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Dallas Penn and CS are still newlyweds and still podcasting, despite all evidence to the contrary. And they're back at it with all kinds of the ridiculousness that you've come to expect with vegetarian hermaphroditic sex dolls, flat world-ers,
CS and Dallas are back at it again despite neo-Nazis, hurricanes and presidential ineptitude. On the discussion docket is displacement and related gastrointestinal distresses. DP talks about his new year and his new diet. Plus: What you need to
Dallas Penn and CS are not talking about Charlottesville or white supremacists or natural disasters or anything else we've all been talking about. No, we're talking about social media, rapper's insurance and melanin deficiencies. We apologize i
It's been a long time and we should not have left you. But we're glad you left the door unlocked so we could slip back in and make ourselves at home. INTERNETS, WE MISSED YOU. Shouts to Ricardo, one of many friends of the podcast who helped us
The Newlyweds Podcast is talking about time passing and Finnish grandmas getting lit. It's all here, along with grooming tips for spring from your favorite newlyweds, Dallas Penn and CS. ALSO: Is Facebook normalizing preverts?
Aaaaaannnnddddd we're back! Still newlyweds Dallas Penn & CS jump into the conversational fray feet first, through an Atlanta freeway onto a flaming lawn chair, then tuck and roll into presidential politics, finishing with a flourish of the usu
In this week's episode, CS and Dallas Penn discuss all the media they've been consuming over the past weeks from the small screen to the big. ALSO: a smorgasbord of music!
Join Dallas Penn and CS in a wide-ranging discussion covering the intricacies of whyte record-keeping, which leads to shortages in garlic, amongst other social ills. Plus, in-depth coverage of Trump Bowl, Lady Gaga, big game cuisine, and the se
Goofy talk from your favorite pair of ever-newlyweds, Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake (that's CS to you). Sometime life just doesn't make sense. Also: From mangender to mangenda. how the feminist movement has succeeded and failed.
In this inauguration week, CS and Dallas Penn celebrate the spirit of singularly great American. Turns out Dr. King's dream of a nation that lives up to it's founding is about to be fulfilled. Are you ready? As long as you and bae share the sam
It's the New Year and your favorite newlyweds, Dallas Penn and CS, are adding it all up so you don't have to. From orbiting in outer space to tipping your waiter, turns out it all comes down to slavery. So give thanks to the ancestors -- we're
In this, their annual year-end episode, everyone's favorite newlyweds Dallas Penn and CS rummage through the end and the beginning, self-care goals, new year wishes, making your partner happy, and, of course, the usual nonsensicals. Also, CS tr
Internets, 'tis the season for giving thanks and the first people we need to thank are y'all! You inspire us and motivate us to keep on with the keep on. This week CS & DP detail their Thanksgiving adventures (which you can also experience on T
Well, we did that. CS and DP dissect the post-Trump-election environment and offer their usual #SorryNotSorry analysis. As always, an eclectic, wide-ranging discussion (with music to match) on everything from neo-liberalism to what's "real" sla
Man, if everything is rigged, then what do you have to lose? The game has already been played. CS and Dallas Penn call in all the receipts on the usual pop culture shenanigans, from the rigged game of Candy Crush to a Tracy Chapman vs Bob Dylan
The Newlyweds celebrate their 51st episode with a misinformed conversation about Haiti, more presidential politricks including some magical pussy, and an appreciation of Solange's latest album, A Seat At The Table. Plus: CS wants to know what s
Who would play you in the TV show of your life? DP and CS contemplate the wonders of married life, who would play them on TV, and expressing gratitude for the treasures of every day. ALSO: Luke Cage for the win, a real crack baby, and the manha
You asked for more and we brought it! CS and DP go in on presidential politics, the graves of our ancestors, and how to be older without getting old. Hint, meditation and motivation are key. ALSO: CS gains a newfound appreciation for all things
Back with another transmission from The Newlyweds Podcast headquarters, Dallas Penn and CS talk about everything you're thinking but not saying out loud. Accompanied by an extra funky soundtrack, your intrepid newlyweds attempt to make sense of
DP and CS ruminate on various tidbits from the past week, including what it might mean to be white. Then CS tells a story that doesn't have a punch line involving her 7th grade science teacher, the Pledge of Allegiance and Lisa Stansfield. Also
When times are tough, Swound Care LLC can heal what ails you, courtesy of The Newlyweds Podcast. We swear, it's better than 'Tussin. Also: Tigallerro rocks, taking a Chance, Anita Baker, black lady magic and what are you binge watching?
UPDATE: technical difficulties fixed!! Steph Curry will not block our blessings. Now back to our original programming....Dallas Penn & CS return to the airwaves with a salute to Muhammad Ali and their usual let's-talk-about-everything-and-the-k
It's The Newlyweds Podcast Post-Mother's Day tribute episode. 'Cause we were spending actual time with our mothers on Mother's Day. Also: Dallas thinks white people don't write songs about their mothers. Wait 'til Father's Day...
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