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Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to

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the Naitland Podcast. I'm Nate

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Burgueti. We've got everybody back. Everybody's

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back. Everybody's back. Everybody's back. I

0:44

missed you guys. Back in the

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game. I feel

0:50

like I haven't seen you all in forever. We

0:52

yeah, I missed you too. I missed you guys

0:54

and um, you guys

0:58

couldn't take the heat. From all the blowback

1:02

about the one hour episodes. That's right. It

1:04

was fun to start a controversy and then just leave for a

1:07

week and let y'all deal with it. Do

1:09

you know we're back to two hours? I do know that. Yeah.

1:12

I didn't really tell you. Dusty called me furious.

1:14

Oh I figured. Dusty

1:17

wants to give you three. Yeah.

1:19

Yeah. I want to get, you know,

1:22

I want to get in depth there. We could leave

1:24

and then let you go and then there's the dusty

1:26

hour where everybody leaves and Dusty just stays on. All

1:28

bets are off. I'd like to talk for

1:30

an hour about this Super Bowl halftime show. Yeah. I

1:33

mean, I could get into it, but yeah. Now

1:36

it was fine. Yeah. No sponsors

1:38

on the dusty hour. Yeah.

1:41

No. Yeah. You'd have

1:43

to even when we get done go, whatever

1:45

happens after this does not represent

1:47

anything. A disclaimer. Yeah. Yeah.

1:51

It's like overnight, like a midnight hour type thing. Yeah.

1:57

Yeah. What's

2:00

that, we say you didn't like the- Nah,

2:03

it used to be, I feel like they've

2:05

gotten real tame now, but for a few

2:07

years, it really seemed like some kind of

2:09

ritual was going on on the halftime shows.

2:12

But I think people have kind of caught on

2:14

to it now, so now it's much more subtle

2:16

type things, but I don't feel like, you

2:18

know, I'm not like an Usher fan. I

2:20

mean, I was in 2003, you know, and

2:23

I'm not hating on him. That was a

2:25

great year for him. Yeah, I'm happy he's

2:27

having a real resurgence, I guess. Yeah. And

2:30

it was nice to see Lil Jon, but-

2:33

Ludacris was fun. Ludacris too, yeah. I

2:35

mean, I don't understand why

2:37

Ludacris wasn't the whole halftime show. Yeah,

2:39

I like Ludacris a lot. Like he's just

2:41

very fun and he has a lot

2:43

of songs. Yeah. Yeah, I

2:45

thought it was, I didn't

2:47

think- You know what's funny? The camera

2:49

shots, I didn't think were good. They

2:51

never showed it from a big scope,

2:53

really. It was all kind of like

2:55

just right up on the

2:58

person that was singing. And you would

3:00

see a lot of stuff going on behind them, but

3:02

they never like showed, you know, I feel like when

3:04

they did that one with Eminem, like you saw some

3:06

big scope of, you know, that it was a big,

3:08

big thing. And this one felt like,

3:11

unless when they went on that stage and

3:13

they zoomed out to show you the stage

3:15

was cool, that was circle. I

3:18

thought it was just like, it just

3:20

felt like, you know, it felt like

3:22

an old person taking a picture where you go, boy, you're

3:24

not getting everybody in there. That's what it

3:26

felt like. Which could be perfect. I

3:28

mean, Usher might be, how old is he? Is he

3:31

a May age maybe? I don't know that we

3:33

really needed the whole Usher taking a shirt off

3:35

mid thing. It's like, who's that? 45 years old.

3:38

Year age. Year younger. Who's that? I'm

3:40

a year younger. The Taylor Swift

3:42

fans tuning in. Who was that for? You're

3:45

talking about Usher taking a shirt off? Yeah, no.

3:47

I know. That was for a lot of people.

3:49

Yeah, I don't know, but there's, I do. Yeah,

3:51

there's- Yeah, I'm just

3:53

gonna throw it out there. Not everyone was upset.

3:56

Yeah. They're, yeah,

3:58

I mean, I don't think his- Yeah,

4:02

I mean, I mean, his

4:04

one song that I liked, You Got It Bad,

4:06

you remember that song? Yeah, that was a hot

4:08

song. And I felt like his version, and

4:10

I'm sure it's hard to sing on the

4:12

football in a football stadium. But that what

4:15

he did last night was not a good

4:17

representation of a hot song.

4:19

Yeah. Well, yeah, it

4:21

was in Vegas. I mean, I think it's just like

4:23

a different vibe. I don't know Vegas

4:25

is the best vibe for Super Bowl. Like

4:27

you think, I feel like Vegas

4:29

feels like it's the best for a lot of

4:31

stuff. But it's kind of its own thing that

4:33

you're like, you don't need everything to be there.

4:36

What's the perfect setting thing? I

4:38

just think Vegas is too big. Vegas is

4:41

making a big research. Like, I mean, they're

4:44

trying to have, they have the Raiders there, and

4:47

they have just so much stuff going

4:49

on now. And they have so many

4:51

shows. It's just everything's big. So the

4:53

parties are big. It gets real, even

4:56

get tickets, tickets were the cheapest ticket

4:58

was like 10 grand or

5:00

something, nine grand to go sit in

5:03

there. And I just think

5:05

Vegas is like, they

5:08

got their own, like just be Vegas, be Vegas

5:10

to the world. You don't need to

5:12

be Vegas, you know, just be we're Las Vegas.

5:15

I don't, you don't need another, you

5:17

know, the Super Bowl is its own Las Vegas

5:21

in a craziness. Like putting a hat on the

5:23

hat. Yeah. So then you're going to go put

5:25

it into like, you know, a

5:27

town that's like, we're already ramped up to 50.

5:29

Yeah. And then

5:31

you're like, well, you were we gonna do you

5:33

know, we're ramping up. Like you need to, that's

5:36

why when it goes to like, you

5:38

know, just not the main, not Vegas,

5:41

the other cities are like, Oh, yeah, well, we

5:43

get to have this big event. And it's a

5:45

big thing. It always seems like it's the same

5:47

people in a touristy city. It's like a video

5:49

game simulation where we're like, Oh, we need to

5:51

arrest here. And then you place them there. And

5:53

they're the same. The first time I went to

5:56

Vegas, I was like, Oh, this is the same

5:58

people that I used to see a guy. I

6:01

mean it just seems like the exact

6:03

same people walking around. Yeah every tourist

6:05

place That's just you just

6:07

it's like you just click and drag them

6:09

to a new setting airbrush t-shirt Yeah,

6:11

I mean matching fanny pack. I never

6:13

saw more seatbelt extenders on a plane than

6:16

leaving Vegas I mean it was I

6:18

mean I was they run out people

6:20

got into it out here They

6:23

run out like I mean Aaron asked the

6:25

one they're like come on Yeah

6:31

around slim Yeah,

6:36

it's I had a taxi driver tell me that

6:39

it was better when the Mafia used to run

6:41

Vegas He said it was more fun back then.

6:43

I think everything was more fun

6:46

Back then that's what I would yeah, I

6:48

think everything. Yeah, you know they go it

6:50

was all I saw a

6:53

video today or

6:55

something about they interviewing like kids from

6:57

the 60s or 50s or and they're

7:00

like what do you think it's gonna be? I don't know if

7:02

I believe this It was like was it gonna

7:04

be in the future, and they're like I feel like he'll

7:06

be you know Everybody

7:09

not no one talks anybody or all this stuff

7:11

No one has a connection with anybody and I don't

7:13

think it'll be very fun for the future But

7:16

it was but now that I say this out loud and

7:18

look back you're like what? I would be an

7:20

elementary kids know what the future is gonna be in

7:24

the 50s Well now I don't believe that video well

7:26

they oh yeah, and I did believe enough to bring

7:28

it up one second But they

7:30

you gotta just say stuff say that Say

7:33

it out loud you go like oh,

7:35

yeah, well they say asking kids in

7:37

the 50s. Yeah That's interesting,

7:39

but it could be fake too. I believe

7:41

it could be I don't believe anything. Yeah,

7:43

everything could be AI now. Yeah Like

7:46

we can create AI stuff that looks pretty

7:48

good. So what can what can they really

7:50

do with it? Well, they could have yeah,

7:52

you know what I mean? They

7:55

always say that the government has

7:57

technology. You know like seven years

8:00

ahead of us. Like

8:02

when we get it, they've had it

8:04

for seven years already. So

8:06

it's already better what they have. We're

8:09

like a third world country to our

8:11

own stuff we make. We get it

8:13

when it's already like we're not using

8:15

that. Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

8:18

Yeah. They

8:20

throw it down to it. I mean, we could be

8:22

eating AI food out here. Who knows? They

8:25

have said that they're now

8:27

approved to... AI-generated fish maybe.

8:29

To serve lab-grown chicken and

8:32

meat to us. Oh

8:34

yeah. Although that's AI though. Well,

8:37

you know, artificial though. Yeah, yeah. A.

8:40

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't

8:43

find a word for the I in that though. You had

8:45

a few things to get off the chest. Well, you know...

8:47

I feel like you've been locked up in that vault for

8:49

a week and a half. I've

8:51

been in LA doing podcasts where I couldn't say a

8:53

lot of this stuff. This

8:56

is the parkish you can really let loose. You had to go

8:58

with the flow in LA. Yeah. I had to be cool. I

9:00

had to play it cool. We

9:05

had a good basis out

9:07

this week and we had a fun week. We did. We

9:11

were in Madison, Wisconsin, Omaha, Nebraska, and

9:13

then Kansas City the night before the

9:15

Super Bowl. The heart of America, dude.

9:18

Yeah. I heard that was your option.

9:20

I think they're canceled. Yeah. Yeah.

9:24

Everybody John Reap. He's

9:26

trying to do a joke and say like my show was

9:28

canceled to come to his show because he was in... He

9:32

was in Kansas City. So

9:34

was Becky Young. Becky Young was

9:36

at the other club in Kansas City. And

9:38

so, yeah, then he

9:40

went and he reaped.

9:43

He was trying to be funny

9:45

and posted something canceled and

9:47

that I was sick. And

9:50

I wasn't. But the venue, I

9:52

think, found out. I think a

9:54

few people got mad. When they introduced me, I would

9:56

get such a pop that Nate was having a hard

9:58

time following me. I mean, he would

10:01

eventually get on, but I thought it was his

10:03

knees. Gunshots

10:10

went off. Nope. Nope. It's just a joint. Don't

10:15

Mike those knees. Yeah.

10:18

Somebody did come more than one. Like, wow.

10:20

He went up those steps better than I

10:22

expected. But we don't have a,

10:24

yeah. Cause there's no railing. I know.

10:26

That's tough. Look, I didn't even, I was undefended

10:28

by the comment. What I better than I expected.

10:30

Yeah. Well, yeah, when

10:32

there's no, like, yeah, we might've should've put a

10:34

railing there. Yeah. We have to

10:36

have something, you know, or someone could lead

10:38

you up. We just,

10:41

maybe we have a woman, maybe we have a

10:43

woman do it and woman stands there and hold

10:45

your hand or you go. Or I take her arm. Yeah.

10:48

What would you do if you fell going up the stairs?

10:51

Like, what would your recovery be? I think about it. I

10:53

was about a six to eight months. Yeah.

11:00

I looked to see if they started the clock yet. I

11:03

crawl up and I got 30 seconds left and they

11:05

start wrapping up. I

11:07

would think that you, if you fell,

11:09

you would get it, your adrenaline would

11:11

get you. Uh, but then

11:14

it would be, when we saw Bates later,

11:16

it would be, uh, what's it wore off,

11:18

it'd be tough. I'd go straight to the

11:20

bus. Yeah. Yeah. We'd have to keep

11:22

an eye on them. We played basketball two

11:25

straight days. Yeah. So we did a lot

11:27

of activity. Yeah. They had, I

11:29

mean, every, every place was awesome.

11:32

Omaha, this great like backstage area,

11:34

you were inside and we played

11:36

basketball. Uh, and we,

11:38

and we played, uh, like

11:41

three on three, four run team one. I got

11:43

blocked by Bates. Yeah.

11:45

What? I mean, I do

11:48

a, yeah, I do it. I went in, I

11:50

was in his area by doing an underhand shot.

11:52

So I'm low. And so one

11:55

of my, one of my moves, my go-to moves

11:57

is you go to do a layup and I'll

11:59

go. You know, because the person's hand

12:01

up, I'll go under. Sure. Well,

12:03

he caught on to it. And then the high-bones

12:05

smacked it down. Brian just hadn't gotten out

12:07

there yet. You're just too slow

12:10

on the initial move. You know, I'm taking

12:12

the ball down in his village at the bottom.

12:15

And then so you go, yeah, it's going

12:17

to get knocked out. With moves like that,

12:19

you would think that you would have said

12:21

basketball player instead of soccer player when blending

12:23

in another sport. Yeah, I mean, you're

12:25

right. I guess I'm just good at everything. I didn't realize it.

12:27

We watched him play basketball, though. Yeah.

12:30

To blend in. Good dribbler. You

12:33

know, looks at the ball the whole time. Yeah. Like

12:37

Stanley from the office? Yeah. No,

12:41

he does. He played good. I mean,

12:43

yeah, basically good. He made some shots

12:45

and lit it up. He's a quick

12:47

release. Quick release, deceptively athletic. Yeah.

12:50

Like, you can tell that

12:52

you're like, yeah, this guy was a

12:55

decent athlete. He was in the 50s. Did

12:57

you do shirts versus skins? Yeah,

13:01

he was

13:03

playing basketball, and the real future team

13:05

was playing. He goes, yeah, so

13:07

he was for Lebanon. He's a very

13:09

decent little athlete right there. Four quarters. Yeah,

13:12

office. Just ran it out. Yeah, for a team

13:14

that just runs the clock out. I

13:17

watched the girls' basketball team once

13:19

do that. They

13:21

ran the whole like fourth,

13:24

third quarter, fourth quarter. They

13:26

just dribbled over the line, and then

13:28

just the girl dribbled. And it

13:30

was. Because there's no shot clock. There's no shot clock,

13:32

and then they stand back, and there's no guard. It

13:34

was younger. But I mean, it was, I

13:36

want to say it was junior varsity

13:38

maybe or something. And

13:40

I think it just tripled. And you

13:43

just sit there, and I mean, it's one of those

13:45

that you're like, I can't even believe I'm watching this.

13:47

Yeah. Yeah, why wouldn't they put somebody

13:49

on her to make her get a five-second call? I

13:51

think if a team is doing that, the other team's

13:53

probably, they're not playing a team that can, they're

13:56

probably like, we'll take the break. Yeah, we're trying

13:58

to get out of here anyway. Yeah. Our parents

14:00

are making us do this. Yeah, I think

14:02

yeah, everybody wanted to leave. We had family

14:05

friends that were softball coaches

14:07

and he used to have a hand

14:11

sign to tell his players to tie

14:13

their shoes just to run the clock out.

14:15

And you could eat like 20 minutes

14:18

off just people tying their shoes. Softball?

14:22

Yeah. With the children's leagues, they have like a hard

14:24

cut a lot of times and there's like a time

14:26

limit. Just tie your shoes, take as much time as

14:28

you need. I kind of like

14:30

gamesmanship like that. You would think there were some

14:33

post-game press conferences for those. Kids off? Yeah.

14:36

They would go. Well, you want to just let them play

14:38

though. Yeah. They want to get the win. If you're winning

14:40

and you got like 15 minutes left, let's eat a little

14:43

bit of this clock. Yeah. You

14:45

don't respect that at all? Well, I think you won it

14:47

like you said that's it's gone. The moment's gone. Yeah, yeah.

14:51

I'm sure it was great though. It was. It

14:53

was. You guys messed up. Yeah, I think

14:56

people heard it. You guys messed up. It's fine guys. I

14:58

mean, you know what I mean? We're

15:00

having a good time here. Yeah.

15:04

Yeah, your Netflix special is hot.

15:06

So we got to knock you down a little

15:08

bit. Yeah, that's right. You've been on the West

15:10

Coast Terrier. Yeah, it is hot. That's right. Nationwide

15:12

press tour out here. You won after midnight? I

15:14

did. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:16

That's very cool. Yeah. Congrats

15:18

on that. Yeah, I mean I rocked it. It was awesome.

15:20

Yeah, we got to welcome back to your reality. Yeah, it was

15:23

good. I had a hot run

15:25

out there. I did Neil Brennan's

15:27

podcast. I don't think it's out yet. Blocks. Yeah,

15:31

yeah. I did Adam Carolla's

15:33

podcast. Nice. Did

15:35

Fortune, Themester, Tom Papa. There you

15:37

go. It's great. Netflix

15:40

radio. Netflix radio. Right. That's

15:42

some serious XM radio takeover things. Okay. That's

15:45

fun. And then I

15:48

won after midnight. Now, I was

15:50

only there two days and I don't

15:52

really want to do spots. I'm like, I'm about

15:54

to go to Milwaukee and do five hours of

15:56

comedy. I'm good on the spot. Is that one

15:58

show? Yeah. Yeah, well,

16:00

yeah, I mean if you really break

16:03

it down it was probably more like

16:05

six hours. Yeah Yeah,

16:09

it gets a little long Who

16:12

are you with here Tiana? Sarah Tiana and

16:15

London I don't remember her last

16:17

name right now, but those are bridges London

16:20

Bridge. Yeah, yeah under bridges. We're wearing the same

16:22

thing you were in right now different

16:28

I think it was A

16:30

bit of a different shirt same color. Yeah same

16:33

idea. Yeah, I mean every day. It's the same

16:35

idea Didn't

16:42

get my day learn hard had approved though that

16:44

was exciting You got a

16:46

pro. Yeah, well, it's a big problem Yeah,

16:48

most of the time I wear my own

16:50

hat if I do TV things cuz it's

16:53

my design So it's approved to wear. Mmm,

16:55

but this was such a homemade hat that

16:57

they were like, yeah, there's no copyright on this Oh,

17:01

yeah They'll

17:04

learn heart seven time champion. This is like

17:06

Miss America where they're about to announce the

17:09

winner Yeah, it looks like you and Sarah.

17:11

This looks like Duck Dynasty Where

17:13

they you know, the guy's got a billion dollars so

17:16

you got a girl like that And you're like, I

17:18

don't like any here Sarah talks. She's super subbing to

17:20

you. You're like, all right What makes a little more

17:23

she's country than me? I know she I

17:25

mean, yeah, well I Know

17:28

an accent. Oh sure. Yeah,

17:30

yeah. Yeah Y'all

17:33

two up there together You

17:36

know, and then we had a British girl and

17:38

they say British is like, you know Like southern

17:40

accent is like a slowed down British accent. So

17:42

it's really just did you try that out in

17:45

real time talking to? No, I don't know how

17:47

to do any accents, but I

17:49

did say that a couple of times to people Yeah

17:53

That was a joke I I did a couple of times

17:55

yeah people enjoyed it.

17:57

Mm-hmm. I get a joke that works at a party

18:00

I'll do it a couple of times. Yeah.

18:02

And then everybody said, you hear about that? Do you hear the dusty?

18:04

Yeah. And then once I've touched

18:07

everybody, I'm out of there. That's it. I

18:09

want to ask you this. How much steak do you think

18:11

you could eat in one setting? Could

18:13

eat or? Like one of those, one of those contests where

18:15

like you eat this much, not

18:17

as much as you think. I mean, two

18:19

pounds. Is that a lot? What's the ounces? So

18:22

be regular. I can do the math. Two pounds.

18:25

That's 32 pounds. That's 32 pounds. That's

18:27

32 pounds. Is that about, that's about. I don't

18:29

know. That's a lot of me. College ruins everything,

18:31

dude. What are you talking about? That's a

18:33

college answer. So you go two pounds. No one even just say

18:35

three. I never even understand it when they go. I

18:38

go, I don't know what you mean. But sure. I

18:41

don't know how to break it down. Look, and that's on me, but

18:43

I'm saying that's on me. I'm saying that's on me. I'm saying that's on

18:45

me. I'm saying that's on me. I'm saying that's on me. I'm saying that's

18:47

on me. But I think weight is not, not the question here. You should

18:49

go for like surface area. Yeah. Yeah.

18:54

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

18:57

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

19:00

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

19:03

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

19:06

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

19:09

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

19:12

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

19:15

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

19:18

Yeah. Yeah. If

19:20

you ordered, oh, okay then. I think so, right? Maybe

19:22

three of those. Three 32 ounce steak. Yeah.

19:25

So 96 ounces. That's a big difference. Yeah.

19:28

The old 96er. You said not as much as you would

19:30

think. That's more than I thought. The old 96ers the great

19:32

outdoors. Yeah. I was

19:34

thinking 150, so he was right. If

19:37

we get the gristle down and we can we get some hats

19:39

for the kids. If John Candy can't do

19:41

it, I don't know. He did do it. Did

19:43

he? Yeah, he walked up the shirts

19:45

laying on on his body. Didn't they say? They

19:48

know you got to eat the gristle. Yeah. Did

19:50

he do it? Yeah. I

19:52

thought he didn't. And then Dan, Dan, I quote it. Maybe he

19:54

says he goes, I think he says something. He goes, I get

19:56

dessert down and we throw in some hats for the kids. A

20:00

dessert down on the plate. Yeah,

20:04

so like 96 ounce. I

20:06

mean, what's the question if I had to? Like, even

20:08

if it was one of those contests where you get

20:10

free. Oh, yeah. What did you

20:12

get? Yeah. Well, our

20:15

buddy Michael Clay came along with us this

20:17

weekend on the trip, and I think

20:19

I sent you a couple of pics of this. Somehow.

20:22

You did not. Somehow.

20:26

Well, you did. Yeah. Brian,

20:30

I got to do Brian. Brian's

20:32

like, he'll find a way to send me like a 100

20:35

by 200 version of can you ever get

20:37

a full size resolution photo? I don't think

20:39

no. I mean, it's

20:41

just pictures taken by people's phones. I know,

20:44

but you can find like the real text them. I

20:46

could be better.

20:48

I just thought with his computer

20:50

email with with my computer, I

20:52

can somehow generate a higher quality version of

20:54

an image that's already been corrupted. All

20:57

right. I'll start texting to you then. Yeah.

21:01

That's all you got to do. All right. I'm

21:03

sorry. That's how Michael Clay that I like his

21:05

hat. Yeah. Like my uncle. You

21:07

guys are. We're good for sure. But

21:09

yeah, yeah. But like he's like, you pulled his

21:11

image up. And I mean, the

21:13

image is the size of a postage stamp.

21:15

So I'm zoomed in, you know, yeah, 500

21:17

times. So it's just not a good quality

21:19

photo. And that's on me. No,

21:22

I mean, I'm all right. Well, we got

21:24

to hash this out ahead of time. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

21:27

I'm sorry. Everybody had to peek behind the

21:29

curtain. Three quarters of life before computers are born and you

21:31

want to make somebody out of your

21:33

mind. But every time like I

21:35

sit you know, you didn't. Oh, yeah, you did actually. I

21:38

sent an email. You look, you got an email.

21:40

Well, there's one photo. There's no subject. Nothing was

21:42

written in the email. What do

21:44

you expect? What do you expect to

21:46

be? That is kind of is

21:48

on you to go. Justin's people over

21:50

the shoulder like I wish I'd have got that.

21:53

Yeah. You're mad at a time machine for not

21:55

sending you a good picture. photos.

22:00

Yeah. We don't know where that other

22:02

one is. Michael.

22:06

So Michael Clay,

22:09

me and him moved to Chicago together

22:12

from our water meter reading jobs

22:14

at West Wilson. And

22:17

so we went from Chicago, we moved from

22:19

Nashville to Chicago to start comedy. So

22:21

me and him lived there for two years and

22:25

we did some second city classes. I did

22:27

for just eight weeks or something. And then

22:29

I started in my stand up classes and

22:31

stand up. He did like a year course

22:33

at second city. So Michael

22:36

comes on the road with us. And so the

22:38

original idea of this bet was because a long

22:40

time ago when we were in

22:42

Chicago back, you know, we have no

22:45

money. We're waiting tables and it

22:47

was like our, it was like our birthdays

22:49

or something. And

22:51

so we go eat at this

22:53

restaurant and I want to say to me, him,

22:56

I want to say our buddy John that we

22:58

also live with. I'm not positive. But

23:02

so we have a state, we have like he eats like a

23:04

30. Do you remember, like, do you remember

23:06

him the ounces he said like 20

23:09

years ago? Yeah. I

23:11

thought it was 40 something. Yeah. So

23:13

how many pounds of that? Yeah. Over

23:15

two pounds. Yeah. Oh, is it

23:18

two and a half? Maybe a half. So

23:21

yeah, it was like 40 something ounce or whatever, but

23:23

he ate a potato. He had sal, like he had

23:25

oatmeal and he goes, I could eat a steak. So

23:27

back then, you know, we're 24 years old. We're like,

23:29

well, if you can eat a steak, if you eat

23:31

it, we're paid for it. But if you don't eat

23:33

it, you got to pay for it. And

23:35

so he goes, all right, I'll do it. So then he

23:37

gets another steak and yeah, so it's going to be ended

23:39

up being, he's already had so much of this stuff. And

23:42

so it's going to be in like 40 something ounces.

23:45

And he gets to the last bite and he

23:47

can't do it. And it literally, I mean,

23:49

these last like couldn't, he was like, I'm

23:51

going to throw up if it goes, I cannot

23:53

make it. If he'd have thrown up with that,

23:56

it made the whole thing invalid. Yeah. So keeping

23:58

it down was part of the, yeah. Yeah,

24:00

so you just don't want to throw up in the middle of

24:02

a restaurant. Yeah, yeah, yeah for free steak. I don't know. So

24:05

what we did was we

24:08

uh normally he was he would have had to

24:11

pay for it, but we just all split that

24:13

extra steak Just because he did get

24:15

it basically get it all down. Yeah, uh,

24:17

so Cut to 20

24:19

years Now we're

24:21

back at it and i'm telling that story

24:23

this steak. This is in uh, madison. Oh,

24:26

yeah. Yeah Yeah, great. Uh,

24:29

uh tornado. Mm-hmm. The Yeah,

24:32

tornado steakhouse. Yeah, they had a tornado

24:34

that night. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah tornado steakhouse

24:37

and so, uh Yeah,

24:39

so we he I ordered

24:42

a steak that was like a 30 or

24:44

28 ounce Ribeye

24:48

And it was enormous. So when I get there

24:50

and I get it so i mean I eat

24:52

a barely little bit I shouldn't have

24:54

ordered that big of a steak. He had a 20

24:57

ounce steak. I think right? And

25:00

so he had a 20 ounce steak and then

25:02

uh, I was like you think

25:04

he could eat this one? And so I kind of bring

25:06

that up and then so we handed my steak And

25:09

so now he's eating Probably a

25:11

good 45 45 ounces of steak And

25:15

and bets were made and I mean he had and he

25:17

had the sides already and he had all that stuff So

25:19

bets were made if he could make it and if he

25:21

could do it or not do it And

25:24

uh, he did it. Yeah, he did it. I want me

25:26

and baits You

25:28

bet on him you said he could do it.

25:30

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys got a real

25:32

gambling problem. Sounds like yeah Yeah, not if you

25:34

win. Yeah, that's true. I did. It's only a

25:36

problem if you lose. Yeah Yeah, me and brian

25:38

bet on him to win and

25:41

then uh And

25:44

then every yeah, so it was fun Yeah,

25:47

he was did he eat that hamburger there

25:49

with the aju sauce there? You know that

25:51

yeah, they brought that out Too

25:53

but I mean man, it was I love a

25:55

french step He

25:57

was a lot of food Yeah

26:00

It was a very fun night though because it was

26:02

like we were just all arguing

26:04

what's left on the bone. It

26:07

was a very fun night. You eat

26:12

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Zoc Doc Doc. Yeah. Appreciate

27:21

that guys. Is there

27:24

going to be tension between me and you the rest

27:26

of the episode Brian? Maybe

27:29

the rest of our lives. Yeah. He

27:31

knows the text. Yeah. There you

27:33

go. I know. I made a

27:35

point. I think that was a very younger person. I understand

27:37

the middle. I might have emailed you the picture too. I

27:42

get it. I would have done something like

27:44

that. Next time hand draw. I

27:46

don't know how to make a picture the regular

27:48

size. No I don't either. I

27:50

get stuff from my parents all the time. They text. This

27:53

is a photo that Pimp took. So

27:56

it's unbelievable quality. But

27:59

what I was sent. was, I mean, this is

28:01

a 82 kilobyte. I mean,

28:03

this could not be a smaller image. Yeah. So

28:05

I don't know what happened along the way. How

28:07

many pounds is a kilobyte? Where

28:11

did you get that picture from? I

28:13

took it. Wait. No, this is

28:15

a picture by Mike Labanis. It says it right here on

28:18

the image. Oh, okay. All right. There were some I took,

28:20

but I guess I just sent you the one with my-

28:22

So why, buddy, when you scan it, I mean, when you

28:24

send it, what happens? Did you take a screenshot of it

28:26

on your phone and then email it to me? I don't

28:28

remember. Okay. Well, then, I would argue maybe- We'll figure

28:31

it out. Yeah.

28:34

Bring it up sometime before episode

28:36

190. Not while

28:38

we're on the podcast. Yeah. I thought it

28:40

might be funny. I've been building up for

28:42

190 episodes. I thought the

28:44

quality- I was trying to throw your bone in you. You're like, you

28:47

don't even know how you sent it. You

28:49

don't recall any of this. And you're like, well, I

28:51

don't know what to tell you, bro. I also think

28:54

the quality- You got to recall- I don't recall this

28:56

dinner. Do we really need a high def for the

28:58

guy- Do you think the quality looks great? Well, what

29:00

do we need? We really need a high def of

29:02

this guy cutting a stake here? I mean, yeah, this

29:05

is a high production quality podcast. Yeah. I mean, I

29:07

guess so. I mean- Yeah, we put it all out there.

29:09

I can tell that's a French dip, you know? It looks

29:12

like he's got kind of an old- The issue is not

29:14

can you tell what it is. It's just

29:16

that we have a high quality. Look,

29:18

when you carry this podcast, like I do, I can't

29:20

remember everything. You three bring nothing

29:22

to the table. So I'm not going to- I

29:24

have the only one defending you here. I don't

29:27

know why you're- You're right. You're right. The new

29:29

Beyonce. I just think it's him too. The Beyonce

29:31

song that came out last night in the Super

29:33

Bowl, looked at the writers credits written by Beyonce

29:35

and Brian Bates. Did you see that? Did anybody

29:37

tag in that? No. Evidently, there's a songwriter named

29:39

Brian Bates and he's writing songs with Beyonce. But

29:42

when you click on the info for a Beyonce song, that's

29:44

not what you expect to see. Yeah.

29:46

Is written by Brian Bates. From yet another

29:48

Brian Bates to invest in the title. I

29:51

think only one can make it. Well,

29:55

there's a few out there fighting for the title because as

29:57

I've said before, I get Google alerts every day about- Brian

30:00

Bates and they're all doing a lot better than I am.

30:02

You ever see the movie with Jet Li called The One?

30:05

No. It's like where there are lots of

30:07

different universes of you in it.

30:10

And then this one guy is going around

30:12

and he's going to all the universes killing

30:14

the other version of himself. And then each

30:16

time you do, the others get a little

30:18

more powerful. Oh, that's what

30:21

Brian needs to do. Yeah, yeah. Is it

30:23

fun? It is fun. Yeah, I

30:25

mean, it's violent, but it is a fun movie. Yeah, yeah.

30:27

Jet Li is awesome. Yeah. If you

30:29

watch that tonight, I will be furious. You

30:33

just start watching all these other movies based

30:35

on just that flimsy recommendation. It's great, though.

30:37

I've been hyping up the greatest movie of

30:40

all time for three years now. And it's

30:42

a whole thing. It's not that big of

30:44

a thing. You gave me a big thing

30:46

and that seemed like a fun. It's a

30:48

little bit funny. You watch. Yeah, not a

30:50

lot. Okay, that's just like it's not that

30:52

now. That's what I mean. It's like, I'm

30:55

not looking to write a history book. Shawshank

30:57

can leave you being like, yes, I

31:00

mean, it's good. Yeah, there's a lot going

31:02

on. Yeah, you got to leave. I'm watching

31:04

this show on Netflix called

31:06

Fool Me Once. Just

31:08

because they got they said, well, 37 million people

31:10

watch it. I go, all right. Oh,

31:12

well, and I don't think I'm in

31:14

school. I don't know. I thought 37 million people

31:17

watch it. Yeah, like I just I thought, well,

31:19

I'm gonna give it a go. And like it's

31:21

just, you know, now I got to see the end

31:23

because it's all changing, but it doesn't make sense.

31:25

And it's just nobody's

31:27

watching it really. They fooled you. They

31:29

might have. I know that as I watch

31:31

it, I think that. Well, my Netflix. It

31:34

was number two. And number one was Fool

31:36

Me Once. Yeah. Yeah. What do you call

31:38

it? Fool Me

31:40

Once. Yeah. Fool Me Once. Fool

31:42

Me Once. And

31:45

then, yeah, so

31:47

it was. Yeah, that girl,

31:49

Michelle Keegan. So the

31:51

thing, the hard part to get. She's

31:54

great. Uh, yeah,

31:56

it's looking at 84 million. It is the

31:59

ninth most viewed Netflix. series of all

32:01

time. Yeah I don't know how like

32:04

I mean it's it's a very much like I

32:06

would it's a very much you don't know what's

32:08

going on and then a lot of stuff happens

32:10

where you're like well what is gonna happen here

32:12

so it's great at like it I

32:14

feel like it's a simplistic thing

32:17

to like keep you every episode you're

32:19

like well now I gotta

32:22

see what the next cliffhanger at the end of

32:24

yeah yeah but they do good they do good

32:26

with that but the problem is

32:28

that Michelle the the main woman I mean

32:30

my that plays my stern she's I

32:33

mean does it show how tall she is there something

32:35

there I wonder she

32:37

probably has to be five four

32:39

hundred and twenty pounds and

32:42

she's like Jack Reacher

32:45

like she's just meeting people up in the

32:48

show like and she just talks to her

32:51

brother-in-law like gets frustrated once she's like

32:53

oh give it up give it a

32:55

break her brother was six four to

32:58

ten and her brother mommy gets

33:01

she goes that give it a break I'll put

33:03

you on the floor in two seconds and he's

33:05

like you better not instead then he just goes

33:07

forward and she twist his hand and he goes

33:09

to the ground he's like oh all

33:11

right I leave me alone like it's that's

33:13

where they get the title from yeah maybe

33:16

oh yeah maybe that will come at it like I'm

33:18

not saying I don't like it just very it's

33:21

it's very like kind of crazy to when

33:23

you're watching you're going like I'm watching this

33:25

tiny tiny girl I mean she talks to

33:28

giant dudes like they

33:31

are bumps like it's

33:33

exactly like Jack Reacher Jack

33:35

Reacher then Jack but Jack Reacher is

33:38

believable six five six six but

33:40

Tom Cruz was short people

33:42

didn't like that in the movie that's

33:44

what they said and they actually messed up they I didn't

33:46

know that so after but they didn't like that because the

33:48

point of Jack Reacher is like you are big Tom

33:51

Cruise is you wouldn't think

33:53

that he was a great but he was

33:56

a great yeah he was a great Jack Reacher is he

33:58

short in the movie or do they as

34:00

a trick with the camera. I don't know

34:02

if you know, yeah, Tom Cruise, no one's

34:04

ever really above top, like in their height

34:07

wise, you never see them. They

34:09

do it where you could be like, who

34:11

knows how tall he is in this movie.

34:13

I know he's not tall, but everybody's his

34:15

height really. So it doesn't really, you

34:17

know, and so I get it. I

34:19

mean, that makes sense. You know, it's like, what's the

34:21

difference of it? But it's just, it's hard for me

34:23

to take the, like

34:26

I don't, you know, but I have

34:28

a hard time. That

34:31

guy was, he's drunk. I mean,

34:33

it's all the things that are maybe not, I think

34:35

he was, you know, he drank

34:37

a little bit. I mean, a big, big guy.

34:40

And she's like, I'll put

34:42

you down the ground. And then

34:44

she just like twist his hand and he goes to

34:46

the ground. He's like, oh, and

34:48

he's like, all right, all right. But also

34:51

if like he knows, he knows this woman,

34:53

like, and she knows, he knows she has

34:55

this superpower, then he wouldn't be

34:57

like lunging for her. Yeah,

35:00

well, he wasn't like lunging. He was

35:02

trying to grab something like back, but

35:04

then she hit, she hits another guy

35:06

in this other cop. This

35:09

dude again is six

35:12

four and this dude is looked, I mean,

35:14

he's got a suit on, but he is,

35:17

looks jacked. And

35:21

she like, he like kind of touches her,

35:23

not even crazy. Just touches

35:25

her a little, which maybe this all adds up. I'm

35:27

saying this, maybe this is all going to play into,

35:30

touches her a little bit. And then she just hits him in the chest

35:32

and he's like, oh. And

35:34

yet like I get, and then she walks by him

35:36

and he like kind of flinches and you're like, you're,

35:40

I mean, you're like three times her. Yeah,

35:43

maybe she's a superhero. Maybe that'll be revealed in

35:45

the end. Yeah, then it'll be good. No,

35:48

I mean, it's definitely,

35:51

it feels like kind of trashy

35:54

TV. Like, you know, I

35:56

think like where it's, Yeah,

36:01

not saying that and that's really yeah, it you

36:03

know, it feels like just some the it

36:05

does feel like a British tell me it is British

36:07

so Everybody's

36:11

bird feels a little British No, the

36:13

little too British because everybody's British in a

36:15

little trash Maybe it is cuz

36:17

everybody talks British thing. You're also it looks you like

36:19

that. Yeah, and then you're you know

36:23

Did y'all anything? I've

36:26

already covered mine. Yeah, I've been

36:28

here a while since Chicago. I had a great

36:30

weekend in Chicago I added a show which I've

36:32

never really had to do Pretty

36:35

cool. Yeah three shows in one day, which is

36:37

pretty exhausting Yeah, it's dumb to say but

36:40

yeah, I think everyone that came out to

36:42

Chicago and then I was dating this weekend

36:44

It was great. So thank you to everybody.

36:46

All right. Yeah, I just did Milwaukee at

36:49

the improv Four of the

36:51

five shows sold out Last

36:53

time I was there with you club with

36:55

you. Yeah, we weren't anywhere close to that

36:58

And a few years back so it was awesome.

37:01

There we go All

37:03

right, those shows open mics Good

37:07

for you guys. Yeah We're

37:10

trying out stuff out here Working

37:13

it out. We're trying Started

37:15

you guys comments Damien HBC I have to

37:18

admit I was one of the people that

37:20

commented in a negative way about the last

37:22

podcast and To see Nate address and fix

37:24

the issue is truly great. I Apologize

37:27

and admit I was too quick to judge. Thank

37:29

you so much for the long format again gentlemen

37:31

and God bless Thanks.

37:34

Yeah, no problem Damien anything for you, bud. He

37:36

went too far though. He brought your mom into

37:38

it. I mean, oh, yeah It was that I

37:40

think like you're

37:42

a feisty something today, too It's

37:46

like this corner. Yeah, we're gonna have to

37:48

work through some Energy, you

37:50

do sell out arena shows, you know Ego

37:59

This is very Very funny. Yeah. So

38:02

someone, Katie Stuns made

38:04

this shirt for us and survived

38:07

our Here of the Nightland podcast January

38:09

24, 2024 to February 7th, 2024. Oh

38:12

man. Very funny. That was

38:14

a wild time. That's a great shirt. Yeah.

38:17

I did have a lot of people after the shows

38:19

this weekend tell me that they're like, you know, I'm

38:22

a mailman or I work a job. Like I'm happy

38:24

it's going to be longer because I had to listen

38:26

to it. Or

38:29

what? Or singing. No.

38:33

No, I just I think that's funny. Yeah.

38:37

That's all. I

38:39

just think it's funny. Is that a mailman?

38:41

No, no, just I don't know. All mailman.

38:44

Yeah, it was this was real

38:46

tragic for people. Yeah, people were on suicide

38:48

watch for a minute when you're thinking about

38:50

and it never was an hour. I don't

38:52

think we ever did an hour podcast. I

38:54

think the shortest we ever got

38:56

was an hour and a half. Now we're

38:58

14. Oh, yeah. Hour and

39:00

14. Because hour 14, hour 19. I think

39:02

it was just people just trying to be nice

39:04

to us and compliments. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah.

39:07

And I mean, you know, maybe there is a thing don't do 200

39:10

episodes and then go I'm gonna change it all

39:12

to an hour. You

39:14

know, I learned something. Yeah.

39:17

Hope or see. It feels like people came and

39:20

threatened your life in a way. Like

39:22

you were like, you know what, we'll do the two. Yeah.

39:26

I think people were I just thought

39:28

people were more. They're excited. You know,

39:30

I'm not. Yeah. Hope

39:32

or see me. Mike's

39:37

background laughing fits. I

39:40

read them like they're all I think period

39:42

that's the stuff. Mike's background

39:45

laughing fits are incredible and contagious. Episodes

39:48

without Aaron are always missing his giggles.

39:50

But Mike filled that part perfectly in

39:52

this one. There you go. Looks

39:54

great. Okay.

39:58

Mary Ellen. He ended one. I

40:00

don't know about Mike's laughing fits. I don't

40:02

but yeah, he's fun to get laughing Yeah,

40:04

like he'll get going like he's fun on

40:06

the road like you see all you

40:09

just see him to lose it He'll lose it.

40:11

He'll be caught on something You

40:13

don't like it's maybe early and then he's

40:15

just kind of gone. Oh, yeah, it's fun

40:18

Mary Ellen Goodwin only Nate

40:21

would say eight seven donuts out of a dozen

40:23

and four left So

40:25

did eight. Yep, apparently so yeah couple

40:27

of people commented about to me about

40:29

how many donuts you ate eight Wow

40:33

Yeah, yeah what then one podcast. Yeah, was it

40:35

a competition or you just eaten while you were

40:37

going no one knew no I

40:40

know one knew I just surprised you know

40:42

and gave the people they want Donuts

40:45

are delicious. Don't you they're like, I don't

40:47

understand this part. No, they do not he's

40:49

eating a lot of donuts in LA Donuts

40:52

in a place called sidecar and I had

40:54

a couple old-fashioned donuts and I was like

40:56

man I've not eaten a donut in a

40:59

while and I was like, that's a good

41:01

donut What's an old-fashioned donut? The only other

41:03

old-fashioned I've had is that Dunkin donuts Starbucks

41:05

has one Okay, and it's like it's like

41:08

a good cake like a cake glazed Okay,

41:11

and they and they Dunkin donuts. I'm playing plays.

41:13

I thought you meant like the drink and

41:16

old-fashioned Oh, no, no a donut of

41:18

that. No, no, it's just like alcohol.

41:20

Yeah, it's like an old-fashioned I think

41:22

it's like before we started frying them.

41:25

This was the old-fashioned way. Okay Mm-hmm

41:28

delicious that sidecar. I mean, it's not

41:30

out of the Realm

41:32

of possibility they have like an alcoholic and I

41:34

bet they do have an alcohol What

41:37

are you gonna do? Take a

41:39

shot and then eat the donut or there's

41:41

like rum inside of it or something. He

41:43

never know dude You're doing wild stuff. Yeah,

41:46

I'm doing that. It's only been

41:48

going since 2012 The

41:52

world's freshest donuts seems fun though Where

41:56

is that? You know in LA

41:58

next to a trader jails I

42:00

got a few donuts in there and I was tearing it

42:03

up. Oh yeah. I love the donuts.

42:05

Yeah. I like a donut too. Yeah. What

42:08

did you go there and sit there and ate alone? No, no, I

42:10

was with someone. I mean, I would have eaten alone. I

42:12

don't, I like to do stuff like that

42:14

alone. It's nice. Yeah.

42:17

I like to sit alone, look at people. I

42:21

love that. Listen to their conversations. Mm

42:23

hmm. So fun. I'm all

42:25

about it. I'm all about being a little bit of

42:27

a creep. Justin

42:29

Gibson. I

42:31

love this episode, but it did make me

42:33

miss Aaron a little bit when Blue Belt

42:35

didn't even try to pull up the picture

42:37

Justin was talking about or

42:40

the end of the Super Bowl that it tightens off.

42:42

Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. The picture he was

42:44

talking about was at the first Super Bowl,

42:46

the quarterback was smoking a cigarette. No, yeah.

42:49

The picture rules. Yeah. So

42:51

that's fair. Aaron's very good. Pull

42:53

my stuff up. But I was also trying to- Was

42:56

that Joe Namath smoking the cigarette? No, this was Lynn

42:58

Dawson. Oh, okay. I saw that picture

43:00

and for some reason I thought that was Joe Namath. Same

43:03

era. Look at that, dude. The

43:05

good old days, huh? That's what

43:07

I'm saying. What are you drinking?

43:09

That's what half my specials about. Fresca.

43:14

Wow. Taking just a, just a Coke,

43:16

soda, whatever, right? Yeah. That's

43:19

insane, dude. That is insane. It's

43:22

a tough game. Victoria

43:24

Brown saw Dusty for the second time

43:26

this past weekend. I was

43:28

at the Friday night late show in

43:31

Milwaukee. It is always a

43:33

bummer when some of the audience can't keep

43:35

it together and become prom but Dusty handled

43:37

it so well and had the entire club

43:40

laughing in support. Loved the new hours. All

43:42

right. Thanks, Victoria. Yeah.

43:45

I mean, it was just a lady. She kept commenting a

43:47

lot and then I just had to be like, I just

43:49

had to really make the lady be quiet and

43:52

then it was fun. But yeah, it's just

43:54

like, I don't know. I feel like sometimes people want

43:56

you to. Like, cause I was like, hey, I was

43:58

basically like, hey, will you be quiet? And she

44:00

was like, I love you. And I was like, well, show me that

44:02

you love me. And I'm

44:06

like, I don't feel like sometimes they want you to

44:08

like do crowd work with them and like mess with

44:10

them. And I'm like, I don't want to do that.

44:13

I'm doing a thing. Let me do

44:15

this thing. I don't want to be

44:17

mad at you. I don't want to embarrass you. I don't

44:19

want you to all of a sudden

44:21

get mad and be like, oh, and

44:23

now he's mad at me. I just want you

44:25

to just stop talking. This

44:28

is about me. You

44:32

know what I mean? I mean, it's like, it is

44:34

though. It's not about me. It's about all

44:36

the other people that are in this audience

44:39

that want to see me. And

44:41

this lady's like all

44:43

drunk, somehow got up front. And

44:46

I'm sure she's a very nice lady. She's

44:48

by herself? She was with another lady that

44:50

seemed pretty embarrassed. Yeah.

44:54

Yeah. She was. And

44:58

it's like, I'm sure deep down that lady

45:00

that was embarrassed wanted me to roast her

45:02

friend. And I'm like, that's not

45:04

what I do. Anytime I try to roast

45:06

people, people are like, oh, that was mean.

45:09

And I'm like, okay. Well, I was trying to be fun.

45:12

You remember when I was opening for you? It's like you

45:14

don't show remorse. No, no. I

45:16

get it. And then that's, uh, maybe that's

45:18

it. Yeah. So I'd rather not do

45:20

it. You know, like

45:23

a serial killer. You're like, oh, no, I'm going to kill you.

45:25

I'd rather just not go in your house. Yeah.

45:27

Because you're like, what happened to you? I'll

45:30

do what I do. Exactly. I'll

45:33

mean it. Exactly. Yeah.

45:36

Sorry. That's good. I was open for Dusty once

45:38

in Minnesota. And this lady came up to us

45:41

before the show and said, can you

45:43

make fun of our friend? She has really bad skin.

45:45

Do you remember that? Rochester. Yeah.

45:48

Yeah. She was like, our friend has

45:50

like horrible skin. Can you please make

45:52

fun of her? No, I'm not going

45:55

to just make fun of somebody for

45:57

having acne. Especially some kind of weird

45:59

specific thing. that you know your friend

46:01

is probably very self-conscious. Oh my gosh,

46:03

yeah. But I did notice her,

46:06

who she was talking about. Oh yeah. Yeah.

46:09

Oh, her skin was. Yeah. It was

46:11

like- Can you imagine if I just

46:13

unloaded on the lady's skin? Out of the gate. Yeah.

46:16

Yeah. Yeah. Just

46:18

come out there. Oh my gosh. Put

46:20

her in the bath. Yeah. What's

46:22

up with your skin? Yeah, that would be- I think it

46:24

was her birthday. And she

46:27

wanted to make fun of the birthday

46:29

girl, the bad skin. And Dusty

46:31

was like, not really the kind of

46:33

show I do, just so you know. Yeah. I

46:36

hope it's not anyone's show. And for the record, that

46:38

show I was practicing to do a tonight show. So

46:40

I was doing my first five, which

46:42

was really good. Really good. And

46:45

then the next 45 was like, okay.

46:48

And so it was like, each show would

46:50

start so hot. Like the audience was gearing

46:53

up for the best show they had ever

46:55

seen. And then after that five, it would

46:58

drop off pretty hard. Yeah,

47:01

the top so tight. Yeah. Yeah.

47:05

And I'm pulling chunks out of all my

47:07

other good bits. So it's like, it got

47:09

weak. So you can't even

47:12

go back to it. Yeah.

47:16

Nate Holstein. Heard

47:18

Brian talk about asking a stranger about the daycare and

47:20

wanted to ask if the guys have any tips for

47:22

the new girl dads are things they

47:24

wish people told them before becoming a parent.

47:27

My wife is due with a girl later this year.

47:30

It's a first child and I'm trying to collect as

47:32

much input from experienced dads as I can. Yeah.

47:36

I mean, it's the best man. It

47:38

is the best thing ever. We

47:41

don't do daycare. We're in a good spot. It's

47:43

not really advice. I

47:45

mean, you

47:48

know, it's like, I never know what the, what are you going

47:50

to, you know, just

47:52

do it. It's your little girl. Yeah.

47:55

Like it's like, it's just going to, she's going to be your little

47:57

girl and it's, you know. I

48:01

don't know. For

48:03

old parents, let's say get soft floors because

48:06

we got hardwood floors and it's killing. I

48:08

can't get up. You mean you keep dropping

48:10

your daughter? No.

48:13

I'm on the floor playing with her and

48:15

killing my knees and I can't

48:17

get up. Get the soft floors and you drop them.

48:22

He said for old parents, get soft floors

48:24

because it is. Yeah,

48:26

it's hard to hold a baby. They're

48:28

wiggling. Yeah, that's very,

48:31

yeah. Well, that's a good note. I mean, because

48:33

we got a lot of carpet and we are

48:35

on the floor a lot and it's

48:38

very easy. I

48:40

mean, I'm not even making an age joke.

48:42

I'm not as old as you, but I'm

48:44

not that far behind you. It

48:47

would be, if you're

48:52

racing, he can't see you, but yeah,

48:54

you're not that far behind. Yeah, yeah,

48:57

yeah. 20, 30 years. He's

49:02

not worried about you if you're in a race.

49:06

Do you feel like you can be

49:08

prepared for everything or is there just

49:10

a moment of like you got the

49:12

kid, now you're like, well. Well, I'm

49:15

trying to think like, you know, yeah,

49:17

I don't know. I'm not a good advice. Like,

49:20

I don't know. I don't know what to say. I

49:23

can say this for me. It's like, we

49:25

don't have a lot of family around. I mean,

49:27

my wife's family's in Canada. My family's in Alabama.

49:29

And it's like, we just

49:31

had a baby and then they just, they

49:33

made sure we had a car seat and

49:35

then they just let us go. And

49:38

then we just get home and we're

49:40

like, oh, now we have to just,

49:42

we have this baby now. We

49:45

went from being these like two, you

49:47

know, childless people in a house where

49:49

artists, where we did whatever we wanted

49:51

selfishly with all our time. And we're

49:53

both pretty independent people. And now all

49:55

of a sudden we just have this

49:57

baby. She keeps waking up in the

49:59

night. We don't know what's going on

50:01

We don't know how to we keep

50:03

calling the doctor all the time going

50:05

is this normal is this okay? And

50:08

then you know not to be just too much

50:10

info on my wife But you know we were

50:12

not bottle feeding and then like when you've never

50:14

had a kid sometimes the milk Doesn't

50:16

just come and it

50:19

was like we were like are we starving

50:21

our baby to death what's happening? But it

50:23

all worked out and it was all so great and

50:26

I it's the best thing to ever happen

50:28

So yeah, so you do have advice. I'm

50:30

so pumped. Yeah, just like you know I

50:33

mean you know don't be afraid to call

50:35

the doctor, but also never thought here dusty

50:37

say that well believe me I did

50:39

not want to It's not

50:41

myself. I call I mean go to

50:43

the top window and yells name Yeah, yeah

50:45

in the field any and then

50:48

the largest cow comes over and you talk

50:50

to it But

50:53

It was very helpful me find a doctor that

50:55

you like we did find one that we liked

50:57

and we trusted and You

51:00

know and they're out there. Yeah, yeah, I

51:02

think that your it is good advice like

51:04

that is You're

51:07

being nervous, but every everything that you think

51:09

is like well. I'm mine's the only baby

51:11

That's ever done this every baby is done

51:14

right that met the hardest part cuz you're like are

51:16

they fine You know and then you're like yeah, they're

51:18

fine, and don't be worried about it. They're cold I'd

51:21

always say that and yeah, I remember mom

51:23

saying were you cold and you're like no

51:25

You're like they're fun, and it's

51:27

also like your kid So don't be afraid to

51:29

you know do you know make your own call

51:31

like it's like when I was in the hospital

51:33

I was like they wanted to I was like

51:35

I don't know I didn't want them to just

51:37

take my baby away like the hospital was that

51:39

you know they had like these little things they

51:41

Put around their ankle and it's an identifier You

51:44

know I've read stories where a nurse was like

51:47

I swapped out babies hundreds of

51:49

babies and you know and it's like

51:52

100 yeah, that makes and it's like yeah,

51:54

I mean I don't I don't it's

51:56

like we all have this idea right that

51:59

like everybody in hospital is just angels

52:01

and it's like maybe they all are, right?

52:03

Most of them are probably all great people

52:05

but everywhere you work, there's got to be

52:07

one person that's a little devious and they're

52:09

like, and so it's like, I didn't want

52:11

them to just take my baby away. Eventually,

52:13

we're like so sleepy. We are like, yeah,

52:16

do take her to the nursery. But, um,

52:18

I don't know if that's the advice you wanted. I'm just

52:21

saying, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid to

52:23

not trust your hospital. Yeah. And the people

52:25

that are exactly. Yeah. It's your kid. I

52:27

mean, that's a, yeah, don't remember it's your

52:29

kids, your kid and your whole life does

52:31

not own that kid and your whole life.

52:33

It's your kid and it's your job to

52:35

protect them. So I'd

52:38

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52:40

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54:35

emailed me a thing on how to

54:37

read ads and they said the key

54:39

is to not remember what you just

54:41

read. Not even know what you're reading.

54:43

Just read the words. And

54:45

I'm like, well, I'm already doing that. And—

54:47

It doesn't seem like good advice. They

54:53

say that's how, you know, like, you know,

54:55

like the whole Ron Burgundy thing, right? Where

54:57

he doesn't—he doesn't—he's not even thinking about what

55:00

he's reading. He's just reading. And that's why

55:02

whatever they type, he reads. So it's actually

55:04

a good quality? They say that's what they

55:06

do. That's what the news people do. They

55:09

just—they just read the word. They don't even

55:11

think about what they're reading. Yeah, you probably

55:13

can't have it really in motion tied to

55:15

it. Yeah, see, I

55:17

like to get into it. But if this is a

55:19

new— Like, you don't be like, oh my goodness, can

55:22

you believe this happened? Like, you just— Yeah. —just say

55:24

it. I should have read this one time before just

55:26

reading it out loud here. But I

55:28

like to try to, you know, get into it and

55:30

really try to put some love into

55:32

it. When I did Carol

55:34

Sullivan, her show, the Nashville daytime show, did

55:36

you just do it recently? I think so.

55:38

Yeah. When I was sitting with her on

55:40

the couch, she was reading off the teleprompter.

55:43

There were four errors in it, and she

55:45

just corrected it on the fly. It was

55:47

impressive to watch. Yeah. I told her that

55:50

after they were done. I go, that was

55:52

amazing. She's like, yeah, yeah. I do this

55:54

every day. Yeah, yeah. That's— Yeah, she's great.

55:56

Yeah, but I mean, that's why you do have

55:58

to be kind of— mentally,

56:01

you got to be thinking, you just got to make

56:03

sure I'm saying the words. But

56:06

this was like, it was something about a fair

56:08

and it says circus themed, but it said circle

56:10

themed. That's what came up. She just

56:12

corrected it, the circus. So you have

56:14

to have a little context of what you're

56:16

talking about. After the broadcast, they were like,

56:19

it's actually circle themed. Yeah. What happened out

56:21

there? Yeah, it's a circus. We got a

56:23

lot of circles. Maybe don't take it on.

56:30

Tina Bletchley, Belchy,

56:33

Bletchley. Wow.

56:35

Tina Bletchley.

56:39

Oh, that's black. Oh, black. Oh,

56:42

black. That's probably better.

56:44

Black. Oh, none of these are good. What

56:46

would you say? I wouldn't say

56:49

any of these. I'm saying it's a

56:51

tough name, no matter how you say

56:53

it. Black. Black. Black. Black. I bet

56:55

it's black. Tina Bletchley. No. Brian

57:03

factored about how the Super Bowl

57:05

got his name, helped me win

57:07

a t-shirt from my favorite radio

57:09

station. They proved Nate land still

57:11

belongs in the podcast education category.

57:13

All right. Don't

57:16

say we never did nothing for you. That's right. Can you

57:18

say that real quick? One

57:22

of the owner's sons had a ball called the

57:24

Super Bowl and the owner said, well, we should

57:26

call this championship game the Super Bowl. Oh,

57:29

okay. That stinks. Yeah.

57:31

Okay. It's what Nate said last week. So, all

57:35

right. Yeah. The fact or

57:37

the fact that it's a pretty boring story

57:39

for why they call it that. Yeah. Yeah.

57:41

No, nothing about you. Okay. All right. Well,

57:43

you guys are in unison about that. Boy.

57:46

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just not a fun. The

57:48

people, I think it sounds like

57:50

a lie. The folks thought it was interesting. So

57:53

I guess you guys. Yeah.

57:56

You feel like, okay, but it's yeah. It's

57:59

just like surprising. that it's you're

58:02

maybe you you know it's can it

58:05

just sprouts it that little of a

58:07

thing. I think it's so true. Yeah

58:09

I could see that where you go

58:11

like what no it's not and like

58:13

you know yeah. Caddy

58:16

Stuns. Katie Stuns.

58:18

She's the one who had the shirt. Oh

58:21

when I was a kid my mom went to Sonic so regularly

58:24

that one time we went out of town for a

58:26

few days and came home to

58:28

a letter in the mail from Sonic's manager.

58:31

He said that he figured we were probably out of

58:33

town for those to come by when we got home

58:35

for a free dinner. Wow. Yeah that's

58:38

a good move if you're if you live

58:40

alone and you're scared you

58:42

know buddy up to a local restaurant and

58:44

they'll keep an eye out on him. It

58:46

sounds like either she went there so much

58:48

or the manager had a crush on Katie's

58:50

mom. I think there's something else. Come on

58:53

by for a free meal Mrs. Stuns. I

58:56

miss you. Figured you

58:58

were out of town but because you had come by

59:00

in a while. I'd love to see you come by.

59:03

I'll give you a free burger

59:05

and some tater tots with. That

59:08

just seems like a lot like it's

59:10

to go. What

59:12

does like because for me it's like then

59:14

I would just be like all I would

59:17

think about is well we have to go

59:19

to Sonic because this guy thinks you know

59:21

it's like psycho. Yeah like I mean I

59:23

just don't know how to I want to

59:25

like and that's me I don't know

59:27

I think it's just a nice gesture I gotta take it

59:30

with like now I feel like I'm an obligation like

59:32

I have to go to Sonic now at least

59:34

to keep this going for this guy to write

59:37

a letter. How did that's what I was

59:39

about to ask. How did they know their right

59:42

checks. Back

59:45

in the day well that's a little violation of

59:47

privacy don't you think to pull up a personal

59:49

check. I don't think privacy existed back then. Especially

59:51

if you go to Sonic this often. You put

59:53

your name and address in the news in the

59:55

yellow pages. So I mean

59:57

like you were yeah it was everywhere.

1:00:00

Are you new where you live? Are you new where you, you

1:00:02

know, where do you live? When

1:00:04

we got a, we, we get a phone book

1:00:06

every year. First thing we do is flip to

1:00:09

make sure our phone number and addresses listed correctly.

1:00:11

And you wanted it to be listed correctly. Back

1:00:13

in the good old day. Wow. Yeah. We want

1:00:15

everyone to be able to reach us that when

1:00:17

it's so different. Yeah. Back when

1:00:20

everything felt safe and we weren't worried about

1:00:22

people tracking us down. Yeah.

1:00:24

It is crazy to go from that to now

1:00:26

you want nothing. I want to delete

1:00:28

me. I want to take it off of everything. Yeah. That

1:00:30

is crazy. Uh, John

1:00:33

Hoskins. Why did girl scouts?

1:00:36

Is it John Hoskins? Yeah. Just the way you emphasize

1:00:39

it. Why do girl Oh, scouts.

1:00:42

John Hoskins is, I don't know.

1:00:44

Wasn't there John Hopkins? Yeah. I

1:00:47

bet that gets confused. This guy just missed

1:00:49

out all days. Yeah. Yeah. I will. I

1:00:51

mean, it's gotta be like, like John Hopkins

1:00:53

and you're like, no, trust me. Yeah.

1:00:55

Yeah. As he walks

1:00:57

back home, uh, John

1:01:00

Hopkins is in his helicopter above

1:01:03

him. Why

1:01:06

do girl scouts only peddle their

1:01:08

addictive cookies in February? Everyone

1:01:10

sets new year resolution, lose weight or give

1:01:12

up sweets for lint. Only

1:01:14

to be sabotaged by these

1:01:17

cute little cookie goblins, conspiring

1:01:19

to raise money for unknown

1:01:21

nefarious activities. It's absurd. I

1:01:24

proposed these cookies in October and over your machine

1:01:26

share your family while your body's getting wrecked around

1:01:28

the holiday. Anyways, it's yeah.

1:01:32

Uh, no, we bought some new today though. Uh,

1:01:37

where are you finding them, Matt? I could go for some.

1:01:39

I was there at Walmart. And

1:01:42

they corner you. Yeah. Yeah. You

1:01:44

know, that sounds like some boy scouts or

1:01:46

something selling popcorn. And I was like,

1:01:48

Oh, I'll support. And then I was like, how much they were like

1:01:50

$20 for a bag. And

1:01:52

I was like, I still did it, but I feel

1:01:54

like for a bag or for don't they sell those

1:01:56

tens of them? I feel like you really, they really

1:01:58

got me though. Oh, no, it wasn't

1:02:00

a 10. It was. Yeah.

1:02:03

I was like, I feel like you guys really got me

1:02:05

here with this. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't think it's that

1:02:07

you're really doing it for the cost efficient. I

1:02:10

think it's the gesture. Well, I have a good product and

1:02:12

a decent product. Yeah. I

1:02:15

think you just give the boys $20 and you

1:02:18

would feel better. Like you say, I

1:02:20

don't want the ball going, here's $20. I got

1:02:22

to agree with John here though for

1:02:24

some unknown nefarious activities. Like where is

1:02:26

this money go? So

1:02:28

these kids can learn to pop. That's what you agree with them

1:02:30

on. Yeah. Yeah.

1:02:33

I mean, I don't care what time of

1:02:35

year. Girls up to. Yeah. They're selling this

1:02:37

poison, but the, yeah, what are they learning

1:02:40

to tie knots better with the money? I mean, is

1:02:42

rope prices going up or what? You know what I

1:02:44

mean? You

1:02:47

went from where can I get some? I want

1:02:49

some to this poison. How you doing, lady? Well,

1:02:52

where's this money going? Yeah. Just

1:02:54

buy one, please, sir. Just a little

1:02:56

kid. Yeah. Well, where is

1:02:58

it going? It is poison, but your body can handle

1:03:01

a little bit of it once in a while, long

1:03:03

as you're not eating the cookies every day. Jennifer

1:03:08

Marbach. Marbach. Why doesn't

1:03:10

Dusty ever come to Las Vegas? I

1:03:13

see it as shows in cities and surrounding states, but

1:03:15

never Las Vegas. It isn't the

1:03:17

whole Sin City thing. Looking forward to seeing Aaron

1:03:19

for the second time at Wise Guys on March

1:03:21

29th. We all will

1:03:24

be wearing our Aaron Land shirts, telling him

1:03:26

to bring his posters, and I'll buy some

1:03:28

of those too. All right. I

1:03:30

have been to Vegas before. No,

1:03:32

I just don't participate in those things while I'm there. You

1:03:34

know, I don't gamble and stuff like that, but I, yeah,

1:03:36

I've been to, I did Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club in

1:03:39

2019, maybe early 2020 actually. I

1:03:43

did open for Kathleen Madigan there one

1:03:45

time. I did a corporate gig, and we are

1:03:47

working on a Las Vegas date, so.

1:03:51

Keep an eye out. Dusty will be there. Yeah, I will be. I

1:03:53

like, I like, oh, and you know what? I did some

1:03:56

country music thing there not long ago. The

1:03:59

ACM. I think it's like

1:04:01

some thing there. Like Gatlinburg. Like

1:04:03

Gatlinburg. Same people. It is the

1:04:06

same people. I was really blown away

1:04:08

by it. I really expected—me and my

1:04:10

friend Evan were there, and we were

1:04:12

like—we really wanted—we thought, like, vague. Like,

1:04:14

we don't want to gamble, but we

1:04:16

were like just picturing movies where it's

1:04:18

like all comical and everybody's huddled around

1:04:20

the craps table and we're hearing along.

1:04:23

We went and, like, stood by a table and everybody

1:04:25

looked at us like, what are you doing over here?

1:04:30

And we're just trying to get into the Vegas

1:04:32

action here. It

1:04:34

just doesn't—gambling never—it always seems fun

1:04:36

on TV. I don't know. Every

1:04:39

time I see people gambling, I feel bad for them.

1:04:42

Well, it depends on where you're going. Like some

1:04:44

of the casinos we've done together, that's all sad.

1:04:46

Yeah. Yeah, a Vegas casino could be fun. Yeah.

1:04:49

Yeah, people go and— People are having a good time. You're

1:04:52

going in there and doing what you—yeah. You

1:04:54

just can't be relying on

1:04:56

it. Right. Yeah. You

1:04:58

can't go to the Mother's Day buffet. That's

1:05:00

the casino. That's sad. We

1:05:03

did do a casino in Michigan, upper

1:05:05

Michigan. Harris, Michigan. On Mother's Day. That's

1:05:07

what I'm thinking of. The Mother's Day

1:05:09

buffet. Yeah. Just people plating

1:05:12

one hand, cigarette in the other hand. Harris,

1:05:14

Michigan. Yeah. The Island Casino and

1:05:16

Resort. One of the worst weekends of my life. The

1:05:19

weekend was good, but that show was really bad.

1:05:21

It was awful. And that was the way we ended

1:05:23

the weekend. Yeah. You got to

1:05:25

probably think, like, our bodies are pretty good

1:05:27

that there's a lot of—there's a majority of

1:05:29

people can be eating

1:05:32

this food and smoking, and they can live to

1:05:34

80. Yeah. Yeah. It's

1:05:38

pretty crazy. The body, if you think

1:05:40

of it positively, it's actually like, wow. It's amazing

1:05:42

we're doing this well. Yeah. Because

1:05:44

the choices are amazing. Because everybody's like, wow, you're going to

1:05:46

die. You're like, I mean, they're probably going to make it

1:05:48

to 70, 80. Yeah. You're

1:05:51

like, I don't—they're going to make it to the average 80. It's

1:05:53

going to be tough at the end there, but yeah, they're going

1:05:55

to get there. Yeah, they're going to get there. I mean, they're

1:05:57

going to be—we didn't have— Yeah. our

1:06:00

bodies are probably designed to live a lot

1:06:02

longer than we do. But it's just like,

1:06:04

we're just it's just constant poison going in

1:06:07

that we're like, our body just shuts down

1:06:09

eventually. How long do you

1:06:11

think we could live if we did it right? At least

1:06:13

I think everybody would at least live to 100 120 I

1:06:15

think. That's

1:06:18

what I think. If we were like, eating

1:06:20

healthy food, just out of the ground

1:06:22

grown food. I think meat is good.

1:06:25

Not pork, but red meat

1:06:28

and chicken. Yeah. And I

1:06:30

think we would live a lot longer. But you know, we

1:06:32

do eat a lot of bad stuff. I mean, I eat

1:06:34

bad stuff all the time. So

1:06:37

the oldest person ever to

1:06:39

live 116 years old, that's verified

1:06:42

by modern verified oldest people in

1:06:45

our era 116 years

1:06:47

old, right? And now you're saying nobody is

1:06:49

doing it right. Right. The one that lived

1:06:51

to be 120. No, there's one right below

1:06:53

that. I don't I don't know. I don't

1:06:55

know. I guess I don't really trust this

1:06:57

info. But you know, I was told there

1:06:59

was a guy we have a

1:07:01

US one in there. I was like that that could tell

1:07:04

you right there. What do you have

1:07:06

died in 99? Well, I'm

1:07:08

just making a rough estimate, but I say 100

1:07:11

to 120. And so there

1:07:13

are people living to 116. So, you know, they may be

1:07:17

doing it. That's women though. Is there what's

1:07:19

the men? Why don't they just say the

1:07:21

oldest person? You

1:07:23

think there's such a difference? Okay, we can

1:07:25

look at oldest men and click. Yeah, yeah.

1:07:28

Yeah. What is the oldest? Ver

1:07:30

oldest verified man that living living right

1:07:32

now is in Venezuela 114 years old.

1:07:37

Some people are doing it. Yeah.

1:07:41

But it's a why are so few people not doing

1:07:43

it right? Well, I do think that people are the

1:07:45

I feel like you see people having 100 birthdays a

1:07:47

lot more than you used to. I think so too.

1:07:51

But I do think yeah, I mean, if we were eating,

1:07:55

you know, like just I just think there's

1:07:57

a lot of like processed food

1:07:59

now that's Really not good for us.

1:08:01

Oh, sure. All right. So

1:08:04

this week, it's Valentine's Day. So that

1:08:06

would be a good time to

1:08:08

talk about farming. All right. Yeah.

1:08:12

Oh, that was a good kind of lead into

1:08:14

farming. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:08:16

Absolutely. Yeah. That

1:08:19

was good. You're going to live off the

1:08:21

land, Dusty? I don't know. Probably. I probably

1:08:23

never will, but I'd like to. I mean, it's hard to do. Mm-hmm. That's

1:08:26

why I think we're in the spot that we're in,

1:08:28

right? Because two generations ago, like my grandfather was born

1:08:30

in 1900, and he was a farmer. He

1:08:34

raised lots of food, but it's like it

1:08:36

was hard. So by the time my dad

1:08:38

comes around, things have started to

1:08:40

become easier. You can get canned foods

1:08:42

and this and that. So it's like,

1:08:44

it's so appealing to eat less healthy

1:08:46

because it's easier. And it's better. Well,

1:08:49

it probably tastes better. It tastes better. I don't

1:08:51

know. I don't know about that. It may, but.

1:08:53

I think it does. I mean, the

1:08:55

process. Yeah. I mean, that's

1:08:58

why I have so much

1:09:00

trouble with processed food because

1:09:02

it's... Yeah. I

1:09:04

get it. I feel like it's all over you. I have

1:09:06

a running theory. This is a new theory I've just

1:09:08

come up with. Because I... Like

1:09:10

just now? No, no. But

1:09:13

just this weekend. I bought this bread that's

1:09:15

supposed to... It was like a sourdough bread,

1:09:17

but it's like it's set on the bag,

1:09:19

you know, made with only the best ingredients,

1:09:21

healthy and delicious. And it was disgusting. Mm-hmm.

1:09:24

They brand things like that

1:09:26

so that we think healthy

1:09:28

and delicious... Healthy is gross.

1:09:31

They're like, oh, I can't eat healthy because

1:09:33

it's disgusting. I think they make healthy

1:09:36

things disgusting. So we

1:09:38

go away from it. I don't... But

1:09:40

I don't think they are disgusting. I just

1:09:42

think the ones that are not are that

1:09:44

good. It's like cake versus eating... Right.

1:09:47

You know, just a whole wheat bread. Like you're

1:09:49

gonna be able to... Cake is a lot, but

1:09:52

yeah, that's got a lot more stuff in it.

1:09:54

I think if you only ate that bread that

1:09:56

was super healthy, you wouldn't think it's gross. But

1:09:59

I think... that I eat some like

1:10:01

a sourdough bread is good. And then

1:10:03

there's a sprouted grains bread, which I

1:10:06

think is pretty good for you. And

1:10:08

those are delicious. But this bread was

1:10:10

branded healthy and delicious. And it was

1:10:12

gross. Why would

1:10:14

a company deliberately

1:10:17

want people to not enjoy

1:10:19

its own product? Well, they're probably

1:10:21

some umbrella corporation and they own

1:10:23

this brand, but then they also

1:10:25

own a lot of unhealthy. So

1:10:27

they deliberately sabotage one brand to

1:10:29

drive sales to the other brand?

1:10:31

Yeah, because they're all under a

1:10:33

thing. It doesn't matter. And then

1:10:35

they probably own some pharmaceutical company that

1:10:37

would, once you eat all the bad bread

1:10:39

forever, they'll give you a pill to

1:10:42

keep you alive. Okay. Yeah,

1:10:45

that makes sense. It does make

1:10:47

sense. Some people say we deliberately sabotage

1:10:49

the podcast like Coke did when they

1:10:51

introduced new Coke. Oh, interesting. And then

1:10:53

quickly after backlash, you went back to

1:10:56

classic and it drove up numbers.

1:10:58

And we never planned on changing at all.

1:11:00

Some people think we were like, did it

1:11:02

on purpose to. Oh, and the hour? Yeah.

1:11:05

I respect the people that think we put that much thought

1:11:07

into it. I like that though.

1:11:09

I like that. Yeah. Yeah. We're

1:11:11

not even owned. We're owned by a company

1:11:13

that owns a lot of it. It

1:11:24

owns a lot of dirty podcasts. That's right. So

1:11:26

they drive, you know, they get, they get so

1:11:28

dirty that people are like, oh, can we find

1:11:30

something clean? Clean and funny. And they go, this

1:11:32

isn't funny. But

1:11:37

that's, that's one of those. You can say

1:11:39

anything. You can say anything's delicious. Yeah. If

1:11:41

you're a company, that's one of those puffries,

1:11:43

the term you can say anything. Yeah. You

1:11:45

can say it's amazing. Those are all just

1:11:47

terms you can use. Because you can't

1:11:49

prove it. There's no objective standard of

1:11:51

something's tasty. But I think healthy is

1:11:53

a term that is regulated. Like you can't, you

1:11:55

can't claim Doritos are healthy. Right. But

1:11:59

like. Uh, like we make,

1:12:01

we'll make cookies sometimes, right? And you'll

1:12:03

use the recipe and then you will

1:12:05

just cut the sugar in half. And

1:12:09

the cookie is still good. It's

1:12:11

still okay. It's still, but it's not as good as it

1:12:13

could be. Right. I

1:12:15

don't know. I enjoy eating more

1:12:17

cookies because of that. That's

1:12:20

where they get you twice as many cookies.

1:12:22

I don't know. I don't know. How

1:12:25

about one great cookie versus three ones that

1:12:28

are okay. Yeah. I

1:12:31

like an oatmeal cookie. Do you like an oatmeal

1:12:33

cookie? Mm. I

1:12:35

don't know. Oatmeal raisin cookie. I like the, I

1:12:37

don't like the raisin part of it, but I don't mind

1:12:39

an oatmeal cookie. Yeah. I feel like you catch me at

1:12:41

the right time. I could. Yeah. I

1:12:45

don't think I'm seeking it out. No, nobody's seeking

1:12:47

it out. Like a coffee shop. You go to

1:12:49

like a real hipster coffee shop. Do you suffer

1:12:51

coffee, oatmeal raisin cookie, sit

1:12:53

down, write some jokes. I don't know.

1:12:56

I've never written. I feel like, yeah. Yeah.

1:13:00

Write it out. You write it out word for word. I

1:13:03

used to. That's what I, that was a routine I used

1:13:05

to do in Charleston. I'd go to this place called Kudu

1:13:07

Coffee. It's a very Charleston thing. Joe Zimmerman writes like that.

1:13:09

Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's

1:13:11

a South Carolina guy. Yeah. Yeah. So y'all just,

1:13:14

and there's a lot of coffee shops in

1:13:16

Greenville too. Joe will find a coffee shop.

1:13:18

Yeah. Anywhere. And he watches birds too. Yeah.

1:13:20

Yeah. Yeah. He loves to go sit in

1:13:22

a coffee shop and he

1:13:24

just writes and, you know, by

1:13:27

hand on paper. It is fun

1:13:29

to hand write a joke. I like hand

1:13:31

write too. I, I, I'm going through that

1:13:33

now where I'm trying to decide, because I've,

1:13:36

my set, I've, I still always do set list, but

1:13:38

I've been doing it kind of just on, the only

1:13:40

thing when it's on this is like, I

1:13:42

can move it around a lot easier so

1:13:45

I can like, if it's on paper, if I typed

1:13:47

it up, I can just, you know,

1:13:49

be like, let me move this

1:13:51

chunk here. Yeah. And it's kind

1:13:54

of easier for me to see it. And

1:13:57

you can just kind of look at it as a big picture and

1:13:59

be. Like you know what

1:14:01

I'm gonna try to move this there and now I'll

1:14:03

start with that, you know So

1:14:06

I liked it You

1:14:08

know to the note cards Can

1:14:10

I say I think Nate's new hours best one

1:14:12

yet? Yeah Really

1:14:15

really good. Okay. Really we said that about the last one

1:14:17

and then the special Should

1:14:23

you feel that way Nate do you

1:14:26

feel like Yeah, I'm now trying to

1:14:28

be yeah, I mean I'm just trying

1:14:30

to I'd say I I Mean

1:14:33

I'm in love I'd love stand-up comedy.

1:14:36

So I know I love it so much. I

1:14:39

love the art

1:14:42

of it I love the So

1:14:44

it's it's it's it's a big Puzzle.

1:14:48

It's a big the way stuff

1:14:50

is the rhythm and I

1:14:52

mean I talked a lot about we were talking a lot this weekend But

1:14:55

I'm like falling in love with it More

1:14:58

than I ever have just these with

1:15:00

these arena shows It's just you do

1:15:02

you feel like a Disney on ice type of

1:15:04

Nick's you know You I mean you need to

1:15:06

deliver that kind of thing But

1:15:08

it's like you want to be like it's just

1:15:10

this it's a movie, you know, it's

1:15:13

it's just This great kind of

1:15:16

it's so fun and just like how do

1:15:18

you get this into this?

1:15:20

And when you're hearing people laugh, it's

1:15:22

just the gratitude that you get back

1:15:24

from that is so good And it's

1:15:26

it's a place. It's a it's a

1:15:29

really beautiful I mean, I'm

1:15:31

just a real symphony. Yeah, I

1:15:33

love it. I really do love like symphony was

1:15:35

where you were going with it Yeah, could win.

1:15:37

Yeah Yeah, probably I

1:15:40

don't think oh, yeah Yeah,

1:15:43

but it is you're conducting. Yeah, I'm conducting.

1:15:45

It's like a song I mean, I think

1:15:47

it's like it's your rhythm is your is

1:15:49

kind of singing I always think about comedy

1:15:51

like that like songs. Yeah, like each little

1:15:53

bit is like your own little song Yeah,

1:15:55

yeah, and it's just it's when

1:15:57

you go up there. It's a prepared. I

1:15:59

mean You know, I know what comedy

1:16:01

can be, but like it

1:16:03

should be two separate things because if it's like,

1:16:06

you know At the beginning I

1:16:08

understand you're one thing but it's like yes, you

1:16:10

just keep growing And so every

1:16:12

hour should be like well, what do I

1:16:14

got to do to this one to make?

1:16:17

You know like this one I wanted to I

1:16:19

wanted this hour to flow the best So

1:16:22

that's what I thought of like that's before

1:16:24

I started I was like I want to make sure I

1:16:26

can I need to make this like I want it to

1:16:28

be so Flowing that you don't know

1:16:31

that i'm into another thing where it almost feels

1:16:33

like one cohesive thought. Yeah The whole time. Yeah,

1:16:35

and I think I still got work to do

1:16:37

at that And I think the I

1:16:39

could see for the next hour. I want to Maybe

1:16:43

I want you know, I don't know. I don't I I won't

1:16:45

think I don't want to get ahead of Taking the next hour.

1:16:47

I need to make sure I have this but

1:16:50

it's I Yeah, but it's

1:16:52

making this stuff. I mean I I you know because I

1:16:54

have that saying a lot of stuff in there And that

1:16:56

I get in my head about that. That's

1:16:58

the problem because uh I'll

1:17:01

do the I

1:17:04

do the donkey story and the rangutan story and uh

1:17:06

some but it's it's a lot of added stuff And

1:17:08

again, that was nine minutes and

1:17:10

so i'm doing that Part

1:17:13

of the nine minutes, but the stories have a

1:17:15

lot more to it Just not a lot more

1:17:17

but like that but in my head, I think

1:17:19

every you know, it's like well everybody's seen that

1:17:22

you know But it's like I

1:17:24

don't i'm gonna I want to own those jokes.

1:17:26

So yeah, it's like i'm gonna do them But

1:17:29

yeah, it's uh, I don't know. It's it's just super fun.

1:17:31

I mean being in

1:17:33

arenas it's it's just

1:17:35

a different thing and I I just It's

1:17:38

I mean man, I love it like it's

1:17:41

You know you think about a tv show movies and I

1:17:43

mean I have I you know, I want to do

1:17:45

stuff but It's

1:17:48

just the best thing in the world like it's like

1:17:50

comedy is where it's at That's what it feels like

1:17:52

people always talk about they're like once you succeed in

1:17:55

comedy They're like trying to get you to do other

1:17:57

things and i'm like, this is what I want to

1:17:59

be doing This is great. Yeah.

1:18:02

I mean, I could see making a movie because

1:18:04

I wouldn't mind because those are very long lasting

1:18:06

or if you could create a site, you just

1:18:08

want to create something that's going to be a

1:18:10

long lasting thing. I would want to make something

1:18:13

that people could go back and rewatch and not

1:18:15

saying that I will or won't

1:18:18

or whatever. But yeah,

1:18:20

it was Dana. It's just like you just learn in

1:18:22

that right then. And

1:18:24

it's just so

1:18:27

much fun. And it's just

1:18:29

so interesting in just being

1:18:31

the best. Like the shorthand you

1:18:33

have with comics and you're like, I got

1:18:36

into that quick and I sped up that

1:18:38

too. But the comics can be like, oh

1:18:40

yeah, they know what you're talking about. But

1:18:42

it's a very, the language to each

1:18:44

other is just, I love

1:18:46

it. Yeah. I don't know. I

1:18:49

love it. And the more comedy

1:18:51

that gets out there like publicly, the

1:18:54

more obvious it is that not everybody

1:18:56

can do it well. And

1:18:58

it is fun to be able

1:19:00

to do it well. It's bad for me. But

1:19:02

it's hard. I

1:19:05

think it's, I hope that there's a generation

1:19:07

that comes and I think there will be

1:19:09

because it's like you, you're in that

1:19:11

younger generation where you do love

1:19:13

it and you love the idea. It's

1:19:17

a performance. So go be a

1:19:19

performance, whatever type of joke teller you are. If

1:19:21

you're Steven Wright

1:19:23

or Hedberg or if you're,

1:19:25

you know, Seinfeld, if you're

1:19:28

storytelling, whatever, crowd work. But

1:19:31

if you do crowd work, make it a

1:19:33

performance. You can't, like the

1:19:35

thing with the problem with crowd work is

1:19:38

you're going up too unprepared.

1:19:41

And so when you go up there, it's like they got to find it. But

1:19:44

if you wanted to, you know,

1:19:46

I think that's Ian, I'll talk about Ian Baglock. I

1:19:48

think Ian Bag is really good at that where he

1:19:50

does crowd work, but it's, he

1:19:53

has jokes that are connectors. So

1:19:56

it doesn't just get silent.

1:19:58

It's never silent. Yeah, yeah. Because it's

1:20:01

like, well, he can do this, and

1:20:03

what do you do? And then that, and then now I'm

1:20:05

in this other, now he does a joke that

1:20:07

he has prepared, then he's back into like, well,

1:20:09

what do you do back there? And then if

1:20:11

something goes, if something starts working really in the

1:20:14

room, then he can expand on it. But that's

1:20:17

someone that's practiced that, and like really,

1:20:19

and have to have stuff set up.

1:20:21

Like you have to be able

1:20:23

to do it. And I think if you

1:20:25

go out there, and you don't know, and

1:20:27

you're unprepared, people don't wanna prepare. It's a

1:20:29

lot of hard work. The idea of comedy,

1:20:32

the idea of stand-up comedy is, I

1:20:35

think the allure to it to people is

1:20:37

that it's easy. Well, you're just being funny,

1:20:39

I'm funny. So I'll just go up there

1:20:41

and be funny. And so no one realizes,

1:20:44

and a lot of comedians fall, it's just

1:20:46

not the audience's problem to figure out how

1:20:48

hard it is. But if you're gonna be

1:20:50

a comedian, you need to know, dude, it is

1:20:52

insane. I

1:20:55

mean, how much you gotta come up, think about being a musician.

1:20:58

You have to write a new album every

1:21:00

two years, a year and a half, every two

1:21:02

years, roughly. I mean, you're not gonna do that

1:21:04

at the beginning, but once you become older

1:21:08

and kinda get going, you are kinda

1:21:10

doing that. And

1:21:12

even if it's three years, even if

1:21:15

people take, what's eight year breaks between

1:21:17

albums, and they have a

1:21:19

team writing. It's you, you have to go

1:21:21

do this performance. And but when you do that,

1:21:23

it helps you write quicker too. If you go

1:21:26

into it and think of it your hour as

1:21:28

a, it's like, all right,

1:21:30

this is a whole performance. I'm writing a

1:21:32

movie, basically. That's how I, that's my new,

1:21:35

what I think of stand up is like, I'm a movie, I'm the

1:21:37

star of this movie. And so here's

1:21:39

my movie. And then when you do

1:21:41

that and you just kinda can,

1:21:44

in all the story, I'm not making stuff up, but

1:21:46

it's like, all right, that happened to me. I'll grab

1:21:48

that story and then, oh, I heard that. And then,

1:21:50

you know, it's like you just slowly start and then

1:21:53

you put it together and then it becomes a, one

1:21:56

thing, there's nothing better.

1:21:59

And you get a finger. You get real reaction every time.

1:22:02

That's the craziest part. Well, that is what's great.

1:22:04

Golly, that's so you write a movie I think

1:22:06

you're gonna wait two years. Yeah, you're not gonna

1:22:08

know I mean you're gonna be about time it

1:22:10

comes out these people have to be like what

1:22:12

was this movie about? And if I'm fun, and

1:22:14

if you're yeah, and then you go but stand

1:22:16

up you get it I gotta get it all

1:22:18

right now this podcast is about to win And

1:22:20

you don't have to convince somebody else that it's

1:22:22

funny Before it's an actual

1:22:24

audience season like when you're writing scripts

1:22:27

or whatever Like somebody else has to

1:22:29

approve and go. Okay. This is funny

1:22:31

before you even make it. Yeah, send up

1:22:33

you can go Oh, this just happened to

1:22:35

me right now. I'm gonna go say it

1:22:38

on stage and if people laugh It's like

1:22:40

boom. It's a bit. Yeah. Yeah.

1:22:42

Yeah, it's I mean, you don't have to go

1:22:44

What do you think about this and then they

1:22:47

go? I don't know Just

1:22:49

go do it. Yeah Michael

1:22:51

is a nice night. Yeah, I'm all fired up

1:22:54

Well, I told Lucy no you have your phone

1:22:56

and check it out. I'm like Sam like It's

1:23:01

you know, I'm fired up now I want to go you

1:23:04

jacked up yeah, I love

1:23:06

it man, it's just

1:23:09

You know, it's the it's

1:23:12

you know, it's it's such a

1:23:15

You know comics I get you want to be like

1:23:17

you don't like this art form and we don't

1:23:19

like saying that stuff But it is it it's

1:23:22

if you can look at it like an over it's I do

1:23:24

like saying that I do know I don't

1:23:26

consider it art. I mean, it's like it's like

1:23:29

Almost like the one of the purest art

1:23:32

forms. I mean, it's like you're straight up

1:23:34

putting yourself out there Mm-hmm. If it doesn't

1:23:36

work you fail in front of

1:23:38

a lot of people. Yeah, it's like it's

1:23:40

so much art Yeah, now there's people that

1:23:42

do it in a very not artistic way

1:23:46

Yes, where it's really can be

1:23:48

really trashy but there's a real

1:23:50

art to it It's the

1:23:52

best it's just that she'll give you five minutes

1:23:54

if you want to take me I feel back

1:23:56

as you text me now and I was like

1:23:58

now and then But now I'm

1:24:00

starting talking about it. I'm like, well, I'm getting a little

1:24:02

bit fired up to go do a little fit. Uh,

1:24:05

yeah, yeah, it's, and I

1:24:07

look forward, cause we're taking this special in April.

1:24:10

I'm taking April, then I'll finish the year touring

1:24:12

and then, uh, still be

1:24:14

the be funny tours, so it'll be, you know,

1:24:17

uh, all that, and then I'll

1:24:19

have a little time off and then, you

1:24:22

know, 25, have another tour. Uh,

1:24:24

but yeah, I mean, I look forward to building that. I mean,

1:24:26

I'm, I'm nervous about it. I'm scared because I'm

1:24:28

like, I don't know how I'm going to come up with anything.

1:24:31

I mean, you know, I remember you saying that on

1:24:33

this podcast, you know, a year and a half ago

1:24:36

and now you're, well, that's what you just think though.

1:24:38

You're like, I mean, can't, you know, I feel really

1:24:40

good about it, but then you're like, it can't just

1:24:42

be getting better. I just get scared. I'm not going

1:24:44

to know I'm terrible. That's fine. And so I'm just

1:24:47

scared of that. I'm the, I'm

1:24:49

always like that. I think like I'm great.

1:24:51

And then everybody's like, this guy stinks. And

1:24:54

I have no idea. And I look like an idiot.

1:24:57

And that's my biggest fear. And that's, I

1:24:59

work off pure, just that panic

1:25:01

of I'm scared to get, I'm scared to

1:25:03

death that I am terrible at comedy and

1:25:05

everybody's just being very. It's like the kid

1:25:07

that finds out he's at fat camp halfway

1:25:10

through the summer. Yeah. You know what I

1:25:12

mean? Yeah. He's like, Oh my God. I

1:25:14

think Brian, these guys are cool. I

1:25:17

think Brian will let you know. I don't think you got

1:25:19

to worry as long as Brian's in your life. I think

1:25:22

he'll let you know. I've been waiting for that. I'll

1:25:25

be the first to tell you. But to your point

1:25:27

about standup comedy, you make a movie. You don't know

1:25:29

it's bad. I guess until maybe

1:25:31

the audience doesn't go, but if they don't

1:25:34

laugh, you're that's the first clue. It's

1:25:36

it's the fact that you can. Yeah.

1:25:40

I mean, it's just that instant. There's

1:25:42

nothing more pure. I mean, that's the

1:25:44

thing that Gaffkin says in the golden globes. We said now

1:25:46

the time the golden globes now, uh, letting

1:25:49

the real talented people and awards for

1:25:51

the real talented people. Cause they're saying that the comedians are

1:25:53

the ones that write the jokes. But,

1:25:56

uh, and then they have to perform and they have to sell

1:25:58

them. It's, it's really a very

1:26:01

like, I can get you

1:26:03

back and form it's a very farming

1:26:05

type thing. You're watching I'm gonna get it

1:26:08

back. Because

1:26:10

you're you plant your food you eat

1:26:12

your it's sustainable. It's self sustained. You're

1:26:15

an art form that's self sustained. I don't

1:26:17

need I don't need a camera. I don't

1:26:19

need this. I mean, you know, you want

1:26:22

a microphone, but I don't need a mic.

1:26:24

Technically, I don't need you're off the grid

1:26:26

and you're off the grid. It's the only

1:26:28

art form that's off the grid. And

1:26:30

that's like farming farming is that and if you

1:26:32

don't weed your garden, in the

1:26:35

sense that you have too many words in your

1:26:37

joke, if you don't weed the

1:26:39

garden, then those weeds will suck the nutrients out

1:26:41

of what you're actually trying to grow and ruin

1:26:43

your whole bit. So you got to take a

1:26:45

bunch of words out you got to get all

1:26:48

those weeds out of there. Yeah. And then I'm

1:26:50

near it, there's new technology comes and uproots the

1:26:52

industry and you have to rethink everything but but

1:26:54

the thing is staying up, it's going to be

1:26:56

hard to get uprooted because you still have the

1:26:58

same plant we're still growing this you know, they

1:27:01

may you know, they may GMO it but we're

1:27:03

still eating the same kind of you can only

1:27:05

do it sometimes a year. It's very seasonal. Yeah.

1:27:07

Stay in the food. That was let me go.

1:27:09

I'm gonna bring this back to farm. It's a

1:27:12

very farming type thing. It

1:27:16

is though. It is though. But really,

1:27:18

I agree with you. But it was

1:27:21

yeah, he didn't stop there. Yeah,

1:27:23

it is all like farming. Yeah.

1:27:26

Yeah. You don't do

1:27:28

it right. You're not going to get any results.

1:27:30

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1:27:32

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1:27:35

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Oh yeah I want a do want yet

1:28:29

the next younger comics or want them to

1:28:31

be in love, the state of and I

1:28:33

hope they are and how they don't look

1:28:35

at as a stepping stone again hope they

1:28:37

don't They can look it as in game

1:28:39

and maybe can do other stuff but it

1:28:42

all comes back to the yeah sites or

1:28:44

did it. It's like he did tv shows

1:28:46

and movies, bit all standup. nothing jumped to

1:28:48

do anything else or whatever but it's all

1:28:50

stand up and disco. Be in love with

1:28:52

it and be like this is nothing. These

1:28:54

are my side projects that I go do.

1:28:57

But this is my. This

1:28:59

is my main thing in luck because

1:29:01

it's it's very very hard and you

1:29:03

gotta write new stuff even if you

1:29:05

love the stuff that you're do. And

1:29:07

you have to write new stuff because

1:29:09

that's what makes you back. And.

1:29:12

He don't get better. Not. writing

1:29:14

new stuff, You. Don't have

1:29:16

been like if you're just like there are

1:29:18

people that I've known in my life that

1:29:20

kinda work in our know, right? an hour

1:29:22

they can work that our for ever and

1:29:24

it's amazing that they can do that. To.

1:29:27

Perform the same joke over and over again and

1:29:29

and and and deliver. It was some real passion.

1:29:31

But. I think he and you get better. You

1:29:34

get matters right stuff. Smile. Go

1:29:36

work on transitions. That's funny to go

1:29:38

down there. Tonight does one census. That

1:29:41

it's. Funny. Thing same the job

1:29:43

but I do. I'll do a job to

1:29:45

do it but I just need to get

1:29:47

as fine how small and for size of

1:29:50

a thing Yes against gotta get this one

1:29:52

like idea of beer. We get to this

1:29:54

to this and I'm doing it but it's

1:29:56

not. Stop there. there's another job to benefit.

1:29:59

of good Maybe

1:30:01

say different. Alright, farming.

1:30:06

Farming's been around pretty much

1:30:08

from the beginning. You wanted two hours.

1:30:10

That's right. There

1:30:14

you go. In

1:30:17

the Bible, Adam tended the Garden

1:30:19

of Eden. That's kind of like a farmer, right? At least

1:30:22

a gardener. I don't think he had to

1:30:24

really do anything in the Garden of Eden, though it was

1:30:26

not until he was thrown out that he had to farm the

1:30:28

land. Yeah, they were

1:30:31

just growing. God was like, if you just do

1:30:33

what I tell you to do, you're not going

1:30:35

to have to do anything. And he was like,

1:30:37

nah. And then God was like, alright, now you're

1:30:39

tilling the land. Well, he had

1:30:41

to name the animals. That's something. Yeah,

1:30:44

that's not farming, though. I

1:30:46

mean, does a farmer name all the animals? Like,

1:30:48

if you have a bunch of cows, are you

1:30:50

naming them? No, not how I grew up. Because

1:30:53

you're about to send them off to slaughter. You don't want to

1:30:55

get to the purple level. What

1:30:58

would you code that one? You're like, go grab that

1:31:00

one. Well, you have to have tags on their ears,

1:31:03

numbers on them. Yeah. And

1:31:05

we liked them. We cared about them. Yeah,

1:31:07

I mean, did you have one that you're like, I'm like 99447. Yeah,

1:31:11

we had short, you know, we didn't have that many cows,

1:31:13

so it'd be like number 27. Yeah. But

1:31:16

we'll get Niner, Tingo, X-ray. We

1:31:21

had a bull for a while that would chase you.

1:31:23

And we named him Sweetie, you know, kind of like

1:31:25

that sort of thing. And he would chase you around

1:31:28

the pasture. And it's pretty terrifying, but also

1:31:30

fun at the same time. Like, fun because

1:31:32

we never got hit by him. But

1:31:35

pretty scary. Yeah, you just stop calling Sweetie

1:31:37

real quick. Yeah, he probably sent him off

1:31:39

to the slaughter immediately. Mm-hmm. But

1:31:42

did you hear him just? Did you? When

1:31:46

were you on a farm? Well,

1:31:48

I grew up with divorced parents. So my mom lived

1:31:50

in the trailer park. My dad lived on a farm.

1:31:52

And he had cows. Yeah. Did

1:31:54

they wake you up in the morning? No.

1:31:57

No. No, I wasn't like that. With

1:32:00

a cock a doodle. Do that every you've ever

1:32:02

start now day like the we never had check.

1:32:04

it. Is that real? That a real think Yeah

1:32:06

yeah. Yeah. I've heard it In the

1:32:08

morning I think I will grill I'm from

1:32:10

the guy other yeah think I have from

1:32:12

like just a rooster being you know. I

1:32:15

grew up on a farm. We didn't have chickens, but. We.

1:32:18

Had cows and horses. Yeah,

1:32:20

so we had a donkey for a little

1:32:22

box. Now we did go camping and name

1:32:24

the horses. We named

1:32:26

horses and really had a couple.

1:32:29

And horses are a little more like to keep

1:32:32

him there. Yeah I mean they call people or

1:32:34

like like the call things like cattle for a

1:32:36

reason I think. but as yet they're just. Indiscriminate.

1:32:40

Groups. Were. Like horses still

1:32:42

person. What

1:32:44

did your dad growth? Or

1:32:47

he just raised cows I didn't really.

1:32:49

Woodrow? Hey, and and bail am. yeah.

1:32:52

He's. Gill you do random guards

1:32:55

but we were just account

1:32:57

for their so anthropologist say

1:32:59

that. Early May and it was

1:33:01

hundred is that. Because

1:33:04

you're anthropologist next to the group

1:33:06

or do some events and gals

1:33:08

I get worse. they say early

1:33:10

man was hunter gatherers. that was

1:33:13

like the first and then they

1:33:15

eventually evolved into farmers. And

1:33:17

that's when people resort to flourish and

1:33:19

thrive. You're not now funding for your

1:33:22

food to live your growing at a

1:33:24

how do? All of a sudden you've

1:33:26

got hours to kill, which was never

1:33:28

a thing, right? I as way

1:33:31

I can. The guy you're hunting all day

1:33:33

and then you have no relief is no

1:33:35

leisure. He's got a year the next day

1:33:37

on again. But if you're farming and the

1:33:39

like, stock up on food vinegar what are

1:33:41

you all day Now I can sit and

1:33:43

think and vent staff and in right and

1:33:45

and write stories and to who plays every

1:33:48

I think even a animals back. Bringing.

1:33:51

Home. Movie because they get a huddle day

1:33:53

like a bear. Forget

1:33:56

some words. America's start farming.

1:33:58

Set. up a little garden They'd get some

1:34:00

work done. Yeah, they could. They could contribute something

1:34:02

for once. They'd say they'd get a hunt. It's

1:34:04

like, hmm, every day. Here we go. I

1:34:08

don't know if this is true or

1:34:11

not, but red on the line. Half

1:34:13

that habitable, is that the

1:34:15

right word? Habitable land on

1:34:17

Earth is used for farming. Half

1:34:19

of it, is that what you said? Yeah. Oh,

1:34:22

okay. Yeah, I'm sure. Bill Gates

1:34:24

owns a quarter of that. About

1:34:27

a fourth of the world's population works

1:34:30

in agriculture. A quarter? Yep.

1:34:32

Used to be up to almost half. Oh,

1:34:35

so that's down from there. Gradually going down

1:34:37

over the years. Now more machinery, technology. Yeah,

1:34:40

I guess you'd need fewer people to

1:34:42

work it. Yeah. Still though.

1:34:44

That's got to be, is that the largest industry

1:34:46

in the world? It is. Yep. Yep.

1:34:49

We, I think I told this on the jobs.

1:34:52

In college, I would, summertime I'd help

1:34:54

local farmers in tobacco. And

1:34:57

one time we, like

1:34:59

three or four of us got nicotine poisoning. I

1:35:02

don't even smoke, but I got nicotine poisoning.

1:35:05

You got that when we had a cigar too. I

1:35:08

had some flashbacks. It

1:35:12

had rained and the leaves had gotten

1:35:14

wet on the tobacco and it somehow

1:35:16

seeped into our pores. Oh, yeah. Oh,

1:35:18

from physical touch. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah,

1:35:20

we're all sick. I felt like a

1:35:23

doctor would come to you and say,

1:35:25

your pores are more open than most

1:35:27

people's. I

1:35:29

wonder if that's, touch your pores a little bit.

1:35:32

Like Swiss cheese. He goes, this guy can't. Maybe

1:35:34

that's just the last time you did it. Like

1:35:36

they just knew, like, talk

1:35:38

about poor kid over here. Like, the poor.

1:35:41

We're long sleeves from now on. Poor

1:35:43

kid. He's got a lot of money. Different kind

1:35:46

of poor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How was, how was

1:35:48

that? What would you do for

1:35:50

me? Tobacco from the beginning. You

1:35:52

know, I always just helped out for

1:35:54

it, but they would grow these tobacco slips. And

1:35:57

Then first you pull them. Once they grow a certain way, you pull them

1:35:59

up, gather them up. The any there's a but tobacco

1:36:01

setter where it snows. My favorite part? You

1:36:03

and. It's. Either a two person

1:36:05

cetera for person setter. you sit there

1:36:07

and a will goes around and you

1:36:09

this planet. The. In.

1:36:12

The wheel and then it plants it into the ground

1:36:14

and that makes the rose. That's funny. get a friend

1:36:16

that you to say it. I do and it I

1:36:18

was left handed so it always worked out. Good kids

1:36:20

you know they needed a left. had a person or

1:36:22

right and uppers over there. And. then

1:36:24

of why grows and you have to cut

1:36:27

it deters we have to do things get

1:36:29

rid of like. Weeds. And stuff

1:36:31

and then cut it originally and then hang in

1:36:33

the barnes and let it dry out. Here

1:36:35

and then it's missile he goes to market.

1:36:39

Whole process. Oh you girls we go online

1:36:41

to smoking tobacco or like chewing tobacco. Movie.

1:36:45

Any I think it was the for your

1:36:47

mom and pop tobacco or was it did

1:36:49

they contracted with a big tobacco company now

1:36:51

me wishes local farmers. I feel like farmers

1:36:53

will be like stand up comedy. There's not

1:36:55

many middle class far first so it is

1:36:58

like saying that com ng I brought it

1:37:00

back around November. Greens are some that are

1:37:02

doing great the big farms muslim or you

1:37:04

know just getting by and but you'll get

1:37:06

into to money get into for the olympic

1:37:08

games. And officers acted as

1:37:10

if you're gonna love it. was probably true.

1:37:14

When I go I love it. You never been

1:37:16

and make it to the top. The gotta love

1:37:18

it! I've heard tobacco farming is really hard. And

1:37:20

so that's. One of her, yeah, specially like.

1:37:23

The. I have no evidence

1:37:25

as he did a plan do it

1:37:27

well at it of well as he

1:37:29

alleged when I picture young as pixie

1:37:31

you exactly like you nails but just

1:37:34

back and an old timey times me

1:37:36

that's not far of yeah I mean

1:37:38

my family do look the exact same

1:37:40

as my hair and basically a beer

1:37:43

and the here for free close to

1:37:45

stick with a good synergy go exits

1:37:47

initiatives com era's and he the usual

1:37:49

us. Save. My head

1:37:52

don't always have short haircut. I mean

1:37:54

I had a force. had a

1:37:56

hair and then saw another joined today we

1:37:58

never would are hour long now No, no,

1:38:00

no, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like

1:38:03

the barber has been doing 50 years been. I

1:38:06

think I wanted to send Barbara for a long time. I

1:38:08

would if you still alive. Yeah. I've

1:38:11

had a few die off. Yeah. Raymond

1:38:14

and Tony, they were father and son. They're both

1:38:16

gone now. With the two

1:38:18

generations. Wow. Wow.

1:38:22

Raymond was the dad. Now Tony's

1:38:24

gone. But do you think it would

1:38:26

even would even take off, take over

1:38:29

when they went and you know, I

1:38:32

want to do what you know, you

1:38:34

know, I don't think we, I mean, my mom took me at

1:38:36

first. I don't think we tipped back then. I don't know if

1:38:38

that was a Bates thing that we didn't know or we never

1:38:40

tipped the barber back in the day. I bet we didn't. I

1:38:43

bet we did it back then. I don't think people tipped

1:38:46

like I would imagine. Stuff like that. Yeah. Our, yeah.

1:38:48

Our haircut was, I want to say probably $5 shorty.

1:38:51

Tipping's out of control when you go in and you

1:38:53

pay for a service and then you're tipping on top

1:38:55

of it. It's like, it's like, oh, this is how

1:38:58

much I charge. And then, you know, if you want

1:39:00

me to do it well next time, give me more.

1:39:03

Yeah. Well, they, someone, uh,

1:39:06

Chase told us too, because we, we

1:39:08

actually were selling, we had merch at,

1:39:10

uh, uh, the candidacy was, we're trying

1:39:12

to submerge. I did not know,

1:39:14

but someone said one of the merch things

1:39:17

had like a tipping option and

1:39:20

by the, not, I didn't know on the, on

1:39:22

the tablet. Yeah. I was going to make sure

1:39:24

it's strong point that that gets off. Oh, I

1:39:26

had them do that too. My merch guy had

1:39:29

a, well, it wasn't hit, but it just on

1:39:31

the thing. Yeah. I go, Oh, never, never do

1:39:33

that. Never present that. Yeah. Yeah.

1:39:36

I don't even know where that money would go. Yeah.

1:39:38

I don't need it. I don't have some tip jar

1:39:40

where it's coming to me. I don't know who's getting

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They call it a crow. But

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then a crow is called a crow. Yeah,

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but a crow doesn't rooster but a rooster crows.

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a crow. I mean like they just

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