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and everything in between. You're welcome, Wednesday. We

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here for our Morning Shifters from our Misters.

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Cheers. To our sisters. Cheers.

1:04

We back for another show just in case you're

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a mister. To the Tish. It's all about you,

1:08

Lil' Kiddy. Offering. You're back in the fight, baby.

1:10

Oh. Stay blessed. No

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stress. We've got you covered like a sundress.

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Welcome to officially the number one show. If you call

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down none to get home, welcome to new media, The

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People's Media. That's cool. Say

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no more. Take your shoes off at the door. Everything you want,

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nothing. You don't have real people, real talk. And if we ain't number

1:27

one on the charts, hopefully we're number one of your hearts.

1:29

Let's get it, get it. Aya. Aya.

1:32

Aya. Let's play to get it. It is

1:34

a, you're welcome, Wednesday. We're halfway through

1:36

the week. There's a hump. They want us on the

1:38

show today. Aye, aye. What

1:41

else is going on in the world outside of Drake and

1:43

Kendrick? It's hard. It's hard, right? I had to go for

1:45

a search. I'm over it. A few other things that's going

1:47

on in the world at the moment. Outside the red beef.

1:49

Jordan, you've got, you went and did it. You

1:53

went and got us a guest today. Oh, I'm not over that.

1:56

We got one of the goats down in Altiero.

1:58

Troy Kingey. Shit. He's a

2:00

artist, actor, he's a buzzy follower and he's just

2:02

really the man. He's just the man. I'm

2:05

proud of like, you know how when you go to

2:07

like the Olympics or the Commonwealth Games you have a

2:09

flag bearer? Yeah he'd be it. Bro,

2:12

for us, musically, culturally, like I love Troy

2:14

King as a flag bearer for us. He

2:16

should literally be our flag bearer though, like

2:18

in the Olympics. Mmm, mmm. He's

2:20

got the mana. We got a great chat with him

2:22

about his, he's doing 10 albums in 10 years. This

2:24

is his 8th album genre. He's got different genres. And

2:27

he went to some buzzy places to do it. He's

2:29

got 10 different genres. Crazy man.

2:31

Aye? This one's rock n roll soon

2:34

and he rocks out with it. Ah we're back

2:36

there because it's the wind at 2 news. I'm

2:38

doing it. And I'm broke. And

2:40

this is who news. Oh

2:42

yeah! Damn

2:44

it. Halfway through that crack. I felt that. I felt

2:47

that. Alright we'll get back to

2:49

the men scene today with a question for the men

2:51

scene. But man, the men scene is very funny, alright?

2:53

It is indeed. Do not feel like you're isolated because

2:55

you aren't considered men. Then? Dennis?

2:58

Everyone's welcome. You're welcome. All

3:00

thanks to Spate Summer Ultra. All welcome. But we

3:02

always start the show with an absolute... Bored! And

3:05

Wednesday Jordan takes over. I do. And since we

3:07

have Troy King on the show, we

3:09

have to play a song from what I'm

3:11

saying is I think it's top 3 greatest

3:13

New Zealand albums of all time. This

3:18

song is called Air Technology. Oh! The

3:22

amazing album is taking its skinny ass.

3:25

Ségatron. Hmm? Umm

3:29

a cool. A

3:34

cool autograph. Awh.

3:48

He's so happy. We're

3:50

ready to see Thought

3:54

wrong From Here. Oh.

4:15

Man. A.

4:21

Good. Night's.

4:26

Ah, Ha!

4:36

Ha ha ha. See

4:40

stuff for your board: stricter

4:42

international audience that is ah

4:44

and not us from out

4:46

you know New Zealand as

4:48

please as as you love

4:50

so. Beloved. But a

4:52

psychedelic love. Even

4:55

Sunday get? Maybe. You

4:57

notice go to the album for

4:59

to need C R O Y

5:02

K I N G I scored

5:04

Sector Skinny Ass always Segerstrom Magnetron

5:06

veteran who incredible it enjoying every

5:08

mission to play music to see

5:11

foil I am literally alleanza he

5:13

didn't they sort of them. He.

5:18

Jumped onto the couple of things I wanted her

5:20

to chicken with. One is. Me

5:23

to friend of the So France to

5:25

our our enemy that animator does for

5:27

us ah Rodgers of cartoons were who

5:30

were not in on as my enemies

5:32

and I'm I'm not not not find

5:34

out what his way it whereas fixing

5:36

it now we have declared a mac

5:38

you know of a always been a

5:40

mess of am I mean you know

5:43

that about me that and I fell

5:45

anyways I just wanted to saw. Set

5:47

up his talents as work like I

5:49

was blown away with it or the

5:51

second thing or super proud of his

5:54

guys little Eva Lily on a she's

5:56

not willing over six years he's my

5:58

daughter Schwab often still can. Drop

6:01

her off the bolland your preferred to they're waiting for

6:03

the bus to leave and stuff like that and will

6:05

happen to those moments. His dad was like. She.

6:08

Just to next to me. Like all the cool

6:10

girls were around borderline who might slip. General

6:12

manager technical goes there was an attack on

6:14

but like what I was consider I was

6:16

suddenly think to myself or so so was

6:18

golfing other thing and all that other that

6:20

the season I got a good one of

6:22

my all time us i've been tell you

6:24

that you still and I was like oh

6:26

no I think go through phases we like

6:28

to play emphasis and also moment for a

6:30

lot of people was also a harmonica lot

6:32

of people as well but school camp is

6:34

one of those moments we have you drop

6:36

the kids off and you don't see the

6:38

me on the anniversary. I glided. It's like

6:40

I'm back and address on our list. Horses

6:42

are really mean. I'm a guy. Who's.

6:45

That girl that was on that school came with you.

6:47

Brooks. Has loaded a

6:50

school came to we would sodexho reminisce about

6:52

to hims army but throwing us as he

6:54

putting a tomahawk threatened my ankles content and

6:56

a video on the helicopter out of i

6:58

like what kind of wanna about all those

7:01

memories that flooded bet that you not a

7:03

minute been times when I was into these

7:05

are my proud my main highway one that

7:07

I know I'm just amazed at how sincere

7:09

part of that some i don't a break

7:12

it seems month because it was really hosts

7:14

a moment. But you gotta remember your

7:16

cloud as as up right now. On.

7:18

These a potential this is as she

7:20

was sending me see because you had

7:22

any love spirit say is i thought

7:25

of as it's because she wants if

7:27

reason know that. They're not a

7:29

muscle mass on the moon. I go out and

7:31

hundred name again. I mean you be known around

7:33

and about you know lane as are we up

7:35

right now? My gosh, we have right now know

7:37

you know. Remaining

7:40

you do whatever last moment. what I

7:43

said before she wasn't such a reason

7:45

I really got I was using your

7:47

model with it's usually the yeah that

7:49

would right man or woman with the

7:51

salmon I want us have real joined

7:54

Today said is real joy on allow

7:56

my real July I remember relativism that

7:58

tires. Not give me Rotary This. That's kinda can

8:00

drag baseline come untied know i'm tired even

8:02

job but as tight bobby second him I

8:04

told him the other day i live stream.

8:08

Is I let me know that that the with on the.

8:10

Widow. Of them or he came back

8:12

of my way men over a better job of

8:15

the i Don't ahead strikes on like he's tired

8:17

and a rebuttal like. Has.

8:19

Been line or nice. He's like. Says

8:22

but he goes to academic so Academics

8:24

is one of the biggest stricter extremists

8:27

and bet those to the made it

8:29

a d the biggest commentary on her

8:31

books and terms of like the Patasse

8:33

and and what they put obvious Academic

8:35

is a huge strike fancy but he's

8:37

he's struggled so gives to drink any

8:40

probst. but. He said well as us

8:42

to stay tied in that means of is a winner

8:44

and in Germany goes there is a winner. And

8:46

in agnes because. As.

8:49

Not Ivy. It's an. Allergy

8:53

asthma had an hour said the near but

8:55

will we We've we've we got well we

8:57

ask for without a doubt as a way

8:59

that I feel like trying to connect strong

9:01

and now you're part of this like a

9:03

zero done under who you follow around the

9:05

time nanometers, the jewels you're done with it

9:07

was your over. It has a he sounded

9:09

like someone who says like math have given

9:11

minimum wage to the some and I'll and

9:13

I'll continue to give minimalist. It's about. The

9:16

big one Are they saying that he feed

9:18

kinda false information? Any but on rights which

9:20

is a big one. But.

9:22

Then. Strikes. Also saying that

9:25

day free to his contract manager

9:27

is the father. Of

9:30

Kendrick as of one of kindred spawn children

9:32

and this not to other says is like

9:34

obviously a super the been suffocate on i'm

9:36

sorry I have been unable to buy you

9:39

know domain like a fatal get accused of

9:41

being one women may not have lives are

9:43

not some zucchini mets fans routine fab so

9:45

he I'm or them out with the boy

9:47

I know it's you know be huge right

9:49

now of take all came out of nowhere

9:52

to see the first my was this. looks

9:54

like fun and just came by the can handle are

9:56

you a and already been looking in the shower you

9:58

thought of it brings Look like fun.

10:01

Look like fun. You know we all caught up. Ken,

10:04

Drake, No J. Cole just

10:06

stopped us off. No, we'll

10:09

be in the... Baby, fire feet sampled, love

10:11

yours. But then it starts with... F***

10:13

yours. Hey,

10:17

you're welcome. Please, please, please. We can't stand

10:19

like that. You're welcome, fam. I

10:21

don't really have too much to check on today besides from...

10:23

I think it's okay for us to fall off with a

10:25

little sicker. Something because of the water at the moment. Isn't

10:27

this you? You're always sick. I know, bro. My son... Sickly,

10:29

Luleel. He's two and a half years old. He's been sick

10:31

for two and a half years. It's... I

10:36

remember that buzzy. We both had a good little run

10:38

and I'm just grateful for it. You said word every

10:40

time. Oh my God, thanks. Hey, this is

10:42

the time that they build their immune system though. You know what

10:44

I mean? The sick of they ass kids. That's what I

10:46

hear. Hurray, hurry. Let's get into Daily

10:48

Bread. Ugh. That's

10:51

right, guys. Daily Bread. Breaking

10:53

bread with the news

10:55

of today. And today

10:58

is May 8th. That's 129 days deep into the year. 237

11:01

left to get or die. Get or die. It

11:03

is root cow... Whoa.

11:05

Root canal. Wait, wait, wait. Cow's

11:08

dew root. How are you dealing? Root

11:11

canal appreciation day. I

11:14

have no appreciation for that. You guys ever had one? It

11:16

is the worst. Horrible things. He can't... Terrible. I

11:18

have no appreciation. I don't think we need to...

11:20

We don't need to take time to appreciate anything

11:22

about a root canal. Um... First,

11:25

teeth though, this will remind us. Maybe the first part though. It's

11:29

also world donkey day. Not...

11:32

I like donkey. The mule. The humble

11:34

mule. Who's the best donkey in the world? I

11:39

don't know what that means. Chick. Yeah,

11:41

he's up there, eh? He's a trick donkey. Eddie Murphy's

11:43

donkey? Eddie Murphy's donkey, yeah. Made me a better one.

11:45

Yep. The killer. Hey,

11:48

humble. Small. Do all the hard

11:50

work. Donkey's good. And finally, it's no socks day.

11:54

We're...we're...we're... No socks with shoes or

11:56

like just... Yeah. Yeah. The mind

11:58

socks day today. Who am I

12:00

to judge man? I always rock no socks. People that wear no

12:02

socks with their shoes the whole day, Oh with no shoes. They

12:06

are different type of beasts. They are

12:08

different type of... They are. They

12:10

are either the smelliest person you know, or

12:13

they have those miracle feet that just... Don't

12:16

sweat. You roll them nice and blissful every day. I'm

12:19

jealous either way. Because if you are the smelliest

12:21

person, the confidence is amazing.

12:24

Happy no socks day. I

12:27

love that. Guys, David Korinswitz,

12:30

Superman, has

12:32

just been revealed. And you

12:35

can't see it right now. I apologise for that. I

12:37

can see it. Bit of a broke one here. But I

12:39

hate it. So do I, bro. I hate

12:41

the costume. Bro, who's got these massive knee-high boots?

12:44

I hate the way that he dress, the way that he

12:46

look, the way that he fly. I hate the ass on

12:49

his chest. I hate his biceps. I hate his legs. Same

12:51

bro. To me when I looked at

12:53

it, it was like the poor man's Henry Cavill. What? Here's

12:57

the thing with Superman. We've seen these movies over

12:59

and over again. We've seen characters played. I

13:02

think Henry Cavill was the best looking

13:04

Superman we could have ever had. But

13:07

I think he was maybe let down on some of

13:09

the writing and the storyline. He was it. He

13:12

was it. But we don't need 2024 and

13:14

beyond. Other

13:18

than Batman, there's

13:21

no superhero that we need with a cape. It's

13:23

not happening. Why can't we just have Superman in

13:25

a T-shirt and jeans? Give me

13:27

a black T-shirt and Levi jeans and

13:29

chucks. And he can do all the

13:32

superpowers and whip that ass and

13:34

that. I don't need a costume. You know what

13:36

I mean? And I know that's iconic, but rip

13:38

the T-shirt a little bit. You know, Mark? Did

13:40

that Henry chest got you? Paws? And

13:43

we good. You know what? I

13:45

find I watch superhero movies differently since

13:47

The Boys got released on Prime, Amazon

13:49

Prime. I heard that's great. Bro, The Boys

13:51

is... They're Rick to

13:54

be a movie. They do because The Boys

13:56

gave it like the stark reality that if

13:58

you were in fact a superhero. today's day

14:00

and age, your ego would be hard to

14:02

control. And that gives

14:04

a whole other side to it, where this

14:07

is like this abnormal-ness about Superman, and

14:10

the secretiveness of even Batman. Like, you couldn't

14:12

control yourself. Come on now, I'm Batman! And

14:14

if someone pulls up on the lights in

14:16

front of you and doesn't go fast enough,

14:18

or waves their fists, shut up, I'm Batman!

14:20

Like, it's just, there's no reality to our

14:22

superheroes that we're used to, whereas boys have

14:24

given a whole new reality to how an

14:27

ego would fit whenever you were a superhero

14:29

in the modern day era. 100%,

14:31

and it's time sensitive. The story's time sensitive to those

14:33

times. Like, the fact that in 2024, now we expect

14:35

Lois, what's

14:38

her name? Lois Lane to believe with social media

14:40

and everything. She can't tell Clark Kent between Superman.

14:43

Are you stupid? All

14:46

her friends are like, it's Superman,

14:48

babe, it's Superman. She's like,

14:51

nah, it's not. Guys, maybe that's not

14:53

us. Perhaps we've just forgotten how to

14:55

believe. All

14:57

right, hope's about two years away, though. We're good. Yeah,

14:59

we can take off for that. Hey, mine's a quick

15:02

one today, because it's New Zealand-centric, but obviously

15:05

there's been a big talk about how new stuff's finishing,

15:07

it's finishing very shortly, and then the takeover was stuff,

15:10

and they're doing a whole new TV bulletin. Who's gonna

15:12

step in that role? No Mike McRoberts, who we've had

15:14

in New Zealand, it's kind of like. He's been at

15:16

the warrior's side, he keeps getting a call on who

15:18

kind of camp? Or Mike McRoberts, yeah. And

15:21

the crowd goes nuts. He must, he should've

15:23

come over this way. If

15:25

he ain't up too much, come on over here, brother. Anyway,

15:28

his, I guess, right-hand partner,

15:30

I was gonna say right-hand man, but right-hand lady, Samantha

15:33

Hayes is actually gonna front it. So she's always been

15:35

there with him. I'm

15:37

excited about this, because I like the news, and

15:39

I like Samantha Hayes. Boring. Ah,

15:41

I'm not with you, bro. Good to see you. Gives me

15:44

some sort of like, look forward to the news at six

15:46

o'clock. I know, how old am I? But

15:48

anyway, Samantha Hayes is gonna be fronting the news bulletin

15:50

on stuff from 6pm, when it goes over to the

15:52

new transition in June of July. The news, the

15:55

news, take it from me. Like, I've got so much

15:57

experience. You get it? The

15:59

news will not... work and this if

16:01

they do not spice it up the right way it will

16:03

not work so

16:05

good luck I think it's weird that you watch

16:08

it at six o'clock you're gonna give

16:10

them the

16:13

keys that they need to unlock something successful

16:15

okay mark just can't give them too much

16:17

all right what are you

16:19

even talking about I don't know either now that he said

16:21

that to me we're gonna figure

16:23

it out for them I'm gonna get a big bag hey

16:26

we'll stop by doing

16:29

true news tonight okay

16:31

well that's all

16:33

I have for Saturday's Daily Bread

16:35

Breaking Bread with the news of

16:37

today this is

16:39

the morning shift if you're

16:42

the same as me and you're being consumed by this

16:44

rap beef let me go on your phone you go

16:46

on to TikTok first thing you're gonna hear is this you

16:49

got some sort of catch behind it swipe up the next thing

16:51

you go here I'm

16:58

the exact same I'm 100% the same that's the only

17:00

thing I've been able to see for the last three

17:08

maybe even four days and it's not actually

17:10

what I want to talk about today it's

17:12

I've actually gone out and found some other

17:14

things going on around the world really that

17:17

you may have missed because is there other things

17:19

going around in the world there's other things because

17:22

of first one I thought crazy well they try

17:24

to hide what is right who they try to

17:26

hide right now what really happening I

17:28

couldn't find anything that was that deep but there

17:30

are a few other things that shifted I think you'd be interested

17:32

if you didn't know that they had dropped cat

17:36

Williams up the Netflix I don't know

17:38

any of you guys saw that but cat Williams two

17:40

days ago dropped a brand new comedy you

17:42

end up I haven't watched it yet but

17:44

the reason I think it's craziest he's got

17:46

the biggest interview of the year so

17:49

the I think he started all this I think he's

17:51

the catalyst the cat and we're

17:53

absolutely under the radar I haven't watched it

17:55

yet but I've I've seen that it's

17:57

out you seen it I've seen highlights

17:59

I And I

18:01

need to watch I need to watch the special the highlights.

18:03

I saw I was at mid Yeah,

18:05

okay. I'll give you that cuz I saw that little trailer that they did as

18:07

well I did the same thing I watched

18:10

this and shifted if you want

18:12

to roast a watch a roast Red

18:15

Bull the Tom Brady greatest of all time

18:17

roast it was hosted by Kevin Hart who

18:20

did an incredible job He didn't hold back

18:22

Bronk was there Andrew Schultz Bill Balochik who

18:24

mark if can you kind of give context

18:26

of that relationship? The greatest coach probably of

18:29

all time went on that he was he

18:31

was in charge of and still with the

18:33

Patriots when they went on their big run

18:35

and just one year after year after year

18:37

just an incredible coach old dude, too He's

18:40

on it. He does a pretty good job to most Tom gave me

18:42

like that, too So it was nice

18:44

to see them together being able to roast each other. They gave

18:46

kudos to it paid a Manning was

18:49

there Kim K She's

18:51

like three hours. She caught some

18:53

some straight awesome Out

18:55

there. I was also thinking maybe we should do like can you

18:57

remember? The one time that

19:00

you got absolutely roasted and it just

19:02

eat their bully at all or There'll

19:05

be some shifted out. I actually do remember that I'll save it

19:07

though for when you want to do it Okay,

19:11

you might have missed this one as well. This isn't

19:13

gonna hit everybody, but she always pops

19:16

up on my timeline She's been there for like

19:18

three or four years. It's the grandma who

19:20

does daily information to herself like this You

19:23

look so late today. You're

19:25

gonna have a great day

19:27

today You deserve it and

19:29

no one has the power

19:31

to ruin it. Everyone is

19:33

jealous of you You're

19:36

so pretty. Oh She's

19:39

lovely. She's so lovely apart not passed

19:41

away. She says well he

19:43

lays ass lays I

19:48

promise you she's the best anyway Season

19:50

hospital and for people who follow the

19:53

story you are going to be so sad

19:55

about that as well Yeah, I know you guys you

19:57

guys don't really know who she is, but You

20:00

okay? I hope so. Look,

20:02

I feel like I just had an adventure

20:04

through ADHD. You took my mother's hand and

20:07

you took me in so many different directions, but to find

20:09

out she's in a hospital now. Yeah, for what bro? She

20:11

had a fall. I know, mother. And

20:14

she's documenting the whole thing. And

20:16

I know there's some people out there that are going to

20:18

be sad about that as well. Oh, I imagine most people

20:20

would be sad about an old lady having a fall. But

20:22

she's the lovely old lady, bro. Maybe that was her late

20:24

partner saying, you're going to lay soon. You're going to lay

20:26

right in that hospital bed, girl. I

20:28

don't know about that. Speaking of

20:30

laying down, okay, that's a bad segue, but here we go.

20:35

Bernard Hill passed away. I

20:37

don't know if anyone saw that. He's the king of Rohan. He

20:41

passed away. That was a big deal. You see

20:43

what I mean? Here he is! Hermathy,

20:45

he went down with Titanic. He was the captain

20:47

of Titanic. He had a worm tongue in his

20:50

ear. That's a lesson for us all. Lesson for

20:52

us all. Get those worm tongues out of our

20:54

ear. That's

20:56

for real though. You can, like some of us have worm

20:59

tongues in our ear right now. And you got to let

21:01

them go. You got to be able to see

21:03

the lies that they're telling you. It was so amazing how we

21:05

changed colour. Do you know what I mean? When worm tongue had

21:07

them fully. Now that shot

21:09

of Aragorn opening that bankroll. Yes!

21:12

The lights running through. Oh my god. I've never

21:14

wanted to open a door in my life. But

21:18

if I could open one like that. We should

21:21

try to recreate that with our lights that we

21:23

have here in studio. Jordan opening the door. Wow.

21:25

We should do like a segment A top

21:28

white men we've wanted to be in our

21:30

life. He like strider. Bad as hell. Oh

21:32

man. That's my guy right there. Ah,

21:35

okay I got a couple

21:37

more. Madonna held a free concert in Brazil. I

21:39

heard that. 1.6

21:41

million people showed up to this concert. She's

21:43

on her celebration tour, the final thing. 1.6

21:46

million. To put that in context, that's

21:48

every single person in Auckland going to a concert.

21:50

Madonna gives me the heebie jeebies. She

21:53

went through a phase. I don't know what it is.

21:56

I feel like. Satan

22:00

talks to her. Mmm? Yeah,

22:02

boy! Yes! Well, not

22:05

like the Rick line, but... Black

22:07

down the subway! Black down the subway! Yeah, right! Right!

22:11

Yeah, sorry! She'd

22:14

be looking like she knows some stuff.

22:18

That is a complete judgment, alright? And

22:21

this is just entertainment purposes only, alright? I'm not

22:23

saying I'm correct. But I am. Uh,

22:26

one more. We don't... I don't know

22:28

if we actually need this as a headline, guys. The experts

22:30

claim sharing every day is performative

22:32

and not necessary. Um,

22:36

that's not a headline we need in today's day and age. I just... I

22:39

don't know how people can get into

22:42

a beer day, like, not sharing. I don't

22:44

know how you don't think about wanting to show every day. But

22:47

that's okay. Natural oil. There's

22:50

people going, I told you I didn't have to show

22:53

more than one time. Yeah, I know. You do wash

22:55

off all your natural oils, which are supposed to pick

22:57

your skin, moisturize your skin, like, there has been study

22:59

done to it, but I know what you mean. We're

23:01

not in the bush, though, eh? You know what I

23:03

mean? Like, we're not gathering our food, eating berries and

23:06

a rabbit when we can catch one. Well, you were, um,

23:09

what was it? Hunting trip? No, no,

23:11

no, Shogun. The latest, the Shogun. Um, we're...

23:13

I haven't finished that. The

23:15

guy is... Oh, well, Shogun and

23:18

one of the white settlers who gets taken prisoner. Oh, yeah,

23:20

yeah. And they say, hey, you should go have a shower.

23:22

Or go clean up. And he's like, what? I

23:24

was like, it's only been a week. What is it? I'm

23:28

good. Anyway, guys, I just thought

23:30

I'd let you in on some other news that's happening around

23:32

the world. No, I appreciate that. I

23:35

got you, man. Thank you, man. And Mark, I

23:37

got you too, bro. Thanks. I learned some stuff

23:39

today. You are. This is The Morning Chef. Ladies

23:42

and gentlemen, please welcome

23:44

to the studio the

23:46

man responsible for the Tan Tan Tan

23:49

series. To

23:54

release Tan Outlets and Tan

23:56

Genre in 10 years. It

23:58

is. Q

24:26

When you go to a new Mariah, your YY top

24:29

of you have never been to this Mariah before and

24:31

I take that same concept when we go overseas so

24:34

in order to feel grounded, we had to meet

24:37

natives of the Iwi or of the clan

24:39

there. We

24:41

met a doctor over there from the Kawea tribe and

24:44

he took us, if you watch it... Q

24:48

Give us a little bit of story. A.B. It

24:50

was about four and a half hours into the middle of nowhere. There was no

24:52

reception. Q Rich black? A.B.

24:56

There was no reception and then we were off-road

24:58

bumpy-ers going the wrong way and wow, does anyone

25:00

even know who this guy is? And

25:04

then it's starting to get dark. We got our whole documentary

25:07

crew starting to get dark and then we get

25:09

out of the car and then he's like, okay,

25:11

we're not allowed to film here guys. Q

25:14

Yeah, you're like, that's what we're doing. A.B.

25:17

And the light was beautiful. You

25:19

could see the silhouette of the mountains.

25:24

But then we get onto this place and

25:26

he's like, before we go to where I want to

25:28

take you, I want you

25:30

to introduce yourself to the funeral, to the

25:32

land so that the land, our

25:34

ancestors know you's are coming with good intentions.

25:37

And everyone took it, you know, like they all went to

25:39

their spot doing karakia. Q And

25:41

that makes so sense, so much. A.B. Yeah,

25:43

yeah, harder. Q It's

25:45

not weird. It's not out of it. A.B.

25:48

Harder. Q And

25:51

also with tobacco, that's like quite a sacred

25:53

plant to them. So they use it, they

25:55

put like kind of like Aboriginals as well,

25:57

use it and they offer it up to the

26:00

ground. gods and Izzy who

26:02

we took over as our extra guitarist,

26:04

he smokes anyway, so he's like oh

26:07

yes. And

26:11

then, and he's like okay just, well we're

26:13

going to this cave, this is, it's a

26:15

portal to another realm, this place. So

26:18

we've got to go over these rocks, watch out for

26:20

Mojave greens which are I think one of the most

26:22

poisonous snakes in the States.

26:24

We're like oh shit. It's getting dark. It's

26:27

getting dark, so we've got our torches and

26:29

our phone lights and

26:31

I'm a diver, like I'm a scuba diver.

26:34

I'm a scuba diver, so I was like, it was like

26:36

I was looking for craze but trying to stay away from

26:38

them under all the rocks. And

26:41

then we finally get up to this cave and then

26:43

he's like okay it's a bit of a squash in

26:45

there, we can only fit three people at a time.

26:48

So me, the doctor and Trey, my drummer,

26:50

we crawl into this space and

26:53

we kind of open up into this little cave and

26:55

there's about a 40 foot drop into a bigger cavern

26:58

but we're sitting on this thing and he says look

27:00

up on the roof and we just look up and see

27:03

all this art that's, I

27:05

think it's thousands of years old from his

27:07

ancestors and he starts explaining

27:09

it and then he plays a song,

27:12

what is it called?

27:14

The hummingbird song and he's like

27:17

oh yeah. And he's like do

27:19

you want to offer a song? And

27:22

the first song that popped in

27:24

my head was Kaurite Arohae Oh!

27:28

And it was a pretty quiet day that

27:31

whole day but it went

27:33

even quieter, like it just went and

27:35

everyone standing outside, sitting outside said it

27:37

went silent, like all the insects stopped,

27:40

everything stopped. And as soon

27:42

as I finished this big gust of wind, I said

27:44

whoa! There's been no wind all

27:46

day. And then the doctor

27:48

says that's our ancestors. And I

27:50

was like yeah I believe that. This

27:53

is the morning shift. and

28:00

I'm broke and this is True News

28:03

For you... Nice

28:08

work. We have three news

28:10

stories to get through today. Sky News Australia

28:12

gets called out. 3,925

28:14

jobs set to be cut from the public sector as

28:19

the government's set to make savings.

28:21

Not really. And should tenants have

28:23

to scrub their wheelie bins? Interesting.

28:28

The first story that pricked me interesting.

28:32

Sky News first edition host Peter

28:35

Scevovich has apologized for his heavily

28:37

criticized interview with Northern Territory teenager

28:39

Keegan last week. I

28:43

saw this. Yeah, have you guys actually seen the

28:45

interview itself? Yeah, I wanted to punch his face

28:47

through the screen. I'm going to play that interview

28:49

for you. And I guess for those who haven't

28:51

heard it or seen it, Australia's

28:54

come to arms. I was like, they've all moved as

28:57

one to say Sky News. That's when he wasn't

28:59

on. So let me play the interview and then you

29:01

guys decide whether or not they should be. There's no

29:03

better one if Australia's come to arms. That's what I

29:06

was thinking. Look, someone else has

29:08

come out of the woodwork today. There is a claim

29:10

online that you stole a Polaris Ranger in a Polaris

29:12

Quad that you and your friends stole and damaged from

29:14

a business a few years back. First of all, is

29:16

that true? Yes. So

29:18

what happened? Ah,

29:21

we weren't thinking at the time. I was

29:24

still young at the age. And

29:28

yeah, they'd come up with the idea and

29:31

weren't thinking and just went with it. You

29:33

regret it? Yep, big time. So

29:36

with all this extra money of yours, might

29:38

you consider putting some of it back into

29:41

that business? The

29:44

business is closing

29:46

down actually. So they had

29:48

a pretty much ran out of money. OK.

29:53

Is there anything that you'd like to say to that business if

29:55

they're watching this morning? It's

30:02

a bit hard.

30:04

Bob Cavanaugh, I've finally done it. I'm richer,

30:08

sorry about your buggy. I wish

30:11

I could pay you back. Are

30:13

you sorry? Yeah, I'm

30:16

very sorry. Sorry

30:18

for you and your wife and

30:20

your business. Okay. Keegan

30:23

Payne, the $1 million fish win

30:25

it. Thank you for your time this morning. What's

30:29

the agenda? I

30:35

don't know, Sky News has come

30:37

out and apologized publicly. I think

30:40

they had their feet on their

30:42

behalf as well. I

30:45

think that the

30:47

candle was held to their feet. People were

30:49

outraged that they would take this young man's

30:52

prime moment, bring up something that happened, I think

30:54

it was three years in the past, almost

30:57

in the Gotcha moment for someone who

30:59

was a kid. He

31:02

was a kid. I

31:05

see this as a big moment for Australia because

31:07

the people who were commenting was all of

31:09

Australia. A lot of the rhetoric

31:11

around it was, would this have happened if

31:13

he wasn't an Aboriginal boy? Would

31:16

that kind of blasé comment have

31:18

come through? Just the whole idea

31:20

of Gotcha Media, mainstream Gotcha Media, is just

31:22

like, he's a kid, man. He's a kid, what are

31:24

you doing? In a

31:26

moment, with the entertainment story, for

31:29

those who are listening to that,

31:31

it's a million dollar fishing competition

31:33

where they tag the special, a

31:35

retag to a fish, and if they find it,

31:38

you win a million dollars. It's

31:43

to go that way, we all know that,

31:45

but for me, it's not actually about what

31:49

they do if he wasn't a young Aboriginal kid. It

31:52

is the subconscious that that man feels

31:54

that he has a right on a

31:58

network that he can do. he doesn't

32:00

actually own, that he's a colleague of, an

32:02

employer of, a news anchor

32:04

for, that the subconscious

32:07

belief that he has, that I can scold this

32:09

boy and take this wherever I want. Irrespective

32:12

of what

32:15

actually is the agenda here. We're having an

32:17

entertaining story. Okay,

32:20

we might not be news anchors,

32:22

but we've spoken to kids on

32:25

mainstream platforms, right? For other people. You

32:28

instinctively know, I want to make this

32:30

kid feel good. You can feel it.

32:32

You celebrate them. And

32:34

so it was just like, what a

32:36

douche. Anyway, Sky News Australia have issued

32:39

an apology. They have retracted. You cannot

32:41

find that video anywhere on their socials.

32:43

They had to rip it down pretty

32:46

damn quick. And for a network to,

32:48

I guess, have to do that, that

32:51

is massive because they have their own arrogance to

32:53

them. They'll be like, hey, we came

32:55

in the news, that's what we do. And that's

32:57

part of the news. But there were questions raised

32:59

about youth crime and whether or not you could

33:01

bring that to light on a mainstream platform as

33:03

well. Like legally, they were sitting in dodgy water

33:06

as well. And it just, I don't know, like

33:08

it is. It's a dark reminder. It's a big

33:10

reminder. And it's also a big flag for me

33:12

when it comes to Australian culture. Like for everyone

33:14

to jump in on it and be like, hang

33:16

on a sec. You don't know what

33:18

it is that can turn culture. You don't know what

33:20

it is, what moment it is that people are waiting

33:22

for. That could be just it. Man

33:25

sit on business, dude. Yes,

33:27

yes. Yeah. I thought we'd put

33:29

it a buggy. Yeah. Put

33:32

it a buggy. Moving through, the acts is falling

33:34

on public services and the public service

33:36

jobs. The major cuts are looming in

33:38

the next few weeks, last months ahead.

33:40

This is all in the effort for

33:42

the government to save money.

33:45

Apparently 3,925 rolls, stuff believe, have

33:48

been confirmed as being disestablished or

33:50

proposed to be disestablished. How

33:53

many? How many rows? And

33:56

the goal is to save money but they got a pay rise last month. The

33:59

Irony isn't lost on. the ah I do more

34:01

of a few in the that I had no

34:03

idea so he was. even though of public public

34:06

services there are like this the main ones that

34:08

we kind of or know. A bit

34:10

about right because Ministry Pacific People's was in

34:12

the news recently. Ah Ministry Primary Industries, Ministry

34:14

of Business Innovation and implement their open a

34:16

self explanatory Ministry of Health, Ministry of Housing

34:19

and Urban Development Minister Justice Oldest one's things

34:21

like some the other ones that you might

34:23

not know so much about. I did a

34:25

little research since of in my boys since

34:27

was telling you this but a part of

34:30

the public services as collagen innovations which is

34:32

of a the people who are looking i

34:34

guess in charge of of funds for innovative

34:36

companies. With a New Zealand such you've got

34:38

a great business ideas. They. To

34:40

the people of like we love that we

34:42

can you funding that of us Are they

34:44

going to lose people out of the jobs

34:47

and the Commerce Commission? They can be losing

34:49

some commerce commission. Other people are responsible for

34:51

enforcing legislation that relates at competitions and supermarkets.

34:53

Those kinds of things making sure that we

34:55

will get a good deal. They going to

34:57

be losing people out of the jobs Crown

34:59

Law Office This is basically the the people

35:01

who ah will put you in prison or

35:03

the the crown there on the crowd sizes

35:05

I've You know maybe some people will be

35:07

happy that they're losing some people out a

35:09

job stock customs so. Custom services they

35:11

the bad the border control

35:14

people department com/our conversation conversation

35:16

that about. The

35:19

doctor stop to I'm referring to bag and

35:21

to lose am I gonna lose some work

35:23

as they are the people who look after

35:25

our parks night have a fever pitch control

35:27

or they kind of stuff or department of

35:29

internal affairs people will be gone Passports, citizens

35:31

and birth. Did the marriages registration all those

35:34

kind of vague in to be losing paypal

35:36

three orders is completely gone wrong order that

35:38

the people who are in charge of homes

35:40

and communities. Are when it comes the rehousing

35:42

land of my Zealand like the list goes

35:44

on. have a job well for this. Plenty

35:47

of people who did work for these government

35:49

apartments but they are clearing a lot of

35:51

people out of these jobs. Detroit free up

35:53

some money Fit The has been an argument

35:55

that they're out there are people. That.

35:58

It's over. and it is done Yeah. For

36:00

certain jobs. But again, this is how we don't know.

36:03

So we can, I guess we can

36:05

say that they've got to pay rise, but look, they're cutting

36:07

jobs. But separate to the pay

36:09

rise point is that potentially some of the cuts

36:12

actually need to be made. However, in some of

36:15

those, particularly where my friends have worked,

36:17

where they're hearing orangatamari-ki

36:20

and things like that, I'm hearing,

36:22

it's very sad that they're

36:24

already understaffed, under-resourced, they're already, and they're getting

36:27

job cuts. I would imagine as a worker

36:29

there too, it would feel like you're supposed

36:31

to be one team. But

36:33

in normal, there's a segregation between the two because

36:35

we're all fighting for the people. We're all doing the right thing.

36:38

We're one team, but hold on. We're losing our jobs, and you're

36:40

going to pay it? Yeah, I think it's just bad

36:42

optics. But I'm with you,

36:44

Jordan, in the sense that we don't really know who's

36:47

doing what in all of these jobs and whether all

36:49

those people need to have their jobs. And from the

36:51

outside looking in, you can only assume that

36:53

that's the case. The biggest hit is rumored

36:55

to be in the Ministry of Education, which

36:57

I don't need to explain what they're about.

37:00

Rumored 755 jobs are being

37:02

lost in that area. I would have thought it was a

37:04

good place to keep jobs. We don't, much of a, I

37:06

could be wrong on this, and I don't know where to

37:08

go with this conversation, but I don't think as

37:10

Kiwis, we're quite up

37:14

to date with, like,

37:16

our country struggles to generate money. We're

37:19

not very innovative. We

37:22

don't have, yeah, we're in

37:24

a bit of a sitch at the moment. So

37:26

the conversation then becomes, where

37:29

are we willing to make money? And

37:32

then obviously, if we're going, what they're trying to

37:34

do now is go back to mining, going back

37:36

to, and that, a lot of

37:38

us are saying, that's not the answer either. But

37:41

our economy is struggling. So it's a very hard

37:43

time for all of us, depending on where you

37:46

sit on the fence there, because we're all aware

37:48

that our economy needs money, we need

37:50

jobs, where do we get it from? How do

37:52

you guys feel about, this is completely random, but

37:55

they're looking to reinstall livestock exports.

37:58

So basically, the answer is yes. animals are alive

38:00

when they go on the boats and

38:02

we send them out rather than us doing

38:05

the butchering here and then sending them overseas as

38:07

carcasses. How do you feel about opening up that

38:09

tool? Because apparently it's more lucrative to send the

38:11

live animals over and this is just on the

38:13

point that you were saying before Jordan about how

38:15

we're looking we've got to make money. How do

38:17

we make money? Are we willing to make that

38:19

sacrifice on the animals behalf and do the animals

38:21

suffer? I'm interested to see how you feel because

38:23

when I hear that my moral compass is like

38:25

I would like it to be as

38:28

humane as possible for these animals and they're

38:30

already going through enough. If it's easier for

38:32

us to do whatever and they don't go

38:34

through any more pain then I'm I

38:36

would be pro that but you grew up on a farm and

38:39

that's also our number one export. So how do you feel about

38:41

it when you hear it? I'm indifferent

38:43

to it because growing up on a farm

38:45

you kind of just learn the not learn

38:47

but you you sense the circle

38:50

of life that there are some things

38:52

that happen that aren't necessarily the best

38:54

thing for the animals per se. That's

38:56

the easiest way to the far left. Totally.

39:00

Totally. So I understand it and I also understand that

39:03

sometimes you got to be thinking about what's best for

39:05

the country and blah blah blah but I do and

39:07

I have heard that the animals the the transportation of

39:09

the animals isn't the problem other than the fact that

39:11

sometimes you can lose a boat a boat could go

39:13

down and then all those animals drown.

39:17

But it's the treatment of the animals when

39:19

they reach another place. So let's say for

39:21

instance we were livestock was being

39:23

sent to China. Does China have the

39:25

same kind of protocols? Protocols as we have on

39:27

our farms or they all put in cages and

39:30

then you know used to breed and blah blah

39:32

blah. So that that's where I you know that's

39:34

out of my jurisdiction then and then now I'm

39:36

starting to make comment on someone else's culture and

39:38

how they run their country and I'm like okay

39:40

the lines drawn there. So in

39:42

New Zealand I feel like our animals

39:44

are pretty well looked after. There are restrictions you

39:46

can't do certain things with them and to them

39:49

and so we look after our own but

39:51

as soon as they get to another country that's

39:53

out of our jurisdiction like it's and that will

39:56

be. Where's the money gonna come from? To feed the

39:58

New Zealanders that are hungry. and

40:00

that's what we don't know. You know what I mean? Like it's...

40:03

It's the convos to have. And finally, should

40:05

tenants have to scrub their wheelie bins? Well,

40:07

this company seems to think so. A property

40:10

management company has raised eyebrows with its exclusive

40:12

list of cleaning tasks for tenants that

40:15

they have asked to be completed before

40:17

they leave a rental, including scrubbing your

40:20

wheelie bins. No, that's legit. You

40:23

got one with that? I think so. Scrub

40:25

your wheelie bin? Yeah, before

40:28

you go. Nah.

40:30

Yeah, I think... You're asking

40:33

way too much. This is a wheelie bin. But

40:35

it was your rubbish, isn't it? But

40:38

it's outside. Yeah, scrub it

40:40

outside. What for? It's out. Like, it just

40:42

makes no sense. It's a waste of time.

40:46

Why would you do this? Of all

40:48

the stories we've made today, I love that this is the

40:50

one you're passionate about, Brooke. This

40:53

makes no sense. It's outside where it should be.

40:55

It's not hurting anybody. Brooke just revered a lot

40:57

that he doesn't understand yet. No,

40:59

I do, but I don't know. I was so on board with

41:01

like... This is cool.

41:04

No, leave it as is, Brooke. Bigger fish to fry

41:06

out there than worried about. Oh, you heard it from

41:08

Brooke? I agree with him. I'll agree with him then.

41:10

Fine. This is out to you,

41:12

exclusive property management. Don't let Brooke take one

41:15

of your properties. Oh, yeah, yeah. Bloody Ethan.

41:18

I'm Jordan. And I'm Brooke. That's Mark. And

41:20

that was True News... For you! That...

41:26

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41:32

A reminder that we have our SUS

41:34

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41:37

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41:39

And this month, we were learning about

41:41

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41:43

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41:45

what they are, how you get them,

41:47

mortgage brokers. It was a

41:50

good fun conversation. I learnt plenty from it. I wish

41:52

that I had... Just out of the days,

41:54

you go to hell, see, we get it. I

41:56

feel bad about that. You worked hard. You saved up.

41:58

And I loved you for it. Goodbye. I

42:00

wish I knew this before this I wish I

42:02

had heard everything that he had to say before I went to buying

42:05

house because he is Well, that's where I come

42:07

in When

42:09

I buy my house, I'm gonna go shopping I'm

42:12

gonna Remember what the

42:15

main goal is what the main thing is and

42:18

I'm gonna cheat on all those banks and get

42:20

away my brother See the way I just to

42:22

wet the whistle He attempted to have a little

42:24

the whole thing We are running this series with

42:27

sorta.org.nz to get ourselves better with money and to

42:29

help others who may listen It ain't a

42:31

boring mouse class to take a listen. Here's

42:33

a snippet asking your questions to Tom That's

42:35

right. Not just our questions. The shifters sent

42:37

their questions in as well and

42:39

here are a few of them This is from OG

42:41

munchkin. What a name Please

42:44

please explore lending surrounding kitset and

42:47

rebuilt homes. Is there any any

42:50

ficado on that? Yes,

42:52

so in general

42:56

many lenders will not lend on

42:58

a home that is not that

43:01

can be transported or Moved

43:04

like that like it needs to be

43:06

stationary and in the ground. So then

43:08

it gets a little bit So

43:11

it gets harder than the end of those tiles

43:13

of homes. So why they're so cheap to make

43:15

in there great They

43:19

They the house always wins right? It's

43:23

actually not about how to be If

43:26

you think about it, it's a completely different product

43:28

I notice sometimes they treat them a little even

43:30

more like vehicles because they're they're like the tiny

43:32

houses and things like that and or There

43:36

are other ways you can borrow in order in

43:39

order to pay and pay for those then

43:41

then a mortgage. Okay Cool

43:43

next question for traditional mortgage.

43:45

Hey, Jamelia Sorry

43:48

from Jamelia outline the difference between a home

43:50

loan scheme and a first home loan

43:52

grant, please Yeah, happy

43:55

to do that. So these are two

43:57

different programs that were that come through

44:00

Kangaora and you can go

44:02

to their website to learn more. First

44:05

Loan Scheme is the one that we

44:08

touched on before where it's a government program

44:10

that allows you to have a lower deposit

44:12

for 5% and borrow up

44:14

95%. So that

44:16

gets you on the housing ladder sooner.

44:19

You are borrowing more so it

44:21

is riskier. So you want to make

44:23

sure this is right for you but it allows people

44:26

to not have to wait as long and

44:28

to get as high of a deposit. There's

44:32

a bunch of pre-ricks that come with that one too. Yes,

44:35

it's not available for everyone. There

44:37

are income levels that used

44:40

to be house price levels. So

44:42

you need to check your eligibility. The

44:44

grant is when you have been in KiwiSaver

44:46

for at least 3 years and you can

44:48

get a grant from

44:52

the government in order to help you get

44:54

on that housing ladder. So

44:56

you can get up to $5,000 if you're

44:59

buying an existing home but up to $10,000 if you're building

45:06

a new home. These

45:08

are grants that the government wants to build new

45:10

homes. We have a housing shortage here and so

45:12

these grants are there to help people. And that's

45:14

per person, per borrower. So for example, if you're

45:17

there with your partner, you could get up to

45:19

$20,000 if you're building

45:22

a new home if you've been in KiwiSaver say for 5 years.

45:25

Wow. Okay, so it's worth looking

45:27

at these programs. I'm really glad we were able to

45:30

cover that. Love that. Chloe Rieberti said,

45:32

and he just got the text, so this

45:34

will be a quick one, how to calculate whether fixed or

45:36

floating is better. So would you go

45:38

to your bank and talk? Would you use the tools

45:40

from Sword Art as well? Yeah. Can

45:43

be a mix. Again, I always want to bring us back

45:45

to what we're trying to achieve. We're trying to

45:47

make this whole process cheaper

45:51

for us over time. So if splitting your

45:53

mortgage will do that, has you paying less

45:56

in interest? And again, you can see it

45:58

on our calculator or other mortgage. calculate

46:00

is out there then it sums up if it's

46:02

not doing that for example on that

46:05

variable rate if you're just paying that variable

46:07

rate all the time and not flowing extra

46:09

money towards it which is the strategy in

46:11

order to pay less to interest if you're

46:13

not able to do that then maybe splitting

46:15

is not the thing for you the

46:18

objective is to pay less in interest

46:20

if we are great and

46:22

finish the mortgage earlier the

46:24

more we can do that the better okay

46:26

great that these are really good there's only a

46:28

few more I know this is a loaded question

46:30

Nikita asked how to pay

46:32

more money on principal instead of paying crazy amounts

46:35

in interest so

46:37

the thing about a mortgage is we have

46:40

steady payments over many decades pretty much

46:42

right they can fluctuate a bit by

46:45

interest rate and all that but what

46:47

happens in a mortgage and you can

46:49

see this on our calculator is at

46:51

the beginning of the mortgage when you're

46:53

starting off most of that money is

46:55

going towards interest and not towards

46:57

principal which is the amount you borrowed to

46:59

repay it towards the end

47:01

of the mortgage you are paying much

47:03

more towards principal and bringing it right

47:05

down and much less towards interest so

47:07

that's the way mortgages work

47:10

that's the way they amortize over time

47:12

her question how to pay less in

47:15

interest it's every time you make a

47:17

repayment and you make that extra repayment

47:19

it goes towards interest and retires that

47:22

amount over time much more

47:24

quickly and you'll be able to see how

47:26

much you save if you look on our

47:28

tool for example how much you save in

47:30

interest because you're flowing that extra money right

47:32

at it it's a think of it like

47:34

a fire hose you're just shooting

47:36

at and putting out that fire there over time

47:38

you want to you want to put it out

47:40

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47:42

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47:44

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you're still rocking with us. Hey, on

50:45

your men's den today, I came across

50:47

this piece of audio on socials, but it just hit

50:50

me like a ton of brick. And it's just talking

50:52

about perspective and understanding of maybe

50:54

where you are and where someone else is. But

50:58

also on a day-to-day basis, just how full

51:00

other people's cups are. And

51:02

just having a little bit of understanding. I like this. Here is

51:04

the piece of audio that I want to play out for you

51:06

guys today. If you don't live with your child, right? So I'm

51:09

a man that doesn't live with my child 24-7. So

51:11

say I wake up and this is my energy

51:13

level. I

51:16

can go gym. I get rid of

51:18

some of my energy gun gym. I might go

51:20

link my peoples. I might go work. I

51:22

might go and link a girl. I've

51:25

poured out that much. I've got

51:27

maybe that much left in me. I

51:31

can now decide, do I want to go

51:33

and see my child? Do I want to

51:35

help out additionally? That is a choice, right?

51:37

My child's mum, from the moment she

51:39

wakes up, she's pouring into my child's room. Have

51:42

they eaten? Are they dressed? Have

51:44

they washed, washed their teeth, went to school?

51:48

I need to pick them up from school. So now

51:50

my child's mum has this much energy because that's gone

51:52

in the child. Now out of this,

51:54

if she decides to go to gym, do

51:56

whatever, she's still depleting herself. How

51:59

am I going to kick her? first when

52:01

she looked after my child and now she's

52:03

looking after us. Nobody's taking that into consideration.

52:05

This is why I'm saying you have to

52:07

look at things differently. If your child's mum

52:09

is now looking after herself with this little

52:11

bit of energy she's got left after looking

52:13

after your child but you was able to

52:15

look after yourself first and then look after

52:17

your child. Yeah that's the

52:19

reason why we flip. As soon as you say anything that

52:21

pertains to anything that makes us feel like you're like

52:24

saying something against what we're doing with the child we're

52:26

literally will jump into fight. Honestly

52:30

when I watched that

52:32

yesterday for obviously the very first time, there

52:34

was a light bulb, there was a switch

52:37

and I felt like up until I was

52:39

watching that that I was such

52:41

an attentive proactive

52:44

dad but just

52:46

watching that and listening to that I

52:50

had to agree with I was on the other side and my

52:54

son's mother is probably starting the

52:56

day later than I am every single time because she's

52:59

just such an amazing mum and I don't know if anyone

53:01

else needed to hear that or just put

53:03

things into perspective but I heard that and I was like okay

53:06

I gotta be better. This

53:09

chat I want us to consider a few things

53:11

because people who are listening to this chat now

53:13

like depending on their circumstance

53:15

and what we just heard on that

53:17

audio is a man that

53:19

is clearly willing to offer

53:23

a perspective that is important in the context

53:25

of what he's talking about but I know

53:27

some dads will heard that now and they

53:30

don't have access to their son and they're

53:32

paying a certain amount of child support they

53:34

don't feel like they

53:36

would they would like to have

53:39

the opportunity and these are these are two separate things.

53:41

I want to I want

53:43

to almost like just be able to unpack

53:46

this a little bit. I heard that and I was

53:48

like man that that is so true and I think

53:50

when I I'm not someone

53:53

who's able to we we share our son

53:55

and I

53:57

think the best part working for us is that we we

54:00

make it work to each other's schedules. Like if

54:03

I said, hey, I got this thing coming up,

54:05

you know, and she hits me up

54:07

if there's something. And we

54:10

have an amazing co-parenting relationship.

54:13

But when I first became

54:15

a dad, I felt

54:17

like, I might not have worded it like

54:19

as well as this guy said, but there

54:21

was something instinctively I knew about me, about

54:23

how tired, like putting my son to bed,

54:25

like being around, I was like, this is

54:28

so difficult. This is so hard. I

54:30

just knew like, it don't matter

54:32

what little things might annoy me. And there haven't

54:34

been a lot to be honest. My child's mum,

54:36

she's a great mum, like there, but he needs

54:38

like little niggles. It's always like for me, Trump,

54:43

but she got him like that, you know what

54:45

I mean? Like she, I fully

54:47

concur with this. But

54:49

I think if you are hearing that

54:51

through a

54:55

different lens based on whatever your situation, that

54:59

guy just said can still exist. You know

55:01

what I mean? Like, but

55:03

I think I'm struggling in our process

55:06

now because we had a message come

55:08

through around just

55:10

in terms of co-parenting

55:12

and how much a

55:14

dad was given for child

55:16

support, him

55:19

wanting to be in that life. And

55:21

I just, it's a bit of

55:24

a separate point, but I just want to

55:26

say like, please, like if mums and dads,

55:28

can we please get to a point where

55:30

the courts are the courts, but

55:35

can we revisit a conversation that

55:37

can work for both of you? Cause

55:40

I think it's so important, you know,

55:42

like my heart breaks it. I

55:46

mean, Brooke, you and I, like we've got a, we

55:50

don't stress about this stuff, but like kids

55:53

and time and things

55:55

that really people are struggling with, you

55:58

know what I mean? So. I

56:00

don't know where I'm going with this. I just wanted

56:02

to say it I guess. I...

56:05

yeah. I think that

56:07

takes me all the way back to even

56:11

when women are pregnant, right?

56:13

Like the journey and

56:15

the amount of energy and even sustenance that's

56:17

taken from the woman's body to create the

56:19

child. Like as

56:21

guys, as soon as I heard

56:24

that, the amount of sacrifice that our

56:27

girls make on our behalf so that we

56:29

are all blessed with this child, it starts

56:31

very, very quickly. And

56:35

for me, I took some heat

56:37

the other week on the SNP conversation. And

56:39

you know, I think, yeah,

56:42

it's... there

56:44

is a genuine switch that happened in

56:46

my mind when Ava was

56:48

born. And I saw what my wife went

56:51

through and I thought to myself, man,

56:53

the amount of sacrifice from just

56:56

even before the baby is born is so much. And

56:58

then the least I can do,

57:01

the least I can do

57:03

is stop thinking about myself for this moment

57:05

and getting gas. Now, this is my story.

57:07

I'm not suggesting this to be the case

57:09

for anybody else. But for me personally, I

57:12

saw the sacrifice that my wife went through

57:14

over the time of the pregnancy. And

57:17

when Ava was born, I was like,

57:20

OK, now it's my turn to step

57:22

up. Turns out she didn't like having bottles. So

57:24

she was... I had very little I could do,

57:26

but other than be there to support and try

57:29

and I guess nurse some energy

57:31

back into my wife so that she could

57:33

still be herself was important to me. But

57:36

yeah, it's... yeah.

57:39

We just got to know that that's

57:41

what's going on within

57:43

our partners' lives. And that's a cool thing

57:46

to be reminded of. Thank you, Brooke. Yeah,

57:48

I guess that's one of those... it

57:50

may not be for you today, but I'm sure there are

57:52

some people, there's a couple of people out there that may

57:54

have heard that and were like, oh yeah. Well, I can

57:56

take stuff out of that. And it's 12 years old. Like

57:58

I know that when it comes... of the school

58:01

calendars, I'm terrible. I'll turn

58:03

up and do what I have to do, but

58:05

I'm reminded by my wife and then I have

58:07

to remember too that she's got her own job

58:09

and she's doing her own things and the amount

58:11

of energy that it takes to organise not only

58:13

her calendar but my calendar and the kids calendar

58:15

like it's a lot. So even from that little

58:17

piece of audio, it's a stark reminder just how

58:19

much energy is used into

58:23

bringing up kids properly. Also, just on closing,

58:25

just in case anyone forgot, it's

58:27

Mother's Day, okay? It's coming up this Sunday. Oh, I

58:29

see what you did there. Sunday!

58:32

Sunday. Double check that actually. Yeah, it is. 15,

58:35

15. We got it coming. Oh, that's all

58:37

I have for me today but. Just

58:40

a reminder that to wrap that up. Thank you. That

58:43

is the show guys. Yeah man. Check out your people.

58:45

Love you guys, see you tomorrow. This is the

58:47

show. Let's

59:18

get it.