might be rights

22:18

it it becomes you don't We go. As

22:22

low as baby Samar am I bet

22:24

my but maybe that's not bad. Members

22:26

Setup: Get an amino know you know

22:28

as I know that's only why may

22:30

give or abbas you're going to suck

22:32

on this.not air raid siren avast read

22:34

it and then decided that you've been

22:36

I for one. Hundred per se. That's

22:39

what's happening now that I watch him.

22:41

Sonos, I didn't minutes Obama, only them

22:43

as. I. Think

22:45

this. Is.

22:50

Disgusted, she left. To. Hide or

22:52

You either. You don't allow North America.

22:58

Ah,

23:01

You. Put they sit on our public. Has

23:06

ever bigelow deeper you. Can

23:11

see a deep and you'd love to be

23:13

a boon. A woman. Up

23:15

Up Up Up Up above report as i that

23:17

this is why got jealous about of our for

23:19

input as business like as as. As

23:22

as a imply that his name into a

23:24

trust any named Bruce Wayne Manor. Oh I

23:26

thought that was the coolest thing that has

23:28

to prove it is typical of as the

23:30

hoop by wasn't my neighbor we sort of.

23:33

You get to know Brooke well enough. Who.

23:35

Won those Are you The button said everything spins

23:37

around. He had his basement in. These were all

23:39

the copies of Brooklyn We Propose My last. It's

23:42

not something what I look like. A

23:44

He's like know all the like he climbed much

23:47

he quite into his. With

23:49

the masks we with this.

23:52

System mornings

23:54

so. Roka

24:00

and this is true

24:02

news More U. S

24:07

and it's her new stories today.

24:09

the coalition government absolutely united despite

24:12

sent me results in the polls.

24:15

Invade See I launched his new

24:17

app the first six towards a

24:19

new drivers license. Aladdin mean on

24:22

him off drugs, warns of sexual

24:24

and fucking at first sight of.

24:32

Us alone, malaysia relax. so

24:34

I'm not going to read

24:36

through the whole story, but

24:38

basically. One

24:41

use that of how the other

24:43

died and act as down. Seven

24:46

Seas or down to senses are down

24:48

at once advisedly although coalition parties drops

24:50

and like ability for hims of with

24:53

a big who to vote for the

24:55

moment. ah and if they did a

24:57

if they were not those results Marty

25:00

to party Mardi brain and. Light would

25:02

be back and just keys the right there

25:04

in touch. Their just three is slow on

25:06

are saying like he kisses you bringing the

25:08

suggesting was one of the. Season

25:11

one another as opposed to undergo

25:13

an hour on April Fools. I

25:15

would ever want the building. I

25:17

think the only I remember them

25:20

toddlers. I. Think the

25:22

only interesting point from their poll

25:24

was. In

25:26

the past during the first

25:28

time the only governments that

25:31

have ever. Been. down

25:33

like this they have also lost the

25:35

election and three used on so that

25:37

was the john key national party and

25:39

the helen clark labour party thought that

25:41

was off the threat this after that

25:43

been and and governments of them before

25:46

me my there was on the banks

25:48

subtle very rare that a new government

25:50

actually drops the far right away so

25:52

the a dot and i like like

25:54

amalia almighty us aren't actually here but

25:56

that was the instinct when they came

25:58

out of it so hard at the moment.

26:00

Even if you didn't vote for them. I'm

26:02

not even allowed to say it. I know

26:04

like, you don't know what like,

26:07

maybe I don't. I'm disengaged. You've

26:09

lost me. Yeah. That's the danger. But

26:12

I want to see a different system. Yeah.

26:14

That's the danger as soon as we get disengaged,

26:17

then the people who love

26:19

it get to vote and end up

26:21

voting in who they want. I can already hear my mates

26:23

like who are like kind of in politics. I've got one

26:25

mate and he always pulls me up and he's like, you're

26:28

such a fringe like, justice warrior. You're

26:30

not out here doing nothing. You don't get

26:32

involved. And I'm like, you know what? You're

26:34

right. But also, I'm not press like you

26:36

all the time. Oh. And

26:39

I try and find the balance. And don't we all

26:41

need to find the balance? We do need to find

26:43

the balance. He is the man. Our second story NZTA

26:45

has launched a new app to help drivers manage their

26:47

things like, Warrant of Fitness,

26:49

vehicle registrations, basically it can all be done

26:52

over an app. Hopefully,

26:54

hopefully if it all goes well, the

26:57

jury is out. But yeah, so basically Warrant of Fitness is

26:59

vehicle registration. You can now do it through an app rather

27:01

than having to go in and pay for it. Do we

27:03

like this? How do you? I don't know the ramifications, you

27:05

know what I mean? Like around

27:07

like... What else could happen? I feel

27:09

like something else. We're missing something here. You

27:11

know what I mean? Like, are they going

27:13

to bypass certain human laws or rights? You

27:16

know, I don't know. Well, apparently future for

27:18

this app will allow people to use those

27:20

easy pay tolls. So which is, you know

27:22

what Auckland is? Those aren't legal. Get ready.

27:24

Get ready. Because I've got a sneaky

27:26

suspicion that if you're travelling in on

27:29

the motorways, very soon you

27:31

are going to be paying tolls. That's what they want

27:33

to do. That's the plan during seven times, right? Yeah.

27:35

That if you use a car, it's going to drop

27:37

the petrol prices. But what they'll do is end up,

27:39

if you're out west or if you're up on the

27:42

shore. There's two places out west and it's on Greenlane.

27:44

Yeah. Where you'll actually be paying a toll just to

27:46

use the motorway. Do you think they'll drop the petrol

27:48

prices? No. They'll take some

27:50

petrol tax off to try and make it cheaper for those that

27:52

live in the rules. But are even out by the tolls at

27:55

all? Yeah. It'll all even better. What's it hard though for people

27:57

who work during those times? Oh, horrible. Horrible,

28:00

but what it's trying to do is encourage people to use

28:02

public transport because then you don't have to pay the tolls

28:05

but our public transport so bad like it's

28:08

Yeah, you got to fix one before you can

28:10

start asking people to pay for the other So

28:12

yeah, and apparently the future will also

28:14

have our our drivers license on

28:17

that app as well So it'll all belong in one place

28:19

I mean you can look at your phone when they ask

28:21

you if you got your driver's license And

28:24

finally, I'd say a warning going out

28:26

and apparently this product is available in

28:28

New Zealand for those who are trying

28:30

to fight off He lost males,

28:33

especially the UK Regulatory

28:35

agency has said that men should be

28:37

aware Been a steroid

28:39

has been linked to depression

28:43

Angry behavior and sexual dysfunction And

28:47

they said that this product now needs to

28:49

have yeah now needs to have labeling like

28:51

strong labeling on it But those

28:53

who are fighting the hair loss. I I

28:55

went through a bout of trying to fight here loss It

28:57

was actually a conversation with my wife and I and she

28:59

was like, well, I like seeing you with here So at

29:01

least give it a go after about

29:06

After about six weeks

29:09

of having to wash my hair And

29:12

rub this oil on my Like

29:16

I just said Damn

29:18

with this. Yeah, just let it go Wow,

29:20

well, I like you with this. So do

29:23

you want to keep trying? How

29:29

it happened I cannot be bothered Turkey

29:32

no, I'm happy like

29:34

I'm a shave it all off when the time

29:37

comes That's

29:41

what it is anyway, that's your true news stories today

29:43

love that I'm doing that I'm broke that

29:45

is also much more And that was true

29:48

news I

29:59

Guys we had an amazing amazing chat with Swiddit, Spike

30:01

and Amon were in. The Swiddit is actually,

30:03

there are more of the crew, but those

30:05

two are talking with us. All things life,

30:07

all things music, and

30:09

they're just a great yarn, eh? Here's

30:11

a snippet of some of our conversation, but also

30:13

the full conversations up, which you won't want to

30:15

miss either. Peace! You

30:18

know, probably our last interview, we were somewhere else

30:20

and we're trying to change with the times and

30:22

we're here now. In terms of

30:24

like the music industry, what's going on?

30:26

Like, as artists, what do you

30:28

feel is going on? I

30:31

just feel like it's so hard to be a music

30:33

artist right now. Maybe

30:35

coming into the game, kind of starting, like where

30:37

do you get song play? You used

30:39

to make a TikTok. How do you establish an audience?

30:41

I think New Zealand's such a, to

30:45

our own detriment, we're such a nostalgic audience.

30:48

We don't want to give new music a

30:50

chance. We don't want to hop on a

30:52

new vision that an

30:55

artist might have for themselves. Like I really

30:57

like, we want to go to the same

30:59

concert every summer. And it's no slight to

31:01

the OGs that have come up, but

31:03

I feel like it's a worrying state

31:06

when I look at this. What

31:08

are your guys' actual thoughts about the industry

31:11

and music? I feel

31:13

like things have

31:15

changed dramatically. Like the power of the internet

31:18

is crazy now. There's so many

31:20

different platforms and avenues on which you can connect

31:22

with artists that you never could before, you know

31:24

what I mean? People

31:27

are learning how to market themselves better,

31:29

I feel. I guess

31:31

when we were coming out, it was like everyone

31:33

wanted to get signed, you know? Everyone wanted to be

31:35

signed to a major. And now it's kind of like, you

31:38

want to have ownership. You want to earn your master's. You

31:40

want to, I feel like Nip

31:42

always did it the best day in

31:44

terms of building

31:46

a foundation, building

31:49

your brand up, creating value

31:51

in your brand. Because

31:53

in creating value in your brand, it

31:55

gives you leverage in terms of when you

31:57

do set up those tables and you try to negotiate stuff. It's

32:00

like he's winning the pitch and this is what I built.

32:03

This is what I achieved. These are the numbers I

32:05

hit Totally, but yeah,

32:07

I feel like in this day and age You

32:11

know, yeah, you don't really need like you don't need a label,

32:13

you know what I mean? You can

32:15

do it all yourself just have a bedroom

32:17

or the DSPs like Spotify Apple You can

32:19

get like tune call and stuff like that.

32:21

Just upload your music. They put it out on

32:24

all those platforms. So it's like Really

32:26

all you're dealing with is um Pay

32:29

listing. Yeah, you know those kind of connections

32:31

and stuff like that You know that what

32:33

you've just said scares the living daylight out

32:35

of middle management Which is you

32:37

know what I mean? Like there's a whole lot of people

32:39

trying to justify their jobs right now in the radio industry

32:42

And they look at what we're doing and I'm guessing

32:44

the same with music Like you guys can create what

32:46

you've what we've just heard and you

32:48

don't need that middle management You don't need that

32:50

ownership over the top of you saying, you know

32:52

claiming the clout. That's basically what they do They

32:54

go well, look at these talented people. I'm

32:57

making them do this They don't exist

32:59

anymore in the future Which is

33:01

scary for some people to be honest, bro It's like

33:03

what we're doing is the same or as what you

33:05

guys have done You know what?

33:08

I mean? You guys have created your own lane and

33:10

like look at what you guys have achieved like, you

33:13

know You guys went out like went out on the liminal

33:15

is like, oh, let's take a risk. Let's back ourselves Let's

33:18

do something that hasn't really been done, you

33:20

know on this side of the world even Um Well,

33:24

you know, yeah speaks for itself like look how

33:26

well you guys have done and I

33:28

feel like I love that shit I love their energy.

33:30

I love that. I love I love that

33:32

a cuz like, you know for the same with us It's

33:34

like, you know, no one's

33:36

monitoring what we're creating. No one's dictating

33:38

our sound We own all our

33:41

masters the whole creative process

33:43

Marketing that's all fueled by us

33:46

like we control that and you know,

33:48

it's empowering sometimes. Maybe you might not have

33:50

the Industry connections to

33:52

do certain things But

33:54

I feel like you know if you look at the

33:56

if you look at the numbers you looked at what

33:58

we've achieved in world I've been in

34:01

a game on our own. It

34:03

speaks for itself, you know? Thanks. And

34:05

I think, like, not to make similarities with you

34:07

guys, but like, that's

34:09

what we recognized and why

34:11

we came in, why we think it's worked is

34:14

because we understood where we were. People

34:17

weren't being treated like they were smart or

34:19

intelligent or like they had different

34:21

things they wanted to express, or

34:24

they could listen to something and hear themselves, the

34:27

funny, the thought-provoking, and

34:29

that's like, I feel like that's what's awesome about your

34:32

music is you're going to have the conquers, but then

34:34

you're going to say, well, here's something

34:36

Aaron told me, or he's okay to feel

34:38

this, but it's the cost of the best

34:40

production too and the best beats. So,

34:43

yeah, we're huge fans of what you're doing here, and we're

34:47

looking forward to this rollout. Every

34:49

two days, is it? Yeah, every two days,

34:52

man. Boy, you're cooking. You know, like, we're

34:55

fighting against algorithms

34:57

as well, but

35:00

the more and more the content is going to come

35:02

out, if you don't catch the first drop, you'll catch

35:04

the second, it'll make you run back the first drop,

35:07

and that's how we're rolling with us, you know? Straight,

35:09

innovative, guerrilla style, no

35:12

rules, just doing what we want to do, when we

35:14

want to do it, and how we want to do

35:16

it. This is the morning shift. But

35:19

my life is good. The Meme's Den, thanks

35:22

to Spokes Summer Ultra. Ah,

35:25

love Spokes Summer Ultra. Love Spokes.

35:28

As we relax back into

35:30

the couches of the Meme's

35:32

Den, a place where everybody

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is welcome, thanks

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to Spokes Summer Ultra, helping

35:39

me, all men, be better

35:41

men. Everyone be better men. Look at them, maybe I

35:43

like it. We love them. Genuine,

35:45

I have a sports question, and

35:50

I need you to, and this is for everyone, playing at

35:52

home as well. I want you to

35:54

think of your favourite sports team. Tell

35:57

me what that is, Jordan. I'll

36:02

do mine. Of all time.

36:05

Come on. Yeah. What's

36:07

your favorite sports franchise? The thing that you

36:09

enjoy supporting the most. The very

36:11

very mostest. I don't enjoy supporting

36:13

as much as I have but I guess. Umm.

36:17

That'd be Blues. The Auckland Blues.

36:19

And who would be your most hated

36:21

franchise? The one you dislike the

36:24

most out of Super Rugby. The

36:26

Crusaders. The Crusaders. Who

36:28

is your favorite sports team ever? Yeah

36:31

the Hurricanes. And your

36:33

most hated squad in Super Rugby?

36:37

Yeah it's the Blues. Oh hey. I hate

36:39

the Blues. Stop telling me what I like. Okay. It's

36:43

definitely the Blues. Gentlemen I pose this question

36:45

to you. Would

36:48

you rather be the star of your

36:50

favorite sports team but never

36:52

win a chip? Or

36:55

play for your most hated sports

36:58

franchise and win every

37:00

year in the finals against your favorite team?

37:04

Yeah I'd rather pay for the hated. So

37:08

Jordan would rather play for the

37:10

Crusaders and win every year against

37:13

the Blues in the finals and never

37:15

see your franchise or the city win

37:18

the chip. Cap. Cap. No

37:21

it's not cap. You know why? Because you're a

37:23

friend who this happened to. And the

37:26

way he talks about it. I know Lima,

37:28

Sapoana. Hurricanes didn't want him. He

37:31

went to the Highlanders. He came back to that city. We

37:33

went to that final. And he put it on

37:35

them. They lost but they still somehow won. The

37:38

Highlanders won. They won the final. He

37:40

won the final in his home city. The city

37:42

he loves so much with the team that he

37:44

loves so much and wanted so desperately to be

37:46

in. And he gave them dibs. They

37:51

held that out but also what we

37:53

know about him is he loves Wellington.

37:56

He loves Dub City. He's well and deep. He

37:58

went Dub City. Wrong school apparently. He went

38:00

wrong school, but that boy's got so much love

38:02

for the city from where he's from. He

38:05

was burnt. So you're happy

38:07

enough? And I love that. Something about

38:09

me loves that. Playing for the Crusaders

38:11

and beating the Blues year after year. I reckon

38:13

it's probably a 15 year career

38:15

for Jordan. He's built right. You know what

38:17

I mean? That's 15 years of pain for

38:20

Auckland City. 15 years of tears

38:22

at Eden Park. I want

38:24

to be seen as an example of like,

38:27

if you ain't gonna get me and get better, baby.

38:31

If you ain't gonna get me, then get better. Brooks has

38:33

been doing a lot of thinking. Would

38:35

you rather be the star for the

38:37

Hurricanes, but never ever win a chip?

38:41

Or play for

38:43

the Blues and win every single

38:46

year against your favourites,

38:48

the Hurricanes, every single year. I reckon

38:51

there's a 30 year career for you. You're

38:53

a proper good. That's 30 years

38:55

of tears at Westpac. I know I'm supposed to say team

38:57

first. Go to the Blues. Winning

39:00

against the Hurricanes. You're

39:03

a selfish prick. And

39:08

I've seen my family out for a long time. I

39:10

probably do a sabbatical every now and then. I make a

39:13

whole bunch of money. I'm back in my home city

39:15

that I love. Hey, my fault. We

39:17

losing. I'm deli-im. Yeah,

39:23

I like that. I like that. Let

39:26

me be the star. You want to be the star. What about

39:28

you, Mark? Probably

39:35

the Carolina Panthers would

39:37

be my favourite squad. My most

39:40

hated team. They

39:42

just kept on winning there for a bit.

39:44

I was thinking the Patriots,

39:47

but it's probably more likely division rivals than

39:49

Tampa Bay Buccaneers. You must hate Tom

39:51

Brady. Even more. Being a Patriot for so long and

39:53

then going to Tampa and... Any man who looks so

39:55

easy. This is easy. I'll

39:58

see you on another team. I'm going to go win it. Oh,

40:00

bloody hell. But I

40:03

would probably... I'd

40:05

probably like to be the star and play for

40:08

my scene. Yeah, bah-dah! Yeah.

40:10

I don't... yeah. But

40:12

then again, like, the only reason why

40:15

the goat argument still exists... Really comes

40:17

down to rings. Comes down to championship

40:19

rings. How much of a star can you

40:21

be? Can I be honest with you, I'd

40:24

actually rather win. No! No! We

40:26

just need to level in different angles and changes. Hey!

40:28

Hey! I'm gonna

40:30

be a buck with you. Winning

40:32

is so much better. I'm gonna be honest, we're

40:34

looking for different angles. Mark, you got it. I'm with Jordan now.

40:38

I think this is a beautiful reminder that it means then

40:40

there's not... There doesn't always have to be some kind of

40:42

deep discussion. But it's still deep. Hey, I

40:44

hope you enjoyed that discussion at home as well. Argue and

40:46

make it yourselves. That's us for another show. Love

40:48

that. I got pushed out from my

40:50

coach break, but I'm gonna bring that tomorrow. Alright,

40:52

cause trust me, these screenshots. That's

40:54

two of them. Check on your people, guys. Love

40:57

ya. See you tomorrow. This. This.

41:04

Oh! I'm gonna

41:09

make it a heartbreak moment. Yes,

41:12

sir. This.

41:17

Is. Got it!

41:20

Okay. Oh!

41:24

Oh! Oh!

41:28

Oh! Get it! Get it!