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folks and hey bear nate is not here. So

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we'll give you a few seconds to turn it

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off You read

1:18

that like it was npr Yeah, that

1:21

was very sad. I'm closer to the mic than

1:23

I usually am so it feels very uh, what's

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that show? What's the show

1:27

on npr hot breath? No, what is

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there something like that? No, right fresh

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air. No, not fresh air all things

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considered all things considered. That's what it

1:36

felt like. Yeah Uh, this is

1:38

erin weber here with dusty sleigh

1:41

All right, and brian baits Nate

1:44

is nate is somewhere somewhere in the world.

1:46

Yeah, who knows I can't keep track of

1:48

them anymore But it's the three of us

1:52

Energy's good in the room. I feel good about

1:54

this episode Yeah, I mean I

1:56

feel great. I feel great about all of them. I

1:59

come in here with a positive of attitude. And it

2:01

just slowly drains away over the course

2:03

of two hours. He's doodling by five

2:05

minutes in. One hour is a good

2:07

length for a podcast, but two. A

2:10

little much, you know what I mean? Have you

2:12

always doodled during the episodes or am I just

2:14

noticing it more now? No, I'm just, I'm doing

2:16

it more now. Okay. Is that by choice? I

2:19

don't find that doodling takes my concentration away

2:21

from listening to people. Yeah, but it can

2:23

take it away from the other three people

2:25

at the table. Do you ever think about

2:28

that? Like you watch me draw? Well, it

2:30

just feels, you feel a little disinterested as

2:32

we're talking. It's like when I'm at dinner with my wife and

2:34

I'm in the middle of the story, she's on her phone. Well,

2:37

the phone is different because

2:40

a doodle is mindless. The

2:42

phone takes your attention. Okay.

2:44

But I get what you're saying. Okay.

2:46

It hasn't bothered me. It's just since we're talking about it.

2:48

It's bothered me. I'll be

2:50

telling the story. I do think this, my

2:53

daughter, you know, we've been drawing more with

2:55

my daughter. Like it's like, we're

2:57

all addicted to our phones. I'm addicted to

3:00

my phone. My wife's addicted to her phone.

3:02

It's hard to keep our kids off

3:05

these screens because we're addicted to

3:07

our screens. Right. But we

3:09

are trying to make effort to do more

3:11

drawing and stuff like that so that she

3:13

has activities that are fun that are not

3:15

these screens. Okay. I think that's great. So

3:17

we've been drawing a lot. So I've

3:20

been drawing more and I

3:22

used to love to draw and now so now I'm

3:24

drawing back into it a little bit and you're just

3:26

as good as you used to be. Yeah.

3:29

I mean, my I got, I

3:31

reached a level of drawing and then I never

3:33

got better than that. And I'm about the same

3:35

spot. You're not as good as you once were.

3:38

But you're as good one. You've

3:40

ever been. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I

3:44

used to be good as a kid. I thought I

3:46

was at least. And now I'm

3:48

not as good, but as I'm drawing more of my

3:50

daughter, I'm getting better. It's like it's coming back to

3:52

me. Yeah. Oh yeah. I

3:54

mean, well, that's good. I mean, I used

3:56

to my whole thing with drawing

3:58

was not. What Aaron? Is

4:01

it about cave drawings? What are you? No,

4:03

no, no. Just this whole conversation. The amusing.

4:05

My thing wasn't an individual, like one individual

4:07

piece of goodness. Mine was just like, I

4:10

put a lot of stuff out there.

4:12

I should bring some of these crazy. Like

4:14

your comedy. Yeah. Yeah. So

4:16

a lot of darts. That's right. I should

4:18

bring a lot. I should bring some of those

4:20

crazy drawings I did in here. Yeah. You bring

4:22

in your, I'll bring in my story. Yeah. Yeah. And

4:24

you bring in, you know, whatever y'all did, you

4:27

bring in your red wagon. Yeah. And we'll just

4:29

compare our trials. Radio flyer.

4:32

My daughter is, um, she

4:34

watches these YouTube videos to your point

4:37

about screen time, she watches a

4:39

show called egg surprise. Do you know

4:41

this show? No. What is that where they open eggs?

4:43

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen something like that. And, um,

4:47

to the point where, so they go

4:49

open, open, it's like a little

4:51

surprise. And then there's something that pops out surprise eggs.

4:53

Yeah. She calls it egg surprise, but I think it

4:55

is called surprise eggs. Quite frankly, I think egg surprise

4:58

is a better name. I think so too. Um,

5:01

but video has 607 million views. Yeah.

5:05

The kids videos have so much that I

5:07

kind of want to start making kids videos

5:10

just for monetization on my, my channel. I'm

5:13

like, cause some of this

5:15

stuff I'm like, you know, this is pretty good

5:17

animation, but some of them, they're like just playing

5:19

with toys and making a lot of wild sound

5:21

effects that do that. Nothing, but

5:24

it affects her so much yesterday. We did

5:27

an Easter egg hunt with all these kids. All

5:29

the other kids are just running, grabbing as many eggs

5:32

as you can. She would get the one and go

5:34

open, open, like

5:36

five minutes on each egg. So

5:38

I think that's better. Well,

5:41

little delay, gratification, quality over quantity. See what's

5:43

in the egg. Yeah. Good. Do I have

5:45

enough? Usually it was nothing, but yeah, I

5:47

would like to start filming this with you,

5:49

Dusty make some. Yeah. I like the idea

5:51

of you doing a Bob Ross type show.

5:53

Some of your doodles. Yeah. Let's do that.

5:55

You know, let's put it together. I think

5:57

that could be fun. We're

6:00

all up to this weekend. Where have you

6:02

been, where are we going? I was home. Could have

6:04

been working, but chose not to. I

6:07

ain't got a lot of family. We did a

6:09

lot of fun stuff. Like I said, we did an Easter egg

6:11

hunt. Oh yeah, happy Easter. Thank

6:14

you. Happy New Year to you.

6:16

People first. Well, yeah, I guess it is. I

6:18

don't know. I never know

6:20

what the new year is. I

6:23

mean, technically speaking, the Bible

6:25

says that Passover comes on the

6:27

10th day of the first month.

6:30

And I think Passover is supposed to be April 22nd.

6:35

So April 12th would be like the new

6:37

year. Okay, so we're not quite there yet.

6:40

We're not quite there. Okay, I apologize. That's

6:42

okay. Well, you're gearing up for the new

6:44

year. Yeah, I'm gearing up. That was April Fool's joke.

6:47

Yeah, you know, and it's like, I've

6:49

also not had a lot of sleep. My

6:52

daughter got up in the middle of the night

6:54

and I read her about 10 books and sang

6:56

some songs. And then I had to

6:59

get up and do a bunch of radio calls today.

7:01

So you did some call ins. Yeah, I did five

7:03

radio shows this morning. Wow. I

7:05

try to do the zoom number. And

7:07

that was so complicated. You didn't get that set up. Oh,

7:10

I hope you get a set up. It's so easy. I

7:12

love it now. Yeah, I do

7:14

a VOIP. I

7:16

don't know what I can just do phone. It's a

7:19

voiceover IP. So I can do, I can

7:21

call phone numbers on my computer. I

7:24

use zoom, but you can use whatever. They wanted me

7:26

to put my home address in there. I was like,

7:28

why now? Why are we doing that? I don't do

7:30

that. That's when I came. You tried to sign up

7:33

for clear. Yeah. But

7:36

I just was like, I don't know why you need this.

7:38

I tried to put the PO box in and they were

7:40

like, we won't accept that. I was like, all right, we'll

7:42

just give me my money back. Yeah. Yeah.

7:45

I'm sorry about that. That's okay. So where were

7:47

you this weekend? I went to, I did two

7:49

shows. I went to Jacksonville, Florida, Ponte Vedra and,

7:52

uh, you know what? It's funny,

7:54

uh, in the green. I don't

7:56

know why they didn't say it

7:58

during my show. in the green

8:00

room, they were like, they're not booing, they're

8:02

saying Duval. I was like, well, that's what

8:05

I'll tell myself for the rest of my life. That's

8:07

weird. They did that in my show in

8:09

Louisiana. So I guess there's a lot of

8:11

Jags fans there. Yeah. But it

8:15

was great. The Ponte Vedra show sold out

8:17

way in advance. The show was hot. The

8:19

moment I got out there was hot. I

8:21

had- Openers didn't do well.

8:23

No, they did great too. No. Chris Buck, that

8:25

listens to the podcast. Yeah.

8:30

Open Wesley Johnson,

8:33

I believe. I hate

8:35

that. It is Johnson, I believe. I hate that

8:37

I'm forgetting his last name right now. It's

8:40

like we're having a good time podcast. Yeah. Wesley

8:42

Johnson. Chris has been my friend a long time.

8:44

Wesley hosted for me last time I was at

8:51

the Jacksonville Comedy Zone. So we brought

8:54

that whole show to Ponte

8:56

Vedra. It was hot, super hot show.

8:58

The moment I got out there, I think

9:00

I did an hour, 25 minutes. I am all about time

9:06

on these theater shows. I am

9:08

milking it. It's so great.

9:10

When the shows are good, it's like

9:13

they're just laughing. I'm riffing. And if

9:15

you don't feel like you're keeping them

9:17

there, because I've had that feeling

9:19

where I'm like, I get to the end, I'm

9:21

like, all right, I'll let you all go. You're being

9:23

nice, but I'll let you leave. Well, that's how

9:25

Phil's at a club a lot of times, right? Because

9:27

they've done last call. They've already signed the receipt. They're

9:30

ready to get out of there. But then in that theater,

9:32

I'm like, this is great. And then the next day, I

9:36

went to Atlanta, which the show

9:38

was great. But I flew from Jacksonville to Atlanta.

9:40

I did a direct. Flight

9:42

was great. But as we're landing, it's starting

9:44

to get real rough. And I'm starting to

9:47

get a little motion sickness. And

9:49

then I get an Uber. And the Uber

9:51

is about 45 minutes standstill traffic

9:53

in Atlanta, of course. And I don't I

9:55

don't really have enough time to comfortably go

9:57

to my hotel and then back to the.

10:00

theater. So I just go to the

10:02

theater. You're in road limbo. That's all

10:04

you can do. I'm motion sick. I'm

10:06

out there walking around. And then I

10:09

ran into a guy out

10:11

behind the theater from my dad's hometown, kind

10:14

of my hometown in a

10:16

sense, my second hometown of

10:19

Pennon, Alabama. Pennon. E-E-N-T-O-N pronounced

10:21

Pennon. And if you

10:23

say Pennon, then you're like, you know, here,

10:25

now from around here. But the Atlanta

10:30

show was really great. You did the one

10:32

with me last year. This theater was about

10:35

800 more people. Wow.

10:37

It was huge for

10:39

me. About 1800. Yeah, this

10:41

is the Atlanta Symphony Hall, right? Yeah. Yeah,

10:44

1800 seats is enormous. Yeah, it was a hot

10:46

show. You sold it out? I don't

10:48

think I sold it out, but I was like, Jesus, Brian. Like,

10:52

all right, I apologize. Why did this part out? I

10:54

want to think I was like, probably 95%. It might

10:56

have been sold out,

10:59

but it wasn't sold out in advance. But it

11:01

was very close. 95%. Something like that. That's

11:04

a bummer. All right. Let's move on then. But

11:06

it was hot. I mean, hot show.

11:08

And then I got to, you know,

11:10

hang out with some, I had my

11:13

friends, Vince Fabra, Evan Burke, that I

11:15

kind of started comedy with on the

11:17

show. Liam Nelson was there. And then

11:19

I had some high school buddies we

11:21

all hung out after in the parking

11:24

garage, had some cigars. And it was

11:26

great. That's awesome. I had some high school for other

11:28

high school friends just show up that I didn't know

11:30

would be there. A lot of

11:32

Nate Land people. There you go. Reg Griffin, who

11:34

was reaching out looking for a meet and greet.

11:36

I did a meet and greet. I wanted to

11:38

do one, but it was a bit bigger of

11:40

a theater than I'm used to. So I was

11:42

like, I don't know how that's gonna work. But

11:44

he commented about it. So I was like, you

11:46

know what, I gotta do. I gotta do the

11:49

And you signed a baseball, right? I did sign

11:51

a baseball. There's a guy who's been getting all

11:53

of our signatures on the same baseball. Yeah, this

11:55

baseball is so chewed up. Well, that's part of

11:57

the story. And he gave me I

11:59

think. Let a sign it named getting

12:01

chewed Up but he gave me a sharpie

12:03

and I'm i'm barely sign says I saw

12:06

certain respects I guess. So tore up your

12:08

signature looked pretty good. yeah I get a

12:10

good signature Birds mine looks real bad and

12:12

people will ask me to sign their t

12:14

shirt sometimes if they'd buy from and and

12:16

every time ago. Listen I'll do it but

12:19

it's not gonna look good. Right leg I

12:21

don't care and then I'll do you say

12:23

they don't in it's one girl at the

12:25

show she goes i don't care and then

12:27

aside and shoots. you could tell. The.

12:30

She didn't like how it looked as I I

12:32

told you it's impossible to sign a t shirt

12:34

of like a short by Gary are certainly are

12:36

not appear in him. I.

12:38

Have you signed a body part? Before.

12:41

Yeah. Effect

12:43

met outside. Or

12:46

times aspects I don't get. I'm not

12:48

trying to do it but I have

12:50

done the as the for as yeah

12:52

feel do somebody was I'd sign your

12:54

name here I'm gonna get it tattooed

12:56

I got while sign it but don't

12:58

do please don't yet fully Soviet mostly

13:00

Richard I do. Still awesome. You have.

13:03

Ah, a couple times it's never.

13:05

it's just like a sack guy.

13:07

Oh yeah, you know I mean

13:09

we're suicide on his chest. I've

13:12

had that. I've also had. had women do that

13:14

a couple of times if I doubt. but I'm

13:16

like you know I'm a married man on that

13:18

am not looking and to do that in our

13:21

wars. Been on to disappoint of fans. Now

13:24

do it appear as I know I

13:26

ate at Yahoo. Don't disappoint. The people

13:29

watch this go down to it's I

13:31

was doing. It s your arm he

13:33

also your own mercy more Now Final.

13:37

Well I was. but as you don't care about your

13:39

fans anymore right thus by I do do the mint

13:42

green. Stand next to the marks but I

13:44

always thought I would never want to not

13:46

sell my own marks of I liked the

13:48

moment I stop doing that. hours I hours

13:50

way back Yes to skill to point we

13:52

can't do it is our well you did

13:54

a products are you still for this question?

13:56

Her ears or awkward though when you're out

13:58

there so your shirts. In. There's.

14:01

Different size people in the horse you have

14:03

to ask love of course, what size you

14:05

want and kind of quantum toward a. Certain.

14:08

Way well you never. You don't have

14:10

to repeat what course with towards the

14:12

west she just go, what size would

14:14

you Now Brian puts a scale out

14:16

there says same oh god and eyeball

14:18

it for that sort of basket. What

14:20

size they do. What I hate is

14:22

if they're a little bigger and they

14:24

go what size is do you have

14:27

and although I have from small to

14:29

three acts and they go on not

14:31

that big like I just you ask

14:33

what it says ice has I am

14:35

I'm just giving you the rain. I

14:37

told the story before. But I was so

14:39

and shirt said this myself. John Chris show. Way

14:42

back in the they were in some church in. This old woman

14:44

comes up to me and she goes. Ah,

14:47

Can. I get a two Xl or

14:49

three x. Is

14:51

going to the three acts are you sure? and I

14:53

gave it to her and she has Thanks! This is

14:56

for my husband. He's huge! Like

14:58

apple and six or yeah, you know I

15:00

I were three x no big deal and

15:02

she goes out. And. Let me

15:04

get a to as. And

15:08

I are very I saw the story

15:11

on stage remembers fit for every athos.

15:13

so funny and say it is so

15:15

funny how our is of the i'm

15:17

i'm just I don't. Point.

15:19

Them. but like sometimes you like, you know what you do

15:21

Blown up a lot. You know? maybe it'll be a medium

15:23

you at? Here's a way to make a fan for life.

15:26

Did. You. Get some bigger sizes.

15:28

who who he do enough to put him

15:30

out to high them in your suitcase. And.

15:32

You'll see a dude walk up whose of

15:34

four or five x yeah. And.

15:37

He's like would he got and ago

15:39

I got you do and then reached

15:41

in utero for exxon a guy. That's.

15:44

A fan for life to does have a

15:46

couple those in your suitcase. Movie

15:49

fifty. is

15:52

this the material into the

15:55

average assess assess assess your

15:57

two hundred bucks I

16:03

did the first time I got merch, I had

16:05

some 3X's and I thought, geez, I'll never sell

16:07

these. And I did shows in Nebraska that weekend.

16:09

That's the whole I sold. I know.

16:12

But here's the thing, dude, there's 3X people

16:14

everywhere, man. And you know, it's like people

16:16

just seem like if it's a 3X

16:19

and oh, you must be so fat. People are

16:21

just big. It's not necessarily that people are fat.

16:23

It's like people are big. There's big people. Or

16:25

they want a nighttime shirt. Yeah. You

16:28

know, just something to throw on. You know, people can buy

16:30

whatever they want, but it does bother me a little bit

16:32

when I was selling my own merch, when like a small

16:34

person would go, let me get a 2X.

16:36

I want to sleep in it. And I'm

16:39

like, well, now when the 2X person comes

16:41

along and I don't have a shirt big

16:43

enough for them, you're costing me a sale here. Don't

16:45

you just wear a shirt? Don't you just wear it

16:47

like a normal person? How

16:49

would you sell a small to a 2X-sized person?

16:51

Cut the sleeves off. Yeah, I would tell people

16:53

in my merch. Cut the sleeves off, too. When

16:57

I would get down to the end of the

16:59

weekend and I only had smalls, I would do

17:01

stuff like that. I'd go, listen, all I got

17:03

left are smalls, but they are very comfortable. So

17:06

even if you're bigger than that, it'll feel good.

17:08

You can wrap it up. You did it as

17:10

a do-ray. It'll feel good tight against your skin.

17:14

You can wear it like an underarm shirt.

17:16

Yeah. It'll work out in the

17:18

sun. Where were you, Eric?

17:21

I had a very fun

17:23

weekend. Las Vegas, Nevada. I was told

17:25

multiple times I said it wrong last

17:27

week. I said Nevada. And I

17:30

want to say my instinct was to

17:33

say Nevada, but for some reason I thought

17:35

Nevada was correct. I think I've been the same way. It's Nevada.

17:38

I feel like I'll never not say Nevada. But

17:40

the nice part is if you say Las Vegas, you don't

17:43

have to say the state. Say

17:45

no where you're talking about Vegas. Yeah. I

17:47

was in Las Vegas, Wise Guys Comedy Club.

17:49

I did the smaller room there. They have

17:51

two rooms now. Wise Guys

17:54

Comedy Club does. Drybar is doing them

17:56

right. I know, man. And that

17:58

room, I mean the shows I did were. hot.

18:00

They weren't sold out, but it's a

18:02

small enough room that you can

18:04

pack them in there. Everybody kept calling it a kill

18:06

box. Was that that term?

18:09

Well, not. The comedian term I've heard you in

18:11

it, and I heard it used a lot this

18:13

weekend. I kind of don't like it, but it's

18:15

appropriate. Saying that it's like you're just going to

18:17

kill in there? Yeah. Where it's just

18:19

like a perfect room to have a good comedy show.

18:23

Well, they do say the thing about

18:25

that club is that it's geared toward

18:27

locals, whereas everything else in Vegas is

18:29

geared toward tourists. Right. Now, there's a

18:31

lot of comedy in the

18:33

city, but most of it, you know, it's on

18:35

the strip or whatever. That's different. This is in

18:37

the arts district. This is locals. I

18:39

mean, the host went up there. Jared, very funny guy,

18:41

was his first time hosting a weekend at the club.

18:43

He was excited, and he had a joke about anti-California

18:47

or whatever, like, and all

18:49

place went nuts. Oh,

18:52

these are local. These are Las Vegas.

18:54

Whole country hates California people. Yeah, that's

18:56

true. California or Florida. It's kind of

18:58

like pick a side. That's kind of

19:01

what it was like. Well, the thing about

19:03

Florida, though, the thing about California is they're

19:05

moving out of there and moving to all

19:07

these states. Yeah, yeah. And then Florida, you

19:09

know, they're moving to Florida. I mean, I

19:11

don't know anybody go, yeah, just moved here

19:14

from Florida. Yeah,

19:17

I was trying to think of somebody. Right.

19:19

But at the other wise guys club, which

19:21

just opened back in September, it's a different

19:23

part of town. Big J. Ocreson was there.

19:25

It's a much bigger room. But

19:27

man, I like the room. I

19:29

was, it was great. We went by there and hung

19:32

out with him. I had a great comedy weekend that

19:34

we did my show, then hung out at Big J

19:36

show. And then the next night

19:38

tried the Tropicana, which is a

19:40

casino in Vegas. It

19:42

has the laugh factory comedy

19:45

club there. The Tropicana is closing. So

19:48

it was like the last weekend of the

19:50

laugh factory. So we went over

19:52

there. Dustin Nickerson was in town doing Brad Garrett's club.

19:55

We went and hung out with him. Then we went

19:57

to the laugh factory and hung out. Saw Brian Regan.

20:00

in there. Jackie Kacian was

20:02

there. All these comedians that we just hung

20:04

out. What a great comedy weekend. That's awesome.

20:06

Yeah. Yeah, I got some embarrassing pictures of

20:08

myself. Tropicana feels like a real classic play.

20:11

It seems sad that it's closing, even though

20:13

I don't have any connection to it. I

20:15

think I might have this wrong, but I

20:17

think that's where they're going to build the

20:19

new baseball stadium, which

20:22

they don't seem to be thrilled about. I'll say

20:24

it. I would be so pumped that Nashville got

20:26

an MLB team, but every time it was mentioned

20:28

on stage in Vegas, it got booze. Oh, they're

20:30

getting the A's. Yeah, they're getting the Oakland A's.

20:32

They're moving out to Las Vegas. So I guess

20:34

they're worried. Oakland loses everything too. Yeah. To

20:39

Las Vegas. I mean, the Raiders are in

20:41

Las Vegas now. What kind of embarrassing pictures

20:44

did you take? No, I was just like just hanging

20:46

out. You know, we're hanging out. Okay. I thought something

20:48

happened in Vegas that stays in Vegas, but there's some

20:50

photos out there. Well, yeah, it is going to stay

20:53

in Vegas. I took it myself. Okay. That's all I'm

20:55

saying. We'll just pull them up.

20:58

Did you see the sphere? I did

21:00

see the sphere and I didn't go in. Okay.

21:02

You drive up really. I get it. Okay.

21:04

It also doesn't look as good in

21:07

person. You can see the mechanism inside

21:11

of it, at least during the day. So

21:13

it's not like a solid image up there. So we drove up.

21:15

We were like, I get it. Did you

21:18

have a steak? No. I love a

21:20

steak in Vegas. Why? I don't

21:22

know. It just feels good. Yeah. It feels

21:24

right. It feels good everywhere. No,

21:26

not cigars. We were doing other stuff.

21:30

You know what I mean? Yeah. We're having a

21:32

good time. Yeah. It was just more of

21:34

a, I thought it would be a Vegas

21:36

weekend, but it was a comedy weekend. I

21:39

don't know if that makes sense. Really. It

21:41

was like good comedy hangs. So, and thank

21:43

you. Did you gamble at all? No,

21:45

I didn't gamble. Yeah. Didn't gamble

21:48

just on my health. But

21:51

thank you to everybody who came out. I was too hot shows.

21:54

I can't wait to go back. I was on stage the first

21:56

night. I was like, God, I wish, I wish this was a

21:58

special statement. Well, I was like going that way. I

22:00

want to say thank you to people that came to see

22:02

me too. I forgot to say that. That's okay. It's implied.

22:04

You reminded me. It's implied. I

22:07

was just thinking of a way to put a button on that story. Anyway,

22:10

I love you all. It's

22:12

not lost on us. Film your special there. I

22:14

should. Yeah. I'm

22:16

not going to be back for a while. I

22:19

am going to be taping something soon. Call

22:21

it Killbox. Call it the Killbox. Yeah.

22:23

Call it the Soleilbox. Name it after

22:25

me. No. Tuesday,

22:30

I, all of a sudden, middle of the day, I

22:32

started getting this pain in the top of my calf.

22:35

Oh, yeah. And I'm like, oh, I guess just, I don't know, muscle

22:37

tightness, whatever. I'm like, I'll go for a walk. It

22:40

kept getting worse and worse during the day. And then

22:42

I Googled, yeah,

22:45

exactly. What

22:47

could possibly be? And it said, if you've taken

22:49

any long flights, it could

22:52

be a flood clot. I'd

22:54

just gotten back from the West

22:57

Coast where I didn't

22:59

get up the entire time on the plane. Yeah.

23:02

So in my mind, I was sure I had a

23:04

blood clot. I was doing these tests. They said to

23:06

her, I do feel like it was happening and blood

23:08

clots can be very serious. So

23:10

the next day I went to the doctor and I

23:13

mean, I was sure I had a blood clot. I just basically

23:15

want to tell him, I got a blood clot. Can we do

23:17

something? You know, they sent me for like an

23:20

ultrasound. Can you make negative?

23:23

I'm just, I'm just old. What was it? I mean,

23:25

I don't know. I still don't know. It's just like

23:27

a routine muscle soreness. Just a pulled muscle or something.

23:29

I just said, not in my calf, but I was,

23:31

I was sure in my mind I had a blood

23:33

clot. Wow. That's scary. Did you do stretching

23:35

though? I did stretching. I looked

23:37

online and said, if it's a pulled muscle, you're supposed

23:40

to bend your foot one way and

23:42

it will relieve it. Or if you

23:44

do, or maybe if you pull muscle, if you do this

23:47

with your foot, it's supposed to help it. But if it's

23:49

a blood clot, it's supposed to hurt. And it was me,

23:51

it was hurting. So I'm like, ah, I got a blood

23:53

clot. The problem is, uh, I'm

23:56

not a doctor. The ain't now. They

23:58

don't know anything. The problem. is

24:01

the anxiety that comes with any

24:03

kind of body pain now. The

24:06

moment I feel like—because this

24:08

all happened to me after I ruptured

24:10

my appendix—used to be, I'm like, nah,

24:12

I'm fine. Any body

24:14

pain, I'm like, nah, I'm fine. But

24:16

when I finally ruptured my appendix, I

24:18

was like, oh, geez. So now every

24:21

time, I'm like—and then like if it's

24:24

pains like that, usually I stretch and

24:26

it goes away. But like if

24:29

it doesn't go away, it's like your mind

24:31

can just go to a place— And you

24:33

got kids, you're living for other people, too?

24:35

Yeah, yeah. And then it's like—and then anxiety

24:37

can make that seem worse.

24:39

Like I don't have regular anxiety out

24:42

here. I'm not worried about things, but

24:45

something happens with my body and I'm like, oh,

24:47

geez. You know what I mean? It's like— Well,

24:50

I got one of those guns things if you

24:52

need to use them, Brad. What is that? Those

24:54

little things that just go— Oh,

24:57

it's a workout muscle thing. Oh, yeah. Theragun,

24:59

whatever they're called. You ever use one of

25:01

those now? No. Yeah. I

25:04

go to the chiropractor and this guy

25:06

is—he cracks the back. Oh, I'm talking

25:08

about for muscle stuff. Yeah, but it—yeah,

25:10

I could use that. Oh, yeah. I'll

25:13

bring it in one day. Let's do it. Yeah. Do

25:16

it on the table, part of the podcast. Patreon. Yeah.

25:18

Should we get any comments? Let's do it. Well, before we

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even get into it, what you tell us about delete me?

25:22

Well, let me ask you this, Brian. Have you ever wondered

25:24

how much of your personal data is out there on the

25:26

internet for anyone to see? Not enough? Yeah,

25:28

exactly. What's more than you

25:30

think? Personal info, your name, contact

25:33

info, social security number, and home

25:35

address, even information about your family

25:37

members, all being compiled by data

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out there. Nate and Laura have been using delete

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too. It's easy. I've been using it

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too. Have you really? Yeah. It's

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nice, man. They send out reports monthly on what's out

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there. I was surprised what they

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26:38

that is they have a, there's,

26:40

they can be so much info out there.

26:42

They can be various things and you have

26:44

to like make them aware of it and

26:46

then they will make it go away. Right.

26:48

Like I was talking about using it, uh,

26:51

on, uh, the, we're having a

26:53

good time podcast and somebody messaged me and they said,

26:55

well, if you're using it, uh,

26:58

I just found this on you on

27:00

this. So I, I sent that to,

27:02

I have a guy that does this stuff for

27:04

me. And so I sent it to him

27:06

and he goes, Oh, I didn't even know that was a

27:08

thing. So he went, but once they found that out, then

27:11

I think they're able to make that go away. Yeah. It's

27:14

like they're really working there. I mean, because there's

27:16

so much out there with your address on it.

27:18

And it's like, you know, a lot of Nate

27:21

land fans are, uh, you know, uh, creeps,

27:23

part time creeps. And they're like, they're like,

27:25

Oh, found all your addresses. And it's like,

27:28

well, what are you, why are you doing

27:30

it though? They

27:34

all say, hey, I'm not trying to, but I just

27:36

want you to know, I usually found your address. Here

27:38

it is. I'm not trying to be a creep. I'm

27:42

just addicted to it. Yeah. I'm

27:44

not trying to be a creep, but here we

27:47

go. I didn't mean to stalk you, but I

27:49

just feel the urge. And I wanted to come

27:51

to your house and tell you about it. Yeah.

27:53

Let's, uh, who's regional? Well,

27:56

I think you should, right? Yeah. All

27:58

right. Well. I want to say I

28:00

think people are sick of my voice right now. I

28:03

agree. Um, This part's

28:05

very important comments come from twitter

28:07

instagram youtube apple podcast reviews and

28:09

nate land at nate bar gatsy.com

28:11

or at brian baits comic just

28:13

dm him. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

28:15

Can I start with one that

28:17

I saw today? Sure.

28:19

I mean if you want to just throw

28:21

the whole show to the wind sure. Yeah,

28:23

just do whatever you want I just want

28:25

to say I saw this one today in

28:28

the nate land facebook group from britney westner

28:30

hefner It says dusty is right about everything.

28:32

So thank you britney There's nothing more

28:34

to that was her comment and she added

28:36

some claps in there, but uh, Dusty

28:39

is right about everything Uh, you probably

28:41

should have saved that for a few comments

28:43

in when you get blasted and then you could have cracked

28:45

it with that But we'll just remember that. Oh, all right.

28:47

Well, can I read this guy's comment on that one? You

28:50

guys are like that. Yeah, go ahead. Is he in here?

28:52

Let me make sure he's not mentioned here Okay, he says

28:55

I used to enjoy the show a whole lot more

28:57

until Eeyore started interrupting every

28:59

conversation with doubts about everything who

29:01

you're I guess that's me Uh,

29:04

it was slightly amusing now. It's

29:06

just irritating and tired. Wow, and

29:08

I you know, i'm sorry dan

29:10

I'm sorry that's happening take it

29:12

but you gotta wake up and

29:14

realize that You

29:16

can't prove hurt. You can't believe everything out

29:18

about all rainbows and unicorns out here I

29:21

know you lived a lot of life before

29:23

the internet was around and it's like but

29:25

Now it's out there And so we are living

29:28

in the information age and you can find out

29:30

that not everybody's telling you the truth out here

29:32

Yeah with it. I don't shoot the messenger. Right?

29:34

Yeah, right. All right. Sorry. All right. That would

29:36

be a lot of fun That

29:39

was fun. Yeah I

29:41

am. Sorry though dan. No, i'm not I'm

29:45

not trying to be a downer dude, but I do

29:47

like trying to be eeyore. I do like eeyore though

29:50

He's a realistic guy Eeyore's

29:52

like squidward. I'm just trying to find an

29:54

analogy for my generation. Yeah, you ever

29:56

watch spongebob? Yeah Are You

29:58

familiar with Squidward? He's like. The the Debbie

30:00

Downer of the neighborhood? Yes and he grow

30:02

up and start to identify with him a

30:05

little more. Gradually on Eight may be shut

30:07

up in the middle the night. The.

30:09

Know the next door neighbors causing a ruckus. Zach:

30:11

are you know what I'm talking? I have no

30:13

idea. So in the Andy Griffith show was a

30:15

fine arrest. A

30:18

specific the for that before the

30:20

Barbary. That's right next. Ah grateful

30:22

Fifty Eight! Such an amazing, really

30:24

enjoyable show month! So many things

30:26

to comment on, I forget them

30:28

all. I should take notes but

30:30

the absolute stand out as Nate

30:32

asking why is it the food

30:34

pyramid bigger at the bottom and

30:36

are insane slowly and wisely because

30:38

it's a pyramid. And then Dusty

30:40

losing that. such great stuff for moment.

30:42

You know that was really fun. says

30:45

I'd also just had a sip of

30:47

water when you said that. run I

30:49

almost spit in a cell phone upon

30:51

a clip of that yeah and sought.

30:53

Yeah, I'm glad you did because people

30:56

love love that moment. Ah Nicholas Butcher

30:58

Nicole's Butcher. Yeah, back in the day

31:00

Dusty before your with as a small

31:02

the first inside jokes of the podcast

31:04

Nichols Butcher yeah Nate misread that Nicole's

31:06

book. How can I was like. I

31:10

didn't. just Nicole right in. There.

31:14

Is a good time. Sick was butcher.

31:16

Dusty was absolutely right. Prior to

31:18

Twenty Thirteen, Pizza Hut was the number

31:20

one buyer of kill in the United

31:22

States. The used to decorate their bus

31:24

a bar. In a note this a

31:26

good example. Like though. Is

31:28

that claim that you made you decide that

31:31

they were the number one? Well I didn't

31:33

say it specifically about Pizza Hut. I don't

31:35

think there are say used to put it

31:37

out vivid, lay it on the buffet and

31:39

and puts do we challenge you on then

31:42

I don't think so but I mean I

31:44

like my appreciate Nicholas come in and let

31:46

and let you guys Now says people don't

31:48

think that I know anything but then moving

31:50

on and found this look how much can

31:53

you on this boss and spread rates now.

31:55

I. Mean that's more than the food salon

31:58

us must. Now when I just. Faker

32:00

you. Make. Fake plants in

32:02

an apartment. In a

32:04

good question. I. Don't know. Ah

32:07

to Or Smith's. using. Dusty

32:10

as a medical expert is tough.

32:12

There we go. It's like some

32:14

fact mix with some decent least

32:16

science back to opinions mix with

32:18

completely erroneous statements. Now I would

32:20

agree that, well, Once. You try

32:23

to be more vague about Sienna

32:25

and ah, some facts and they

32:27

are some decently science backed opinions.

32:29

What's a science back Depends. I

32:31

mean, I do think. I

32:34

saw your beard wouldn't with

32:36

food first and you're much

32:39

more. An agreement then

32:41

say the moon or. Astronomy

32:44

I mean most site on most doctors have

32:46

the would agree with you water is the

32:48

way to go. You should drink more water

32:50

less soda. Be

32:53

McDonald's is poisonous and who's use and

32:55

me as a medical expert systems, I

32:57

guess the podcast, but I don't have

33:00

that, I mean? Been.

33:02

To the Doctor right? ah

33:04

about several things in the

33:06

doctor's always I. I

33:08

don't know. man a lake and run

33:11

a task. When I ruptured my appendix

33:13

I went to the doctor and I

33:15

talk to them about the pain that

33:17

was happens. They said we'll we'll run

33:19

some blood test and find out what's

33:21

going on. So I guess it all

33:23

gets And they ran the blood test.

33:26

I'm. In pain Now I have pain going

33:28

on and my body they have a wanted

33:31

to where are you at I don't know

33:33

depending on the day. ah you know some

33:35

days it wasn't really hurt at all. other

33:37

days of says seven eight yeah that the

33:40

day you came to see me at the

33:42

St Louis Funny bone you're not a good

33:44

she was not doing wire I went to

33:46

the doctor on that Monday they ran these

33:49

blood test they called me later they go.

33:51

Good news. Everything's fine and

33:53

okay. Well I'm in a

33:55

lot of pain Jess so

33:57

people medical expert at side.

34:00

Lesson. There are some very good

34:02

doctors out there, I'm sure. but

34:04

ah, so I'm told by fear

34:07

wrong about a lot of shudder

34:09

I heard. Know. I think

34:11

medical malpractice is the third leading

34:13

cause of death in this country.

34:15

I think. That

34:18

it's of number one. Like broken hearts.

34:20

Like how to tie for the same

34:22

as yours? Is it something like that?

34:24

And inside your because the body is

34:26

turkey. All these things are tricky. You

34:29

don't know what what's affecting what you

34:31

don't mean to psych. You.

34:33

Know I'm in the stomach isn't very

34:35

complicated things marine and were eaten a

34:37

lot of wasn't how to you sir

34:39

and it's I, it is Maecenas the

34:41

and on I'm in. I'm saying you

34:43

are more in line with them than

34:46

your with other onto sites. Yeah fast

34:48

foods bad for you. Yeah I think

34:50

they would agree that the you're probably

34:52

more pro meet maybe. Yeah

34:54

sort of or celibacy will meet. As good

34:57

as I mean by too much for yeah

34:59

too much red meat is not good for

35:01

you that's what they say but in i

35:03

would like vegetables would be higher I think

35:05

of that you with you're not supposed to

35:08

like that quantities that we either food as

35:10

back to at i think rent like a

35:12

small amount a red meat and eggs varied

35:14

and for you but I think we should

35:16

eat it every day. I

35:19

don't always do that but us in

35:21

our sights. You go get a hamburger

35:23

you like and then and then you

35:25

feel bad or whatever. he always blame

35:27

the meats and ride that a lot

35:29

of these hamburgers. it's it's bonds that's

35:31

made from some women the know, where

35:33

the flowers sums from some enriched ah,

35:35

wheat flour. and then it's I'd put

35:37

together with a bunch of sugar and

35:39

starches. Yeah, and then you got the

35:42

spin on it. He said yes and

35:44

then he got some cheese. and maybe

35:46

it's good, She's Maybe it's American cheese

35:48

as are practically. Class by your, leave it

35:50

out and and never monkeys you proceed to retirement

35:52

and then you eat that you got any, put

35:54

a lot of mayonnaise on and or wherever you

35:57

go up and gain and waits too much red

35:59

meat inside. Maybe saw that other

36:01

crap is he really is sixty

36:03

four He counts coke, you drink

36:05

with Zola? Yeah. And the fries?

36:08

yeah now. All done

36:10

this. It's also yeah, yeah. Yeah,

36:12

but I'm get autumn me to get

36:15

fired up. Am not even mad at

36:17

Taylor Smith, but his snot loved muscle

36:19

operating this sentence doesn't make a lot

36:21

to say it's You could tell he

36:23

put a real word salad together. Ah,

36:25

decently science backed opinions mix with completely

36:28

erroneous yeah here are some syntax and

36:30

grammatical errors in their tail and on

36:32

facts and then science back should be

36:34

hyphenated. Yeah, but in a similar another

36:36

shot they were Taylor Enjoy hearing themselves

36:39

to of Eden guarantee that we'll. We'll

36:42

if you set up without the

36:44

added to podcast. a risky understand

36:46

of down from our twenty five

36:48

hundred affect us and would say

36:50

we're over. Here are a Christopher

36:52

Sarhan our ski great name Soldier

36:54

Monsters Inc could be a bonehead

36:56

referring to me and thinking sixteen

36:58

ounces or is a gallon helps

37:00

me understand why he's worried all

37:02

the time. Why admit sixteen ounce

37:04

burger that was a gallon is

37:06

pretty dumb. I don't see understand

37:08

why that would help him or

37:10

said why I'm worried. All the time button.

37:13

Okay, Yeah, I mean, that's

37:15

what is assisting outside, so, like, a

37:17

pale have some oh regular a bottle

37:19

of regular bar was sixteen point nine.

37:23

I said it was a gallons but I

37:25

would like way when I was a kid

37:27

or that was a gallon. I said that

37:29

last week remember but you thought like around

37:31

an outer was a gallon. I just now

37:34

now now I know what a gallon bodies

37:36

be good to go. Go go to War

37:38

zone. A fairly effective fulfilling allows you to

37:40

he had slide you get it was a

37:42

sixteen ounce cove and started introducing the twenty

37:44

ounce and twenty ounce. like a big deal.

37:48

Big Toe and now twenty ounces.

37:50

The Stand as a small now.

37:54

Of, it's like modeling. When I I grew

37:56

up we used to eat Hardy's like every

37:58

day. I mean it was hard. On

38:00

the way home and we would he

38:02

Hardy's all the time and is a

38:04

prefect burger to oh yeah they are

38:06

oh original Hardy's me I would add

38:08

chicken on the menu and monster burger

38:10

now and the made one for me

38:12

but they they the small. Dot.

38:15

That they used to have now doesn't

38:17

really exist. The. Media The

38:19

old media miss the small beyond

38:22

largest, the medium and night. Same

38:24

with people you get hit by.

38:27

A heck of. A

38:29

I really really is your state is

38:32

true. I was woken at all wrestling

38:34

video and there's a wrestler named the

38:36

earthquake Area. That guy. I do. I've

38:38

never seen that guy's a kid think

38:40

species, that guy's big and then I'd

38:42

advise us off for people like that

38:44

at Walmart should die of me since

38:47

I'm a guy. He Iwamura my data

38:49

for a long way. Yeah, It's

38:52

like air enough. The last week as Ira

38:54

members yeah her I tried a bit about this

38:57

for a while but are watch the movie

38:59

heavy Weights. As an adult of like

39:01

his kids aren't there stress I could

39:03

have a good look. Pretty good as

39:05

well for my day refrigerator. prepare a

39:07

ride. Was like the biggest football player

39:09

to ever seen. He was three hundred

39:12

pounds and now he would be a.

39:14

Small. Office of Whites Korea

39:17

crazy. Or

39:19

it. ah nobody will click on many for

39:21

and to see. Some,

39:24

and as Noom Perry. Risk.

39:29

Assessments. To

39:32

lox. Africa, Ah,

39:40

where we will. Russell airing trying his

39:42

best not to completely lose it while

39:44

Dusty was reading The Butcher Box. sad

39:46

and Dusty watching returns Almost breakdown was

39:48

the best part of the podcast. Oh

39:50

Boy said made my day. Along with

39:52

this. Stomach. ache from laughing

39:54

so hard on it's very nice will

39:56

but i would say if you're pitching

39:58

the park as described don't

40:01

lead with the best part or the ad

40:03

reads. That's not a good sales

40:05

pitch for what we're doing here. Oh, man, you can

40:07

check this out. The ad reads are unreal. The best

40:09

part is talking about butcher bobs. You

40:12

would think, though, that maybe the ads, they

40:14

do like this because it's like, a lot of

40:16

times I'm listening to podcasts. They hit an

40:18

ad. I'm like, skip, skip. Skip, skip, skip.

40:20

Because you know they're like a minute. You hit

40:22

that on your iPhone, it's got the little 30

40:25

second go, boop, boop, and then you're done.

40:27

And... Boop, boop. You know,

40:29

if it's going to be, you're going to

40:31

get some laughs in there. You're listening and

40:33

you're listening for the laughs, but then you're

40:36

like... Not only laughs, but the biggest laughs

40:38

of the whole podcast, apparently. Yeah. Give you

40:40

a stomach ache. I don't want to

40:42

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42:15

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42:17

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42:20

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42:22

bosses leave it as member hostage

42:25

in Martha drive Professor bribes the

42:27

Hr department draft as think we

42:29

write. His sister at a specific some

42:32

no good times my boss or ah

42:34

it's it's a requirement to watch Nate

42:36

special said Iraq And it's right. a

42:38

young person entrance exam when people ask

42:41

can they do the podcast ah there

42:43

you we go. Well have you watched

42:45

all A special get back to us

42:47

When you can quote sum of Money

42:50

is watch it memorize it. You know

42:52

it. Yeah do the closing been on

42:54

the Tennessee Kid He has no. Yeah.

42:57

That's a good. Successes. Special

42:59

nights of. A

43:03

Lesters for Tennessee? Good? Yeah, Pretty quickly

43:05

it does, doesn't it? Yeah, I did

43:07

think that would be. Iced Coffee

43:09

Whipped Cream Ice Omega Animal.

43:12

After. Were area of a good as his call

43:14

back to the half hour. right? I

43:16

think so. Yeah, Derrick.

43:19

Well guess do that. Memorize them. At

43:22

that when I knew very well

43:24

because I was toward was more

43:26

time compared the summer suffer through

43:28

professor from Hr that are far

43:30

into it and ah Derek talker

43:32

it and. A

43:34

story my auctioneer grandpa told me. The.

43:37

Roots of Auctioneers goes back and. In

43:39

the Civil War, the Colonel would sell the

43:41

belongings of the dead soldiers to the

43:43

other soldiers. One. Time a Colonel

43:46

was selling any solid Native American champ

43:48

dancing and singing, he started saying the

43:50

numbers in that same rhythm and is

43:52

it has grown from there still to

43:54

this day. Auctioneers or car park or

43:56

called kernels. right? Well don't

43:59

know if true. But. Full Grandpa

44:01

said Hamas and other work and I'm

44:03

auctioneer in the Or. yeah, there's probably

44:05

a lot of completely erroneous. Really a

44:07

statement said. Mr. Sweaters Parker says vs

44:09

from science back stuff to this year

44:11

it will know I'm not ready The

44:13

display at the out of work and

44:15

I watched this guy. He said. He

44:18

gave these phrases to say. and as you

44:20

gradually get, I'm faster and faster. So you

44:23

do one one in the corridor, one and

44:25

a half. One seventy five to two and

44:27

a quarter to and have to seventy five

44:29

Three for unicorn? Agree maverick. Seventy Five or

44:31

Four Four Four four an order for an

44:33

Airforce every by bought it is. Do that,

44:35

Get a faster or new manager and when

44:37

that in the car this way to laugh

44:39

just looking like a crazy person at Cox

44:41

Five and Forty five an hour Five Seventy

44:43

five Seventy five by Sunday by six six

44:46

and a quarter in others drag one of

44:48

the eyes start to sound okay. I now

44:50

I just gotta be able to say something.

44:52

Delusions, throw some random thanks and was right

44:54

near. Don't mix it up. As

44:57

very downtown needed to and then once I

44:59

find a bit to do it in yeah

45:01

yeah ah just hit a swan song auctioned

45:04

off twice tire plant joke somebody yelled do

45:06

the pledge of this weekend and I did

45:08

it in the smog or yeah did not

45:10

They did not go well the build up

45:13

i guess is too much for two little

45:15

was a massive estimated the person that yell

45:17

at out enjoy. Did. They

45:19

come up to after the settings. Enjoyed the

45:22

moment they yelled sorry that was over

45:24

is that show was so hot I didn't

45:26

lose anybody all day was good. With

45:29

us. Ah Johnsen

45:31

L. read: Eldridge. The

45:36

dredge. Up

45:38

for hims. I worked at a auctioneering school.

45:40

When and how do people listening to spark

45:42

as or is it the same twelve been

45:44

a professor, professor and without your more a

45:46

like that we should disinvite these people who

45:48

does come hang out with this of the

45:50

simulation. Well people are integral Like you say

45:52

that because we have so maybe brought a

45:55

and they're gonna be. I Go Abroad has

45:57

his twelve favorites. I don't exist now. Is

45:59

there a program? Are you get a comment

46:01

read than now? You get bumped to the

46:03

top. Is this what it feels like? I'm

46:05

not questioning your process but I don't look

46:07

at the names, I just find the comments

46:10

that at that I think we're saying is

46:12

just get better at writing like these people

46:14

are good at writing. I guess A serves

46:16

latin roots luxury age. That

46:19

a separate. I

46:23

worked in auctioneering school when in high school and

46:25

is not nearly the tricky hope It is really

46:27

the only thing it is good for is driving

46:29

away women at a party. Sorry. Are.

46:32

also. I'm surprised to hear that Dusty

46:34

goes to options as much hat and

46:36

glasses touches. See does a figures he

46:38

might have been a little trouble after

46:40

he accidently one all the items ground.

46:42

That's really funny. that is funny. I

46:44

don't I don't really go now. I

46:46

did go as a kid with my

46:48

dad to the catalogues him and when

46:50

I go now and it's you have

46:52

the gums as them this wave and

46:54

I'm just you know by a guy

46:56

keeps looking at men ago and it's

46:58

mean a lot from one else. Ah

47:00

but I did. Work with an auctioneer Not

47:02

long ago. did a. Gag where I

47:04

was doing stand up and he was auction

47:07

and off items and he was great man

47:09

I wish and number is but he was

47:11

crushing I think I was there when you

47:13

started really doing the were having a good

47:15

time. Yeah because you had a moment on

47:17

stage and I've told the story the other

47:19

comics quite often. I don't

47:22

remember which show but it was not a hot

47:24

show. But. You're kind of

47:26

having fun with how bad it was, so you're

47:28

doing a ways to you. I like the wave

47:30

like this. You go

47:32

to high looks like you're asking a question.

47:34

Do it is. Keep it down here and

47:37

we gotta get this is it and it

47:39

caught Be caught A woman with your hair

47:41

did he go. Guess. Is. That.

47:46

Around die and out burgers are gonna

47:49

last one hundred fifty two sisters as

47:51

if the main hangar.you might have been,

47:53

I might have been after that. Make

47:57

us on. I got the guts.

48:01

Well we did some bad get. some

48:05

real by woods. Silberman.

48:09

As as as. Save

48:12

your pictures for shows to them of

48:14

the park after a meal. Courage. From

48:17

a bad gigs. Swing

48:20

and a baggage this weekend

48:23

who appear smil current. Connelly.

48:26

Writing then to share that it

48:28

was So Collins not Queen who

48:30

performed in London then took a

48:32

Conchords the U S Reformed in

48:34

Philadelphia season. He performed on To

48:36

Size the Atlantic on the same

48:38

day. Well that I wasn't. Too.

48:40

Confident that was Queen a new A

48:42

somebody at Live Aid so few people

48:44

let me knows, they're basically the same.

48:46

Did. Mark

48:49

Thank I have been real. If

48:52

it's somebody a huge feel Cel Collins

48:54

guy are less or I was just

48:56

side somebody was just tell me about

48:58

you know genesis they were like are

49:00

you eat yeah it's iraqi it's their

49:02

i won my favorite bands you gotta

49:04

get into since I went less and

49:06

I mean I'm like the this the

49:08

greatest hits are great like the ones

49:10

but I'm like i'm litter and to

49:12

just albums and I'm like I am

49:14

only like in it when i get

49:16

to like one of the greatest. Hits

49:18

one and on my oh yeah there's a

49:21

good way that the other staff on decide

49:23

it's okay to be it sounds the sound

49:25

so lame for someone to sound so dated.

49:28

Than. Eighty Sow Yeah the drum tracks

49:30

and I read my So com the

49:32

great drummer but the drum tracks out

49:34

so. And. i

49:37

mean i was in atlanta one time when

49:39

our i'd this one this weekend the suicide

49:41

when i was like eighteen or nineteen and

49:43

i'd never go to atlanta a main and

49:45

it was like it was like a big

49:47

deal mean that was i to the said

49:50

you know and we were at the hard

49:52

rock cafe in atlanta or some in the

49:54

air the night was by heart this is

49:56

this is the late nineties and early two

49:58

thousand when hard rock was like jamming. Everybody

50:00

had the hard rock shirts and the city

50:02

on it. And the air of the night

50:05

was playing. It was on all the TVs.

50:07

It was loud. And then they hit that

50:09

kind of like that last do do do

50:11

do and a guy in the kitchen bangs

50:13

on the on the metal like in rhythm

50:15

and I was like bang this amazing. You

50:17

know what I mean? Man, I loved it.

50:20

That that song is incredible. What's the name

50:22

of it? In the air tonight? In

50:25

the air tonight? Yeah, whatever it's

50:27

called. I can feel it coming

50:29

in the air tonight. Whatever night

50:31

it is. Oh no. Remember

50:35

that song by Phil Collins in the air with the

50:37

night where the guy could have saved that other guy

50:39

from drowning but didn't? Remember that? Yeah. How does a

50:41

band or

50:46

someone decide to go solo? Because Genesis and Phil Collins

50:48

sound the same to me. Oh

50:51

yeah. Whoa. Like some of Paul McCartney's stuff

50:53

sounds like the Beatles. I guess

50:56

I'm just curious how sometimes people decide I'm going

50:58

to be a band and sometimes even if they're

51:00

a solo artist, they still have a band behind

51:02

them. You think about starting your own podcast? I

51:04

just don't understand why I need you guys. I

51:07

think this is what happens. Like a lead singer

51:14

sometimes will be the writer of

51:16

all the stuff. Okay. And then

51:19

they're like I'm and I don't

51:21

not every time but I think a lot

51:23

of times they're like I'm writing everything. I'm

51:25

the recognizable one of this band. Right. Yet

51:27

I'm still splitting the money with this band.

51:29

Yeah. Why? I just go out on my

51:31

own but you know in the beginning you

51:34

know you have your band and but yeah

51:36

in the end you're like you know I'm

51:38

just gonna do this by myself. Sure. And

51:40

sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't. Yeah.

51:42

Where the band just breaks up. They're like

51:44

we all want to do our own stuff.

51:47

Some side projects. Well

51:49

like Bruce Springsteen. It's

51:51

Bruce Springsteen but the E Street band. E Street

51:53

band. Rest in peace

51:56

Clarence. He's played

51:58

Sex. Mark

52:03

Freak. I've. Been doing was

52:05

a phone that barely connects to chargers

52:07

for over a year while when barley

52:09

things that me was talking about his

52:12

phone charger conundrum. I just happened to

52:14

find a pin. Pin

52:16

small enough to clean my charging port

52:18

fouts while law. Phone. Chargers

52:20

are working again perfectly. Y'all at night

52:23

lane are making the world a better

52:25

place. Thanks buds about that as I

52:27

mark works in the government. How

52:30

would you pronounce V? oh I l a

52:32

s de la la la la you would

52:34

I get that? yeah they've won, may not

52:37

have gotten it. you probably right as much

52:39

emphasis dhabi I would have loved nature of

52:41

that works and Walla. Walla

52:44

Walla I said while off but

52:46

I think you're probably right. Probably

52:48

all right. I think you can.

52:51

I do both. but I've heard

52:53

law so long that without seeing

52:55

how it's spelled voy a distributor

52:57

specific be that's what made what

52:59

of see a former phone chargers.

53:02

Like a specific type of song track

53:05

your specs for his father's which are

53:07

Holywell phone chargers or worse of fit

53:09

this is not had. I had an

53:11

issue like that to for a long.

53:13

Time Out. A few people say the

53:16

reason that it happened there was because

53:18

you had those new pants that have

53:20

all the pocket lint and lose money

53:22

burgeoning. The gonna want to live in

53:24

the first bomb so Christie Johnson tells

53:26

me for from Adidas had more new

53:28

pants and along pounds six been a

53:30

while it had been a while. Ah

53:34

Spring Whitney. But

53:36

that in the spring and like spring

53:38

is the main spring with. Could.

53:41

Be the season could be the Verve.

53:44

To. Be could the greek could make

53:46

it was spring or I'm thinking

53:48

like a small spring. yeah wow

53:50

are now name miss. ah

53:53

the risk of coming off as too sensitive

53:56

is just kind of made my heart hurt

53:58

a little with the whole me making fun

54:00

of Dusty not being invited to the John Chris

54:02

party. I know

54:04

we're all adults here, but it

54:06

just brought back memories of childhood when you were

54:08

left out of things either on purpose because they

54:10

didn't like you, yes, or because they

54:13

just didn't think about you. Also, yes. Not

54:15

sure which one is more worse. Which

54:17

one is worse, actually? Well, I agree. I

54:20

agree. I'm sorry, Dusty. I

54:22

apologize for us making fun of you. I'm

54:26

usually the one that gets picked up. I was going to say,

54:28

how different would this be if it was Brian that wasn't invited?

54:32

Would you think you'd put that comment

54:34

in for the episode? Spring Whitney, I

54:36

understand where John Chris was coming from.

54:39

Thank you, John. I'll say this

54:41

about it, though. I'm gone a

54:44

lot, and that particular time was

54:46

like I didn't have

54:48

very many days at home. Had

54:50

I been invited, I would have

54:53

gone, but it was nice

54:55

to go home. I think I

54:57

knew that, so therefore I feel like I was comfortable

54:59

with us teasing you because I knew you didn't really

55:01

care. There were also a bunch of people there that

55:03

weren't invited. Everyone

55:06

would have been very excited if you showed up. I

55:09

don't like to crash. Just so you were missed. There

55:11

was no crashing. There was no crashing. Plus, roasting is

55:13

just not even your thing. I

55:17

don't like roast battle, but

55:19

a friendly roast was fun. I

55:24

did invite him to my party to

55:26

roast me, and he came. I'm

55:29

sorry, it took Spring to bring it to... It was

55:31

a surprise for him. He

55:33

didn't not invite you. Just

55:36

everyone else didn't. But

55:38

Spring, I appreciate you. Maybe

55:41

Spring's not her first name, though. Maybe this

55:44

is... She has different... Maybe

55:47

it's really dusty. Maybe

55:49

her name's Whitney, but we're in Spring, so she's

55:51

like, this is Spring Whitney. And Fall

55:53

Whitney writes in and says, I'm glad y'all didn't

55:56

invite them to the party. Yeah, exactly. Uh,

56:01

Allison Hensley, Dusty mentioned the

56:03

amount of sodas he would drink when he was

56:05

younger. When he referenced Coke,

56:07

was he saying he drank Coke specifically or is

56:10

that just his word for any soda? Definitely just

56:12

my word for any soda. Right. Right.

56:15

But you know, we, cause we would have like a

56:17

grape soda, orange drink, um, um,

56:20

Dr. Thunder, Dr. Thunder, all the, whatever

56:22

Walmart had at the time, it was

56:24

a Sam's choice. That's what we had

56:26

a lot of. And then my dad

56:28

had like, uh, like I don't remember

56:30

what grocery store they had, uh, maybe

56:33

pigly wiggly. Uh, uh, and they

56:35

had, um, check

56:37

Cola check. Oh

56:40

yeah. So you had like, um, I think

56:43

it was even Dr. Lightning or something

56:45

like that. Dr. Lightning. And

56:47

they would have a lot of different drinks like

56:49

that. Check Cola and red

56:51

rock was also another fact check.

56:53

Coca-Cola does not cause a positive

56:55

COVID-19 test. Okay. He

56:59

doesn't believe that. Red rock was another

57:01

one. Red rock soda. Yeah.

57:04

Look that up. Oh man. The Satan looked like that.

57:06

We were drinking them in a can. There's a can

57:08

right there. Yeah. How about that?

57:10

I've never heard of that. Right. But

57:13

the Coke is the all encompassing term. Your friend comes over,

57:15

you want to Coke or something? Yeah. And

57:18

then they, all right. What do you got? Sprite.

57:21

Yeah. All dress pants to

57:23

me at the time. And people that make fun

57:25

of this, you wouldn't go to a restaurant and

57:27

go, when you

57:30

order something you're specific about

57:32

it. Right. You never go,

57:34

yeah. Can I get a soda? Yeah. Right.

57:38

You say specifically what you want. Right. And if

57:40

it wasn't Coke, which we would do that as

57:42

well, I would say soft drink before I say

57:44

soda. Interesting. I

57:46

would, we would, I think we are a little more

57:49

redneck and we would say like drank. Yeah.

57:52

Yeah. Maybe that. Yeah. I

57:55

would never say soda. I say sarsaparilla. That's

57:57

right. That's right. That's right.

58:04

Jasmine. Was on a great

58:06

name lock down on their wallets

58:08

as as while a flare lot

58:11

of fun. Dusty your

58:13

friend Marshals alias was Mitch. he told

58:15

this in another podcast When Air and

58:17

Mission He uses the named Doug at

58:19

restaurants. I'm shocked Bride didn't test this

58:21

retelling. I caught it. I just have

58:23

to pick my battles. Well Thanks Jasmine,

58:25

Sarah Bring other. Editors

58:29

at the Ss and is sent to jail

58:31

for really on the when I brought it

58:33

up by put jasmine com it in there

58:35

that since he was on it now yes

58:37

well I didn't remember and I didn't. You

58:39

know I knew I'd told the story but

58:41

let's be honest. Everything is told multiple

58:43

times. I've told that story on here.

58:45

I've told it on my own podcast,

58:47

are told it to other people, have

58:50

told it to you know, friend groups

58:52

that used to be friends with me

58:54

and Marshall moved in. It's a good

58:56

story. I was thing him because his

58:58

weekend was the second time I've done

59:00

that club in Las Vegas. I was

59:02

able to pull up my set list

59:05

from the last time I was there.

59:07

And I go all do all new stuff the

59:09

sun how nice would be to have that. With

59:12

people. Yeah you go to lunch

59:14

with somebody you pull apart. Here's what

59:16

I talked about. Ah yes. mega put

59:18

together set list for the conversation that

59:21

we the future of google. Glass.

59:23

As home with me it's like term A and

59:25

are you meet a minute challenges that Africa Harlem

59:27

and you're like I'd be told him this story

59:30

last time right and then eat. You know you

59:32

could use that even in a different way just

59:34

to be fun like are these are the stories

59:36

are told him last time I'm gonna tell all

59:38

the same source who. Just. Ahead

59:41

I'm. Just. A. If

59:43

somebody starts telling your story that they've already

59:45

told you, do you stop? Ah merde let

59:47

him tell us. So it depends. Is the

59:49

story good? Because I have told people recently

59:51

a couple of times I go. you told

59:53

me the store before but I will hear

59:55

it again or that's nice to hear. Yeah

59:57

pretty ever Go I'm a cut you off

59:59

their. You've already tried the saw me

1:00:01

now would do that to hear every by who

1:00:03

starts on your story and you say oh yeah

1:00:05

yeah you told me this in the they keep

1:00:08

going says he doesn't even phase on bring until

1:00:10

it again or the like tony about a movie

1:00:12

nearly yeah I've seen it. And as

1:00:14

I describe in the plot to yeah yeah

1:00:16

they're like the well listen the some stores

1:00:18

again this i do this at all the

1:00:21

parties is all I got the heat death

1:00:23

So let me get through this. Yeah I

1:00:25

have a neighbor added Nick Men She's told

1:00:27

me a story about her grandson several times,

1:00:29

nanda about the Amish and I just think

1:00:32

that I don't know if you remember sell

1:00:34

on it or if it's just she's I

1:00:36

the zoc Fun story to tell under. So

1:00:38

she's like. On will keep Doin

1:00:40

and whether you're laugh is real or fake,

1:00:43

you laugh everytime. It certainly. Does

1:00:46

like ideas from Zero as an hour

1:00:48

ago you didn't have that. Wise guys.

1:00:51

Before October, Twenty twenty two was less

1:00:53

than most there for. A year

1:00:55

and a half at a year and that's impressive. He did

1:00:57

a whole lives that much as thanks the. Now

1:01:00

of our to do my best set. Food

1:01:02

probably be some stuff and a year and a

1:01:05

half ago with the Balance act as of them

1:01:07

year says yes tough. You should do all of

1:01:09

your stuff that you did from that album one

1:01:11

time before on video on shopify nazi Have thought

1:01:14

about Amazon seventy pounds lighter than I was in

1:01:16

a reporter for. yeah I'm so look a little

1:01:18

better. but yeah, do that whole thing just for

1:01:20

fun. Thought about it. but do you think it

1:01:22

was a lot of the same people? It

1:01:25

was some of the st Pete will be

1:01:28

by my shirt like Alamos they're so some

1:01:30

but I still like to just to challenge

1:01:32

myself to them newer stuff. This is what

1:01:34

I've stopped. I thought that I would just

1:01:37

keep doin the set up for my wave

1:01:39

joke and for the were having a good

1:01:41

time jail because I like do and that.

1:01:44

That the last. Few. Weekends

1:01:46

off stop doing. It. While and

1:01:48

Eddie's I still say we're having a

1:01:51

good time I still way but I've

1:01:53

not been doing the said you don't

1:01:55

need to describe and anymore they know

1:01:57

if feels. pretty free i've been

1:01:59

doing it for a long time, it

1:02:01

feels pretty freeing. Yeah, you finally took

1:02:04

one hand behind your back and now

1:02:06

you're, yeah, I love it. Because

1:02:08

I'm like, I like doing it because when

1:02:11

I do it, it does give those things

1:02:13

more impact. And I'm not saying I won't

1:02:15

ever do it again. If I'm bombing somewhere,

1:02:17

I'm gonna do the way we go. Or

1:02:20

a corporate, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, it

1:02:22

feels freeing. I mean, so I'm doing an

1:02:25

hour 25 out here, not

1:02:27

stuff on the special. That's

1:02:29

crazy. That's great. Yeah. A lot

1:02:31

of stuff from the special before that. But

1:02:34

nothing. No, no. Okay.

1:02:37

It's all fresh. That's great. Well,

1:02:39

the eclipse is next week. How about it?

1:02:42

I read a prophecy that

1:02:45

not only that it may

1:02:48

hit the Parthenon, it

1:02:50

may hit anyone who even visited the

1:02:52

Parthenon. So

1:02:55

I'm so glad that I did not visit

1:02:57

the Parthenon. Well, you know, my

1:02:59

dad was here last week and my stepmom. I

1:03:01

didn't know this. And

1:03:04

me and Hannah, we watched that prophecy

1:03:07

about it. And we go,

1:03:10

we didn't know where to take my dad. We were like, you

1:03:12

know what? Let's go to the Parthenon. Let's go. Like

1:03:14

the Parthenon creeps me out. But

1:03:17

I've been there so many times. Yeah.

1:03:19

I saw Hannah post a video of you at that

1:03:22

big statue of a scene. I'm like, what in the

1:03:24

world is going on here? We lost Dusty. Yeah, we

1:03:26

lost Dusty. He brought his kids there. It's so creepy

1:03:28

to me, but I love to go there. They did.

1:03:30

Don't tell comedy did a show there. Oh,

1:03:33

yeah. They did a show right in front

1:03:35

of that statue. Oh, wow. Very

1:03:37

well attended. I mean, it's a very cool

1:03:40

setting for a show. Yeah. I

1:03:42

bet the acoustics are good for that. It's creepy in there. Yeah, it's

1:03:44

so creepy in there. I saw where... I

1:03:46

wouldn't want to be in there at night. Sorry. No,

1:03:49

that's okay. I can't believe you

1:03:51

were in there during the daytime, but... I can't believe

1:03:53

I go either. Yeah. I'm

1:03:56

disappointing myself. Yeah.

1:03:58

I saw where... Run to... County schools

1:04:00

here into the sea. Which

1:04:03

is Murphy's Brooklinen. Ask for their. Their. Counseling

1:04:05

School that day. Next. Monday but

1:04:07

says that they can't control

1:04:09

kids staring at the side.

1:04:13

Since. Now people's and roasting

1:04:16

of them for this is I

1:04:18

read the article. But. It

1:04:20

seems kind of to make says apparently that's

1:04:22

right when schools letting now which the seems

1:04:24

very early As out of an abundance of

1:04:27

caution Rutherford County Schools because neighborhood because of

1:04:29

the timing of the eclipse occurs when many

1:04:31

students will be on buses and can't be

1:04:33

supervised from looking at the eclipse. I

1:04:36

mean to say you want to get the

1:04:39

day off to look at the eclipse? Yeah,

1:04:42

Special. Day gonna take the day homage

1:04:44

to do a half day as the as like

1:04:46

a fun compromise. Xena let him out at noon

1:04:48

gives them a couple hours. the go are they

1:04:50

want to go. Yeah. They could stare

1:04:52

at the sun and how to putting. It's like

1:04:55

two o'clock central. Been missing early to be kids

1:04:57

on buses. Let him out

1:04:59

early them. But as a matter of these

1:05:01

are the schools are wrong. Parts of Asus

1:05:04

will send them home, not hurt their fire.

1:05:06

an upsurge for it is now Yes, get

1:05:08

in and the high collider sounds Read their

1:05:10

fire and that bad boy. I read that

1:05:12

to try to find some dark matter Rtr

1:05:15

they really care what during the eclipse? yeah

1:05:17

is it going through Sweden and will be

1:05:19

a glass? Other guests at Auschwitz dental that

1:05:21

it's happening the same time Nine the someone

1:05:24

some dame out to be a. Repeat

1:05:28

of Mississippi. Know some people say what

1:05:30

part of last time as the world ended

1:05:32

which is that know it's yeah yeah not

1:05:34

have some person was a secret service as

1:05:36

a deficit. yeah I've got Savard semi that.

1:05:42

I don't know. Response Bladder: I had

1:05:44

a conspiracy theory Much he wrote was

1:05:46

no other bit. Dusty would be on

1:05:48

board with this, but now I can't.

1:05:51

Remember. what it was there tell me las

1:05:53

vegas but the tunnel people with the have out

1:05:55

there is you know about the yeah i've seen

1:05:57

since down here pretty crazy think bar stool sports

1:05:59

deadline like a thing on it. I

1:06:02

think it was something where it was odd where I

1:06:04

was like, why are they doing this? But

1:06:06

yeah, the guy went down and was interviewing

1:06:08

people and it's like you couldn't go too

1:06:10

deep. They say get they were like, it gets

1:06:12

shadier the deeper you get but because

1:06:15

like I think they flood the tunnels once in

1:06:17

a while just to die all the time

1:06:19

down there. Anytime it rains people, people

1:06:21

died on there. Like the sewers? Yeah,

1:06:24

there's just a huge population. There's like a

1:06:26

second city underneath the city. Yeah, tunnel people

1:06:28

they're called. Because I think we talked about

1:06:30

that for the New York as well. A lot of

1:06:33

people live down in the subway. I think Oregon

1:06:35

has something like that too. They have

1:06:38

some underground tunnels. I

1:06:40

was walking to the gas station in Las Vegas

1:06:42

and this dude comes up and

1:06:44

they will approach you in Las

1:06:46

Vegas. I'll say that. This dude comes

1:06:48

up. He's fully tatted and

1:06:51

he walks up to me and he gets me cash and

1:06:53

I give him like two bucks and he goes, man, I'm

1:06:56

in a world that's not my own. And

1:07:00

I go, Amen, brother. Look

1:07:03

how dusty space he's like. I'm with you.

1:07:06

Yeah, you're not. But I go, what

1:07:09

does that mean? He goes, man, I came out

1:07:11

here from Idaho. I'm the only

1:07:13

real punk rocker in this city. And

1:07:16

then I watched him walk away for a while. And

1:07:18

he just walked out into the horizon.

1:07:21

Yeah. I

1:07:23

think punk rock rock is dead. So

1:07:25

I agree with that. I

1:07:27

should have been like, yeah, you

1:07:30

are. Yeah. Go back to Idaho, brother. You

1:07:32

should have given him dusty's dates and say,

1:07:34

go talk to him. Yeah. You don't have

1:07:36

a lot in common. I'm in a world that's

1:07:38

not my own. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that is a

1:07:40

good time to talk

1:07:43

to that guy about some stuff. But it's hard.

1:07:45

It's hard out there. He didn't want to talk

1:07:47

to him. You were like, well, I

1:07:50

actually am surprised that you said what does

1:07:52

that mean? It Was such a funny,

1:07:54

crazy thing to say that it didn't even follow

1:07:56

what had just happened. You're like, well, I hope

1:07:58

that two bucks helps you. It didn't even

1:08:00

ask him how he was doing. He just told me

1:08:02

I'm in a world is not my own. Say.

1:08:05

With. Her. Okay or

1:08:07

ass out nice. Not here is be

1:08:09

a good time. Talk about poetry. Says

1:08:14

you get into what we wanna

1:08:16

talk Last Riot Poetry. Through.

1:08:19

Our this podcast Now we should address this

1:08:21

up top. you say the word a little

1:08:23

funny. How. I did. We're. Where

1:08:25

do you call the so a poet

1:08:28

would write a poem? I

1:08:31

don't know how I said before you

1:08:33

dismiss this crazy said no say with

1:08:36

one syllable is to now he's a

1:08:38

boy you assess added know what I'd

1:08:40

say it is a poem power yet

1:08:42

if this. Country

1:08:45

coming out with onto so far as

1:08:47

bad for your voice is like two

1:08:49

syllables. Write a poem yeah and I

1:08:51

say with once appointments some other half

1:08:53

yeah yeah your phone was of their

1:08:56

five years later easy do a poem.

1:09:00

You harder once you call Allies and he oversaw.

1:09:02

I don't think I would have been calling it

1:09:04

a mint up In and a poetry for a

1:09:06

bit and then I don't know a lot about

1:09:08

it, but I'm I'm in heels of the idea.

1:09:11

Yeah yeah. ever written any posts from Yeah Little

1:09:13

Bit. Wow. The Bring It

1:09:15

I didn't bring and Ike I wouldn't. Want

1:09:18

to be shared? okay almost like private

1:09:20

stuff to Yemen are not published in

1:09:22

a Poet or but I just and

1:09:24

I really got into a be crazy

1:09:26

with if you had we didn't exactly

1:09:28

get a book. you know the internet

1:09:31

ruined a lot of stuff for Made

1:09:33

Buster because you know back in the

1:09:35

time when you could just be boards.

1:09:37

I got very creative with staff are

1:09:39

I was living on the beach ah

1:09:41

in the two thousand and three or

1:09:43

four around that time drink in. A

1:09:45

good bet are going to the beach.

1:09:47

A Law as writing poetry. Get

1:09:49

into at at reading the Charles

1:09:52

Bukowski staff and listen to a

1:09:54

lot of Bob Dylan potter early

1:09:56

Bob Dylan which is very poetry

1:09:58

maxed out. Dot Com. Yeah

1:10:01

meme is we have a Nobel prize

1:10:03

for both. Very. Ah,

1:10:05

that sounds right. I don't know, but dear

1:10:08

Bob Dylan does. I mean,

1:10:10

the are you writing poems to people

1:10:12

like a love poem Now Just like

1:10:14

almost just to unload your own thoughts

1:10:17

on? yeah, just unload my own thoughts.

1:10:20

Me and I was getting into what I mean. I love

1:10:22

the rhyme. I write a little bit now. I wrote i

1:10:24

read a country on the other day that I really like

1:10:27

literature a year that was some people and nobody liked him.

1:10:29

Butter. Should you share it

1:10:31

with a couple country singers? and I know. It's

1:10:34

like them sir jokes the if they said yeah

1:10:36

it's a well I prefaced it like that I

1:10:38

go less and people here Joseph mail daughter's gonna

1:10:40

send this to you. And. They weren't

1:10:43

like i don't like this but you

1:10:45

know it's they didn't send back a

1:10:47

demo or anything season, ya know? Ben

1:10:49

Rector the musician. Yeah, I'm a huge

1:10:51

fan of his. And. I

1:10:54

saw them randomly on the street in

1:10:56

Raleigh, North Carolina, And. Then

1:10:58

I saw him at the airport. So.

1:11:00

We followed each other on instagram that he liked

1:11:02

how you went up to him he I went

1:11:04

up to him but he is familiar name is

1:11:06

familiar with the park gas and he's very nice

1:11:09

so he probably. Was. Less familiar

1:11:11

with need any lead on disease in my skirt?

1:11:13

Yeah. But I posted

1:11:15

it and instagram story. With.

1:11:17

A song and he responded and

1:11:19

said this a great song says

1:11:22

like our i got like smokes

1:11:24

is so I go. Hey.

1:11:27

Have you ever check this guy out? At

1:11:29

a said it was just like what

1:11:31

am I doing it I'm recommending music

1:11:34

right? Like a bonding while ago were

1:11:36

just didn't haven't heard back yet. Set

1:11:38

against such a jar traffic, a friendship

1:11:40

added pretty quick. You. Know me is

1:11:43

like a good grief. It was also

1:11:45

like it was a reach. A vote

1:11:47

suggests it was like it was a

1:11:49

gamble because he could check it out.

1:11:51

Be like you went for discuss the

1:11:53

x is anyone Yeah, you're probably blow

1:11:55

half and. was

1:11:59

hidden That's just going through. Well,

1:12:01

this is going to be a long episode for me since

1:12:03

I say it incorrectly because I got a lot here. I'm

1:12:06

sorry. And I just feel like we needed to call it

1:12:08

out. Okay. So I say poetry. I'm

1:12:10

good. Why

1:12:31

are you hitting it so hard? I'll

1:12:35

say it. Okay. Okay. Tell me how to say

1:12:37

that. Keep going. Just try it again. I'll just

1:12:39

do it my way. Okay. Try

1:12:41

it again. I'm going to say it the same way. Poetry.

1:12:50

What's going on? We

1:12:53

shocked about it for so long. It's

1:13:00

so hard. That's

1:13:08

crazy. All right. Sorry, Brian. It's all right, dude.

1:13:10

I got it. I'll get it together. Just

1:13:12

avoid saying it however you can. It's going to be tough

1:13:14

because I know it's the topic, but just

1:13:17

try to avoid it. Um,

1:13:21

boy. Yeah, there's that word's in here a lot

1:13:23

coming up a lot. All right. Let

1:13:28

me just give dusty a second. No, I'm good. No, no,

1:13:31

no, we're good. We're back. We're back. We're back. My stomach

1:13:33

hurts though. A

1:13:35

poem. It's a

1:13:38

better poem poem poem.

1:13:42

I like poem. It

1:13:47

really separates the syllables like that

1:13:50

to poem poem. Yeah. Point.

1:13:52

Yeah, you're great. You're great. I'm used to it now.

1:13:56

A poem. At.

1:14:05

A point. Is

1:14:07

is worth it Said School Okay

1:14:10

Odyssey. Oh sorry if it's a

1:14:12

piece of ridings. That's.

1:14:16

In contrast to prose,

1:14:19

Primarily aims to evoke emotion in

1:14:21

readers and listeners. Poems.

1:14:30

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1:14:32

teams with makes structures and figurative

1:14:34

language. Of

1:14:37

Poetry. Power

1:14:40

ties his emotional impact. For

1:14:45

hims to make this in fact

1:14:47

that works was rhythm prospective use

1:14:49

literary devices or combination of these.

1:14:52

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1:14:55

the guinea that. Half

1:14:57

ago. Other thing, a

1:14:59

new in a poem was six. Fifty

1:15:02

fifty people are we gonna do?

1:15:05

It's well written bowser or has

1:15:07

really have actual anything you like

1:15:09

to share. I would actually family.

1:15:11

There's a i'll share but one

1:15:14

hundred assange. same note. Of point.

1:15:16

And I was just getting a as

1:15:19

a diverse when lyrics a song totally

1:15:21

rap. To be different things

1:15:23

and pro is written wraps. Have.

1:15:25

Written on everything. When

1:15:27

I was in fifth grade, I wrote

1:15:30

a poem for my school newspaper about

1:15:32

the basketball game that we had him

1:15:34

from school. He did journalistic

1:15:36

poachers per day as if it's and that

1:15:39

as a suggestion box and no one had

1:15:41

ever used entire time as been there here.

1:15:44

And this was Junior High, you spare

1:15:46

pissing match how bad it as so I

1:15:48

wrote in fifth grade, the sport point, and

1:15:51

I put it in a box. Would

1:15:53

does his eyes get big I say is try

1:15:56

to hold it together to cigarettes and a zone

1:15:58

doubt they posted on the front. A

1:16:01

debate How nice at all

1:16:03

out so Europe published poet

1:16:05

yeah. I. Am from my from my

1:16:07

school is how it didn't matter where it was

1:16:09

publish it was on paper absolutely come back and

1:16:11

they had the i mean they had a pro

1:16:14

those letters and in the thing and then it

1:16:16

was a year it was to it was typing

1:16:18

air I wrote a poem for my high school

1:16:20

graduation. They. Did not use it

1:16:23

but I did right Washington and I think

1:16:25

it was in contention to to be one

1:16:27

of the ones. but he did not get

1:16:29

back. What? What? Are we talking was

1:16:31

this the like to play amateur was is

1:16:33

just you know I don't know about it

1:16:36

would you have a meter we were our

1:16:38

be like I'd be like one line and

1:16:40

then the next line. And. Then one

1:16:42

law and then line for runs with

1:16:44

line to send a limerick maybe are

1:16:46

like at once was a man from

1:16:48

Peru who dreamt too busy eating issue

1:16:50

he woke with the frighten the middle

1:16:53

of the night to found that his

1:16:55

dreams come true for most awesome wimmer

1:16:57

yeah I I would say it would

1:16:59

be more like. There.

1:17:02

Was what. Are

1:17:04

the meetings a different types?

1:17:06

Maybe we'll figure it out. Okay,

1:17:09

it's Arthur's first three main

1:17:11

jogger as. Narrative.

1:17:14

Poetry. see a dramatic. Or

1:17:16

The Songs in Atlanta where narrative, dramatic and

1:17:19

lyric. Narrative is tells

1:17:21

a story. Dramatic is used

1:17:23

in place or dramatic action in lyrics

1:17:25

expresses a person state of mind attitude.

1:17:27

Bow cat doesn't have three main groups

1:17:29

and then there's a lot of sub

1:17:32

groups like are too. High

1:17:35

to. High to.

1:17:38

O. L

1:17:40

a Z in Limerick. six

1:17:46

is a tough for me is not a word

1:17:48

well i don't know any of these wars i

1:17:50

choose to wow i know what a haiku

1:17:52

as bad as i would i do in the

1:17:55

car later israeli air force of me tell you

1:17:57

what a haiku his rights ah it's a Ancient

1:18:00

form of Japanese poetry. It's

1:18:06

small size. It's consists of just three

1:18:08

lines. The first and third

1:18:11

lines have five syllables, whereas the

1:18:13

second has seven. So you knew that.

1:18:15

Yeah. Five, seven, five. Okay.

1:18:17

You know more about poetry than

1:18:20

I do. You

1:18:22

hadn't heard of a haiku. I had, but I could have told

1:18:24

you the five. Okay. I just knew it

1:18:26

was a short. Yeah. So

1:18:28

you wrote a haiku. I wrote it in the car here. Um,

1:18:33

Nate is a comic. He

1:18:37

is doing like, he

1:18:40

is doing better than me. Wait,

1:18:43

is that. Yeah.

1:18:45

That's eight. Oh, wait, I had it. Yeah.

1:18:47

Well, the way you say it, it's like

1:18:49

six. Maybe he's doing better than me. There

1:18:52

you go. He's, he's, he's done better than

1:18:54

me. He's done better than me. He's doing

1:18:56

better than me. Seven. Yeah. All right. So

1:18:58

we'll do that. Yeah. Unbelievable.

1:19:04

That's perfect. Yeah.

1:19:07

How about that? I do. Unbelievable.

1:19:11

Write your own hukus and put those in the

1:19:14

comments. We'll read all your hukus. I was going

1:19:16

to do me, but we couldn't determine if my

1:19:18

name was one syllable or two. So that's right.

1:19:20

Brian. Yeah. Brian. Brian.

1:19:22

I figured out, you know, there was a wrestler

1:19:25

named flying Brian Pillman, but we always thought it.

1:19:27

You told this story. Did I? So

1:19:31

go ahead and tell it again. Nothing new.

1:19:33

Okay. That's the Wells dry for all of

1:19:35

the line. Brian. There's, there's

1:19:37

free verse. That might've been what you

1:19:39

were doing. Free verse dusty. There's a

1:19:41

sonnet free verse, meaning that

1:19:44

like, like I would go, uh, like, uh, I wrote,

1:19:47

um, uh, well,

1:19:50

I feel like all mine have some kind of Reference

1:19:53

that, you know, you know, I was, you know,

1:19:55

I was doing a lot of stuff. Yeah. You're

1:19:57

living a different life. Whatever You get that totally..

1:20:00

But we don't. But a broom stick in your eyes of

1:20:02

there. Were no I just

1:20:04

mean like you know this is like I

1:20:06

wrote a poem or time it was I

1:20:08

was there once was a man who lives

1:20:10

in the woods. Every one came to him

1:20:13

cause he had the goods like much great

1:20:15

kind of power as oh sure how that

1:20:17

works So that line and and exon and

1:20:19

then I nine than another nice I like.

1:20:22

Ah, other Hausa called the Woodsman

1:20:25

any longer Cohen, but that's the

1:20:27

only ones I remember. That

1:20:30

he, though, Walking

1:20:33

through the woods or so it's no evening

1:20:35

be know that some. The. Robert

1:20:37

Frost near the says this is a

1:20:39

very famous poem. two paths diverged and

1:20:41

know in the woods. I know that

1:20:43

right? This the same watches the first

1:20:45

line of it out there to differ

1:20:47

points. Whoa yeah when I got me

1:20:49

this is your point of a map

1:20:51

was at a trap. now you're just

1:20:54

dumber know thoughts. As

1:20:56

easy sorts and eat it took the

1:20:58

bass ah lot sir Alan tall and

1:21:00

it's made all the difference to road,

1:21:03

suburbs and woods. Ah woods. I'll

1:21:05

now I'm a I know most people would say

1:21:07

the road less traveled. Yeah. I

1:21:10

thought this was your know. say know what's the

1:21:12

actual poem for? It's called that one's called the

1:21:14

road not taken, The road not taken and most

1:21:16

people's what is it. Most people think it's about.

1:21:20

It's about ah, I think it's widely

1:21:22

misinterpreted. Well, aren't you do more? No

1:21:24

more than as I think everyone quotes

1:21:26

that poem as like were you should

1:21:28

just do what everybody else is not.

1:21:30

The one that's where the real value

1:21:32

is isn't taking the road. Love your

1:21:34

that, right? Yeah, take your own pass.

1:21:36

I think the actual home is about

1:21:38

a guy. Reflecting.

1:21:40

On his past and convincing himself that he

1:21:42

made he said he took the right path

1:21:44

even though he knows the bounty probably didn't.

1:21:48

that's closer okay he actually wrote it for

1:21:50

a friend of his he could not make

1:21:52

a decision and was kind of making fun

1:21:54

of him like you can't decide which road

1:21:56

to go down and now you're just think

1:21:59

about the road didn't take. Most people

1:22:01

take it as a positive, it was actually

1:22:03

a negative about focusing on the road you

1:22:05

didn't take. Wow. But it's

1:22:07

quoted all the time. That's probably like the

1:22:10

one poem most people can name this kind of

1:22:12

poem. But I'd like to think of it just

1:22:15

in my own way. You take

1:22:17

the road less traveled, that's made all

1:22:19

the difference because you get new and

1:22:21

different experiences that the majority of people

1:22:24

don't get because they're taking the one

1:22:26

that everybody's taken. So they're all having

1:22:28

the same experiences, but if you take

1:22:30

the one less traveled, then you gain

1:22:33

more experience. This is so

1:22:35

interesting. There's such a philosophical difference between

1:22:37

the two. Honestly, this is like, this

1:22:39

goes back to like, our biblical

1:22:41

interpretation. Yeah. I'm reading

1:22:44

exegetically and you're reading isegetically.

1:22:46

Whoa. I wish Nate was here for this. What

1:22:49

does that mean? Just you're talking

1:22:51

about you get your own, you don't care about the poet's

1:22:54

intent at all. I

1:22:56

do care, but I'm like, with

1:22:58

art, it's like they write it

1:23:00

and put it out. There was

1:23:02

a time where you wouldn't have

1:23:04

really got what they

1:23:06

intended for you to get. You would

1:23:09

just read it and interpret it how

1:23:11

you interpret it. And

1:23:13

now we're able to find commentaries and

1:23:15

maybe it existed, but it wasn't a

1:23:17

quick Google search. You know,

1:23:19

sure. I agree. So you would just see the

1:23:21

poem and read the poem and then be like,

1:23:23

this is what it means to me. And the

1:23:26

same way looking at a painting is

1:23:28

like, this means this to me, but maybe

1:23:30

the artist meant it to mean something else.

1:23:33

Interesting. Yeah. I think that's a good way

1:23:35

to look at it. And I think they would probably, as long

1:23:37

as you enjoy it, I think they'd say, make it what you

1:23:39

want it to be. But to be

1:23:41

fair, I've not spent a

1:23:43

lot of time reading that poem. Yeah. Yeah.

1:23:46

No, neither have I. I mean, his friend

1:23:48

didn't get it and they would write letters

1:23:50

back and forth and he

1:23:52

finally had to tell him, dude, I'm, I

1:23:54

kept getting him clues. I'm making

1:23:56

fun of you. Like This is a poem about you

1:23:58

where. Yeah now

1:24:01

and then he published it and

1:24:03

it began as per family gave

1:24:05

his most famous phone. But I've

1:24:07

spent a lot of time listening

1:24:09

to music albums like especially. Ah

1:24:11

yeah, I had made this reference

1:24:13

several times, but before of the

1:24:15

internet when when. Before.

1:24:17

And and and not even. Before the inner at

1:24:19

the before music was so endlessly

1:24:21

accessible. ah I would less I

1:24:23

might I had Pink Floyd the

1:24:25

Wall disc one I didn't even

1:24:27

have this to my just just

1:24:29

one just came into my possession

1:24:31

and we would listen to with

1:24:33

all the time and me and

1:24:35

my friends would listen and try

1:24:37

to break it down and and

1:24:39

and see what story he's trying

1:24:41

to tell and I love doing

1:24:43

that a mean you know then

1:24:45

you can be an hour later

1:24:47

you. Can look up what he really

1:24:49

means or whatever and the commentary, but

1:24:52

it's like. I love doing

1:24:54

used to backwards yeah I mean

1:24:56

it's I finally and stuff he

1:24:58

and then later I learned that

1:25:00

allows itself is pretty dark. And

1:25:03

I don't want it. Listening

1:25:05

to my subconscious back at the Tom

1:25:08

Waits in their lives died Led Zeppelin

1:25:10

on my i'm Completely Out On Now

1:25:12

and they're very dark, but man I

1:25:14

used a Stairway to Heaven. I mean

1:25:17

I listen to that song like wouldn't

1:25:19

believe trying death you know? Dig in

1:25:21

their find out what they're talking. About

1:25:23

V or songs like that that

1:25:25

you totally misinterpreted. And then

1:25:28

V so like it cause you just like your version.

1:25:30

Yeah, I'm turn our turn a single mom and

1:25:32

I. I just thought about this be been singing

1:25:34

a song your whole life than you don't Actually,

1:25:36

you know I got a good example semi charmed

1:25:38

life. By. Third Eye Blind movements

1:25:40

alia and sings as mixing it as

1:25:43

a kid. Such a fun song. yeah

1:25:45

and then you look in the lyrics.

1:25:47

Since then I bumped again as about

1:25:50

drugs yeah always the song he said

1:25:52

in a treasure way. some that sexually

1:25:54

about suicide or something. Humor. that's

1:25:56

not it needs graduation but don't fear the

1:25:59

reaper Oh yeah, that was one

1:26:01

of our first episodes. Maybe our first episode, Mitch and

1:26:03

that. But I thought he had a song. But

1:26:06

I guess that was the one. Yeah, I think

1:26:08

there's another one. Yeah, yeah. But don't fear the

1:26:10

reaper, yeah. Early Radiohead albums. I

1:26:12

used to really – Kid A. I mean,

1:26:16

I really tore up Kid A. Kid A. I think. They heard

1:26:18

it, huh? There's a guy

1:26:20

named M. Ward, and

1:26:22

he had an album that

1:26:24

I used to – I really loved it. I

1:26:26

forget the actual album. Yeah. Radiohead

1:26:29

Kid A is like – I mean, that album is –

1:26:32

Radiohead is not that good anymore,

1:26:34

but that album, and Amnesiac is

1:26:36

another one. Yeah, yeah. Those are bad-end

1:26:38

albums. That was the next album. The M.

1:26:41

Ward – oh, it's called Transfiguration

1:26:43

of Vincent. Great

1:26:46

album. Very poetry-oriented. This

1:26:49

guy went on to record an album with

1:26:51

the girl, Chloe. She was an actress. She

1:26:53

was in Elf, Chloe

1:26:55

Deschanel, M. Ward and her. Zoe

1:26:58

Deschanel? Zoe Deschanel, yeah. The two of them

1:27:00

recorded an album together. Oh, okay. She

1:27:05

and I are – what is it? I

1:27:07

think that's the BAM. She and I. No, she and I, I

1:27:10

think is what it's called. Matt and Kim. Yeah,

1:27:12

I have to check that out, man. I

1:27:17

only really know the one Radiohead song, Creep.

1:27:20

Oh, yeah. And that's a hot song.

1:27:22

It is a hot song, but that –

1:27:24

the guy who got me into Radiohead told

1:27:26

me that he's like, I like

1:27:28

Creep. He's like, that album, not even worse listening to.

1:27:31

Whoa. But the other

1:27:33

like five that we got into?

1:27:35

Mm-hmm. Man. I

1:27:38

got to tell you, with poetry, you

1:27:41

got to get – I always have

1:27:43

an instinct to like think this is stupid,

1:27:45

right? And you got to

1:27:48

get past that a little bit and

1:27:50

just like tell yourself. Kind of like improv. Yeah.

1:27:56

Kind of, yeah. For sure. I

1:27:59

remember – This poem, I think

1:28:02

freshman year of high school, we

1:28:05

were shown this poem at school and

1:28:07

I lost it at how dumb I

1:28:09

thought this was. It's called The Red

1:28:11

Wheelbarrow by William Carlos Williams. Have

1:28:13

you heard of this poem? I have not. So,

1:28:17

I mean, we have time to read it out loud.

1:28:19

If you can't see it, it's about 13 words in

1:28:21

this. So much depends

1:28:24

upon a red

1:28:26

wheel barrow glazed

1:28:28

with rain water beside

1:28:31

the white chickens. It's

1:28:34

beautiful. I'm

1:28:36

into it. I

1:28:40

mean, I mean, like, well,

1:28:42

listen, I use a wheelbarrow

1:28:44

sometimes. And I

1:28:46

think wheelbarrow. I said barrel for a

1:28:48

long time too until I saw it in a kids

1:28:50

book the other day and I said, okay, I've been

1:28:52

doing this wrong my whole life. But

1:28:54

I use a wheelbarrow, you know,

1:28:57

and it, my life is not

1:28:59

depending on farming, but if

1:29:01

your life is depending on farming and this is

1:29:03

the wheelbarrow is the only way you got stuff

1:29:05

to get around to fight a lot is dependent

1:29:08

on. Is that if this poem is about like

1:29:10

appreciating how cool the wheelbarrow is? Is

1:29:12

that a famous poem? That's a very

1:29:14

famous one. Look how long the

1:29:16

Wikipedia entry is for this poem. Wow.

1:29:20

It's considerably longer than the poem itself. I'll

1:29:22

say that. And what is it about it that

1:29:24

makes it so special? Well

1:29:26

it's a prime example of early 20th

1:29:28

century imagism. So

1:29:31

you got 16 words long. The red

1:29:33

wheelbarrow is one of William's most, that's

1:29:35

William Carlos Williams, the author, most

1:29:38

frequently anthologized poems and

1:29:41

a prime example of whatever. Because

1:29:43

I think people's over explanations of a poem

1:29:45

like that, it does

1:29:47

ruin the whole creative

1:29:49

take that you could have because now you read it

1:29:52

and you go, oh, that's what it means. So

1:29:54

Now your whole imagination is gone because

1:29:57

you read this person's explanation. I Agree.

1:30:00

The honest if kid brought this poem

1:30:02

home was a i wrote this you

1:30:04

be like this Steaks. It. Doesn't

1:30:06

even make sense What are you writing

1:30:08

right But because some for told that

1:30:10

this is a good poem syndicate be

1:30:12

like oh it is pretty nice I

1:30:14

guess I agree with that but there

1:30:16

needs to be someone be and like

1:30:18

know this is good analyze at all

1:30:20

and other that way about. Art.

1:30:23

Yeah, Seattle on a modern art and

1:30:25

so on. Are gnarled is not old,

1:30:27

are old art is like that as

1:30:29

as that by term. Yeah I guess

1:30:31

what I'm saying is I'm not even

1:30:33

denying that this is a good or

1:30:35

important poems But I'm saying if you

1:30:37

found these words written on a piece

1:30:39

of paper in the street. You.

1:30:41

Throw it away. Yeah. be like this is nonsense.

1:30:44

The crazy person, right? Yeah, exactly. Now what is

1:30:46

kind of cool as it stands. A kind of

1:30:48

looks like a wheelbarrow. Of

1:30:50

see it again. Where. You're looking at or a

1:30:52

here on our way that. We.

1:30:55

See it on purpose or shape of. An

1:30:57

honor. I like to think it's on purpose. From.

1:31:01

I think it is on purpose. It's gotta be. As

1:31:05

gotta, maybe? maybe. Maybe I'm

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sorry Dusty at interrupt you see, even remember

1:32:47

yeah remember is the mama guns now? I

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don't know and it's not dawn but now

1:32:51

I feel bad. Was trying to find a

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Charles without coupon that I used to really

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like year and it was basically. Ah,

1:32:58

what he seemed to be

1:33:01

describing was his girlfriend. Ah,

1:33:04

Just complaining at him as an all

1:33:06

day about every little thing and then

1:33:08

at the end going. Ah,

1:33:10

what's wrong with you. Is

1:33:13

there or friends of the name of the

1:33:15

phone now? Well it's site. The thing about

1:33:17

accident, Find it. Ah, there's so many. I.

1:33:20

Mean, he's always talking about women and.

1:33:24

Discuss. Your hero right is

1:33:26

not my hero but like

1:33:29

ah. I. Really? I mean,

1:33:31

I think. I

1:33:33

think he is kind of are. You know

1:33:35

when you get to get into poetry he's

1:33:37

got. I don't ottawa say he's like an

1:33:39

entry level god, but I think he's more

1:33:41

nocturnal that Allies are accessible. There's nothing wrong

1:33:44

with that. But. I yeah, don't

1:33:46

think that. I

1:33:48

understand the and stated they the that's reductive

1:33:50

of yeah and some weight but now it's

1:33:52

the easily couldn't It's an easy read but

1:33:54

I just and I think that's it right?

1:33:56

And it's not all rhyming. say he redone

1:33:58

this guy's little still. Worries me and

1:34:01

I just think that it or

1:34:03

not and always resonated with me.

1:34:05

Yeah I always liked that kind

1:34:07

of lifestyle of just kinda like.

1:34:09

On. Your own Woohoo! Her

1:34:12

responsibilities? Yeah, Contributing nothing.

1:34:14

Brian. Jacques

1:34:16

know what you read, some of these

1:34:19

guys. Of of

1:34:21

Emerson and sorrow and all these dorks. They just

1:34:23

wanted to be a tree. Yeah they're like God

1:34:25

I wish got it made me a tree and

1:34:27

make the argument they just go out in the

1:34:30

wilderness or mean Hannah read a lot of these

1:34:32

books I forget and she would always tell me

1:34:34

bombshell I use of read this guy you would

1:34:36

love this but they you know they just want

1:34:38

to go out into the woods and they want

1:34:41

to be with nature and that's where they get

1:34:43

their creativity. France and I think there is something

1:34:45

to that. I mean you know not to just

1:34:47

go to the bible every time. But aside you

1:34:50

know Jesus would disappear. Off into the woods and

1:34:52

know, I mean it's like all people in the

1:34:54

Bible would go out into the woods and meditate

1:34:56

in the woods. I think there's a there's a

1:34:58

thing about the woods gives you. Creativity.

1:35:01

Gives you a spark, doesn't grounding?

1:35:03

Yeah. Surrounding.

1:35:05

Touch him. Tray ever seen into the

1:35:07

wild? Read some fresh air? Yeah, okay.

1:35:09

great book. Great. Movie or.

1:35:12

For. The whole point of it is

1:35:14

is he is he wants gotten a

1:35:16

wilderness because he believes you don't need

1:35:19

human beings to to achieve happiness right?

1:35:21

Yeah, happiness and it way words it

1:35:23

is. Happiness is Not. Reached

1:35:26

Principal Eaters Human Experiences Rights.

1:35:28

I'll just go out. To.

1:35:31

Be in the Alaskan wilderness and I'll be

1:35:33

napping and he dies out there. Enough to

1:35:35

spoil the movies. You haven't seen it but

1:35:38

found in his book he had scribbled in

1:35:40

the margins. Happiness only

1:35:42

real when shared. Yeah.

1:35:44

He basically he concluded out there was all

1:35:46

nonsense in the in the people for yeah.

1:35:48

Happy side added. You gotta have a balance

1:35:51

of both. Balance is exactly right. What are

1:35:53

you? The issues? I think these dorks. They

1:35:55

went out there and they just. Yeah.

1:35:58

They. Have they weren't around. Right you

1:36:00

do, Because inside yes I give our

1:36:03

com dorks and on the wealth the

1:36:05

cold weather literary giants observe that if

1:36:07

you just in for lack of a

1:36:09

better term, suggest in the city and

1:36:12

just hanging out with people all the

1:36:14

time, only socializing the year you're not

1:36:16

getting got any time to recharge. But.

1:36:19

If you're only. Recharging. All

1:36:21

the time than what? What are you

1:36:24

even recharging of the or recharge differently

1:36:26

though some people richard recharge and so

1:36:28

from such me for vs extroverts Yeah.

1:36:32

Yeah. Maybe. but I do think you should

1:36:34

get some solitude. A time

1:36:36

and away from your phone right time for

1:36:38

is not just take things in your ah

1:36:41

Sas the thing here hiking and be alone

1:36:43

with your thought. I don't think we over

1:36:45

in a long time now processing that's why

1:36:47

a cheap referencing before the internet as really

1:36:50

not the internet as before the smartphone Saab

1:36:52

when you know like like before the smartphone

1:36:54

you would get like I would go to

1:36:56

the beach, I would get off work and

1:36:59

I will go down to the beach by

1:37:01

myself and I'll just sit there and I

1:37:03

live two or three blocks from the ocean.

1:37:06

I would just walk down there, be

1:37:08

in the sun, be grounding. I even

1:37:10

know about grounding and I didn't even

1:37:12

really care about be in and the

1:37:14

song but I just knew it felt

1:37:16

good and I'll just sit there and

1:37:18

think about and wasn't know like the

1:37:20

lows Tommy Your Life and in some

1:37:22

ways and ah but it was all

1:37:24

also the big in some ways it

1:37:26

was yeah but I was also thinking

1:37:28

and process right are being very creative,

1:37:30

getting bored be and sounds interesting We

1:37:32

said about boredom earlier and just a

1:37:34

wide berth or a lot. Fewer

1:37:37

poets. Today. Than

1:37:39

there were. Back. In these

1:37:41

times. You. Know yeah I know

1:37:43

I can't. I see kids now that are

1:37:45

ten and twelve not age and I can

1:37:47

imagine the writing poetry. You. Know

1:37:50

yeah, There's this. Do. You

1:37:52

come up with creative ideas in the shower,

1:37:54

on a wall for cutting the grass in

1:37:56

the car. Usually when you're you're wow your

1:37:58

brain a little bit time. No, we're

1:38:00

alone with yourself. Yeah, you're not looking and

1:38:02

found your I did us in looking at

1:38:04

the wins. The car used to be sued

1:38:07

for me when I would drive you gags.

1:38:09

I would do it specially during these comedies

1:38:11

on gigs. A lot of them would be

1:38:13

so bad that I would end up my

1:38:15

my age jokes were not working and I

1:38:17

would start racing and out riff on stage

1:38:20

and then I would get the car on

1:38:22

Sunday, drive in home thinking about these refs

1:38:24

and then I would think about new jokes

1:38:26

to add on to them. And I wrote

1:38:28

a lotta jokes. The Mobile Homeowners Association. I

1:38:30

remember writing this wasn't a Comedy

1:38:33

Zones it was and Winston Salem,

1:38:35

North Carolina, Georgia Club called the

1:38:37

Laughing Gas and I remember going

1:38:39

home and that whole Mobile Mobile

1:38:41

Homeowners Association I can a came

1:38:44

up with that that weekend. And

1:38:47

I thought about a lot more stuff in the car

1:38:49

and it would just like. It. Was great.

1:38:51

There are other things I would do but. Not

1:38:55

for this podcast but I

1:38:57

just hide my mind or

1:38:59

be stimulated and ah ah.

1:39:03

And I just would think of a lot of stuff. Not all

1:39:05

of us is good, but I would think about a lot of

1:39:07

stuff. That. Other

1:39:09

robert for frost porn that play him

1:39:11

that I can't say it said we

1:39:13

were forced to ah stopping by the

1:39:16

woods and the snow. even the Africa

1:39:18

with our okay title is I would

1:39:20

get up. After

1:39:22

apple picking. Soccer.

1:39:26

Were thought to home. Ah, look

1:39:28

it up. Anyway, I.

1:39:31

Read somewhere that some

1:39:33

people say it's. He

1:39:36

was referencing Santa Claus. Answers

1:39:39

Think: and if you read it it.

1:39:42

There's. Some little clues that would make you may

1:39:44

be fake, You do. I think that's what it

1:39:46

was. No, but. Ah,

1:39:48

you had it. but there's. No

1:39:51

here. Yeah Ah. Stopping by woods

1:39:53