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no, that's attacking. That's attacking. That's

0:25

attacking. They don't attack you at Chemist

0:27

Warehouse though. No they don't. They're the only help.

0:29

They're the morning shift. Rolling with

0:31

Chemist Warehouse. Let's

0:34

push. Give me some. Let's

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go. Never fold. 10

0:39

turns down baby. You know who it

0:41

is. I'm trying to be like you.

0:43

My bad. It's too late to turn

0:46

back now. The morning shift. Now what

0:48

about you? You know me the other

0:51

way. You know me the other way. Pull.

0:55

Yes, y'all. Good morning. Good evening. And everything

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in between is already a talk to me.

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Nice Thursday. We're here for our morning shift.

1:02

It's from our masters to our sisters.

1:05

We back for another show just in case

1:07

you're master. Do the dish. What's your power

1:09

by you know me? What's our family? What?

1:11

Hop and walk once. Stay blessed. No stress.

1:13

We've got you covered like a sundress. Welcome to

1:15

officially the number one show if you call down

1:17

none to your home. Welcome to new media. The

1:19

people's media. Let's push.

1:23

Say no more. Take your shoes off at the door. Everything

1:25

you want. Nothing. You don't have real people real talk. And

1:27

we ain't number one on the charts. Hopefully we're number one

1:29

on your house. Let's get it. Get it. Let's

1:31

get it baby. We got laugh for you.

1:33

Hey. It's happened. It

1:37

is happened. So happy fam.

1:39

The Kendrick, the K-Dot reply

1:42

is upon us. Was it everything you wanted and more.

1:46

We'll get we'll get into that in the chicken.

1:48

We'll get into that in the chicken. I had a small

1:50

corny than corn on the call. Here we go. Man

1:54

saw a ghillie video. He's informed about the

1:56

matters of hip hop. You grew up in

1:58

that. Call

2:00

my call! You get your

2:02

casual little behind over there. Alright, we're talking

2:05

about that. So what is on the show? If you

2:07

bought something online and it didn't go the way that

2:09

you thought it was gonna go, don't worry, you're not

2:11

alone. We're gonna talk about the worst online purchases you've

2:13

ever bought. Jordan, you didn't get a chance to talk

2:15

about coaching. I didn't. I gotta talk about coaching a

2:17

year. My partner's son's soccer coach. Oh.

2:23

Yeah! I can't... Are

2:25

you thinking about if I despise him? Or

2:27

actually, or if I really respect him? I

2:29

don't know. I'm

2:32

gonna go with his respect. I've got a feeling about this

2:34

one. You know, Mark, you're gonna give

2:36

some love to our Blackfern. Indeed. The

2:39

squad has been announced. And we will announce it as

2:41

well. How it should be done. If you didn't know,

2:43

it's not just because my sister's in the gym. We

2:46

team Blackferns. Oh, yeah. International audience,

2:48

that's our national kind of... We... Our national

2:50

colours are black, okay? And we give a

2:52

salute to the 2024 Blackfern specific

2:55

4 Series squad naming. That's

2:57

nice. And also the game you

2:59

shift is in there as well to wrap up the

3:01

show. But we always start the show with an absolute...

3:03

BOY! And I have those honours today. Now, on Tuesday,

3:06

I actually played out a song, but it was for

3:08

our international audience. They'd never heard this before. And the

3:10

production maybe wasn't the best you've ever heard. It was

3:12

two of our greatest singers of all time. It was

3:14

Machu Walters from 660 and

3:17

Stan Walker. But the song that they were doing was

3:19

a song called Take It Easy. Now, Kiwis, people on

3:21

this side of the world, do know the song. But

3:23

international audience, you're welcome because this

3:26

is Stan Walker. Take

3:28

it easy. This is Stan Walker. Hey,

3:30

hey, hey! Let's see what was that? I

3:32

just take it easy. You like it? Stan

3:35

Walker. Yes, enjoy. Hold

3:43

my hand. Oh, and... Oh,

3:47

my... Walk in round With

3:51

your staring at the ground Take

3:55

it easy. Oh, my... One

4:33

of the classic... Shit, it's from abroad.

4:36

I'll tell you a very old-time walker. I'll tell you a

4:38

very old-time walker. I used to back up dance for Stan

4:40

Walker. We did the winery tour

4:42

around New Zealand, which by the way, we did

4:45

that with the Exponent. You back up that? We

4:47

did that... Whoa, that's hating. No, no, no, I'm

4:49

just thinking. Do you take back up to winery

4:51

tours? Exactly. Wow, you were changing

4:53

the game. As a premier artist that you guys wouldn't

4:56

know about because you've never been on a stage or

4:58

been asked to be involved. As

5:01

an artist, you want to bring the best show.

5:03

You don't just want you to evolve as

5:05

an artist. You went from winning an Australian

5:07

Idol to having the complete package show. He's

5:09

got the live band, he's got performances, he's

5:11

dancing. So anyway, before Brock keeps chuckling, he's

5:14

like, do you want to go on tour with me? I was like,

5:16

you know what, I've got nothing to do. I can leave my little

5:18

9 to 5 for the summer. So

5:20

we go around, and here's where you'll like this book,

5:22

we go around to the best wineries in New Zealand

5:25

and we perform live. Exponents,

5:28

Stan Walker and I think... Who's

5:31

the band that sings Cool, Cool, Cool Amendad?

5:33

Blackfeet? Yes, Blackfeet as well.

5:35

Wellington's Finest. What a line up. Anyway,

5:38

we perform this song and there's a part

5:40

when the band breaks and everyone's clapping and

5:42

the whole chorus is going. And

5:44

it's one of my favorite. We did it at the

5:46

New Zealand Music Awards at Spark Arena. Oh my gosh,

5:48

fire out, sold out house. That's crazy. But

5:51

when they get to take it easy and

5:53

all of Aotearoa singing and clapping and

5:56

you're just embracing that energy. You

6:00

know we're gonna ask. Yeah, how did you deal with not

6:03

being the main character? This

6:08

is this is what is amazing I

6:12

work with these guys this they some of what I

6:14

was Assume is my questions and

6:17

the fact that they are pushing this

6:19

narrative knowing full well I support them

6:24

And it really be around sometimes I

6:28

The funny story is I was like My

6:32

top was the biggest pop like there's no like

6:34

was a double excel But one day Stan just

6:36

decided he wanted to wear my top like we've

6:38

seen it to dry clean all that and I was Like I didn't fit

6:40

the other top and he was like, oh, I'm

6:42

sorry. Are you stay walk? Are you seen? You

6:48

know the buttons like they they part like the red

6:50

seal Yes Five

6:54

hard he was loving it to use

6:56

that I like that I like that when the

6:58

buttons are screaming for help Long

7:01

shit to hang on in their tragic. Oh Yeah,

7:06

that is a vibe. That is my boy to lose

7:08

stomp anyway for those didn't know their stay walker They'll

7:10

you get out stay walker. Take it

7:12

easy. That is your five track for today. How are

7:14

you OG? Yeah, I'm good a bit of an update

7:17

for the cat situation, which I'm sure everyone's thrilled to

7:19

hear The cat hasn't been back

7:21

as such. Oh, no, it's bad. Mmm

7:23

the cat I did see This

7:28

is the neighbor's cat that keeps coming into our house breaking

7:31

in actually coming through the cat door And I know everyone's

7:33

been suggest you ain't breaking into his own house now. That's

7:35

his house He's at

7:37

home Can I finish the

7:39

story Brooke? Am I allowed to

7:41

be a main character for a second? So

7:45

the cat has not felt

7:47

broken back into my house my house

7:50

He's uh, he has however, and

7:52

I'm just assuming this but he has however given

7:54

our cat fleas and thus

7:56

worms I've been and now we all need

7:58

a worm treatment. So he's done some of that I'm

8:01

I'm thinking he's done some of that

8:03

covert still coming into the house

8:05

but through worm form and you

8:08

know that's your cover hey I'm gonna take family

8:14

we're gonna chemists warehouse we're gonna get ourselves some

8:16

warming tablets we're gonna be fine now financially you're

8:19

down as well no no I

8:21

am NOT okay I

8:23

may be down slightly as a cigarette though we're

8:25

talking about cash but let's talk about dogs he

8:29

got that dog in him yesterday

8:31

we know that very early in

8:33

the morning Kendrick Lamar hey dot aka

8:36

Ken Kenny punk you Kenny finally

8:39

dropped his reply to all this

8:41

rap civil war Drake beef here's

8:43

here's the thing you're not gonna get the breakdown

8:45

today I want to do the breakdown tomorrow or

8:48

you made me wait because the bars bro

8:50

the bars bro we need

8:53

to we need time for them to settle and I'm still

8:55

reading I'm still trying to catch everything that he's saying but

8:58

they'll be rotten corn by the way a lot of people

9:00

want to hear like they want to hear a song like

9:02

they can like go to the club to

9:04

this is rap beef bro you know we're

9:06

not like if you want the song the songs like that it's

9:08

been number one in the world well I

9:10

know Taylor is so it can't be she's before Taylor

9:13

before Taylor got there but I mean is that even

9:15

really like a win like it's a given you know

9:17

I mean like they're earning those were number one anyway

9:19

I don't need to attack I love the Swifties but

9:23

I'm so happy I

9:25

am smile on the face very genuinely

9:27

pop bam you can probably hear this

9:29

voice but I could this this creases

9:31

in his eyes happy is back baby

9:34

oh here we go it comes tomorrow all right love

9:36

that pause and

9:43

today is May's chicken that is 123 days

9:45

deep into the year 243 left to

9:48

get her it's how

9:50

do you put a day Oh

9:52

good day you're always I miss

9:55

I missed it why babe but I want to I do

9:57

want to be on it one day it seems like a

9:59

long run to jump on if that makes

10:01

sense. Oh you're not on either? Nah, I'm not alone. I'm

10:03

not alone. Watch this. Nah. Oh

10:05

boy, you look like a, like a Hagrid. Don't

10:08

even know what that means. They went for a marathon run. Yeah,

10:10

don't know what even done that. He's cool. No,

10:12

that's a compliment. I'm just thinking though, like, you know

10:14

how you can jump on a series late

10:17

and you've, there's only like four, four maybe, how many movies

10:19

are there in the Harry Potter? I think it's eight. I

10:21

think it's, I could be wrong here. I think it's

10:23

seven books and eight movies. And there's long movies, right? Eight

10:25

and nine, yeah. And we're gonna, you know what I mean?

10:27

What is the investment though? Maybe a little old now. If

10:30

you're a reader and you haven't done it, I'd say read

10:32

the books. Books are much better. I haven't read much. I've

10:34

read the books. Read Harry Potter. Okay, it's also Brothers and

10:37

Sisters Day. We get to salute the older

10:39

and younger of your siblings. Jordan, how many

10:41

in yours? I got three younger.

10:43

Three younger. You're the old doll. Yeah,

10:46

I enjoy being the old doll.

10:48

Yeah. Yeah, I'm one

10:50

of four. I'm a middle child.

10:52

Oh. Yeah, I'm actually

10:54

like one of seven. It

10:57

could be six. I'm not actually sure. Hey, hey, hey,

10:59

this is exclusive. I know, you never, you never gone

11:01

on the mic in action.

11:04

You've been playing only child. Hey, shout out to my brothers

11:06

and sisters, man. Bro, just didn't want to walk down the

11:08

road and go say hi. Hey, don't

11:10

be telling my jokes. And

11:15

finally, it is for everyone who's

11:17

interested in. Do you know, hold

11:19

on. Do you know my brother? Sorry, Jordan. Sorry, Mark. I

11:22

know you're moving it. Do you know my brother's name is actually

11:24

Jordan? Hi, I'm over here.

11:27

Yeah, my real brother's name is

11:29

Jordan. Cool story, bro. No, it is a cool

11:32

story. Foreshadowing life, isn't it funny? Very

11:34

glad I stopped you for that. Parallel universes in

11:36

the same dimension, physics. My bad. It's

11:38

also life insurance day. Oh,

11:40

okay, that's important. Do we all have life

11:42

insurance? I do. I do. Do

11:44

you? I do. With

11:47

who? IMG, what's the

11:49

IAG? There

11:53

will be a link to BNZ. Thank

11:55

you very much, bro. That's a shame. I'm

12:00

looking out for Wolfie here, bro. I'm just double checking

12:02

now. What are you, yeah, I- I'm trying to change

12:04

that narrative, but I do understand that I get shaded

12:07

around those questions, all right? But I'm working on it.

12:09

Insurance, listen to it. I got full car insurance. Yeah,

12:11

or you do. I got home insurance, I got content.

12:13

Yes. You know? You're growing up,

12:15

man. And car contents too, house contents.

12:18

Home and, yeah, whatever that is. Yeah, I

12:20

got it all. Nice. Good for

12:22

you. Well, it's life insurance day today. Love that. Check

12:25

it out. Love that. Guys, you love this.

12:27

Six new watches coming in 2024. That's

12:30

a bit of us, isn't it, Shift Nation? Hey! I

12:33

would love one. They have the Daytona. Let's

12:35

get an update. Very nice watches, by the

12:37

way. The Sky-Dweller. I know you can't see

12:39

anything, but let me just- Let me

12:41

get this off, all right? The perpetual 1908. Three

12:45

more to go. The GMT Master II. Oh, that's a

12:47

bit of an update for a while. The Deepsea. And

12:50

lastly, the Day-Date. Six

12:52

new Rolex watches. They never depreciate

12:55

and value, eh? I don't like

12:57

the Rolex. What part? Any

12:59

of it. A dead man? It's just not a- It's

13:02

not visually pleasing. I haven't seen a visually pleasing Rolex.

13:04

I know that people go along with the brand and

13:07

say, it's awesome to have one, but, eh. Eh,

13:10

what do you do? The more interesting part

13:12

about Rolex is how you can't just go and buy

13:14

one. I bet it's cool, right? They've got to get

13:16

all your contact information. Really? And if you get caught

13:18

selling one, you get in trouble. Really? You get banned

13:20

off the list. I

13:23

wouldn't know. It's an exclusive thing. Oh,

13:25

it's exclusive. It's exclusive. Like, have you got one? You're part

13:27

of the group. Like, you can have a billion dollars and

13:29

they can say, nah, we're not selling a Rolex to you.

13:32

We feel like your vibe is off. That's

13:34

a young one. They'll take money wherever they

13:36

go. But the thing for me, it's like most

13:38

of those brands. Is a Rolex, is it obtrusive?

13:40

You know how you've seen some ladies will go

13:43

and buy themselves the Louis Vuitton bag, with the

13:45

massive branding on it? Oh, nah, the bags depreciate.

13:47

It's not the same. But the brand, it's like,

13:49

hey, look, I'm carrying this. Does a Rolex scream

13:51

Rolex? Or does it just- Nah, I think it's

13:53

kind of like subtle. That's why I don't mind

13:55

it. But they're not like, you'd

13:57

have to really look at it and go, oh, that's a Rolex. But you

13:59

could- There's a lot of imitation, you

14:01

know, but still a

14:03

fine piece. I don't even know what to talk

14:06

about. Well, people who could actually, let me segue

14:08

into this one. People who actually could probably afford

14:10

a Rolex and potentially buy two of them. New

14:12

Zealand's MPs because they are going to receive a

14:14

pay rise. Have you got the list of their...

14:17

I've got it. Let

14:20

me talk about it for a little bit. Yeah, the MPs will

14:22

receive a pay rise this year. The

14:25

independent remuneration, always struggle with that

14:27

word, authority has declared. After

14:30

salaries are frozen for six years, they

14:33

are going to get a payment increase this year, next

14:35

year, and all the way up until July 2026. I've

14:38

got these salary increases. Do we want to read it out? So,

14:41

yeah, coming off the back of what Brooke just said,

14:43

they haven't got a pay rise in six years. So,

14:45

Labour clearly was like, we were getting paid enough. National

14:48

in these absolute times of crisis and

14:51

what they describe as you

14:54

were in a lot of economic trouble, have decided. Prime Minister goes

14:56

from 400 and C in 1000 to 484,000 a year. Deputy

15:02

Prime Minister goes from 334,000 to 344,000 a year. Slut.

15:08

Minister with one or more portfolio in Cabinet, 296,000

15:10

to 304,000. Minister

15:15

outside of Cabinet, 249,000 to 256,000. Opposition

15:21

Leader, 296,000 to 298,000 per year. House

15:26

Speaker has gone from 296,000 per year to 313,000 per year. The

15:31

House Speaker. House Speaker, bro. And

15:34

I'm all for people getting a pay rise. Don't get me wrong.

15:36

But what you're doing to the working

15:38

force here in New Zealand and

15:40

we're not willing to pay our police more,

15:42

our teachers more. I'm not. But

15:44

honestly, this is banana. And they're cutting all the

15:47

bananas. These are not even bananas, they're oranges. These

15:49

salaries, honestly, don't give a damn, these are bulljoes.

15:51

Like, it should be a flat rate

15:53

to be a politician. Not saying their

15:55

jobs aren't easy, but it should be a flat rate. I don't think should

15:57

be north of $150,000 a year. because

16:00

then we'll see who really wants to help, who

16:04

actually really wants to do this. Getting

16:07

paid $300,000 a

16:09

year to effectively

16:12

go around in circles and do nothing

16:16

is ridiculous. And you're going

16:18

to pay rise for it. I tend to agree and that's you

16:20

know part of it as well. I think there are some politicians

16:22

who are worth that. I do. I

16:24

do think there are some politicians who have. Maybe, maybe,

16:26

right. But then again that's my alliance. This is how

16:28

I'm thinking. That's how I feel. But I

16:31

think the thing we also forget is just

16:33

what other fingers and pies that these

16:35

politicians have. Like whether or not they've

16:37

got other businesses. Whether, you know what I mean? Like well

16:39

if you're a minister of violence you're probably in some rooms

16:41

where a few people are knocking on your door saying hey,

16:44

get it through. I mean I'm not suggesting

16:46

because that would be defamatory that there

16:48

is a conflict of interest with some of

16:50

the politicians. It happens hypothetically speaking. You

16:55

just said a name. Well I

16:57

didn't say anything that happened. I

16:59

just said a name. Those

17:02

offshore accounts in Switzerland? What's

17:04

happening? That's been

17:07

alleged reported. I'm not saying like anything

17:09

for the first time. But I do

17:11

think public servants should...

17:15

You know what else is hard? Sorry real quick. And

17:19

I'm not saying that politicians, some politicians

17:21

don't have good hearts and actually want

17:23

to help people. But it's a bit

17:26

of a slap in the face. People

17:28

get up and talk about poverty. They

17:30

talk about low socioeconomic when they're taking

17:32

home 300 plus thousand dollars a year.

17:35

Like how do you actually... How do

17:37

you like make those two things work? And I'm

17:39

not... Yeah and then at the same time I'm

17:41

not saying that you shouldn't get paid for working

17:43

hard and helping people. But I just think that's

17:45

ridiculous. It does sound like

17:47

a big number. It does sound like a big number.

17:49

No, I probably have some politicians saying

17:52

you don't know. Yeah. You know and I don't.

17:54

No one is hard in a time of... And

17:58

just for legal reasons I just want to circle back. and

18:00

we know nothing we we've heard

18:02

things and this is not a what

18:06

do you call it yeah but we didn't know what he's done at all no

18:10

we know a little something there we can't see out

18:12

anyway that's your daily bread for today congratulations to

18:14

our you'd be great i want to say it

18:16

well i'm not gonna say it i'm not gonna

18:19

say breaking bread on the day that is our

18:21

daily bread before we get no more daily bread

18:23

breaking brief they're

18:28

all good politicians are all good they're all got our best

18:30

interests hard and they never do anything bad this is

18:33

the morning chef ladies

18:35

and gentlemen it's time to

18:37

name the blackbird specific four series squad

18:41

at lucerne prom kate

18:44

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18:47

pass the Surveillance Luca

18:50

conner georgia ponson

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18:57

tanya halle novale amy

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19:16

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19:19

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19:24

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19:26

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19:29

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19:31

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19:34

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19:36

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19:40

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19:42

rue nahutu kalani

19:45

kalani kalani kalani

19:48

kalani kalani kalani

19:51

kalani kamsejal you

19:54

know what i saved my vocal

19:56

folds for the warriors but i'm quite happy to

19:59

shout out when the Blackburns team

20:01

gets announced. And this is of course the

20:04

Pacific Force series the squad that's been named for.

20:06

I do need to give you guys a heads

20:08

up. I know we're excited about it and you

20:11

guys should as well. These girls

20:13

deserve us all to be there. The

20:15

Pacific Force series is scheduled. Blackburns vs

20:17

USA, Saturday 11th of May, 5

20:20

past 2 at FMG Stadium, why can't we-

20:22

Come on, Tron, next week, man. Blackburns vs

20:24

Canada, Sunday 19th of May, 4.35,

20:26

a full-on project stadium in Christchurch.

20:29

And the Blackburns vs Al, Foes

20:31

Australia. We gon' be there! Saturday,

20:34

26th of May, 5 past 2,

20:37

North Harbour Stadium. We need to hack

20:39

that out, baby. We can hang

20:41

it out. Show up with

20:43

open up these girls to deliver. I can't

20:45

hold the rules. Ruby on one side, Ruby

20:47

on the other. We're telling them on the

20:50

wing. Letting go. Congratulations to the girls and

20:52

congratulations to all their families as well. I

20:54

know how hard push has been, but time

20:56

to show up now, fam. Time to show up.

20:59

The little birdie called me something exciting, it's coming too.

21:04

Blackburns. It's

21:07

the morning shift. Fam,

21:10

if you're like me and you spend a bit of time

21:12

online on your phone and then- Gilly! Guiltiness

21:15

charge. Their bloody little

21:17

ad pops up. Just perks your interest and you

21:19

go, should

21:22

I, should I not? And eventually they

21:24

wear you down and eventually you buy

21:26

one of them. How does that know what you want

21:28

though? That's what's crazy. Phone's

21:30

always listening, man. Your phone

21:32

is always- That's the greatest lie in

21:35

current history, eh? The fact that they're

21:37

not listening. Hey Siri. That's the

21:39

greatest lie that we believe. My

21:41

phone and laptop just went, okay. We

21:43

literally say things out loud

21:46

and then three days later there's an ad. Bro, we've

21:48

been sitting in the meeting in the studio and we

21:50

don't even say, hey Siri. We've been sitting there and

21:52

we'll be talking away and da da da da da

21:54

da da, then all of a sudden Jordan's

21:57

apple bloody pops open and goes,

22:00

If you guys want to know about this, I don't know. We're like what? What

22:04

it's picked up on a keyword and it's just

22:06

saying bugger off. Okay, unbelievable play to listen to

22:08

us bugger off You know, I

22:10

saw this um, I saw this video yesterday. There was

22:12

this lady She was bragging about what she bought online.

22:14

She bought a I fan was a

22:16

block of ice. It's just a block of

22:18

ice for 30 bucks

22:21

I did some research and a after

22:23

I was because my initial thought was You're

22:26

crazy. You're crazy. Just like the meat melts you

22:28

in the mail. She exactly In

22:32

a bag there was minerals behind it by the end of it I kind

22:34

of wanted it I ain't even gonna lie to you But

22:37

my initial thought was what's the worst thing that you bought

22:39

online? What's it? What's the hang on a sec?

22:41

We can jump to that. Yeah, what tell me

22:43

more about this ice that someone brought? Well, now is it like

22:45

a long I think you can just put in the glass it's

22:50

No, no, no, it's a like boys It's a block

22:52

of ice like an extra on the cup block of

22:54

ice and it was sitting in a bag It

22:57

came in a bag. I'm mark I know there's so many questions around it,

22:59

but it was literally a $30 block of ice There

23:02

she got delivered to her house That

23:04

came as the block of ice and it only

23:06

began to melt once you took it out of

23:08

this bag But it didn't really melt. It's mine.

23:10

Bogos one of them humans They they different like

23:12

they they willing to spend something on an experience

23:14

and they can feel more human And

23:16

I'm a Way

23:18

too much money fan. Yes, what do you think?

23:20

Yeah, I have I the worst thing I actually

23:22

bought was a something that was blues apparel I

23:24

thought I was buying like a knitwear Sweater

23:27

and I was keen on that because it was like

23:29

a Christmas blue knitwear sweater when I got it It

23:31

was like a sports top fabric that just

23:33

had knitwear design on it. Mmm, and

23:35

it was tied as sublimated And

23:38

I was like, this is not This

23:41

is I know what I thought I was buying how

23:44

dare they but then I was kind of

23:46

lit because I worked during Christmas I Want

23:48

some I came out of surgery, you know

23:50

when you're kind of a little bit loopy I

23:53

didn't know that I bought then and I bought I

23:55

bought Shawn Mendes tickets of all things Supply,

23:58

but I thought Limited...

24:01

Limited fighting. No,

24:03

no, no, like, there were terrible seats because you couldn't see us.

24:05

There was a speaker in the way. Yeah. So

24:08

that was my purchase when I came out of

24:10

surgery and I'm... You buying Shawn Mendes tickets is

24:13

actually pretty on brand. It

24:15

was actually a great concert by the way. He

24:17

was incredible. Matzo Mark's never bought anything silly. He's

24:19

so like, well proper thought out, you know, researched.

24:21

Yeah, I'm not guilty of regretting any of the

24:23

things I've ever purchased. I know that guy. What

24:25

are those couches though? They're

24:28

awesome. You made many on that. It's incredible.

24:30

So this is not the break. Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry,

24:32

sorry. This is the worst. You didn't. Because

24:34

it wasn't just us, Jordan. Some shifters have bought some pretty

24:37

bad things. Let's start with Matty. What's she bought? This

24:39

is not me. I know someone

24:41

who purchased a bag of air

24:43

from the Adele concert from one

24:46

of our shows of eBay for

24:48

$450. No. Yeah,

24:50

no words. Absolutely no words.

24:53

No, that's a little crazy crazy

24:56

girl. You're crazy girl. You're

24:59

crazy girl. So many. If

25:01

she has a partner. That

25:06

sucks. Hey, like, you know, just

25:08

getting that one passed you that, oh babe, it's

25:11

$450. Like, I like. Sorry,

25:13

I just. Sorry, it's also not

25:15

like spending his money. It's

25:17

just like hearing your partner spend any kind of money like that,

25:20

no matter what your financial situation is, would

25:22

just kind of make you go, dick. Did

25:24

anyone else think about opening it, doing a fart in it

25:26

and then just rest in it? Yeah. Oh

25:30

my. And then we go from the

25:32

studio. Actually, no one wants that. Then you sit

25:34

down together and you're like, should we just smell it? Should we just see what

25:36

it is? And then. Smell it. How

25:38

do you know? Hello.

25:42

Hot turtles. That's what the bloody needs to be.

25:44

Hot turtles. Let's go to car. I'm

25:46

a teacher and one night my

25:48

boss and a bunch of our

25:50

colleagues were out having

25:52

drinks and dinner and boss got

25:55

really, really drunk and admitted to

25:58

purchasing his. Bachelor's

26:00

degree and Master's degree online. Oh.

26:03

We don't work there anymore. He

26:06

definitely is still employed by the same place.

26:09

And they know shame. Huh?

26:13

Mmm. You're crazy, boy.

26:17

You're crazy, boy. I

26:20

don't even know you could do that. That's a

26:22

much cheaper option. He's the

26:24

smart one here. We got ideas now, eh? Yeah.

26:28

Fam, that's not the code. Don't

26:30

try that one, fam. I know some people are going, oh, I want to

26:32

win. I'll try that one. No, I tried it. No,

26:35

try it, eh? Ah, Jax, what

26:37

Jax have to do? So the worst

26:39

thing I've bought online would

26:42

have to be my son's father. Yeah,

26:45

that was a big screw-up. I

26:48

did ask his mum for a refund, and

26:50

she just laughed at my face, so that

26:52

was great. Also, I must

26:54

pray because my kids are asleep. Ah! This

26:59

is not right there, Nicky. You're crazy.

27:02

You're crazy. I don't know

27:04

what that means exactly, but it's funny. Uh,

27:07

there's a couple of messages that came through.

27:12

Text ones that came through. I paid a random

27:14

website 10 bucks for secrets to become

27:16

rich. I received an email with a set of guidelines

27:18

on how to build a website to get $10 from

27:21

people who wanted secrets on how

27:23

to become rich. Oh,

27:27

is some of the ads, though? They

27:29

get you. They do. It's like they know you're

27:31

like in a thoughts, you know? Yeah.

27:33

And they just put it on a platform. It's like they

27:35

quote your exact life in front of you. Three easy steps.

27:38

This is going to work. You're getting paid X amount right

27:40

now, aren't you? And you're like, I whom? I'll

27:42

tell you what, the amount of money I've

27:44

spent on, like, ad workouts and, like, little

27:47

ad workout, bro. The infomercials

27:49

from back of the day that used to be on

27:51

TV. Bro, and then they all turn up in the

27:53

garage sales about 10 years later. Yeah, bro. Someone's garage

27:55

sale. There's the Netflix 2000. The

27:57

Netflix. Maybe. I

28:01

got a little horse. I got a little

28:03

horse a couple of weeks ago, and I bought everybody on

28:05

my street pepperoni pizza That's a

28:07

boy 32

28:10

houses on my street. I love that. I love

28:12

that 30 to hang on hang on hang on

28:14

It wouldn't have put them back too much. We're

28:17

probably listening. It's got a little cemented the goatness

28:21

bucks for the pizzas of five bucks what

28:24

about cells Oh, damn. I wish I knew what

28:26

it was. They were like $34 each. It's just me I

28:31

was like that's him on the street though. I don't need to

28:33

attack cells. You know like cells. No, I'm

28:35

here I don't like pizza in general. I don't know

28:37

why we just do so bad at

28:39

pizza here Like I know that we

28:42

don't have the maybe the Culture

28:44

and then you know the generations are you

28:46

a big big part of that you go

28:48

over And it's like is this what

28:50

pizzas face to taste like the dough and Don't

28:53

sources usually the big ingredients and

28:55

perhaps we haven't quite you know when the mama's be

28:57

making it in front of you over in Also,

29:00

kebabs here compared to like Australia

29:03

like what's going on? What's

29:05

getting lost in translation between these? like

29:09

The kebabs here are asked for to be

29:11

fair The Japanese do sushi a

29:13

lot better over in Japan than they do here Yeah,

29:16

but you can find good sushi here. You

29:18

know what I mean? Like it's possible Okay,

29:20

you're true. I haven't been to Japan mark. No, no, no

29:22

need no need to come in San Diego shame All

29:26

right, let's go to actually Jordan. This is a cousin When

29:30

we were having a baby I got sick of

29:32

waiting for our appointments to hear the heartbeat So

29:35

I bought one of those ultrasound machines

29:37

online so that I could just

29:39

hear the heartbeat whenever I wanted and then

29:41

Whenever my bros and then mrs. Came over

29:43

the house and they wanted to hit a

29:45

heartbeat I just I had to

29:47

plug you know when he hit a baby. I got

29:49

you. That's my cousin Gel

29:56

as well the gel to put on the stomach that is so

29:58

him like oh see you the poem Well actually,

30:02

I can see him in the middle, main character in the lounge

30:04

right now. Well actually, last

30:07

week I bought this. Give me your ear. How good.

30:10

Alright, we've got one final one. Let's finish

30:12

on this. The worst thing I

30:14

bought online was a bottle

30:16

of this hot sauce called Da

30:18

Bum. And the reason

30:20

I bought it was we were watching, my brother

30:22

and I were watching this YouTube channel called Hot

30:24

Ones. And it was during lockdown and so we

30:26

thought it'd be really funny to buy all the

30:28

sauces and we bought this one called Da Bum

30:31

which has a nuclear bomb on the label.

30:35

And it literally took like

30:37

four months to arrive from the USA

30:39

and it finally arrived and we

30:41

could only literally have one speck of

30:44

it and we died. We couldn't handle

30:46

it. It was so hot. So

30:48

this bottle is sitting on my brother's shelf and

30:50

it's probably going to outlast all of us. But

30:54

yeah, so that was my worst purchase.

30:58

And I would dare you to try it live on

31:00

air because it's that hot. Are you challenging

31:02

us, miss? Do you actually want to try

31:04

it? Young lady, are you challenging us? I

31:07

would like to try. Da

31:09

Bum also. No, not Da

31:11

Bum. They're bums. Da Bum. The

31:13

bomb. Oh, Da Bum. She said Da

31:15

Bum. She said Da Bum. Go back and play

31:17

that. She said Da Bum. She said Da Bum.

31:19

No. Listen. We

31:21

actually had to do the whole message again. No, just

31:23

a little bit. The worst thing I bought

31:26

online was a bottle of

31:28

this hot sauce called Da Bum.

31:31

And the reason I bought it was we were watching my

31:33

brother. Da Bum. Da Bum. One

31:36

more time. One more time. Listen

31:38

properly. The worst thing I bought online was a

31:41

bottle of this hot sauce called

31:43

Da Bum. And the reason I bought...

31:46

She... I think that was an Australian

31:48

accent. It's Da Bum. But you can't call me

31:50

crazy. You can't call me crazy. I'm crazy. You're

31:53

crazy. Yeah,

31:55

let's get it. I don't want to be a

31:57

part of that. Why not? I've tried it before and it's

31:59

terrible. It's not worth it. It's a bit. I've got

32:01

it. What? That's

32:04

why you've been quite over there, right? You looked at me

32:06

like damn. Have you got it at home? I've

32:08

got it at home. Have you tried it? I've tried it. Is

32:10

it? That's horrible.

32:13

Like just actual like one day. One day. Ovis. Bring

32:15

it on the show tomorrow. Tears light. Tears light. If

32:17

you wanted to- I just did it on the weekend.

32:19

No, no, no, you- you before I was posted. I'm

32:21

not the only one doing it. We done

32:23

it! I didn't see it. One

32:27

band, one sound baby. Not

32:29

when the person is- Your home!

32:32

Maybe you're sleeping at the five. And

32:34

I'm on a team of hymns. Or am I not?

32:37

I'm happy to be a her. I surround myself with

32:40

greatness. I surround myself with a great- you're in

32:42

as good as your environment. I saw a group. There

32:45

was a group, I think they called the morning stuff.

32:47

You know Jordan and the rest of the fellas. Mmm.

32:49

That's what I hear all the time too. Don't do

32:51

that. We

32:53

will try to bum very

32:55

soon. I'm bringing it to work tomorrow. Check

32:59

before you buy fam, check before you buy. This

33:02

is the morning shift. Where

33:05

we going fam? We got a sports coach of the

33:07

year fam! I don't

33:09

even know if I'm allowed to talk about this. My partner did kind of

33:11

um... state, you know, I don't

33:13

know if you should bring that to the show but there's

33:15

no names. Which I mean- You know when I say the

33:17

football club? We're sweet. That's how

33:20

I think about it. But- This-

33:23

my partner's son's soccer coach

33:25

has added- and I respect this,

33:27

he is passionate about this football

33:30

team. He's added all the parents into a

33:32

WhatsApp group chat. But he specifically stated none

33:34

of you are to reply to any of

33:36

my messages. And I appreciate that because

33:38

what he's saying is he doesn't want this to turn into a chat

33:40

group. How are you going? What are you doing after the game? Protect

33:43

the kids in the park or you know- Or

33:45

the origins? He's not here to start some kind

33:47

of social media- social app, you know? He's not trying

33:49

to grow up in the community. I have something to

33:51

say. You will listen until

33:54

my next announcement. What's important

33:56

is how old is this group? Like what age is he coaching?

33:58

I'm not gonna say. I

34:00

can't say that. We've got to protect.

34:02

Is it primary school, intermediate or high school? It

34:06

could be one of those, not high school. Okay. Yeah,

34:08

so, you know, they learned me out of it. Young enough. Not

34:10

young young, but you know, they're a bit older. So

34:13

this is what the first message that

34:15

my partner read out to me, and I was like, give

34:17

me the phone, like, give it a look, because I was

34:19

just like, wow, that's intense. Hi,

34:23

parents. On game

34:25

day, while the game is on, including half

34:27

time, I'll be concentrating for the whole time.

34:30

I need to focus on the game 100% of the time. Hell

34:33

yeah. So not a good time to chat to me. Hell

34:37

yeah, bro. Hell yeah. Also,

34:39

please cheer your boy and the team

34:41

on, but no matter what happens, please

34:43

stay calm and have fun. Also, your

34:45

boy needs to listen out for John

34:47

and my instructions. So please don't confuse

34:49

them by telling them what to do.

34:53

I like this guy. As this could interfere

34:55

with our game plan and strategy. So

34:59

if you have a problem, please

35:01

let me know before our next training so I

35:03

can respond, explain, or build it into our training.

35:05

When Saturday comes, we'll be doing what we train

35:07

for on Wednesday. So as a parent, if you

35:09

could encourage your boy, get them to stick to

35:12

my game plan, and above all, have fun. So

35:18

Saturdays, I just want to see smiling

35:21

faces. Cheers, coach. Hell yeah, I like

35:23

this guy already, man. Coach,

35:25

if you're 10-year-olds like that, it's incredible. I'm

35:27

telling you. Here's another.

35:29

Here's another. Here's another announcement. Hi,

35:32

parents. Two important notes. One,

35:35

please. This is all in capitals, by the

35:38

way. Please do not coach your

35:40

boy at any point during the match. Say

35:43

nothing, just encouragement. Whatever

35:45

you feel like saying to your son, whatever you

35:51

feel like saying to your son, share with me in

35:53

confidence before our next training. You must

35:55

stay with the positive vibes toward your son

35:57

if you even think they're making plunders. In

36:00

my coaches pack this year, our Maccas

36:02

has sponsored this large matte sea photo.

36:04

It also has a drawstring. The photos

36:06

here. The photos here. It

36:09

also has a drawstring. So if you parents can

36:11

keep an eye on it as well and for

36:13

example if it rains or when we move from

36:15

warming up to the field just strap in and

36:17

bring it along with you. This

36:19

means all our bottles, all our jackets,

36:21

jumpers will be in one place. This

36:23

will make it easy to remember who

36:26

brought what afterwards. Also, all water bottles

36:28

to the black container in photo. Boys

36:30

get a quick drinking during half time and then get

36:33

straight back to our game plan. Hell

36:37

yeah bro. Here's my issue. Can we play Guess

36:39

What Race is? No.

36:41

That's important. No, no, no. Why

36:43

are we scared? Guess what hair colour

36:45

is. No,

36:50

no. But so what kind of got

36:52

me was my

36:55

partner's son. Like we... I

36:59

play him outside, you know, so he'd get his skills

37:01

up. And he's developing his skills. But

37:03

this coach puts him at left back. And

37:06

so I'm thinking, I know

37:08

he wants to play midfield or striker. You

37:10

know, that's the him positions,

37:12

right? And so I

37:15

get to the game and I'm like, I assume

37:18

this coach has made the right assessment of

37:20

his skills. Bro, this

37:22

guy has his son at striker. The

37:24

coach's son has put his son at striker. Good

37:26

striker though, wouldn't he? And he's

37:29

at bro. That

37:31

we can say? No, sorry. No,

37:35

that's right. So I'm just going to take a car. I'm

37:38

so sorry. He is developing his

37:41

skills. But I feel like my partner's son's

37:43

skills are a little bit better. By

37:46

the way, all parents were there. I'm also

37:48

there because we're all supporting the kids. Just,

37:50

you know, but I just thought... This

37:54

guy has just

37:56

put his son at striker and they

37:58

didn't have one goal. Sorry,

38:01

one goal on target or anything. Okay,

38:04

the next thing, his son

38:07

honestly has got the most energy. He's

38:09

running forward and back across left to

38:11

right and the coach is yelling

38:13

out, screaming at them to

38:15

keep their positions, which my partner's son

38:18

did. And then at the end

38:20

of the game he said, I saw you trying to

38:23

come up a little bit too much, you just need to stay

38:25

at the back and stay still. This

38:27

guy sounds like running every position bro. And

38:30

I'm like, should I talk to the coach? I see,

38:32

I've asked my partner for the average of the track group, she says

38:34

not a chance. Guess

38:37

who's replying first? The first to... The

38:41

first to get in the watch-tape group and make a...

38:43

I just want to send a meme back, like check

38:45

this guy out, just a meme like, check this guy

38:47

out, you know? But maybe

38:49

I got it wrong, you know, maybe I got

38:52

it wrong. It's hard, it's hard. I just say,

38:54

any person who's giving their time and energy to

38:57

coach a school team or whatever

38:59

it is, they'll all do it their own way. And

39:02

after many, many years of different, for my

39:04

kids going through different coaching styles, someone

39:07

who's super organized and passionate about the kids, because the

39:09

opposite bro is terrible. When you all turn up and

39:11

no one's warming the kids up and then they get

39:14

out there and they're all just having a hack at

39:16

the ball, you're like, what am I doing with my

39:18

life? I feel

39:20

like more parent coaches should be like you, Mark,

39:22

the one time you were allowed to coach and

39:24

then got fired from the other parents because you

39:26

refused to let everyone get on the field. I

39:28

wasn't going to let that girl play. She

39:30

didn't train well. She didn't train well. That's

39:33

on her parents. Mark, Mark, let a couple

39:35

kids who are up to par sit on

39:37

the sideline the whole game. I'm going to

39:39

teach you a life lesson. You

39:42

know, I'm not good at it. I know I'm

39:44

not good at it. So anyone who does do the

39:46

coaching, because I'm turning up for a dub. I mean,

39:48

I'm not turning up for every kid having a good

39:50

time. That's my way of doing

39:52

things. Okay. I love that. You

39:55

have been a professional sports player. What would

39:58

be your coaching style doing, you know, coaching? a

40:00

young young team. Oh,

40:04

I like to think I would be like that guy.

40:06

No, but I would not be like that guy. I

40:08

would probably be the opposite of Mark depending on what

40:10

age it is. Come on, guys. Let's all lose. Have

40:12

some fun. Here's the thing. You're

40:14

great. Brooke ain't sad, but he's thinking it. He's

40:20

thinking it the worst. Two left

40:22

feet. What you even doing out here? My team

40:24

looking like that. Love that though. And maybe you're

40:26

right. Maybe I do respect that coaching in. This

40:31

is the Morning Shift. The

40:35

Gaming Shift. Ah,

40:48

yes. We enter into the

40:51

realm that is gaming on the Gaming

40:53

Shift thanks to Spark Game Arriga. Today

40:56

on the show, Brooke. Well, we

40:58

had the privilege, the absolute privilege to announce the next

41:00

two. Leland Lutes is the COO of e-sports.

41:03

I've had a great chat with her. Lou Alts is,

41:05

I think I pronounced it, but we'll get to it.

41:08

That comes up in the interview because it could have

41:10

been the Go Game Attack. And

41:12

then also your chance to win a prize thanks

41:14

to Spark Game Arena. Yes, that prize I've got

41:16

in front of me. Look

41:18

at that. Oh, my day. Yeah, I

41:20

want that. Oh, my day. And I

41:22

want that. It is the Powerplay Wireless

41:25

Charging System. Basically, it's the mousepad that

41:27

charges your mouse. And this mouse

41:29

is something else. This is the G502X+. Look

41:33

at that. It's got more buttons than you could have been. And I've been

41:35

using it so I'll also do a review on that. This mouse is something

41:37

else needs to be, you need to give that to Logitech. That's the pangolin

41:40

right there. That's the mouse that's on the

41:42

go. Something else. How do you get the mouse that's on

41:44

the go? I don't understand that. You'd be

41:46

hearing that. Just quickly, I don't know if we're checking in, but I do.

41:49

I am enjoying Fortnite at the moment. I just want to say that.

41:52

And I feel like we've got a hack with the squad. Come on.

41:55

Like, if you all buy the same intimidating

41:57

skin, and you all hop in.

42:00

a quad and a quad squad

42:02

bro we we we we were getting

42:04

our butts beaten down it was

42:07

it was a long night up and then we

42:09

went back to the lobby we all changed to

42:11

the same skin unreal

42:14

on fire back virtual else I had to

42:16

go to sleep because it was it was

42:18

just time I was getting bored of winning

42:21

probably odd four wins in the end really

42:23

yeah we were real love comms tame emo

42:25

everything same emote stuff you knock someone unreal

42:28

well they do say that a school with

42:30

a uniform perform better

42:32

than a school that doesn't have one band

42:34

one sound baby there's what a fact behind

42:36

that line I asked this question then for

42:38

Fortnite fans what would be the worst skin

42:41

to be thought to be killed by on the

42:44

game on the OG one I really

42:46

hate you killed by the OG land yeah

42:49

always elite like the OG

42:51

the trick and you're they're just like I want

42:54

to get you in the OG one get you but

42:56

not about I'm not about the shenanigans I don't want

42:59

to brag or anything but we were doing like 30

43:01

kills yeah it was vertical dubs lost my fans it

43:03

was vicious like we had a point to prove I

43:05

had two of those kills shut

43:08

up to me it's easy we were doing the work

43:10

that he just get the last shot you know I

43:12

mean but

43:15

I was gonna lie you know he got

43:18

a sniff for the last shot you

43:20

know what I mean hey but we're

43:23

team and you know 30 was on the

43:25

side one band one sound that's what I say one

43:27

band one sound hey you guys

43:29

know this the hit the headline segment part of

43:31

the show here where I was instead of bringing

43:33

something to you there's a game out

43:36

well there's a game about to

43:38

be released you guys know those

43:40

bobble heads they're like Funko and

43:43

people collect them like they can have

43:45

athletes so Funko is now going

43:48

to release the game with a

43:50

whole heap of their characters and franchises that

43:52

they are that they have ownership ownership of

43:54

a partial ownership in so they have the

43:56

licensing fee for a whole heap of different

43:58

things like Star Wars do need movies.

44:00

So they basically do everything and

44:03

what they're looking to do is have a world

44:06

where you can play one of 60 characters and they

44:08

come from all of those different franchises. So it

44:10

could be a spider-man. It could be a game.

44:12

It's going to be like an interactive. Well they

44:14

haven't released a lot on it but

44:16

because they do have that licensing thing. Oh that's a good little

44:19

loophole for them. Totally. So like it could

44:21

be you know you could it's mind-boggling just

44:23

how many franchises they own like well are

44:26

a part of what have licensing fees for

44:28

like stranger things and like Netflix

44:30

movies, NBA, NBA. They've got a whole

44:32

heap of licensing so what they're looking

44:34

to do is take advantage of those licensing

44:37

and do something like a battle royale with all

44:39

these different characters from different things. So I don't

44:41

know what it's going to look like. I haven't

44:43

heard yet but keep an eye out for that

44:46

and for those people who collect those Funko large

44:48

headings I've got a few of the athlete

44:51

ones. Mark is such a collectible human being

44:53

honestly. Even all of our

44:55

merch is trying to be like no but if you add

44:57

the one of one, one of one, two, one of one.

44:59

That's valuable. Trust me boys one of five at

45:01

least. That's a hoodie bro. That's a hoodie. But

45:04

I love it. I love the way you think. No because you

45:06

guys it's not only me who thinks that way.

45:09

You think about those auctions overseas you

45:11

know and they have like oh this

45:13

is the one of one. Pick out

45:15

on us brother. I mean the other

45:17

the other option is you could go

45:19

after a trillionaire thug and and I'm

45:21

just saying. I'm just saying. Get him

45:23

brother. Hey you're one-on-one man. I'm one-on-one.

45:25

I am one-on-one. All right coming up

45:27

next we review the

45:30

the charge list system, the power play

45:32

that we're giving away this and the

45:34

new mouse we're giving away this week.

45:38

So each week we get to review a product or

45:41

a game and this week it has been on

45:43

me to do a product review

45:45

for Logitech's month of gaming

45:47

and they gave me the G502X

45:49

Plus wireless mouse. This

45:52

thing has more buttons than I know what they

45:54

do and I'm going to be honest with you. Power

45:57

that up with the power play wireless charging.

46:00

system means you don't have to put a battery

46:02

in it or anything like that. It's just super

46:04

light. You put the two together and I use

46:06

it for the computer that I'm on at the

46:08

moment. All he uses it for emails and he

46:10

says it's a link. He just

46:12

uses it for a fly-in for emails and he's like

46:14

this is the Michael Falpster of mouse

46:16

and rum. I'm just for this test. I could

46:18

use that for my PC at home game. You

46:22

don't have a PC at home. Stop lying. You start with a

46:24

mouse and a pad and be like, huh?

46:27

I need a PC! The

46:29

ease of use, easily a 10.

46:31

The visual appeal, this thing changes colors. This mouse, you

46:34

can change the different colors a little bit. Oh no,

46:36

we can do that one. It looks dope. It looks

46:38

super cool. Give me what the colors. It

46:40

looks appealing. So the visual appeal is a

46:42

10 out of 10 because the mouse looks

46:45

like something that should be landing on some

46:47

foreign planet and you drop out of and

46:49

you're supposed to be... That's how David is

46:51

doing it. Yeah, it is. It is. Gaming

46:54

experience, I can't tell you I put it to use

46:56

when it came to gaming, but it certainly works well

46:58

when it comes to streaming and podcasting. And

47:01

overall, this setup is

47:04

ridiculous and I would expect anyone

47:06

who's into gaming and PC gaming especially, or even

47:08

just having it around the house, it

47:10

looks incredible, feels incredible. It's super advanced.

47:13

It is everything you could possibly want

47:15

in a mouse and a mouse pad.

47:17

The mouse pad itself is actually the

47:19

charging station for the mouse. So

47:21

the pad does all the work and the

47:24

mouse just sits lightly on top and you

47:26

roll through it. This is a 10 out

47:28

of 10 Logitech system and I'm so happy

47:30

that it's not just what's in it for

47:32

me. No, it's just what's in it for you. What's

47:35

in it for you. We give one away today as

47:38

a part of the spark sound, or the sound spark.

47:40

So I'm happy we get to do that. Coming

47:43

up next, we are going to be talking with

47:45

a very special someone, Layla Lutz.

47:48

Layla Lutz. Hey,

47:52

shout out to our gaming shifters because we are

47:54

very excited to announce our next

47:56

guest, the newly appointed COO of

47:59

NZ Esports. Please welcome, how much

48:01

about the package Layla Louis Thank

48:04

you, you're so welcome. We'll actually there's a bit of

48:06

off your chat, but I think it is funny Your

48:10

name is your last name is pronounced correctly

48:12

in Afrikaans as Louis But

48:14

we had to ask you if it was your real

48:16

name or your gamertag name because the way it looks

48:18

on the paper is Layla Lutz Which

48:21

I think is the greatest potential gamer

48:23

name gamertag name ever Ungrateful name But

48:28

you said that it's not your gamertag No,

48:30

it is not Missed

48:33

opportunity? Honestly, that's what it feels like at this

48:35

point Because I

48:37

started out with a gamertag

48:39

called Kidvicious And

48:41

then I sort of like yeah, it was sort

48:43

of to like hide my identity

48:46

Yes, of course, of course But

48:48

now thinking Lutz could have probably been

48:50

way better Yeah, if only I

48:52

knew if only we had a conversation Like

48:55

way back to you Hey, we

48:57

always start all about interviews with just

48:59

just going back to the very start I guess of

49:01

your gaming career. What was the first

49:03

game that you ever played? Do you remember how old you were

49:06

and what it was on? Yes,

49:09

unfortunately, um, I

49:11

really wish I could give you guys the

49:13

coolest story That's what I went through, that's what

49:15

I'm average one, it's all good So,

49:18

um, how I started gaming though I

49:21

think that is sort of important to

49:23

me as my mum actually got me

49:25

into gaming Yeah, but it

49:27

was through educational games So,

49:30

yes, very much so So at

49:32

the age of five I started playing this game

49:34

called Treasure Island It was all

49:37

about like problem solving, building words and like words

49:39

that rhyme So

49:41

it was very much like problem solving

49:43

skills and learning like different words and

49:45

like growing up a cab But yeah,

49:48

I wish I could say like, I don't know, World

49:51

of Warcraft or something Well, I guess we

49:53

gotta ask, what are you playing at the

49:55

moment? Like what games or what games have

49:57

you loved to game on? Oh man, I am

49:59

a... Die hard for Diablo. Wow.

50:03

Yeah, it is. It is so

50:05

good. But the game

50:07

I'm currently playing now is it's very

50:10

much like a creepy cozy game. It's

50:13

called The Graveyard Keeper. It

50:16

is so good. It is so addictive. Like I have it

50:18

on my PC. I literally have it on my Switch. I

50:20

have it on the graveyard collector. Keeper.

50:23

Keeper. So you're like,

50:25

you're upkeeping. Right? That and Diablo. That

50:27

and Diablo. That's crazy. Honestly, our new

50:29

C.A.R. resource is a bit dark, Can

50:35

I ask, because I reckon this is one of those

50:37

things that you can tell a lot about a person's

50:39

personality. Diablo, what type of character

50:42

are you going in? Who's your favourite kind

50:44

of your sorcerer? What's the story behind you

50:46

and the character you are drawn to, to

50:48

use? Okay, this will totally

50:50

speak to just everything I said, but

50:52

like the necromancer. Honestly,

50:57

it's so good. You

50:59

have all these skeletons. You can

51:01

literally let them go in and fight. You

51:03

stand back, you collect all the loot. And

51:06

whenever they need you, you come and you jump in,

51:08

you kill the boss. Yeah, no, it's such

51:10

a good sign. That could mean something to do

51:12

with your CEO of esports, right? What

51:14

are your goals? Yeah, what are your goals? What are

51:16

you looking to tick off the list? What are you

51:18

in this role? Oh my goodness. What a

51:20

good segue, I guess. It's like, it's a bad question. My

51:25

goals, it's actually

51:27

so interesting because two

51:30

things sort of come to mind. The

51:32

one is health and esports. We

51:34

sort of touched on that like

51:37

the amount of screen time. And

51:40

something that's kind of very important to me

51:43

as well is peaceful psychology. Bringing

51:47

in more the emotional

51:49

side, how to regulate your emotions. Because

51:52

that is an integral part to

51:54

really compete in

51:56

any, like, isn't it nationally,

51:58

it's regionally. Yeah,

52:01

so I think that's for me like a very big...

52:03

I don't mean to put you on the spot but like what are

52:05

some kind of not case studies or examples that you're

52:08

seeing that you could kind of feedback because I

52:10

think that's so interesting. So a really

52:12

recent example is I went to

52:15

IEM in Sydney last year

52:17

with Probat and it

52:19

was quite interesting because this was phase

52:21

versus complexity at the end. It was

52:23

the finals, emotions were high and

52:26

there was a player in complexity called

52:28

Elise and all like

52:31

everything was riding on him to come back to Sydney

52:33

and like win the

52:36

tournament basically and what

52:39

was kind of interesting was like

52:43

phase was they were winning, winning, winning and then

52:45

all of a sudden complexity came back and everyone

52:47

was like oh my god we're cheering for complexity

52:49

let's go let's go and then it came to

52:51

the final moment and

52:53

then complexity lost and

52:56

Elise just fell back in his

52:58

seat he looked so defeated I

53:01

like I'm a guy how I'd like face

53:03

that but the only person I could pay

53:05

my attention to was Elise just thinking like

53:08

what is he going through like how do

53:10

you get back from something such a big

53:12

loss where literally the

53:14

world has put this expectation on you

53:16

so when and how

53:18

does that affect your gameplay how does that

53:21

affect your career like how yeah like what

53:23

does support that day 100% and

53:27

I think that is something that's missing quite the

53:29

big part that's missing in

53:32

esports is that psychology side of

53:34

it like the mental well-being like

53:36

training your mind basically to

53:39

be able to fortify it and

53:41

how to during gameplay like how

53:43

not to get tilted and not

53:46

let your emotions influence your behaviors

53:49

and that can be trained but people

53:51

just don't know how and I think

53:53

what you're talking about here is um like

53:55

people think because it's gaming but like top

53:58

sports teams have sports psychologists They

54:00

have obviously like they help them

54:03

they have counselors they have therapy

54:06

Like to help them in the arena that is

54:08

sport and we get that when we see big

54:10

stadiums We get that win an NBA if you

54:12

lose miss a big shot So,

54:14

you know and this obviously the gaming

54:16

culture and industry being so massive. That's

54:18

so interesting That's at

54:20

a high level. Yeah, but what are your thoughts around

54:23

screen time around? For those

54:25

that are gaming a lot might not get to

54:27

go to the tournaments But what are

54:29

your thoughts around kind of screen time and safety and things like

54:31

that, too? Definitely. I am very

54:33

much a believer in moderation in everything

54:37

gaming is great like the benefits that

54:39

you get from gaming the social time

54:41

the the

54:43

cognitive skills Teamwork all these

54:46

beautiful things that you get from gaming

54:48

and But with

54:50

screen like it needs to

54:52

be moderated like at one

54:54

point you're actually You're not training

54:57

your mind anymore. You're now just overextending it

54:59

and it's going into that Yeah,

55:02

exactly sort of like when

55:04

you're Like if

55:06

you're actively watching an episode on something and

55:08

then it on TV And you're paying attention

55:11

to it and you're into it and then

55:13

all of a sudden it goes You

55:15

start you start binge watching and then it

55:17

becomes unhealthy So all the

55:20

behaviors like it is it just needs to be

55:22

moderated So kind of like I believe in gaming,

55:24

but I don't think gaming

55:26

for a whole day or more

55:29

than Three hours

55:31

is good for your mind and it's important

55:33

for someone like you the CEO of Indeed

55:36

eSports to not be saying just go harder keep

55:38

going. No You're saying moderation. I

55:40

think it's a really important message for all of

55:42

us Would you have it's almost like tools right

55:44

and I think? Potentially because gaming

55:46

has blown up and it's it's huge on

55:48

a global stage and I think We're

55:51

getting better at comprehending understanding how big it is But probably

55:54

still don't have a grasp on how big it is But

55:56

because it is a bit of a blank canvas. Do you think you?

56:00

at this point have any type of tools if anyone was

56:02

listening to be like, okay, no, this is, I

56:04

can do this to help myself with screen time

56:06

psychology with the game just off

56:08

the bat nice and early into this bad boy because I feel

56:10

like you've got some ideas. Is

56:14

that about you just getting them access to

56:17

more help or is that a conversation starting

56:19

with in your space? Yeah,

56:21

that's exactly it. It is about starting a

56:23

conversation because I think at this point because

56:25

you're so right, there isn't,

56:28

we are starting from a blank

56:30

canvas basically, but

56:33

we have a lot of international case

56:35

studies. We have a lot of sponsors

56:37

and partners who have done work in

56:39

and we also have access to sports

56:41

in New Zealand, school sports

56:43

in New Zealand to leverage on what they've

56:45

done and sort of see how we can

56:48

bring that into the eSports

56:50

because at that like

56:52

eSports level, it is very much still,

56:54

it is a mind sport, but it

56:56

is very much still

56:58

physical, still like it still has all these

57:00

elements. So we want to kind of draw

57:02

from everything to build a toolkit for

57:05

players. So for our

57:07

e-blacks, for example, we're looking at making

57:09

it a lot more professional this

57:13

year, starting this year. So we actually just

57:15

signed with a wellness coach, going to work

57:17

with the players and I think it's amazing.

57:19

Yeah, no, it is so amazing honestly. And

57:22

what we kind of want to do from

57:24

that is learn from the team because now

57:26

we can use it as case studies and

57:28

now open this up for the community because

57:31

I think if we can start sooner, school

57:34

kids and start building these habits

57:37

early, like healthy gaming habits and

57:39

also telling the parents how to

57:41

moderate screen time, it's

57:44

okay to tell you to

57:46

go play sports. We want sports and

57:48

eSports. That is one thing to work

57:50

together because that is like they do

57:53

work together. And is the eSports team

57:55

going to have a hucker? Surely they're there. to

58:00

advise you in there too. They want to

58:02

jam a hucker before I think they'll put some of this

58:04

international things on. And be like, we don't want that. That

58:07

would be so epic, like honestly, because we

58:09

have two world champs end of this year.

58:11

So maybe we can get in touch and

58:13

we can say something else. I've got something for you.

58:15

I've got something for you. Sweet. Hey

58:18

Leila, you mentioned just before, I mean, you

58:20

know, you're talking about these big

58:22

companies coming into the space and an

58:24

award, you obviously you've got a few

58:26

things on your resume that some people

58:29

might not know. Award winning designer, marketing

58:31

specialist, team manager for New Zealand's national

58:33

esports team, obviously the Eblax. And

58:35

for you in your position, when you see someone

58:38

like Spark Game Arena come into the market, a

58:40

market that you're passionate about, a market that you

58:42

know has probably been quite neglected to a certain

58:44

degree in the past, what does that do

58:47

for you? And what does it do for you in your

58:49

position? That is such a

58:51

good question and I'm so excited. Yeah,

58:53

so one thing I think what makes

58:56

me so excited with these sponsors coming

58:58

on is the opportunity that

59:00

comes along with it because

59:02

even with events, for

59:04

example, my goodness,

59:08

there is nothing more

59:10

electrifying than attending an

59:12

esports event. Nothing.

59:15

We got it guys. Honestly, it's, if

59:19

I can describe it in a way, it's like

59:21

when you attend an award, and

59:23

you walk in there, you walk into the stadium, you can feel

59:27

the energy, you sit in your seat,

59:29

you have your snacks, everyone surrounds you

59:31

with their shirts and it's like you

59:33

all speak a language or like that

59:35

nobody else understands, just you. So

59:38

that'll... She's on me. Yeah,

59:40

she's on me. Yeah. I can

59:42

see the fashion. I believe you. It is so

59:44

good. I cannot even

59:46

tell you. And then what I think

59:48

one thing that traditional sports, because I love

59:50

going to rugby games, like the one thing

59:52

that I feel is missing is the commentators

59:55

or the casters that we call them in esports.

59:57

Because they just... It's just a muscle I can't...

1:00:00

I know, it's been many years. We've

1:00:02

been talking about that, yeah. But they get so passionate, right?

1:00:04

That's the thing, and they just like roll you up and they

1:00:06

draw you in and then eat 100%. And

1:00:10

so that is the level that I

1:00:12

want people to experience. And with companies

1:00:15

coming on board, we're now able

1:00:17

to start looking at doing that.

1:00:20

And like bringing ethos like maybe

1:00:22

into the communities. Because our

1:00:24

community, like they're so passionate.

1:00:27

It's amazing, just to be part of community, and the development

1:00:29

community. Everyone has their own

1:00:31

events that they plan, the sim

1:00:33

racing. And for example, University of

1:00:35

Canterbury, their gaming guild. In

1:00:38

Feb, they hosted one of the

1:00:40

biggest student esports events that

1:00:43

we've ever seen. And

1:00:45

we like BB Tech helped them and

1:00:47

stuff like that. So I think with Spark, for example,

1:00:49

like having bringing, like going

1:00:51

into the communities and like funding

1:00:53

that and like providing opportunity, we

1:00:56

can help set our people to

1:00:58

like experience esports. And then

1:01:00

only will they understand what it

1:01:02

is, why people are so passionate,

1:01:04

what about it, it makes it so special.

1:01:08

You told me to drink. I can see it, like you talk about being like

1:01:10

electrified in this arena. I can see how much

1:01:12

you love it. What fascinates you the

1:01:14

most about esports or the arena? I'm talking,

1:01:16

is it the gaming? Is it the design?

1:01:19

Is it the marketing? Like what fascinates you personally

1:01:21

the most about the world

1:01:23

that you live in? Oh my gosh, what a

1:01:25

good question. I don't have like

1:01:27

one answer. That's like how much time do

1:01:30

you buy now? All time. All time. Passion.

1:01:32

So good. Okay, so firstly, what I

1:01:34

love about it is I do love the setup.

1:01:36

I love Elma's sword,

1:01:39

but I love like the esports setup

1:01:42

because you have, you could see the players because I

1:01:45

think that's one thing in like traditional sports. Like sometimes

1:01:47

you sit on the one end and you're like,

1:01:49

oh shit, all the action's down there. Like now I

1:01:51

have to watch it on the screen. Good point. But

1:01:54

now it's like, you see the players, you're

1:01:56

sitting there, they're interacting with you. a

1:02:00

part of whatever emotion

1:02:02

they're going through. So I love that

1:02:04

set up. I love that

1:02:06

you just, yeah, even

1:02:08

with the set up of the screens, where the

1:02:11

screens are allocated, and the LEDs, the lights, the

1:02:13

music, the costumes, and

1:02:16

the crowd, I think that is the thing. Esports

1:02:19

crowd is so different. Are

1:02:21

you playing around? Nah, nah.

1:02:23

Any developing crowd you've

1:02:25

ever experienced, they, so

1:02:29

at IEM, for example, there was a thing

1:02:31

called ROF, and we were

1:02:33

part of the ROF group. We were

1:02:35

the people riling up the rest of

1:02:37

the stadium, like 10,000 people. And

1:02:41

everyone can just remember ROF, because they were

1:02:43

like, we were the bosses. We

1:02:45

were on the screen the whole time, like in

1:02:47

streams. They would only go ROF, ROF, ROF. So

1:02:50

it was just so good. And it's

1:02:52

just something to experience. Love

1:02:55

that. Well, Leila, we hear

1:02:57

your passion. Congratulations on the

1:02:59

new appointment, COO of NZ

1:03:02

Esports New Zealand. Thank you for your time

1:03:04

today, and we can't wait to get to

1:03:06

an event. We'll be at ROF. Nah,

1:03:08

can't wait to see you. Peace. Bye. Oh.

1:03:13

Stop me if I've got it. I don't need to get it, because

1:03:15

this man right here, he's got himself. Don't

1:03:17

answer. Home is to you,

1:03:19

brother. What's up, brother? It's the

1:03:21

one and only, Drosus, Vankter Shelf

1:03:23

Demons, Destroyer of Evil, four times

1:03:26

West Auckland Gaming Arena champion,

1:03:29

the marvelous Enabler

1:03:31

of some

1:04:00

shout outs for the winners on that. Oh,

1:04:02

let's go. There's, well, we

1:04:05

had to do second place because, well,

1:04:07

Ken was just winning all of them, so we had to-

1:04:09

That's the young one, sorry. We gotta get

1:04:11

him on the show. We have

1:04:14

Novi, J50 and D-Super, they were probably

1:04:16

doing the best out of everyone on

1:04:18

there. I just thought, you know, because

1:04:20

I'm a part of the show, I gotta let

1:04:23

them win, just let them have their part. That's

1:04:25

why I came in on the half foot. So,

1:04:27

you know. Four

1:04:29

times, we're still gonna champ, came in on the half

1:04:31

foot. Hey, so just like- Hands

1:04:33

all humble though, hey. There we are.

1:04:35

I got you, I got you. But

1:04:37

we're looking to do Fortnite on the

1:04:39

next custom and we'll do more regular

1:04:41

ones. And Brockes himself said that he'd

1:04:43

be keen to jam into Fortnite custom.

1:04:45

No, we'll jam Fortnite. So we'll

1:04:48

get 50 people winning? No, no,

1:04:50

Fortnite's actually a little bit easier. We can get as

1:04:52

many people as we need. I feel like we're gonna

1:04:54

get more than 25. Yeah, we're probably

1:04:56

gonna get 100. Oh, it's gonna be crazy.

1:04:59

When are we doing it? I've still got a date to announce,

1:05:01

but I was thinking maybe

1:05:03

monthly. Ooh, yeah. Monthly would be

1:05:05

a good one, so it's not too

1:05:08

frequent, but it's still regular. Gathering, I like

1:05:10

it. I like it. Digital

1:05:12

gathering. What's your terminology you're gonna teach us

1:05:14

today? Okay, I got a- You got a

1:05:16

grin on his face already, man. I got

1:05:19

a good one for you guys. Okay, so

1:05:22

coincidentally, we did talk to one of the bros, but

1:05:26

for Street Fighter, but I've got it

1:05:28

here. It is Footsees. Footsees?

1:05:30

Oh, I've been trampled with Footsees. Okay,

1:05:33

oh yeah. Does that mean when

1:05:35

you're trying to scope out your

1:05:38

opponent? What's the- Ooh! Like

1:05:40

you're trying to play with the range, you know? Trying to

1:05:42

go and not make a move, you know? Honestly, that is

1:05:45

a very good- Come on! Watch what Jordan said, I'm with

1:05:47

him. It's legitimately just

1:05:49

like the neutral game, trying

1:05:51

to start the engagement. Yeah. It

1:05:55

started off with Street

1:05:57

Fighter, and it was because people would start

1:05:59

off with the- crouching medium kick

1:06:01

so yeah shout out to FGC others. That's

1:06:03

the fucker popper of that. I like that.

1:06:06

I get that because I've had a lot

1:06:08

of fights and I've got to play footsches

1:06:10

out there. I understand the range you know.

1:06:12

Is it gonna be an elbow or you

1:06:14

know? I'm gonna have to straighten it. Projajab

1:06:16

or you know? Kick kick. Boom! One kick.

1:06:18

Yeah all of that. So footsches I'll be

1:06:20

using that. Awesome. Coming up next we have

1:06:22

a shifter who is looking to win the

1:06:24

G502X plus gaming

1:06:26

mouse and the one power play

1:06:29

wireless charging system thanks

1:06:31

to Spy Game Arena and of

1:06:33

course Logitech. Thank you Drosi. Peace.

1:06:36

Oh Shawn. G'day Shawn. Stop

1:06:39

warning shift. Wada wada. Oh

1:06:42

it's true. Ha ha.

1:06:44

You ready to win or what? Uh

1:06:47

yeah bro I just got my drop in and out

1:06:50

of service but I should be all good. Bro don't

1:06:52

drop out. Don't drop out. You don't want to drop

1:06:54

out on this. That price will drop in. My help.

1:06:56

You know what I mean? Let's

1:06:59

do this man. Alright Shawn.

1:07:02

G'day. I'm gonna play the clip to you

1:07:04

and tell everybody what you think it is

1:07:06

and if you do get it correct you

1:07:09

will win the G502X plus gaming mouse and

1:07:11

also the power play wireless

1:07:13

charging system mouse pair. Good luck man.

1:07:15

Here we go. That's

1:07:19

it. Oh.

1:07:25

I think that's from all

1:07:28

the Tony Hawk post- Oh. I think it might be a

1:07:30

little. That price is coming to you

1:07:34

lad. Ha

1:07:42

ha. Let's go. Let's pool.

1:07:44

Congratulations brother. Congratulations. Well

1:07:47

played Shawn. Now stop for that boy playing. Oh

1:07:49

good choice. I

1:07:51

love that and guys that actually uh that

1:07:54

ends our round of kind of the soundspark

1:07:56

prizes because we've had we've deliberated we've had

1:07:58

a little bit of a meeting. And

1:08:00

we've decided we want the gift we can

1:08:02

spice things up guys new segment alert The

1:08:06

TGS highlight of the week Here's how it

1:08:09

works each week where the sound spark once

1:08:11

was we are now going to announce a

1:08:13

game within a gaming moment We

1:08:15

are after you then have until

1:08:18

6 p.m. Sunday night to send in your highlights

1:08:20

to the gaming shift from there We will choose

1:08:22

five clips from the end and then we will

1:08:24

narrow it down to one winner Sorry, which we

1:08:26

will announce and watch on the show. What's in

1:08:28

it for us? Let us tell you

1:08:31

well, thanks to spark gaming arena We

1:08:33

will still be going you will still be going

1:08:35

home with a prize this week We are after

1:08:37

the best fortnight solo win and thanks to spark

1:08:39

gaming arena arena

1:08:41

arena Will

1:08:43

be taking away $10,600 to

1:08:45

be exact V bucks what? 10,600

1:08:51

V bucks Wait,

1:08:54

yes highlight of the week Wow,

1:08:56

what would you buy how many skin

1:08:59

that's a lot of money That's

1:09:01

a lot of money. So we want to

1:09:03

we want to see your guys gaming highlights

1:09:07

And we want to celebrate them and see how

1:09:09

sweet you are the best one with good noise

1:09:11

so far That's amazing and we'll be pushing this

1:09:13

highlights. We'll be reacting to the thousand V bucks

1:09:15

up for grabs Thanks again to our mates at

1:09:17

spark game arena Visit the website spark dot code

1:09:19

on NZ slash gaming and sign up to

1:09:21

receive the gaming update. I might have to win a

1:09:23

solo V-Bucks

1:09:28

fam It's

1:09:31

the morning Tomorrow's

1:09:34

Friday obviously because it's a day that comes up Thursday, but

1:09:36

we'll be ready for a big show for you Thanks for

1:09:38

helping with us. And don't you worry? I know if I

1:09:40

know some of you feel a little bit scared about those

1:09:42

music segments going they're not going anywhere You'll still be able

1:09:44

to see them I

1:09:47

will you still be able to see them on

1:09:50

our platform. Don't you worry about that? We back,

1:09:52

baby? Oh, I love you guys I'm

1:10:02

going to make a

1:10:04

lot of it. I

1:10:07

love you. I

1:10:10

love you. Yes.

1:10:15

You got it. I'm

1:10:18

going to make you a little bit more.

1:10:22

I'm going to make you a little bit more. I'm

1:10:25

going to make you a little bit more.

1:10:27

I love you.