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right Hello folks

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and Hey bear My

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name is dusty sleigh and i'm the

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host of this podcast All right, and

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i'm here with my good

1:28

buddies Brian

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baits. All right And

1:33

erin Weber good to be

1:35

here, man. Should we we should say nate was

1:37

planning on being here this week But

1:39

the kid is just selling too many tickets.

1:41

He added a show in austin So he's

1:43

doing a show tonight. That was not the

1:45

plan originally, but pretty crazy monday night

1:48

Pretty crazy to be adding a monday

1:50

night show at an arena. Yeah Um,

1:52

so he's doing all right, but he'll be back.

1:54

He'll be back soon. We didn't kick him out

1:57

of here We didn't squat in his house and

1:59

take it over No. Although

2:01

as squatters, we do have some rights

2:03

now. I'm

2:05

gonna start getting my phone bill sent

2:08

here. That's right. So that I

2:10

will have it in my name. There you go. That's

2:12

all you need. Yep. So I

2:14

have some proof of what's going on around here. Yeah.

2:17

But I feel great. We

2:20

miss Nate, but I feel great.

2:23

I think he'll be back next week. I said that last week,

2:25

but he added this show. So unless he had some more shows,

2:27

he should be back next week. I

2:30

want to hear about his special. I've yet to

2:32

even... Oh, yeah. I've seen about

2:34

it since then. The Dustyland podcast is

2:36

taking off and I'm

2:39

running the show and

2:41

it feels good. Well I listened to We're Having

2:43

a Good Time podcast. My other podcast, The We're

2:45

Having a Good Time podcast. I get a little

2:47

mad and a little jealous on some of this

2:50

stuff because you guys have two

2:52

kids, but somehow y'all managed to do so many...

2:55

Usually you're out at the cabin doing all this work.

2:58

I'm like, man, how do they have time to do

3:00

all this? Then this week they're like, we've watched so

3:02

many movies lately. Well, we put the

3:04

kids to bed and then we have a little time.

3:06

I feel like with us, by the time we get

3:08

one to bed and then

3:11

Ruth does other stuff around the house or whatever, it's like

3:13

time to go to bed. You're ready to go to bed

3:15

by 6.30 anyway, right? These

3:18

long days are killing me. We put

3:20

the kids to bed and then some nights we

3:22

watch a movie, some nights we just veg out

3:24

with some fun YouTube videos. I

3:27

watch a YouTube channel called Zeducation. Tyler

3:31

Zed does that and he gave

3:33

my special, my Netflix special a shout out on

3:36

his channel. He wrote a

3:38

book called A Trailer Park Parable. This

3:41

show is mostly light stuff, but the

3:44

book, Hannah read it. I don't read books,

3:46

but Hannah read it and it was very

3:48

serious, but she really liked it. We

3:51

veg out to several episodes of that.

3:53

He mainly just shows memes and then

3:55

makes jokes about them. That's fun. And

3:57

I'm into it. I love a meme. What

4:00

do you mean even if it's about trailer parks? Well,

4:03

the first – when I first saw his – because

4:05

we had communicated a little bit. So

4:07

when I first saw his book, I was like, this dude's

4:09

ripping me off and then – We're

4:11

doing okay. Yeah.

4:16

But the book was a pretty

4:19

like serious book, nothing to do

4:21

with smoking

4:25

cigarettes in the backseat with

4:27

the windows up or whatever. Have

4:29

you ever met trailer park Tammy? Is that her

4:31

name? I did meet trailer

4:33

park Tammy, you know. Trailer trash. Oh, trailer

4:36

trash. I have a hard time calling her

4:38

that even though – Chelsea Lynn. Her name's

4:40

Chelsea. Well, yeah. We did the Hot

4:42

Ones, whatever it's called, Nashville

4:44

Hot that we've done. She did one with

4:46

me last week. Did you really? Yeah.

4:50

Oh, I bet that one's great. So the new

4:52

episode. And I got to tell you, I'm getting

4:54

better at eating the hot stuff. We went hottest

4:56

of the hot at this place called Lily's in

4:59

the farmer's market. And

5:02

I think they were like watching

5:04

us when we ate the hottest of the hot. And I

5:06

think they thought we were about to lose our minds. And

5:09

I was like, this is good. Did you handle it better

5:11

than her? A

5:13

little bit. She drank her whole

5:16

glass of milk. I'll say that. I didn't touch

5:18

the milk. But I

5:21

don't know. I almost felt bad for them.

5:24

The food was very good. Lily's in the

5:26

farmer's market downtown. Really

5:28

good. The chicken is great.

5:30

But I was like the hottest of the hot,

5:32

I was like I'm okay. I kept eating it.

5:35

You're building up a tolerance. Yeah. I

5:38

mean I'm sure if any hot chicken place is listening,

5:40

they're like oh, we'll get it. Yeah. We'll destroy it

5:42

next time you come here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm

5:44

just saying I liked it. But I – you know,

5:46

I don't know. I felt all right. So

5:50

I'm still the worst so far of the three episodes.

5:52

No question. I

5:54

thought I – I mean I really struggled. Yeah,

5:57

but I think Party Foul, the hottest of

5:59

the hot. the hot at Party File is not meant

6:01

to be eaten. I feel

6:03

like it's just a gimmick. Dr.

6:06

Justin Marchegiani Not for human consumption. Dr. Jared

6:08

Marchegiani Yeah, like it literally is. It's like

6:10

it was very hot but it had a

6:12

good flavor. Hattie Bees too. Party

6:14

File was delicious but that

6:17

hottest of the hot was like that ain't. That's

6:19

just a joke. That's meant for you to like

6:21

ruin your vacation. Dr. Justin Marchegiani Well, they did

6:23

declare bankruptcy not long after

6:25

we recorded that. Dr. Jared Marchegiani

6:27

Yeah. Dr. Justin Marchegiani Maybe that's why. Yeah,

6:29

maybe. Their

6:31

kids play in my cul-de-sac. Dr. Justin Marchegiani Oh, I'm sorry. Dr.

6:34

Jared Marchegiani And I—that's fine. And I

6:36

saw—they don't communicate with me but I saw the

6:38

oldest daughter, you know, I'm friends with all the

6:40

kids out there and I told her about it

6:42

and I said show this to your parents and

6:44

I thought they would like, you know, become my friends

6:46

or whatever but they didn't. Dr.

6:49

Justin Marchegiani

6:52

It's just you going, this chicken's not made

6:54

for humans to eat. Dr. Jared Marchegiani Yeah.

6:56

Dr. Justin Marchegiani But I think we did

6:58

say good things. We

7:00

did. Dr. Jared Marchegiani We did. Dr.

7:02

Justin Marchegiani We did. We were

7:04

like that ain't easy. Dr. Justin Marchegiani It's too much. Dr.

7:06

Jared Marchegiani Yeah. We have a

7:08

lot of, you know, I think her childhood was like rougher than

7:11

mine but we have a lot of like similarities and

7:13

I think that's fun. I really liked her. Dr.

7:15

Justin Marchegiani I watched Dusty and her do

7:17

stand up on the spot at Zany's as

7:19

part of the National Comedy Festival which

7:23

uh, is a show where you just walk out there and

7:25

the audience yells at you what they want you to talk

7:27

about. And I had never seen Dusty in

7:29

that kind of environment. I've seen you do some shows where

7:31

people were yelling stuff out. Dr. Jared Marchegiani Oh yeah. Dr.

7:33

Justin Marchegiani When they weren't supposed to be but this is,

7:36

this is what the show is and you were, it was

7:39

very funny watching you handle that man. Dr. Jared Marchegiani How

7:41

do you do? Dr. Justin Marchegiani He did great.

7:43

I thought you had this out of the night,

7:45

honestly. Dr. Jared Marchegiani Yeah, I mean it's like

7:47

you just gotta like my, you know, I used

7:49

to do improv. I know that everybody think that's

7:51

funny to think about me doing improv but it's

7:53

like that's what you do in improv. You take

7:55

suggestions from the audience and then you just kinda

7:57

go, alright, what does that make me think of?

8:00

And then you just tell a story and it's like, I

8:02

just feel like, you know, if we're comics,

8:04

like we're all funny people. So if you

8:06

get a story and you just start telling

8:08

it, eventually something funny is going

8:11

to come out. You're going to find a laugh.

8:13

Yeah. Especially when they know you're making it up.

8:16

So they yelled out dirty diapers and I was like,

8:18

Oh, I got two kids. I

8:20

live for the perfect. Did

8:22

you hear the story? So the owner is named. He

8:24

showed up late while you were on

8:26

stage, had no idea what the

8:28

show was. He walked in.

8:31

The crowd is yelling stuff at

8:33

you. He went kind of

8:35

berserk. He was like, what is going on here?

8:38

He went and found the staff. He's like, why are

8:40

y'all letting them like Dusty's on stage? Like and then

8:42

they had to be like, no, this is the show.

8:45

This is the show. And I was like, I love

8:47

that. That's your instinct though. I do too. I

8:49

freak out and I love that he was like, I know

8:52

people are not normally yelling at Dusty. Well,

8:54

I'm going to say that the only problem I don't like

8:56

about that is Dusty's on stage. Like if it was me,

8:58

you're like, just let it ride. No, well, that's just who

9:00

he walked in on. And he was like, well, I'm familiar

9:02

with Dusty's act. This is not how it usually goes

9:04

down. I agree with Brian though. Brian, we're on stage.

9:07

He'd be like, ah, he'd be like, ah, he probably,

9:09

he's probably getting them on somehow. He

9:11

probably deserves it. Yeah, exactly. Just get them off.

9:13

Brian needs a few prompts every now and then.

9:16

But I do think he was looking out for me and I'm

9:19

like, I'm on. I was like, all right, that's what I'm talking

9:21

about. He was ready to fire the staff, kick people out of

9:23

the club. Good

9:27

times. Yeah. So, how

9:29

are you guys this weekend? Well, where were you

9:31

this weekend? I was in Louisville,

9:33

Kentucky. First I

9:35

did my show at Zany's on

9:37

Wednesday. Really great. Such a

9:39

hot show. It was on it. The

9:41

lab is coming. I don't know if it's open yet, but

9:43

the second. Yeah. If you're in Nashville,

9:46

Zany's comedy club, which is a big, almost 300 seat

9:48

room, they're opening

9:50

another room right next door. This

9:53

is about a hundred seat room called the lab. And that's going

9:55

to be a lot of fun. They're going to have some kind

9:58

of weird experimental shows. shows, some smaller

10:00

shows, people that couldn't sell out, you know, the

10:02

big room, like me, like I'm doing

10:05

a weekend in the lab in September. So

10:07

very exciting to have that around. I'm trying to get on there.

10:10

You trying to get on that show? No, just trying

10:12

to get booked at the lab. They're like,

10:14

if we make a smaller room, maybe. Yeah.

10:17

They're like, we're thinking about doing a 25. The

10:20

lab's gonna open up a lab. Yeah. The

10:23

lab of the lab is A.I.N.D. We'll consider you. But I

10:25

did that show. Who was on it?

10:29

Patrick Keene. Right. Oh, Aaron Webby.

10:31

I was waiting how long it took. I was on

10:33

the show, yeah. And

10:37

Brian Covington, B.C.U.B. B.C.U.B. B.C.U.B.

10:40

Yeah. Where's he at? Oh,

10:43

okay. Yeah. And

10:45

it was fun. His wife showed up and- Toya. Yeah.

10:48

And my wife got to come. And so they got, they had a

10:50

few drinks and they were dressed alike. They had tank tops and

10:52

hats on. And it's fun.

10:55

You know, Hannah's like been, you know, at the house.

10:57

She don't drink very much. So it was fun to

10:59

see Hannah like let loose. Yeah. Yeah.

11:03

And her husband sold out show. Yeah. That's

11:05

fun. And then I was

11:07

in Louisville at, I don't know, at a theater.

11:10

I don't know. Caravan?

11:12

Yeah. Yeah. The

11:14

Kentucky Center for the Performing Arts or something like that.

11:16

Okay. Great show. Alex

11:19

Baluto, a Nate Land

11:21

alum, was on the show. Yeah.

11:24

He did great. And then I did Cleveland

11:26

at the Agora Theater. Wow. Which

11:29

is a bit wild of a show, but really fun.

11:31

And I know I always talk about how much time

11:33

I do on stage, but this show, I did 90

11:35

minutes. I did an

11:37

hour and a half. Yeah.

11:40

Alex did five. Yeah. I'm

11:42

trying to think if I could physically stand for 90

11:44

minutes, let alone talk the whole time. It

11:47

was 420 and a lady yelled out about some

11:49

material related to that holiday that I have and

11:51

asked me to do. And I don't really even

11:53

remember those jokes right now. I've not done them

11:55

in a while. So I just,

11:57

it made me think of some other stuff. And

12:00

I was like, alright, so I talked about that and I think

12:02

that took about 10 minutes. And then I

12:04

had, you know, my hour 20 that I've been doing.

12:07

So I was like, so I did an hour and a half and

12:10

it was awesome. Yeah. That's

12:12

great. Big time, man. Yeah. It's

12:15

fun. And it's other than one joke that

12:17

I did on that show, it was all

12:19

new stuff. So I'm pumped.

12:22

Yeah, that's impressive. Yeah. All new

12:24

stuff just for that crowd? From

12:26

the special. Oh, right. Yeah. That's

12:29

awesome. Yeah. Thank you. I

12:32

was – for Friday night,

12:34

I was in Bowling Green, Kentucky, opening for

12:36

Henry Cho, a theater there. That

12:38

was great. Oh,

12:40

yeah. What is that theater? I

12:42

forgot the name of it. It's a big place.

12:47

This one might be – are you

12:49

thinking about the Skypack? Yeah. I

12:51

don't think – no, it wasn't that. This wasn't that. I

12:53

mean, it was right next door to the minor league –

12:55

they have a minor league baseball team there. Bowling Green, though?

12:57

Yeah. All right. High

12:59

A. I looked them up. Okay. Just

13:02

barely. Just barely got a team. Yeah. Yeah.

13:04

But the Rays – I

13:07

was thinking High A was their mascot. I didn't know how

13:09

to nod that. Bowling Green, High

13:11

A's. Yeah. It's 420. But

13:16

they shot off fireworks while Henry was on stage. Really?

13:19

So he had a little bit of an A-ing experience

13:21

with the fireworks. Anyway, that was a great show. Some

13:23

folks came out. And then Saturday, I was in Moberly,

13:25

Missouri at the

13:27

Fourth Street Theater. A lot of folks

13:29

came out. It was really fun. Worked

13:31

with your buddy, Will. Yeah. Yeah.

13:36

So it was a great time. All right.

13:39

Moberly. Yeah. It's

13:41

– not that

13:43

anybody cares, but it's between St. Louis and Kansas

13:45

City. Okay. Kind of near Columbia, Missouri.

13:47

What are the people that live in Moberly care? Yeah.

13:51

Yeah. Yeah, they probably care. Yeah.

13:54

I was in Omaha, Nebraska. All right.

13:56

The Omaha funny bone. Great.

14:00

What a great club. One of the best clubs in

14:02

the country, I think, at least that I've done. It's

14:05

kind of perfect. The room's great. The staff

14:07

is great. They get it. The crowds are

14:09

good. They police the

14:11

room. It's like, what more could you ask

14:13

for? The crowds are great. I did probably

14:15

2021. I did a bunch of

14:17

COVID jokes there and I put them

14:20

on YouTube and it was great

14:22

because the crowd was like into it. Yeah, they

14:24

get what you're doing. Yeah. Omaha

14:27

people, man. But I did everything

14:29

people suggest that I do. I

14:32

did. I went to the Omaha Zoo, which

14:34

is consistently rated the number one zoo in

14:36

the country, they say. Wow. I had no

14:38

idea. Walked around that for a while. Saw

14:40

some gorillas. Saw some gorillas

14:43

come right up to. Everyone's around

14:45

this glass, right? And this gorilla

14:47

walked right up, took some

14:49

feces, smeared it all over the glass in

14:51

front of all these people. It's a lot

14:53

of fun. It was just a reminder of

14:55

them. Like, you're in my territory. And I'm

14:57

trapped. I'm in jail. And it's very sad

14:59

on a certain level. Wasn't that the zoo

15:02

where a gorilla like ran up and crashed

15:04

into the glass and shattered the glass? Oh,

15:06

I don't know. I think there's video. If

15:09

so, they've repaired that glass pretty well because nobody

15:11

ever felt in danger. Yeah, this is years ago,

15:13

but I feel like there was a viral video

15:15

of a, he just got mad and charged the

15:18

glass and rammed it and shattered

15:20

it. It didn't escape, but it shattered the

15:22

glass enough to scare you. You're always kind of

15:24

hoping for that to happen. Yeah. You know, I'm

15:26

sure the person filming it was like, this is awesome.

15:28

Right. Uh, went to

15:31

the zoo, went to this place. I got,

15:33

everyone recommended this place. It's called the Alpine

15:35

Inn in Omaha and it's

15:37

a fried chicken place, but

15:39

you show up and what makes it

15:42

unique is they seat you in front of this

15:44

big glass window and they

15:46

have all these raccoons right outside

15:49

the glass and they

15:51

just sit the leftovers right outside and

15:53

they just come up and

15:55

you just watch them tear apart these

15:57

leftovers. The fattest raccoons you've ever seen.

16:00

Yeah, life dude, they're living

16:02

on easy Street man. They just post up

16:04

right outside this chicken restaurant They're eating onion

16:06

rings and yeah, they're gonna have like the

16:08

rest of America. Oh, yeah They're

16:13

the most American raccoons of all time. Yeah,

16:15

there's stray cats out there that are super

16:18

fat I mean imagine being a wild animal

16:20

and you stumble across this restaurant raccoon some

16:22

seed oil But that's part

16:24

of the restaurants. That's the appeal of it There's

16:26

raccoons everywhere and wild and like families will come

16:28

you can imagine that's great for a kid a Kid

16:32

you get to sit there and you get to

16:34

watch these animals. Oh, yeah eat this food It's

16:36

fun and I walk into your car and they

16:38

attack you know, they're kind of kept out back

16:40

Okay, so you don't you didn't see any till

16:43

you were in the restaurant and looking out and

16:45

so it was kind of fun I got

16:47

their own raccoon. We're taking Prilosec They're

16:52

throwing it out there Throwing

16:56

a zippik. Yeah,

16:58

it was awesome. The people of Omaha are so great

17:00

this guy I wish I remembered his name, but

17:03

he was Go

17:08

ahead I'm sorry No, it was

17:10

a fan that came to the show and brought

17:13

a box of Krispy Kreme donuts for me And they

17:15

gave it to somebody in the staff and so the

17:17

staff brings it back to the green room You're like,

17:19

what am I a raccoon? No, I Got

17:23

excited That brought it in

17:25

and I was like, oh I do somebody probably

17:27

donuts. Let's go We also excited and we open

17:29

it up and inside the box

17:31

are a bunch of diapers It

17:34

was a no. No. No, it was a nice gift and so

17:40

It was a nice gift a thoughtful gift

17:43

for an expectant father You know and there's

17:45

a note written inside the box and I

17:47

saw him after the show and I go

17:49

that's very kind and thoughtful And meaningful, but

17:52

we were also set there

17:54

weren't donuts in the box. Yeah, would you

17:56

see a Krispy Kreme box? Come back to

17:59

the green room You get a little excited.

18:01

Just a religious pamphlet in there. Disappointed?

18:03

No, it was nice though. Of

18:09

course it's nice to somebody who's even thinking about

18:11

you to give you those things. Yeah, I had

18:13

people bring me baby gifts for

18:15

you this weekend. I just see a gift. I'm

18:17

like, all right, here we go. And then it's

18:19

from baby Weber. I'm like, come on. I'm not

18:21

doing this for nine months. That's what I'm talking

18:23

about. Yeah. So, but great crowds.

18:25

Thank you to everybody that came. Sold out a show, which

18:28

is pretty fun. That's

18:31

a big room. Yeah, it was great. So,

18:34

came with you came back. Zach Townsend was

18:36

there. Zach Townsend and then a

18:39

couple local people. I wish I could remember. Ethan

18:41

was his name. He was very funny. Just

18:44

like you go away

18:46

on the club again, you kind of hope, at

18:48

least for me, deep down, I'm hoping something goes bad.

18:51

So I have something interesting to talk about, but it

18:53

was just kind of a perfect weekend at a club.

18:55

Like everybody there is so great. Talk about a humble

18:57

brag. It's all seamless. No, I'm not

18:59

saying my sets were perfect. I'm saying the club

19:02

is so great. Well, you got to see a

19:04

gorilla smear feces though. That's pretty cool. That is

19:06

fun. His own little protest. I have video

19:08

of the aftermath. I might post it. I'd like

19:10

to let that gorilla out. Well,

19:13

he's got a friend in there. They hang out,

19:15

you know, just let him out in Omaha. Yeah.

19:17

But you got to think this is the number

19:19

one zoo in America. It's getting treated better there

19:21

than it would at almost any

19:23

other zoo, right? You would say, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

19:27

You got to be in a zoo. Let

19:29

it be that. That's the one you wanted. Yeah.

19:31

And if you don't want people looking at you, that's a

19:34

good way to just block it out. Smear

19:36

some feces on the glass. That's

19:38

the way to do it. Yeah.

19:41

Well, that's it for me. Should

19:43

we get it? He's like, are you not

19:45

entertained? Okay. I've

19:49

got, we all got comments. Okay,

19:51

great. So I read last week.

19:53

Oh, you did? Yeah. Well,

19:55

you sure turn, Aaron. I said

19:57

it on the podcast a couple of weeks ago. of

20:00

my voice and somebody commented, we're not sick of your

20:02

voice. We're sick of your attitude.

20:05

I'll try to dial back. I'll try to dial

20:07

it back a little bit today, but I will

20:09

be reading through these lines burner account. It's

20:12

a dump dusty guys getting it. Yeah. He's

20:15

on the me speaking of that guy. That

20:18

guy came on to another like a pump

20:20

Tom Papa podcast that I've done

20:22

a lot of podcasts like that. Did

20:25

the Tom Papa podcast? I saw this guy at the

20:27

bottom dump dusty. I'm

20:29

like this guy following you around. I think he's

20:31

uh, he thinks he's got a good

20:33

bit going now. It's kind

20:36

of funny now. Yeah, it is decent to

20:38

put dump dusty on a podcast. You're not

20:40

on. Yeah. I'm a guest on

20:42

that. They asked me to do it.

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bar, get see.com. First

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comment comes from Kevin Thompson. Great topic

21:01

for today. Wow. Thanks.

21:03

I am passionate about how people are as

21:06

quote fans. When I was 10

21:08

years old, I picked my teams and have stuck

21:10

with them through thick and thin for 40 years

21:12

now. I'm a Mets and 49ers fan and

21:15

have never been to either of those States. The

21:17

best rule for being a fan is to be a true

21:19

fan. No matter what. Also one of

21:21

my top rules is to never boo your team.

21:24

You can be disappointed, but if you can't get

21:27

out there and do better, then you have

21:29

no reason to boo them. Interesting.

21:31

I'm going to disagree with that. I disagree

21:33

too. Yeah. I disagree too

21:36

because if, if you're

21:39

paying money to support them and if there's

21:41

no effort or if you feel like they're

21:44

not given back what you've given them,

21:46

I think you can boo a professional

21:48

athlete. You know, I agree. It's

21:50

one thing if you, if

21:52

you're in a slump or you mess up, but

21:55

you're given a hundred percent, it's the effort that

21:57

deserves booing that thing. Not that I boo often.

21:59

Yeah. Let's say, you know, your, your guy

22:01

on your team doesn't run it out through first

22:03

base. Yeah. You can bill them

22:05

a little bit and your Philadelphia fans

22:07

will do you for anything.

22:09

So Kevin became a Mets and 49ers fan

22:12

in the eighties. Wow. That

22:14

was tough when they were dominating. No, I'm kidding.

22:17

It's tough to be a Mets fan these days.

22:19

They'll tell you that next comment comes from orange

22:21

blue, 37 orange and blue. I

22:24

wonder what school that's talking about

22:26

as an Auburn fan in Alabama.

22:28

I could not love Reap's fandom

22:31

rules more. It was good to

22:33

hear some common sense after Aaron's

22:35

unhinged anti Auburn rant a few

22:37

months back. The big state

22:39

schools always have the rudest craziest

22:41

fans. Also the worst

22:43

ones tend to be those with no affiliation.

22:46

Just ask our trees. Wow.

22:48

Yeah, I mean, that's true. That is true. Um,

22:51

you know, I don't think Auburn fans

22:53

are always, I mean, cause you know,

22:55

the guy poisoned the trees, right? But

22:57

that the party update is his name.

22:59

I was listening to

23:02

Paul Finebaum the day that guy

23:04

called in. Really? Really? Yeah.

23:07

I used to listen to Paul Finebaum all the time. When I sold pesticides, I'd be driving

23:09

around, listening to him all the time on serious access.

23:12

Do you ever call in and yell about something? No,

23:14

I think I tried calling in. I

23:16

tried calling in a couple of times, but it was like,

23:18

it was always so dusty for Mopel

23:20

I go. Tell

23:22

you what, Paul. Paul. Paul.

23:27

But he was saying, you know, that,

23:29

um, that some Auburn fans had

23:31

put a Cam Newton. Last year I went to the

23:33

Iron Bowl. I saw when they

23:35

put a scam Newton Jersey, um, Paul Bear

23:38

Bryant statue. Right. So obviously

23:40

that is nowhere close to poisoning the trees.

23:42

And believe me, I got, I'm from Opel

23:44

Ika, right? I got a picture of me

23:46

and my mom. I'm on my mom's shoulders.

23:48

I'm probably maybe a year old, maybe two.

23:50

I got a little toilet paper in my

23:53

hair from where they've rolled tumors corner. I

23:55

got a lot of history with tumors corner. It was devastating

23:57

when they killed the tree. If you're not from our corners.

24:00

of the country, the background for this is

24:02

Auburn and Alabama, probably the most intense rivalry

24:04

in college sports, I would argue. Auburn has

24:06

a corner on their campus,

24:08

tumor's corner with some trees. And

24:10

traditionally after a big

24:12

win or any kind of meaningful event

24:15

in Auburn's history, they go and they

24:17

roll the trees at tumor's corner with

24:19

toilet paper. An Alabama fan, an unhinged

24:21

now infamous Alabama fan. I think he

24:23

died. He did. Harvey Updike. He

24:26

named his kid Ali Bama. That's

24:28

how crazy of a fan this guy is.

24:30

He said he had too much Bama in

24:32

him. He went and poisoned those trees and

24:34

they died. And it was kind

24:36

of a dark chapter in the Alabama Auburn rivalry.

24:39

So that was the reference there. Just ask our

24:41

trees. I got to say, in

24:43

my experience, I understand Alabama

24:45

fans are arrogant about the

24:47

football team, but

24:50

my experiences, the Auburn

24:52

people are condescending about

24:54

everything else. They think the Alabama

24:56

fans are stupid. They think they're

24:58

the smart section of the state.

25:00

They think they're successful. They look

25:02

down on Alabama people in

25:05

a way that Alabama people don't do to Auburn

25:07

fans. That's my experience. Alabama

25:09

fans talk a lot of trash about

25:12

the football, but they're never condescending to

25:14

the people of

25:17

Auburn. That's my experience. Feel free to disagree. Feel

25:19

free to call in 1-800-PAUL-FINE-BOMB. If you do have

25:21

a note. I tried to send

25:23

you that picture. I texted to you, but I don't know how to

25:25

hear. You texted to me. I got it right here. I'll

25:27

pull it up. Yeah. Don't show

25:30

any of this. My whole text message is pulled up here. But

25:34

yeah, the, yeah, there

25:36

it is. I'm reading this text right

25:38

now. Where's that? Right there. Image 291.

25:41

All right. There we go. Yeah,

25:43

I just wanted to, yeah, so

25:45

it's like, but you're right

25:48

though. Auburn fans, they all

25:50

think they're the smart, and they

25:52

may be the smartest, but they all. I just saw

25:54

one labeled Bates 103 mile per hour pitch. This

25:57

is when you made that video. So

26:00

here's the picture. Young Dusty. Look

26:02

at that. Apparently, Alabama—I wish I

26:04

had that hat my mom's wearing.

26:07

But this is apparently—Alabama

26:11

had beaten Auburn like, I don't know, close

26:13

to 10 years in a row. And

26:15

this was the first year they won. And my

26:17

mom didn't even have tickets, but Auburn won. And

26:20

she went down to the Tumor's Corner just

26:22

to celebrate. So what a great picture. How

26:24

old are you there? Probably like two? Maybe

26:27

two, yeah. I think a

26:29

little cute Dusty with that toilet paper in his hair. And

26:32

there we are, Tumor's Corner. So it's like, yeah,

26:34

the trees have been around, you know—I was

26:37

probably 25 when that happened. So, you know, at

26:39

least 23 years. I'd

26:42

have been around those trees, and it's like— Well,

26:45

they're growing back now, right? No, they had

26:47

to have completely replaced them. Well, I guess I mean

26:50

they replaced them. So now they're— Yeah, they

26:52

replaced them, and then somebody rolled them, and

26:55

after a win, and a guy comes by with a

26:57

lighter and lights the toilet paper and

26:59

catches one of the trees on fire. I think it

27:01

died. I don't know why that's funny. Oh,

27:09

that's awesome. Was an Auburn fan doing it? Probably.

27:13

Probably was. Just some drunk

27:15

person walking home. Right. Well,

27:19

that's good. Matt Gray. But I love

27:21

Auburn. The Auburn campus is so nice, though. My

27:23

mom went to Auburn. I'm not trying to trash

27:25

it too much, but— I said it's fun. Matt

27:28

Graves. The moment John Reap said,

27:30

what team is in Tuscaloosa? The

27:33

credibility of his dumb rules went

27:35

up in flames. I'm 100%

27:38

with bathroom break on this one. Well, I

27:40

agree with John. I mean, I was like,

27:42

come on, John. Yeah, that was—when that happened,

27:44

you're kind of like, the charade is up,

27:46

buddy. Yeah. I

27:54

get it, though. There's a lot of cities up there. No,

27:56

I would not grab them. You lose track sometimes. Yeah,

27:58

I mean, there's some— major sports

28:01

college teams. I don't know if I could say

28:03

right of hand. Clemson. Where does Clemson play? See,

28:06

I couldn't tell you right away. Oh, Clemson. That is

28:08

Clemson. Yeah, that was a trick question. Notre Dame. Where

28:10

does Notre Dame play? Announcer. Announcer.

28:12

I was thinking about Michigan. South Bend. South

28:14

Bend. It's actually Notre Dame, Indiana. We're incorporated

28:16

in the city. So, I'm sorry to interrupt,

28:19

but I just made a thing. So the

28:21

NFL Draft is this Thursday. Yeah,

28:24

yeah, yeah. One of

28:26

my favorite nights, and most people think they're

28:28

going to take a Notre Dame guy. Who? Joe

28:30

Walt. It's tonight. Oh, that would be huge if

28:32

you are. Tonight's it. Oh, look, I'm wearing some

28:34

Titans gear too. It starts Thursday. I wore this

28:36

shirt on here before, but, you know, it's an

28:38

oiler. That's a great shirt. That's a good shirt.

28:41

Joe Alt would be huge if the Titans got him. He's

28:44

going to be, he's going to have a long career in the

28:46

NFL, I think. Is he in that photo of you in offensive

28:48

linemen? No, no, no, no. He

28:50

wasn't in that group. I've never met him, but

28:53

he's one of the best. Best

28:56

offensive lineman that our names had in a long time. We've had a bunch

28:58

of good ones. Yeah. Quentin Nelson,

29:00

the Martin brothers, he's right up there.

29:02

We'll see. I'd love

29:04

it. Yeah, we'll see. You

29:08

don't like that phrase? I have no idea. Yeah.

29:11

You said it like you're starting to get like, yeah,

29:13

we'll see. That was a dumb comment. No, no. I'm

29:15

just making fun of Notre Dame. Oh, yeah. We'll

29:18

see. Yeah. Mainly

29:20

because Aaron threw that we're incorporated thing

29:22

at us. Oh, I was just trying to

29:25

make a joke. Yeah. It's

29:27

in South Bend. You think, dude, you

29:29

think I'm bragging about being in South Bend, one

29:31

of the worst, most dying towns in America? I

29:33

remember my first weekend there, I got the South

29:35

Bend Tribune and the headline

29:37

was South Bend, top five dying

29:39

cities in America. Wow. What's

29:43

his, I forgot his name, the

29:45

transportation secretary. They would a judge.

29:47

Yeah. He was running for mayor

29:50

when I was there and he got elected and really

29:52

turned things around. It's really a great place. He's been

29:54

doing a good job. I mean, there's no train wreck,

29:56

so bridges collapsing or anything like that. He's

29:59

really doing it. a good job. Well,

30:02

he's on the up and up. He can do for

30:04

America what he did for South Bend. I'll

30:08

vote for him any day of the week.

30:11

Just kidding. Everyone's great. Jane

30:13

Jaworski. Oh, no. I

30:15

didn't. Thaddeus Stewart. What a

30:17

name Thaddeus is. You think you can go by

30:19

Thad? Probably so. Thad Slade.

30:22

That's a crazy name, dude. That's a crazy name.

30:24

A Blue Mountain State character. Can

30:27

we please add a tier for fans from

30:29

Canada? No. Next comment. Jane

30:32

Jaworski. Just kidding. Thaddeus says, perhaps a

30:34

maple denim elite. I grew up across

30:36

the border from Michigan and have been

30:38

a, quote, Walmart wolverine for almost the

30:41

entirety of my fan life. Didn't

30:43

attend the school but still have all the

30:45

swag from Walmart. Well, Aaron

30:47

hates Michigan. So I

30:52

think it's totally about how I want to

30:54

frame that. I don't know if I hate

30:56

them. They definitely hate me and they have

30:58

a hatred in their hearts that I haven't

31:00

seen in any other fan base. Those Grand

31:02

Rapids crowds hated you. No, they were great.

31:07

You can take the nicest person to everybody

31:10

if you drop them in that situation. I

31:12

just saw, I saw behavior in Ann Arbor

31:14

that I've never seen anywhere else. Just

31:17

the aggressiveness. Were you in college then? And

31:20

when was this? I was there. At a

31:22

Michigan game. Yeah. I was

31:24

there in Michigan. Denard Robinson, do you remember him?

31:27

Couldn't tie his shoes. That was the whole thing as

31:29

he wore Velcro shoes. Oh, I didn't know that. And

31:32

not making fun of him. He wouldn't make a big deal.

31:34

Yeah. He wouldn't tie his shoes and

31:36

he was so good and he won last second. But gosh, fans

31:39

were, they get right up in

31:41

your face, dude. Yeah. Right up in your

31:43

face and yell stuff at you. Yeah.

31:46

Sometimes, water's not good right around Flint.

31:50

Well, that's true. My brother-in-law went to the University

31:53

of Michigan at Flint. Oh,

31:55

okay. I was about to say you went

31:57

a different direction there but... Yeah. ... brought

31:59

it back a little bit. But sometimes people

32:01

are like, ah, I went to such and such

32:03

game. The fans were the worst. Well,

32:05

it might be 100,000 people there and you're in your

32:08

one section. I don't know if that's a good,

32:10

you know, yeah, I'm making it

32:12

more about just walking around all day.

32:14

Yeah. And experiencing that places

32:17

have surprised me. I went to Florida State and

32:19

I expected to hate those guys and everybody was

32:21

great. And Tallahassee.

32:24

Yeah. Yeah. I like Michigan

32:26

too, though, a lot. I want to say

32:29

I do go to Michigan all the time

32:31

and I've been all over Michigan. I love

32:33

Michigan. And I also grew up a Michigan

32:35

fan. Yeah. I like the state.

32:37

I want to make that very cool. Yeah. I

32:39

just don't like the University. And you guys act like

32:42

you didn't know anything about the Flint water situation. It's

32:44

a... No, we were just talking about

32:46

Michigan football and you say, yeah, the water's bad. Well, you were

32:48

saying they were real mad and I'm like, well, they drinking some

32:50

bad water. I

32:52

don't know what you're talking about. I

32:54

thought that made me do it with me. Buttigieg is

32:56

on it though, so don't worry. Jane

32:59

Jaworski. Regarding the fan

33:01

episode, I'm from Michigan and my husband is

33:03

from Boston. We live in

33:05

Indiana now. He is a fan of

33:08

all Boston slash New England teams. I

33:10

consider myself a Boston New England fan

33:12

by marriage. I have to

33:14

keep peace in our house. I truly believe that

33:16

spouses get a free pass to which teams they

33:18

support. Do you all agree? As

33:21

long as you're not loud about it, I'm into it.

33:25

It's like, just... Because Boston New

33:27

England teams, they've been doing... I

33:29

know the Patriots have had a rough

33:31

go the last few years, but they've been good

33:33

for a long time. They have a legitimate dynasty

33:35

for a while. You can't move and be like,

33:38

I'm a Patriots fan and then you're up in

33:40

everybody's face all the time. I

33:43

agree though. Yeah. Did Hannah pick

33:46

up any of your teams? She an Alabama fan? I

33:48

don't think Hannah cares at all. Hannah,

33:51

I can't get her to watch a game. She

33:53

doesn't care. She might be a little

33:55

busy. Yeah. She got stuff to do. I'm

33:57

like, watch the kids. I got football. But

34:01

I agree with Jane Jororsky.

34:04

Jane Jorsky. What a great name. Yeah. Jaws.

34:07

Did he die? Jaws. The

34:10

big tall guy. Who? Ron Jorsky? Yeah.

34:12

No. Who was at that died recently? Chris

34:15

Mortison. Yeah. That's who it was. Yeah. Sorry

34:18

about that. Jaws. I thought you, what if that's his

34:20

wife? Maybe. You're

34:23

talking about the guy from double seven

34:25

from James Bond. Jaws. Yeah.

34:27

He did that. Big, tall guy. No. Long

34:29

time ago. We all die eventually. Leslie

34:32

Kuehner. How was that a Nickel Creek

34:34

concert? Great band. Great

34:37

band. Nickel Creek is Chris Theely. Got a

34:39

poster of Chris Lee Lee right behind you,

34:41

Dusty. He hosted a Prairie

34:43

Home Companion that Nate did, but

34:45

Nickel Creek is great. And the

34:48

band wanted to create an intimate, no camera

34:50

slash no phone moment during a song. A

34:52

girl in front of us wouldn't put her

34:54

iPad down as she recorded. One

34:56

of the band members singled her out and

34:59

sternly gestured for her to take her device

35:01

off, which the girl would turn her

35:03

device off. That was, you

35:06

thought that was assumed? No.

35:09

I was that worth stopping the sentence to correct them.

35:11

That doesn't change anything. You know what I mean? To

35:13

take your device off. They

35:15

get what I'm trying to say. All right. I apologize. I

35:17

got to take care of that. You think that drastically changes.

35:20

You think that changes the whole comment?

35:23

I think people are like, take your device off for, yeah, I do. What

35:26

does that mean? Well,

35:29

you're going to have to agree to disagree.

35:31

I don't think that affected the

35:33

comment at all. All right. I apologize. But God

35:36

knows if I get any of these syllables wrong,

35:38

please stop it. We're having a good time, guys.

35:43

My bad. I'll dial back the attitude, man. I'm bringing

35:45

it today. Oh boy. I'm

35:49

sorry. One of the band members

35:51

singled her out and sternly gestured

35:53

for her to turn her device

35:55

off, which the girl wouldn't do.

35:58

So I guess she has footage. of the band being

36:00

annoyed with her to this day. I'd

36:03

like to see that. I'd like to see, she probably

36:05

posted on her TikTok. She's like, look how irritated Nickel

36:07

Creek is. She probably got a lot of views. Yeah.

36:09

You know, when you're at a concert and you see

36:11

somebody filming, there's part of you that's like, why are

36:13

you just enjoy the moment, right? Yeah.

36:15

Once you go home. But I watch a

36:17

lot of videos of concerts recorded by people

36:19

at the concert. So yeah, a TikTok clip

36:21

or something. Oh yeah. I'm grateful somebody's doing

36:23

it. Yeah. But don't do it right in

36:25

front of my face. Right. But

36:28

also you're just annoyed for them. It's like, why don't

36:30

you just enjoy the show? Maybe

36:33

they are enjoying it in their own way. I'll

36:36

be watching a movie with Lucy and

36:38

she's just on her phone and I go, you want to

36:40

watch this together? And she's like, let

36:42

me watch it the way I want to watch it. Which

36:45

is not at all. Yeah.

36:50

You want to experience it together. Somebody's on

36:52

their phone. You're like, you're not getting it. I know. And

36:55

she's like, this show stinks. And I'm like, it's

36:57

actually great. You just got to, got to

36:59

tune into it. You got to know what they're doing here.

37:01

You know, I've watched a couple of movies

37:03

lately and I've changed,

37:06

slightly changed my opinion on them a little

37:08

bit. Okay. Uh, one of

37:10

my all time favorites is because it came out when

37:12

I was a teen, it was the breakfast club. Yeah. I

37:15

still love that movie, but I watched the other night Ruth

37:17

and I watched it. And you

37:19

know, it's not quite as great

37:22

as I maybe remember. There's

37:24

a quick turn at the end where

37:27

they're hating each other more than ever.

37:29

And then now they, they

37:31

do a little, you know, smoke

37:33

a little weed. And then I guess that helps them come

37:35

around. I'm clicking to dusty as I say that. But, uh,

37:39

but I mean, it goes, they lighten up a

37:41

little bit. They lighten up a lot and they

37:43

go from hating each other so much to, you

37:45

know, falling for each other. And

37:48

it just seemed kind of drastic there at the

37:50

end. Yeah. Happens quicker than

37:52

you remember. All of a sudden their

37:54

friend. Yeah. It kind of, there's a

37:57

fan theory that the one girl, the

37:59

weird girl. Yeah is actually

38:01

the only one in detention and

38:03

she's making up all of this

38:06

other stuff in her mind Hmm,

38:10

I like that. She just kind of has every

38:13

like stereotype in there the bad boy

38:15

the jock the popular girl the nerdy

38:17

guy Yeah, and so she

38:19

just makes it on that's her

38:21

way of processing like the social reality of high

38:24

school. Yeah is to put all these Stereotypes

38:27

of people in a room together. Yeah, I

38:29

mean I used to have a joke about

38:31

the Breakfast Club How that was my big

38:33

diversity movie as a kid five straight white

38:35

teenagers forces spend a day together We're like,

38:37

yeah, they're so different Even

38:40

so is there well, they are

38:42

different though. Well, they are but nowadays if that

38:44

movie was made It would be a little bit

38:46

different as far as the five kids forces right

38:48

spend a day together Right and then the other

38:50

movie that all be vaping and beating each other

38:52

up Maybe

39:00

It wouldn't it would end nice they beat up

39:02

the teacher that's got them into it So

39:07

I in our sports movies episode I said

39:09

hoosiers was my favorite sports movie you kind

39:11

of laughed at that a little bit Because

39:13

it seemed like an old person. I'm just

39:15

trying to be funny on the podcast. Um,

39:18

it seemed sincere And

39:21

I do I still do love hoosiers I rewatched

39:23

it recently And

39:26

I still still one of my top movies, but

39:28

I also recently rewatched Rudy,

39:30

which is my second favorite sports movie And

39:33

money ball, which is one of my favorite sports movies.

39:35

Yeah, there was a period where sports

39:37

movies the actual sports scenes Weren't

39:40

that good the action? and

39:44

What money ball does better than any sports

39:46

movie? I think is makes the baseball scene

39:48

seem so legit Yeah, well they integrate a

39:51

lot of real footage they did into the

39:53

movie even the actors. It's so good chris

39:55

pratt does a good job with it Yep,

39:57

and even Excuse me,

39:59

Rudy Rudy, which is now we're 30 years

40:01

old, still does a very good job,

40:03

I think, for sports movies. All

40:06

the practice scenes look legit. They do look legit.

40:08

Hoosier still had some of that little bit of, oh,

40:10

these are actors out there in a

40:12

uniform. If Rudy were made today,

40:14

though, they'd put him on some kind of medication.

40:18

They'd be like, there's something wrong with this guy.

40:20

They probably should have. His voice too wired up.

40:26

He's like running and telling the security guard. I'm going

40:28

to Notre Dame. They're like, I don't know. I'm going

40:30

to send you to the council. Yeah, you're right. You're

40:33

probably right about that. That's very funny.

40:35

There probably is truth to that. Yeah.

40:38

For sure. Next comment comes from

40:41

a relative of Dusty, John Slay. All

40:52

right, John. Is this your buddy, relative? I don't

40:54

know that I know John, but. Well,

40:56

he says I completely disagree with you

40:58

all. Oh, geez. Saying that it

41:00

is okay to wear the shirt of the band

41:02

you're going to see. Jeremy Piven, in one of

41:05

my all time favorite movies, PCU stated

41:07

to his friend that he was not allowed to

41:09

wear the t-shirt of the band he was going

41:11

to see. His classic line was, don't be that

41:13

guy. I quote that line

41:15

all the time to this day and could not

41:17

agree more. Well, PCU is

41:19

great. Really fun movie. But

41:22

I mean, you know, I don't know if you've heard a

41:24

lot about Jeremy Piven, but I love it. I

41:27

don't know. I just I don't

41:29

understand that logic. Like

41:31

you think the band is upset that

41:33

you're wearing their gear. Oh, it's not

41:35

the band being upset about it. The

41:37

fans, right? I don't

41:40

I don't even know what it's just a

41:42

form of gatekeeping that diehard fans do about

41:44

everything. Yeah. You don't understand. It's

41:46

like I'm go like I got

41:48

a band's t-shirt. I'm going to see the

41:50

band. Why would I not wear the shirt

41:53

to the concert? I'm a fan. People

41:57

wear my shirts to my shows and I love it. I'm

41:59

like, this is great. Great. Why

42:01

wouldn't you do it? Well you're wearing it

42:03

on stage. So they're like, if

42:05

you can do it, I guess I can. You're

42:08

wearing your own burger. Yeah. I

42:10

just, I don't get it. I mean, I hate

42:12

to disagree with maybe, you know, one of the

42:14

handful of slays in the world here, but. Let

42:18

me ask you this. I know you

42:20

don't do most holidays. Mother's

42:23

Day? I

42:26

mean, I feel like you kind of forced into

42:28

it because you just seem disrespectful to your mom

42:30

or your mother of your children if you don't

42:32

celebrate it. But I don't, I don't understand it.

42:34

I don't know why we have to. We

42:37

should honor our moms year round, right? Every

42:39

day. Yeah. Your mom took

42:41

you to that Auburn game. That's a great motto. But there is a Mother's

42:44

Day coming up. And

42:46

if you want to win Mother's Day and

42:48

submit your reputation as the best gift giver

42:50

in the family, you know what you should

42:52

give her? I don't know what.

42:55

Aura frames. Oh yeah. Aura digital

42:57

picture frame. Oh, can I say I gave

42:59

my mom and dad an Aura frame? Wow.

43:02

I love it. I can upload photos

43:04

of my kids on the

43:06

app to their frames. Right. And

43:09

they get them in real time. I'll do the same

43:11

thing. I gave my parents one. I upload pictures of

43:13

Dusty's kids on there and then they can see it

43:15

anytime they want. But I got the whole family linked

43:17

up so they can all send pictures to it. It's

43:19

amazing. I got Aura frame for my mom. I send

43:21

pictures of her of Dusty. Not just

43:23

the kids, just Dusty. So she can

43:26

see his latest merch that he's wearing on stage. No

43:28

I send her photos of Eleanor. We've taken millions

43:30

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43:32

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43:35

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43:58

Aura frame, it is really cool. I

44:02

don't know what's happened. You were

44:04

popping a mint or something right into the

44:06

microphone. Was I an acid? I bet. Yeah.

44:10

But I, yeah, sorry, that

44:12

was right in that thing. But the

44:14

Aura frame is really great because, you

44:16

know, like old school frames like that,

44:18

you had to have like a memory

44:20

card in there. And

44:23

then you would have to take the

44:25

memory card out, put it in a computer, load

44:27

a bunch of photos on, then put it in

44:29

the frame. Now, just with the app, it's so

44:31

easy to load them in there. This

44:33

is not even, I'm not even doing the ad anymore.

44:35

It's like, it's just good. I like it. It's

44:37

a bonus app. Yeah. It's

44:40

great stuff. Yeah. Unless, you know, you wouldn't want

44:42

to, I don't know, I can't, I was going to

44:44

make a joke about John Slave. The

44:46

joke wasn't coming to me. Tyler

44:49

Conklin. What a name. Conklin.

44:53

Good name. There was a

44:55

Conklin on there. We've got to cut the tension between

44:57

the two. I'm

45:00

happy to be here, but I feel like there's still

45:02

a cloud over us. No, I didn't feel it until

45:04

right then. And if there's any tension, dude, let me

45:07

tell you the, the Naitland fans, they come to your

45:09

defense too. As they should. Yeah.

45:12

Yeah, they do. Tyler Conklin, which

45:14

is Brian, we can agree is a great name.

45:16

Yeah. I think a Titan, uh,

45:18

Jake, Jake Conklin. Well, that's probably what I was thinking

45:21

of. Yeah. And I, I

45:23

think he's, I don't know. I think he was the Browns

45:25

now. Maybe I don't know. Anyway, yeah. Shut

45:27

up for Matt. This

45:32

episode about fandom hits a little

45:34

harder for me today as it

45:36

comes out that the same day

45:38

that my favorite team, the Arizona

45:40

coyotes are playing their

45:42

last game in Arizona before reportedly

45:44

moving to Utah. To

45:46

me, fandom is all about the experiences and

45:49

memories. And I'll remember a lot of great

45:51

moments from going to games as a kid

45:53

with my dad to taking my daughter to

45:55

games. That is a little sad.

45:57

Yeah. I feel like the world's just

45:59

moving on. and doesn't care about you at all,

46:02

you know? Yeah, I mean if you guys are getting

46:04

a new team, I don't know if you are, just,

46:06

you know, just start going to that one and uhm...

46:08

And I don't want to interrupt you again, Aaron, because

46:10

tension's still there but... But

46:13

coyotes? I was just, I'm trying to, again, this

46:15

is a comedy podcast so I try to throw

46:17

in little Alright! ...

46:20

try to be silly and goofy whenever I can. Well,

46:22

with this group, you just never know what's legit, what's

46:24

not. When I said poem,

46:26

I wasn't trying to be funny. And I say

46:29

coyotes but it's fun to say coyotes right now

46:31

and then. Yeah. I

46:33

think coyote is an acceptable pronunciation.

46:35

There's a country singer, Jared Morris,

46:37

that I like. He has a

46:40

song, Coyotes. That's

46:42

how he says it in the song. Yeah. I

46:44

was just coming to Tyler's defense but it's his last time

46:46

to remember his team and he probably

46:48

wants to remember them the way they're

46:50

printing out. The Arizona Coyotes. Now

46:53

Utah will not have coyotes. Yeah. Utah

46:56

is probably getting, probably getting an MLB team too.

46:59

Salt Lake is. Yeah. Phoenix

47:01

still has a lot going on. Phoenix

47:04

is still a great city. It is a great

47:06

city. But I am sorry about that. I would

47:08

be very bummed if I were a big fan of a team

47:10

and they moved. Probably because it's the only cold

47:12

place to go and... Mine may be.

47:14

It's the only ice. You think fans would go just

47:16

to cool off. Just to cool off a bit. Jason

47:19

Gamble. I liked Dusty's question about why he

47:21

didn't see the moon before the eclipse happened.

47:24

It would be cool to see the moon

47:26

creeping up on the sun but

47:28

a solar eclipse only occurs

47:30

when we are in the new moon

47:32

phase. Like Aaron said, from

47:35

our perspective the moon is in shadow

47:37

during a solar eclipse. So the moon

47:39

is not seen during this time. Sure

47:41

guys. I mean, what are

47:44

you going to tell yourself? It's invisible to us

47:46

until it gets in front of the sun. I

47:48

mean. Well

47:51

certainly you believe in like the best

47:53

rebuttal. The new moon right? Well

47:56

yeah. phases,

48:00

that's probably not a

48:02

planet, whatever floating around out

48:04

there and it goes through its phases. So,

48:07

you know, you should listen to the

48:09

song by Soundgarden, Black Hole Sun, and

48:12

that seems a little bit more like what we

48:15

experienced. I think it's the Black Sun coming in

48:17

and it's a... Yeah,

48:19

or maybe the, you know,

48:21

our governments have figured out

48:24

a way to make an

48:26

artificial sun. Maybe. So

48:28

sometimes we're seeing two suns in the

48:30

sky at the same time. Our government

48:32

that can't fill a pothole is building

48:34

artificial suns. Well, they want you to

48:36

believe they're stupid. That's why they're like,

48:38

oh, we can't fix the roads, we

48:40

just can't get around to it. But

48:42

yet they're creating artificial suns and, you

48:45

know, telling us to put on sunscreen. Yeah,

48:48

I'm sure that's it. Hey,

48:50

I'm just throwing out some possibility. I mean,

48:52

you sent me into the conversation. Yeah, you

48:54

sent me some photos though of two suns.

48:56

I did. Out there. Two suns. Videos.

48:58

People are capturing videos of two suns in the sky.

49:02

Really? Where? I don't know.

49:04

Wherever Luke Skywalker lived. Tatooine.

49:06

Tatooine, yeah. Andy

49:08

Babos. Babos. Andy

49:14

Babos. Dusty is 100% correct. Well,

49:17

there you go. This is your people. Yeah. Dusty is

49:19

100% correct about shredded cheese

49:22

having additives to prevent clumping. This

49:24

is why shredded cheese doesn't melt as well as

49:27

other cheese and why it browns so quickly. Shred

49:29

at home for sure. Yeah. Don't

49:32

be buying that shredded cheese.

49:35

It's going to get you. It's

49:37

going to get you. But I

49:39

feel like that's shredding is such

49:41

a...it's annoying. It's annoying enough

49:43

that I'll take the additives because I don't have to

49:45

do it myself. I will too. Eat a bunch of

49:48

salt dyes. I will too. I'll be pooping out some

49:50

wood. Yep. Sounds good to me. It

49:52

sounds good to me too. It's worth it. Okay.

49:55

Josh Stringer, former

49:58

butcher here. It,

50:01

former, like he, as he retired, he

50:03

had to give it up. He

50:05

was into deep. If it's labeled

50:07

ground beef, it is a mix

50:09

of different cuts and different fat ratios.

50:12

It could be anything and usually very

50:14

cheap. Look for ground chuck, round sirloin,

50:16

etc. That tells you what

50:19

cut of beef it's from and should come with

50:21

a higher accuracy of lean to fat ratio. As

50:24

far as what it's fed, most cattle

50:26

are fed corn because it yields

50:28

faster growth and more fat, which

50:30

Americans love. We do love fat.

50:33

Grass fed are leaner and sometimes

50:35

more gamey tasting, which I like.

50:38

Yeah, I think this is good information. I

50:41

like this. I mean, I agree. I don't

50:43

think that they should be eating corn. I

50:46

think some fat is good for you. We're supposed to

50:48

have fats. I

50:50

think it's good for you. And I think

50:52

we're, we're told that all that stuff is bad for

50:54

us. All the things they say is bad for you

50:57

is probably good for you. And

50:59

all the things they're telling you to eat is

51:01

probably destroying your body. By

51:06

they, I mean, you know, the, the,

51:08

you know, the people, the

51:10

officials who give us this information, the

51:12

powers that be. Yeah. I

51:15

think you and the powers that be agree

51:17

on most food related issues. I

51:19

defended you on the food episode because I feel like

51:21

you were in good agreement with most

51:23

of them. Drink more water, less

51:26

sodas, avoid fast food. Well,

51:28

yeah, I mean, that sort of stuff is obvious.

51:32

Don't drink soda, drink water.

51:34

Yeah. But don't drink tap water, filter your water

51:36

and then add back in your own minerals. Add

51:39

back in minerals. You got

51:41

to get your minerals. You can do

51:43

like a, a mineral salt or

51:45

a Celtic sea salt, but a little bit, a

51:47

little pinch of that in your water. Mix

51:50

that up. But where do you get the minerals

51:52

from? Well, it'll be in that salt. But where

51:54

do you get the salt from? You go out and get

51:56

it yourself? Well, you buy it anywhere. Well, why do you

51:58

trust them to have good salt? Well, I don't

52:00

really trust anyone. But there's no,

52:02

you know, it's like we only have so many options,

52:05

you know. Yeah. Eventually, you just got to give it

52:07

a shot. Right. And it's like I

52:09

made a joke about Flint, right? And it's like, yeah,

52:11

I'm just kind of making a joke. But it's like,

52:13

I don't, I think people still talk

52:15

about it, that that problem is maybe not fixed.

52:18

Mm hmm. So it's

52:20

like, if the water's gotten so bad

52:22

there, and they don't even fix it,

52:24

well, who's to say what's going on

52:26

with our water? So I mean, maybe,

52:28

you know, hopefully, it's not that bad.

52:30

But how old are the pipes? What

52:32

do the pipes look like that our water's coming

52:34

through? Oh, corroded and gross.

52:37

So I would say, filter that water. But if you

52:39

get it such a good filter, you're filtering out all

52:41

the bad stuff, but you might also be filtering out

52:43

the good stuff. So you got to add some good minerals back

52:45

in. I have a sink downstairs

52:48

in my house where if you turn the water on,

52:50

it's brown for like two seconds, and then it gets

52:52

clear. Wow. What's that all about? I

52:54

don't know. I just ignore it. Yeah. I

52:57

hope everything's okay. Well, just don't drink from

52:59

that one. Yeah, just don't

53:01

drink from that. I'll wash my hands. Well, I used to

53:03

drink sink water all the time back in the day. I

53:05

remember a girl came over to my apartment one time, and

53:08

she asked her some water, and I gave it to her

53:10

out of the sink. And she goes, this filtered? And I

53:12

go, yeah. Yeah.

53:18

And I'm just imagining a little like Dixie

53:20

cup that you rinse your mouth

53:22

out with from the sink. Yeah. Yeah.

53:25

I mean, yeah. It was not – I

53:27

did not have the most sanitary place when I

53:29

was a drinker. I was

53:31

all alone, and I used to – I

53:33

wouldn't buy paper towels. I would just have

53:36

like hand towels that I would use as

53:38

napkins. My buddy came over who was married

53:40

with kids, and he asked for a napkin,

53:43

and I gave him one of these, and

53:45

he goes, nah. No. I use my sleeves.

53:48

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there is great. And I looked up that line

55:45

on that game. Celtics are favorite like 15, which

55:49

seems like a ton for a NBA

55:51

playoff, but I guess the first round there's some

55:54

mismatches, potentially a little bit of mismatches, I

55:56

guess. Yeah. And when sports

55:58

are rigged, it's you can do. You can do whatever

56:00

you want with it. Well, sports aren't rigged. You

56:03

know? Yeah. So you should

56:05

use draft. Is

56:12

it ever hard just get out there in life

56:14

when everyone's, you know? No,

56:17

I mean, once you just know that it

56:19

is, then you just exist out here in

56:21

it. And you know, when, you know,

56:23

when you're a Christian, you know, the Bible says

56:25

you are in the world, not of the world.

56:27

So that's what I'm out here doing. I'm just

56:30

walking around in this place that's

56:32

not my home. And

56:34

you know, having a good time. Having a good

56:36

time out here. You know? There

56:38

you go. Well, there's a lot going on this week. Um,

56:41

today, Monday is Earth Day. Oh,

56:44

happy Earth Day, everybody. I

56:47

got some little bit about that. I want to talk about

56:50

Passover starts at sundown. Well,

56:53

as of today, but not when the podcast comes

56:55

out. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. Because

56:58

it technically starts Tuesday. Well,

57:00

I think it starts today, Monday, sundown. Okay.

57:03

All right. Thursday, NFL Draft. For

57:09

cool people like myself. That's our

57:11

passover. Exactly. Uh,

57:15

Friday's Arbor Day. Wow. So

57:17

that kind of literally dropped off quick.

57:21

What's Arbor Day like? That's like a tree.

57:23

Trees. Trees. I'm all

57:25

about that. I thought you'd be all about it. I'm

57:28

not a global warming guy, but

57:30

I am a let's protect the

57:32

earth guy. Sure. You know

57:34

what I mean? So I'm sorry. Go

57:36

ahead. No, I looked up birthday. I guess every

57:39

year they have a, you know, a theme or something there.

57:42

Let's focus on this this year. I think you're going to

57:44

be on board with this dusty. Their

57:46

goal is to reduce, uh,

57:48

all plastics by 60% by

57:50

2040. I'm

57:53

into that. And they said how micro

57:55

plastics is becoming a really big problem.

57:57

Yeah. Which sounds like something you would agree

57:59

with. And they

58:01

say consumer is not the problem. It's the

58:03

plastic industry and manufacturers, which again, I think

58:05

you'd be on board with. Sort of. I

58:07

think if we just as a whole decided

58:09

that we were going to reject it and

58:12

just buy glass or

58:14

aluminum or whatever, then the

58:16

industry itself would be forced to make changes. But how

58:18

do you get people to do that? That's

58:21

the question. Yeah. I've

58:23

been hearing more and more about microplastics. I think

58:25

it's becoming more mainstream. Yeah. You had a bunch

58:28

in you right now flowing through your blood. Like

58:31

you can buy – I think I've talked about

58:33

this before, but you can – on every plastic,

58:35

it has a little triangle and

58:37

then it has a number in the triangle. Yeah.

58:39

We talked about that. Okay. And

58:41

it's like I had a water bottle that

58:44

I still use it because it's – for

58:46

traveling, it's the most convenient thing. But

58:49

the water bottle itself, the number on it

58:51

said safe for humans to drink

58:53

from. But the top said

58:56

not safe for humans. The

58:58

thing I'm putting my mouth all over. Yeah.

59:01

It's like the plastic itself is like –

59:03

this is not safe. Right. But it's fun

59:05

to live on the edge a little bit.

59:08

But yeah, they're like the bottle. So when

59:10

you buy it, it says this bottle is

59:12

totally safe because they're not lying. The

59:14

bottle is safe. So do you

59:16

drink bottled water? Yeah, all the

59:18

time. I don't want to, but –

59:20

Because of the plastics. Yeah. I'm on the

59:22

road and I'm like this is my option.

59:26

Yeah. And I load up my backpack every green room.

59:28

I put 40 bottles of water in there. Then

59:32

you get to the airport and dump three bottles of water. I

59:34

try to drink it all the morning. I mean

59:36

I drink tons of water. I drink so much

59:39

water. That's great. Yeah. But

59:41

it's great if you're not taking microplastics the whole

59:43

time. You ever take

59:45

something other than water with you on stage and try to drink

59:47

it? I've never had. You've never done

59:49

coffee or tea or anything? I've done a tea, but I

59:51

was like not feeling good. Yeah. I took a Diet Coke

59:54

the other day. Big mistake, dude. Was it? Yeah.

59:57

It was just warm Diet Coke. Oh,

59:59

yeah. And you know, your mouth starts getting dry

1:00:01

and then you look down, all you got's a warm

1:00:03

diet Coke. It's just not

1:00:05

good. I don't recommend it. If

1:00:08

I took a coffee, I'd burn myself.

1:00:10

It would be a big scene going all over

1:00:13

you. Totally. All that stuff seems

1:00:15

fun. It seems like, oh, you know,

1:00:17

I'm a pro at this. I'll

1:00:19

take a coffee and just sip it while I'm

1:00:21

doing comedy. And then you get out there and

1:00:23

you're like, I'm actually out here working. This is

1:00:25

not a relaxed thing. My throat is dry. Yeah,

1:00:27

I look like I'm relaxed, but I'm like, I'm

1:00:30

in, I'm in my head. I'm like focusing

1:00:32

on my jokes. I'm doing a thing. It's

1:00:34

work up there. People don't think it's work because

1:00:37

you're just standing there, but I come off stage

1:00:39

and I'm like, dang, I'm tired. Just

1:00:41

an hour and a half. Yeah. For

1:00:43

an hour, for 90 minutes, you stand

1:00:45

there and you're like mentally focused and

1:00:48

you're talking and

1:00:51

being hilarious. For 45 minutes, I'm standing up there talking

1:00:53

and being so, so funny. Same

1:01:00

here. It

1:01:03

is now. I usually

1:01:05

do close to an hour. I

1:01:07

mean, the club, I do about 50 and theater. I

1:01:10

do like an hour. Yeah. I'm

1:01:12

loving the theater thing. I mean, I kind

1:01:14

of resisted it in a way. I remember,

1:01:16

I remember you going like, I don't want

1:01:18

to do theaters, man. Now I really resisted

1:01:20

it, but I'm like, once you're in there

1:01:22

and actually it's bigger, but it

1:01:24

kind of is more intimate. Like

1:01:27

you don't have the distraction of the

1:01:29

server. I love comedy club servers, but

1:01:31

it's like, you don't have any of

1:01:33

that. You're like, they're just sitting facing.

1:01:36

That's pretty great. Yeah. No check drop. None

1:01:40

of that. And no real pressure. At

1:01:42

least for now. I mean, some places I have started

1:01:45

to add second shows because the first show it's sold

1:01:47

out, but it's like, for now. I'm

1:01:49

doing, I'm doing one show a night. There's really

1:01:51

no pressure to get out of there for the

1:01:53

next show. Like I can just go. Like when

1:01:55

I'm starting doing two shows a night, I imagine

1:01:57

I can't do an hour. It'll do an hour.

1:02:00

20. Yeah. Yeah. Tighten it up

1:02:02

a bit. And you're

1:02:04

doing theaters that they're used to performances

1:02:07

there. Yes. Like most time when I do

1:02:09

a theater, they're like, they go

1:02:12

up forehand. Finding Nemo 2 will be

1:02:14

here Friday. Yeah. We had a fourth

1:02:16

grade production of The Wiz this year

1:02:18

next week. Yeah. So the other thing,

1:02:21

I was walking the other day in

1:02:23

my neighborhood, I noticed, man, my neighbor

1:02:25

has not cut their grass in

1:02:28

a while. And I'm like, and

1:02:30

they had a sign in their yard. Apparently, April

1:02:32

is no-mo-month. And the reason

1:02:34

is I'll get it. No-mo-month. No-mo-month.

1:02:39

Have you heard this, Dusty? They're encouraging people

1:02:41

not to mow their grass because people cut

1:02:43

their grass too much, they say. And it

1:02:45

helps the environment if you don't cut it

1:02:48

so much. It helps groundwater absorb

1:02:51

more if you don't.

1:02:54

Well, I think, yeah, there's a lot of

1:02:56

things going on with lawns that's too much.

1:02:58

It's like, first off, everybody's spraying pesticides or

1:03:01

herbicides in their lawns to get rid of

1:03:04

all these other dandelions. Like

1:03:06

my yard looks really bad compared

1:03:08

to my neighbor's yard because my

1:03:11

neighbor has a service and

1:03:13

they come out and he just has

1:03:15

fertilized, thick green lush. Looks good. Mine's

1:03:18

got dandelions and clover and all these

1:03:21

things growing. Snakes and dandelions. Yeah. But

1:03:23

I'm like, that's what I want. I

1:03:25

want this diversity. I want these flowers

1:03:27

coming up so the bees can get

1:03:29

at the flowers. You want an ecosystem.

1:03:31

Yeah. An ecosystem. See, I

1:03:33

want to kill all those things. Me too. Me

1:03:35

too. I want my yard to look like a

1:03:37

putting green. Yeah. Nothing can live

1:03:40

there. And that is what people want. No.

1:03:43

But I want light. I got rabbits. I got

1:03:45

right now I had rabbits over

1:03:47

the winter give birth in my

1:03:50

yard. I have some

1:03:52

eastern bluebirds housing in one of

1:03:54

my birdhouses. I have doves raising

1:03:56

two baby doves on my flower

1:03:58

bed by my house. I'm

1:04:01

like, this is what I'm talking about. I'm

1:04:03

trying to bring life out here. Can

1:04:05

I ask y'all questions, see if I should be concerned about

1:04:07

this? We just got, we're

1:04:10

getting ready to sell our house. So we're fixing

1:04:12

up our deck and a couple other things before

1:04:14

we sell our current house. And

1:04:17

the other day I was getting ready to leave for Omaha.

1:04:19

I walked out on our back deck and

1:04:21

there's half a raccoon just

1:04:23

on the deck. Almost

1:04:26

like it had been ripped in half. It

1:04:28

looked like a baby raccoon. I won't pull the

1:04:30

picture up on here, but I took some pictures

1:04:32

of it. And it's

1:04:34

just laying there dead. Almost as if

1:04:37

something ripped it apart. Yes, you should

1:04:39

be concerned. I think I know what

1:04:41

it is. Cheaper combo. You do? Well,

1:04:44

because I, now I don't know,

1:04:46

but you said a baby raccoon. I had- It

1:04:49

looked young. It looks young. Out in

1:04:51

McMinnville, I found a rat,

1:04:53

basically like a rat or

1:04:56

squirrel face. It

1:04:58

was just the snout and the whiskers

1:05:00

coming off. And

1:05:02

I asked this on my podcast and

1:05:05

a lot of people said it's probably like

1:05:07

an eagle or a hawk. Oh.

1:05:10

And had caught it and maybe

1:05:12

dropped half of it or- Wow.

1:05:15

Interesting. That would explain it. Yeah. What

1:05:18

were you thinking? A serial killer? I had no-

1:05:21

The restaurant in Omaha. You should be concerned about

1:05:24

this. Try to send a message. Keep

1:05:26

our names out your mouth. I

1:05:29

had no idea. I don't know if we've got another type

1:05:32

of animal that just bites these

1:05:34

things and just leaves them there.

1:05:36

A coyote? Yeah, coyote. Potentially.

1:05:38

There was foxes in hermitage. I've

1:05:40

seen a fox. Interesting. I only

1:05:42

see possums and raccoons out

1:05:44

there. But the one thing

1:05:46

I do know about raccoons, and this is- don't

1:05:49

laugh at me if this sounds naive and I'm like,

1:05:51

I know raccoons can carry rabies. So

1:05:53

I go, I don't want to pick up this

1:05:56

raccoon body without finding

1:05:58

out if I can. Googled it

1:06:00

and they said call animal control and just

1:06:02

check if it's okay to touch. So

1:06:05

I left this voicemail maybe and like, yeah,

1:06:08

there's like a dead raccoon. I just want to make sure it's okay

1:06:10

to touch. They called back and they're like, this

1:06:12

does not concern us at all. Like you should

1:06:14

not have called us. And I was like, okay.

1:06:17

I want to just take a shovel or something.

1:06:19

Well, that's about the rudest thing. They can just

1:06:21

go. Yeah, it's all right. Well, I should say

1:06:23

I only read the transcript of it on the

1:06:25

phone. I haven't listened to the tone of voice

1:06:27

of how they called back. I'm going

1:06:29

to try it. Play it. Yeah, we can

1:06:31

play it. I'll play it on here. We'll see how it

1:06:34

sounds. Yeah, let's see what. But it's

1:06:36

still there. I came back from O'Haul and it's

1:06:38

still just sitting on my deck and I could

1:06:40

grab it. You got a compost? Throw

1:06:42

it in there. Compost that bad boy. Do you think?

1:06:44

Can you do that with just a raccoon body? Yeah.

1:06:51

That's going to break down. That's you know,

1:06:53

that's just going to break down and give

1:06:56

you some good nutrients. It'll

1:06:59

be back next week. You

1:07:01

should bury it. I watched a guy.

1:07:03

Okay, yeah, here it is. This is what they said.

1:07:05

I haven't listened to this. I'm also a clinic with

1:07:07

a general control. I am calling you about that. That

1:07:09

directly in the backyard. That

1:07:14

would be considered

1:07:17

a public works

1:07:20

organization. We don't do dead

1:07:22

animals or dead wildlife specifically.

1:07:25

If you call public

1:07:27

works, they should be able to help. So he

1:07:29

was nice about it. Yeah, he was nice about

1:07:31

it. I like that he said dead animals or

1:07:33

dead wildlife. Anything

1:07:36

dead, honestly, just give him a call. But

1:07:39

I don't know. I wouldn't palm it, but I

1:07:41

would take a shovel or something. I don't

1:07:43

want to get rabies, dude. I don't think you can get rabies

1:07:45

that way. I think they have to bite you. That's what they

1:07:47

tell you. I think

1:07:49

they have to bite you or claw you. They do have

1:07:51

to bite you or saliva or any kind of liquid. But

1:07:53

all these flies were eating at it and I was like,

1:07:56

can they spread rabies? And I went down a rabbit hole.

1:07:58

I can't. Yeah, you're going to get it. some

1:08:00

gross stuff out there. So, because the

1:08:02

sides have larvae that uh, you know.

1:08:04

Send Lucy out there to get it.

1:08:07

Dr. Justin Marchegiani Lucy hasn't gone outside

1:08:09

since I've—since I told her about it.

1:08:12

Uh. Dr. Justin Marchegiani But yeah, I mean— Dr.

1:08:14

Justin Marchegiani There it is. Dr. Justin Marchegiani Oh, yeah.

1:08:16

Oh, let me see. Dr. Justin Marchegiani Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:08:19

Grab that. That's pretty gnarly, isn't it? Dr. Justin Marchegiani

1:08:21

Oh, yeah. That's the face. Dr.

1:08:23

Justin Marchegiani Oh! Dr. Justin

1:08:26

Marchegiani Oh, that's awesome. Dr. Justin Marchegiani Okay. Dr. Justin

1:08:28

Marchegiani Okay. Dr. Justin Marchegiani So this week— Dr. Justin

1:08:30

Marchegiani I mean, I'm sad about it, but that's awesome

1:08:32

though. Dr. Justin Marchegiani Yeah, that's interesting. Anyway.

1:08:36

Uh, well, I

1:08:39

was gonna get into some cloud-seeding stuff, but maybe we should

1:08:41

just uh—I'll just say this in

1:08:43

Dubai. I can get into that. I

1:08:45

guess it's very uh—they have very few—little rain year-round.

1:08:47

Dr. Justin Marchegiani Yeah. Dr. Justin Marchegiani So they do cloud-seeding?

1:08:49

Dr. Justin Marchegiani Cloud-seeding. Dr. Justin Marchegiani They just had a—well,

1:08:52

I should say this. They just

1:08:54

had a flood in Dubai and they think it's—the article

1:08:56

I read, they think it's because of cloud-seeding where

1:08:58

they put chemicals— Dr. Justin Marchegiani I

1:09:01

think it's a real thing, isn't it? Where

1:09:04

they put chemicals in the clouds to—to make

1:09:06

it rain and they think it kinda overdid

1:09:08

it. Dr. Justin Marchegiani And they got

1:09:10

a flood. Did people get hurt by it? Dr. Justin Marchegiani Well,

1:09:12

I don't know, but it's flooding in Dubai, so uh— Dr.

1:09:16

Justin Marchegiani Yeah, it doesn't look good. Dr.

1:09:18

Justin Marchegiani Yeah. Dr. Justin Marchegiani Sounds like a conspiracy

1:09:20

to me. Dr. Justin Marchegiani Well, two seeds— Dr. Justin Marchegiani

1:09:22

Is that a chemtrail? Dr. Justin Marchegiani Yeah. Dr.

1:09:25

Justin Marchegiani Oh, that's good. Dr. Justin Marchegiani They did pass

1:09:27

it. The governor signed it? Dr. Justin Marchegiani Oh, I don't

1:09:29

know. They—I guess legislature. Dr. Justin Marchegiani I called the governor.

1:09:31

I'm gonna sign it. Dr. Justin Marchegiani I shouldn't know. Just

1:09:33

let Dusty take this. Dr. Justin Marchegiani Yeah. Dr. Justin Marchegiani

1:09:36

Well, I called him. I mean, I saw this thing and

1:09:38

I was— Dr. Justin Marchegiani You called Bill? Dr. Justin Marchegiani

1:09:40

Yeah. Dr. Justin Marchegiani Yeah. I'm

1:10:00

like dude, let's not worry about if this

1:10:02

is real or not. Let's just go ahead

1:10:04

and be like we – you know, it'd

1:10:06

be like I saw people on the internet

1:10:08

trying to make fun of their guys. Let's

1:10:10

go ahead and pass the anti-Big Foot law

1:10:12

or whatever, trying to act like this is

1:10:14

a conspiracy. I'm like why not?

1:10:16

You know what I mean? Like why not?

1:10:19

Somebody proposed a bill saying if Big Foot's

1:10:21

real and they want to hang out in

1:10:23

our public park, we're not going to

1:10:25

allow that. I'm for it. I'm

1:10:27

for it. Let's go ahead and sign it, and

1:10:30

then if Big Foot shows up, well I don't really

1:10:32

want you around my kids. Let's

1:10:35

go ahead and sign it. Makes

1:10:38

sense to me. If aliens

1:10:40

can't come to our church or whatever, whatever kind of

1:10:42

thing you want to – if space aliens come down,

1:10:44

I don't want them in the church. Well

1:10:49

they need to know about Jesus just like

1:10:51

everyone else does. They need to find Christ

1:10:54

too. I'm fine. All

1:10:56

right. Well I'm glad I brought that up. I did watch

1:10:58

an interesting – I don't even want to talk about it.

1:11:01

Okay. Yeah,

1:11:04

save it. All right. This

1:11:06

week, it's been a while since we talked

1:11:08

about estate. Aaron just got

1:11:10

back from Nebraska. So we should talk about

1:11:12

Nebraska. I'll see who's just there too.

1:11:14

All right. Yeah, I've been there. I've been to Nebraska a bunch of

1:11:16

times. I like Nebraska. I was

1:11:19

just there with Nate a couple months ago. Oh

1:11:21

nice. We did the arena there and he

1:11:23

did the arena and I was along in Omaha. Oh awesome.

1:11:25

Yeah. I did Lincoln. I

1:11:28

did Omaha. Oh yeah. I've done Omaha. First

1:11:31

time I ever went to Nebraska was in

1:11:34

Columbus, Nebraska. I

1:11:36

went to a bar called O'Bourney's

1:11:38

Husker Bar, and

1:11:40

Todd O'Bourney was the owner, and

1:11:42

he fed me steaks, and

1:11:45

me and Hannah opened for me. This was when

1:11:47

Hannah was still doing comedy. We went

1:11:49

there. Hannah opened for me, and it

1:11:52

was a hot show, two hot shows. We did two

1:11:54

nights in a row. Now they have some of the

1:11:56

Omaha steaks or – was it Omaha

1:11:58

Steak? I guess it

1:12:00

was, you know, coming from that area. It

1:12:03

was a good steak though. It was good. Yeah. I

1:12:06

mean, this guy, I mean, it was, you know, this was a

1:12:08

bar, bar, but he had a performance space and Todd ended up

1:12:10

coming to see me in Omaha at

1:12:12

another time. Great dude. I

1:12:15

hope he listens to the podcast. Shout out. Todd

1:12:17

O'Bourney. Todd, what is the deal with

1:12:19

Omaha steaks? What is that all about? It's

1:12:22

a company. They're in Omaha and I

1:12:24

guess they just have some of the leading production

1:12:27

of steaks anywhere in the country. The

1:12:30

pastrami, the, the Reuben sandwich was invented

1:12:32

in Omaha, Nebraska. It wasn't invented in

1:12:34

Nebraska. Uh, I don't know if it

1:12:36

was Omaha. We got the numbers. No,

1:12:38

you're right. You're right. It was Omaha.

1:12:40

I do have the numbers right here,

1:12:44

but with by Reuben killed, his

1:12:46

name was Reuben. Yeah.

1:12:49

Local grocer. They were having a late night

1:12:51

poker game at a hotel and they were

1:12:53

hungry and he whipped up a sandwich and this 1925 in

1:12:55

Omaha. And one of the players who

1:12:58

owned the hotel loved it and started serving it

1:13:00

there in his hotel restaurant. Wow. I

1:13:02

love a Reuben. I love pastrami in general.

1:13:05

I mean, I got, when

1:13:07

I went to the Northeast, I was there four nights. I had, I

1:13:10

had pastrami four nights in a row. I mean, I

1:13:12

love it. Samages. Yeah. Yeah.

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1:15:04

right. Nebraska.

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I didn't really think about this till we

1:15:10

started doing these states up. So how many states, the

1:15:13

origin of the word comes from, it's a Native

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American word. Most of them, right? Most

1:15:17

of them. At least I would guess 40. Yeah.

1:15:20

If not, I mean there's Washington. There's a few exceptions. Sure.

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Almost all of them are Native American words. This

1:15:25

is a Native American word, it means flat water. Flat

1:15:28

water. Yeah. So like

1:15:30

not sparkling. Yeah, I guess so.

1:15:33

Tap water. Water always finds its level.

1:15:35

No matter what it's in, it always finds its

1:15:37

level. Sea level. Sea level, yeah.

1:15:40

Yeah. It's flat. Well, liquid

1:15:42

by definition takes the shape of whatever container it's in. That's

1:15:46

what's happening. Yeah. Flat water.

1:15:48

I thought this

1:15:51

is, Nebraska is the only triply

1:15:53

landlocked US state. I

1:15:56

mean, if you want to get to

1:15:58

a body of water, you got to go through three states. States to get

1:16:00

there. Wow. Oh man, it

1:16:02

is right in the middle, huh? Talk

1:16:05

about textbook middle America. It's

1:16:07

right there in the center. It's

1:16:09

the bullseye of America. I think Kansas

1:16:12

is textbook middle America, but nah. Dude,

1:16:14

Nebraska is what you think of.

1:16:17

Okay. When I say body of water,

1:16:19

I mean an ocean or a gulf. I'm sure they've

1:16:21

had one that people care about. Yeah, exactly. I'm

1:16:24

sure they got a few ponds out there in Nebraska. We're

1:16:26

talking real. They had a lot of flooding out there a

1:16:28

few years ago. Did they? From

1:16:30

what? All that flat water. Water

1:16:33

tower tipped over. What happened? Some

1:16:38

cloud seeding going on out there. It's

1:16:40

capital's Lincoln. Most

1:16:42

populous city of Omaha. I think they did that. That is. Just

1:16:45

real quick about the cloud seeding and then I'll leave it alone. All right. I'm

1:16:48

sorry. Whenever people talk about weather manipulation,

1:16:50

they always go, that's ridiculous. And

1:16:52

then we're like, oh, hey, we're cloud seeding. We're dropping stuff

1:16:54

off in the clouds to cause rain. And you're like, oh,

1:16:57

is that weather manipulation? Yeah,

1:17:00

I didn't even know this was a real

1:17:02

thing. I've heard about ski resorts that can

1:17:04

put chemicals to make it snow. Oh,

1:17:07

I didn't know that. But

1:17:09

I didn't know it was a common thing.

1:17:14

Anyway, there's something about, now I'm going to get

1:17:16

off on this. There's something about nature though. And

1:17:18

I know weather can kill

1:17:20

so many people. So I don't want to be

1:17:23

flipping about this. But in the world where we

1:17:25

can do everything, I don't know. There's

1:17:27

something I like about the fact that nature

1:17:30

can still, you can have rain outs. Yeah.

1:17:33

I don't know. I mean, I know, I don't even know

1:17:35

what I'm trying to say. When I watch a presidential

1:17:38

inauguration and they're out there in the rain

1:17:40

or whatever, there's only so much we can

1:17:42

do as humans. Yeah. I

1:17:45

don't really have a point. Yeah. You

1:17:48

like the idea that ultimately we have to submit to a higher power. Yes.

1:17:51

Yes. That's what I'm trying to say.

1:17:53

There's something beautiful about that. There is something, you know. And again, I

1:17:55

don't want to be flipping. It's

1:18:00

good to overtake me in anything. It's a good

1:18:02

feeling. Yeah. It's good to be reminded of that every

1:18:04

now and then. Yeah. I'll walk back in

1:18:06

pretty quick. Didn't

1:18:09

you get injured on the ocean? Oh,

1:18:11

I did, but with drones. I

1:18:13

couldn't remember what it was. He also fell off a

1:18:15

mountain. I did. I'm dude. I'm

1:18:18

out here. I'm exploring the world and it's letting

1:18:21

me know it's boss. The two favorite stories, your

1:18:23

story bombing at the farmer's market with your mom.

1:18:25

So great. And you falling off

1:18:27

the mountain. I'm like, two favorite stories. I thought we

1:18:29

were friends. No, I love, I love pain and suffering.

1:18:32

I love those stories from you guys. It's

1:18:36

so funny to me. That was in

1:18:38

Kentucky. What that happened. One

1:18:42

of those great mountain estates. That's right. That's

1:18:44

right. Not going to happen in Nebraska. Nope.

1:18:48

Nope. Flat water. All

1:18:50

right. So Nebraska became a state in 1867. I'd

1:18:53

heard the Homestead Act. Didn't really know what it was. They

1:18:56

offered families 160 acres of

1:18:58

land if you would go out there and

1:19:00

build and farm on it for five years.

1:19:03

Wow. Pretty good deal. Yeah.

1:19:06

And it's pretty good. It's probably worth more now.

1:19:08

Flash forward. Bill Gates is buying up

1:19:10

all that land. They used to give it to

1:19:12

us. Go farm and make a life for yourself.

1:19:15

Now they're like, nah. Take

1:19:17

that back from him. Well,

1:19:21

I didn't say that in the thing I read, but I'm sure

1:19:23

that's okay. I

1:19:26

didn't know this. Not again.

1:19:28

The Nebraska legislature is

1:19:30

the only American legislature that's

1:19:33

uniqueameral. Meaning

1:19:35

they only have, they have

1:19:38

no political party affiliation. Like here in

1:19:40

Tennessee, we have Republican, Democrat, whatever. It's

1:19:43

just one party. In

1:19:45

Nebraska? Mm-hmm. Really? Just

1:19:48

for the state legislature. They still have Republican, Democrat.

1:19:51

Sure. U.S. But

1:19:53

if you're running for a state senate. I think

1:19:55

that you don't have a party affiliation in Nebraska.

1:19:57

That's how I read it. Yeah. I

1:19:59

like that. Like maybe when you're voting for them,

1:20:01

you've made a joke about this in the

1:20:03

past, but maybe when you're voting for them,

1:20:05

you actually look at what they're running on

1:20:07

instead of the letter next to their name.

1:20:10

Interesting. But you could also

1:20:12

never mind. Yeah.

1:20:15

Yeah. It's the only state legislature in

1:20:17

the US that is officially nonpartisan. I

1:20:20

like that. That's good. Good

1:20:22

for Nebraska. Yeah. So when

1:20:24

you think of famous people from Nebraska, who do you

1:20:26

think of? I only know... Oh,

1:20:30

Larry the Cable Guy. That's who I think of. Yeah.

1:20:32

Yeah. He's probably up there

1:20:34

for me too. I think Warren Buffett. Mm-hmm. I

1:20:37

think of Peyton Manning yelling Omaha. Mm-hmm. Those

1:20:40

are the top three. I don't

1:20:42

know if that's a famous person, Peyton Manning

1:20:44

yelling. Well, I'm just saying, well, Peyton Manning.

1:20:46

I think of Peyton Manning when I hear

1:20:48

Nebraska because of that. But

1:20:51

I imagine there's more than that. Do you

1:20:53

know why he yells Omaha or why he

1:20:55

did? No. Do you? I

1:20:58

mean, something about just... It's a three-syllable,

1:21:01

easy to... Easy to yell with

1:21:03

a mouthpiece in, probably. Yeah. Yeah.

1:21:07

I don't think he had some affiliation with

1:21:09

Omaha. It sounds good though. Yeah. It

1:21:12

sounds good. I think Larry the Cable Guy,

1:21:14

Warren Buffett, and I mean, he's kind of

1:21:16

a given, but Tom Osborne, the

1:21:18

longtime coach in Nebraska. Okay.

1:21:21

I haven't heard of him. He was a

1:21:23

legendary coach there. I like saying that sort of

1:21:25

stuff because it is funny. There's

1:21:27

a little bit of age difference with us,

1:21:29

but it's like a Chuck Yeager thing. You

1:21:32

said this Tom Osborne guy, you're like,

1:21:34

it's a given. And

1:21:38

I really have not ever heard of him. And

1:21:40

maybe I should have. That's maybe my own failing.

1:21:42

But I just think it's funny that you'll say

1:21:45

something like, we all know

1:21:47

this. And then I'll have no

1:21:49

idea. I would admit that people of a certain

1:21:51

age, unless you're a Nebraska fan, may not

1:21:53

know Tom Osborne, but he was

1:21:55

the legendary coach there for years when they

1:21:57

were so good. And then he was so

1:21:59

popular. He ran for for Senate

1:22:01

after he left and was a US

1:22:04

senator from Nebraska for many

1:22:06

years So he's very well known

1:22:08

in Nebraska. That's for sure You remember as

1:22:10

most of your childhood in Nebraska was great

1:22:12

at college football, right? Yeah, the black shirts

1:22:14

all that They were like they were dominant

1:22:17

And then you know, they struggled a little bit last few

1:22:19

years. They won three national championships just

1:22:22

in the 90s. Yeah, that's crazy It's

1:22:24

crazy. Yeah Now

1:22:27

just last year so their football stadium holds

1:22:29

90 something thousand people that's

1:22:31

unreal I know that a lot of these

1:22:33

stadiums are like that or bigger, but that's

1:22:35

so unreal I mean think about that 90,000

1:22:38

people gathered to watch a football game unbelievable

1:22:41

It becomes the third largest city

1:22:44

in effect every Saturday when

1:22:46

they host a home game the stadium does.

1:22:48

Mm-hmm. No, that's awesome I like that But

1:22:52

last year they did a Nebraska women's volleyball

1:22:54

game there and it set up a Guess

1:22:57

a world record for largest women's sporting event

1:23:00

92,000 fans Lincoln is

1:23:02

great. This would be where all that's happening. Yeah,

1:23:05

I just went to Lincoln. I had never been

1:23:07

to Lincoln, Nebraska I really liked it.

1:23:09

I thought it was a really cool city. I went

1:23:12

to a cool coffee shop I

1:23:14

was only there for a day So I didn't get

1:23:16

to experience a lot but I went to a cigar

1:23:18

shop there that was open late at night Really great

1:23:20

a lot of cities Don't

1:23:22

have late night cigar bars and this

1:23:24

was really fun And and then

1:23:26

they had a cool coffee shop that I went

1:23:29

to the next morning. Mm-hmm. And yeah,

1:23:31

it was great Yeah, I did some shows

1:23:34

Johnny W and I did some shows where we drove across Nebraska

1:23:37

and Western Nebraska in Eastern Nebraska. It's

1:23:40

a long state there. Yeah, like

1:23:42

most places there You know pretty

1:23:44

different the terrains difference much more

1:23:47

mountainous and western part of the state and But

1:23:52

Yeah, we had a great time. Nebraska is once

1:23:54

I haven't been the western of Nebraska. I mean,

1:23:56

you know, the Eastern half

1:23:58

is pretty flat, right? And then as

1:24:00

we drove further, I think you know,

1:24:02

bordering Colorado. Yeah, you're right out there.

1:24:05

Oh, interesting. I've also been to Falls

1:24:07

City, Nebraska. I did some shows there.

1:24:09

My agent lives there. It's a smaller

1:24:11

city. A lot of corn, soybean

1:24:13

farms out there. Yeah. A couple of shows

1:24:15

out there. Really great. Cool little town. What

1:24:18

was the venue? Well, it

1:24:21

was, I did like a Catholic

1:24:23

school. It was a charity for a

1:24:25

Catholic school. Yes, sir. And then both

1:24:27

shows, I went there two different times

1:24:29

and both of those were. One was

1:24:31

like a basketball arena and

1:24:33

then the other was outside. Yeah,

1:24:36

it was great though. My friend Chris Covey lives

1:24:38

in Nebraska and he opened for me both

1:24:40

of those shows. Very nice guy. Comic out

1:24:43

of Omaha, I believe. Mm-hmm.

1:24:47

Now, I've never heard this. During

1:24:50

World War II, Japan released

1:24:52

a bunch of balloon bombs to

1:24:54

fly over the United States. Whoa. And

1:24:58

most of them never detonated, but some did

1:25:01

and one detonated over Omaha.

1:25:06

They made it that far inland, which is, you

1:25:08

know, like you said, about as middle America should

1:25:11

get. There's a plaque there now in Omaha where

1:25:13

it dropped. Did it kill anybody? No.

1:25:15

Of all the, most of them never even

1:25:17

made it. There was one in Oregon that

1:25:19

hit the ground and then a family found

1:25:21

it in the woods and it detonated and

1:25:24

killed some people. Did they launch it out of Japan?

1:25:27

I'm guessing maybe from out in the

1:25:30

sea. They launched, I don't

1:25:32

know where they launched it from, but their plan was

1:25:34

just for it to take the jet stream, you know,

1:25:36

and fly over. Wow. That's

1:25:38

such a long way to

1:25:41

get from Japan to Omaha. I know. Maybe,

1:25:43

I don't know whether they launched it from. It's

1:25:45

a weak little bomb that somebody shot down. Were they

1:25:47

shot down? I think

1:25:49

most of them just didn't even make it to

1:25:52

land. They probably landed in the ocean. Few

1:25:54

of them made it to land. That's poor

1:25:56

fish. Just getting lit

1:25:58

up. I

1:26:03

think that one made it further inland maybe than

1:26:05

any of them. That's pretty

1:26:07

far. So you already mentioned the

1:26:09

Reuben sandwich. I'm impressed, Dusty. You know your

1:26:11

stuff. Well, I love a Reuben sandwich. I

1:26:13

mean, I'm all about it. Two

1:26:16

years later. I had a couple there in Omaha.

1:26:18

You ever have an Arby's Reuben sandwich? I don't

1:26:20

think so. Give it a shot too. Okay. It's

1:26:22

way better than you think it would be. Cause

1:26:25

you don't think this is getting you great

1:26:27

sandwich at Arby's, but it's, it's good. Back

1:26:29

in my fast food eating days, I used

1:26:31

to tear up some Arby's. They

1:26:34

used to have that 99 cent menu. I get

1:26:36

a chicken, chicken sandwich, uh,

1:26:38

uh, roast beef sandwich, curly fries.

1:26:41

Oh man. Three bucks. Beef

1:26:43

and cheddar. Dude. Yeah. Like

1:26:46

three bucks. Jamoca shake, dude. You ever get a

1:26:48

Jamoca shake from there? Yeah. Good stuff. Now when

1:26:50

you were there, did you go to Runza? Everyone

1:26:55

kept telling us to go. We, to try

1:26:57

a Runza. We did not, we did not

1:26:59

go to Runza. We're runs as a fast

1:27:01

food chain. And also the

1:27:03

name of the sandwich, but also the name of

1:27:05

their signature dish. I have a hat for the

1:27:07

Omaha storm chasers, which is their minor league baseball

1:27:09

team and their alternate Jersey is a

1:27:11

runs on. It looks like a burrito. It's on the

1:27:13

hat. Should have worn that today. I wasn't thinking too

1:27:16

well, but, uh, no, I didn't try

1:27:18

it. I got conflicting reviews. People

1:27:20

said it's great. Some people said it's not

1:27:22

worth going to get. It's

1:27:24

probably true with every place. Their signature. People

1:27:26

would probably say that about hot chicken in

1:27:28

Nashville too. They go, it's not worth it.

1:27:30

Yeah. Hot chicken here though. It is really

1:27:32

great. It's worth it. So

1:27:35

what about the run that what's going on with that? Well, I didn't,

1:27:37

I'd be honest with you. I had not heard of it. And,

1:27:40

um, had you heard of it? No, dusty. Um,

1:27:43

there's 82 of them just in

1:27:45

Nebraska. Wow. And it's, uh,

1:27:47

it's a chain. And, uh, that's what the

1:27:50

dish is called. It's a hot stuff pastry.

1:27:52

That's beloved by Nebraskans. According to this.

1:27:55

Oh, you know what? Maybe I did have

1:27:57

this at the coffee shop. I'm talking about.

1:28:00

In Lincoln, I got a hot

1:28:02

stuff pastry. I didn't know what it was

1:28:04

called. Mm-hmm. Here's what a

1:28:06

run-through looks like. Yeah, I did get something

1:28:08

like that. It was delicious. Yeah,

1:28:10

it does look good. Yeah, it was very good.

1:28:14

I think there was pork in mine, and I so I got

1:28:17

probably. Is it Polish or European?

1:28:19

I didn't mean for there to be pork in there.

1:28:21

I don't know. I don't know

1:28:23

why they put pork in everything, but. Yeah, because it's

1:28:25

good, but I get it. But it was like a

1:28:27

lot of cheese in there and some. Cabbage.

1:28:30

Yeah, I was like I was into it.

1:28:32

I like that concept. Now

1:28:35

Arbor Day is this Friday, as I mentioned before,

1:28:37

it started in Nebraska. There's

1:28:39

a guy who proposed a

1:28:43

prize for whoever could plant the most trees.

1:28:45

I guess Nebraska needs some trees, or at

1:28:47

least then they did. This is in the

1:28:49

1800s, and roughly 1 million trees were planted

1:28:51

on the first Arbor Day just in Nebraska.

1:28:53

Wow. And it took off

1:28:55

and a few years later became

1:28:57

a legal holiday in Nebraska, and then eventually

1:29:00

of course became a US holiday.

1:29:02

Wow. I like it.

1:29:04

I'm all about planting trees. I just planted,

1:29:06

I got 40 trees I planted out in McMinnville.

1:29:09

Fruit trees and nut

1:29:11

trees. And then I got two apricot trees

1:29:13

I just planted in my backyard at home.

1:29:15

How long do those take to grow to

1:29:17

fruition? I don't know, but they're already, I

1:29:20

mean I planted them and already with the

1:29:22

warm weather we've had, they got a little

1:29:24

greenage on them. Really? Yeah. Man.

1:29:27

I got grape vines going. I mean, that's what

1:29:30

I'm talking about. We need a filter up. To

1:29:33

the cabin. One of these days, you're

1:29:36

just not going to show up. Yeah.

1:29:38

And you'll just be gone. Yeah,

1:29:41

it'll be like Goodwill hunting, like we show up to,

1:29:44

and you're just gone. And we smile and we

1:29:46

keep... I'll do two or three of these arena

1:29:48

shows Nate's done, and then I'll never be seen

1:29:51

again. But you know what

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he's going to need? Delete me. That's

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people to use that joke before, but anyway, I

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try it again. Uh, I

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you go. We're spreading the word. Yeah. We are. Um,

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but Nebraska with all the trees, it used to

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be called the tree planter state. You

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know what it's called now? Not

1:32:43

that the, um, cornhusker state. That's

1:32:45

right. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I

1:32:47

guess they started getting more corn than trees. So they

1:32:50

had to change the head of those trees and they

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groomed that corn. Um, a

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lot of companies headquartered in Nebraska,

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um, Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway is there in

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Omaha. Berkshire Hathaway. That's one of my favorite

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names for you, right? That's

1:33:08

right. You're right. Berkshire Hathaway. Somebody did call me that.

1:33:12

I did a corporate gig for Berkshire Hathaway. Really?

1:33:14

How much money did you make? Um, it was

1:33:17

okay. That's pretty good. Um,

1:33:20

yeah, I would say so. I did in Merrillville, Tennessee.

1:33:23

I did it for them. I

1:33:25

bombed for a while until they got on

1:33:27

board with what I heard about this. Think

1:33:31

word got around. It

1:33:34

wasn't that bad. I'm joking. It wasn't so bad.

1:33:36

People were talking about it, but it was fine.

1:33:40

Um, union Pacific railroads there.

1:33:43

I think you remember those. I

1:33:45

do. Here's what's

1:33:47

a small company. Here's what I do

1:33:49

remember. So mutual of Omaha insurance. When

1:33:53

I was a kid, I loved this show called

1:33:55

mutual of Omaha's wild kingdom. It

1:33:58

was this TV show where. A

1:34:00

couple of zoo guys would

1:34:02

just go out and talk about animals

1:34:04

and I think

1:34:07

his name is Marlon Perkins. And as a

1:34:09

kid, I loved watching the

1:34:11

show. I like that guy. I remember that guy from

1:34:13

something, I think. And I

1:34:16

mean, I'd be so bored as a kid, I would just

1:34:19

get our phone book and flip through the yellow pages. I

1:34:21

think he was in Ace Ventura when nature calls. He

1:34:24

might have been. I

1:34:26

don't know. That guy right there was

1:34:29

on an episode of Seinfeld. And he was

1:34:31

also a regular on Johnny Carson. So

1:34:33

anyway, I used to love this, but I would flip

1:34:35

through our phone book and there would be an ad

1:34:37

for Mutual of Omaha, just the insurance company. And I

1:34:39

thought it was the Wild Kingdom show. So I'd ask

1:34:41

my mom to take me down there and see

1:34:44

the chimpanzees. Just Mutual of

1:34:46

Omaha. They're in Lebanon. I thought, they

1:34:48

got elephants in the back. They

1:34:51

should though, just to get people in there. Yeah.

1:34:54

I was on a hot show back in my day. Oh,

1:34:58

I forgot some famous people also from Nebraska,

1:35:00

Adam Devine. Okay. I've worked

1:35:02

with Adam and he's a huge Nebraska

1:35:04

fan. Wait, who's

1:35:06

Adam Devine? You're watching Workaholics. Oh

1:35:08

yeah, okay. Adam Levine. I was

1:35:10

thinking of like a singer from

1:35:13

Maroon 5. Adam

1:35:17

Levine. And then you were like, I've

1:35:19

worked with him and I was like, oh, that doesn't

1:35:22

make sense. Yeah, he's mostly an actor. No, I mean,

1:35:24

not that, but it just doesn't. No, it doesn't make

1:35:26

sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brian open for a Maroon

1:35:28

5 on tour. That

1:35:30

would be a hot show. I'm

1:35:35

wearing their shirt on stage. Malcolm

1:35:40

X. I think everybody would think

1:35:42

he's from Nebraska. Really? Yeah. He

1:35:45

was born in Omaha. No

1:35:47

presence have been from Nebraska, but Gerald Ford was

1:35:49

born there. That's

1:35:52

all signed this weekend, his birthplace. Yeah.

1:35:54

Well, that seems like he's from there.

1:35:57

Well, he was born there, but he quickly moved to

1:35:59

Michigan. I think Michigan. So Grand Rapids takes

1:36:01

credit for I just went to the Gerald

1:36:03

Ford Presidential Library there.

1:36:05

Yeah right near dr. Grins the comms

1:36:07

Gerald Ford Airport to it. I believe

1:36:09

in Grand Rapids. Yeah Yeah, and

1:36:12

Dick Cheney was born in Nebraska,

1:36:14

but then quickly moved to Wyoming not quickly

1:36:16

like he just get out of here but

1:36:20

He moved to Wyoming pretty young. I think like

1:36:22

you just beat it. He

1:36:24

had to learn to shoot a gun That's

1:36:26

right. Yeah, he left his heart in Omaha.

1:36:28

Yeah, and Terrence Crawford is the pound

1:36:30

for pound number one boxer in the world Terrence Bud

1:36:32

Crawford and apparently I don't follow

1:36:35

boxing that closely, but he wears Omaha on his

1:36:37

trunks and boxing trunks Kind

1:36:39

of honor. Oh, that's cool. Yeah There's

1:36:44

a few more raska, I

1:36:46

don't know him but I Don't

1:36:48

know a lot about boxing. So makes sense. Yeah, I

1:36:50

don't either. Oh some more here God

1:36:53

free comedian Godfrey was born really

1:36:56

there. Yep. I think I've

1:36:58

been such a New York guy You know, I think I

1:37:00

just saw him the other day Well

1:37:03

when I was in LA I ran into him very

1:37:05

nice guy isn't I? Yeah L

1:37:07

Ron Hubbard Yeah,

1:37:11

sure everybody would think about that most prolific

1:37:13

author of all time is

1:37:15

that right? Yeah I'm

1:37:19

just that's true. What does that mean?

1:37:21

What does that look in terms of

1:37:23

the amount of books that he wrote?

1:37:25

Oh because he would he would get

1:37:27

paid by the word for some of

1:37:29

these book deals So it's just all

1:37:31

just Wow so verbose he wrote like

1:37:33

Tommy dozens and dozens dozens of novels

1:37:36

I think before he got

1:37:38

into the Scientology stuff. He was just

1:37:40

a science fiction author. I did not know that. Yeah Hmm

1:37:44

He's really done well for himself that guy. Yeah,

1:37:47

he's dead now, right? Well, he's His

1:37:51

baby's left his earthly body they

1:37:54

say okay and there are

1:37:56

they preserving the body I don't

1:37:58

know what happened to the body, but But but so

1:38:01

he's gone. He's gone Hillary

1:38:04

swank is from Nebraska. Do you

1:38:06

guys ever seen the movies? The

1:38:08

movie boys don't cry. I don't

1:38:10

think I ever saw I think that's what kind of made

1:38:12

her I think she maybe won an

1:38:14

Academy Award for that movie and that was set

1:38:16

in Nebraska I think I remember her best for

1:38:18

the movie next karate kid Mm-hmm

1:38:22

Yep, she was in that million dollar, baby. Oh

1:38:26

That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah, you

1:38:28

know Hillary swank right? Yeah Do

1:38:30

you know next karate kid that was when it was

1:38:32

no longer Ralph macho and it was one movie with?

1:38:36

Pat Morito still Pat Morito and I liked it

1:38:38

when I was a kid Yeah,

1:38:41

so now watch Cobra Kai and They

1:38:44

have worn out every Previous story

1:38:46

line except her. I know I'm hoping next

1:38:49

season she comes back. It's all that's left.

1:38:51

No. Yeah. Yeah Yeah,

1:38:54

she's got to come back and help him

1:38:56

defeat, you know the other you know, the

1:38:58

bad guy the bad guy Whoever the bad

1:39:01

guys are at this point So

1:39:03

hot show though Yeah, I

1:39:05

love Cobra Kai. I'm into it. I'm like at

1:39:07

home Oh a binge watch is the only show

1:39:09

I've been what binge watched in years and I'm

1:39:12

like I can't get enough and I'm like I'm

1:39:14

just watching high school karate here. Yeah The

1:39:18

whole city LA cared that much about high

1:39:21

school karate, I don't believe the fight scenes

1:39:23

are pretty ridiculous. Yeah Everybody

1:39:26

everybody be in jail. Yeah. Yeah. No, they're

1:39:28

really beating each other up. Yeah, this is

1:39:30

like this is the breakfast club I'm talking

1:39:32

about. Oh, yeah, it's hardcore like, you

1:39:35

know fight scenes. Yeah Some

1:39:38

movie set in Nebraska Well,

1:39:40

I just mentioned boys don't cry because you could you

1:39:43

guys name a movie set in Nebraska? even

1:39:46

partially Cast away. Hold

1:39:48

on the movie cast away.

1:39:50

That was the Pacific Ocean. I know And

1:39:54

I know he lives in Memphis because he

1:39:56

works for FedEx right now but at the

1:39:58

end when he delivers the package that

1:40:00

he never opened. Isn't that in Nebraska?

1:40:03

I think that's Texas. Oh, sorry.

1:40:05

I was going to say Superman, but

1:40:07

that's Kansas, right? Kansas. That's Kansas. I

1:40:10

think that's, it was Lori White was

1:40:12

the woman. Did you know that? From

1:40:14

Cassaway? She's a country singer. I think

1:40:16

she's passed away, but she was the

1:40:18

woman that he delivers that package to.

1:40:21

And I think that's in Texas. I could

1:40:23

be wrong, though. I got a

1:40:25

copy of the movie from you the other day.

1:40:27

Yeah. Watch and check it out. Cassaway? I think

1:40:29

Cassaway before. I've seen it, yeah. Okay. Yeah. What

1:40:32

about the

1:40:34

movie Frailty? I don't know

1:40:37

that movie. So. Frailty is

1:40:39

an interesting one. Matthew

1:40:41

McConaughey. You think

1:40:43

it's set in? Came out in 2001. It's

1:40:46

an interesting one. Yeah. It's

1:40:48

a psychological horror film directed

1:40:50

by Bill Paxton. Yeah.

1:40:52

Wow. It's about two young brothers

1:40:54

and their father who believes that

1:40:56

God told them to kill demons

1:40:58

disguised as people. It's

1:41:01

right up my alley. He

1:41:04

owes that a boy right? This

1:41:06

is Dusty's memoir. He watched it before he came

1:41:08

today. I

1:41:10

don't know where it looks like it was set in Texas. Yeah. All

1:41:15

right. Here's a few. Well, one I

1:41:17

knew, there's a movie

1:41:19

called Nebraska. And it's really

1:41:21

good. Will Forte came

1:41:24

out a few years ago. Bruce

1:41:26

Dern and his father thinks he won like

1:41:28

a sweepstakes. So they drive cross country to.

1:41:30

Oh, I've seen that. Did you like it?

1:41:32

Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was a fun

1:41:34

movie. Bruce

1:41:37

Dern is great. Yeah. Nominated

1:41:39

for six Oscars. Bruce

1:41:42

Dern was in a movie called Digs

1:41:44

Town that I'm a huge fan of. Yeah.

1:41:48

This guy is, this is, it's one of those guys. I did

1:41:50

not know this guy's name, but I've seen this dude my

1:41:53

whole life. I feel like that's Laura

1:41:55

Dern's dad, right? Whoa.

1:41:58

I didn't know that. Starting to connect with. I

1:42:00

feel like there's three families in Hollywood and

1:42:02

they all- I can't believe they don't even

1:42:04

list Diggstown here. Diggstown's so good. It's such

1:42:07

an underrated movie. Yeah, father of

1:42:09

actress Laura Dern. Wow.

1:42:12

What's Laura Dern in? Laura

1:42:14

Dern's in everything. Jurassic Park. Yeah.

1:42:17

For sure. I saw her one day. I

1:42:19

was at Hollywood 27,

1:42:22

the movie theater here in Nashville. It

1:42:24

was a Sunday afternoon. I was going to

1:42:26

see who knows what. Have

1:42:29

you guys ever been to Hollywood 27, the movie theater here? It

1:42:32

was- it's not a hot

1:42:34