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This is Kofi Kingston and you're listening
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to the best of the new day. Feel
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the power on Spotify. It's
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a new day. Yes,
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it is.
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Welcome to the greatest podcast
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of all time, which is entitled the
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new day. Feel
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the
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power.
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Hey,
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baby.
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There it is. There it is. I am
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Xavier Woods. And I
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am Big E. Used
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to be Langston. Now it's just
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Big E. They ran out of letters
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for your boy.
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I thought you were going
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to go on with it. And I am
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Kofi Kingston.
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And before we introduce our fantastic
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guest for today, we just wanted to
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say something real quick about this, this draft
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and this, this whole situation of us not being
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on the same show anymore. And we want to let you all know
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the podcast will still continue
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on strong. Podcast
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lives on. Yes. The podcast will live on. Always.
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It'll continue. I don't know. Is it
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strong? It'll continue. It'll
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continue. It's strong.
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I think I'm planning on petering out if that's OK with you guys. Yeah, that's
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fine. Right. Let
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us know if we can do like a big like, hoorah,
2:02
last one. No, I mean, I'll be here, I'll
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be here. But I'm just saying, I mean,
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am I phoning in? Like, I mean,
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let's be honest. Have we not been? Have we
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not been? Right, right, right, right. I'm just saying, I don't
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wanna promise strong when
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I'm coming real weak to
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the pink. Okay, that's
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fair. But your weak is my strong, so.
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Oh, wow. No, no, man, it ain't
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all that. See that, see that? I appreciate that. I
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appreciate it. Wow.
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A man who's always been strong, just
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joining us today. So there's some
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people who know him as an
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announcer and they don't know about his past, his
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experience inside of the ring, cracking
2:44
skulls, doing damage to muchos
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personas. And that's what gives
2:49
him this knowledge when he's on commentary to
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be able to call matches with the intensity,
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the fervor, the love, the passion that
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he does.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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one of the greatest announcers of our generation,
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we give to you Byron,
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Saxton, Miles, Miles. Wow. Wow.
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There he is. That was an introduction.
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Yes. And by the way, I'm requesting
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now to be known as Byron the Skullcracker
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Saxton. Ooh. That's all you have
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to say. You like that, right there. That's all you have to say. I'll call
3:21
you the Skullcracker. Also,
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you might be the godfather of the new
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day because as we've
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said on this podcast before, the antecedents
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for the new day was the
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plan. And I can't
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even remember whose idea was it for the plan. So the plan
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was a faction, Byron Saxton, me,
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and Woods when we were in FCW. And
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it never, we got to do it in promo practice. We were so excited
3:45
about it. It never really saw the light of day on
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any shows. I don't think we did any shows together. So
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good. But that was in 2014, that
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was what sparked the idea for
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the new day. So honestly, if we hadn't
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done that when we were in FCW, who
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knew? knows where my career would
4:01
be, where Woods's would be, Kofi would still
4:04
be fine, I'm sure. But
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do you remember Saks, how
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we, even cause I don't remember why or how
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we got to. I think so
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I don't have the best memory in the world. Yeah, cause you know,
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promo day was like, like this was one of those cases
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where, you know, you had several, you know, talented
4:19
individuals like yourselves who were down at SDW. And
4:21
it's like, hey, we're throwing stuff against the wall. Let's give it a shot
4:24
and see what happens. And we all had, you know, still have
4:26
very distinctive personalities and I thought he created
4:28
a very good mesh. So the plan
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for those of you who aren't so privy
4:33
to it was the people's liberation
4:35
of American nationalism. And
4:38
it was a situation where we all like Byron
4:41
saying, we all tried to stay in one certain lane
4:43
of like one type of guy. So like, I was
4:45
like, I was like the smallest guy of the group. So
4:47
like, I was the extreme hothead because I was the one who was
4:50
yelling and ah, come on. He was the muscle.
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Saxon was like the calm collected. And then it's
4:54
funny. So I don't know if you remember,
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there was one day we were supposed to do a promo.
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Couldn't be there, but I remember going
5:01
to FedEx and I had a blow
5:03
up photo made of myself. I
5:08
still have in my house to this day. No.
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Yes. Every
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time I look at it, like if somebody sees it like, oh, you
5:17
really love yourself. I'm like, no, no, no, you don't understand. There's
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a story behind it. I don't just have a blow
5:21
up photo of myself, trust me. Right.
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Why is your own signature on it though? My
5:28
niece said it wasn't me. But
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that's where the white and red suit that
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was where we all wore white and red during
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the promos. I think we probably only did that for what, like
5:38
a month or so. We actually at one point
5:40
we thought we were gonna get called up in the
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gimmick. Was it, was it something
5:44
where we started, maybe it wasn't that. I think it was something
5:46
where there was a similar faction.
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I think there was a faction with Camacho,
5:53
before it was Camacho, Punico,
5:55
Primo Epico. Yeah. And
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then we were told, I think there were two. too
6:00
similar to them. And then the weirds kind of were like,
6:02
they were like, Hey, shut this down. I
6:06
remember. So yeah, it was kind
6:08
of the gang like implication and they were trying
6:10
to stay away from that. And so it kind of gotten
6:12
blown up. But it was crazy after that first promo.
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I remember Dusty was like, Yes.
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Yep. Yeah.
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We're like, Yeah, but Dusty loved
6:22
like controversial characters.
6:24
He loved controversial storylines that we're going to
6:26
push the edge and and you know,
6:28
make you think a little bit and make
6:29
you a little uncomfortable. Like
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you thrived on that. Man, that that would have been
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a lot of fun. I wish we got at least like a house show run.
6:36
Just have some fun with the faction. But
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it's wild to think that whatever we did and what probably 2011
6:41
to around there, I would assume that set the
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stage for the new day in 2014. And
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legit was
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it was one of the it was one of the first things that I did
6:55
in that I got to mess around with that I felt was okay,
6:58
this is unique. We're going to think outside of the box
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of just being angry big guy. And
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it was cool to just be able to just I remember
7:05
just some of those conversations with the four of us, we
7:07
would put stuff together. But those conversations
7:09
with the four of us, it's
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a different dynamic now with the three of us in
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the new day, because it's a lot more, you know,
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free spirited, it's a
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nice night. And the plan
7:21
was pretty heavy stuff we were trying
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to poke and prod at. But it was it was a really fun
7:25
experience for me. Yeah. And that's I mean, we
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were always told in developmental, like,
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this is going to be one of the most enjoyable parts
7:32
of your career because you really had that free
7:34
reign to just do whatever. And half
7:36
the time you didn't know if anybody like in WWE
7:39
was paying attention. But but
7:41
you did it anyway, you know, and like
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to your point, some of the things that you
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tried and some of the ideas that you incorporated
7:48
would end up being useful, you know, three, four
7:50
or five years down the road. Exactly. And
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you were one thing that I remember and that I enjoyed
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about like being in that in that group for
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that that small standard time that we got to do it was I
7:58
know for me, I was definitely still searching
8:01
and trying to find like who I
8:03
wanted to be in wrestling because I had a million
8:05
ideas and I felt like well I could do like
8:07
this thing this thing but I wanted to like
8:09
I wanted to know for myself like who am
8:12
who am I and I felt like at that
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time like you especially Saxon
8:16
like you were one of the guys that I looked at
8:18
that you have known who you were
8:20
or you seemingly have known exactly
8:22
who you were who you wanted to be in wrestling and that's what that was
8:25
why I was excited to work with you at that point in time
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because I wanted to learn how to do that myself. Oh
8:29
thanks for saying that I was I wasn't so sure of myself
8:31
back then but
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I'm glad I was able to fake it. Yeah
8:38
I think that's funny too because like I
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got that same sense I remember when
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you first came to developmental in STW
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and we laugh about it now because promo
8:48
day for us was way different
8:51
than promo day in a performance
8:53
center you know what I'm saying like for
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those who don't know Steve Kern used to run
8:57
things at STW and when we would have promo
8:59
day it would be us like getting
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into different groups we'd go to like a random
9:04
spot in Florida like a beach or
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like you know what I'm saying like a warehouse
9:09
or just somewhere random and then we'd be have
9:11
we would have to like put together a skit essentially.
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I remember like you know before you came like the skits
9:16
that we would have would they be okay they'd be fun
9:18
and different but I distinctly remember
9:20
and actually me and Tyson Kidd we still
9:22
talk about this promo the one that you
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had where you said your name like I
9:26
don't know maybe like 20 times in the course of the
9:28
promo and you'd say oh Brian Kelly
9:30
and you'd like turn to the camera and give like this
9:33
cheesy smile and like thumbs up
9:35
and I'm kicking myself because I feel so I used
9:37
to actually like take
9:39
all the tapes and put them on DVD
9:41
for Kern and I would always keep an extra
9:44
DVD so I have all of those somewhere
9:46
you know so I gotta like search through all the footage and like find
9:49
it but I remember even then realizing
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just like how how versatile
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you were and like how just articulate
9:57
on the mic and precise you were and even though
9:59
like the subject matter we were talking about wasn't
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like the most intricate or
10:04
like, you know, like serious.
10:06
You could tell that you had something special on the mic
10:09
that like nobody else at that point had, you
10:11
know, so it's interesting
10:13
to see like, you know, you come down the line
10:15
and now here you are. Of course, you're
10:17
a color commentator. Of course, because
10:20
like, you're just so articulate on the
10:22
mic in that way and able to
10:25
just, you know, go off the cuff and go
10:27
off the fly and make things sound so natural. So
10:30
it's cool to see just your, your progression
10:33
because you spent, you spent some time in development,
10:35
you know, from old school FCW
10:38
all the way up. You know, how
10:40
long were you in there for? I was so
10:43
in total down in FCW, I got there in 2007 and
10:45
I didn't go on the road, you know,
10:50
full time to like 2015 is
10:52
so I mean, it was, it
10:54
was a minute. Oh my God.
10:57
Oh my God. It was, I mean, you know,
10:59
my time there, of course, like there, I had a couple of stints on
11:01
the road. So, you know, two years in, I went
11:04
on the road and I did ECW for a couple months. I never
11:06
like left developmental and then I came back and then it was NXT,
11:08
like the old NXT when it was like
11:11
the reality show kind of deal. Wow,
11:13
old NXT. Yeah. Oh
11:15
wow. Gosh,
11:19
that was a stressful time. I
11:21
want to hear all about that. But
11:24
just coming back and forth. But
11:25
by the time I was like on the road, on the road,
11:28
then yeah, it had been a while.
11:30
Yeah, man. What was your, what was your mentality going
11:32
through that? Because I know a lot of people, they would crack
11:35
and a lot of people did crack being there that long
11:37
and like not knowing just like
11:40
if the fruits of your labor are ever going to pay off because you're
11:42
down there trying your ass off. You know what I'm saying?
11:44
And like you were saying, like, you don't know if
11:46
anybody is even seeing this or anybody.
11:49
So what was your like, how did you, how did you like navigate
11:51
that? What was your mental process and getting through it?
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I credit Dusty a lot and Dr. Tom, Steve Kerr and everybody for
11:56
allowing me just to do so many different things. Like,
11:59
you know, when I came in, I came in strictly as
12:01
a wrestler. Like my first match was, believe
12:03
it or not against Seamus, you
12:05
know, at that little club called Berber Street, we used to run
12:07
every season. That's right, Berber Street. You
12:10
survived. Yeah. Go here. But
12:12
then, you know, we started doing FCW TV. So
12:14
Dusty's like, hey, I want you to be a commentator. Next
12:17
thing you know, he's like, hey, I want you to be a manager. So I had
12:19
my whole stable of guys in FCW called
12:22
the conglomerate, you know? And then next thing
12:24
you know, you know, I'm ring announcing
12:26
on NXT, like when it became
12:28
the NXT as we know today. So I think,
12:31
don't get me wrong, I got frustrating at times and
12:33
you question yourself because you're human. But at the same
12:36
time, I always knew, all right, like I'm not going
12:38
to have the chance to get bored because I've got to
12:40
apply myself mentally towards
12:42
a different job every single time. So
12:45
I think I was blessed in that form. I
12:47
just kept rolling in my career. Even though I was in developmental,
12:50
I felt like it was always evolving. So it made it a little
12:52
easier for me to digest that way. When I first
12:54
got there, so I was buddies with Lance
12:56
Archer from when we were cool at TNA.
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And I remember he was like, one of the guys that I knew there and he
13:00
was buddies with you. And you guys, I jumped, you guys
13:03
let me jump in the car with you to like go to the first show. And
13:05
that was the first time that I really like experienced all
13:07
that is Byron Saxton. With
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the dietary restrictions that
13:16
a man such as yourself puts on yourself. Could
13:19
you talk about what your diet was like or just as
13:21
relevant? I mean, listen, people
13:23
always get on me about how I eat. And to me,
13:26
my philosophy is this, okay? It doesn't matter what
13:28
you intake, as long as you know what you're taking in colorically,
13:31
fat content wise, protein, carbs, it's
13:34
going in the same place. So people would give me
13:36
funny looks when I'm having like cod
13:38
with oatmeal, putting mustard on, say
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like, I don't know my tofu or whatever. Like it
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all goes in the same place. So you may look
13:45
at me and go, oh, that looks funky. That
13:47
smells weird. I'm going, this is my delicacy. And
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it makes me happy. I
13:52
got it. Like I go, one of my
13:54
things, some people get really angry. Like I remember one
13:56
time, I think I was in Cleveland and
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I stopped at a wall. waffle house like after a show as
14:01
many of us do. And my standard
14:04
operating procedure when it comes to breakfast food
14:06
is to order 14 egg whites. So,
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you know, I walk into this waffle house and
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of course I placed my order, the waitress
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gives me a funny look, but now she has to communicate
14:16
this order to the guy who's actually gonna make my eggs.
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And I could tell by his body language already he was
14:21
having a rough night. So she informs
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him, you know, sorry, yeah, he wants 14 egg
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whites. 14 egg
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whites and he's yelling at her. And
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I actually offered to go back there and help crack
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the eggs. Poor
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guy, he's like, he's gotta be like 60 plus
14:41
years old. He's got a bad hip, you know, the
14:45
eggs in his hand is crack, and
14:47
it's crack, and it's crack. Like,
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I'm sorry, I just, I can't put the excess
14:52
fat and grease in my system. So, you know,
14:54
maybe in particular, but I just think I'm protecting my
14:56
temple. I just
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feel like he's probably like just so, you
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know, you offering to crack my
15:03
eggs? Oh my, how dead, just
15:05
so insulting, how dead. I was cracking
15:07
them with eggs. Yeah,
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I don't need you to crack my
15:12
eggs. I don't need your egg whites. Come
15:14
here, tell me how to do my job. I'm
15:16
just trying to help the guy, I mean, you know.
15:19
Oh man, I'm active kindness. Well,
15:25
with that diet, because obviously, you know, you're keeping your body
15:27
in shape for wrestling, because you know,
15:29
we all try to look as good as we can. But
15:32
then talking about the fact that you were doing so many things
15:34
in developmental, you were announcing you were helping produce,
15:36
you were doing commentary. So like,
15:39
what is it that kept you going
15:41
through all of that? Because I know that in
15:44
my sense, in developmental, I wasn't there as long
15:46
as you were, but like, I got in those
15:48
modes of like, feeling bogged
15:50
down, like, okay, you know, maybe this isn't for me, I need
15:53
to get out of here. But like, I would frequently,
15:55
I'd frequently think about you, because
15:58
you no matter what. what came
16:00
in with a smile on your face, ready
16:02
to help every single person that you could. And
16:05
I feel like a person
16:07
like that is sometimes underestimated for
16:10
their skill in keeping
16:13
morale high for everyone around them.
16:16
That's the definition of somebody that you want
16:18
on your team, someone with the skills that you have, and
16:21
with the ability to make sure that other people continue to
16:23
make an attempt to grow those skills. So
16:25
what is it? Have you always been like this,
16:28
or is it just something that you decided, hey, I'm in development, I'll
16:30
be buckled down and do everything I can. What
16:32
is it about you that makes you like that? I
16:34
think, I mean, number one, it's my faith, knowing
16:36
that I'm not in control. I
16:39
praise my God and thank my God for everything he's done
16:41
for me and what he's done to guide me. And when
16:44
I kind of take that stress off my
16:46
shoulders, I put it on his and so it makes everything easier.
16:49
But when it came to wrestling
16:52
and developmental and
16:53
this company, I think also just reminding
16:56
myself of what it took to get here. Because
16:58
all of us, I mean, all of us
17:01
face adversity getting here to pursue
17:03
our dream. And
17:04
I tried to, I
17:06
mentioned the words of Dr. Tom
17:09
and Steve and Dusty, how they would tell us that this
17:11
will be the best time in your career. And I tried
17:13
to take that to heart. I love the camaraderie.
17:15
I love coming to work and
17:18
seeing you was, seeing you, Kofi, seeing you, E.
17:21
Despite the fact that maybe I was frustrated because I'm
17:23
like, dude, this is like pretty cool. We're
17:25
not digging ditches. No offense to people digging
17:27
ditches, but it's like, this is cool. How
17:30
many people can legit say they get to come to the dream
17:32
job every day? Yeah, it's not perfect. Nothing
17:34
in life is.
17:35
But 10 years ago, before I got
17:37
to WWE, five years prior, I would have
17:39
done anything. So it's just constantly
17:43
keeping that thought at the forefront of my
17:45
head that says, dude, you're lucky to be here.
17:47
Enjoy this. Tomorrow's not promised. Tomorrow's
17:50
not given to you. What do you make enough today?
17:52
So to this day, when I
17:55
walk into a locker room, when I go to work, make
17:57
the best of today because tomorrow.
17:59
I was never promised. So like we said,
18:02
the new day sparked from essentially the plan
18:04
that we were a part of in SCW with
18:06
you. But then you stayed
18:09
on that journey with us as we were creating the new day
18:11
because there was a time in WWE, people
18:14
don't remember, where there was the WWE app
18:16
and you could look on this phone
18:18
that you had and watch the app and watch the second
18:20
screen. And during that second screen, you could,
18:23
during commercials, keep watching matches or see
18:26
skits that are happening in the back or interviews. And
18:28
we would pretty much beg
18:30
to be on this app doing random
18:33
sketches together. And Brian,
18:35
you were always our interviewer, making
18:38
sure, like you're pretty much a straight man in
18:40
these skits. So
18:44
did you ever get annoyed with us constantly? Like,
18:46
hey, can you do this dumb thing with us? No, no,
18:49
because look, again,
18:51
talking about my road prior, I've
18:54
been on the road three other times and
18:56
taken off the road. So I was happy to do anything
19:00
and let alone do something that was fun. So
19:02
like you guys were coming up, like you were doing, what'd you
19:04
call it? I think you called it SmackDown Theater,
19:06
right? Oh yeah, yeah, theater, something like
19:08
that. Theater, something like that, yeah. Yeah, theater.
19:11
And you would come up with the most outlandish ideas
19:13
and I'm like, this is awesome. Like we're having fun. I
19:15
don't know if anybody's watching, but it doesn't matter. I
19:18
think you're gonna let me come on the road and do this. I'm
19:20
getting paid to like just goof off with these guys,
19:23
my friends, yeah, heck yeah, I'm here. Don't
19:27
ask me twice. It's the fun goofing off,
19:29
the fun goofing off. Yeah, yeah. Was
19:32
there something with like milk and
19:34
grapes and the rumor that you
19:36
were there, yes. Just all grapey? And
19:39
yeah, just the dumbest, looking back,
19:41
I'll watch them and they make me giggle, but
19:44
there's no way to translate any of that
19:47
to a wrestling character. But
19:49
I love that it was just a bunch of
19:51
guys and thankfully you were cool with
19:54
doing it because it's not your
19:56
job. It's not your job to be there, Mr. Raul with us, but I feel like
19:58
just those opportunities. to work together,
20:01
to build camaraderie, to
20:03
work on your timing together was so
20:06
instrumental for us. And you
20:08
were such a perfect caveat
20:10
and like a perfect vehicle, a conduit
20:13
is what I was looking for, for a lot of that stuff. So
20:15
we appreciate you being a straight man for a lot of stuff because
20:18
that was really big for us, for
20:20
us to be able to get more comfortable doing
20:23
promos and backstages and finding
20:26
what we wanted to do as a group. No,
20:28
it was as fun for me as it was for you because
20:31
again, knowing you guys for as long as I've known all
20:33
of you from developmental
20:36
and to see you guys doing the app and then go through the
20:38
struggles you were trying to go through to actually get
20:40
the new day together and make it a thing and
20:42
get people to buy into it. And then essentially
20:45
kind of change the business, especially
20:47
when it comes to tag team wrestling and entertainment
20:50
just in WWE alone. Like it's like, holy moly,
20:52
like a couple of years ago, these guys were just
20:54
struggling to get any TV time and now you got 80,000
20:57
going nuts for you. Yeah,
20:59
I mean, just to echo East sentiment too, I'm probably
21:01
gonna say the exact same thing as he said, but like
21:04
it's instrumental man, because at
21:06
that time, like we were really just trying to like
21:09
find ourselves and we wanted so desperately to
21:11
be a group on TV. We
21:13
didn't know quite what we wanted to do. We didn't know
21:15
how it was gonna come across, but the fact
21:17
that you were so willing to go along with all
21:20
the shenanigans that we like
21:22
put forth, like that's huge because the last
21:24
thing we wanted to like worry about was,
21:27
oh, is this other person
21:29
in this video? Are they gonna be okay with what we're saying?
21:31
And now we're having to like second guess what we're
21:33
saying and like what we're doing. And
21:36
you just made it so easy for us to be able
21:38
to, you know, like not second
21:40
guess ourselves and just be our
21:42
full selves and explore things that might've
21:44
been good. Sometimes we like he said,
21:47
we go back and we look at it. It probably wasn't
21:49
all that good, but what it was was
21:51
just that like that chemistry.
21:53
And, you know, like we
21:56
like look at ourselves now and we
21:58
know that we have a chemistry that is. is like unmatched.
22:01
And without you, we wouldn't
22:03
have been able to like take that step in
22:06
building what we have that's become so special now.
22:08
So, you know, definitely just
22:11
eternally grateful for that, man, for
22:13
sure. No, I mean, likewise, I mean,
22:15
to you, Kofi, I don't know if you remember, but just
22:18
early in FCW, when I got there, I remember
22:21
Dr. Tom kind of pulling you aside and saying,
22:23
hey, can you just get in the ring with this kid and kind
22:25
of work with him a little bit? And I just remember you
22:28
being so cool. I'm like, man, this guy's like top of the
22:30
class. Like he's gonna be gone in no time. I
22:32
actually think you might've been already in ECW. And
22:35
I'm like, oh my gosh, like Kofi, like it's
22:37
far now, he's walking up with me. It's
22:40
like, no. No. No.
22:42
No. No. Oh gosh.
22:46
But it's like, but you as, and I'm, Ian
22:48
and Xavier, I'm sure you guys would agree, like Kofi,
22:50
you have not changed, man. You have not changed
22:52
a bit. Still kind and warm. And in
22:54
our industry, that can be hard to find sometimes when people
22:57
attain a certain level of success. But
23:00
that the same guy that you were that was willing to help
23:02
out a young kid, just trying to find his way in
23:04
this company known as WWE, to
23:07
now being a former WWE champion, like
23:09
dude, I'm forever grateful. And
23:12
just as a group too, like you guys talk about
23:14
me being a conduit for you to kind of find
23:17
yourselves. You've done that for
23:19
me too, because whether it was the app, whether
23:21
it's on live events, watching
23:24
Biggie doing snow angels, or
23:26
whatever, but seeing how you guys
23:28
were so willing
23:30
to be goofy and be crazy
23:32
and be yourself and just invite
23:34
the fans in,
23:35
like allowed me to dig more into my
23:37
personality and go, well, I don't have
23:39
to necessarily fit into this box. Or
23:42
I don't necessarily have to fit into this ideal
23:44
because someone says I have to be that. You can amp
23:46
it up and you can have fun because at the end
23:48
of the day, no matter what happens, the basis of
23:50
what we do is essentially to have fun. Exactly.
23:54
You touched on, and I know
23:56
this is something that Kofi, I'm sure was gonna get into, but
23:58
Kofi becoming WWE. champion and
24:01
I was actually just rewatching your
24:03
call and I think I saw so
24:05
much reaction to and obviously
24:08
there were a lot of elements that made that
24:10
feel so special but you were
24:12
a massive part of that and not just the night that Kofi
24:14
won the title but the build-up as well.
24:17
Can you talk more about how you
24:19
I feel like in many
24:21
ways you kind of you in this Kofi
24:24
story just kind of align really well and
24:26
you attached yourself as being the
24:28
voice of that story and
24:31
I think what you guys you almost
24:33
kind of are like referees
24:35
where like great referees are the ones
24:37
that kind of go unnoticed and a lot of times
24:40
you only get people talking about you guys when
24:42
you mess up or there's some kind
24:44
of controversy and sometimes you don't get
24:46
enough credit for wow that was an amazing
24:48
call but this was the one time where I remember people
24:51
saying wow Saks really made
24:53
that moment. Can you talk more about
24:56
was it a conscious decision to say this is
24:58
I'm going to make sure that
25:00
I can tell this story throughout
25:03
and you nailed it on the night of as well.
25:06
Well thank you number one I think for me it
25:08
was just it was just speaking from the heart
25:10
you know it was seeing a guy
25:13
like Kofi who had worked as long
25:15
as he's worked and a guy who's been so
25:17
ultra talented but a guy
25:19
who you know for a long
25:21
time was only seen as okay he's he's
25:24
good but he's not going to be there
25:26
you know and you think he should be there
25:29
and you believe he should be there but for
25:31
whatever reason it just hasn't happened and
25:34
and to get to a point where not only you
25:36
see him climbing that ladder but then you
25:38
see the people are with him and
25:40
they're with him on that journey every step of the way and culminating
25:44
at WrestleMania like I'll never forget like towards
25:46
like the final you know final few minutes
25:48
of that matchup I
25:50
was feeling it so much to the point that my eyes
25:53
like started getting watery you know I'm
25:55
thinking back like I'll tell you I'll give you one one
25:58
comparison here if you think back to when Ron
26:00
Simmons won the WCW
26:02
world title, I think it was like 92 ish
26:05
against Vader. And when he
26:07
won that world title, y'all probably remember
26:09
that kid in the front row. He was going hysterical.
26:12
He's losing his mind. And when Coppy
26:14
won that title, like it meant so much
26:16
to me, but I also started thinking that there's a kid,
26:19
probably thousands of kids who were reacting
26:21
the same way, because someone
26:24
that looked like them achieved
26:26
the greatest honor you could in our industry. And
26:29
that moment just overwhelmed
26:32
me with so much emotion. Yeah.
26:34
I mean, man, gosh, I
26:37
don't even know how to like, begin
26:40
to thank you for that moment,
26:42
Saxton, because, you know, and like even like just
26:45
talking about all like the history and everything I'm
26:47
like, I'm getting like emotional, because
26:49
it all I
26:52
just feel like, you know, parents
26:55
are special in and of themselves. But
26:58
when you have somebody commentating
27:01
on it, you're the narrator of
27:03
exactly what is happening, you
27:05
know, and that is so, so
27:08
important, because that can like
27:10
enhance the moment tremendously, or
27:13
it can make the moment, you know,
27:15
be kind of unmemorable, depending
27:18
on like, which way you go with it, you know, your excitement,
27:21
and the way that you just brought
27:24
those genuine emotions and excitement.
27:27
And I feel like you you
27:29
just encapsulated the moment just
27:32
perfectly, you know, and it's
27:36
like you brought so much to it, but at the same time,
27:38
like didn't step on the moment,
27:41
you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know, man, I was just I'm
27:43
just so grateful that you were
27:45
able to capture it so well.
27:48
And honestly, like, just perfectly,
27:50
just like legitimately perfectly, like what all
27:52
the words that came out of your mouth were exactly
27:54
what everybody was feeling. And you
27:57
being the narrator, like you said, just not
27:59
for that. moment but for the entire story
28:02
you know it brought so much to
28:04
the table because a lot of times people don't know like
28:06
exactly what's going on and they need somebody to just
28:09
tell them exactly what is going on
28:12
and the way that you did it with the level of excitement that you
28:14
did and just like the love in your voice
28:16
and it's just it
28:18
was like the ultimate icing on the cake
28:21
and I'm just so thankful that
28:23
it was you that was the one to
28:25
to to bring that to the table you
28:27
know to that moment you know what
28:29
I mean like people even still to this day it's
28:31
hard to believe that that was like two two years
28:34
ago you know but
28:36
it still feels like it was yesterday and even to this day like
28:39
I still have people talking about how
28:41
much that moment meant and and
28:43
you just you were like
28:45
I just like the icing on the cake you know like
28:48
just the perfect icing on the perfect
28:50
cake and for me it was my
28:52
childhood dream that came true you
28:55
know and and you brought
28:57
so much to it you made it so much more special
29:00
you know I don't think you get enough credit
29:03
for what you did for me at
29:05
that moment so I'm always indebted
29:07
to you man again like going
29:09
back from developmental and FCW
29:12
and then just the incarnations
29:15
of the new day and us trying to find ourselves and you helping
29:17
us out with that and then you being
29:19
there it like it couldn't have been anyone else but you you know
29:22
what I mean it couldn't have been anyone else you couldn't
29:24
no one else could have brought that level of emotion to
29:26
the uh to the table that you did so thank
29:29
you thank you thank you so so much for that man
29:31
I'll never be able to thank you enough because little
29:34
little kid Kofi wanted this moment
29:36
and you and you were the one that was able to just
29:39
tie everything together in the most perfect
29:42
way and that moment will never be forgotten
29:44
so thank you man thank you so much
29:46
dude just I can't I can't thank
29:48
you enough it was just amazing you're
29:51
gonna make me cry again yeah no
29:57
I you know when you say that it just uh
29:59
I like I like to look at the big picture
30:01
when it comes to life. And
30:04
we never know why we come into people's lives
30:06
or why we interact with certain individuals.
30:08
And I think it's just the coolest thing to know that back
30:12
in 2007, walking into that warehouse, who would have ever
30:14
imagined that
30:16
I'd be calling your main event match at
30:18
WrestleMania. It's just beautiful. It's
30:21
just full circle of life sometimes.
30:23
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I want to get into this
31:31
NXT business. I
31:34
need to hear the
31:37
things you had to do when you were on NXT,
31:39
the old school NXT, random
31:42
games, all that stuff. Nobody
31:44
will ever know. Yeah. I
31:47
pride myself on keeping my stress level low,
31:49
but if there was ever an anxiety-inducing
31:52
time in my career, it was NXT. Because
31:54
it literally showed up having no idea
31:57
what they were going to do, whether it was it
31:59
could be a trivial a contest one week,
32:01
karaoke the next, carrying a beer
32:03
keg, to the flag.
32:06
Like it was... And like guys legit
32:09
got hurt because you didn't hear you
32:11
all these years in developmental training to wrestle and
32:13
now you're like sprinting against other guys
32:15
to test your speed and wheel around
32:17
a horns woggle and a wheelbarrow. Like what?
32:21
I remember the funny part is,
32:24
so after, because I was part of season four and I
32:26
remember talking to one of the guys
32:30
and we were like, man, thank God that's over.
32:33
Thank God it's over. And
32:36
not even five minutes later, John Laurinitis
32:39
approaches us as we walked out of the locker room and he goes,
32:42
hey guys, great news for you. We're
32:44
doing another season. We'll
32:46
see you next week. I'm
32:51
like, it's like that dreadful moment.
32:55
I'll
32:59
tell you what, there's always a silver lining, there's
33:01
always a positive and as unpredictable
33:04
as that time frame
33:07
was, it taught you how to roll
33:10
with the punches because you couldn't prepare
33:12
because it wouldn't let you prepare. And just it
33:14
was hard because you were new on the road, like you're trying to fit
33:16
in a locker room as it is, as a new guy
33:18
and then everyone's judging
33:21
what you're doing, but
33:22
I was able to survive it somehow. It's
33:26
so weird watching because I feel like you have the people who
33:28
are watching in the back and like, whether it's the
33:30
keg carrier, like you said, wheelbarrow with
33:32
the Hornswoggle stuff. And like some
33:34
people like trying to genuinely
33:37
like give advice on like how they would have done it.
33:39
Like, what are you talking about? No dude, no. Even
33:42
training and wheeling the Hornswoggle in a wheelbarrow.
33:45
Yeah, it's a soda chugging
33:47
contest, bro. It's
33:54
a soda like actual. The thing is
33:56
like that gets me about that season because I was actually
33:59
a pro. I was pro, I was pro, yeah. So Michael
34:01
McGillicuddy, AKA Joe
34:03
Hennig, you know, was my guy,
34:06
I was the pro. He was the rookie,
34:08
which is what? Like how is he the rookie?
34:11
Wait, what? No. So, but like
34:13
they had no idea of like
34:15
what was gonna happen. But the thing is that like the
34:17
people, like it didn't translate. So I feel
34:20
like it was never quite appreciated
34:22
by the fans because you
34:25
think, oh, well, oh, it's part of the show. Oh,
34:27
okay. Well, here's the part where they get to drug
34:29
all this and they don't,
34:31
it's like, no, dude. Like they had no idea
34:34
what they were doing. Oh.
34:37
On national television, on international television,
34:39
you're going out there with, no,
34:42
you're just no idea. No, not
34:44
even an inkling of what you're supposed to be doing.
34:46
What you're supposed to be doing well. What
34:49
you're supposed to be doing well. You have no idea. So
34:51
I just feel like, man, that season was something like
34:54
it will never be appreciated as much as it should
34:56
be. Oh. Another chapter
34:59
wrote down that chapter, survived it. Yeah.
35:03
It's one thing to be like, oh, you know, I'm on the road.
35:05
I'm going out and having like my first match on TV. Like
35:07
obviously like you're nervous, but
35:10
you know what to expect. Wrestling is wrestling wherever you
35:12
do it. Like a bigger ring smaller or whatever, like it's wrestling.
35:15
So like, what was it like that first
35:17
day that you showed up and you don't know what you're
35:19
doing until like you're doing it pretty
35:21
much. So part of me was excited
35:24
because I, you know, I was on the road
35:26
prior as a commentator. So I was like, okay, cool. I'm
35:28
not going to be seen as
35:29
a wrestler, but
35:31
you're not really seeing the way you
35:33
want to be seen because now, oh shoot, I
35:35
got to tap into my, my wrestling
35:37
knowledge now. Cause I have to remember what happened in 1985. Right
35:42
now on the spot. And I remember we did it. We
35:44
did a trivia competition. I know this. I
35:46
know wrestling trivia and they ask you something and you're on the spot
35:49
and the whole crowd staring at you. And you're just dumbfounded
35:51
and you go, no, no, I'm really smarter than you think.
35:53
You don't understand. I'm going to get it right.
35:56
I remember
35:58
Connor from Ascension. Like he was, he was out
36:01
there with me and we were doing a contest
36:03
about, uh, which talent that hosted WrestleMania.
36:06
And again, just with the nerves kicking in and everything,
36:10
you know, they were asking, they're asking what
36:12
town hosted WrestleMania, but he thought the
36:14
question was, who was the host
36:16
of WrestleMania? So like,
36:19
you know, the question gets opposed to Connor
36:21
like, Hey, uh, uh, what
36:24
city hosted WrestleMania 13? And he
36:26
goes, Phoebe Herman. Wait
36:30
a minute. Did I hear the question wrong? Thinking
36:33
about hosts. Oh no, I start freaking out because
36:35
he misfirmed the question. Curveball
36:39
curveball. Unnecessary
36:42
stress. Why balding up here? I
36:49
used to get anxiety because I was in
36:51
SDW at the time. And I think I heard like
36:53
a rumor or two that I was going to be on the next season. And I
36:55
just pray and somehow, it
36:58
can be hard to, to overcome
37:01
that bad person impression. I know with
37:03
me, I was still pretty green, whatnot, but I would
37:05
just come back. You guys would come back at
37:07
times would tell us these horror stories because
37:10
you know, for the most part, what we what we try to do or
37:12
should try to do in this industry is
37:14
you play to talent strengths and
37:17
you try to make them look as good as possible.
37:20
And that's, that's what we do. But to
37:22
have this, not even like, Hey, we'll throw
37:24
any possible pro wrestling challenge
37:27
at you where you might have a match with,
37:29
you know, or in Swago or Kali,
37:32
but it's not just that, but we can throw legitimately
37:35
any kind of challenge we want at you
37:37
with no preparation, no warmup
37:40
note. And yeah, I'd take
37:42
my head off to you guys because I would legit,
37:45
I couldn't just watch and enjoy
37:47
it. I would watch thinking of myself
37:50
and that same position. And I, I think back
37:52
there's so many memorable moments with the show. I
37:55
think back to Eli Cottonwood and his mustache
37:57
promo. about
38:00
it. I love Eli. We still talk from
38:02
time to time. Great dude. I
38:05
think of Titus's iconic make
38:07
it a win. You know, when
38:09
I was in the ring for that, you
38:11
are, I was in the ring for that man. I
38:14
remember it cause I was in there and you
38:16
could just see Titus's lip like start to quiver, you know,
38:18
the wife say, if you go make it a fight, make
38:21
it a fight. And if you go make it a win and his lips
38:23
just goes, make
38:25
it a win. He goes, make
38:27
it a win. Oh my God. I just,
38:29
I want to say that was in
38:35
either Orlando or Tampa. Cause I was, I'm
38:37
pretty sure I was backstage for that. I think they had
38:39
a bunch of FCW talent. I think it was somewhere in Florida. I wouldn't
38:42
say. Um, but I remember being backstage
38:44
for that one and just thinking
38:46
that poor and
38:49
the thing about it is what does any of it have to do with
38:51
how good of a WWE superstar you're going to be?
38:53
Nothing. I can shove soda really
38:55
fast. That's going to make me world champ. I
38:57
w what? Like none of it. I can carry a
39:00
barrel around a keg around the ring
39:02
really quickly or potato sack race.
39:04
Boy, that's going to make
39:07
me a great wrestler. Shine that I see
39:09
title up for me. What are we doing? What
39:11
are we doing? I remember too. Like it
39:13
would be hard cause you would do something on TV that week
39:15
that you were embarrassed by, but then
39:18
I still had to go back to FCW and face all the
39:20
boys. You
39:27
better be in the class that Wednesday mornings. We can
39:29
roast you. Like
39:33
he was saying, like we would watch it and we were all terrified.
39:35
And then E we were on
39:37
the season that didn't happen. Oh, that's right.
39:40
I completely forgot. She shot some stuff.
39:42
This real fear that Byron has been
39:45
explaining, like that, that fear was like
39:47
the, the anxiety that we had watching
39:49
because we knew like we could be next. And then
39:52
eventually, and then we would see like when you
39:54
guys would come back on winter is how like it was like walking
40:00
slow, just scared. You don't, don't make any
40:02
movements around you. But
40:05
like there was a, there was a season that never aired.
40:07
And, uh, I think one was like generational.
40:09
All the guys who were like second or third generation. And
40:12
then it was like those of us who were like the,
40:14
they're like upstarts or whatever they called us and
40:16
we filmed everything. And all of us, the whole day
40:18
we were feeling like, please, the
40:22
season happened. Please. We're so scared. So,
40:26
okay. So there's, there's some NXT stuff. Uh,
40:28
but now to get deeper into your
40:31
brain as a human person, the
40:34
time that we're talking right now, right now, it's
40:36
almost Halloween. And
40:40
Byron, if there's one thing I know about you, I
40:42
know that you've loved some Halloween. Yes,
40:45
sir. Time
40:49
to get some scares. It's
40:53
actually, so I love haunted houses,
40:56
love haunted houses. And the
40:58
one tough part about the
41:00
sign of the times right now is that we're not touring.
41:03
And so I can't visit haunted houses
41:06
like all over the country, like I usually would do,
41:08
but that is my thing, man. Like now, even I've, I've,
41:11
I feel disappointed in myself because I've only knocked
41:13
out two haunted houses. And, and
41:16
yeah, cause now I'm like, okay, well, what are the safety guidelines?
41:18
What are they doing here? Is this thing? Okay.
41:21
But I've got, I've got a few more haunts
41:23
like on my, on my schedule. Um, you
41:26
know, it's a bush garden. We hit
41:29
enough screen again in, I actually,
41:31
so it's my life goal one day to actually
41:34
create and host a haunted house for the public. Oh,
41:37
that's K. We could do that next year. I
41:39
mean, it could be, it could be the worst for next year.
41:42
You some zombies in there. You can let a brother know. I'll
41:45
come in there. With
41:48
the claws of the zombie, the zombie stride,
41:51
you know? Yeah. I got my strobe lights.
41:53
I got my inflatable pumpkin outside the house already.
41:55
Like I'm slowly taking those steps.
41:57
You know, I got a body chain, you know. and
42:00
get a few trustworthy actors, and I'm gonna make it happen,
42:02
you watch. Well, you call it. I'll
42:05
give you guys a fast pass too, don't worry. Oh, yeah.
42:07
Oh, yeah, I appreciate it. Yeah, I got you, I got you. I appreciate
42:09
you, Zach. I'm gonna call it Saxton Scares.
42:12
Saxton Scares. Ooh, that was the lorition.
42:14
I love the lorition. Ooh! Ooh!
42:17
Where did this love of Halloween stem from? It
42:20
actually so came from my ex-girlfriend.
42:23
I was like, oh, the way she was this huge on
42:25
going to her houses. So like, okay, cool, this
42:27
is a fun little endeavor for us. And I just fell
42:29
in love with the
42:29
experience.
42:30
And the weird part for
42:32
me is that I legit get scared. I've
42:35
had clowns corner me and chase
42:38
me. I've been tackled
42:40
by children just up as zombies. Like, it's gotten
42:42
pretty rough. To
42:45
the point where when I travel around to these different
42:47
haunted houses, I'll try to tailgate
42:49
like another couple or another family.
42:52
Because I don't like being alone. But
42:55
then you go to some of these houses where they like
42:57
making a point to separate you. And of course,
42:59
look at me, I'm the big target, not the eight year old in front
43:02
of me. So they go and grab me, pull
43:04
me into another room. I
43:06
get out of there and I drop about 10 pounds worth because
43:09
I've been sweating so much. But it's like, it's an
43:11
adrenaline rush, but I'm still scared out
43:13
of my mind. Makes no sense, but I'm
43:15
addicted to it. You know? The
43:17
first time I could talk about them. So I didn't realize,
43:20
like, we've talked about this before.
43:22
So as we travel, like I go to every
43:24
arcade bar that I can find, wherever we are in the
43:26
world, I had no clue that you were
43:28
the same exact way with haunted houses. And
43:31
so like, you came up to me once, I'm like, hey, what are
43:33
you doing tonight? I'm gonna go home, I'm doing this thing. I'm like, okay, well, I'm
43:36
gonna hit this haunted house if you change your mind. Okay, cool. Then
43:38
the next week, same thing. I'm gonna hit
43:40
two different ones if you wanna come. What? And
43:42
then next week it goes, okay, so in this town there's two, and
43:45
then this one there's three. So if we get this one like early in the day
43:47
before the show, then we get this one after, then we get the
43:49
next one like, what? You like map
43:51
this out. Like. Yeah, I can't
43:53
tell you how many times like, if
43:55
I was, let's say I'm doing smackdown at the time. And
43:58
we'd get all. the air at 10 o'clock
44:00
and I'd be calling ahead and I'd be like, Hey, what time do you close?
44:03
Oh, we close at 10 30. Is there any way you can
44:05
stay open a little bit later? I'm here in town.
44:08
I'm doing a WWE show. I'm going to rush over there
44:10
and I would get there with like five minutes to spare.
44:13
But I like, to your point, I mapped it out so
44:15
precisely that I would get there and still be able to enjoy
44:17
the hunt. That's
44:27
Halloween talk for you. We call them. You
44:30
gotta learn that if you're going to work at haunted house.
44:32
Oh, you're right. You're
44:36
right. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. You'll stop laughing. You'll stop laughing. You're
44:38
right. I'm gonna write that down. Very serious times. Very
44:40
serious times. So it's just a thing like as
44:42
they grow into a love of all of Halloween or just like
44:44
specifically haunted houses, are you into like, you
44:46
know, getting good candy for trick or treaters that
44:48
might come around and things like that? Like, or is it
44:50
specifically the houses? So it's
44:53
always been the houses because with our
44:55
schedule, I haven't been home on Halloween,
44:57
you know, for at least the last five years. And I'm
44:59
actually, I'm
45:00
conflicted because this
45:02
year I, I'm looking forward to giving
45:04
out candy,
45:05
but then I'm like, well, how can I do it in a safe way? Like,
45:07
do I get a flingshot or something? Up
45:10
and out quest bars to the kids. What's
45:14
the quest bar? Oh, come on. We have to set a good example.
45:17
You know, that I'm not good. You're talking about candy.
45:21
They're good. Quest bars are good. Come on now.
45:23
You know, they got the key to
45:25
the keto bars, peanut butter flavored, really good stuff. People
45:27
just don't know. Yeah. So I gotta, I gotta, I gotta navigate
45:29
that part, but I'm looking forward to giving out candy or snacks
45:32
or some sort of nutritional item to the
45:34
kids. Yeah. I like to catapult maybe a 10
45:36
foot pole with a net. Oh, you
45:38
can extend through your door. That's another option. Put
45:43
like a little, uh, uh, portable, uh,
45:45
hand sanitizer in there too. Wrap them up together.
45:47
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Sanitizer and the candy.
45:50
Yes. So I was thinking about like, some
45:52
people just put the bucket out there with the candy and say,
45:54
you know, take one. I'm going, well, that's not sanitary.
45:57
Can't do that anymore. But if I just
45:59
get like, a hundred Ziploc bags,
46:01
right? And put the snacks in
46:04
there that are already pre-wrapped, then you
46:06
provide some extra safety for the kids out there.
46:08
Oh, extra layer. What's the
46:10
thing for like for pets, where you can have
46:13
the little treat dispenser and
46:15
you can do it on your phone? Oh yeah. Oh
46:17
yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
46:20
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh
46:23
yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh
46:25
yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh
46:27
yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.
46:31
This is not the way Halloween was supposed to be. It's a new
46:34
age Halloween. Okay. And
46:37
we do it in 2020. Oh no. Do
46:39
you guys see how they're gonna party? Like, is that gonna
46:41
be your work? I just imagine
46:43
Zach said enjoy it. Bark for me. You're
46:47
not gonna run. No, you're not gonna bark.
46:50
No, you better bark. Bark can't better bark. Oh,
46:55
we're teaching our kids discipline. That's all.
46:58
All right. You may not do things in life that you wanna
47:00
do, but if you get through them and get to
47:02
that adversity, you become a better person on the other side.
47:05
That nothing's free. Nothing's free. That's
47:07
what I'm saying, Andy, you better bark. That's right. Woo, woo,
47:09
woo. Woo, woo. Woo, woo. Woo,
47:11
woo. Woo, woo. And then carry
47:13
this kegger on my house one time. Woo,
47:16
woo, woo. Woo, woo, woo. Woo, woo, woo. Woo,
47:18
woo, woo. Where's my pro? Woo, woo, woo. Can
47:21
I have the candy now? I'll get my pro, my old pro Yoshitatsu
47:23
out here. Hey, yo, hey. Hey, yo, hey. Hey,
47:26
yo, hey. Oh, Yoshitatsu. We
47:28
need to have him on the podcast. Well, I'd be
47:30
remiss if we didn't, we need to have like
47:32
official music for our last segment. You
47:35
wanna go to it? All right, play off. For
47:38
some reason, we've ended up talking
47:40
about potty talk and
47:43
bathroom behaviors for the last
47:46
several podcasts. And for some reason,
47:48
it's very fascinating to us. So we kind
47:50
of, our entry into the conversation was
47:53
us asking for a lot of questions. The entry into the conversation
47:55
was us asking
47:57
people. There's some people who will fold
47:59
the toilet paper. You
48:02
can't give them the type, you gotta just let them explain
48:04
it. It's gonna come in line. Okay,
48:07
we would like to know what
48:09
your technique is with your toilet
48:11
paper use. Call it up like
48:13
a snowball. Come on. You
48:15
see, I told you. That's the connection, bro. That's the connection.
48:18
You can only get one wipe out of
48:20
a ball. You
48:25
don't need to try to convince them. Okay. He's
48:27
like, wax on, wax off. You take your time. Okay. You
48:30
enjoy the process. Trust the process. Yeah.
48:33
What's an eye? We fold. We
48:35
fold the oddballs. What? I
48:37
feel like no people fold. That's what I would say too. ways
48:40
to wait. Okay. So you're like,
48:42
I'm gonna have to do this. I'm gonna have to do this. I'm gonna have
48:44
to do this. I'm gonna have to do this. I'm gonna
48:46
have to do this. I'm gonna have to do this. I'm gonna have to do
48:49
this. That's what I would say too. But then
48:51
when we asked everybody in the locker room, it was, we found like seven
48:53
different ways to wait. So it
48:55
also, let's see what you don't realize is that by balling
48:58
up like a snowball, you also enhance your grip strength.
49:01
Sir. You know that. Do you know
49:03
that? Do you know that? Do you know that? Do
49:06
you? Avoid that carpal tunnel. Okay.
49:08
You ball it. I mean, you squeeze it. Yeah.
49:11
It'll be a big forearms. You do that for a year, man. They
49:13
won't even recognize you. You see it. See it's
49:15
like my forearm. All right. That's some
49:18
ball in the toilet paper. That's a ball right there. It's
49:20
just you think you're strong
49:22
now. Imagine how strong you could be. Uh
49:24
huh. Well, I was, I was getting
49:27
strong when I was, when I would hover because
49:29
I'm also, that's another question when I'm
49:31
in public, I try not to go, but
49:33
I hover. So you just, you just sit in a good squat
49:36
and that you want to talk about building strength. You
49:38
hover. Just saying good leg strength.
49:40
It's unnecessary stress on the quads. Oh
49:43
wow. You sit right on there. Yeah.
49:46
You make sure you're covering
49:49
first. Obviously. You make an
49:51
effort. Yeah. My man.
49:53
Do you see the connection now? Now do you see the connection? This
49:55
is why everything makes sense, bro. It
50:00
had to be you. That's what I was saying.
50:02
It had to be you. I didn't even
50:05
know this was so now. We were both ballers back in the
50:07
day. Using the bathroom and FCW at separate
50:09
times, both balling at separate times, not
50:11
knowing that years later, here
50:13
you are calling a match for me to
50:16
become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
50:18
You know, a baller. That's golly.
50:22
Wow. We're the bald eagles of this group.
50:24
Bald eagles. Make their own nest. That's right.
50:26
You make a nest. All the eagles. And you fly.
50:29
Yeah. Golly. Y'all
50:32
better get some wings, bro. Where
50:35
do you want to fly? Y'all want to
50:37
fly? Y'all want to stay on the ground. We're going to soar.
50:39
We're trying to soar up in the sky. So
50:43
here's my issue, and I've said this many times, with
50:45
building a nest is sometimes you
50:48
move around a little bit, your cheeks slide around. Isn't
50:50
there times when your bare
50:52
butt is exposed to the porcelain?
50:55
You don't have a good nest. How much of a paper are
50:57
you using for your nest? That's a lot of paper. Don't
51:00
judge the cost. Too much. Don't judge the
51:02
cost. Okay, that's a process. It's worth it.
51:04
You got an end, but at what cost? You invest in yourself.
51:07
Like half a roll? You invest in yourself.
51:09
Okay, that's a philosophy. Invest in
51:11
yourself, invest in a nest. That's a shirt.
51:14
So then here's the question, and I know this is going to just not get into
51:16
left field. So when you talk about getting
51:18
as many napkins as he needs, then not investing
51:20
in himself. Mm-hmm. So many napkins as he
51:22
needs. So we got to let Saxton in. Yeah.
51:25
Okay. We got to let Saxton in. And I don't
51:27
want to rehash this whole thing, but Kofi got on me because
51:30
I would tend from fast food places. I
51:32
would like to, on the road, I would collect a lot of napkins.
51:34
I don't want to rehash this. We talked about this ad nauseam,
51:37
but that's why we're referencing the napkins.
51:40
Well, here's the thing. As long as
51:42
you're utilizing those napkins for a solid purpose,
51:45
because if I go to a restaurant, I
51:47
always bring a number of extra napkins
51:49
because I know I'm going to utilize them, perhaps in the car, perhaps
51:53
at home, or if you have an emergency,
51:55
which I've been in that case before, where maybe you
51:57
have to take care of some business and you don't have
51:59
toilet paper. So you have to look for
52:01
a second option. Do you feel like that's stealing because
52:03
you're going and taking the napkins from the the
52:06
food facility That is meant for
52:08
the food and you're using that for something else. Like if you
52:10
needed napkins for
52:14
Extra anything else but your food you
52:16
would probably go and buy them right ordinarily But
52:18
I mean, do you feel like that's stealing thefts?
52:21
It would be stealing my city It would be stealing
52:23
if they were a sign that indicated that these
52:25
napkins are to only be used for the consumption of food
52:28
Wow, they got a special The
52:31
official, the official, I mean They
52:33
got signs for everything else They're right, exactly So
52:37
if they don't have a sign that says hey these
52:39
shares are not meant for taking your libel You can take
52:41
the shares too from the rest of us Well you use some
52:44
common sense too, but I mean legitimately you should have
52:46
a sign that says that You should think about it. They
52:48
wouldn't you? Don't they write on coffee
52:50
cups like at McDonald's and stuff like this cup of
52:52
coffee is hot the liquid is hot because somebody's
52:55
holding themselves up with like wait what? It's
52:57
hot What
52:59
a reach by the way to go to chairs Like you can just
53:01
walk out of the chairs Why not? Why
53:04
by that logic you gotta have a sign for what you can't
53:07
take from the restaurant, right? So you
53:09
can just you can take all you can you can go back there
53:11
and just and take the
53:13
pots and pans You know? There's
53:15
no sign There's no sign that says you
53:17
can't walk in the store and take these pots and pans out
53:20
I mean you walk in the store you pay for a meal that means you
53:22
can have whatever you want Hey, listen, listen, okay,
53:24
why do you buy health insurance to protect
53:26
yourself against something going wrong? Correct?
53:29
Yeah, you would buy a sign to protect
53:31
your items Being removed
53:34
against your will It's the same concept
53:37
It only makes it And
53:40
that's You need to
53:42
reevaluate reevaluate some life decisions and make
53:45
it with you We
53:47
still got our net we still fly We
53:51
still fly that's right, that's okay I
53:55
don't like it and that will be our end I
54:00
appreciate you, Scott. Thanks, Saxton. Where
54:02
can they find you on social? So
54:04
on Instagram, I am at OfficialByronSaxton.
54:06
And on Twitter, I am at ByronSaxton.
54:10
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54:12
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54:19
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54:28
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54:31
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54:33
honestly, a waste of time to follow me
54:35
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54:38
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54:41
I don't really have a desire to post. Nothing
54:43
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54:45
of time, no waste of time. And you know the whole
54:47
bit, too. If you follow me, unfollow me, because I don't
54:49
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54:51
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54:53
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54:56
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54:58
know what I mean? I don't need your validation. I
55:00
don't want it. Take it back. Take your
55:02
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55:05
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55:07
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55:10
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55:12
Kill it. That's
55:15
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55:17
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56:10
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