Ellen and Ken realize that thing you should try to never realize: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is 30 years old. Ellen meets a Hemingway, while Ken does not play mini golf. Ken and Hilliary celebrate their anniversary in Eugene. Ellen has a picnic at the river, and forgets some stuff. Ken misses the Sandy river float. Finally, Ellen watches Netflix.

From the days of long ago. From uncharted regions of the universe, comes Notoriously Unreliable!