In this episode, the fellas kick off the show with bad references, terrible darkness, childhood crushes, leakage from the basement, and stories of toy purchasing misunderstandings.

Doom expands his nerddom and revisits a BritCom from his kidhood that he's pimped before, while Fitz cracks open tubs of his childhood nerdery and bares his soul, gross boners be poppin', and board games!

Star Trek: The Next Generation, the Lottery, and other fun happens as the most consistent podcast you've never heard of teases a bunch of stuff that's coming in the very next ep, gang, so don't abandon our sad sack asses yet!