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Today's episode of the Nate Gland

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podcast is brought to you by

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Robin Hood and Hello Fresh. Hello

1:17

folks and hey Bear, Aaron

1:19

Weber here with my

1:22

co-host Brian Bates and across the table from me

1:24

filling in for Nate Bargetsi is Dusty Slay. Dusty,

1:26

welcome to the Nate Gland podcast. Good to see

1:28

you buddy. I'm pumped to be here. How's it

1:30

feel from that side of the table? Feels

1:33

good. I always like this. Yeah. Nate's

1:36

not here today. I don't know what he's doing. He's headlining

1:38

the Roman Colosseum or something all

1:40

over the world. I don't know where he's at. I feel like I

1:42

never see him anymore. I miss him, but I'm happy to be here

1:45

with the two of you all. He

1:47

sent a statement. This

1:50

is about the shortened episode. Did

1:52

he really? Episodes. I haven't read

1:54

this yet, so I don't know what it says. Feels like

1:56

a bit though, doesn't it? Guys, this is a This is

1:58

a Or statement and

2:00

military of the vodka and a lot of you're

2:02

upset about the recent decision. Shorten the podcast to

2:05

an hour. While. Understand your concerns.

2:07

I don't care of them. As you said,

2:09

I wish how to read this ahead of

2:11

the effect on a huge star. Now see,

2:14

don't really should focus is offered. Ah

2:17

she says no matter how in the park

2:19

as you rubes will still listen to it

2:21

up because you have nothing better to hurled

2:23

at A little lies now and this is

2:25

up a residence you sit around a had

2:27

a typist we love you and none of

2:29

this is last month assistance as soon as

2:31

As and I software I was under and

2:33

that ahead of time. In

2:36

Life. Now ah she was

2:38

my decision to sort of. I can was it

2:40

really make what to do? Three hours for my

2:42

ah my I am So I'm gonna be honest

2:45

with ya. support one hour more than three. Or

2:48

we don't worry before, haven't We wouldn't want

2:50

repos here for like four hours. Spurs that

2:52

around. I feel like we did a long

2:54

since younger age, got a lot of energy.

2:56

he doesn't. He sustained it for now length

2:59

of time. We've. Done a few

3:01

or another river hit three but we have

3:03

pushed to and over two and a half.

3:05

Yeah. Yeah. Well you know

3:07

leave him wanting more. I miss my mom

3:09

I do get it like sometimes if I'm

3:11

like and ah I got up slight and

3:14

I'm trying to download some podcast solas and

3:16

do is it says two hours or mind

3:18

I can add up I all you know

3:20

I'm not going to have the time to

3:23

listen to us and then I'll never go

3:25

back and sense of self. An

3:27

hour as a real sweet spot. But I also

3:29

don't work a desk job so think if you

3:32

like if you work. Or. You can

3:34

be free to just listen to podcasts

3:36

all day. I. Get wanting to

3:38

one more time in. Who does podcasts

3:40

are pretty self the out there so

3:42

it is Tie his when you did

3:44

fine. Like something that you can listen

3:46

to at work or around your kids

3:48

are has. I didn't realize how filthy

3:50

a lot of podcast war until I

3:52

had kids in the car and then

3:54

I was like a hometown and he

3:56

and how does I'm in. I'm completely

3:58

desensitized to the. The driver to have

4:01

been around a lot of is also.

4:04

A people always say that say he

4:06

said wish they could comment. During.

4:09

The episode and her i get it is

4:11

I. I mean. Even the ones

4:13

I'm not on this. I listen, I'm like these guys

4:15

are idiots. Allison's us

4:17

these every week and wise guy is now

4:19

what he's talking about. Aus us than to

4:21

talk radio today and national and I know

4:24

and they were talking about the moon landing

4:26

and then they go. Can you believe a

4:28

lot of people don't believe we landed on

4:30

the moon? And I know the host. So

4:32

I texted Molly's on air yes because he

4:34

gave me a shout out. So now Nashville

4:36

believes that I don't believe in the moon

4:38

landing. whether I do or not he is.

4:40

if they believe that you're not coming down

4:42

on. Either way, yeah, just you to

4:44

extend the conversation you have. inadequate.

4:46

That's what it's all about. Really

4:49

with someone you wanna say. Well.

4:51

Yeah Matt Murphy, Alison to Okay, Nine and

4:53

Seven. A really fun guy. Okay he's had

4:55

me on a few times. Really nice guy

4:58

and their cover and just topical stuff like

5:00

the Moon Lander Yeah he just talks about

5:02

and just like day to day news he'll

5:04

be political but he really just gets his

5:06

ida you know a Libertarian so he gonna

5:09

in only does goes off. some people get

5:11

mad sometimes when I'm on the are all

5:13

station with him because he likes we had

5:15

all these hot topics to talk about, you're

5:18

talking to some comedians and on my well

5:20

not just some com I'm. I'm.

5:22

The best! So

5:25

they can ease of ethics.

5:28

Or we all this weekend. Where are

5:30

you Dusty? I was in Huntsville, Alabama.

5:32

And. I did a moon Landing jail can

5:35

it went when I ever yeah spilled

5:37

water on myself but it went very

5:39

good. Dead the i'm left handed and

5:41

and then when I'm over here everything's

5:43

backwards. Oh man. okay a move that

5:45

around. Well I need the handle to

5:47

be yeah you're left handed to that

5:49

explains. It. Just explains a lot.

5:51

Yeah, We were genius. Get

5:53

that like finding out your left hand that

5:55

make sense to me? What? Why just meet.

5:58

And Dusty. Are you

6:00

go? I go on the fifth. What you you'll get

6:02

your does the pride drive with your left foot two.

6:06

Men: Are driving my rifle and co. But.

6:09

I do a lot of a

6:11

less specific. Well

6:14

I was in Huntsville, Alabama and applauds Yeah

6:16

it was great. Ah never sold out a

6:18

Shell and Huntsville before. I've been go on

6:20

for years. Nobody ever has a never so

6:22

on. I sold out the read this with

6:24

Iraq. Yeah three of the five were sold

6:27

out. Wow and it was incredible. Good for

6:29

you. Great shelves are made a joke I

6:31

said you know the roads and on so

6:33

this may not be for everyone but they

6:35

have this weird road and it just right

6:37

out front of the club. At Sites is

6:39

I kind of an interstate be gotta get off

6:41

your back on make you turns. yeah I set

6:43

out on a who's designing those but I can

6:46

see why we haven't been back to the moon.

6:49

Idiotic. They lived one shall I Give

6:51

it a nice pause and I go

6:53

if the moon's even real And another

6:55

great pop are I loved it. And

6:57

as Nasa people idiotic. Yeah and cause

6:59

and they're the people who know it's

7:01

not real you nor I mean like

7:03

the writer been at their just A

7:05

and on the lie. So when somebody.

7:08

Some high says that they're like ah yes

7:10

it's I saw of a big relief cathartic

7:13

for them. Yes feels good like of course

7:15

if we weren't a conversation they would have

7:17

to go. Now it's Reno but if we

7:19

and else but I do believe the moon's

7:22

real just that we can't say I do

7:24

believe that. Are you totally bizarre? Am quite

7:26

conservative? Course it's real but we just yeah

7:28

we can't land on our captain who are.

7:32

Around the as cold outside what they said we

7:34

were gonna go back this month and then and

7:37

then you know they were saying that last year

7:39

we're gonna go back in January in our we're

7:41

Not do. I. Don't

7:43

think that's quite right. But.

7:45

Maybe, but we have different you sources. But

7:47

ah, I think the first the year they

7:49

were say where we're going to go back

7:51

this year or make a trip around it

7:53

and getting twenty forty four with people, right?

7:55

Twenty Twenty Five. we're going to land on

7:57

the moon. Now They've already scrap the twenty.

8:01

24 trip around it. So everything's been pushed back

8:03

regardless of the timetable. We're not gonna do

8:06

it now Okay, and then

8:08

India did it but then when the

8:10

footage looked like the

8:12

video game Galaga Or

8:14

Galactica, whatever the game was called Yeah,

8:17

India landed a rover. Yeah on the moon. I don't

8:19

know just caught a rover means the fitted footage looks

8:21

bad It does look bad. I'm

8:23

not saying they didn't do it, but

8:25

the footage is not a good look. Yeah Yeah,

8:28

I think we try to be it'd be like

8:31

me telling you that I got into a fight

8:33

and saying it's on video And then showing you

8:35

Street Fighter 2 And

8:38

I'd be like no, that's me right there and you're like, that's

8:40

a cartoon and I'm like now dude When

8:43

I get into fights I get into cartoon

8:45

mode Were

8:48

they claiming it was video or just saying this is animation of

8:51

what it would look like I don't know

8:53

So Huntsville is good at the end of

8:55

the day Huntsville is great. Great time. Great. A

8:58

lot of fun. Great club Yeah,

9:00

I love it. There's a lot of coasters here for Stack

9:03

coasters stacked on top of coasters around here.

9:05

Well, you got two cups there. I Do

9:10

have two cups and it's kind of a boring

9:12

coaster but what about you Brian, what were you?

9:16

You use coasters at the house Yeah,

9:19

well Hannah does and tells me to do it. Hey,

9:22

you don't I could care less I

9:24

buy a lot of my furniture at you know

9:26

a thrift store. Mm-hmm It's

9:28

the kind of furniture that you can afford to

9:30

just throw out at some point. Yeah, I like

9:32

that The whole thing's a coaster. Yeah. Yeah. Well,

9:34

let's don't get ahead on furniture top. Oh Episode

9:39

once Nate's away we could finally get in. Yeah Yeah,

9:43

I love that you're right. Let's yeah, we

9:45

got a furniture episode. This is so you've

9:47

all the furniture Little

9:49

preview of what's about to write feels

9:51

good. I Was

9:53

at a venue called the walnut house

9:55

in Murfreesboro, Tennessee walnut. This is my

9:57

third time To do this. This

10:00

is a great great venue to shows.

10:02

I think they're both sold out guys.

10:05

So yeah, good deals, great time. I'd

10:07

also like to say this: this is

10:09

something that I didn't target. Bizarre. I

10:13

did the bounty dust. I had a podcast

10:15

god are you garbage is your dad and

10:17

ah note was shared enough facebook groups but

10:19

on a or maybe there's more listener sign

10:22

on Reddit and read our i didn't see

10:24

a ride you know I'm out around it

10:26

now read it's not kind to me and

10:28

down are kind and yeah. But. I

10:31

did that episode and does your wife tax

10:33

me and said it's maybe the best podcast

10:35

she's ever hurts and wow she likes to

10:37

speak in Mississippi, gets excited and out, but

10:39

I'm just saying I don't think she would

10:42

mind me saying that and agrees. Ever seen

10:44

her instagram story or something right now that

10:46

the greatest thing since all I'm saying that

10:48

she decks that to me personally and it

10:50

made me feel good and a lot of

10:53

people have said it's a hot episode was

10:55

hot episode. The consensus is is one of

10:57

the best episodes of that podcast yeah which

10:59

has a lot. Of great episodes

11:01

Lucy said best ever Sees America

11:04

South across all podcast Archimedes shooting

11:06

Get detailed with that. It

11:09

has affected us. A sister

11:11

venus hub of media A period. Yeah,

11:13

yeah, but does he know I felt

11:15

good about is just the beginning or

11:17

the tail end of the Dusty Slave

11:19

media blitz following the Netflix specialists his

11:21

adult. Now I don't know how long

11:23

it'll go on, but it's still happening.

11:25

I guess your arm and a make

11:27

a trip to L A next week.

11:29

So nice. So. It's still it's still go

11:31

on any other big stuff in the worse. He

11:34

did the tonight show and he feels like weather

11:36

is some stuff I don't know that I can

11:38

say yet cause there's some stuff and are some

11:40

self I'm very excited of. Okay are so little

11:43

teaser will search and we guess. Ah,

11:45

Way gas. but I will say yes or

11:47

no. I had sex with foreigners guns when

11:49

it hit the hopes that. Occur

11:52

for specific our weird

11:54

I was in Des

11:56

Moines. Iowa.

11:58

I gotta say, I. Great

12:01

state doesn't get talked about enough. I like it

12:03

a lot. I think it's a great comedy state

12:05

too. I was thinking about it. I had great shows

12:07

there. I don't think I've ever

12:09

had a bad comedy experience

12:11

in Iowa. Dubuque, Cedar Rapids,

12:14

Des Moines, a couple other smaller

12:16

cities I've done stuff in, but the Des Moines

12:18

Club was great. Sold one show

12:20

out, not three. One show sold out.

12:22

Big time though. Yeah, out

12:24

of three shows. One of them sold out, not

12:26

bad. It was just every show

12:28

was great. People were nice. A lot of Nate

12:31

Land people came out. It was a lot of

12:33

fun. So thank you to everybody that

12:35

came out in Des Moines. Iowa seems

12:37

to be a hot Nate Land place.

12:39

So does Ohio, by the way. Oh

12:41

yeah. And you know, the

12:43

time I brought us those Longhorn gift cards. That was

12:46

from a lady in Des Moines. Oh, okay. Oh nice.

12:49

Yeah. Yeah, what if she came to your show? Well,

12:52

we'll never know. Because if

12:54

somebody gave me four or

12:56

$50 gift cards, I don't think

12:59

I'd ever bring it into y'all. I think I would not

13:01

tell you about it. So just

13:03

putting that out there. Who knows if I got something. Yeah,

13:06

that's true. Yeah. I'm going to call

13:08

around to the Longhorns. Say

13:11

hey to the guy. There's been 200 bucks

13:13

in there on four separate gift cards. If

13:16

you remember saying them. Maybe

13:19

you want to hop into

13:21

these comments? Yeah, do it. What do

13:23

you think? Dusty, you want to read them? Or Brian, you want to

13:25

read them? Or I feel like one of y'all should do

13:27

it. All right. Dusty, you want to do it or you want me to do

13:29

it? I'm not like it's one

13:31

of those days that I don't like the sound of my

13:33

voice today. Yeah, let me

13:35

read a couple. We don't have to. I don't have to.

13:38

I don't have to read them all. All right. You know

13:40

what I mean? We can split up the duties here. Oh.

13:43

You know what I mean? That'd be a first. If you

13:45

read one, then you read one. We'll take some turns. If

13:47

you want to jump in on one. You know what I

13:49

mean? Spread it around. Okay. Well, I do want people to

13:51

know. You can read the

13:53

first one, but I want people to

13:55

know. Comments come from Twitter, Instagram, YouTube,

13:57

Apple Podcast reviews, and Nateland at natebargetsi.com.

14:00

Not Brian Bates's Gmail or Brian

14:02

Bates's social media. Or

14:05

my Twitter. Yeah. You're

14:07

getting a lot of that? No, not

14:09

a lot, but I will just tag Brian in it

14:12

when that happens. Yeah, people ask him, hey, how can we

14:14

get a comment? He'll just tag me. Let

14:17

me take care of me. All

14:19

right. This is from

14:21

Erica Breaker. I think it's Breaker. I

14:23

like that last name, though. That sounds like a

14:25

record name. Erica Breaker. About

14:28

to break these bones. Aaron

14:30

mentioned the plane where the door

14:33

flew off. I

14:35

was on that plane sitting across

14:37

from the hole and just

14:39

wanted you guys to know that it was not a

14:41

door from the inside. From the inside, it was

14:43

a regular seat and window. Imagine

14:52

the terror of flying and a random

14:55

piece of your plane rips off, and

14:57

you have to look at the earth below you. That

15:00

does sound terrifying, but I don't know that it's

15:02

any less terrifying if it's a door, a window,

15:05

a piece of the wall. I think

15:08

just something ripping off the plane

15:10

and you being open is pretty

15:12

scary. Yeah. There's the

15:15

picture right there. How crazy is it

15:17

that we had somebody who was on that flight

15:19

listen to the podcast? That's so crazy. Mathematically, what

15:21

are the chances, Dusty? You want to calculate that

15:23

for us? I think very

15:25

low. I would say one in a million. I'm

15:27

just going to – I have no

15:30

idea how those sort of statistics work. Yeah.

15:33

How many people are on that flight? 150 maybe? Yeah, I

15:35

guess. Yeah. I mean, that's

15:37

insane. Erica, I'm glad you're okay. And

15:39

there's the picture right there. We've got a nice picture. I'm

15:41

glad you weren't sitting right there. I think it's – I'm

15:43

going to disagree with you, Dusty. I

15:46

think it's more terrifying that just the side of

15:48

the plane flew off and not an

15:50

exit door. I didn't know that. I didn't know

15:52

that's what happened. I thought it was the exit door. I

15:55

think that's insane. I think most people are

15:57

thinking that. Mm-hmm. Imagine you're at the exit

15:59

door. exit and then when it lands

16:01

the flight attendant comes and goes, I thought

16:04

you said you could handle the duties here.

16:06

Okay? I

16:09

came by and I told you to read

16:11

the brochure and I go, I'm looking for

16:13

verbal confirmation and you said yes. And

16:16

then here we are mid-flight, the door comes off.

16:19

I think it's got to be a relief that it's part

16:21

of the wall. Imagine being at the exit row

16:23

in another part of the wall that's off and you're like, I

16:26

don't know, should I jump into action

16:28

here? She didn't ask me about Robe. Yeah. Robe,

16:30

should I open the door, get a little

16:33

flow going through? Yeah. Have

16:35

you ever been a hero like that? Absolutely.

16:38

Absolutely not. You haven't? A hero like

16:40

that? No. Like, have

16:43

you ever stepped in in a situation like

16:45

that? Not just on a plane, but anything

16:47

in general. I think I've

16:49

tried before in certain situations, but I

16:51

feel like it's like, it'll

16:53

be all wrong to where it's like, they're like, no, no,

16:55

no, we don't need anything. And you're like, oh, okay, I

16:58

was trying to. What do you mean?

17:00

Like you saw somebody on the ground or something? I don't know. Like,

17:02

let's say this, like when, you

17:05

know, the tornado hit Nashville, I

17:07

kind of wanted to go and

17:09

help clean up. Yeah. But

17:11

I feel like, you know, whenever I show

17:14

up to something like that, there'll be somebody

17:16

already in control and they're like, oh, we

17:18

want you to just, you know, pick up

17:20

small sticks. And I'm just like, oh,

17:23

I know I'm not out here to pick

17:25

up small sticks. That's called being

17:27

a villain. Maybe the opposite of

17:29

a hero. Maybe you're right. But I

17:31

want to be more involved. I don't want to be off

17:33

to the side. I don't need to be a hero. I

17:35

don't need to be on the news, but

17:38

I'd rather, you know, let me help, you know,

17:40

people inside, see if they need, you know, I

17:42

take my arm or something. I don't want to,

17:44

okay. I don't want to be picking up little

17:47

pieces of sheetrock out here. You

17:49

think they're going to be cleaning up while there's still people

17:51

trapped? I don't know. And we need you

17:53

to reach in to pull them out? I just feel like I

17:55

always get that. When I used to help my church do things,

17:57

I just felt like I always got like the least

18:00

They're like, why don't you go get the

18:02

donuts? You know, and I'm like, sounds

18:04

pretty good. I wish they would do that to me.

18:11

I've never been a hero, far from it, if

18:13

anything. Far from it. I've

18:15

called some detriment, probably. So you're a

18:18

villain too, then. Yeah, I guess so.

18:20

But Angela Johnson, who was

18:22

on our podcast a few weeks ago, I opened

18:24

for her at Stardome. And

18:28

Hoover, right, like two days

18:30

after the tornadoes came through Tuscaloosa, did so

18:32

much damage. And

18:34

she stopped and bought all these

18:36

supplies. I don't know. I can't

18:38

remember if she had a contact there and knew

18:40

what to get. Well, we stopped

18:43

at Target and bought all

18:45

these supplies that apparently maybe

18:47

rescue workers need or something. And

18:50

she paid for it all, and we took it

18:52

to the scene. It

18:54

was a lot of stuff, so Angela stepped

18:56

up. Wow. See, I feel like- But

18:58

you were there? I was there. I watched- You were

19:01

in the room. Do you help load that into the car at all? No,

19:03

I stay in the car, but- You're like, I'll

19:06

keep the car warm. Yeah, I was listening to

19:09

a podcast had to finish, but- But

19:11

I feel like if I were to buy stuff like that,

19:13

and I'd show up and they'd go, yeah, just put it

19:15

over there with the other stuff. I

19:18

don't need them to pop a confetti balloon when

19:20

I get there, but- But

19:25

you want someone to go, is that Dusty Sway? I

19:27

just want somebody to go, hey, we really appreciate this. This

19:29

is very helpful. Sure, I get that. Instead of being,

19:31

yeah, just put it over there with the other stuff. We

19:33

don't really got time to deal with it right now. I just

19:35

feel like that's how people are going to react to it. Yeah,

19:37

it's people's, the worst day of their life, you'd

19:40

still like it to be a little bit about you.

19:42

Yes. Okay, that's fair. Or

19:44

not a little bit about me, but just I

19:47

don't want to be pushed to the side. You

19:49

know the movie's super bad, right? These

19:52

two guys spend the whole day trying

19:54

to get this liquor for the party,

19:57

and then they go through so much trouble. And

20:00

they finally get there with it, and they're like, yeah,

20:02

we got tons of it over here. Let's put it

20:04

over there. Yeah. Sure. Or a Teen Wolf.

20:07

This seems to be a theme in a lot of – like

20:09

they go through so much trouble to get a keg, and then

20:11

they finally get there, and they got tons of kegs. Right. You're

20:14

not a hero. Well, I always reference Seinfeld.

20:16

There's a Seinfeld episode where George puts a

20:19

dollar – I can't remember what it was. It was a bill

20:21

in the tip jar, and right when he reaches to do it,

20:23

the guy looks away and doesn't see it. Yeah. And

20:26

he wants the recognition. Yeah, sure. I get that. I get

20:28

that. I have told people that I

20:31

tipped before. I just want you to know. Well,

20:33

you know, I put something in there. I did put some money in

20:35

there. And then you can lie about how much you did. Yeah. Because

20:38

they didn't see it. Put $100 in there, and they're

20:40

like, we can see there's only three in there. Well,

20:42

somebody took it, but I don't know what to

20:45

tell you. I wasn't there, but Nate's bus driver,

20:47

Ricky, was really a hero. He – Nate's

20:50

road manager at the time started

20:53

choking on food, and Ricky

20:55

gave him the Hamlet maneuver and saved

20:57

his life. Yeah, really. Yeah, that's

20:59

crazy. Yeah. Could you do

21:02

that for somebody? Could you do that for me? I

21:04

– We gotta get our arms

21:06

around. We gotta get your arms around. All right. Me

21:09

and Dusty together. You

21:12

have to join hands. Everybody's

21:15

around to get around my stomach. Laura,

21:18

come up here. That's

21:21

funny. You're showing in

21:23

nicely for Nate. Yeah, you know, listen, I see an

21:25

opening, and I'm like, do I want to make the

21:27

joke? It'll probably be worth it. Please do. Well,

21:30

I did take an infant CPR

21:32

class when Eleanor was born. Oh, okay.

21:34

And – but they also did it for adults,

21:37

and she was talking about – I have a

21:39

joke about this. The woman from the Red Cross

21:41

teaching it talked about abdominal thrust, and

21:43

I said, are you talking about the Hamlet maneuver? And

21:45

she said, yeah, but we don't call it that

21:47

anymore because Dr. Hamlet had some beliefs we don't

21:50

agree with. She was a Nazi, right? I

21:53

don't think so. I think that was – I was

21:55

thinking about maybe Asperger's. You

22:01

know what I was. But

22:05

bottom line is they don't call it the

22:07

Heimlich maneuver anymore. It's abdominal thrust. You

22:09

can even lose your maneuvers. We're

22:12

losing it all. So

22:15

anyway, do you want to

22:17

– Well, I'd like to

22:19

know Dr. Heimlich's views. I

22:22

think it was – I looked it up. I think it was

22:24

not anything as sinister as that. It was just – Just about

22:26

the moon landing. I

22:29

think it was about an actual procedure,

22:31

like the proper way to

22:34

do something, and they disagree. It was like a scientific

22:36

disagreement. I think so. So they canceled it. Wow.

22:39

So anyway. I think you shouldn't

22:41

do the maneuver. If you see somebody choke and

22:43

you go, you know what, I don't believe the

22:45

way that Dr. Heimlich believed. That's my joke. It

22:48

always is. Sorry. Okay. Well, don't bring it up.

22:51

Well, let them punch it up for you. Shingle

22:54

ladies? You mean to do this one? Yeah.

22:59

Joshua Heinstreiter. Friday

23:02

at work, we sometimes watch a show during

23:04

lunch. I picked Dusty's new

23:07

Netflix special. Within eight minutes,

23:09

two people had spit out food laughing, and

23:11

one guy choked pretty bad. Oh, perfect timing

23:13

for that. How about that? Yeah. He

23:16

is okay now. This is Heinstreiter. I mean, that may

23:18

be related. It's all related. The

23:21

manager declared that this is not work

23:23

appropriate. I guess not. However,

23:25

everyone in the room asked me afterward who that comedian

23:27

was. I think Dusty made some new fans. All

23:31

right. I love that I'm killing

23:34

in the, what is this? The lunch room. Yeah. I

23:37

love that. All right. Thanks, Joshua Heinstreiter. That's pretty

23:39

awesome. That is awesome. I love that. Very

23:42

nice. Everything. I hope. Go

23:44

watch working, man. I hope that's choking. Oh,

23:46

he does say he's okay now. So I'm

23:48

glad. I'm glad to know that. Well, that's awesome. I love

23:52

that. Alex Thomasin. Tomasson

23:55

Thomasan. Aaron

23:59

Thomasin. You know, alone now

24:01

it's t Aaron was wondering about other

24:03

uses for hot hands technology. As a

24:05

young single man, I took lady on

24:07

a date when it was cold out.

24:10

I only had one hockey and packet

24:12

left so my date and I had

24:14

to share it. Boom! Instant handholding. Probably

24:16

the only time I've ever look smooth

24:18

with the ladies. My friends started call

24:20

me hot palms. I love that that

24:22

could. That's risky though is that your

24:24

hands go put it in this fuck

24:26

it is warm. And this blog at.

24:29

Oh. I don't think he left it in his

24:32

pocket. How lives to keep putting up with

24:34

their loot from a chair? That's how would

24:36

you. Assess, assess,

24:38

assess er where sorry for your

24:40

way up there and it's a

24:42

spell our do a nice and

24:44

warm this allows you to assess

24:46

assess out. Among my facts were

24:48

our plan That I mean that's

24:50

brilliant. With. His birth thing just to

24:52

have one. But then there's always the

24:54

i always think what's the possibility she

24:57

goes that successful She's like apple's pretty

24:59

pretty pretty as I'd rather do that.

25:02

With the i'll just go home yeah

25:04

roads let's go back and say if

25:07

she's like it's not that cold but

25:09

then you see or do and that

25:11

you like you want to in the

25:13

day isn't that? it's over? Or David

25:16

Le Wicked would love to get your

25:18

thoughts on comedic comedians using visual or

25:20

powerpoint slides. To aid in their acts.

25:23

I've been seeing it more often

25:25

lately and it seems like something

25:27

that might bother traditional stand up

25:29

comedians. Were he's been

25:31

seen it from. A

25:34

friend of mine who are is a natural

25:36

colleague Ben Palmer who moved here new his

25:39

act as. He.

25:41

Uses lot of visual aids like that and it's

25:43

very funny. It's great. it's just a different type

25:45

of thing. Yeah, it's not something I think I

25:47

would ever do and I'll pick of your would

25:49

do. That. Either, But it's

25:52

just a style that. well, I'm against

25:54

it, but I'm not. Or if

25:56

you like, I think if you're a

25:58

stand up comedian, Then you

26:01

just stand there with a microphone and

26:03

do comedy. But you can still be

26:05

a comedian, an entertainer. But I do

26:07

think if you're us considered a stand

26:09

up comedian than you know that's your

26:11

thing. But if you're a in we

26:14

could still being entertained. Where's the line?

26:16

What he thinks to Iraq. Or.

26:19

Do you mean like idea on said well

26:21

I mean you know gonna stand still you

26:24

do get of understand and yes even people

26:26

that sit down and panel like if you're

26:28

a legend you're almost signed are you can

26:30

do a But I mean I think if

26:32

you know for stand up comedians were gonna

26:34

be. The. His dance church

26:37

comedians use. Visual. Effects

26:39

They do. Yeah. I'm

26:41

not saying you can't do but personally I'm not

26:43

going to be doing it and that's what I

26:46

was saying to says he has filed a good

26:48

I choose not to do with yeah but also.

26:50

Who. Knows you know I'm not too big

26:53

to get a laugh. Anyway that I came

26:55

on me that I was told that Gen

26:57

James Gregory would use to he he wants

26:59

hit a guy's puppet that used to papa

27:01

it in the guy. Couldn't.

27:04

Do is act does. He lost his pop. But

27:07

I can you know I've lost my

27:09

voice and still did my shell and

27:11

I thought it was a very good

27:14

she added a weekend recently with with

27:16

I lost my voice and I was

27:18

very horse but luckily my voices are

27:21

a little raspy anyway as I couldn't

27:23

sell. ah so I still I did

27:25

for shells and in Spokane on not

27:27

feeling very good and I forget Russia

27:30

because point on ever retirees comedy. Next

27:33

week. If

27:36

I ever saw three shows and how the is yeah

27:38

they come down at that point. I'm

27:41

no. Fan. Of I got married and like.

27:43

That's. A. That's a person

27:46

or and also like a financial

27:48

decision. Me and like

27:50

neither in neither department. My even think about

27:52

that in any. And anyway, what about your

27:54

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27:58

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Customers in good standing. Adam.

29:26

Lauer. With the glower. I.

29:28

Think a lower lower. I think the

29:30

lower out on. The.

29:34

Other off off off off

29:36

the. Rack

29:38

and I drove my wife I'll have

29:41

drug my wife and six of my

29:43

inlaws to earn show in Columbus school

29:45

and put the access instances and none

29:47

of them have ever been to a

29:49

comedy club before and I'm proud. Report

29:51

that aired has seven you say it

29:54

are I don't Zach where he was

29:56

oh his wife and sense of get

29:58

aggressive dissect. It earned his act air. had several

30:00

very funny bits about the city of Columbus.

30:03

It got me wondering, how do you guys

30:05

go about creating material for specific place, has

30:07

it ever backfired and upset the audience? Oh

30:11

man, I don't remember what

30:13

Adam's talking about. I don't remember what I

30:15

did. I think I said good to be

30:18

here in Columbus. And then I kind of moved on from there,

30:20

but I don't know. That's very nice

30:22

of you, Adam. Thank you. I'm glad everybody enjoyed the

30:24

show. I don't know. I feel like I need to

30:26

do more of that. I see some comics. I had

30:28

Monty Mitchell. You know, Monty

30:30

Mitchell guy. Very funny. He was

30:32

with me this weekend in Iowa

30:34

and he did. We

30:37

went to the state Capitol in Des Moines

30:39

and that night he talked about the state

30:42

Capitol building for like nine

30:44

minutes on stage, doing great,

30:46

getting big laughs. I'm like,

30:48

how do you do that? Monty's great. Some guys are

30:50

great at doing that. Uh, I don't feel like I'm

30:52

one of those guys. Um, so I don't talk about

30:55

where I'm at that much. I

30:57

mean, I was with Nate in Tacoma

30:59

when he did the dead horse and

31:01

the Mount Rainier that day, I was

31:03

blown away by how great

31:05

it was very first time he told it. I

31:07

think for me, it's like some cities

31:09

I go to something happens and I'm

31:12

like, Oh, I got something. This is

31:14

great. Uh, but other times it's

31:16

like, yeah, I mean, for me, I've

31:18

walked around Columbus. Uh, and

31:20

I like Columbus. I don't find there to

31:23

be anything particularly funny about it. I do

31:25

like the city. Yeah. But as I'm walking

31:27

around, I'm like, there's nothing really to

31:29

make fun of here. Some play like when

31:31

I was in Tacoma, I made fun of

31:34

like how I went walking down one side

31:36

of town and it got real sketchy and

31:38

people seem to agree. They enjoyed it, you

31:40

know? Uh, but yeah, I

31:42

did the Huntsville thing. That's like, but I

31:44

don't know. I just, if something's funny, but

31:47

it's like, you know, you go to like a

31:49

real rundown place, I don't want to be trash

31:51

in the city, right? Like your city's crap. You

31:53

know that, right? Cause people will like it, but

31:55

it just, some people won't and it just, I

31:57

don't like it. It doesn't feel good. Than

32:00

once because I know Tennessee.

32:03

Pretty well. I've been to a small town

32:05

it and see where I've made. References:

32:08

To thanks their the date it know about ah

32:10

when I knew too much yeah as are these

32:12

jokes are going to kill in the they just

32:14

stare at me seats are doing research on the

32:16

city and the year like. You. Know

32:19

yeah the as one of them was added

32:21

a Christmas party and Lewisburg, Tennessee and I

32:23

when I grew up lose birds. Very small

32:25

town. There was a guy who made it.

32:28

Ethical way to the majors for Lewisburg. He

32:30

was my age and in and I thought

32:32

this guy's going to be a hometown hero

32:35

and I started talking about him. Nobody knew

32:37

who I was talking about. It is not

32:39

one person. While. Now granted I

32:42

was thirty five years ago, I was

32:44

like oh boy, there's a carbon caped

32:46

The National recently use Like I got

32:48

some good jokes about your new mayor.

32:51

And. Nobody. Knows

32:53

who the man as yeah and nobody knows

32:55

anything about the bear on the how much

32:58

you think we know about stuff. Yeah Mandala

33:00

All I know about the old mayor. they

33:02

raised our taxes or something about him and

33:04

I don't like him for the last mayor

33:06

was a woman. Now know how the last

33:08

month behind them and a laugh we could

33:11

accompany him else to allows us to max

33:13

out your idea. That's because I'm too and

33:15

she's married to is a big comedies as

33:17

we enter and men are you met earlier

33:19

feet I can barely hear if I'm gonna

33:22

go to the bathroom. Yards once you

33:24

don't get the only the shut

33:26

it down as seen above all.

33:29

Yeah, well yeah, think well with

33:31

that alcan. Well, I'll just go

33:33

or I'll go on with the

33:35

Jasmine Lozano. Yeah, I've noticed that

33:38

Brian has been corrected for putting

33:40

the emphasis on the wrong syllable

33:42

multiple times my mom does this

33:45

year. She says Six Flags. And

33:48

set of Six flags. I don't. I don't

33:50

get out on how to read that's And

33:52

after correcting her for decades I've just given

33:54

out. Of it, you read it correctly. I.

33:57

Think pasta businesses must be on six

33:59

or six. Why does that have six flags?

34:01

Oh yeah, maybe not quite. Best robot? Yeah, that's

34:03

the point. They're making six flags. I don't know

34:05

how to do it by. yeah I guess so

34:08

she can see not a lot of like she

34:10

does. really wants to let you know there's flags

34:12

there but doesn't really matter how many I could

34:14

see me. Because. I could see me

34:16

doing the how would you say I made I could see it

34:19

be like her mom like. Six. Flags.

34:22

Instead of six, With. The

34:24

I can even add at yes, Yeah,

34:26

I get. I guess I I get

34:29

it like a D saying no Foo

34:31

Fighters Less right? Yeah, there was one

34:33

other day. That. Area and what

34:35

was that word? You correct me on. So the

34:37

day. Was with with one

34:40

where I put emphasis on the wrong word,

34:42

how's your own thoughts or said molecular we

34:44

were You added us, sell it, you add

34:46

in a syllable. Tools are the other day

34:49

but I don't know but the emphasis feel

34:51

like I've been fighting this thing. I just

34:53

want somebody. I don't know if this is

34:55

medically possible. I want someone to to poke

34:58

a hole in my face and just let

35:00

it counted. As a zoo and now

35:02

he can cats. It's not cats though. I've had

35:04

cats for a while and it's is be than

35:06

a new one now. And I knew

35:08

when. I mean. For. Months ago. I

35:13

was on playing the other day got have

35:15

full size lab across the across the really

35:17

no cage not just hang and I'll never

35:19

buy ever all his cross or may have.

35:21

the all the flight attendants are like acting

35:24

like they never seen a dog before was

35:26

a friendly dog the the money behind it

35:28

was fine okay but I might my sinuses

35:30

were just on fire really hold on to

35:32

him a dog be in their yeah. Maybe

35:36

that is will tap? I'm ready to move to a

35:38

pet last society. Was. The country where

35:40

they have no pets is there one. Never

35:43

heard them. As the you're going to have an article.

35:47

Where they have no pets of them are allowed to have

35:49

pets. Either one. another

35:53

your of giveaways and freedoms if you wanna

35:56

live in a place where had now that

35:58

that's yeah that's true the money to pick

36:00

up the pace on some of these. Okay. My

36:02

bad. My bad. Look at

36:04

us. Sorry about that. We're used to a two

36:07

hour podcast. I know. We're used to

36:09

really stretching out. Kyle Scott, at the risk of

36:11

sounding like a jerk, how often do you guys

36:13

find yourself bombing in front of an audience? You

36:15

can take this one. Does it happen often? Do

36:18

you bomb less as you get more chances to do

36:20

stand up? How do you recover from bombing in front

36:22

of an audience? On a serious note, I appreciate you

36:24

all persisting through those times when

36:26

you bomb. Look, bombing

36:28

happens all the time. You have bad

36:30

sets. I don't think like

36:33

the sort of caricature of a bomb where

36:35

it's like just a disaster. That's

36:37

few and far between. As you get better at comedy,

36:39

you just learn how to handle that better.

36:41

And I think you're in fewer situations where

36:44

that's possible, where like the setup is a

36:46

nightmare like that corporate gig ahead. Right. A

36:49

few weeks ago. Yeah. Those don't

36:51

happen that often. But yeah, you still,

36:53

you know, not every

36:55

set's great. Yeah. Because I

36:57

don't bomb in the traditional sense at all

36:59

anymore. But I've also invented

37:01

a wave and I say we're having a

37:03

good time, which helps me a lot. I

37:06

have some situations like you're talking about

37:08

corporate gig where it's like it's a

37:10

tough situation. But even then,

37:12

I'm not bombing. But I got so much

37:14

material now that I've developed over the years

37:16

to where I'm like, all right, this is

37:18

not working. Maybe I sometimes I think

37:21

I get a little, can get a little

37:23

weird, where it's like people know

37:25

me, they buy tickets to come see me and

37:27

then I'm in a corporate environment where it's like,

37:29

there's a chance that nobody or only

37:31

a few people in the audience know who I am.

37:34

Yeah. And now they're like,

37:36

what's this guy doing? So I go back to

37:38

some of the older stuff. So

37:41

yeah. Yeah. I mean, my

37:43

last two bombs have been two of my higher

37:46

paying corporate gigs. Yeah. You think

37:49

there's going to be the best, but often they're

37:51

not. Well, the buyers I find

37:53

in those situations know you know your comedy, love

37:56

you, they Enjoy you. So They

37:58

reach out and they get you hired. Then

38:00

you know you're just nobody else. You

38:02

just deal with a room full of

38:04

people that may not even be Sands

38:06

of Comedy rice and often times a

38:08

corporate gigs it's sides they're in. They're

38:10

listening to people talk all day. So

38:13

even though year funnier at talking than

38:15

the rest of the people, they're still

38:17

tired of here and talk and. Yeah.

38:20

I agree and then some guys come in

38:22

and talking about you know is a drink

38:24

a lot and they're like okay we still

38:26

drink a lot of yes mister. If

38:29

you're a blackout, right? it is. I. Have

38:33

posted a David's Bridal Yeah through here.

38:35

I guess we are David's Bridal. Western

38:41

Allies Brown I'm nearly forty years old. How

38:43

old? Is too old to start a career

38:45

and stand up to in a row

38:47

for Brian? How

38:50

am I crazy for wanting to pursue

38:53

that? Yes, I say this: if you

38:55

have kids that are young. Yes, I'll

38:58

you're single. Go. For well as

39:00

hot as was a The same thing started

39:03

when I was thirty five, but I was

39:05

single. To me that's more important than your

39:07

age. Yeah, is your family situation, the have

39:09

young kids, your life situation, your wife's a

39:12

job and everything is. You're not gonna just

39:14

become a star. Were nice, will take a

39:16

long time. You're not going to make any

39:18

money in. took me a mean really from

39:21

to the time I went full time. It

39:23

took you know for years to make any

39:25

kind of money but I was already doing

39:27

it. you know, six years prior to. Going

39:30

full time. So we're looking at ten

39:32

years before I actually was making any

39:34

money with comedy, but I do as

39:37

of offer countered that In Nashville alone

39:39

I can think of people who. Have.

39:42

Great jobs in the family and they

39:44

combed open Mike's and they've gotten very

39:46

funny and they get to do shows

39:48

and travel a little bit in there.

39:51

And. In. But. For enjoy doing

39:53

comedy and their kids hate them. Now I'm

39:55

a little of the you have like a.

39:57

Bow. our friend though

40:00

who's like a, who was a doctor and

40:02

he has adult children now. Yeah, he has

40:04

adult kids. Yeah, I guess 40, you might

40:06

not have adult children. Yeah, Beau is also,

40:09

I think, retired and

40:11

has made himself a ton of money probably. I don't know

40:13

his bank account. Well, he probably made himself a ton of

40:15

money. At 40, his kids could be

40:17

close to grown. Yeah. Could be. Yeah.

40:21

And then that would make it easier. I mean, Brian Covington is

40:23

a very funny comic here in Nashville. He gets to do great

40:25

shows, but he's got a great family life. Right. And

40:28

his wife comes to a lot of

40:30

his shows. She's like very supportive. So

40:32

that's a big part of it too. Is

40:34

your wife like into it and does she

40:36

understand how much you'll be gone? Right.

40:39

So I think the short answer is no, it's not

40:41

too old, but it's going to cause, depending on your

40:43

life situation, it's going to force you

40:45

to make some sacrifices. And ask yourself, are

40:48

you an alcoholic? You know what I mean?

40:50

Because if you are, it's going to get worse.

40:52

That's for sure. That's

40:55

messed up that every day. How about this

40:57

last name, Brian? I want to see you tackle this. This

40:59

is crazy. Cosmo Crouman

41:02

knocker. I think so. Okay.

41:05

I like it. I think it's that Cosmo is great.

41:07

Yeah. Cosmo Kramer. Cosmo Kramer. That

41:10

is a reference to that. I

41:12

don't know. Okay. Is it

41:14

my turn to read? Yeah, I think so. I saw

41:16

Dusty at the Tempe improv. A few hours before the

41:18

show, I got the wild idea to dress like Dusty

41:20

to just sit in the crowd and laugh and enjoy

41:22

the show. My wife talked me out

41:24

of it, but I am really regretting listening to

41:26

her now. I just wanted to know what

41:28

Dusty would think of performing in front of a crowd

41:30

full of imitators. Would you be into

41:32

it? Well, I'll tell you this. I've

41:35

done shows all over the place and

41:37

people sometimes will go, some of the

41:40

wait staff will go, oh, there's people

41:42

in the audience dressed like you. And

41:44

then I'll make a joke about it and

41:47

then get no real reaction. And then

41:49

after the show, find out they're not dressed like

41:51

me. That's just how they dress. So

41:54

a lot of people look like me. When

42:00

I go to Florida, there'll be a lot of people in the audience that

42:02

looks like me. And it's like, people just

42:04

look like this. And that's

42:06

what, when people think I'm ripping off

42:08

Judah Friedlander out here, it's like, a

42:10

lot of people look like me. And

42:13

uh, but- What about that guy? Uh,

42:17

but yeah, I mean, I- It's Cosmo. But once

42:19

in a while, people do dress like me, and

42:21

I am into it. I wouldn't mind if the

42:23

whole audience was dressed like me, I'd go, well,

42:25

at least these guys are my fans, and let's

42:27

get into it. It's about to get weird in

42:29

this show, because you're into what I do. There

42:32

was a guy in Lexington at your show that we did that was

42:35

very much looking like you. Oh

42:37

yeah. Oh yeah, dude. Oh, he even had the belt with the name

42:39

on it. Yeah. You have a very

42:41

easily, I don't know the

42:43

word, it's easy to do you.

42:46

Yeah. Costume-wise. Yeah.

42:49

Because you have a good time. You dress like me,

42:51

and then you go, this is fun. But if you

42:53

had to dress up as me or Brian, or even

42:55

Nate, what would you do? A lot harder. Yeah. I

42:59

don't know that there would be a, I mean,

43:01

if you dress like you, you're

43:03

almost dressing like me, but

43:06

you got a hat and a beard. Right.

43:08

And a hoodie. Some of those leaves you've been

43:10

collecting. Yeah. Maybe turn the hoodie around backwards, put

43:12

some popcorn in the hoodie. That was an old

43:14

round. Oh yeah. I mean, that would be

43:16

a- Were you saying like a fat suit? No,

43:19

you meant just now? Maybe. Yeah,

43:21

stuff some leaves. Yeah.

43:24

One of the sumo wrestler suits. All

43:26

right. That's what the comments. Thank you, everybody. Thank you,

43:29

everybody. Let's get into it. Yeah, in the meantime. I

43:31

got a good 10 minutes to talk about furniture. We're

43:33

going to stretch out a little bit. Yeah, we are.

43:36

All right. Well, this week we're talking about

43:38

furniture. I got to ask you guys,

43:40

when you come home, end of a hard night,

43:43

hard week, whatever, do you have a

43:45

place that is your designated place to

43:47

sit? I don't, and I wish I

43:49

did. Because I feel like that was a

43:51

hallmark of my childhood was my dad

43:53

had his chair, right? Yeah. You

43:55

come home and you sit in your chair. And you're like a recliner? Like

43:58

a lazy boy. Like a lazy boy, yeah. Yeah, yeah,

44:00

and it looked like this that

44:02

feeling must be great I've never had that

44:05

and I wish I did do you have a

44:07

chair dusty now This is what I do I

44:09

come home after a hard weekend on the road

44:11

and my wife goes here take this baby and

44:14

I need to do something with myself I've

44:16

been here with kids all weekend and I

44:19

just I need just a little bit of

44:21

time to be myself And

44:23

then so I'm on the couch if

44:25

I'm lucky with two kids and it's

44:28

great I love it. I do love

44:30

it. Yeah, but yeah, I mean it's like oh,

44:32

I'm tired. She's like well She's

44:34

like I'm tired of than you you've been out hanging

44:36

out with your buddies having a blast having a blast

44:39

and I've been Here and she's like I love being

44:41

with the kids But I'm you know, you need a

44:43

break every now break. Do you have a chair Brian?

44:45

No, I have a spot on the couch but a

44:47

spot on the couch. That's where you take all your

44:49

videos I've seen your spot on

44:51

the couch. Oh, I think I know the spot on your

44:53

couch, too Your dog and your

44:55

and your daughter there. Yeah, yeah and end at

44:58

the end right with the armrest there Yeah, I

45:00

gotta say I think a couch is overrated. It's

45:02

gonna surprise The two of

45:04

y'all that I think that yeah, but wouldn't

45:06

you rather have three? Individual

45:09

seats. Yeah, then a couch.

45:12

I mean I do have some comfortable chairs. We have a

45:15

You don't want an armrest with each arm. I

45:17

have an armrest on the couch You want to sit that

45:19

close? Let's say you have to put three people on the

45:21

couch You won't sit that close to another

45:24

person Well, I mean

45:26

when maybe his wife there's not

45:28

three adults in our house Okay,

45:31

then why have a couch? Sometimes

45:34

I like to sit there and then if

45:36

there's nobody I'll just stretch out keep watching

45:38

television lay down Yeah, okay before I got

45:40

married. I had this set up going I

45:42

had I had a couch And

45:44

I had taken all the back cushions off and

45:47

then I had a king-sized Blanket That

45:50

I would put on it And Then I could

45:52

you could I could lay on one part of

45:54

the king size Blanket and then pull the other

45:56

side over me. So I created like a little

45:58

pocket and then I would have a pillow. And

46:00

then I had a wireless keyboard and

46:02

mouse where I had i not had

46:04

a big monitor for a computer and

46:06

I could just kick back watch you

46:09

tube. videos should get out but you

46:11

know, and just for hours and hours.

46:13

before I was married, before I had

46:15

kids and I could just do that

46:17

so. Maybe. You're right about

46:19

sitting on a couch but the home

46:21

laying watching tv on a couch or

46:23

mean that is where it's at. Okay

46:25

and I get this is back when

46:27

you tube was great and the you

46:30

watch what you watch some crazy they

46:32

are yard mounted you watch your crazy

46:34

video and then it rose you're right

46:36

into the next one now you watch

46:38

your crazy video the next one is

46:40

some mainstream media plugin in their know

46:42

my wanna try to watch there is

46:45

trying to get away from this for

46:47

the moonlight. A I mean

46:49

that's for sit on. Yeah, I learned a

46:51

lot of right right? Yeah

46:53

I remember do The best couch you

46:56

ever. I remember. Sophomore. Year

46:58

college a friend of mine's older brother

47:00

at a couch yeah, new at his

47:02

apartment and he's like I'm graduating. If

47:06

you want this couch can have a for

47:08

free and we showed up. they can it

47:10

be this you know will futon wherever we

47:12

walk in. Islam nice as couch. It's like

47:15

to nice for a college kids apartment. Yeah.

47:17

Probably. Fourteen

47:19

hundred, fifteen hundred dollar couch. Have

47:22

to use you to like took up half

47:24

our dorm room but we carry that thing

47:26

back. Oh you're in a dorm or and

47:28

we carried it to our dorm room and

47:30

it was I mean the envy of the

47:32

whole lower. Yeah they have this nice cow

47:35

since like they are you know wasn't big

47:37

enough. we had a doodle, the till or

47:39

a fair. I mean we have brought a

47:41

tape measure. it barely fit in the room

47:43

and I think it actually compromised how far

47:45

the door could open so it was one

47:47

of those like were willing to make the

47:49

sacrifice. yes that nice of the and I

47:51

actually retract. my statement about couches early because

47:53

i'm remembering how good it felt to

47:55

just lounge on to get us aren't

47:57

all on that couch the of underclass

48:00

or something. I'm thinking that's the problem. The

48:03

couch was too good. And

48:05

now no couch compared to

48:08

that memory. And your couches are overrated. Oh

48:10

man, that was a great couch. We used

48:12

to go back and just watch Maury after

48:15

class, the underrated show. I missed that.

48:17

I love the show. There's like

48:20

a screenwriting. I was listening to some person

48:23

talking about screenwriting. And they're talking about when you're

48:25

combing through your life for things,

48:28

like stories about your life, a

48:30

good way to think about it is

48:32

the cars that you've driven. Think

48:35

about all the cars you've driven and that'll

48:37

place you in your head in those different

48:39

times of your life. But I think it

48:41

works for couches too. Oh yeah. Because even

48:43

just talking about it is taking me back.

48:45

And I'm thinking about all the times that's

48:47

interesting. I do want to do that now.

48:49

I've done it with cars. I do it

48:51

with music. But I've had a lot of

48:53

couches too. I've lived in a lot of

48:55

places. Yeah, I'm guessing, I mean, a

48:59

wild range of quality of couches for

49:01

you too. We had a

49:03

couch one time that we sewed or we

49:06

sawed the back legs off of it. You

49:08

know, those little ones. Yeah. We sawed those

49:10

off so that it would have a little

49:12

tilt to it and had a real, like

49:15

when you sat in it, you really leaned

49:17

back in it. Oh, a tilt backwards. Yeah.

49:19

I was going to say, tilt forward sounds

49:21

like a nightmare. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. A

49:24

real tilt backwards. Yeah. Have you ever, in

49:26

the time of your life, the couch

49:28

has been your bed? Yeah,

49:31

to some degree, yeah. Growing up, I lived in

49:33

a two-bedroom trailer with four people altogether. So the

49:35

couch was your bed? Yeah, for a long time,

49:37

yeah. I just mean as an adult, like you

49:40

ever had a... Not some

49:42

sad, poor childhood idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

49:44

We're learning more like fun stuff. I

49:46

thought I'd be like, you're 20s, me

49:48

and a bunch of buddies. But no,

49:51

that was your childhood.

49:54

No, never as an adult. No,

49:56

my senior year of college, I just

49:59

a mattress. on the floor. That's

50:01

about as close as I've gotten. I've had a mattress on

50:03

the floor a couple of times. Yeah, sad looking. When you

50:05

had a couch in your dorm room, did you guys have

50:07

bunk beds? My

50:10

sophomore year I had a quad, so we

50:13

had a common room in between. We

50:16

actually lofted the

50:18

beds and each side of it. So in the middle you

50:21

just had room for the couch and the TV or whatever

50:23

you wanted in there. And half

50:25

that room was that couch. I mean it

50:27

was so deep that it was cumbersome in

50:29

a lot of ways, but it was awesome.

50:32

Oh, I see. I lived

50:34

in a house when I first moved to

50:36

Nashville and I had a queen size mattress

50:38

and box springs and the stairwell was so

50:40

small that I couldn't get the box spring

50:43

up. So Joe Kelly

50:45

helped me. We sawed the box

50:47

springs and folded it and then

50:49

carried it up the stairs and then unfolded it

50:51

out. It worked great. Really?

50:54

Yeah. No, no, not couch. The

50:56

box springs. The box springs. Yeah.

50:59

Yeah. That's crazy. What's the longest you've

51:01

ever had a mattress? Oh gosh. I

51:05

have a joke about it. I mean I had

51:07

a mattress that I think my sister gave to

51:09

me. I bought a trailer that she

51:11

used to live in and I think the mattress

51:13

was still in there. Who knows how long they

51:15

had it. And then I had it

51:17

for a couple of years in that trailer and

51:19

then I took it to Charleston and it

51:22

moved with me several places. And

51:24

this was when I was an alcoholic and

51:26

I was living a rough life and a

51:28

lot of things happened to that mattress. And

51:32

I moved from one

51:34

place to another and

51:36

I flew off the back of the truck,

51:38

landed on a bridge, got ran over, I

51:40

picked it up. It was all bent up

51:43

and I kept that until

51:45

I quit drinking. I had that mattress

51:47

and I threw that mattress in a

51:49

dumpster and it was so worn out

51:51

that when I threw it in the

51:53

dumpster it was able to just fold

51:55

over. I mean I

51:58

bet I had it. What was that? I

52:01

bet I had it for, you know, 14 years. Yeah.

52:07

And then who knows how long it had

52:09

been around before then. Yeah. Decades.

52:12

Yeah. Yeah. I had

52:14

my, like, uh, older brother's bed when I took

52:16

his room, when he moved out, that mattress was

52:18

still around. I think it's still in my parents'

52:20

house. Uh, yeah. I mean, 30 years, maybe?

52:23

Oh, man. Yeah, maybe. My car

52:25

re-used, I guess, now. Yeah. Just

52:27

flip it over every now and then. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So

52:30

it feels weird. Just flip it over, dude. Flip it on

52:32

its side. Whatever you need to do. The average

52:34

age of a mattress is seven years. Okay.

52:37

Seven. They do, uh,

52:39

gain weight over time. Oh, they

52:41

gain a lot of weight. Mine was very heavy

52:44

and a little empty. You can

52:46

only guess why they gain weight. Skinsales,

52:48

dust mites, that's for the

52:50

mattress. What makes them? Mm-hmm.

52:54

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.

52:56

Uh, back to couches. There's a difference between a sofa and a

52:59

couch, but... I wouldn't be

53:01

able to tell you. I feel like it would be in the

53:03

north, they call it a sofa in the south, we call it

53:05

a couch. Yeah. That's

53:07

what I would think. A sofa's average life expectancy is

53:09

2,958 days. That's

53:11

roughly eight years. A sofa's

53:13

life expectancy? Okay. A

53:15

sofa's never end. Yeah.

53:20

We eat, on average, 13 times

53:22

a month, we eat on the couch. Yeah. It's

53:26

a little low. Yeah. I'm

53:28

on the right end of that bell curve,

53:30

for sure. Yeah, I would only say 13

53:33

because I'm gone a good bit

53:35

of days. Yeah. Is

53:38

there a piece of furniture that you've always wanted

53:40

for your house that you've yet to get, besides

53:42

the walk-in cooler? I guess that's what you're

53:44

looking for. Furniture. Yeah.

53:46

Uh, man,

53:49

I don't know. I'd like a lazy boy. There's no

53:51

room in my house right now to have a lazy

53:53

boy chair, but I would want... I want a throne.

53:55

Every man needs a throne in his house, right? Yeah,

53:57

I would like that too. Just a

53:59

kickback. You tell the kids you're not allowed on it.

54:02

You know, just sit there and complain about stuff. You

54:05

know, just be, yeah, it sounds great. I

54:07

would like that. I got a small recliner,

54:10

you know, that I like, but a nice, thinking

54:13

about it. I may go get one. Okay.

54:16

Tonight. I got a Netflix special now. I

54:18

may go get a recliner. There you go. Yeah, you can go get

54:20

a chair if you want it. I don't have a Lexus SUV that

54:22

a lot of people in the Nateland

54:24

Facebook group think I have. Should we clarify

54:26

that? Yeah, let's clear it. Dusty and I

54:28

did a video. For with

54:31

rated red, where we ate hot

54:33

chicken around Nashville in the video,

54:35

Dusty picks me up in a Lexus. Yeah.

54:39

And there are a lot of comments. Can't

54:41

believe Dusty's driving a Lexus. Didn't strike

54:43

me as a Lexus SUV guy. But

54:45

what's the real story about that? Well,

54:47

you know, the rated red people had

54:50

the Lexus all wired up with cameras.

54:52

The GoPros and the microphones and everything. So I

54:54

just drove their car. Yes. So

54:57

that wasn't Dusty's personal car in

55:00

the video. That needs to be made clear. Yes.

55:04

I drive. I have a Toyota

55:06

Tacoma and a Mercedes. And a lot of times I'm

55:08

driving a Toyota Corolla out here. Yeah.

55:13

I love that car. We call it the zipper. I

55:15

can just zip around in that thing and it is

55:17

great. I don't worry about getting

55:19

it dinged up or dinged up a bit. You've

55:22

been in some wrecks with. Not wrecks, but it

55:24

gets dinged up. Well, if you haven't

55:26

seen the video, it's a very funny video that these guys

55:28

are in. So go check that out.

55:30

It is funny. It turned out

55:32

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when you moved into your current house, the

57:37

TV's got to go there. Well,

57:40

yeah, I think so. I mean, I took some time

57:42

to figure out where I want the TV. We don't

57:44

have a TV in our living room. We do have

57:47

a bonus room where we have to play room And

57:49

we don't, we don't have a TV in the living

57:51

room and we do spend a lot of time there.

57:54

When me and the family sit in this room and

57:56

we talk to each other and we don't watch TV.

57:58

That's nice. But Then we do. Have you know

58:00

a room with a Tv and and I

58:02

had a spot now it's gotta stay there

58:04

with his. I drilled giant holes in the

58:06

wall to hang a T V Hangar Fear

58:08

and I never wanted move butter. Yeah I

58:10

mean I like a. I. Like a T

58:13

V to be in hotspot, you know, high up. For

58:15

while high as it can get it's it's out.

58:17

minibar in on the wall kind of starts to. Tilt

58:21

of that so be. The last

58:23

few years I've been obsessed with

58:25

this sub reddit called Tv Too

58:27

High A where you where They

58:30

basically roast people who have their

58:32

television too high. In

58:34

their house the ideally. The.

58:37

Television should be. I

58:39

level right yeah and he shouldn't have to look

58:41

back of your head and I max riot you

58:43

know won't hurt your neck. The problem is. The

58:46

instinct is to put the television right

58:49

above a fireplace yeah are on the

58:51

mantle but that's usually to eyes and

58:53

we have to rethink that. This sub

58:56

reddit is a blast it might not.

58:58

I'm wheatley change when it it would

59:00

think about like that particular height. Athletic

59:03

Com and five. He was lateral known

59:05

as you often as a. Result

59:08

of other than a bad and but it

59:10

we will show that when we find a.

59:13

We. Find the goal of these have been fine so

59:15

far. Well. Allowed okay with

59:17

it was easier. This

59:20

is Reddit so I'm sorry, but here's a

59:22

few hired example that's too hot but but

59:24

let's go back to. the owls are souder.

59:26

If. You have that

59:28

view. Don't

59:30

be watching T V exactly. Cinema.

59:32

Lama look at your put it on a different was

59:35

rashid lot. Of the. Senate.

59:42

Yeah. Not say even

59:44

here. I'll say this, the television's

59:46

pretty high. And mates mates

59:48

was. But. They. Have amount that

59:50

you can pm and nice adjust. Some can

59:53

pull it down the get as at a

59:55

good high life but this is totally changed

59:57

the way I got a friend's houses in.

1:00:00

Just not judge. But I'm so aware

1:00:02

this is like perfect height. Yeah, think

1:00:04

so right here? Yeah right. Or Bob's

1:00:06

I mean that smell. It doesn't even

1:00:08

need to be. Man, it's right above

1:00:10

the television. Stan. That's.

1:00:12

Where your wife I agree are T

1:00:14

V is above the mantle above the

1:00:16

fireplace. have it in a little it's

1:00:18

it's are Now at our defense that

1:00:20

we cut the back legs off our

1:00:22

couch so it tilts and zagat how

1:00:24

to looking directly at exactly you when

1:00:26

us what you want to do. I

1:00:28

was listening to that a how much

1:00:30

of it's Hillary that was a joke

1:00:32

as a call back to the C

1:00:34

Santa of you know you know Ruth

1:00:36

same as and laughs out of the

1:00:38

galaxy map as as Eleanor the saw

1:00:40

her again stay on. A was

1:00:42

infamous Adirondack Chairs Yeah it

1:00:44

was A ah was to

1:00:46

say I looked up t

1:00:48

these. Current. Prices use I

1:00:50

had no idea and Chris was a lot of deals

1:00:53

right now for the Superbowl as when they try to

1:00:55

get your it's the most expensive T V's I could

1:00:57

see that you could buy like your normal store like

1:00:59

Best Buy or whatever was five thousand dollars. Five

1:01:02

thousand and One is like navigate.

1:01:04

It's. Forty. Five K Whatever.

1:01:06

The Top: ten years and a what kind

1:01:08

of room are you dealing with when you

1:01:10

have a ninety eight inch to ever go

1:01:12

to some Icehouse name? a huge Tv with

1:01:15

a living rooms Real small inside. You don't

1:01:17

need this. Why are we? I can't see

1:01:19

Iger anyhow. Sunglasses I watched to allow him

1:01:21

to turn my head. The six going to.

1:01:24

Affect our Pacific Bell. Remember when they were

1:01:26

the Tv settled been done It for a

1:01:28

second. I'm like they're trying to make that

1:01:31

same kerner and maybe they still are by

1:01:33

a computer. Monitors they still make curved and.

1:01:35

Yeah, way to get like a big and

1:01:37

get a huge wide monitor. Yes, curves a

1:01:40

kind of envelops you in L. Yeah, spawn

1:01:42

of comfort to do in the Tv? Yeah.

1:01:46

I read where. Desk. Chairs.

1:01:49

Were. Basically invented. By

1:01:51

Charles Darwin. Oh, he

1:01:53

was a lot of research and he would have

1:01:56

wills on his chair so he could quickly go

1:01:58

back and forth. On a stuff. What

1:02:00

to what be like? He's. Amounts of

1:02:02

data from a beaker to huddle. Now whatever. Charles

1:02:04

Darwin do a he's trying to help in that

1:02:06

evolution of hunch in our back. Yeah, that's right.

1:02:09

Used for. Hear.

1:02:15

About that was that is interesting. I yeah yeah

1:02:17

he never gets credit for the screener. He just

1:02:19

gets. Credit for of stuff.

1:02:21

Do you guys ever check into a hotel and

1:02:23

be like what is this? Oh I know he

1:02:25

has his eye and chronicle in this a little

1:02:28

bit on our on social media. It's been a

1:02:30

lot of fun for me. I just had a

1:02:32

lot of bad. Hotel. Furniture

1:02:34

lately and was a dusty eat every

1:02:36

time. I think it's. Not.

1:02:39

For them if there, Was

1:02:41

or. Than. A signal.

1:02:43

Sometimes I'll check into a hotel and they'll

1:02:45

be like a desk and a couch and

1:02:47

I'll be like are the za some I

1:02:50

got a lot of places to sit there

1:02:52

and then I spend the entire weekend sitting

1:02:54

on the back. Of course I know anything

1:02:56

about this chair out on hotel and this

1:02:58

was just set up in a quarter of

1:03:01

a looks like an ottoman that kind of

1:03:03

through a half of a back onto the

1:03:05

like We got all these ottomans and all

1:03:07

these extra back rest and I wanna go.

1:03:10

What do you expect any wants to do?

1:03:12

You can. Even set a suitcase on

1:03:14

it. Yeah, it's just a waste at

1:03:16

here's another one. This.

1:03:18

Is a bit of us

1:03:20

fainting couch the communists took

1:03:23

up half other of a

1:03:25

hamper them as as the

1:03:27

call this a chaise lounge

1:03:29

and Idsa this is not

1:03:31

a particularly good design that.

1:03:34

Are sir, I think so. I've never heard

1:03:37

of a chaise lounge at night or overcome

1:03:39

slavery sustain. This is a sort of shades

1:03:41

of these checks out and the I'll yeah

1:03:43

for them and that. but wouldn't that have

1:03:45

a debate? I would have turned around. For.

1:03:48

Sure for this is to play a

1:03:50

long and looks almost like a therapist

1:03:52

chair. But. There's only a back. On

1:03:55

one side of it. And. go

1:03:57

what do you envision brushes accounted

1:03:59

so for Brian, like sitting on

1:04:01

the end of the couch. She's got one

1:04:03

armrest. Well, you want to ask like the

1:04:06

whoever designed this hotel room, what

1:04:08

do you envision me doing? I

1:04:10

get in, I don't know

1:04:12

what they expect me to do with my suitcase,

1:04:15

but I just sit on that like Kate Winslet

1:04:17

and Titanic. That's what I think of it. It

1:04:20

paid me like one of your French girls.

1:04:22

This is what it looks like. This is

1:04:24

what I think was happening. They are on

1:04:26

some kind of website for hotel furniture and

1:04:28

they're clicking along and they go, oh, this

1:04:30

is on sale. And then 50% off. And

1:04:34

they're like, oh, we could get a lot

1:04:36

of these. They're like, it looks good. I

1:04:40

don't think that looks good at

1:04:42

all. I'm saying what hotel is this? I

1:04:45

don't, I don't remember. An upscale hotel? No.

1:04:48

It looks like somebody trying to look for a middle of

1:04:50

the road. I would say middle of the road. Yeah. This

1:04:53

is like a Hampton Inn level. If this were

1:04:55

right around there, it could be placed on the

1:04:57

wall in a way that that it shouldn't be

1:04:59

in this corner like that. It should be up

1:05:01

against the wall. Well, here's what you do. You

1:05:03

take it out. And then my reaction would have

1:05:05

been, wow, this hotel room is very spacious. Yeah.

1:05:08

Instead of it's cramped and I don't know what that is in

1:05:10

the corner. Yeah. You

1:05:12

know, if you guys were president, how

1:05:15

would you decorate the White House? Like what's one dusty

1:05:18

sleigh touch? I think about this a

1:05:20

lot because a I watch the West Wing all the

1:05:22

time and they talk about a little bit when you

1:05:24

show up and you get the oval office, you can

1:05:27

put anything you want in it. Basically

1:05:29

any national museum, you can go take whatever you

1:05:31

want and just put it in the

1:05:34

oval office. So here's, this is what Joe

1:05:36

Biden's looks like right now. You can get

1:05:38

any paintings you want in there, any desk,

1:05:40

any furniture, you can arrange the couches any

1:05:42

way you want. What would

1:05:44

you have in there? I'd get some old

1:05:47

couches and I'd get some lava lamps and

1:05:49

probably some Salvador Dali paintings and

1:05:51

I'd make it look like real, like a

1:05:54

stoner, uh, kind of, kind of room there

1:05:56

and just be like a, my trailer looked

1:05:58

in the early 2000s. and some

1:06:01

blinds. Yeah, some blinds. Just just old. Instead

1:06:03

of the door and those beads that

1:06:05

he had to walk through. Yeah,

1:06:07

and just like an old

1:06:10

rug. Fabric poster of Jimmy Hendrix.

1:06:12

Yeah, no pain. I said Salvador

1:06:14

Dali paintings. I mean posters. Oh,

1:06:16

posters. Like I'd get like that Pink

1:06:18

Floyd one with all the women sitting on the side

1:06:20

of the tub and I have the, you know. And

1:06:22

not framed. Not framed. Duct tape.

1:06:24

Duct tape or thumbtacks. Yeah. And a lot of holes in the

1:06:26

paint poster where you can see you've moved it a lot. Maybe

1:06:33

some empty liquor bottles on

1:06:36

the shelf. On the shelf. Yeah. And

1:06:40

not even an expensive liquor brand. Just something you're

1:06:42

proud that you get. Yeah, Evan Williams early times.

1:06:44

I made it like Jack Daniels honey. Something funny.

1:06:46

Yeah, yeah. And you remember the good times. Yeah.

1:06:49

Yeah, take down all those statues. Yes. From

1:06:52

the Museum of Modern Art. Or, you

1:06:54

know, put like a, you know, like

1:06:56

a beanie on this head. Right. Some

1:06:59

sunglasses. Sure. Mini fridge.

1:07:02

Yeah. You've got a good

1:07:04

way I'll get you some stuff. Yeah.

1:07:07

Yeah. Desk wise, no desk. You'd

1:07:09

just be on the couch. Yeah, maybe folding

1:07:11

table where we would be playing beer pong.

1:07:16

Folding table. Yeah.

1:07:18

This desk, this is the most famous desk probably of

1:07:21

all time. You know what this desk is called? The

1:07:23

presidential desk right here. The Roosevelt.

1:07:26

Pretty darn close to. I do, yeah. Yeah,

1:07:28

the Resolute desk. Oh, wow. Have

1:07:30

you heard that? No. Before,

1:07:32

this is the desk that most of the modern

1:07:35

presidents have used. Though you can choose. Some people

1:07:37

chose not to use it. It was made from,

1:07:39

I think I said, I can't remember the, the

1:07:41

Resolute was a ship. Who chose not to use

1:07:43

it? Yeah. What did they do with it? Put

1:07:45

it in the closet? Yeah.

1:07:47

There's a lot of storage at the White House. You

1:07:49

go, I'd rather not use that particular, desk.

1:07:53

Oh, it weighs 1,300 pounds. Yeah. There's

1:07:56

a red button used to call eights. There's

1:07:58

a red button. That, that.. you probably

1:08:00

heard of for red button on the desk. He.

1:08:03

Became famous for people think and it was

1:08:05

like that's the nuclear she was last. right

1:08:07

where you are watch nukes at Russia you

1:08:09

just hit the but yeah it really all

1:08:11

it's ever done is just call. Somebody.

1:08:14

To Carbon. Yeah that though the legend there's

1:08:16

and there's that Trump does. It was just

1:08:19

a diet coke but ah yeah would press

1:08:21

it and then some. I will come with

1:08:23

a diet coke on a silver platter and

1:08:25

you press that all. and who wouldn't do.

1:08:28

That's what I'm saying. If you're the President

1:08:30

like airlines. yeah got some things I'd be

1:08:32

my babies. Maybe little quirky thing. what would

1:08:34

your red button be on your foldout tape

1:08:37

may have lowered my red button state. Suicide

1:08:39

when I don't know someone to come change

1:08:42

the T v you know like the old

1:08:44

school days my dad had a little and

1:08:46

are com at his house year and he

1:08:48

would yet our satellite dish new and there

1:08:50

was a every and remotes for everything but

1:08:53

there was one button that he had have

1:08:55

to push to go turn the satellite dish

1:08:57

off to go back to regular tv at

1:08:59

he didn't have a button for sell you

1:09:01

a hit the intercom me go hey come

1:09:04

in the living room and I'd come any

1:09:06

got push that button specifically to discuss. It.

1:09:09

With. To

1:09:12

as with you and have, yeah, something

1:09:14

like that here. Here's me at a

1:09:16

at the resolute desk Why I have

1:09:18

an hour. That's. Not the real

1:09:21

one obviously that's at the George Bush.

1:09:23

Presidential. Library in Dallas, Texas of

1:09:26

the haven't Full size replica of the

1:09:28

Oval office in there. And. Then

1:09:30

what you say that the resolute that Say

1:09:32

it. You do feel powerful. Yeah you

1:09:34

a power filing a desk I think all

1:09:36

of that the share. All of that is

1:09:39

important because he said is your I that's

1:09:41

a nice desk I may keep the desk

1:09:43

okay but still do on our beer pong

1:09:45

of sorts on the desk Beer pong on

1:09:48

a resolute the i don't drink anymore but

1:09:50

just the idea we would just do with

1:09:52

you know sweetie and nobody plays beer pong

1:09:54

with beer anymore. Oh yeah now that

1:09:56

way instead of just water in the costs and

1:09:59

we drink a beer. While you play. But.

1:10:01

Nobody spill in the cops up

1:10:03

last week as weak. as

1:10:08

he gets much cleaner. As last what it's

1:10:10

all bow vow better spill it is about

1:10:12

the bit of the germs. Two you know

1:10:14

I hate your like You know when when

1:10:16

somebody hits it is. Not only is that

1:10:18

a punishment. That. You have to

1:10:20

drink the beer but you also you know

1:10:23

you have to drink the germs. You know

1:10:25

be better at the game right? And we

1:10:27

would always put it in it's own solo

1:10:29

cup of water. Sure it's running around. Yeah,

1:10:31

absolutely for half a second. Take it as

1:10:33

a police officer. There is no Calvin back

1:10:35

and we were don't answer Answer. For

1:10:39

about a pool table. Would. You consider that.

1:10:41

furniture. No.

1:10:43

I don't think so as to why would I?

1:10:45

What is what would you or the definition of

1:10:47

furnish? I think it's you after. Interact

1:10:50

with it and some like sit in it

1:10:52

or on it or. I.

1:10:55

Would say yes to a pool table. Been

1:10:57

furniture furniture T V wouldn't be fit that

1:10:59

definition t I think see these for to

1:11:01

show you don't know. Okay Us:

1:11:03

why don't I think like your couch and

1:11:05

everything in relation to where the Tv set

1:11:07

up as a furniture to somebody has gone

1:11:10

through this evolution to were at some point

1:11:12

you know Tv used to be in a

1:11:14

big wooden box that sat on the floor

1:11:16

so it was kites. A we're almost like

1:11:19

the resolute desk yep and it was that

1:11:21

heavy and now in our just can hang

1:11:23

on the wall so it might have lost

1:11:26

it's furniture status. That's true because we're as

1:11:28

a kid. that's where we put a lot

1:11:30

of stuff on. Yeah was the big oh.

1:11:32

My mom had their Christmas Village

1:11:34

on top of the tv. And

1:11:37

I should set up our little houses.

1:11:39

my grandmother it. And on top of

1:11:41

that is a grand piano. And there's

1:11:44

a million things on top of that.

1:11:46

Our Yasser frames, plants and that birch.

1:11:49

The. Way she was used and let his cell

1:11:51

down and that he and he do sit

1:11:53

down the i guess the piano seat is

1:11:56

for Hampshire and that pm. Ran.

1:11:58

against by that definition a guitar Yeah,

1:12:00

yeah, yeah, a flute. Yeah. I don't

1:12:02

think you go to a

1:12:04

furniture store looking for a saxophone. You got flutes in

1:12:06

here, guys? You don't

1:12:08

have flutes at a furniture store.

1:12:11

Are you kidding me? What

1:12:14

about a pinball machine? Same thing? Yeah.

1:12:17

Yeah. I don't think pinball

1:12:20

machines furniture, but there's something about it. I get it. I get

1:12:22

it. You got

1:12:24

the wooden. You got leather pockets. You got the wooden.

1:12:26

You got leather pockets. Do

1:12:30

you think you have a nice pool? A nice

1:12:32

pool table, yeah. Ping pong

1:12:34

table? No? No. It has to

1:12:36

be very nice. I might put a

1:12:38

ping pong table in the Oval Office. There's plenty of

1:12:41

room in there, and that's kind of a fun. When

1:12:43

world leaders come, you make decisions based on who wins

1:12:45

the ping pong match. Well, you go with a fun

1:12:47

icebreaker. Yeah. You

1:12:50

know, bring a king over, whatever. Let's play

1:12:52

a little game real quick. Well, North

1:12:55

Korea, they love ping pong. Yeah. If

1:12:58

we had a ping pong table in the Oval

1:13:00

Office, I find it easy to believe that presidents

1:13:02

have pudded balls in the Oval Office. Oh, yeah.

1:13:06

Into a nice glass. Yeah.

1:13:10

What's the difference between that and a ping pong table? Yeah. Exactly.

1:13:14

Yeah. You're probably right. I think a

1:13:16

stair master or treadmill is probably one of the...it becomes furniture. Sure. I

1:13:20

have...I just got a treadmill in front

1:13:22

of my desk. Oh,

1:13:24

yeah. Because I have a

1:13:27

standing desk. Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Which

1:13:30

are increasingly common, I think. But I have

1:13:32

one in my house, and I just leave it up, and I

1:13:34

put a walking pad. It's called the treadmill that you can't

1:13:36

run on it, basically. But, dude, it's

1:13:39

awesome, man. I think it's going to change my life.

1:13:41

We have a treadmill at home that we use. I

1:13:44

mean, we love it. We love our treadmill. We use it all the

1:13:46

time. You put it on a desk in front of it or anything?

1:13:48

We have a TV. We have a TV that's too high. Yeah. You

1:13:52

should walk in like that. All day? Yeah.

1:13:58

I'll sit there, and I've got to answer emails or something or whatever. I'll

1:14:00

just walk as I'm doing it and you

1:14:02

kind of forget that you're doing it. Yeah, not

1:14:04

walk eight miles. I Don't

1:14:07

believe just do rapping the old John doing stuff Losing

1:14:11

yourself it's just doing a

1:14:13

mom spaghetti get up here You

1:14:17

see you have a lot of misspellings because you're walking

1:14:19

and hitting the inner I did have to find the

1:14:22

right speed to walk at where it was possible to

1:14:24

tight because I was When you walk

1:14:26

as fast as you want to walk it's uh,

1:14:28

I can't do anything Yeah on the computer, but

1:14:31

if I'm at about two point six miles per

1:14:33

hour I can work and not even realize I'm

1:14:35

walking That's awesome. Yeah, it's pretty great. I

1:14:38

mean they say sitting is the new smoking

1:14:40

sitting is the new smoke Have you heard that? That's

1:14:42

not new. Well, I guess but not nearly as cool

1:14:49

I had someone message me about how

1:14:52

much they were disappointed in my special

1:14:54

that I had glorified Cigarettes and I'm

1:14:56

like, do you not really get the

1:14:58

irony of what I'm saying here? I

1:15:00

mean, I'm I'm pretending as if I'm

1:15:02

glorifying cigarettes, but I'm also being like

1:15:04

I quit You know if

1:15:06

I thought cigarettes were so great would I have

1:15:08

quit? Yeah, you know,

1:15:11

I like doing it, but obviously it's

1:15:13

horrible for you. Of course. It made

1:15:15

me feel awful. Of course Yeah,

1:15:17

do I love it? Yeah, of course But

1:15:21

is it cool? Yeah. Yeah, should you be

1:15:23

watching Dusty special for health advice? Do

1:15:29

you know that we put out that clip of the

1:15:31

green beans the Western sizzling green beans and people are

1:15:33

arguing About how much they eat

1:15:35

the green beans at a buffet. I'm

1:15:38

not saying you don't have some sometimes But

1:15:40

you don't go you know what the Golden Corral

1:15:43

has a really good green beans. They're not the

1:15:45

star of the show Yeah, I think I'd like

1:15:47

to pop in there and get the green beans

1:15:49

Exactly, and they're like why would they why would

1:15:52

they refilling them and I'm like, I don't know

1:15:54

over time Maybe they get dehydrated and dry out

1:15:56

in the bottom and you got to pour some

1:15:58

more in there It's like Don't try to

1:16:00

argue with the jokes, you know, you know

1:16:02

McDonald's has cinnamon rolls. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure

1:16:04

they're good You may get it once you

1:16:06

may get it once in a while But

1:16:08

if they take cinnamon rolls off the menu

1:16:10

nobody's going well, there's no reason to go

1:16:13

to McDonald's any back Well, that's all we're

1:16:15

saying people love to argue. I'm just saying

1:16:17

don't act like now you're in there fanning

1:16:19

the flames though Let's be our course You

1:16:23

love it stop arguing. Yeah Well,

1:16:28

that's probably a good place to wrap it up you think so we

1:16:30

probably need to okay, let's do it Duffy

1:16:34

where you gonna be this weekend? Well this weekend.

1:16:37

I don't say I'd love I love everybody should

1:16:39

we just say that? Yeah, I feel like when

1:16:41

Nate's not here sometimes when it ends. I feel

1:16:44

weird about The way it

1:16:46

wraps that no not the way it wraps, but just

1:16:48

I don't know I overthink how everything went I think

1:16:50

this is a great and I hope none of this

1:16:52

came across as to you know, whatever I think this

1:16:55

is a great I guess okay this

1:16:57

weekend I'm gonna be part of the grand old

1:16:59

Opry part of the I want to

1:17:01

be part of the showcase of the opera Sometimes

1:17:03

I've pitched the Opry before people will think

1:17:05

that it's my show and I'll be part of

1:17:07

the Opry show But

1:17:09

then coming weeks, you know, I'll be in

1:17:12

February. I'll be in Milwaukee at the improv

1:17:14

I'll be in Tulsa, Oklahoma and Indianapolis.

1:17:16

Nice. So just if you're in those areas,

1:17:18

it's gonna be hot It's gonna be fun

1:17:20

and it's all new stuff from the special.

1:17:22

Oh, I got a totally new hour How

1:17:24

about I mean it's amazing. Yeah, it's gonna

1:17:27

be hot. That's the most impressive thing to

1:17:29

me. Yeah. Thank you I'm

1:17:31

gonna be in Palatka, Florida. People told

1:17:33

me how to pronounce it Palatka. Yeah,

1:17:35

I think I was saying Palatka It's

1:17:38

Palatka, Florida February 17th Let's

1:17:41

ask this though. Will you be taking

1:17:43

your shirt off? Depends

1:17:47

on what the weather's like. I care February still

1:17:50

could be not at the show though. Who

1:17:52

knows man? See could do a little bird Christ sure

1:17:54

it turn on church of the Heights. Yeah, Bates

1:17:57

Crasher in here My

1:17:59

big close Yeah, although he starts

1:18:01

with it doesn't he? Yeah. February

1:18:03

29th, I met the Comedy Catch

1:18:06

in Chattanooga. All right. Hot club. Yeah, my buddy

1:18:08

Alex Bluto, who's been on this podcast, is coming

1:18:10

with me there. All right. And

1:18:12

March 1st, the next day, Hudsonville, Michigan,

1:18:16

at Fellowship Church. Nice, dude.

1:18:20

I'd like to say Comedy Catch, great green

1:18:22

room experience. Great green room. And

1:18:25

Danielle is an excellent swimmer. Danielle's

1:18:28

the best. This

1:18:30

weekend, I'm going to the

1:18:33

Windy City, Chicago, Illinois, at

1:18:35

Zany's Comedy Club in Old

1:18:37

Town, Chicago. Five shows,

1:18:39

one show Thursday, two Friday, two Saturday.

1:18:43

I'm doing a ton of press for it. I'm hoping

1:18:45

I can pack those out. I'm

1:18:47

excited to be back. So Chicago this weekend,

1:18:49

if you're in the Chicago area, come on

1:18:51

out. Go see Aaron Amigranis in

1:18:53

Old Town. Yeah. All right. That's

1:18:56

it. Brian, you want to close it out? Yes.

1:19:01

As always, we love

1:19:03

you guys. None of

1:19:05

this is lost on us. Right. And

1:19:08

Nate will be back next week, as far as we

1:19:10

know. Boom. Dusty will be

1:19:12

gone. What? I don't know, maybe.

1:19:14

But we're having a good time. All right. Well, we'll

1:19:16

see who's here next week. But I bet I'll be here. And

1:19:19

yeah, we're having a good time. Thanks.

1:19:22

That's it. Bye. All right. Nate

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