0:01

Jaden. Jaden.

0:04

What's up Jaden? What's up Jaden?

0:06

Hey the connotation for churr. That's

0:09

like a good connotation right? What's

0:11

up? There's good attachments there. Churr-mist

0:15

warehouse. That's

0:18

not bad. That's where I would like you to go

0:20

this weekend family. Because when you go there you can

0:22

get some gummies. Not the gummies you guys want. The

0:25

collagen beauty gummies. Oh we want them. And we can

0:27

get them? Churr-mist warehouse. That's

0:29

Churr-mist warehouse. That's Churr-mist warehouse.

0:31

Yeah. Crowd sponsors of the

0:34

morning shift. Rolling with

0:36

Churr-mist warehouse. Let's

0:39

push. Give me some. Let's

0:42

go. Never fold. Ten toes

0:44

down baby. You know who it is.

0:46

I'm trying to be like you. Not

0:48

a chush. It's too late to turn

0:51

back now. With our morning shift. Now

0:53

what about you now media? Let's

1:26

push. Say no more. Take

1:28

your shoes off at the door. Everything you want. Nothing. You don't

1:30

have real people real talk. And we ain't number one in the

1:32

child's. Hopefully we're number one in your house.

1:34

Let's get it get it Friday. If

1:38

you say so boss man. It's

1:40

Friday. It's mother

1:42

sucking Friday. It is. And it's a couple

1:44

days out from mother's day as well family.

1:47

Hey what is on the show today? How

1:49

badly did you get mocked? Actually mother sucking's

1:51

crazy. Hang on. I

1:53

was just trying not to swear. I was just

1:55

trying not to swear. You know it ain't no.

1:57

Yeah it might. Sorry about that.

2:00

How badly did you get mocked because I watched the

2:02

song greatest roast of all time if he got some

2:04

good ones That's a good special. It's really good special.

2:06

I was impressed with how far they went the writers

2:08

were riding on that one Yeah, it was a good

2:10

one So we're gonna talk about how badly you got

2:12

mocked on the show Jordan what you got for us

2:14

today I let's settle the age-old debate.

2:17

Should we pay it forward to our kids? Should

2:19

we pay it forward to our kids? Okay, I'm back

2:21

and mark you're gonna break down this rugby game that's

2:23

going on tomorrow Hurricane boy, it's

2:26

not even that though rugby has a showcase

2:28

pieces coming up this weekend It's super rugby

2:30

and of course black food taking on USA

2:32

We got a lot of talk about so

2:34

who would be the greatest all-time? Team

2:37

first team when it came to the blues

2:40

first by hurricanes Well,

2:44

who you got Cullen who else Will

2:47

find out Oh

2:52

Let me just chill for a second Okay, all of

2:54

that and a bag of chips and mark were going

2:56

to slow it down at the very end of the

2:58

show So make sure you hang around for that as

3:00

well find it But we always start the show with

3:02

an absolute boy and mark you have those honors because

3:04

it is a friday I do indeed now, uh, you

3:07

know, we are all about ai helping us at the

3:09

moment And uh, I got a message. It was a

3:11

birthday message from a good friend Her name is well,

3:13

not my good friend, but these two guys good friends

3:15

This is brianna lamb who sent me through a

3:17

message about her friend who's turning 24

3:21

Over the uh today today. It's good.

3:23

I've actually sent you guys the lyrics

3:26

Um because I feel like we could probably

3:28

sing along to this ai track I put

3:30

the request through ai right and here's a

3:32

chance for us now to to be able

3:34

to sing altogether Uh, this

3:37

is called. I can't wait we shift together

3:39

with a vibe a birthday shout out. It

3:41

is 60s soul That was a new quarter

3:43

shout out. Um, and so this is what

3:46

ai has spat out here we go Hey,

3:55

I ain't mad at this Three

4:02

months since is now

4:04

says. I.

5:08

Love you know the palmas our pumping

5:10

It's not as not the not the bible

5:13

says when the there was half how can

5:15

I go live the eyes I guess I

5:17

have be twenty fourth birthday and are you

5:20

going to define family or what you're

5:22

ever in Australia Bugs are we will fame

5:24

and we're all celebrating you for it's a

5:26

sudden happy birthday believe a I says that

5:28

sounds like a family and existence that's

5:31

amazing I all about not too much as

5:33

of me around three minutes sets I really

5:35

not as not Mad Dog Licks I feel

5:37

like we really. Put massive even into

5:39

a on of of area. has over

5:41

three minutes and forty seven hours and

5:44

present. Ideally how are we going A

5:46

voice is going on. Are we going

5:48

good? I have my but one for

5:50

Mother's Day. Fragrance. From.

5:52

As they are. Of. Them as we

5:54

have a feeling. I. Ended up

5:56

going with your door. To. on

5:58

his resume iran deal The

6:01

thing I like about this fragrance

6:03

is it's often with female

6:07

scents. Sometimes

6:10

you can get it wrong and some fragrances just

6:12

feel like they smell old. Okay, I'm not trying

6:14

to say. No, that's a critique we can make

6:16

about boobies. This

6:18

smells mature but it doesn't smell old.

6:20

You know what I mean? Like this is a great

6:22

fragrance. Oh, shut up. I'll just shut

6:25

up. You need some water? Okay, shut up.

6:28

So off the post. I've

6:30

picked out a winner. Congratulations

6:32

to Chequita Hona. You're

6:35

telling me Chequita is going to be wearing Godot.

6:37

Chequita Hona is going to be wearing Jadore. Her

6:39

comment was nice. Well, I'd like to nominate myself

6:42

and thank myself for being the best I can

6:44

for all the millions of kids I have. I'm

6:46

in it. Hell yeah. And

6:49

that's no slight to any other comments. I loved reading all

6:51

of those but I just thought that was

6:53

straight up the guts. Run us straight. Chequita

6:55

Hona, that's all yours. Beautiful. Chequita Hona is

6:57

a famous warehouse for allowing us to

7:00

give to your mums and remember Mother's Day

7:02

this Sunday. Yes, I love that. Sorry,

7:04

I have one more chicken boys before you guys

7:07

go. This Saturday if you live in Tamaki Mikoto,

7:09

tomorrow and Sunday but tomorrow is the

7:13

competitive side is the Okonkapaak

7:15

original and it's that Spark

7:17

Arena. Oh really? It's that Spark Arena. I'm

7:20

going to be my partner's cousin

7:23

who stays with us, performs for Angi 2. So

7:25

I'm going to be watching them. Minatou

7:27

Manako, previous champs from a couple years back,

7:30

they're performing two in the afternoon but I'm

7:32

going to be there from 12 o'clock onwards. The

7:35

best part is they're allowing you so long as

7:37

non-commercial food so not like bringing takeaways in. You

7:39

can pack your own lunch, bring the chili bun

7:41

in, bring a lunch box in for the kids.

7:44

Pack a lunch, you can go

7:46

on in and sit up and

7:48

watch an amazing day of cultural

7:50

excellence. Yeah, Kapaka Regionals for Auckland.

7:53

Love that. We'll see you next week

7:55

on their Mother's Day. This is the warden

7:57

time. It's the excess. It probably goes in our favour

7:59

where you don't actually... partner you guys both have partners

8:02

you also both have mother's love well

8:05

let's not put those two together you have mothers and

8:08

yeah sorry who's the first

8:11

person you should visit a mother's day you

8:15

know I'm safe

8:17

on this one look at you just trying to

8:19

start a raucous because I was wondering I was

8:21

thinking to myself because I'm like well if

8:23

we're going on how who's the first

8:25

person you should um you should hold on

8:28

you should like visit or

8:30

you should do something for okay

8:32

if you know here's the case I'm gonna put it down in front

8:34

of you for some reason you guys are you

8:36

flew back into Auckland so you didn't wake up with

8:38

your partner now your choice is I go to see my

8:41

partner first like I see my mum first where

8:44

you going oh

8:46

I probably was mum it's my partner first

8:49

she's got a lot more mother's days left in but for me it's

8:55

like your my mum would understand that

8:58

does she does I've had this conversation I'll

9:00

trust me in these deeps in these deeps

9:02

hey you know my partner would

9:09

want me to go see my mum first yeah it

9:11

was down hey

9:17

happy mother's day don't let us get you

9:19

in trouble and we also are aware that

9:21

sometimes for those who have lost their mom it's not

9:23

always the happiest weekend with the knowledge that to those

9:26

who've lost their mum our condolences

9:28

and our house always with those

9:30

people as well without without doubt let's

9:33

get into daily bread that's

9:36

right guys daily bread breaking bread

9:38

with the news of

9:41

today and today is May

9:43

10th that is 131 days deep into the year 235

9:45

left to get her done it's fantastic

9:50

Friday today fantastic

9:53

celebrating sharks oh

9:55

yeah no no we should celebrate

9:59

sharks They demonized quite, quite... They

10:02

get a bad rap. Yeah, they get a bad rap. Like

10:04

we're in their ocean swimming around. Imagine

10:06

what they put Starblock on us. And

10:09

they're not helpful when, you know, movies like Jaws

10:11

came out and then was like, AHH! You know?

10:13

They've been sharks most of the world.

10:15

Like, yeah, I feel like, yeah, if we weren't

10:17

in their ocean, we'd probably... But

10:19

hey, happy, fantastic Friday. It's also

10:21

Trust Your Intuition Day, which is probably... Ooh,

10:23

I like that day. Which

10:25

fits quite nicely with Fantastic Friday. When's the last time

10:27

you guys trusted your intuition and you were alright, and

10:30

it served you? What

10:32

are we doing every day, bye-bye? What are we doing? That's

10:34

not really intuition. It was kinda like 1 plus 1 is

10:36

2, you know what I mean? It's

10:39

easy to say that now. Intuition's great. Sorry.

10:41

And finally, it is... International

10:45

Day Without Your Shoes on Day. Oh, I ain't

10:47

got no shoes on today. Oh, that's just New

10:49

Zealand. That's just what Ben Keevy's about. Here it is.

10:52

There's his foot. Come on. He's

10:54

showing it on camera. I got him, man. I got him. Yeah.

10:56

So happy Day Without Shoes Day today. That

10:59

just reminded me, I went to the gym with Prox the

11:01

other day because I was doing legs, so a lot of

11:03

the exercises, you kinda do it with your socks on, so

11:05

you know, more of a flat surface. And

11:08

I got told off because I should have had covered toes. Oh,

11:10

yeah. But the dude who told me off,

11:12

and also I wasn't having a go, he's

11:14

just safety regulations, but he was wearing those

11:16

toe shoes that are basically like

11:19

socks for shoes. Oh, yeah. And

11:21

I was just looking at his shoes, and I was like... Bro,

11:24

they bustled around. And I was

11:26

like, brother, if a weight falls on your

11:28

shoe, brother, it's covered, but it's gonna make you

11:30

a totally brother. Like,

11:32

what you coming at my crocs for, brother? Anyway,

11:35

I find this interesting. My Daily Bread, I got a couple

11:37

today. A movie called

11:39

100 Years was actually filmed in 2015, but won't be

11:42

released until 2,115, so 100 years from now. And

11:51

it has that actor John Malkovich. Oh,

11:54

wow. He was in Three Musketeers. That's

11:56

a bad... I love that movie, though. That's a bad

11:58

movie. What does

12:00

he read? I love musketeer movies though, and

12:02

so I remember him up there. He's famous

12:04

Brooke. He's in red He's a red. That's

12:07

a bad one too. He's in better movies

12:10

It's not bad. You know the one though it yeah,

12:12

that's pretty good, but I thought that we nailed it

12:14

It's quite interesting like no one will be alive apparently

12:16

though that might not be true this technology being made

12:19

that um Might

12:21

get us to like 150 200 years though pushing it up I

12:25

don't know if I want to be if I was

12:27

healthy. I'd be fine with that Yeah,

12:29

if it was sweet like you and actually like Like

12:32

the stuff this they sang is in the cover things

12:34

that they know now we'll talk about it next week

12:37

But like if there was actually like why can't we

12:39

talk about it though about what covered like we could

12:41

talk about it No

12:43

one shutting you down Sure,

12:46

I'll end it. I'll end with that next week

12:48

show about to get crazy and the most safest

12:51

respectful way You

12:54

know that's all I had today. That's all I had today My

12:57

daily brief for today There's a process under hot water and he's

12:59

probably gonna make his way to jail because he spent $40,000

13:02

with church funds in hot water not under

13:05

Both but maybe I could be under

13:07

just a little bit just enough to like

13:09

be like need a breath gonna hers What did he do? He

13:11

stole money? He stole money in his pink for it. I don't

13:14

laugh. Sorry I don't love but he's been $40,000 on Candy Crush

13:18

Hahahahaha Bro

13:20

he's been no sorry he's been over

13:23

$40,000 with debt Bro don't tell him

13:25

about Leeba And money Don't let him

13:27

learn Beeba He gonna have all

13:29

the emote Bro he powered up the whole way

13:32

through there bro he mastered it You know

13:34

what's funny is I can see how From

13:40

zero to a hundred what he would have felt really

13:42

bad, but the hundred to a thousand is just The

13:45

black hole age we hate now and

13:47

then the thousand of 40 K's just like no shit I

13:49

have no fun And

13:52

then we already hit now. Let's look out my

13:54

brain even whoo. He must want everything by your

13:56

$40,000 to this priest He

14:00

also stole a little bit more money and gave

14:02

it to his granddaughter. So... It wasn't... That's not

14:04

as bad! It's not as bad! You know? It's

14:06

not as bad! Alright! We're stealing spades! Alright! We're

14:08

gonna spend money on 40,000 and he's gonna spend

14:10

40,000 on the candy cross. Alright guys, that is

14:12

daily bread! Breaking bread! With the news of

14:15

today! This is

14:17

the morning shift. Rugby

14:21

has its big day in the sun on

14:23

Saturday, Fano. X-Boons vs.

14:25

USA at FMG Stadium. Hell yes! Three exciting

14:27

young players are in line... Sorry, I just

14:29

literally copied and pasted this bit so it

14:31

will sound like a bit of a read.

14:33

But three exciting young players are in line

14:35

to make their International Day Boo. And

14:39

we congratulate them. It is Mama, Mauna,

14:42

Bapulu, the diligent halfback

14:44

Maya Joseph, and she'll be

14:46

in the starting 15. And of course,

14:48

Hannah King will be coming

14:50

off the bench in first five. Now that's happening.

14:52

Nice! If you want to go FMG

14:55

Stadium, check out the tickets at

14:57

blackmoons.com. On the flip

14:59

side, in Super Rugby, we have the

15:01

clash for capital. It just

15:04

so happens that this season, at

15:06

Eden Park, it will be the two

15:09

top teams who are taking each other

15:11

on. Gentlemen, what also happens is, both

15:14

of you have alliances to both these squads. Oh, it's

15:16

hurricanes all day baby! Jordan loves

15:18

the Blues, Auckland born of bread... Forever.

15:22

A hurricane for Brooks. What I thought

15:24

I could do is run through the

15:26

best players from all time

15:29

of your squads. We

15:31

will decide who will win that match up.

15:35

And then we'll go through all the way down to 15 and

15:37

we'll find the ultimate squad, capital,

15:40

match for capital winner. Right. Stay

15:43

it away, Mama, stay it away. And I

15:46

want you guys to defend, not attack. Always.

15:50

And I want you to go through it. Alright, so number one. We

15:53

start with, for the Blues, Tony Woodcock. For

15:55

the Hurricanes, Mark Bullallen. Who

15:59

would win that match up? Yeah, we ain't doing it. I

16:01

don't want to start like that. I

16:03

understand. Can we? Bull Allen was a legend, you know

16:05

what I mean? Like, what

16:07

a personality on a culture basis. I mean, Bull

16:09

was cute, but Tony Woodcock. Tony Woodcock's the best

16:12

for the trip. Hey, is this the overall career,

16:14

or is this kind of like what they were

16:16

just doing? All Blacks and all that other stuff

16:18

kind of does. It's what they did in this

16:20

video. Let's make it short now. I'm

16:23

still going to say Woodcock. OK. That's 1-0

16:25

for the Blues. By the way, I just want to

16:27

say, Blues is taking this. I just want to say,

16:29

I can already I love that confidence. Number two, the

16:31

hooker position. Kevin Milamis for the

16:34

Blues. Finish it right there. Nah, Dane

16:36

Cole. Dane Cole's Hurricane. Change

16:38

the game. Dane Cole's changed the game around me. That's

16:40

not about what he did in the All Blacks jersey.

16:42

That's what he's done in the

16:44

provincial jersey. Yeah, so we talked to him. Right, let's

16:46

start talking chips. How many of you can make

16:49

me an Armageddon? Two. You see, he's two. He

16:51

got one. Two? He's got

16:53

one. He's got one more than I

16:55

thought he got. Yeah! Now we

16:57

went forward. We went for one. Go for

16:59

one. Kevin Milamis was the

17:01

man. Don't get me wrong. He was

17:04

like the backbow. We looked up to him. We idolized

17:06

him. Dane Cole's changed the game. Dane

17:08

Cole didn't get punched by Brendan Cannon in the face as well.

17:12

Exactly. Ow! I

17:14

mean, I just, OK. Look at

17:17

the hookers of Cole today. I just took his

17:19

offer over Milamis, but maybe I need to address

17:21

my bias here. I

17:23

ain't going to go on record and say it, but

17:26

I see the points that have been made. I

17:28

might have to lock in Cozy, man. He does

17:30

his thing in their black and yellow jersey too.

17:32

But I feel like Cozy had more better games

17:35

than all blacks jerseys than Hurricanes. And I feel

17:37

like Milamis can stand up. Milamis can stand up

17:39

against Cole in Blues vs. Hurricanes games. But there

17:41

was like a five-year period. Dane Cole was untouchable

17:43

for the Hurricanes. Are you scoring triads out on

17:46

the wing? You know what? And for the deciding

17:48

vote, I'm going to give this one to Dane Cole.

17:50

Come on, Cozy! It is one-all. Come on! You can't even

17:52

be mad at that either, Jordan. I'm not mad at that.

17:54

I respect Cozy. I was just, yeah. And

17:57

the number is Milamis. Milamis, I feel you. Samhain

18:00

walking walking I get it I get

18:02

it I get it everything okay okay

18:04

number three Olo brown verse

18:10

namir teolata bro

18:12

Olo brown come on

18:14

bro oh it ain't

18:16

no disrespect but I mean namir put

18:19

a few good games together but in that

18:21

jersey and in that in that jersey what

18:24

he did in that blues jersey I believe is more

18:27

credible than what namir did

18:29

in the hurricanes jersey I'm not not putting up a

18:31

fight this is gonna sound so bad I'm not not

18:33

putting up a fight for namir teolata because of what

18:35

he did I don't know enough about Olo brown Olo

18:37

brown come on Oli Oli

18:40

it's crazy he's getting the blue ice cream from any hangover

18:42

yeah Mike you made that call for me I'm gonna go

18:44

ahead and say Olo brown does that one Olo

18:47

brown with a haircut by the way

18:49

sorry there's no absolute respect us saying

18:51

anything totally everyone's story we don't

18:53

want no real smoke with no players I only

18:56

watch everyone that is mentioned

18:58

in the hurricanes all right

19:00

let's move on because this

19:03

is an interesting one come

19:05

on we have Patrick

19:07

Tuipolota taking

19:10

on Jeremy Thrush yeah

19:16

all right all right have a name or something you

19:18

have that one but shout out

19:20

to Jeremy Thrush though what you did he

19:22

was a bit of a cold figure down

19:24

there for a while man shout out to

19:26

Jeremy Thrush inside uh inside joke Patty's a

19:28

very good prince of broke if he went

19:30

against him they're very very very comfortable like

19:32

yeah they're close close all right then the

19:34

other locking position the other

19:37

locking position in the number five jersey we've got Ali

19:40

Williams versus

19:42

Jason Eaton that's the best

19:44

we had bro nah Michael

19:46

Satie a little yeah

19:48

we got a jump I'd put him over

19:51

who you just said Jason Eaton wasn't Jason

19:53

Eaton was an all-black he was a legend

19:55

Paul Tito brother Paul Tito matter I know

19:57

what they're doing it's what they do they're

19:59

workflows Their workload he got

20:01

a chip. He got a chip. No,

20:04

he didn't. That's our lock. I'm trying to help. I

20:06

mean Ali Williams Come on my guy. Come on. I

20:08

mean he got a little ring on the pinky You

20:11

know now gets a little flavorful out there that's not

20:13

good NFC by the way So that's the whole good

20:15

NFC who's your owners of that Ali? Now we're at

20:17

the jersey of the football. Give me a boost. Sorry.

20:19

Now we move to the very interesting positions Can I

20:21

just get a score update next? What are we at?

20:25

One to the blue one where did Andrew Blows play

20:28

Welcome. No, but was he a lost? Hey

20:31

hurricane fans go easy on me. Even you agree with

20:33

what was being put out here so far I know

20:35

I know mark we're gonna get passionate. I'm sorry. I

20:37

know I get this but you were gonna put flowers

20:40

where But I was just checking. Was

20:42

he a lock will he be the rule?

20:44

But does he belong in this? Yeah, no, but

20:46

just shout out to Andrew blows. All right Good

20:50

Okay, here we go into the

20:53

flanking position at blindside I give

20:55

you Jerome Verse

21:01

Jerry Collins And

21:11

we only doing what you did in provincial soon

21:15

Yeah, I'm out there for God Give

21:19

that thought back here from the jaws

21:21

of defeat. He said yes We

21:26

ain't going down like that I

21:31

need a winner gentlemen. I ain't

21:33

going past your I love never I'm going

21:35

about what it's about What's in the in

21:37

the canes jersey? Colin

21:40

sir, huh? Even Loomis even Loomis would you

21:43

got a stadium named after him in all

21:45

man? Baby,

21:48

wow All

21:52

right, gentlemen open side flanter

21:54

Michael Jones Are

22:00

you a A R V.

22:06

Of ice not even though of

22:08

a despicable did I say. But

22:11

we're doing is odd is obvious

22:13

that Nine Yards movies and a

22:15

boozy. And. A boozy know

22:17

how retain some no matter your that's

22:20

Dodgers are your own and by was

22:22

happening through the over susie of what's

22:24

odd is been going because.and you can't

22:26

man and a boozy idol was odd

22:28

he's done and how this is designed

22:31

to use the also a happy seaside

22:33

the already my pillow women have some

22:35

common late super rugby to come in

22:37

late and and mortgage on his career.

22:39

I. I know what

22:42

you're saying, but the gossip. Fertility.

22:44

Any sort of had suit. But. They

22:46

try the they allowed against saga but there were

22:48

no thrive. I have

22:51

to do. With person I hear all

22:53

the open hiatus they are in and me to

22:55

the phone or how if you look through my

22:57

now but I cannot bear pass on another has

22:59

a on sale iceman like. He

23:03

like was he was home and

23:05

this was a super hard isn't

23:07

it? odd man out Agree I

23:09

think everybody how are they. Just

23:14

as a joke or of when

23:16

we also score uptight women have

23:18

we made a vibe flies off

23:21

Rays will and a minute when

23:23

round out the Phillies have my

23:25

load into the number I listen

23:27

I give you Suzanne Brooks. Against.

23:32

Rod. Nice. We all know. From.

23:36

Them by the mama. It's.

23:44

Ah, He

23:49

just buses did it Says as a say

23:51

it broke that are but a lotta animals.

23:54

That. Are better my that anymore I

23:56

as as and then I said since

23:59

as ice. Rodney was dope though. Rodney

24:01

was dope though. Didn't they ain't got a chip? I'm

24:04

thinking about two. I'm just saying.

24:06

Rodney was dope. We

24:09

remember Rodney was dope. We need rings my boy. We

24:11

need rings. We need chips my boy. Let's go to

24:13

the halfbacks. Yeah you got that. For the Auckland Blues

24:15

I give you Steve Devine. We

24:17

already know who won this. And for the Hurricanes.

24:19

The leading tri-score in Super Rugby history. Most

24:22

games played like he got a chip himself. Oh

24:24

you don't want Petty Wepoo? You want TJ, Petty,

24:27

and I'm not locking TJ. It's my team. You

24:29

want Petty? It does. You want power.

24:31

I think Petty ever Steve

24:34

Devine. Sorry. I think

24:36

we can all agree. I

24:39

think we can all agree. Nah Steve

24:41

Devine as it is. TJ? TJ

24:43

come on. Hey what's their count?

24:45

What's their count? Oh my god. No we got

24:48

the same team. No shut up. No the hell

24:50

we don't. Yes we do. The hell we don't.

24:52

Yes we do. The first five or the ten

24:54

that the boys are referring to. King

24:57

Carlos for the Blues. Yep. Bowdoin

25:01

Barrett for the Hurricanes. It's

25:04

lost. Ok I'm going

25:07

to tell you why it's lost. He

25:10

got three rings. But

25:12

also in a game

25:14

that they needed to win against the Crusaders. He scored

25:16

a try in the corner that he then had to

25:18

kick. He gets to kick over

25:21

and flips the bird to the Canterbury

25:23

crowd. That is the coldest thing

25:26

I have ever seen someone

25:28

doing super rugby to this day. Three

25:32

chips. No matter who you think

25:34

is better. All

25:36

black career. What they went on to do. All

25:38

of that. Oh my god King Carlos takes it

25:40

at number ten. Thank you very much. Let's move

25:43

on. That's half out of time. I want

25:45

to tell about my. That's half out of

25:47

some of my other picks. But I had

25:50

to humble myself. This

25:52

is Bowdoin Barrett. Who like. He.

25:55

He came

25:58

and was such a wave. that

26:00

we've never seen before had to win two more

26:02

chips he was a player of the year and

26:04

I still think you might be right Jordan score

26:08

update Niggs we'll react what

26:10

how do I lose a Bodhi oh wait oh wait

26:12

that's getting that's getting you might take

26:14

it there how do I lose a Bodhi 6-4

26:18

6-4 to the Blues sorry Bodhi we're gonna have a scrap

26:20

about one of these backline numbers though sorry Bodhi we're about

26:22

to have a scrap about one of them let's head out

26:24

to the wing the number 11 jersey I give

26:27

you for the blues the

26:30

man Jonah Lomu oh

26:34

nah verse the

26:36

man the bus Julian Sarvia

26:39

oh in the jersey we just looked about

26:41

in the jersey yeah

26:44

I gotta take Sarvia I've got to take him

26:46

too because I think Lomu gave Wellington I think

26:48

Lomu gave Kane's more yeah I think we got

26:50

the better Jonah we can't have switched it

26:52

out for Ocafucka I

26:56

was still going we were just talking about

26:58

the jersey jul's second leading tri-scorer has every

27:00

other stat you can have for the hurricanes

27:08

I thought he scored most of his tries from one of Pacifica no

27:11

no no no the

27:13

other 60 were the hurricanes alright so

27:15

we're giving it to Julian Sarvia it's

27:18

tightening up then it's tightening up in

27:21

the 12 jumper I give you

27:23

Sam Tuitapo taking on

27:25

Ma Anonu Sam Tuitapo

27:27

all day all day in

27:31

a Kane's jersey Ma Anonu he was drinking in

27:33

the week he was

27:35

out there he was

27:37

probably out there he didn't give

27:39

two shits about what he did in that

27:41

Kane jersey because he was the man but

27:45

bro this guy was the greatest 12 all

27:47

black 12 he would have

27:50

average seasons and then he'd be

27:52

an all black jumper and all his critics would

27:54

be like you know what hey

27:57

what about their time what about their time Jordan said

27:59

he didn't want to make it personal with any of

28:01

these players. No, no, no. Any of these shit, now

28:04

I already know this. Sorry, sorry, I don't actually know

28:06

any of that. I'm just trying to prove my case

28:08

here. What I'm saying is that there

28:10

were seasons with the Kains. But

28:14

I mean, no disrespect on this. You

28:16

can walk to all four corners of this country, and someone

28:18

will know who Martin Ono is. You can't walk to all

28:20

four corners and go, hey, please. That's still irrelevant. We're talking

28:23

about what he did in a Kains jersey. But they'll know

28:25

what he did on all four corners because of what he

28:27

did in an A-B's jersey. Bro, no

28:29

one wanted to run it anywhere

28:32

in the vicinity of

28:34

where Sam Tucci was. You had to have a good

28:36

enough thing. His shoulder was putting you out cold. Might

28:39

have sold too. No, he couldn't

28:41

hit like Sam. No, Sam, I think,

28:43

is like one of the best hitters in rugby period. And

28:46

what he did in a blues

28:48

jersey? I actually thought he was a backup 12. Oh,

28:51

wow. For the All Blacks. No,

28:53

bro. He wouldn't even hit the All Blacks. Who was he

28:55

backing up in the All Blacks? Exactly. But this is Kains.

28:57

This is Kains versus Blues. Bro, I think,

28:59

no, outside. This is a one-horse battle.

29:01

I actually love the battle that you put up there for.

29:05

Well, big Sammy. But this is a one-horse race.

29:07

This is a one. It's Ma Nondo in the

29:09

beautiful golden black. I tend to agree. I tend

29:11

to agree. And seeing as it's split down the

29:13

middle, I'm going to go with Ma Nondo. Come

29:16

on, man. What's the

29:18

score update, Niggs? Sam gets

29:20

a chip. That's cool. Sam's got a chip.

29:23

Gentlemen, let's

29:25

hear the argument for the number 13 He's

29:27

got a chip, bro. He's got a chip. If

29:30

we're talking just chips, that's not allowed. No,

29:33

no, because he was a part of a team, they got it

29:35

over the line. He like, they became champions. Number 13. Rico

29:41

Ioane. Oh, there you go. No,

29:43

because you know who's coming next. Versus Conrad

29:45

Smith. Oh, my god. Bubba.

29:52

Bubba. Bubba.

29:55

Bubba. You know, it

29:57

ain't my fault. Rico's played every position in the back. I'm

30:00

almost saying can play there and there's carpet on the

30:02

wing and where he is now But he's going up

30:04

against the the poly one of the goat specialists in

30:06

that position I watch every game that Conrad Smith played

30:08

he only missed two tackles. Yeah, I didn't think you

30:11

yeah, that's it This

30:13

man was he was glue He

30:16

was cooler than the other side of the pillow Honestly

30:18

Conrad Smith was him. You know who cares we

30:20

didn't do that on tackles. How many stars he

30:22

scored Let's Rico all day,

30:24

baby. Let's get it. He was he was just Rico all

30:26

day, baby. Let's get it I

30:29

put their respect to AB

30:31

stuff. He did that's cool. Yeah,

30:34

that's cool But

30:37

he ain't score the tries He

30:39

and electrify the game Can't

30:42

turn the game like he made all his tackles

30:44

congrats made all the cycles very cool. This is

30:46

the problem We

30:49

went to reach the problem with the blues, you

30:52

know women From the wings

30:55

Like no one wanted to let reeks play where

30:57

he is now in the midfield He like literally

31:00

had to like push himself into that position because

31:02

he's that good. All right I'm gonna go ahead

31:04

as soon as a straight down the middle. It

31:06

is Conrad Smith. I'm close to it's not even

31:12

What do you score up they need oh Kane's

31:16

in front In

31:19

front you'll give the number

31:21

for you you're giving comrade

31:24

and a Kane's jersey over Rico in a blues Back

31:27

in the man back in those days. We're just played

31:29

all that 12 even meeting that 12 13 was renowned

31:32

Well, and then when one championship they

31:34

struggled their full And

31:37

we're talking about we're talking about a Kane's reaching when

31:39

when he lose what they did in the jersey I

31:48

give you the 14 jumper I'm

31:52

gonna give you a choice on this one Jordan

31:54

I need that I'm gonna give

31:56

you either Doug howlet Oh Rupini

31:59

thought that on book Joe

32:01

Roccofoco, that's

32:04

for the Blues, don't you make that up? No, no, let

32:06

him make a straight walk before he hears his knicks. You

32:08

gave him a chance to rip. Who do you want? Don't

32:11

you miss the set now? Who do you want to argue for? Come on now, Vigdow,

32:13

you don't want to miss this one out now. I

32:21

know where that shit go, but I'm

32:23

locking in Joe Roccofoco. Yeah, okay, okay.

32:27

I'm rocking Joe Rocco. So,

32:29

Joe Roccofoco for the Blues versus

32:31

Tana Umanga for the Hurricane.

32:34

At Wing. That's mine. That's

32:36

mine. You lost. Should have gone

32:38

crew Jane, you're an idiot. I won, I

32:40

won. That's 7-7. We up, we side. 7-7.

32:44

Let's get it baby. Alright. Miss

32:46

15 jump on. I'm only letting him hand

32:48

down because we got the two in the middle. Oh, we won,

32:50

we won. What? I'm glad this worked

32:52

out. We won. Full

32:54

back. Full back

32:56

position. I give you for the Blues. You can

32:58

have that. What's happening in the jersey? You can

33:00

have that. Milly. Mully Aina. Can I

33:03

choose my full back? For

33:05

the Blues and Christian Cullen for the

33:07

Hurricanes. Now, if you want to change

33:09

out your first thing, by

33:11

all means. 7-8. We

33:13

decide it right here, right now. I want

33:15

more poetic and beautiful than Christian Cullen to

33:17

save the day. Nah, I really, I really

33:19

got him. I really, I

33:21

really. Hey, hey, on a good day.

33:24

On a good day. Wack, wack. Wack.

33:27

Wack, wack, wack. On my cute

33:29

catch, Cullen. All

33:31

day. Damn. Jordy Barrett

33:33

doesn't even get in there. I know. Holy

33:36

Rickards. I know. Jordy

33:38

Barrett and Corey Jain didn't make a good

33:40

one. I really feel like I lost that

33:43

because there's some questionable ones there, but. Hurricane,

33:47

baby. Tell you what, what a

33:49

legacy these both... lineage. Lineage. Doesn't

33:52

get much better than that. We want to wish

33:54

both teams all the very best. No we don't.

33:57

We want to give one team. But today... Like,

34:00

coopin' that up a bit. We gotta

34:02

add a few highlights, a few photos.

34:04

Go on! Today we walk away with

34:06

one winner of the ultimate Flash for

34:08

Capital Champions. I give you... The

34:11

Wellington Hurricane. Who gone win the game though?

34:13

Who gone win the game though? I'll

34:16

see you on Monday. Who gone win the game though?

34:19

Blues by 12. This... is

34:22

the morning, chef. How

34:24

good's a good roast? A good

34:26

old mocking. Not when I'm the...

34:28

not the person who's been roasted. I

34:31

appreciate it. They can hurt sometimes, a little bit, kind

34:33

of. Guys, I over the weekend, I watched, and

34:36

I've talked about this a couple times already, but the greatest

34:38

roast of all time, talking about Tom Brady's

34:40

greatest roast of all time. Man,

34:42

it was good. The greatest NFL quarterback to

34:44

ever play the game. Which everyone there could

34:46

agree with. They had a star-studded lineup. Kim

34:49

Kardashian was there, Rob Krakowski... We

34:51

don't need to stop, Kim. Come on now. And

34:53

Schultz... They edited her part of

34:56

the thing, which was... Bill Belichick. Bill Belichick. Ron

34:58

Burgundy. Yeah, Will Ferrell. Will

35:00

Ferrell, he made an appearance. Like, it's an

35:02

epic lineup. But I was impressed with

35:04

Tom Brady with how he took it. Obviously, you're there

35:07

for a reason. You're gonna get roasted. That's a hard

35:09

day. But it's hard to do. There was one comedian,

35:11

though, that really stood out for me. Her name was

35:13

Nikki Glazer. I'd never... I'd never

35:15

heard of her before. She was good. She's amazing.

35:17

She's been on a few of those comedy roasts.

35:19

Oh, she was good. Incredibly funny. She... I've got

35:21

a couple pieces of her audio that I wanna

35:23

play out. First one is to Kevin Hart, who

35:26

was the host of the show. You

35:28

really gotta hand it to Kevin Hart, because he

35:30

can't reach. No,

35:36

Kevin, I love you. No one's been harder than this man.

35:38

Do you know that every morning, Kevin wakes up at 4

35:40

a.m. to make a shitty movie? I

35:45

love your movies, or as I call them, short

35:47

films. I'm

35:50

kidding. I hate them. Yeah. She

35:54

was incredible. She was really good. The other one that

35:56

she had was at Tom Brady, and it was the

35:58

one time I saw her... His face kind of looked like

36:00

he was about to cry. Rest of it, he was pretty

36:02

good with it. But this joke that she

36:05

hit him with had the man almost in tears. You

36:08

have seven rings. Well, eight now that Giselle

36:10

gave her back, but... But he took it

36:12

like a champ. Like,

36:16

Kevin said, uh... Giselle,

36:21

was it an ex-wife called Giselle? Giselle,

36:23

yeah. Giselle actually was in a

36:25

tennis tonight, but she got bounced at the door and

36:27

said, plus one was AB. Yes!

36:32

Like, they didn't hold back. It was

36:34

amazing. So,

36:38

my initial thought shifters was, what's the worst

36:40

that you've been roasted? And

36:42

there's a few that have come through here. I

36:44

want to start with Lily today. So,

36:47

I'm not one of those delicate ladies

36:49

that has like a cute, ha-ha, he-he laugh.

36:51

I had laughed with my whole body and

36:53

soul. And like a real person

36:55

would, you know what I mean? But,

36:58

I was not blessed with a strong, I don't know,

37:01

I wouldn't even say strong, but prominent

37:03

jawline. I got my dad's jawline and he

37:05

doesn't really have a prominent one. And so,

37:07

I get a double chin very easily. I was at

37:09

my fittest and I still had a double chin, right? My

37:11

sister made me laugh, and she's my biggest fan

37:14

and biggest hater. But she made me laugh, and

37:16

she's like, oh, here comes the earthworm. And I

37:19

was like, what? And she

37:21

said that when I laugh, I get

37:23

such a double chin, that it looks

37:25

like my head connects to my neck,

37:27

and I look like a goddamn earthworm.

37:30

So, now I'm even

37:33

more self-conscious when I laugh, and of course, like,

37:35

I'm like, oh, I'm going to have to change my laugh.

37:37

Nope, I just have to self-deprecate

37:39

before other people insult me. So, that's

37:41

my biggest roast. That's the worst comeback

37:43

to it, like, in the heat of

37:45

the moment. What? What? What? Like,

37:48

what is it? Like, trying to understand it? What?

37:50

What? What do you mean? Like, what does that

37:52

mean? What does that mean? I'm a rid of

37:54

what is levels to this. Let's

37:56

hear from Sophia today. So, I'm a

37:58

primary school teacher. And I did.

38:01

He write and despite being quite young

38:03

myself, I don't understand. A lot of the slang

38:05

that the kids. And.

38:08

My kids have set up a

38:10

regular Philly where they. Tell

38:13

me what these new words are and give

38:15

me the context and what she would use

38:17

them. For recently though, talking to

38:19

me about Rez. And.

38:21

Without missing a bait and no word

38:24

of a one of my boys looks

38:26

me didn't the I. And goes. Mr.

38:30

Loki. he has such

38:32

alvarez that young mess

38:34

of okay not messes

38:37

throw. Or

38:42

even level of it was. Burrow

38:44

the Kids be there voted a kid

38:46

rivers of on as were to be

38:49

getting a member or for a serious

38:51

i've heard. Says been

38:53

going to good about myself physically or

38:55

beta. And I'm my son's was

38:57

good to sing we'd like. Is

38:59

just always ask Obama book. And.

39:03

Like. My mother of line on the couch find the

39:05

game a thing my teacher was a little bit up and

39:07

he goes. A step up. As

39:09

he knows I don't know wives and like

39:11

a book is he like. He

39:14

puts his head on and get. Ah, Desiccate.

39:24

Resume our boy or a lot of

39:26

weight be done about as I take.

39:29

Any just like moved up. To.

39:32

That all this a case. I

39:35

just remember when I was I was

39:37

younger bus. Must. Hate.

39:40

My younger, Ah miss. You'd probably

39:42

like eight years younger than me.

39:45

Was. Like just out of the blue, nowhere he goes.

39:48

On. Maddox? Is that police Stevie Wonder? because.

39:52

Cause. You have seen that either. right?

40:00

With it while you're at it. As when you

40:02

put away. That's when you put away. As.

40:04

When you put away to have their little

40:07

my we I am aware of value. A

40:09

meme is that does this remember that now

40:11

exist within on visiting. Rights

40:14

a tetanus about must be why we

40:16

just as the are eagerly the army

40:18

be beaten down for having am. My

40:20

mom bought me grizzly sandals and grizzlies

40:22

were were brand for female shoes back

40:24

in the day was like oh and

40:26

as you know it handles the soup

40:28

spoon dinner and mom decided no easy

40:30

going outta your Roman sandals and destroying

40:32

them some we get you some real

40:34

rough. Have. But. This was

40:36

a person Grizzlies had actually been tuned into the my

40:38

office with sort of and. Some

40:42

wearing these would look like planted

40:44

kind of over the total looking

40:46

things that were two sizes too

40:48

big for my. Mom

40:52

was that's him to make sure you don't

40:54

have to buy one per cent of the

40:56

the next applies to discuss those up no

40:58

matter of those odds up. Scrawny May and

41:00

Ronald Mcdonald grizzly sandals that were like three

41:02

times too big for me walking into the

41:04

playground and my cousin was the first one

41:06

to see me. And

41:09

this was a grows and Rez was even a

41:11

word. But. I was was lists and they

41:13

literally beat me down I took my sandals

41:16

off me and between with them like beat

41:18

me woodland until I lost lost them. And

41:27

from last from for like from that.

41:29

They. Called me disappeared Ps.

41:32

Obama ah. Yeah.

41:36

There was a. That. Was a

41:38

own never we grizzlies again. I hope to the

41:40

brand has gone under. oh that is clever guy

41:42

We got that are ah I've activists if there's

41:44

enough and about us was going to be. preserve

41:47

us citizens to stop

41:49

me figure once been

41:51

through this before but

41:53

the cause miles so

41:55

he not talking about

41:57

of see when gale

42:00

I suspect it's gonna disappear.

42:02

It's gonna go one pack. I

42:04

hate you. But anyways, Oh,

42:07

my favorite thing is for showing off to

42:10

family gatherings and uh, you

42:12

have the auntie. That's fun. Oh, first

42:15

thing you go up, hey auntie, how you

42:17

doing? First thing you do is

42:19

punch your stomach or punch your cheek and go, oh,

42:22

Nif, oh, her son. Oh,

42:25

you gonna be chubby? Wow.

42:27

Wow. What's up to you, honey? What's

42:30

up to you? What is so casual about the

42:33

auntie you never relax? Nah,

42:35

nah, pinching fat is like, violent, bro.

42:38

I don't care. That's all time. That's

42:41

all time. Yeah,

42:44

that needs to be discussed. He broke it down.

42:48

Anyone who feels comfortable to do that, like... Sometimes

42:51

it feels like it's... He gonna get me mad. The

42:53

devil dressed as your auntie. Just go ahead and pinch

42:55

your fat like that. Little Satan. The

42:57

thing. The person who's gonna be

42:59

the best at that. He

43:02

wasn't even eating during that and it sounded like he was.

43:07

Oh, he's a person. Here's

43:10

Sarah. Thank you, Mike. My worst roast was pretty recent.

43:17

I took my little sister up the hucks and got her

43:19

while here for the first time and I was like, sweet,

43:21

let's go. Dropped off halfway because after an hour of complaining,

43:23

I couldn't take it anymore. I managed to get to the

43:25

top, see this little white pager, oh boy, that's up there.

43:27

And I'm like, oh my gosh, I need a photo. What

43:30

if it didn't happen? So I

43:32

asked him in a nice tone, you know, like, can you please

43:34

take a photo for me, please? I opened

43:36

up Snapchat, get the photo ready and then I chuckled

43:38

because I was a little bit, you know, I'm

43:40

insecure. So I used humor a lot to cover that.

43:43

I said, can you make me

43:45

look skinny, okay? And didn't even skip a beat

43:47

this young boy said, oh, can your phone do

43:49

that? I thought

43:51

I'd just share my story and start healing, start the healing

43:53

process. Seriously, though, you

43:55

change these laws, some people need to live right. Good night.

44:00

Ahh! Ahh! Shh!

44:03

Oh, Sarah, you might have won it! Can

44:06

I do that? Oh my gosh! Oh, this is huge.

44:08

I love that, like, honesty, sprinkled thread there. So I

44:11

use humour to, like, soften the blow, you know? I

44:13

love the shooze on the

44:15

fish, I had it on! I love the throw away, comment, hey, make

44:17

me look skinny like... Run down the hill, it's fine! Oh

44:22

my... Oh, that was great. Oh, love it. Love

44:25

it. Love it. Love

44:27

it. Great roasting. We love you guys,

44:29

we love you guys, we're gonna get roasted over the weekend, do it with a

44:31

smile. If you haven't watched the Tom Brady Greatest Roast of all time as

44:33

well, don't watch it with your kids, but it's a great watch to watch

44:35

over the weekend. I

44:41

just wanted to let you guys know, and you boys are

44:43

aware of this, but I wanted to leave one to know

44:45

that I'm gonna be flying back to Gizmon to say I

44:47

love you for the last time to my dad this weekend.

44:50

I know that sounds really heavy and a big change up, but I

44:52

did want to be honest with you guys, because I'm not even sure

44:54

just, like, when I'll be coming back. So I

44:57

wanted to let you guys know that that's kind of what's going on in

44:59

my family at the moment. And I'm not sure how

45:01

much time I will get to spend with him.

45:05

He has been fighting cancer for the last seven years

45:07

now, but I received the latest update whilst in

45:09

the car with you boys yesterday, and I appreciate

45:11

your support. It wasn't a cool thing to hear.

45:18

I think I've always been honest with my feelings

45:20

with everyone on the show, and I think over

45:23

the last couple of hours and the

45:25

last 48 hours, I've been thinking a lot about

45:27

how my weekend's gonna go. I've always

45:30

had a massive amount of admiration for my

45:32

dad. This is a man who gave me

45:34

every practical part of my being, from driving

45:36

a manual to replacing a spark

45:38

plug on the mower, tying

45:41

a load down on a trailer with the correct knots

45:43

to sharpening a knife. My

45:46

dad was a wise man, still a kind

45:48

and patient husband, father, grandfather

45:50

and great grandfather. He

45:53

always carried a hanky and a smile. My

45:56

dad will always be my superhero. I'm

46:00

happy that I've been able to thank him

46:02

on many occasions over the past few years

46:04

for the unconditional love, patience and

46:07

everything else he showed me and my

46:09

siblings. Kids that weren't from

46:11

him as we're adopted, but were able

46:13

to feel as though we were. Dad

46:16

and I have talked in great lengths about me

46:19

moving away, about my responsibility to my

46:21

family in Auckland, about my job

46:24

losses, the pressure to provide like he did when

46:26

I was growing up. I

46:28

know he's proud of my determination to stick with

46:30

what we're building here with the morning shift. He's

46:32

told me that and I told him

46:34

how important it is to me to

46:36

do him and my mum proud for the start they

46:38

gave me. I've

46:41

actually been thinking about what I want to say to

46:43

him before he passes and

46:45

last night it dawned on me that

46:48

I do want to pass on to him. There was

46:50

a saying he always said to me that I passed

46:52

on to my kids. Dad

46:55

you always taught me that if there's a job worth doing

47:04

that's worth doing properly. And

47:08

that job of being

47:10

my loving, attentive,

47:15

hard but fair at times, my

47:18

fair father you did properly. Thank

47:22

you for everything you sacrificed to make sure you

47:24

gave me the father I needed in my world

47:27

and I love you. And

47:32

happy Mother's Day to everybody as well. I know everyone's

47:34

going through their things, but I just

47:36

wanted to share that with the Shifters and let them

47:39

know that. Yeah,

47:41

100% and not needing that

47:43

anything's at them though, but

47:46

Mark, thank you so much. Thank you for sharing

47:48

that and I know so many Shifters do feel

47:50

like Mark when you talk in

47:52

our journey, they feel like they've

47:54

heard a big brother or uncle or a dad

47:56

they never had and so even though

47:58

we haven't met your father, we have

48:08

check on your people fauna we love this we'll see you next

48:10

week this good

48:20

morning I

48:22

want to make it on half week over here this

48:25

shit I love this this

48:30

shit you got it I

48:34

think we're done ahhhh

48:37

this is horrible