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Welcome to the new 15 minute

1:24

Nate Land Podcast where we do ads only.

1:27

I think that'll

1:29

be fun for everybody. Don't even say hello folks

1:31

anymore. I know. We just get into,

1:33

I've been thinking of that joke. Hello folks and hey bears.

1:36

Welcome to the Nate Land Podcast. Hey bear. Sorry,

1:39

I've had a lot of my mind. Brian

1:42

Bates, Aaron and Dusty are out.

1:44

We got Justin Smith, Mike James, sitting in

1:46

with us. This is the, everybody, we're on

1:48

the road this week. Yeah. We're

1:51

going to Madison and Omaha

1:53

and Kansas City. So

1:57

this is all of us together. Yeah. I've

1:59

been. been thinking a lot. I

2:01

know, you know, it seemed

2:03

like more people were mad that we were going to an

2:06

hour, more people than we

2:08

thought. Yeah, got some real backlash. I

2:10

love it. You were upset. Yeah, we're

2:13

still only doing an hour view. We're

2:15

gonna kick

2:18

you off. People, well, they said they go, we're

2:20

doing what I

2:23

go, Mike James can do an app. That's literally

2:25

some of the comp people writing letters. They

2:27

sit on the bell them in. They go only one hour. Yeah,

2:29

we go we go get them out of

2:31

the mailbox.

2:34

And they go one hour. Mike James, that's all we

2:36

want. But they still wanted the podcast. They want to

2:38

see you physically

2:40

get up one hour. Yeah, that's enough. That's

2:43

as much as they want. They

2:45

go that's good. Everybody goes. That's

2:48

enough. Yeah, just an

2:50

hour cut. That's it. Go on. We

2:52

get everybody comes and goes. We you

2:55

know, they were very specific. Yeah, one

2:57

hour. One hour at the most. They

3:00

wouldn't be upset if you left earlier. But they

3:02

say we go Mike, Mike, don't worry, Mike, that

3:04

counts 15 minutes. Mike, that count comes on. He's

3:06

allowed to sit here for 15 minutes. And then

3:09

he's got to go. It's almost like a

3:11

tactic. Yeah, relay. Greg Warren, we're allowed to

3:13

just say he's near the room. We don't

3:15

show him on camera. But that's how you

3:17

just put a jar of peanut butter right

3:19

there. Yeah. Yeah. And we just go he's

3:21

in the house. But they don't want to

3:23

see him where he's somewhere. Yeah. All

3:25

right. So yeah, welcome back

3:28

to the mainland podcast. Look,

3:30

I after you know, getting yelled

3:32

at by all of y'all. We

3:35

were just go back to normal. We're

3:37

gonna be like George Costanza that

3:39

left his job. They got fired for

3:41

his job. And we're showing up today

3:43

as if nothing's happening. And

3:46

we're back to, you know, the two hours, an

3:48

hour 45 or two hours 15

3:50

minutes somewhere in that range. I'm still gonna if

3:52

we feel like we're, you know, we're

3:55

gonna make sure I was doing it for the right reasons.

3:57

I know a lot of you think I wasn't. I

4:00

thinking about this podcast. I have a lot

4:02

of stuff, projects I'm working on that is

4:05

not, you know, that you don't know.

4:07

And not saying that, but I was thinking about

4:10

trying to, I'm thinking about making the best thing

4:12

for you guys. And that's

4:14

why, you know, I didn't

4:16

know the hour. I mean, I didn't, like, these

4:18

other podcasts are like 30 minutes. So

4:20

then I'm like, were we insane? Like, you

4:23

know. It's like the cotton jerseys in Seinfeld.

4:25

It's the best intention. The best intention. That's

4:28

what the intentions were. But

4:31

just like, yeah, just like the stanza where

4:33

it never happened. You know, 30 minute episodes,

4:35

though, they don't have me and people wanted

4:37

more of me. They do want more. They

4:39

want more breast. Breakfast is their favorite meal.

4:43

And so, yeah, and

4:45

so look, there's probably some people that are like furious

4:47

we're going back to me. I

4:49

mean, one woman commented today on

4:51

the fan page, an hour still too long.

4:53

Oh, really? Well, there you go. She's going

4:55

to be. Yeah. But

4:58

look, they fast forward it, skip

5:01

it, do whatever you want to do.

5:04

It doesn't matter. You take it how you take

5:06

it. We will put out the product

5:09

that we've been putting out and you go through

5:11

it the way you want to go through it.

5:13

And you know, drag it out. Do whatever your

5:16

mom complained. Did she? She said

5:18

when she's on a podcast, hers usually go

5:20

longer than an hour. Yeah. So your home's

5:23

been on podcast. Well, so my mom. Yeah,

5:25

it's got a hundred thousand views. One thousand.

5:29

If you want to hear from my mom, you

5:32

can go to the at got it from my

5:34

mom podcast. It's on YouTube. This

5:38

lady, she interviews got from a

5:40

mama podcast. She interviews like, you

5:42

know, like my mom and she moved

5:45

like Kelsey, the Kelsey brothers. Oh,

5:47

really? Mom. And so, yeah, it's a

5:49

pretty cool. It's a great effort. It is a great

5:51

idea. Yes. She looked my mom. And white microphones look

5:53

great. She looked. Yeah, they did good. My mom did

5:56

very good. You see how funny my mom is. My

5:58

mom is. We always. He's the

6:00

funny one. He's the queen. Yeah. And

6:03

then, so it's yeah, go check that out if

6:05

you want to, you know, see how

6:07

long is there is 45 minutes. Oh,

6:09

okay. But so sorry, everybody. It's gonna go listen

6:11

to my mom podcast and Nate wishes he had

6:14

episode that had a hundred 1000 views. Yeah,

6:17

no. Yeah. Yeah. One

6:19

day I'll get there. But so it

6:22

really has 4000 subscribers. Yeah.

6:25

Your mom is like a star. She's a

6:28

star. She

6:30

is. And so, all

6:32

right. Well, we're back

6:34

to normal and in honor to extend

6:37

an olive branch because I know some of

6:39

you think I'm gotten too big or something

6:41

like that. You specifically.

6:43

Yeah. I'd

6:45

like to say I don't think I have. I'm

6:48

doing this stuff for the right intentions. Right.

6:53

You know, I'm making all the stuff I make

6:55

is for you guys. I think of

6:57

you guys at home. You know, I also think I

6:59

could probably something I will learn from this is I'm

7:01

not going to talk about every decision with

7:04

everybody. There you go. And

7:07

not even just in this room. I'm talking about in general. I'm

7:10

just going to the general. I'm going on a town

7:12

square just going, what do you guys think about this

7:14

idea? But

7:16

it was good that I did it. So in honor

7:19

of what of

7:22

what I'm going to extend all of

7:25

branch to show you that I'm still

7:28

like mold card. The Buick regal, the real

7:30

man's man, right? Was the wrestler still down.

7:33

Steve, is that what it is out of

7:35

the thing was? No, I'm just saying. Oh,

7:37

you came out of nowhere. Yeah.

7:40

I thought that's where we were going with. I thought it

7:42

was like, Hey, Mike, you go to do 40 minutes, Mike.

7:49

Uh, it would just got to be,

7:52

but in honor, I'm

7:54

going to do my own Krispy Kreme challenge today.

7:58

I think, you know, you think I'm Do

8:00

good for this. I went and got these today.

8:02

I have So I

8:04

have six chocolate six glazed Uh,

8:08

whoa, and I will just see what I can get

8:10

through with the podcast. So yeah, you want two hours

8:12

How about two hours of me eating? Yeah, uh, enjoy

8:14

that. I got a diet dr. Pepper to help

8:17

me down man You're gonna be up

8:19

all night. Yeah. Well, you know, I got some more

8:21

for you guys down there I didn't figure we don't

8:23

need to all be eating on and

8:25

this is my own personal You

8:28

know thing with uh, all the folks so

8:30

we can't finish the podcast. So you finish

8:32

those No, we're gonna see what I

8:34

can get through. I got to do what five and a

8:36

half chocolate ones. Okay. I think I can do more I

8:38

did eat today Pizza so it's

8:40

not good We're not

8:42

off to a great start. Right you also sent

8:44

eric home before that box came up. Yeah. Yeah.

8:46

Yeah. Yes Yeah, yeah, yeah,

8:48

they can't also this is not good.

8:51

This is my nightmare To

8:53

watch you do a thing that's like oh man,

8:55

I would give anything you want one. No, I

8:57

mean, yeah I want the whole box here. Yeah.

8:59

Well, there's a box downstairs. Yeah. Yeah, but what

9:01

are they gonna eat? I know well

9:05

We got we got more because I didn't want to just

9:07

do this and you know, it looks But

9:09

I figured you know, I just figured you're just here for

9:11

backup in case. Yeah, I can't do it. Yeah Yeah,

9:14

I like to hear it's the first time I've ever wanted

9:16

for you to fail. Yeah, this will be the first time

9:19

I'll pass it on. I'll pass the baton on Finally

9:21

you didn't want to go to break and I just we

9:23

don't have a break But if we

9:26

had a break I would you know, uh So,

9:30

all right, so I hope everybody yeah

9:32

back to normal Yeah

9:35

So what was everybody up to? Oh

9:43

really yeah, what do you do? No,

9:45

my uh, my wife's cousin turned six

9:50

Need comedy answer on earth. They're like, oh

9:52

wow. Well, yeah, no, my wife's cousin. You

9:54

didn't even use you just stained up That's

9:56

Barney. No, it was a comedy club in

9:58

the same old town So I didn't

10:00

sell her one. No, we

10:03

were at MGM. So

10:05

yeah, it was great to watch you. What

10:07

we walked into the same bear trap. Yeah.

10:09

20 minutes ago. Like,

10:11

so who were you with? No, no, no, no. I

10:14

was a family. Yeah. I was at the crib. Yeah.

10:16

But he sold it like he was on. Have

10:19

you been to Vegas before? Yeah. The Venetian. Yeah.

10:21

Yeah. That was cool. You like it? Yeah, it

10:23

was cool. Yeah. Yeah. The kids go or no?

10:26

No, no. We're never taking them to

10:28

Vegas. Yeah. We talked about that this

10:30

weekend. Like when, when can we take

10:32

our kids to Vegas? Yeah. Like

10:35

the shows and stuff. And then

10:37

we saw like somebody walking down the street, like half

10:39

naked was like, nah, nah, probably not now. It's, it's,

10:42

yeah, we took Harper the first time we went and

10:44

it's just, yeah, if you don't go on the strip

10:46

and you're maybe, you're just like, Hey, we're going to

10:48

this show and this thing. There's

10:50

just, it's, it's such a nighttime vibe.

10:52

It's not all the time. Yeah. Yeah.

10:55

Yeah. Yeah. She loved the

10:57

hotel. The, the, you know, the hotels are

10:59

fun there. And so you can go, I've

11:01

taken her twice once was large. One time

11:03

was just me and her. I

11:05

had a, like a corporate show. And so

11:08

she kind of came with me. Uh, but

11:11

it was like, we just went in and we didn't

11:13

really, I was only gonna be there for such a

11:15

short time. Right. It was like, all right, let's order

11:18

room service, watch a movie. Like just really the hang

11:20

in the hotel room was the, was

11:22

what we did. We did something else. We

11:24

did go do something, but I don't know. It was

11:27

like, yeah, yeah, this is not, yeah, I agree. It's

11:29

weird. Uh, let me

11:31

take your kids there. Yeah. But we'll

11:33

have birthday too. Yeah. Yeah. Joy cousin

11:36

joy. Enjoy. That's a

11:38

big one. Yeah. Yeah. Well,

11:40

no, she wants it out, but it's

11:43

out now. It is now. Uh, no,

11:45

it's narrow down. Just joy living Vegas.

11:49

Stop listening to this podcast after we went

11:51

to an hour. Yeah. Yeah. She was maybe

11:53

she's the one to joy. Kiwi. Yeah. Yeah.

11:55

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Uh, I did sites,

11:58

but there's in Tampa. That

12:00

was awesome. That was awesome. I had a couple

12:02

people like it was kind of a cool moment

12:04

because you I mean, again, we always do this

12:06

thing where we think that we put it out

12:08

and we see the numbers of people watching it,

12:11

but you don't ever really believe it. And then I was on stage and I

12:14

was in the middle of something I was in a again a riff and a

12:19

guy references one of my bits and he's like, Oh, I'm gonna do this. Oh,

12:24

wow. From my special that we released

12:26

like a year ago. Yeah. And I it was

12:28

just crazy because it was like, no, no, like that like they yelled

12:31

one of my bits out. Yeah. And

12:33

and then it happened again later in the

12:35

show. So it was just crazy that like people that were

12:37

not only like where they do it or don't do

12:41

it. No, no, no, they weren't like, no, no, I said it. Don't tell that one. Yeah.

12:44

I don't know. I don't know. I don't

12:46

know. They they I did a thing

12:48

where I forget how I can't like I was

12:50

talking to somebody and they

12:54

go, Oh, well, you got to make sure that you're not, you know, I forget

12:56

how it even got

13:00

into it. But he made a reference to

13:02

sneaking like Krispy Kreme. Only

13:07

know if it was Krispy Kreme donuts. Oh, I'm sorry.

13:10

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

13:12

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

13:15

Krispy Kreme donuts. But

13:17

it was like but it was a bit from my other

13:19

specialty because it's better than getting caught with a box

13:21

of donuts. Oh, okay. A car. You

13:24

know, and that was a bit of mine. It was

13:26

very cool. Yeah. And then somebody

13:28

good that you should explain it all. You sure

13:30

everybody was wondering. Well, I wasn't I wasn't going

13:32

to and Mike was my hand. I

13:34

didn't ask no questions about joy. I didn't ask any. It

13:37

should be. It should be a Mike and Justin

13:39

conversation out in the driveway after the show. I

13:43

should make y'all hang out more before I'm like y'all need

13:45

to get it out before we

13:48

people are listening to this. We

13:51

tried. So that was

13:53

cool. Yeah, but it was great. And

13:55

then I you know, thanks,

13:57

Mike. I

14:00

don't like Chris Farley's

14:02

with when he interviews

14:05

the Beatles all McGurney. Yeah, because that's

14:07

cool Was

14:12

it joy that yeah yell

14:14

that It's

14:18

my birthday tell my favorite joke there

14:20

was a birthday party there oddly enough. Oh, yeah, it could

14:23

have been They could have been

14:25

joy. I'm sweating Yeah,

14:27

it was it's a great club and it was so much

14:29

fun and I got to Tampa's all also the cigar

14:31

capital of the United States. Oh, yeah,

14:33

yeah Like you're making that

14:36

up or no, no, no really. It

14:38

really is There's so many cigar shops

14:40

there and then there's the only active

14:42

cigar rolling factory that's in existence

14:44

in America Yeah,

14:46

so it's great. I went to that. I found

14:48

this little cigar shop Which is like it's just

14:50

chaos like good cigar shops are

14:52

always just a mess Mmm, and so

14:55

you find one and then it's

14:57

crazy to me How many people would go in and watch the

14:59

guys roll on the cigars and then just would never buy one?

15:01

Yeah, you know, like why would you come in

15:03

here for this and not? Yeah try. Yeah And

15:06

it was great. It was it was a great weekend. Shout

15:09

out the sites. But is that near E-boy City? Yeah,

15:12

I think you said he okay where all the where

15:14

all the roosters are just right. It's crazy Can

15:16

you tell her turn that air down up

15:18

here? reading up here I'm

15:22

one down needs a sweat towel.

15:24

It's like we're probably gonna start

15:27

feeling it That's

15:31

where I had a fight at the improv

15:33

I was on stage I did the Olivia

15:35

Joe It was a yeah, the improv is

15:38

Software's got something great to you. There's the one you

15:40

got it. There's no really they might have a green

15:42

room now Do they yeah,

15:44

they've been honest with the computer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

15:48

Before you have to go hang in the parking lot,

15:50

right, right and so you just be out there just

15:52

people walking to the show You know, okay,

15:54

what's up? I mean,

15:56

I did walk through a crowd. That was very nice. Yeah. Yeah,

15:58

cuz you got yeah, you got it from the back of the

16:00

room to get to the side. I didn't

16:02

know about the back way in. I had to, I just, I

16:05

showed up in an Uber and

16:08

the guy, the guy was like, oh my gosh, this

16:10

place is, like he was talking about Tampa. Like it

16:12

was like a, like a lifeboat. Yeah. He

16:15

was telling me about how he fled from Fort

16:17

Myers, which was also like where Sam's from. Yeah.

16:20

So he's like. Sam is your girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

16:22

Just for people. Oh, I just, yeah, I don't.

16:24

Yeah. And we didn't, you know, we didn't do any

16:26

background on joy. So I didn't figure. We just said, he said my cousin

16:28

joy. All right. Okay. She's 60. Yeah.

16:31

Can we cut the cameras off please? Me? Yeah.

16:34

No, no, no. But I walked in and it was just kind of like a

16:36

weird, it's always a weird vibe when

16:39

you have to walk through your crowd to get through. No.

16:42

Yeah. And then it was, it was very fun. The commas like,

16:44

yeah, let me show you the room. Like all the people are

16:46

sitting down and they go, yeah, yeah, this is how

16:48

you get to the stage and all the stuff like

16:51

that. And like everybody's in there and

16:53

you're like, this feels like something we could have

16:55

done when the show started. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

16:57

Yeah. Usually when you walk this way and they

16:59

show you the light and stuff. Yeah.

17:03

Yeah. They're like, oh, did you get tickets too?

17:05

By the way? Yeah. Yeah.

17:07

Yeah. Where

17:09

were you? I was here. Dusty had

17:11

a little party to celebrate his Netflix

17:14

release and it was a lot

17:16

of fun. It

17:18

was Dusty on stage. A few of us did

17:20

a little roast slash toast.

17:24

I wasn't sure if it was a

17:26

roast or a toast, but until the

17:28

John broke down, started crying. Mike,

17:33

it's Mike bombing. And

17:36

there's me killing. They

17:39

all wore a hat. Why did everybody wear a hat? I always

17:41

wear a hat. Well, I

17:43

know, but everybody else has

17:45

a hat on. I guess everybody usually wears a

17:47

hat except me. And I just thought I'd wear

17:49

a Nateland hat. Maybe it's an homage. I didn't

17:51

even notice that. To Dusty. Well, you

17:53

do have a hat on. That was weird. I mean. But

17:57

everybody else, don't they always wear hats? Yes.

18:00

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway,

18:02

it was fun. Uh, I

18:05

think Mike and I were both nervous cause I

18:07

was real. I'm nervous anytime. You all know that.

18:09

Yeah. You know, I argue. We weren't sure what

18:11

we were supposed to say. Yeah. Yeah. Cause

18:13

I'm not, I don't, I can't roast, but

18:15

I don't like to do it. If it was mean,

18:17

you know what I mean? Like, yeah, I'll do it

18:20

if I have to. Yeah. But, uh,

18:23

it's only mean if you mean it. Right.

18:25

But I mean, at

18:28

some point, you know, it was just like a spur of

18:30

the moment. Like everybody get up there or one

18:32

spur of the moment. But I, we, I don't think we were

18:34

clear exactly what we were supposed to do. Cause

18:36

they said roast at first and then they said

18:38

toast. And I'm like, well, that's two very different

18:41

things. It worked though. Like everybody did. I felt

18:43

like everybody did the right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like

18:45

you went up there for like a minute. Yeah. Like, yeah.

18:48

Yeah. It was very

18:50

quick. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Lauren, Abby over

18:52

there, but yeah, that was

18:54

very fun. Um, I've not yet

18:56

met dusty. Uh, yeah,

18:58

he's a good guy. His

19:00

special is doing great. It's got some conspiracies.

19:02

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're in that seat

19:05

today, Mike. Uh,

19:08

he's, yeah, special is doing great. Oh

19:10

yeah. So, so I

19:12

was at, uh, my wife and I

19:15

toured a daycare today and didn't, you

19:18

know, seem okay. Didn't know a lot about it. Then

19:20

I go to, for who? Yeah.

19:28

He's Mike, baby. Uh,

19:31

for my daughter and, uh, and

19:35

then I'm at the grocery store and there

19:37

was a car there with a bumper sticker for

19:40

that daycare. So I thought, man, I'd love

19:42

to see this person just ask them some thoughts

19:45

on this. Yeah. Mike,

19:48

what's the problem? Did you wait for

19:50

them? Like a crease? As I was coming out,

19:52

don't get ahead of me. As I was coming

19:54

out of Kroger, sure enough, there was a woman

19:56

getting in that car and

19:58

I thought, I'm going to go over there. and ask her

20:00

about this daycare. But I wanted to look

20:03

natural. Like I just happened to be walking

20:05

by and hey, I

20:07

know this whatever. She grabbed a cart, an empty cart.

20:10

I had bags in my hand. She

20:12

gets in the car a little bit faster

20:14

than I anticipated. So it was kind

20:17

of far away. But

20:20

I don't want to yell, but she sees me. So

20:23

I don't want to just stop and like turn around, because

20:25

then it would look like I was coming after her. So

20:27

I keep walking, just like

20:30

I'm going to my car. And

20:33

I'm like, well, as soon as she pulls out leave,

20:35

I'll turn around and go back to my car, but

20:37

she doesn't pull out immediately. So I have to keep

20:39

walking and pretending with my bags like I'm going to

20:41

my car. And I had

20:44

a- And have you passed her car? I passed her.

20:46

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I keep looking back and

20:48

she's still sitting there. So I have to keep pretending

20:50

like I'm walking in my car, walking through the Kroger

20:52

parking lot. And

20:54

she doesn't leave. Eventually, I'm going to be late

20:56

for this podcast if I don't get out of

20:58

here. So I eventually had to just like turn

21:01

around and then kind of make a circle around her.

21:03

Like I lost my car. It was about a 15

21:05

minute extra experience. So you

21:07

walked by her. Yeah. Cars to your

21:09

right. You walked past her and then you had to

21:12

cut through the cars and

21:14

then start walking down to the front of her car, down

21:17

the middle of the hall. I didn't come right back

21:19

to her. I kind of circled around like, where's my

21:22

car? And then so you make a circle around, so

21:24

you circle her and then you talk to her? No,

21:26

no, no, no, no, no, I

21:28

mean, at this point I was just trying not

21:30

to be conspicuous, but you

21:34

know, it kind of drug out longer than I thought. Yeah.

21:36

I think it's a good message to people. That's why you

21:38

don't put bumper stickers on your car. It's got these kind

21:40

of people that are

21:43

going to come up and you

21:46

know, a grandfather's like, what's the

21:48

thing about taking my baby to

21:50

that daycare? And she's like, what?

21:52

You have a baby? That's

21:56

what they say. I

22:00

think he's probably 28 years old. She's

22:03

exactly age. He would have a baby

22:05

in his old man. That's

22:07

got his milk and bread. And it's,

22:10

excuse me. Is

22:12

there a lot of kids in that daycare? What's

22:15

the age group? You

22:18

need to go away. Justin, back

22:20

me up here. I mean, I just, first

22:22

of all, I need to know what

22:24

was in your bags. Like

22:27

in your, cause that can tell me a lot. I

22:30

mean, like bread and milk, like you said. Cheerios. I

22:32

mean, I'm just, what I'm saying is, You're

22:34

not regular. Cornflakes, actually. What I'm

22:37

saying is that everything that you

22:39

have in your bags, that's fiber.

22:41

There's no baby food. Yeah,

22:45

I don't think I... That's the biggest red flag to me.

22:48

In beyond, baby food might not even mean

22:50

it's a baby either. It's like, I mean,

22:52

someone just ages baby food. Do you know

22:54

what I mean? And

22:56

they think, and look, I mean, there's a boy.

22:59

I'm gonna start going back to me. I mean, I

23:01

don't know the joke, but the idea, when

23:04

you get older, you really go back

23:06

to the circle. You know,

23:09

you don't know what's going on. You're just walking

23:11

around. You gotta eat baby food. Your first birthday

23:13

party and your last birthday party are exactly alike.

23:16

You don't know anyone there. Yeah. You don't know

23:18

what's happening. Other people bring them. Yeah. But

23:20

I identify with both people in that story. Like

23:23

if I was in that car, One being Ryan.

23:25

Yeah. No, no, no. I mean, I would get

23:27

to... I would be Brian also. Yeah. Like if

23:29

I was there, like if somebody has a piece

23:31

of information that I desperately want, I

23:34

will hang out to try to get

23:36

more information. But also, if anybody

23:39

tries to get information from me, I

23:41

am a nightmare. Yeah. I don't wanna... I don't wanna...

23:44

I got my headphones in. I don't wanna talk. You

23:47

know. Does that happen a lot? Yeah, a lot. You

23:49

wear your headphones too. That's what I mean, Kroger. You

23:51

wear your headphones in Kroger? I wear

23:53

my headphones all the time. Really? Yeah. That's a weird...

23:55

That's a... That's a New York thing. You're like, what's

23:57

wrong? It's how you get people to not talk to

23:59

you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and it's a New York thing.

24:01

I don't know if you've heard you have moved to

24:03

Nashville So

24:06

you walk around your head like You're

24:10

on the subway I just it keeps

24:12

the crazy out also also we live

24:14

in different places Cuz

24:16

I live off of Charlotte Pike, which

24:19

that's a whole yeah, you see Mike's face.

24:21

It's different. Yeah You

24:23

need it. I've had my car broken into four times. It's

24:25

a different vibe But once you want your head on a

24:28

swivel, I mean, but in New York, you got your

24:30

head on a swivel all the time You

24:32

do it soundproof or no, no, I

24:35

do the air pod thing one ear one ear No,

24:37

well air pods you can hear kind of what's going on, but there's

24:41

Yeah, yeah, but you know that

24:43

so much. I'm always I'm always on I'm always

24:45

paying attention I'm always I'm

24:47

always that stuff going on. Mm-hmm. Unless I

24:49

get to like, you know, Jimmy Dean specials

24:51

happening. Yeah me Yeah, then it's

24:53

you know 7030 like if

24:55

they're giving up the free food. Yeah, I

24:58

don't see that much anymore Mmm, I don't but

25:00

I also don't go to grocery. Yeah, come on.

25:02

I know It

25:05

doesn't yeah Hello,

25:08

what were you gonna say though? Will you I

25:11

was gonna ask her about that daycare? How are you

25:13

gonna? I just want to know I just want to

25:15

hear you're gonna ask how security was how you gonna

25:17

start the conversation with this one You

25:20

be the one better. No, excuse me, man So

25:23

yes Like okay, but

25:25

you're behind the car though, right? You

25:27

come from behind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Excuse

25:32

me, man. What are you doing? Yeah,

25:35

I couldn't help to notice Your

25:38

bumper sticker here of

25:40

the daycare of the daycare that

25:42

you I'm on the phone with the car.

25:44

Yeah We're

25:47

thinking about taking our daughter How's

25:49

your granddaughter no our I have a daughter We're

25:56

thinking about putting her in that daycare,

25:58

dude, that is funny is it good.

26:00

She's like, it was. She starts lying.

26:02

I know I have no kids

26:05

that go there. I'm just a

26:07

fan of their work. Nate, before you

26:09

take that bite, you want to tell us about better help? Yeah,

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I need some better help. This

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episode is sponsored by better help. I

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27:37

All right. By the way, I'm 4am. Oh,

27:41

last person is five. Yeah, I feel pretty

27:43

good. I'm okay. I am getting hot. Yeah.

27:45

But are you rotating chocolate though? I read

27:47

you don't want you to know I just

27:50

five. I think I can

27:52

get to six chocolate then I'm gonna see what I can

27:54

do with the glaze. I think I think when you get

27:56

close to the end, I think you should try to do

27:58

like a okay, speed and which Oh yeah,

28:00

like just and do all 12. No,

28:02

just put one put a chocolate

28:05

one of the two originals. Oh, yeah That's no might

28:07

make it easy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah so

28:12

That was it Big

28:15

Brian is a breakfast news Look

28:18

at her we have one drone that follows

28:21

him around. Yeah. Yeah. I don't thought Mike

28:23

supported me like he should have always

28:26

Mmm, so was I the only one at this

28:28

table that supported you? Yeah, I think so. Yeah,

28:30

I think so I wasn't sure the

28:32

guy that goes first toward and can't hear what's going

28:34

on Yeah, he thinks

28:37

it was a good idea I

28:42

Talked Peyton Manning. Oh Yeah

28:47

Let him have it. Like you said you would I did For

28:50

you buddy. I got a limitation paid No,

28:54

he was very nice We

28:57

it was it was very just you know, he was

28:59

he was off like he was he called It was

29:01

like, oh, I think we got into like, you know,

29:04

whatever and I like Yeah,

29:06

it was I did say I go

29:08

that lag is terrible. I did say that

29:12

Is this FaceTime or just audio audio?

29:14

Okay, and then He

29:16

texted me and then I didn't text him back because I

29:18

was like Traveling and then he just called me and then

29:20

I was like, you know, you got his you know, like

29:22

hello It was on phone Peyton Manning. And

29:25

so then But he was

29:27

very cool and he you know acknowledged like that

29:29

It was you know, I told him I said

29:31

I'm trying to change the show. I go should

29:33

be just you and Eli I go

29:35

it's so good with y'all just do an hour.

29:38

Yeah I

29:41

go Peyton let me tell you something. They don't want

29:43

too much of it It

29:45

ain't gonna kill you to do some of

29:47

the first quarter then get out leave

29:50

them wanting more And

29:52

if they don't like it they're right in and they'll

29:55

tell you about it and then just

29:57

eat all the Krispy Kreme donuts in front of them

30:00

But yeah, it was all good. And

30:02

so this is not good.

30:04

Have he heard? Like, you know, it felt

30:07

like, I don't know if he'd listened

30:09

to it, but it felt like someone

30:11

informed him that, when you

30:13

look about our pockets, it wasn't too bad. It's not like

30:16

I was, because I thought it was more of just making

30:18

fun of it, but also I was, it

30:20

was being frustrated, but I wasn't trying to go down, you

30:22

know. I don't

30:24

regret saying it. It

30:26

was just, I'm telling you the truth of what the experience was. But,

30:31

you know. But I think part of hosting a show

30:33

is making sure that the guests on your show look

30:36

good. Like, clean up and have good, you know,

30:38

everything looks good. And I think they try, like,

30:40

I mean, they do good at that. It's just,

30:42

that setup is not ideal,

30:45

but I mean, I'm sure they're

30:47

gonna fix it and figure it out. They are so

30:49

good together. When they have a

30:51

football player on, it's wonderful. I

30:54

would watch the, you know, it's the idea too,

30:56

like I see ESPN being involved where they're like,

30:58

well, we need a guest. And you're like, no

31:00

one wants a guest. We just want to hear.

31:03

I'm watching them because it's the same reason you listen to

31:05

Tony Romo. Is because you're like, I want

31:07

to hear him call the plays. So I want

31:09

to hear Peyton and Eli call the plays. And they're

31:11

so, you know, Peyton goes off on a tangent. Eli

31:13

brings it back and makes fun of them. Like, their

31:16

rapport is good. And then they bring in Kirk

31:19

Cousins and you're like, all right, great. We

31:21

hear Kirk Cousins, you know. Yeah. Right. So.

31:24

And they get to have, those are guys that they've also had beats

31:26

with in the league when they were in the league. Yeah.

31:29

Yeah. He told me

31:32

he liked the Titans new coach. Really? Yeah.

31:34

He just kind of gets off the phone and he just

31:37

kind of gives you, he goes, well, like your Titans guy,

31:39

I think he was one of Peyton's guys. Yeah. And

31:41

so he goes, he's great. He's good. And then he

31:43

goes, Vandy goes. And

31:47

that's all he said. Like he

31:49

goes, Vandy, you know. Yeah. And

31:51

that was it. Yeah. I think when the

31:54

Broncos fired their coach and hired Gary Kubiak, I

31:56

think, read the quote. He went to him and

31:58

said, you got to keep. Callahan

32:01

who was just like a quarterbacks coach man, maybe even

32:03

not even that at that time, but he was a

32:05

big fan of So y'all like him y'all

32:07

like that her I think so.

32:10

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I

32:12

don't know either But yeah, we'll see Peyton

32:14

likes him. Yeah, he's my best friend. So

32:18

I've lost respect for Peyton, but you know, whatever

32:22

So let's get into some of you

32:24

guys comments What

32:27

are these gonna be? I

32:32

I'm autistic and crowd noise can be overwhelming

32:35

I've worked hard in various therapies to find

32:37

strategies to cope and was excited to buy

32:39

a ticket to your be funny tour in

32:42

Chicago I've always

32:44

felt like there wasn't really anything that made

32:46

life worth living man But

32:48

lately I've been able to engage more in

32:50

the world and realize the point of life

32:52

might be moments Thanks for

32:54

giving me some good moments to hold on to

32:56

I had a great night and got to see

32:59

my favorite comedian turns Out I love live shows.

33:01

Well, Ellie. I love to hear that Do

33:04

you remember who opened for you that night

33:06

in Chicago? Were you there? No,

33:09

but she said she got to your favorite comedian I was just

33:11

wondering Yes,

33:16

it was great well, that's awesome telly thank you

33:19

so much for coming out. Yeah, there is the

33:21

moments in life That's what you're going for you

33:23

going for the fun moments. It's fun. Enjoy yourself

33:25

laugh And

33:27

I'm glad you were able to we were able to

33:29

be one of your moments. That's an honor for us

33:33

Maggie Mcgaw Gahi

33:37

McGoffee, I bet it's my coffee Like

33:40

I think it's my guy we write the name on it right

33:43

on the screen. Yeah Maggie

33:45

Mcgaw fee Okay McGaughey

33:50

McGaughey Maggie

33:53

McGaugh he she what she doing

33:55

over here. How's

33:57

it Nate showing a Lincoln once

33:59

Nate? out on stage, the woman in front

34:01

of you began live streaming this show, I went

34:03

to the nearest arena employee and shamelessly tattled on

34:06

the person in front of me. I

34:08

was so embarrassed for telling that when the

34:10

show ended, I ducked out as fast as I could. Would

34:12

you recommend? Would you all recommend

34:14

doing in that? What would you all recommend

34:16

doing? I appreciate you doing

34:19

that. I actually had someone put my set, you

34:21

Brian found it. They

34:23

just had my audio of my whole set.

34:25

I do not take phones. I don't want

34:28

to take phones and not threat. I don't

34:30

think it's I don't

34:32

like it. I don't like to be like, everybody's

34:34

in a door. I don't think people

34:36

are in the general grand scheme

34:38

of things. I don't think people's really trying to, you

34:42

know, I hope I try. I'm just trusting

34:44

that the audience is not trying to do

34:46

something. Sure. You don't want

34:48

it released. I mean, the big part of that is

34:50

like, you know, it's like I'm taping. I'll tell you,

34:53

I'm taping a special. I can't say

34:55

where it's going. But my

34:57

show's in Phoenix. I think it's April 1314.

35:00

I'm that's what

35:02

I'm taping my next special. Oh, wow. And yeah.

35:04

And so like,

35:07

you know, but when you when you you tape

35:09

it and it comes out, you want it just

35:12

to be a surprise for everybody. You don't want

35:14

stuff to like leak out. And it's not like

35:16

the whole world's gonna even hear this clip. But

35:18

you know, you're real the people that are big,

35:20

big fans will go look

35:22

up stuff. Yeah, and you don't want to ruin

35:25

it for them. So I appreciate

35:27

you saying for them

35:29

not to do it. We have we tell the, you

35:32

know, the arena people to do it. We have everybody kind of

35:34

keeps an eye on it. It's very the rain. It's a lot

35:36

of people. I but I don't want

35:38

to take phones away. You

35:42

know, it just seems I don't know.

35:44

That's a it seems like a lot. Yeah. So I

35:46

mean, yeah, as long as it doesn't become, I think

35:48

a general, you know, we got

35:50

enough of I don't use a lot of,

35:52

you know, hopefully there's a lot of those

35:54

people that are taping and nobody's a lot

35:56

of maggies. Good job, man. Maggie Nellie's who

35:58

just enjoyed. I think I think a nice

36:01

tap to like that. Yeah, you just you

36:03

just aggressive. Yeah, it is very aggressive because

36:05

you don't know what you're coming at. Yeah.

36:07

Yeah. Just just a tap on

36:09

the shoulder. Hey, just don't do that. It's

36:11

the guy that would storm up on a

36:13

lady's car. That's like Bumble Stickers said 311

36:15

you're a big fan.

36:17

And they're like, Good night.

36:20

Where'd that guy come from? But I

36:22

mean, here's the thing is if you

36:24

had Brian circles, he's the first shark

36:26

that comes in and Brian serves from

36:29

a bag of milk and I just

36:31

feel like if I'm if I'm paying

36:38

whatever people are paying to

36:40

go to your show, I don't want to

36:42

have to go get an usher and

36:44

then go and then have them deal with it. I

36:47

would just much rather just just we're

36:49

adults. I'm gonna handle it right now. Yeah,

36:51

but yeah, I do. But you're basically if

36:53

I'm tapping you, you're doing something wrong. And

36:55

you know, you're doing something wrong. Sure. I

36:57

don't know who wants to matter.

36:59

But she I wouldn't want. I don't want

37:01

that conversation. You would like it. We

37:04

come from the street. No, no, I'm just

37:06

we don't have listen. Brian are different. Yeah.

37:08

We're different breed. Yeah. No, I'm just saying

37:10

that like that can that would that

37:12

might actually cause more of a disruption. Yeah.

37:15

I mean, you go who are you to tell

37:17

me exactly? Oh, but also but also his people

37:20

are the best people on the planet. Yeah. Yeah.

37:22

This is not this is not my Yeah,

37:24

I don't think the person's filming it

37:27

in a mean way. But it is like, don't

37:30

feel like let's just enjoy. Also, like you. It's

37:32

not like that person. It's coming out of nowhere.

37:34

You have signs and everything. Yeah. Yeah, there's a

37:36

whole thing. So it's kind of like if you're

37:39

you can go get people and it's the right thing

37:41

to do. But I think that if you can be

37:43

too humans about it, I think this weekend, if you

37:45

get tapped on the shoulder by Justin, it's not good.

37:47

You know what it is. That's what it is. I'm

37:49

gonna tell you something. I hope everybody I'm gonna tap

37:51

people all the way. People for no reason. You hear

37:55

me, oh, my I'm talking to you. Yeah, I'm

37:57

coming for you. You feel a tap on your

37:59

shoulder. It's to be the big guy.

38:01

You're just gonna have if you feel a

38:03

tap and heavy breathing just know I'm gonna

38:05

I win Justin gets done he doesn't walk

38:08

back to backstage he just starts circling walking

38:11

up and down the aisle and the audience

38:13

just knows we gotta be easy Justin's alone.

38:16

He wants to come tap. He's looking

38:18

for him. You have to go get someone in the

38:21

middle he needs to like excuse me excuse me excuse

38:23

me just to tap her shoulder. I'm gonna have to

38:25

run security for the crowd just to keep you off

38:27

of him. Listen, I got three days I'm gonna turn

38:29

Mike around on this issue too and then we're both

38:31

gonna be he'll take the east I'll take the west.

38:37

And then Brian will be the one filming. Brian's

38:41

quality control. Yeah Brian the supervisor.

38:47

Bruce Crombie.

38:51

Do the openers give the headliner a

38:53

warning if there's someone in the crowd

38:55

being disruptive talking or generally being a

38:58

nuisance. Yeah I

39:00

always ask how the crowd is before it. I

39:03

like to ask every single comic how's the crowd.

39:05

I've just always done that you've always I think

39:07

every I imagine most comics you know how is

39:10

it it's good like we just like uh some

39:12

kind of like you know what am I walking

39:15

into you know and sometimes it's fun they're quiet

39:17

they're this or they're you know it's like they're

39:19

they're really good or they're like this is unreal

39:21

and I mean the crowd of

39:23

these shows they're always great so you're just kind of

39:25

getting little stuff. You

39:27

will get told if like hey there's a lady on

39:30

the left or a dude in the back he's kind

39:32

of yelling and he's kind of talking like just so

39:34

you're aware that that's happening. So we will say if

39:37

something's going on like yeah that person's especially a

39:39

club you know like hey you got a table

39:41

up front and they you know because sometimes if

39:44

you're in a comic club there's a table's up front talking

39:46

well you can't hear that they're talking in the back but

39:48

that's all you hear on the stage. So

39:50

you got to go tell the next comic hey

39:53

just just tell you what front is yeah they're talking

39:55

the whole time just so you know. I did one

39:57

I did I was at Zany's one time and it

39:59

was Damon Queens Jr. and there were these people

40:02

that had all this merch for him to sign

40:04

and they just put it on the stage. And

40:08

I went back to him and I go, hey, listen, I

40:11

go, I can handle this if you want or if you want

40:13

to deal with it. But I go, that's what's happening out there.

40:16

I go, I go, I go, it might be better if

40:18

I handle it that way. You don't have to be, you

40:20

know, I'm a, you move tap your shoulder. I

40:23

want to do this. This is something

40:25

I went for. I just told him, I go,

40:27

hey, it's out there. I go, do you want me to have him move it

40:29

off and get it away? And he goes, yeah, if you could, that'd be great.

40:32

And you just told him that. And I was

40:34

a white guy in that audience. Yeah. Just

40:36

being like, hey, you got to get that stuff all the way. But some of

40:38

it was, it was weird because it was like one

40:40

of the things they had for him to sign was the

40:42

stunt, like he wasn't even in it. It was his dad

40:45

that was in it. So it was like a weird, it

40:47

was like a whole weird situation. Yeah. That

40:49

it was like a, it was like an awkward thing. You're like Damon Wayans Jr.

40:52

Yeah. Yeah. And they

40:54

had like Damon Wayans Sr. stuff. It

40:56

was, it was a, it was an awkward situation.

40:59

Not even, I was just there doing the show

41:02

and I was like, dude, I, but I

41:04

always like that type of situation.

41:06

Cause it's like as a, as a host or if you're,

41:09

whatever it is, it's much easier for me

41:11

to go out and correct a

41:13

wrong situation. And then to have him come out

41:15

and be like, oh, this might, he doesn't know

41:17

he's whatever. Like it's fine that I can take

41:19

the bullet for that so that

41:21

he can still be cool to his people. Yeah.

41:24

That's very important. So I

41:26

try to, you know, I've always liked to see the

41:28

room and I like to see the crap, you know,

41:30

you just want to get a, it's a

41:33

weird, you know, it's like people look what they look

41:35

like. Right. You're never

41:37

going to be surprised, but you just are like, I just

41:39

want to make sure it's all people out there. What's

41:42

going on there? Like, let me take a gander.

41:46

Yeah. Justin Schultz. Do you find

41:48

dirty comedy funny? I asked because

41:51

you are all clean comedians. Is there a limit

41:53

for when you're listening to someone else? I

41:55

remember Nate saying, if you're going to be a

41:57

clean comedian, you need to keep your everyday speech.

42:00

clean as well. I do think that's a good

42:02

thing to help. And even if

42:04

you're a dirty comic, I would try to keep it

42:06

honest. You would tell you probably to do that too.

42:08

Just so when you're not,

42:10

your curse words are not filler

42:13

words. Yeah. And

42:16

yeah, I mean, I get dirty comics are my favorite comics.

42:18

Not everybody's going to be clean. They're not of them. I

42:21

don't think anybody, everybody do what do

42:23

you, whatever you are. I understand people

42:26

grew up in New York and I mean,

42:28

they curse and they curse around their family

42:30

and their parents. That's just, they, they grew

42:32

up cursing. It's not to

42:34

them. It's they, that's all they would ever

42:36

know. So they're going to talk about that.

42:39

So, and I understand, you know, when the South or anyway, you're

42:41

going to be a little bit more, we didn't curse as much

42:43

and you didn't hear it as much. And

42:47

so yeah, I find it all funny, but I, it

42:49

would be, I would say you're

42:51

right. You can work on your everyday speech

42:54

is a good way to help you because you're

42:56

at least trying to be conscious of it every day. And

42:59

even if you're dirty, it's good in case you do

43:01

have to go do a clean set or you go

43:03

do a talk show or where you can't go curse.

43:05

And you know, there's going to be something you're going

43:07

to be on TV doing something. So it'd

43:09

be good to be able to be in control of it. The

43:12

club I started in, I mean, they

43:14

were a nightmare, but the only good thing

43:16

that they did was all the open micers, you had

43:18

to be clean to do open mic.

43:20

So even if you were going to be a dirty comic later, you

43:23

had to be clean whenever you're doing open mic. So

43:25

the open mic was entirely clean. And

43:27

so that way, when the comics would progress to

43:29

like a house MC or a feature, they could,

43:32

they were who they were. Like it

43:34

wasn't like, it wasn't like you said, like just

43:36

kind of throwing things around frivolously,

43:39

everything was planned out. And yeah, that's a

43:41

good idea. Scott

43:44

Sowers, I was watching Justin Smith special coordination,

43:46

and I could not help but hear a

43:48

good laughter. The laugh made me laugh. My

43:51

question to you guys is, do you like

43:53

a good laughter? Or is it distracting

43:56

when you're on stage?

43:58

Yeah, no good laughter. Great. There's

44:01

a thing where it can be. I think I

44:03

talked about it. I had to take a guy out in the

44:05

last special that had a very unique

44:07

laugh. He's a great laugher, but

44:10

he was near the microphones. And

44:13

so he's in there, but we

44:15

definitely had to bring him down. I had to bring

44:17

him down, and I didn't want him in as much

44:20

because it would have been too distracting. It

44:22

hurts the continuity. Yeah, yeah. That's more of

44:25

a... I mean, but like when you're doing

44:27

a show, it's great because... It's great. And

44:29

they do make people laugh around. Yeah, but

44:31

I mean, you can. Yeah, people can laugh.

44:34

Didn't you tell them a story about a woman?

44:37

I kind of do it on stage. I didn't do it right

44:39

now, but it's an old joke. Oh,

44:41

okay. Okay. I thought you told her on the podcast,

44:43

but maybe not. I don't think so. Okay. But

44:46

yeah. Yeah.

44:48

She was distracting. She was distracting. One of

44:50

my first shows I ever did. And so

44:52

I'd say it sometimes on the

44:55

road. It's usually

44:57

when I'm rebuilding a new hour, that one

45:00

kind of comes around. The old safety net.

45:02

Yeah. That you could... That just sits there,

45:04

and you just kind of go

45:06

and fall into it. But

45:08

yeah, she had a crazy first... And it was

45:10

a problem. We had to put a stop to

45:13

it. And it was crazy.

45:15

I never saw her again? Never saw her again. Brett

45:18

Upson. Called the episode about being a

45:20

Vandy fan and the punter being the MVP. That was

45:22

me. Crazy four years of

45:24

football. It takes a lot to be a Vandy fan, but

45:26

man, it's rewarding when we do win. Keep up the good

45:28

work. How about that? How about that?

45:30

MVP. That was the game where

45:32

you got into the stadium early. Yeah. Got into

45:35

the stadium early. Watch Brett Upson

45:37

kill it. Mm-hmm. That's probably...

45:39

Because the punters are out there first. Oh,

45:42

it's a good chance that y'all were eye

45:44

to eye. Oh, yeah. Me and Brett were

45:46

alone in the stadium. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

45:49

That's crazy. That's crazy. He listens to podcasts. Yeah. Well,

45:51

we're glad to have you, Brett. Last

45:57

week we had... You know, two weeks ago

45:59

we talked about that a lot. airline flight where the

46:01

door flew off. Somebody on that flight

46:03

listened to our podcast and wrote in

46:05

and sent us a picture. She was

46:07

right across from the window. Wow. Yeah.

46:10

What did she say? She said it wasn't

46:12

a door actually. It was a window

46:15

that maybe used to be a door and

46:17

they'd filled it up or something. Just the

46:19

whole thing came off. Yeah. Those

46:21

Boeing 737s, they just, something else. Something

46:25

else happened. Yeah. Yeah.

46:29

They

46:31

got a whole... I mean, you know. What's

46:36

the thing where

46:38

they call... they get

46:40

it back? Recall? Yeah.

46:43

Boeing recalls all 737s. I

46:46

think when a plane is 55 years old.

46:49

You get a notification you're on the plane? What's

46:51

this? You're in the

46:53

middle of the air. Boeing's recalling this

46:55

plane. Can you imagine that

46:58

captain's update? Yeah. You just sit there and go,

47:00

hey folks, we thought we were gonna go

47:02

to Houston. It turns out the FAA

47:05

is recalling this whole plane. Yeah. So...

47:07

I'm gonna be honest, folks, we weren't

47:09

gonna make it. I left and

47:14

just been smoking for quite a while. Bart

47:19

Scarborough. My whole family

47:21

was driving to Florida during the Christmas break. Lots

47:23

of time on the road. So we had a

47:25

chance to listen to four episodes. Before we even

47:28

started the first one, my wife said, have y'all

47:30

ever noticed how when Nate starts an argument he

47:32

says first off? A.

47:34

Oh. He says first off A and then

47:37

never mentions B. Then

47:40

in all four episodes you did that very

47:42

thing. Wondered if y'all had noticed. Well, first

47:44

off, A. Mind your business.

47:50

That's very funny. Yeah, that is very funny. I didn't notice.

47:52

Yeah. But either

47:55

none of these are like new about the... No,

47:59

because... I didn't know we

48:01

were going back. So I thought yeah the point just move

48:04

on move on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah kept it

48:06

dusty does not know I Texted

48:09

Aaron and I'll tell him we're going

48:11

back. Yeah, I don't think just you if he knew

48:13

we were cutting it short Yeah, that's he kind of

48:16

he had no idea he didn't knows the difference. Yeah Yeah,

48:20

so that's why this we that's why you picked these

48:22

I don't think we were avoiding Comments

48:24

about that stuff. Yeah. Well, I mean I kind

48:26

of was again. Yeah, what's the point? Yeah,

48:28

if I knew where we're gonna go back I would just

48:30

late into you. Yeah, it's the worst ones. Well We're

48:35

eat those next week, yeah brand

48:38

Brandon Mel shirt Mel

48:40

shirt meal shirt

48:43

My wife and friends tell me that is rude to order

48:46

food at the sonic drive-thru They

48:48

say the drive-thru is for drinks only if you want

48:50

food you go to the carport spots where they have

48:52

to bring it out To you thoughts, please How's

48:56

it do all right thoughts, please I'm sure

48:58

you wrote more and you took it out Basically,

49:00

it is you guys go? Go

49:04

well This is an

49:06

Oklahoma business. So I'm lost thoughts on this. Yeah, I

49:08

was saving this one for you Oh, did you really

49:10

pick this out for me? No, I saved the Scots

49:12

hours to win for you, but but this one Thank

49:15

you. Go ahead. Nothing. Nothing for Mike. Thank

49:17

you. Yeah, you didn't do anything for Mike.

49:19

No, that's why look there's just nothing Mike's

49:23

not very memorable Yeah,

49:26

yeah, yeah time's coming up. Yeah. No, I

49:28

think I think that anybody using the drive-thru

49:30

at Sonic is its insanity It's supposed to

49:32

be a drive-in you supposed to pull up

49:34

They have an app you can order your

49:36

food and pull in and you say you're

49:39

I'm there Yeah, you use the drive-thru is

49:41

just it's it dishonors the memory of what

49:43

Sonic is Sonic is supposed to be like

49:45

a drive-in that's supposed to be a fun thing You're

49:47

supposed to your car house was to come out and

49:49

supposed to tip them. It's supposed to be a whole

49:51

thing That's the way it's always

49:53

been that's why it's been around so

49:55

using the drive-thru all together is sacrilege

49:57

I mean, that's why it's always open.

49:59

Yeah I only use the drive-thru.

50:02

I've never done it.

50:05

I didn't know they had one and then

50:07

I recently saw the drive-thru and I was

50:09

like, oh I didn't think about that and

50:12

then I thought about going through it one

50:14

night but I felt too uncomfortable. Yeah. You

50:17

just got to pull into the car? Yeah I was

50:19

like I either pre-ordered on the app. And

50:21

the app's great. Yeah. That's fantastic. Yeah yeah yeah

50:23

and then you press it and you park in

50:25

the thing and I enjoy sitting there for a

50:27

second and you know just being like,

50:29

alright Wade they bring you the food out and you

50:31

go. Yeah. Why did you feel uncomfortable? Because

50:34

it's just I've never done it there. A drive-thru?

50:36

Yeah. And it would feel not

50:40

at Sonic. I just assume it's like any

50:42

other drive-thru. It is but I just feel

50:44

like we have a rapport that

50:47

we're not supposed to be doing it like this.

50:49

Yeah. They have like I've never had a Sonic

50:51

person really be next to my window ever. In

50:53

the history of me going to Sonic they've

50:55

never been all up on me because they have to kind

50:57

of hand you the food over. In

50:59

some reason I thought it

51:01

feels too personal to

51:04

go through the drive-thru at a

51:06

Sonic because we've already we've

51:08

done 50 years of this other way that I don't

51:11

feel comfortable. Well back in my day they would bring

51:13

out trays and they'd have a little place to put

51:15

your tray on. Yeah but

51:18

I think they still have the trays

51:20

if you were like I'm eating here. I think

51:24

if you're like I'm eating here I'm eating my

51:26

car you would do the trays.

51:28

I don't think they have the trays anymore. No. I wrote

51:30

a lot of letters

51:33

about it. I'm sad

51:35

you made me say that. Yeah. That was

51:37

it was a big thing. Wait what? They got rid

51:39

of the trays at Sonic. What trays? You used to

51:41

be able to put a thing on your car and

51:44

then you could just they just put your food it was

51:46

kind of like a... I never did that. Yeah. Like I

51:48

always get my food. They used to do like roller skates

51:50

too. I remember that. Yeah

51:52

I remember that. I wish they told the roller skates.

51:55

They'll still do. Oh yeah. I think

51:57

it's just up to the person. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I

52:00

remember once I would but the problem

52:02

is is that Sonics aren't the same

52:04

everywhere. Right. When in Oklahoma, when you

52:06

the closer you are to corporate of

52:09

a business, the better that chain is going to

52:11

be. Yeah. We do when I

52:13

had to go when I started going to Sonics, I'm like

52:15

the East Coast like, you know, in

52:17

New York or whatever. I was like, what

52:19

is this like? They're Sonics in Nashville. We

52:22

went to one time. And they were just

52:24

trying to not understand our order so that

52:26

they wouldn't have to make it. I

52:29

literally, I literally order like a medium fry

52:31

and then she's like, pinch slash. Like,

52:34

I mean, like, she's like, I mean, the most opposite.

52:36

Yeah, of the thing it could be. Yeah. It

52:39

was it was and I just I couldn't

52:41

feel you said to give up. There's no way to get out of

52:43

it. Whatsoever. Yeah,

52:46

we get Sonic Blast Flop in there. I

52:50

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54:15

right. This week, I, by the way, I'd like to,

54:17

I'm at, I've done some damage

54:19

five. Five. Yeah.

54:24

Almost there. We're doing good. Makes

54:27

some progress. I'm already at five and a

54:29

half was my last and add pizza today.

54:31

You're still springy too, which is shocking.

54:34

Yeah. So great. Can't keep

54:36

it damp. Like you read better than ever.

54:38

So yeah. I'm alert. Yeah. This might be

54:40

something to the night. Be yeah. Okay.

54:44

This week we're talking about black

54:46

history month. Uh, Mike,

54:48

you got six and a half minutes before you go. So,

54:50

uh, take it away. I

54:53

think it was very funny. Last time Mike was on,

54:55

it was Juneteenth. Yeah. We've called him up to that

54:57

now. You're going to mention, like when the next time

54:59

you're going to be on, I

55:02

was like, just wait. I

55:05

think you know, you know, my schedule. Now

55:10

we're talking about the Superbowl. Uh,

55:12

it's a Sunday. I think we, uh, we've

55:15

all watched the Superbowl over here before. Yeah.

55:18

So, um,

55:20

um, we're watching at this,

55:22

this time. Your place. Maybe over

55:25

here. Oh, y'all come over if you want. Yeah.

55:27

Uh, Sam throw some stuff in the

55:29

air fryer. We'll throw some nuggets in there. Be

55:31

great. All right. All right. I'm

55:34

very much here. We're being candid. She's the night before.

55:36

Yeah. Pretty crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

55:39

I don't know. I always think that like,

55:41

I have to know if I go to somebody's party, I

55:44

got to know like what type

55:46

of food situation is going to be because

55:48

I can't, I mean, I've gone

55:50

to so many parties where it's just like, it's just, I

55:52

have to know where your food plan

55:54

is at. Sure. Because that like, that's about,

55:57

there's like four days in my, in my

55:59

year. Where I just let it all go.

56:02

Cork, you know? I

56:04

mean, I'll drink a regular soda. Yeah,

56:07

like in Super Bowls, I'll drink a regular Pepsi.

56:10

Like I go all in. I mean,

56:12

I go, this is like the Super Bowls, it's

56:14

like, it's the pre-show all the way to the end. Commercials,

56:20

I want to spread, and so I want

56:22

to be able to like... I'll tell you

56:24

what, I found that surprising. Yeah, I was

56:26

like, I don't believe that. What?

56:30

I believe there is one of that. How do you not

56:32

believe that? You don't

56:34

believe just that goes along. If I come

56:36

into your house for Super Bowl, I need

56:38

you to fax me a menu. Before I

56:40

need to know what you're having, and what

56:43

the situation is. Because if

56:45

I get over there and there's, you know, 20

56:47

meatballs with toothpicks in them. And that's it. You're

56:49

gonna be upset. Yeah, I'm gonna be more than

56:51

upset. What would you do? I trusted you with

56:54

one of the biggest days in my year. Oh,

56:56

that's one of your holidays. It's one of my holidays. That's

56:58

hilarious. Because it's the last day of football. It's the last

57:01

day of like real football. Yeah, it is sad. Even

57:03

though I don't, I still think the

57:05

college football championship is the

57:07

actual end of football. Sure. Because

57:10

I think NFL is kind of going

57:12

like, it's more entertainment now. Yeah. Like

57:15

the whole Taylor Swift thing, I

57:17

love it because it's like, it's pushing the NFL to

57:19

where I think it should be like, the

57:22

NFL should be like WWE, like professional wrestling. It should be

57:24

like all entertainment. It should be all fun. It

57:26

all, we scripted the, what the season is gonna

57:28

be like, fine, do that. Like, I just make

57:30

it, make it fun. Like,

57:33

it's so much fun. Yeah, college football

57:35

be. I don't know. I don't know

57:37

if I agree. The

57:39

culture was turning into a problem. And I think

57:41

the NFL has become better. Yeah, they have. They've

57:44

got a lot better. Yeah, the NFL is like,

57:46

it's pretty great. I mean,

57:48

if they would have scripted it too, they would have

57:50

had ball. Chiefs in, I think they

57:52

would have had Chiefs in, but you had little

57:54

lions. Yeah. And then you

57:56

would have had Eminem and Taylor Swift and, you know.

57:59

Oh, I don't know. I didn't even think

58:01

about that. I don't think about Baltimore

58:03

because of Harbor. Harbor. I

58:05

mean, if you're just looking at, if someone wants

58:07

something, they're saying the NFL scripted, which I don't

58:09

believe that. But what's more beautiful of a script

58:13

than having the last player taken in a

58:15

draft and everybody thinks he can't do it

58:18

and then making him a court? I

58:20

agree, that is. But the other one

58:23

is Eminem and Taylor Swift, which is

58:25

two audiences that you want. You're the

58:27

two biggest stars kind of

58:29

in the biggest football game. They

58:32

would have shown them a thousand times. Because

58:34

people were getting upset about that. I

58:37

saw someone, I thought I liked the point they made,

58:39

where they were like, it'd be like if they

58:41

showed Travis Kelsey at the Oscars

58:44

after every clip. If

58:46

you watch the Oscar. Or like the Grammys. The Grammys.

58:48

Yeah, like the Grammys. If you watched the Grammys last

58:50

night and just every single time

58:52

was a cutaway to

58:56

Lamar Jackson. And you're like, some

58:58

woman's like, who cares about

59:00

Waz Lamar Jackson there? And you're like, well he's a

59:02

football player and he's dating a singer. They

59:05

would never show that. So

59:07

I understand that people

59:09

are getting upset. Overall, it's

59:11

like. My daughter loves it. Yeah,

59:14

yeah. I mean, I'll tell you what.

59:17

I like the people that love it, love it.

59:19

And so I like when someone loves it and

59:21

there's a group that they love. I'm

59:23

saying, it also makes it crazy. Because

59:27

you could have like a, it

59:29

could set up for something amazing.

59:31

She's got an album coming out soon. So

59:35

imagine her and Travis break

59:37

up next year. He

59:40

comes back to the Super Bowl as a player. She

59:43

comes back as the performer. She's

59:45

dating the opposing quarterback. Oh, I said

59:47

they get back together. Yeah. He

59:49

runs out there at halftime. But here's the

59:52

thing at halftime. At halftime, he dainties the

59:54

new song about their breakup. It's

59:57

the first time it's ever been done. Yeah. You

1:00:00

tell me the NFL would be great scripted, but then he

1:00:02

comes out at the end and then to the game. Yeah

1:00:05

He comes out and says Taylor

1:00:07

I want you back. I made a mistake. I made him a Yeah,

1:00:12

then a song is like I made a mistake You

1:00:23

know Travis has a song he wraps

1:00:25

I'm telling you it's

1:00:27

all there mmm Travis Kelsey. Who do you

1:00:29

think's the most famous person in FL? Tom

1:00:34

Brady current player Patrick

1:00:38

Mullins, that's who I would say but Like

1:00:41

people like your sister don't know Patrick McCombs,

1:00:43

but they know Travis Kelsey. Oh, well now

1:00:45

yeah. Yeah Yeah, I would say Terry

1:00:47

kills up there. I thought we were just doing off the

1:00:49

skill. You're out of your mind Yeah, why

1:00:51

could he go home stay car? No, yeah Well, hey,

1:00:53

I didn't think about that, but that makes sense why

1:00:55

you said it Kiel, you go.

1:00:58

Yeah Yeah,

1:01:00

they step on digs. You're like, well, what are you?

1:01:03

Well, here's the thing is what other player do

1:01:05

you know that there whenever they

1:01:07

score a touchdown? Is

1:01:09

trickled into other players doing it? No

1:01:12

one even knows It is

1:01:15

at the Dolphins. It's I mean I'm talking about

1:01:17

the most to be most famous You

1:01:19

got to be Terry kill is famous. I'm sorry.

1:01:21

That'd be the most famous Yeah,

1:01:24

you got to be you got to get people that

1:01:26

are like if they if you go to someone that

1:01:28

never watches football Right and you go football

1:01:31

say something say name a person you gotta

1:01:33

they gotta be like I paid Manning or Joe

1:01:35

Montana I mean, there's probably would say Joe

1:01:37

Montana's because they would it, you

1:01:39

know, they just like I don't know anything But I've

1:01:41

heard Joe Montana's exact you've been on the phone soda

1:01:43

again. Yeah. Yeah, the Niners. Yeah So

1:01:46

yeah, I can't imagine. Yeah, but I could

1:01:48

see Kelsey now. Yeah now I mean his

1:01:50

brother they might be the number one in

1:01:53

two Jersey sales. Yeah, I Almost

1:01:56

think that his brother got like

1:01:58

as famous as he did Just

1:02:00

based off of the Bills playoff game. Yeah. Like

1:02:03

he was all over the place. Yeah. And I

1:02:05

can't tell you how many girls that I know,

1:02:07

they were like, oh my gosh, Jason Kelce. Oh,

1:02:10

he got like voted like most like sexist.

1:02:12

Yeah. But I'm not even talking about that.

1:02:15

I'm talking like just on the street. Oh,

1:02:17

like the word is. Oh, I didn't

1:02:19

know that was on the, I didn't know that was

1:02:21

a word going around. Yeah. How many girls you talk

1:02:23

to? I just thought you know what's happening. Charlotte

1:02:31

Pike. Yeah. Where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's

1:02:34

the, where's the, where you go. You got a lot of polls out

1:02:36

there. I'm telling you, man. In

1:02:39

West Nashville, it divides different. Yeah.

1:02:41

Yeah. They're more than Jason Kelce.

1:02:46

There's three Jason Kelce's in my apartment complex. Yeah.

1:02:49

That's so funny. West Nashville is hard

1:02:51

on you. Yeah. Yeah. I'm

1:02:53

going to tell you something right now. West Nashville

1:02:55

is crazy. I lived in uptown Manhattan, like in

1:02:57

Washington Heights. Right. And there are

1:02:59

parts of West Nashville that are like, yeah,

1:03:02

it blinds up. Yeah. I bet people wish

1:03:04

this was only an hour now. Mike

1:03:09

wishes he was leaving. Yeah. Yeah.

1:03:12

I'm going to go ahead and bow. Yeah. We're

1:03:14

just kidding, Mike. You're like, yeah,

1:03:16

I think it's done. You're talking

1:03:18

about specific streets in Nashville. Yeah.

1:03:22

Do you guys know how the Super Bowl got its name? So,

1:03:26

did we done a Super Bowl? We've

1:03:28

done football. Yeah. I

1:03:31

don't think I've asked this. No. Yeah.

1:03:34

Should I move on? I don't know. It's

1:03:36

happening to get started. So there

1:03:38

was two leagues, the NFL

1:03:40

and the AFL, and they finally

1:03:42

decided to play a championship game and

1:03:45

they called it the AFL. We're going to

1:03:47

stop it now. I think everybody gets it.

1:03:50

I don't know if you had to keep

1:03:52

going. You,

1:03:55

I mean, there's two leagues and

1:03:57

then you go, that's enough. Okay,

1:04:00

well you'd be wrong. Oh,

1:04:02

really? Well, I mean, how does that get to the

1:04:04

Super Bowl? I imagine they play The

1:04:08

title like why would it be called it was originally

1:04:10

called the AFL NFL Championship

1:04:13

game. Yeah, then they called it the Super

1:04:15

Bowl just being because it was the super

1:04:17

the best of the best Was

1:04:19

that the reason well if it's

1:04:21

a dumbed down boring version like what you

1:04:23

guys are Mary Lamar

1:04:26

hunt that owner of the Chiefs said

1:04:28

that's a terrible name to call it

1:04:30

the AFL NFL championship game We

1:04:33

should call it his son had a ball

1:04:35

called the Super Bowl. He said we should call it

1:04:37

something like the Super Bowl and Because

1:04:40

of his son's toy. That's why it's called the

1:04:42

Super Bowl. Mm-hmm Crazy

1:04:45

man. Yeah. All right, that's my

1:04:47

best factor It

1:04:54

was interesting this no

1:04:56

it isn't yeah, I think it's very soon like the

1:04:58

media ran So the first year arrived for a long

1:05:00

time. No one said About

1:05:09

you trivia night at the pub, baby. You know, you want to

1:05:11

know why I was trying cut it to an hour Look at

1:05:18

Nonsense I think

1:05:20

that's very a 25 minute conversation about he

1:05:23

was going. Yeah, you thought he was going

1:05:25

everybody thought he was going Yeah, I was like, I'm

1:05:27

gonna tell you let's talk about the NFL a little bit.

1:05:29

This is when I started watching football I

1:05:33

Gotta say I feel for Brian sometimes cuz like I he's got

1:05:35

a whole paper there filled with stuff I can't wait and then

1:05:38

you it's like that It's like the professor the first time you

1:05:40

write a paper and he just goes in there just writes an

1:05:42

X Over all the pair of it, you're

1:05:44

like, all right. Well, that was all that didn't take it, you know,

1:05:46

yeah That was

1:05:48

my most interesting facts. So Well,

1:05:51

he doesn't win order. He starts his one first

1:05:54

It's all downhill from there. Yeah,

1:05:57

last year Super Bowl was the most watched Super Bowl

1:06:00

Of all time and a

1:06:02

lot of things I read since the most watched TV

1:06:04

event in America ever Now

1:06:06

according to this Wikipedia the moon landing first

1:06:09

moon landing was the most watched Event

1:06:12

in the slasher Super Bowl second. I don't

1:06:15

know if they'd show the moon landing right now

1:06:19

Were you showing you think we go back to the moon

1:06:21

you think they're gonna show it on regular TV At

1:06:23

least on the cable net news network. That's what I

1:06:25

mean. No They would show

1:06:28

it they'll show it over you think they're gonna have

1:06:30

a break in here's us going on the moon Everybody's

1:06:32

this no one's gonna walk now. No one will watch

1:06:34

too many channels I'm gonna tell you there's too many

1:06:36

ways to see it You don't think

1:06:38

people would watch the first time we've been to the moon the

1:06:41

first time. Oh, yeah, if they go down Sorry,

1:06:43

he's not here. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, you guys

1:06:45

are wrong about the Super Bowl fact Everyone's gonna

1:06:47

love that you're wrong about this. You guys are

1:06:49

all over to Will will telecast

1:06:51

it people will watch it. It'll be a huge

1:06:53

deal. You will watch it Younger

1:06:56

people the people they it I

1:06:58

would say my age and younger. I'm

1:07:00

44 By

1:07:03

then you'll be 45. Yeah, so that's

1:07:05

when we're going back. Well, we'll see.

1:07:07

Yeah All right, you might be over say

1:07:09

it's 40. So say it say it's now 44 and under I

1:07:13

mean, I don't think a single

1:07:15

person in the 30s is watching the moon

1:07:17

landing cuz a it's the second one If

1:07:21

you believe in that right now, there's been a few We

1:07:24

only want yeah, we went a few times

1:07:26

doing so we didn't even show

1:07:28

those. Yeah, so why would we show this one? So

1:07:30

were you know, what's the eighth time we've been on

1:07:32

the moon? We probably showed it was just the first

1:07:34

one that was such a big deal. They

1:07:36

got so why would they care now? But wouldn't it be cool

1:07:38

to see it in HD? But they

1:07:41

could I don't I mean, you know

1:07:43

even believes we're seeing any more. It's a good one.

1:07:45

The last time we win Like

1:07:47

1970 or something. you would have to

1:07:49

have a reveal like to show like

1:07:52

a Bucky's is up there, right? You

1:07:54

know, like they as they they paying

1:07:56

the camera out there like that a

1:07:58

buck in front and it's Bucky. The

1:08:00

been up there You don't think a man went

1:08:02

walking on the moon for some fifty seven years

1:08:04

is gonna be and we do something on Mars

1:08:06

and no one cares. Remember that humans have given

1:08:09

you know it's a Mars. I think people would

1:08:11

care for a bounty they would care for the

1:08:13

moon I don't I think they think we've been

1:08:15

to the moon of thousands of adding the i

1:08:17

guess I was wrong batting most he would be

1:08:19

like what we've not gone to the moon or

1:08:22

the youth are your dumb and the risk of

1:08:24

reserve our we thought we were once those it

1:08:26

yeah I know my hard earned. Some

1:08:29

pompoms A and like in of this

1:08:31

like. It was the first

1:08:33

time. it's not gonna be. why don't

1:08:35

have insanely show us but no one's

1:08:37

gonna watch and of anybody watches it

1:08:39

be will see a clip of it

1:08:41

on line. That's it. Like a

1:08:43

year ago and I would do. I know how

1:08:46

we make our than lane ago. We.

1:08:49

Sponsored by Red. Bull. Making

1:08:51

an event, You go hey as I

1:08:53

write a dirt bike to the first time. Or.

1:08:55

He met off and now you're gonna

1:08:57

ride their bikes on the moon out

1:08:59

that avenue Some I was going to

1:09:01

want to see this kind of such

1:09:03

as users and Obamacare were in one

1:09:06

city. The people want to see her

1:09:08

ridiculous adored by you don't the monkey

1:09:10

thing a generous and God knows that

1:09:12

to hear them for the The Mckeon

1:09:14

Sweden's guess what John Mayer's Doing concert

1:09:16

on the. People

1:09:18

on board there. Is no

1:09:20

sales but as a group. That.

1:09:23

Would be sound. There wouldn't be until they so. With

1:09:27

me. Provenance: Of

1:09:30

that was miserable most of our sobs.

1:09:32

Good reason. And then I'll tell

1:09:34

her that you know jobs, get

1:09:36

ready, get around and then villa

1:09:38

and of londoners that somebody was

1:09:40

also they were so financings did

1:09:42

not. Maybe this is no sound

1:09:44

you know I don't wanna go

1:09:46

you away with Echo Musser. Okay

1:09:48

well I'll go with it. there's

1:09:51

most us adults at it i don't either

1:09:53

seven space offer them for gibson how do

1:09:56

they talk on the races years rooms well

1:09:58

i mean the mystery You

1:10:00

heard in the streets, Mike, I heard a couple times

1:10:02

people say there's no sound. No,

1:10:07

no book. No, no, the streets.

1:10:10

No doubt there. He goes out and about. Yeah. And a

1:10:12

lot of people don't think there's sound in space. I got

1:10:14

my hair to the ground. Yeah. So

1:10:18

wait, wait, wait, wait, just to go back on it.

1:10:22

Is there a sound in space? Yeah, I

1:10:24

don't think so. I didn't either. I

1:10:26

don't think so. I think they can talk on

1:10:28

microphones in helmet. Right. Over a radio.

1:10:30

That's what I'm saying. That's all you would be doing if you did

1:10:33

a concert. You'd

1:10:35

be, you wouldn't, you know, you'd still

1:10:37

have the mask and everything on. Right.

1:10:40

So that, I mean, you wouldn't be, I think if a

1:10:42

guy, if we send someone to Mars, that will be the

1:10:45

most watched thing ever. Oh, I agree. I

1:10:47

don't really know the point. I don't. Yeah.

1:10:50

Yeah. I think the moon been there, done

1:10:52

that. Right. I think you asked earlier episode

1:10:54

if we'd ever been to Mars, a

1:10:56

human. Yeah. We have. Yeah. I

1:10:59

thought that was the whole thing because we're making a big deal

1:11:01

about going to Mars. Right. So I thought I was a human

1:11:03

going there. Like now we're sending like a, you

1:11:05

think Aaron's listening to this. It's

1:11:08

just driving him crazy. Well, he's probably

1:11:10

not listening to you now. And, and Dusty,

1:11:12

he would really, according to this, there

1:11:14

is no sound in space. But,

1:11:18

uh, no one really knows cause you can't take your helmet

1:11:20

off. That's true. That's true. I do think they know that.

1:11:22

You can't prove it. I don't know. I don't know. It's

1:11:24

a tree in the forest type thing. Yeah. But

1:11:27

anyway, looks like, like 24 out

1:11:29

of the top 30 telecast of all

1:11:31

time in America, been Super Bowls. So it's

1:11:34

a big dose 330 million

1:11:36

Americans and 115 million people watched the Super

1:11:38

Bowl last year. Oh, wow. So

1:11:40

that's a lot. Mad 13. Yeah.

1:11:43

It's crazy to mash is still up, you know,

1:11:46

Richard Nixon's, what is that? Resignations.

1:11:48

The bleach. Uh, yeah,

1:11:51

it's crazy that that stuff is still up there.

1:11:53

I mean, you would think that, I

1:11:55

mean, now I don't know if anything will ever,

1:11:57

I guess Super Bowl, but it's going to be

1:11:59

so spread. In

1:12:01

mash, that's 1983. Think about how fewer

1:12:03

people there were in America 30 years

1:12:06

ago. Even

1:12:09

more impressive. Yeah, I

1:12:11

mean, you know when they always say that percentage of people

1:12:14

on social media, it's like 5% of the

1:12:16

country's on social media. And you're

1:12:19

like, well, who is these people

1:12:21

not or like, someone doesn't have

1:12:23

phones. Who doesn't? Where are

1:12:25

these people living that don't have phones? Like, they

1:12:28

make it sound like it's 3% of America

1:12:30

has a phone. And then you're

1:12:33

like, most of the country doesn't have a

1:12:35

phone. People in jail have phones. Yeah.

1:12:37

Yeah. That's the poll stuff that you're like,

1:12:40

what? Yeah. Well, even the Super

1:12:42

Bowl. So that's basically like a third of

1:12:44

America watches Super Bowl. But who are the two

1:12:46

thirds that don't? Because I don't know anybody that

1:12:48

doesn't watch the Super Bowl. I mean,

1:12:50

I could see there's people that don't care. Like,

1:12:52

you know, and they don't, they they're

1:12:56

just not into sports. And so if you're

1:12:58

not in sports, you're just, it's like the

1:13:00

commercials halftime show. It's an event. I know.

1:13:02

But it's like the Grammys,

1:13:05

the Grammys for some people, the Oscars, people never

1:13:07

met. And there's been times where you could be

1:13:09

like, Oh, I didn't even realize it was on

1:13:11

the site. Yeah. I don't like watch the war

1:13:13

shows. I don't like. Yeah. There

1:13:15

you go. But the Super Bowl is not a

1:13:18

word show. No, but yeah, but it's a

1:13:21

big event. No Oscars is a giant Oscars

1:13:23

is probably on there somewhere. Maybe

1:13:27

not. But I

1:13:29

feel like I feel like the Oscars is like

1:13:31

one. It's like one caveat. Like, you

1:13:33

can have the halftime show. So that's something and then the

1:13:35

people that do like commercial like that's like a different.

1:13:38

They're all different types of people that bring

1:13:40

in like Grammys is only like music people.

1:13:42

Yeah. And then, you know, Oscars is only

1:13:45

like if you watch movies. Yeah. Like there's

1:13:47

no other there's no other they're not gonna

1:13:49

play like a football game in the middle

1:13:51

of the Grammys. You're Not gonna

1:13:53

have a field kicking contest. Like that's like a

1:13:55

whole. Yeah. They're doing a full kicking contest. I

1:13:58

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and any other place more. I wouldn't have

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guessed that animals I've ever heard of used

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as people for as an excellent work. But

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like I mean you you if you create like

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it's kind of entertainers like America as the best

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entertainers in the world. So.

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like we consume all over the world to him

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even though lights and we will you the like

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australia. And. Australia has a huge

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landmass him but it's like. They.

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Come here for me. Yeah, and the

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same thing. law. Like we have all

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these great law schools here

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and it's our thing. But I'm

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saying actually using the word export

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for people. Like I would think

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if you're like a bar soap,

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you're the biggest export. Actual human

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beings. I'm standing

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on this hill. I mean, I'm dug in.

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So human beings, exports,

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lawyers, we're

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pumping them out, sending them out in the world. Yeah, we're

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going, they're going everywhere. Because

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we keep creating more and more. Yeah.

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I could be done this Krispy Kreme. How many you got

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left? I did seven. I left

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one chocolate iced and three

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glazed. I beat my record last time

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and I've eaten pizza today. Not bad.

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So it's not bad, but we could be. I

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mean, I can see it could maybe have been

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an hour 20 in the podcast. So I can

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see, but we could be.

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I just want to know, I believe in you. Eric

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is going to be furious. Yeah. Oh yeah. But

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it's for the people. But it's for

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the people. Don't let

1:23:05

Eric bring us down. All

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right. That's it for the... Oh, go ahead. So

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it's the 20 year anniversary of

1:23:13

Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction. Oh yeah. Justin,

1:23:15

where were you when this happened? I

1:23:18

was not near TV. I

1:23:21

remember that. Because I remember everybody,

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we were watching at church. That

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was, we had a church party. Yeah. And it was up

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on the big screen and I just hear everybody just go,

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oh. And

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I was like, oh no, I missed something. And

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I'm just thinking, oh, what could it be? Yeah.

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And then I walked into, by the way, Christian,

1:23:42

all like Christian youth group, these

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are like people that come to the Superbowl. So these

1:23:47

are like Christian kids, like they're

1:23:50

the cream of the crop Christian kids.

1:23:52

So, but nobody will tell me what

1:23:54

happened. So I

1:23:57

didn't know for a whole day. I

1:23:59

just thought she... She did something crazy or

1:24:01

whatever. Because they go, oh, we're not, we

1:24:03

don't want to, whatever. They just kept sweeping

1:24:06

it under the rug. Yeah. And

1:24:09

I didn't know about it until I had to go to school the next day. And

1:24:12

then everybody else was like, it was awesome. You

1:24:15

can even then Google it? No, I mean,

1:24:17

dude, I grew up way different. We didn't

1:24:20

have a computer in our house at that

1:24:22

age. So

1:24:25

it was, I had no concept

1:24:27

of it until I got to school the next

1:24:29

day. And that was different. Yeah. All

1:24:32

right. What's another one? Do you have something about

1:24:34

it? I don't know what you were... I was with my wife. I

1:24:38

thought I'd leave the room so I could,

1:24:41

you know, because she didn't need to watch

1:24:43

that. Yeah. You want to watch that stuff?

1:24:46

What ticket prices for this year's Super Bowl, SeatGeek

1:24:49

are about $12,000. That's

1:24:52

correct. Cheapest

1:24:54

tickets, just under 10,000. Overall,

1:24:57

at least

1:24:59

on SeatGeek, it's 36% higher than last year. They

1:25:02

think because in Vegas. I thought I heard

1:25:04

it was dropping. According

1:25:07

to this. Yeah. Yeah. $10,000

1:25:10

is... A lot. Yeah.

1:25:13

I mean, you get these things, stuff's getting to our money. You're like,

1:25:15

well, what do we... That's

1:25:17

what scares me about money is

1:25:20

hearing that. You're like, money

1:25:23

is getting towards... These are hilariously

1:25:26

absurd. Well, fans

1:25:29

aren't being able to go anymore. Right. Yeah,

1:25:31

definitely. Yeah, but then I don't trust... The

1:25:33

people that are buying this, you're like, well,

1:25:35

who... What company? Right.

1:25:39

I don't think people are buying these tickets. It's

1:25:43

these corporate... I don't think... I think they're

1:25:45

that much, you won't have people in there.

1:25:47

Right. And

1:25:49

it's like loose on who's getting into

1:25:51

these things. It's like,

1:25:54

it's celebrities or it's... I mean,

1:25:56

I've gone through some things, so I'm not sure. But it's like you

1:25:58

can be... It's just

1:26:01

like, well, who is there then? And

1:26:05

then if you're like, if it's $10,000, who

1:26:07

is at the gate? I don't

1:26:10

know who's there. Because how many $10,000 people

1:26:12

are there that you can go? And

1:26:17

if you're a corporation, if one ticket's $10,000, I

1:26:20

mean, a suite is $250,000. So

1:26:23

how many of these corporations, what's

1:26:26

the money? Well, guys don't understand where the money,

1:26:29

it seems like it's make believe. Yeah, I

1:26:31

don't know either. Like college gains again like

1:26:33

that, which is crazy. When you think about

1:26:35

it, like for schools, like they're charging these

1:26:37

kind of prices for it. I mean, that's,

1:26:39

but it's also seaky. Yeah, yeah. So it's,

1:26:41

I mean, that is not the Super Bowl,

1:26:43

I'm sure. Like you said, like, cause I

1:26:45

have people say that about my tickets. I'm

1:26:48

not in control of the, you

1:26:50

know, whatever the system is, it's not,

1:26:53

you know, not a great system, but you can, you

1:26:56

can go get, get on my

1:26:58

mailing list. Presell. When

1:27:01

I announced the presell stuff, if you want to, I'm

1:27:03

saying if you really want, some people don't care. They

1:27:05

have some people, you buy tickets off the

1:27:07

seat geeks and the whatever, you

1:27:10

know, you, that's how you, a

1:27:13

lot of people buy tickets. And,

1:27:15

but if you want it, the regular

1:27:18

price, it's like you do,

1:27:20

you gotta just be, go through the website,

1:27:22

go through the thing. And, you know,

1:27:24

they're putting out there. It's like, but once it gets grabbed

1:27:26

up and then it gets into this world where it's $10,000.

1:27:29

And I guess that's it, it's seat geek. It's not really even

1:27:31

the NFL. It's

1:27:33

like, it's a company in its own sense

1:27:35

that they're just charging this crazy thing. But

1:27:37

I just find it, you know. I

1:27:40

think there's also things too, like, like

1:27:42

each team has like an allotment

1:27:44

for their fans. Yeah. So

1:27:47

like, when you, like my mom has Oklahoma

1:27:49

State, season football tickets. So whenever they go

1:27:51

to a game, based on

1:27:53

how many tickets and how many years you

1:27:55

bought, like points you have, you get like,

1:27:58

you're ranked in order. Yeah. If

1:28:00

you're a Niners fan and you've had to use

1:28:02

these tickets for 40 years, you probably get first

1:28:04

dibs on tickets. And those tickets, I mean, I

1:28:06

imagine people don't take it as probably a thousand

1:28:08

a piece. Like ticket price

1:28:10

is a thousand a piece. But

1:28:12

I mean, you get that's what happens is

1:28:14

people get those tickets and they turn around

1:28:16

and they sell it. And that's when it

1:28:19

gets crazy. Yeah. Here's an article from eight

1:28:21

hours ago said average price is

1:28:23

currently 9,300, cheapest is 5,400 for ticket. So

1:28:28

maybe it is going down. It's a stub hub. Yeah.

1:28:32

That's 5,400. I

1:28:35

mean, that's stub hub though. And so

1:28:37

it's yeah, it is regular tickets are

1:28:39

gone. So what you're paying for is

1:28:41

the is the fact that you did

1:28:43

do the things you were supposed to

1:28:45

do. I mean a big way to

1:28:48

I don't know if there's an easy way to do it, but it

1:28:51

is like if you want to go

1:28:53

to something, it's like try to get

1:28:55

ahead of that. Whoever's the person you're trying

1:28:57

to go see sign up for whatever

1:28:59

you got to sign up for them and

1:29:01

you can you will

1:29:04

get tickets that are the price that they're supposed

1:29:06

to be at. But I mean if it's

1:29:08

if it's a Super Bowl, they're going to get bought up

1:29:11

because this all the solar stuff until they get all that stuff.

1:29:13

So, so they get all that stuff figured out. But I mean,

1:29:15

stuff hub is an advertisement on

1:29:18

super NFL. Like when

1:29:20

do they start selling tickets for

1:29:22

the Super Bowl? I'm sure you can buy them. I think

1:29:24

it's the day they come out. I don't think you can

1:29:26

buy them. There's there's a I

1:29:28

guarantee there's a release date before they know who it is.

1:29:31

I bet there's done. So what's your there

1:29:33

is I bet you I bet you five donuts. Yeah,

1:29:37

there's only four but but like

1:29:40

when you go to a bowl game like in college

1:29:43

like the National Championship game, which is going

1:29:45

to sell out right you can buy National

1:29:47

Championship tickets when the season starts.

1:29:51

So I imagine the suit because like there are people

1:29:53

that go to the Super Bowl. I'm telling I

1:29:55

think that there's you can buy

1:29:57

them early whenever like whenever

1:29:59

to see. But then you would buy then every

1:30:01

then the problem is that everybody's gonna go buy

1:30:03

them and just sit on them and then sell

1:30:06

Yes gotta be But

1:30:09

I think it's like flights like flights and hotel rooms Like if

1:30:11

you wait the week before you got to fly somewhere I

1:30:14

know they're gonna be crazy the point of it

1:30:16

is they're gonna charge that much I

1:30:18

mean there's like when I go hotels

1:30:21

and if you're if you look at

1:30:23

an event in a hotel City

1:30:25

and they know that there's gonna be

1:30:28

a big event there that price is insane

1:30:30

that week They know it's a demanding week

1:30:32

and then the next week will be it

1:30:35

cut in three quarters. Yeah Lottery

1:30:38

you got it. Yeah, it says there's four.

1:30:40

This is just from reddit. Yeah Inter-atticu

1:30:43

lottery which deadline soon first

1:30:45

what? Each

1:30:47

team gets allotted a few thousand tickets which they

1:30:50

make available to season ticket holders be

1:30:52

a corporate sponsor or secondary market So

1:30:55

then like things I said earlier, right? those

1:30:59

Sound like what you say? Hey

1:31:05

the share Super Bowl ad 30

1:31:08

second ad cost between six point

1:31:10

five million seven million dollars There's

1:31:13

one there none of you guys saw their mark

1:31:16

their editing because Carl Weathers was it oh Yeah,

1:31:18

I think I'm out there. I ain't gonna leave

1:31:20

him in. Why would you leave him in? Yeah,

1:31:23

like an old mark to the dude like he's

1:31:25

the man. Yeah, Carl Weathers is the man. Yeah,

1:31:27

I know I

1:31:32

know but what if it's like Carl was like come

1:31:34

meet me I

1:31:37

saw the commercial because they released it early.

1:31:39

It's Gronk walking through the desert and then

1:31:41

Carl Weathers pulls up like a car

1:31:44

Oh, yeah, so they're already showing it. Yeah,

1:31:46

that's the thing. They're showing commercial. No, they

1:31:49

they're it's all of it is you

1:31:51

know why? The why

1:31:53

I'm saying the big event thing. This

1:31:56

is going back to these because they're ruining

1:31:58

the big event the Super Bowl That's

1:32:00

why sports will always be this big event because

1:32:02

it's not it can't be leaked Because

1:32:05

it's a live event and it's a game

1:32:07

So you don't it's the only thing left

1:32:09

sports are the only thing left where you

1:32:12

don't know the outcome Mm-hmm, and it doesn't

1:32:14

get leaked. Mm-hmm I mean, yeah, you

1:32:16

can say award shows and stuff like that But

1:32:18

I mean, you know, it's like the word shows doing where

1:32:20

you're like, I don't know what this move I didn't heard

1:32:22

in this movie and it's right, you know up for an

1:32:24

Oscar But That's

1:32:27

the problem. And so like in these commercials are

1:32:30

There's I've seen that one. Mm-hmm And so

1:32:32

you mean when the Super Bowl comes you're like,

1:32:34

well, I've already seen right a lot of the

1:32:37

best Yeah, they've already put out but the reveal

1:32:39

is always great Like I was some of the

1:32:41

my favorite like commercials have always been like and

1:32:43

I also like I don't like it when they show them

1:32:45

after Because you

1:32:48

get the beauty of

1:32:50

it like the was the Betty White sneakers

1:32:52

commercial I remember when that when

1:32:54

they aired it the first time you're like, oh my

1:32:56

gosh, Betty Davis is just getting any white They're the

1:32:58

way Betty White. Yeah, who's Betty Davis? Yeah

1:33:07

Cuz he was like, oh my god, I don't know who Big

1:33:11

switch from Betty White and it said

1:33:13

maybe two words I

1:33:16

don't think I was I get Betty White and

1:33:18

Gina Davis confused. Okay, so Yeah

1:33:23

Commercial Betty White. Yeah, I was watching the day

1:33:25

Betty Davis was on it Was

1:33:31

your brain It

1:33:35

was literally a sin of the part That's

1:33:40

a bit of a friend Mike is that I

1:33:42

said that I knew what you're yeah, I learned

1:33:44

that like listening to my wife She says wrong

1:33:47

and I just listen and you never energy. Yeah.

1:33:49

Yeah He doesn't give

1:33:51

energy opposite of it. Yes.

1:33:54

He takes it. He takes the energy

1:33:56

your energy. Yeah I

1:33:59

think But I think he's comforting like

1:34:01

he'll take your energy and then he calms

1:34:04

it down. Right. That's right. Puts it out

1:34:06

slightly in the world. The

1:34:10

redistribution of energy. Yeah. So you're saying

1:34:13

they added out commercials. No, no, no.

1:34:15

What I'm saying is that that first

1:34:17

commercial hit, the first

1:34:20

time you watched it, it was amazing.

1:34:22

Then they just kept airing it. So

1:34:24

its specialness wasn't, you saw it

1:34:26

in the Super Bowl and then you just never saw it

1:34:28

again. That's where they used to do commercials. And

1:34:30

now it's like they just keep replying it. So

1:34:33

that like that Snickers commercial, which

1:34:35

was like, you're like, you're blown away when

1:34:37

you watch it. And then they keep replying

1:34:40

it. Called a Budweiser. But

1:34:44

if you spend that much money, I think they kept, always kept

1:34:46

playing it. Yeah. Because if you spend that much money, you're going

1:34:48

to keep playing it. And then you

1:34:50

want to see it again because you're like, oh,

1:34:52

and then you remember it. They're spending

1:34:55

so much. Yeah, but it used to not

1:34:57

be like, it wasn't as bad as like

1:34:59

it is now. Where it's like, you see

1:35:01

it before, then you see it during, then

1:35:03

you see it after. Yeah. Well, now before

1:35:05

they're releasing on before. So now all the

1:35:08

commercials, there'll be an article somewhere that comes

1:35:10

out that says, here's the top commercial. They're

1:35:12

already out. They're already, nothing is held

1:35:15

back. And so

1:35:17

there's no waiting for anything. No

1:35:19

delayed gratification. Yes. That is gone.

1:35:22

And that's bad for the world.

1:35:24

And the fact, in everything that you can do,

1:35:26

you shouldn't be able to get

1:35:28

whatever you want. I'm trying to work on that. Immediately. Food.

1:35:31

I'm going to talk about it now, but I have a

1:35:33

problem with it with food. I shouldn't be allowed, allow,

1:35:35

and it's me. I allow

1:35:38

myself to go, well, I want

1:35:40

this and I can go get it now. And DoorDash,

1:35:42

you're like, well, I'll just go get it. I can

1:35:44

get it whatever you want. Amazon. Anywhere you can get

1:35:47

it, I can get it now. So there's, you got

1:35:49

to learn to put, I'm doing it.

1:35:51

I'm having to learn to go.

1:35:53

I don't want, you know, I can't, you know

1:35:55

what? I can't go have this because I don't,

1:35:57

I don't need it. I don't want it. I

1:36:00

don't, because you can, there's nothing. I

1:36:03

mean, it's really crazy. You got it

1:36:05

with a phone, whatever

1:36:07

they want, whatever you want, you can dream it up. It

1:36:10

doesn't even, it can be anything

1:36:12

and everything. You can use just add the

1:36:14

blink of a hat. You

1:36:16

can be like, I'll get it. What was that? Blink

1:36:18

of a hat. Blink of a hat. Blink of a

1:36:20

hat. I knew what you meant, man. I knew it.

1:36:22

You see what I'm doing? See, yeah. Just take it,

1:36:24

man. Lady Davis, you know, she always wore a hat.

1:36:26

You know what I used to wait for during the

1:36:28

Super Bowl was the

1:36:31

Jordan commercials. I don't know if you remember the-

1:36:33

Michael Jordan, I've heard about him. Like he used

1:36:35

to- The Bugs Bunny one. Right. Well,

1:36:38

he used to always like, it would always be the new

1:36:40

shoe that would come out.

1:36:42

Oh, really? Yeah, and they would have the commercial during

1:36:44

Super Bowl. Used to love those. See

1:36:46

what shoes I weren't gonna get. I'm

1:36:49

gonna tell you something. The thing I miss the

1:36:51

most is like the chaos of the halftime show,

1:36:54

because I don't know if you've ever watched like the

1:36:56

old halftime shows, but they're just

1:36:58

chaos. It's just pure chaos.

1:37:01

Like it's crazy. Like how old are you talking?

1:37:03

Like nineties. Like go to

1:37:05

like the first televised ones and

1:37:09

you'll see them. It just, it's like

1:37:11

now it's like everything's so planned out.

1:37:13

Everything, like there's laser lights and everything's

1:37:16

timed. And I

1:37:18

watched like the first one. It

1:37:21

was like 1991. And

1:37:25

it was like- Like four? No, I

1:37:27

mean we watched it on YouTube. Sam

1:37:29

and I did this thing where we went all

1:37:31

the way back. Yeah, my girlfriend. Yeah,

1:37:34

you give it a good straight. Sam's

1:37:37

wife's cousin. Go ahead.

1:37:39

Sam. But

1:37:41

I mean, we went back and we watched and

1:37:43

like, it's just crazy cause it's all chaos. Like

1:37:45

they have, there's these kids wearing

1:37:47

like football outfits and then all of a

1:37:49

sudden all these Disney characters come out. And

1:37:52

then like Reagan or no,

1:37:54

George Bush is there doing like

1:37:57

a weird thing. And then new kids on the block

1:37:59

shows up. Like, I mean, I'm telling

1:38:01

you, it's the craziest, you're like, it's the

1:38:03

craziest thing you've ever seen. Did they always

1:38:05

tell you who was this? Yeah. Well,

1:38:08

I'll share my little factoid for the third time

1:38:10

with these guys. So

1:38:12

the halftime show used to be like that, like nothing,

1:38:14

Disney, kids, whatever. And then one

1:38:17

year in Living Color

1:38:19

at halftime, they

1:38:21

did a live show and

1:38:23

everybody switched over to Living Color. And

1:38:25

it affected so much the next year, they had

1:38:27

Michael Jackson at the halftime show. Like

1:38:30

wrestling used to do that too. Yeah, they do. The

1:38:33

Michael Jackson thing was crazy too. What if they

1:38:36

didn't advertise it? They just said, where it's a

1:38:38

surprise. I would like it. That would make

1:38:40

people turn, I think that would make people tune in. I don't

1:38:42

know, yeah. And I would think that you could ride that to

1:38:44

be like. Wait, didn't they do that one year? I

1:38:46

feel like they did that a couple of years

1:38:48

ago, where they were just like, it was gonna

1:38:50

be a surprise. Yes, but with M&M and Snoop

1:38:52

Dogg, when all them came out, it was like

1:38:55

a lot of different. I think

1:38:57

there's always like an unannounced yes. Yeah,

1:39:00

see like this show starts, it's just a

1:39:02

kid talking, that's the

1:39:04

announcer. And then it's just a

1:39:06

field filled with synchronized

1:39:09

kids. Oh, you gotta figure it out. I

1:39:11

mean, dude, it's, we watched it.

1:39:13

And I was like, it was my favorite one. The

1:39:16

91 one was my favorite one, because it was at

1:39:18

one point you see a Canadian Winnie the Pooh,

1:39:20

shout out Graham, okay. You know,

1:39:23

I mean, it's just, it's crazy that you have

1:39:25

all these things happening. It's

1:39:27

chaos the whole time. And

1:39:30

it's the most fun. Yeah, that's 14

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they made warm moon come

1:40:39

out you know how many

1:40:41

in this game yeah that's

1:40:43

insane dude no that's

1:40:46

what I'm gonna do I think you're gonna super bowl now

1:40:48

who was the 91 the others

1:40:50

never went they

1:40:53

make warm moon get all dressed he's holding

1:40:55

hands with many masks

1:40:57

yeah it only gets crazier from here

1:41:04

the I'm going to Disney World that was 1987

1:41:06

Phil Sims was the first one to start it

1:41:08

to do it yeah why do you say it

1:41:10

just they paid him do it he

1:41:12

and John well L.A. both got $75,000 and the winner

1:41:14

which was Phil Sims you know the one they

1:41:19

used on that machine make now I

1:41:21

bet they don't I don't know well don't they

1:41:23

close the day after Super Bowl they close the park

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the super did they go there

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yeah how is that what they

1:41:30

get there now they yeah maybe I don't now

1:41:32

they go you know how much the halftime entertainers

1:41:34

get nothing

1:41:37

nothing yeah nothing yeah

1:41:41

yeah what I mean why cuz it's such a

1:41:43

big thing I think so yeah it's such

1:41:45

exposure yeah yeah I could see that with

1:41:47

a Super Bowl thing it became such a

1:41:49

big thing now that you're like who's gonna

1:41:51

not say it like you're as a kid

1:41:53

you dream if you're Patrick Mahoney you dream

1:41:55

of saying I'm going to Disney yeah they

1:41:57

they've done it and even It

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at first when you're like man to

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that's almost like imagine if you get

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as a quarterback you get ago I'm

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going to my room. That's the concern

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