0:01

Sorry!

0:29

It's the official podcast episode 342

0:31

I think.

0:35

And man do we have a crazy show for

0:37

all of you today. I

0:39

have a bet to cash in so I'll go ahead.

0:42

Jackson name me one memorable line from

0:44

Avatar 2. Oh

0:46

motherfucker. You

0:51

fucking bitch. I knew it. I

0:53

am now going to read a chat log.

0:56

No! I'm not gonna read all of it because

0:58

it's kind of boring. But on the

1:01

17th of December 2022 after

1:03

seeing Avatar 2 I

1:05

said this is a three hour fucking tech

1:08

demo. It's so boring it doesn't have a story

1:10

and in a few weeks you'll have forgotten this.

1:12

And Jackson said and I quote

1:14

this is a direct quote. Said a reminder for

1:17

six months then I guess. You should have aimed

1:19

a bit higher considering Avatar 1 was 13 years ago.

1:22

Kaya Orsan, that's me I think, replied

1:25

saying I don't need to. You will forget about

1:27

this in a few weeks. You absolutely.

1:30

It has been six months. Holy crap. Well

1:33

that's also not six months and two

1:35

days and I nailed your ass bitch. Why

1:37

was I so confident? Well

1:39

to be fair, to be fair Jackson legitimately

1:42

has the worst memory out of any person I've ever

1:44

met in my

1:44

life. So

1:46

I think that like I liked

1:49

Avatar 2. I wouldn't say there's any like

1:51

memorable lines. Whoa. Jesus

1:54

Christ. My cat's going crazy. Yeah.

1:57

I wouldn't say there's any like memorable lines but it's still

1:59

a very good movie.

1:59

Yeah, I don't remember

2:02

any specific lines. That

2:05

is such a fucking shame. Yes, my memory

2:07

is bad. I should have absolutely

2:09

seen this coming. You owe me dinner.

2:11

So, I've been looking forward to this since yesterday.

2:13

Was that what the... I'm

2:15

sure there was like lines like, Jake Sully,

2:18

no. Or something like that. Does that count?

2:21

Or do I have to specifically remember them? No,

2:23

not good enough. You can't just guess. No. Uh-uh.

2:28

That was a good line though when he said, Jake

2:30

Sully, no. If you want like an actual

2:32

memorable line, Jackson, well this is a spoiler,

2:34

but it's right at the end with...

2:36

I don't know if I can talk about it, but there's a very important

2:38

death and on the way out for

2:41

the first time in a long time, he finally says,

2:43

I see you. Oh

2:45

yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. All

2:48

right. See, I won the bet, Kaya. We collectively

2:51

remember. No, you didn't. My

2:53

bet was a few, buddy. You

2:55

don't get to call your joker. I

2:58

enjoyed the movie so much that I

3:01

thought I would actually... I know you were so confident.

3:04

Well,

3:04

no, yeah, I was being so silly.

3:08

The quality of the movie outweighed

3:11

my memory problems.

3:14

But it's literally like that with Jackson

3:16

for actually everything, even the things

3:19

he loves the most. Like Jackson, you like Jurassic

3:21

World, the first one, right?

3:22

Yeah. What's your main character's name?

3:25

Uh, fuck. Oh,

3:28

Owen. Owen, right? Owen. It's

3:31

Owen. All right. Well, at

3:33

least you got there in the end, but the point still stands

3:35

out. I was trying to fucking remember Chris Pratt's

3:37

fucking name. I got caught up on the actor's name

3:40

for some reason. Yeah, Owen.

3:42

No, but yeah. So I'm

3:45

good with remembering

3:47

emotions and feelings if I can't

3:49

say anything but not specific lines. I

3:52

remember how I feel during a movie, but

3:54

it's going to count for something. No, I

3:56

respect and love that, Jackson, because as we talked

3:59

about last episode... I watched Harry Potter

4:01

and I don't remember 90% of the characters names,

4:03

but I remember how I felt That's

4:07

what I like One of the

4:09

main arguments against Rogue One, which

4:11

yeah It was an incredibly messy movie But one

4:14

of the main arguments that Charlie would always give me

4:16

is you don't remember any of their names It's

4:18

like I don't I don't need to to know that I

4:20

enjoyed it Well the problem with one though

4:22

is it's a dogshit terrible movie

4:26

Well, yeah fair if you if you think that

4:28

it's like a bad movie do you like pacing

4:30

or writing or whatever? Yeah, if you appreciate things

4:33

that make a good movie. Yeah

4:35

Hang on guys. Jackson was actually more wrong

4:37

than I thought so he also doubled down

4:39

and said with a new avatar movie

4:42

coming out Every two years now, it'll be relevant

4:44

in the cultural sense Think

4:48

they delay I think they delayed it until like 2045 or

4:52

some shit. It's not coming out every two years

4:55

Well, that was the last enjoy right? Well,

4:57

they delayed delayed. They delayed all of them Yeah

5:01

Yeah, to be fair though. It is more relevant

5:04

Like I see more people talk about especially since it's

5:06

come out on Disney Plus like people are

5:08

still talking about it from what I've seen

5:11

I have not seen a single post. I

5:13

just discounted my memory issues like I'm

5:16

not taking any more bets when it comes to memory Yeah,

5:19

you should never do that. You actually have legitimately

5:22

the worst memory of anyone I've ever met What

5:24

could it possibly be?

5:26

Dementia, I just I'm well, no,

5:29

I think it's dementia. I think it's super simple

5:31

I think you legitimately just don't

5:34

register information because you're just constantly

5:36

processing things in your brain

5:38

So like you just always overwrite your own shit.

5:40

Like the main things that you think of

5:42

I think are always like

5:45

bigger scale shit, so like

5:48

God slap stuff or something like that. You

5:50

have good memory with whereas like entertainment

5:53

things you just kind of filter out Yeah,

5:57

yeah, I don't know I think when it comes to like professional

5:59

stuff I think I retain memory a bit

6:02

better, but when it comes to like entertainment

6:04

and you know in the moment kinds of things I think maybe

6:07

it's like short-term memory just fucking fried.

6:09

I don't know

6:10

Six months isn't short-term not

6:12

that short-term. Yeah, I think it's just more

6:14

about like The the

6:17

things you view is like productive versus the

6:19

things you view as entertainment You

6:21

know what? I'm like actually good at though is like

6:24

just random trivia like trivia quizzes

6:26

and stuff like that I hate trivia.

6:29

I love trivia. There's there's a game show over

6:32

in those What? What's

6:35

one of those I hate trivia? I hate

6:37

I want to run away whenever in my life I've ever heard

6:39

anybody propose to play trivia

6:42

Why trivia is just fun? Yeah.

6:44

Yeah, what the fuck is your issue with trivia? I

6:46

cannot keep up with it, man It's like oh this

6:49

what? 1990s

6:51

Madonna song are these lyrics from how the

6:53

fuck would I know who cares this is so that's the entire

6:55

point of trivia You

6:59

don't need to be good at trivia to have fun with it

7:02

It makes getting like questions right even

7:04

more sweet if you're losing a trivia you're learning

7:06

and learning is always fun

7:09

No, it's not when it's about 19s Pop

7:12

lyrics so if trivia about that

7:15

stuff whatsoever So if you sat

7:17

down to the Mad Max trivia contest you

7:19

wouldn't enjoy yourself.

7:21

I was gonna say low-cal trivia Oh, yeah,

7:23

I think I think he did enjoy that. Yeah Still

7:26

trivia. No like I really don't think

7:28

so

7:29

So if you had a cool game show host with like

7:31

one of those long stick microphones in a nice suit

7:34

going All right, Kaya this locale

7:36

in 2005 promised to eat

7:39

an entire bathtub.

7:41

Who is it? You wouldn't have fun? I Wouldn't

7:45

be good at it like I don't have some photograph

7:48

Cal memory I'm also don't I also don't have some

7:50

photographic like Mad Max memory even the stuff

7:52

I like I've told the guys before I enjoy

7:54

things and I also don't care that much about

7:57

what it actually says like I told the guys

7:59

I listen to music

7:59

without ever paying attention to any of the lyrics.

8:02

I don't know the lyrics to any song.

8:04

There's hum along if it sounds cool to the beat.

8:07

There's a lot of people like that though. That's

8:09

a pretty common thing where people just listen to

8:11

the music itself. Yeah,

8:14

of course that's a common thing. Who

8:16

do you think would be the best at Avatar

8:18

trivia here? I reckon it would actually

8:20

be Kaya potentially.

8:23

But he doesn't like it. Avatar trivia? Yeah,

8:25

but he watched it. Like last air been through the

8:27

movies. And I don't remember anything from them.

8:31

So wait, if you don't remember a single thing, I

8:34

could have entirely made up a line and just

8:36

like said it confidently. Yeah, you could

8:38

have. You should have bluffed dummy. Why did you think I

8:40

would remember that fucking boring ass movie? The

8:43

only thing that I remember, even from the first

8:45

one.

8:47

I mean, I remember the other day our bets. You

8:49

are confusing me being petty and competitive

8:51

with me carrying the bat on the door. You

8:53

think I did this because I care about the integrity

8:56

of the fucking movie? What was the stakes

8:58

of my bet? What do I have to do?

9:01

I don't know. I think it was like dinner or you buy me a Coke

9:03

or something. It's not high stakes,

9:05

don't worry. That's

9:08

pretty good, I guess. There was some pretty

9:10

high stakes there.

9:11

Dude, I don't remember anything from either movie. I remember

9:14

like from the first one where they shoot the tree and it falls

9:16

over and all the blue people are crying. That's it.

9:18

Oh, you forgot the best part of that scene. The

9:21

best part of that scene is when the army general starts drinking

9:23

his coffee while watching. And he's like, today's

9:25

a good day.

9:26

I'm slaughtering an entire race of people.

9:28

This is a nice Tuesday. I love how

9:31

cartoonishly evil he is in those

9:33

movies. He's a great character. I think he was

9:35

my favorite character from Avatar. He was a

9:38

great fucking military villain. Yeah,

9:40

he was just over the top. He was over the top.

9:43

When you're piloting a mech and

9:45

trying to destroy any and all nature

9:47

around you, and when you run out of ammo, you pull

9:49

out a giant mech sized Bowie

9:51

knife, that's a fun character. That's

9:55

fun. That's just cool.

9:56

Yeah.

9:59

James. Cameron knows fun. I don't know how the fuck he

10:01

went from Titanic to Avatar, but he did. What's

10:05

this? Speaking of Avatar, what's all this

10:07

new drama about the new Avatar, the last

10:09

Airbender Netflix stuff? Netflix is making

10:12

a life action adaptation. Wasn't this the one

10:14

where the creators left it or something? Because

10:16

they had a trade of difference.

10:18

This is the one. Oh, that sounds great. I

10:21

can't wait to watch. I can't wait to watch. Yeah,

10:23

how does it look?

10:24

I didn't see any clips. I only

10:26

saw the casting,

10:28

which is already problematic because one of the

10:30

actors, I think Sokka,

10:33

is not racially pure enough for

10:35

the Tumblrites. So... Whoa,

10:37

that's not... You just got that super wrong. What happened

10:39

is he lied about his heritage in order to get

10:41

the role. He claimed that he had a heritage

10:43

that he doesn't in order to land the role. That's

10:46

the controversy.

10:47

Right. So he lied about his race

10:49

and only certain people of certain races

10:52

are allowed to play certain races. So he's not racially pure

10:54

enough. No, that's... What? Or

10:57

someone of that race, which

10:59

he lied about, which is the controversy. It's not

11:01

like the community is like, no, it can only be this race.

11:03

It was literally the casting was for that

11:06

race and he lied about it.

11:08

Sure. Who cares? If he tricked

11:10

them, it worked. What do you care?

11:13

Somebody on Twitter says... Still just lying about

11:15

it. That's just the controversy. He just

11:18

lied about it. An actor lying? What?

11:21

Reminder that Ian Owsley is white and

11:23

lied about being Native by enrolling in a fake tribe

11:26

that literally sells memberships to. I'm pretty

11:28

sure all in order to steal roles

11:30

from actual native people. So that's a drama,

11:32

I guess. I don't, I haven't seen any other drama.

11:34

Well, I mean, it is...

11:35

About the casting or anything. Wait, you mean I

11:37

can buy myself into being Native American

11:39

right now? I'll

11:42

be right back. Yeah. Hang

11:44

on. Just got fucking 23 in

11:46

me. If you're like, I'll do it on the show right now

11:48

if I can't have

11:51

American. Yeah, I think you can just... How

11:53

much does it cost? What

11:55

fake tribe is he from? Yeah, what

11:57

tribe is it? I want to look it up. I

12:00

don't know. That's a good question. Yeah,

12:02

didn't Boogie claim that he was like 1 64th

12:04

Cherokee or something? That

12:07

I actually would watch if they cast him as Sokka.

12:10

Imagine trying to throw

12:12

a boomerang. So outside

12:14

of the controversy, is it like

12:16

looking like a good adaptation or is it going to be

12:18

another M9? I didn't. I didn't

12:21

watch the trailer, to be honest. I just watched the

12:23

one piece one.

12:25

Oh, the one piece one. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah.

12:28

I saw that too. That doesn't seem

12:30

like a very sensible decision for Netflix to make. Adapting

12:33

one of the longest running animes of

12:36

all time when they have a history of

12:38

like canceling things after one season. Yeah,

12:41

it's fucking adorable actually that they chose

12:43

that.

12:44

Yeah, it's so funny. I

12:47

was gonna cowboy bebop that shit I think. Yeah. I'm

12:50

not expecting much.

12:53

Same with Avatar probably, right? I

12:56

haven't seen the trailer yet, but I wouldn't expect

12:59

much since the actual creators walked out

13:01

on it.

13:02

Well, I don't know

13:04

what success needs to look like for them for

13:06

them to continue a series, but it seems like extraordinarily

13:09

high, like squid game level.

13:12

Anything else that don't seem interested

13:14

in continuing. You know what? I have a

13:16

conspiracy theory, which I'm gonna. So first of all, apparently

13:18

there is no trailer. It's just a teaser

13:21

with like the tribe logos.

13:23

So no actual like

13:25

live-action footage, but I was gonna say though, I've

13:28

now noticed Gen Z like little kids

13:30

actually coping on social media about how torrenting

13:32

and piracy is bad

13:34

because they just don't know how to do it. So

13:36

my conspiracy theory is that websites like

13:38

Netflix just don't even have to bother caring

13:41

because

13:42

it's not even a matter of wanting to,

13:44

you know, like people wanting

13:47

not to support the creators and such. They

13:49

literally don't know what else to do. They

13:53

have nowhere to go. They don't know how to torrents. Check

13:57

this out, for instance. This is from someone

13:59

called it. Can they teach like Pirate Bay at

14:01

university or something to start, you know,

14:04

promoting pirating? I

14:06

think it's, I think they're actually like, um,

14:08

I

14:08

think it's just more difficult now, right? It used

14:10

to be far easier than pirate stuff.

14:12

No, it's always been the same. There's

14:15

so many like fake websites and stuff and so

14:17

many like things you have to continue to click through

14:19

and stuff. It used to be way more easy. It's

14:23

always been the same. You know how many fake ads

14:25

I had to click through to find some rapid

14:27

seed box or whatever the hell that's... Are

14:30

any of you old enough to remember those like free download

14:32

websites where it would have two buttons and one

14:35

of them would be high speed premium download

14:37

sign up now and then the other one would be the free

14:39

one that would say I'm gay and retarded

14:41

and I like slow downloads and my mother

14:43

doesn't love me but this is

14:45

free and I'm a piece of shit and you'd

14:47

have to just grudgingly click that one. It would just

14:49

insult you and insult their own

14:51

service. Well, you have to wait 30 seconds

14:54

to click that one as well. Yes, you would have

14:56

to and if you clicked out of the websites because if

14:58

you didn't block the JavaScript, it would stop counting.

15:01

So you actually have to stare at the goddamn

15:03

countdown timer. I do remember that.

15:07

Anyway, Elena on Twitter says 30 year

15:09

olds on Twitter are so annoying about torrenting.

15:11

I don't know, Amanda. Maybe a lot of people

15:14

just figure it's worth spending a little money to not

15:16

have the hassle of torrenting something or

15:18

to watch it on the big TV through the PlayStation

15:21

or whatever. And on top of the effort it

15:23

takes, maybe torrenting is high risk for people who

15:25

use their computers with things besides Twitter and video

15:27

games. Ever thought about that, Amanda?

15:30

Muting because of all the endless Amanda horde

15:32

proving my points. Well, I agree

15:34

with that. They are. How? What

15:37

do you mean? How? It's literally

15:39

easier. What do you mean? I'm not saying

15:41

it's not easier, but like paying

15:43

for the direct thing is like way safer. It

15:46

just is especially for a common user.

15:49

It is safer and yes. Okay, true.

15:52

But again, avoiding,

15:54

avoiding viruses is difficult.

15:57

No, it isn't. Why are you comparing this thing like to. some

16:00

super tedious thing, like I ask you to

16:02

take the fucking trash out or something. You have to click

16:04

a link. I'm not. It's not that

16:06

difficult. It's an AB comparison. One is more

16:08

difficult. That's all that matters.

16:10

By like 2%. And not always. It's still

16:12

an improvement. It's just a fact. It is. Not

16:15

always. We've

16:18

talked many times on the show about how

16:21

torrenting is now sometimes more convenient

16:23

than having to sign up to a service, having to sign up to VPN

16:25

so you can bypass geolocks. And

16:28

so you can, you know,

16:29

you can't even share your fucking passport, passwords

16:32

anymore. All of that. I

16:34

can guarantee you that I can guarantee you though, even

16:36

in that situation where we're talking about a casual user

16:38

base, that option is

16:41

still far easier than pirating them learning

16:43

how to use a fucking like, because

16:45

they don't know how

16:47

exactly, which so it's more difficult.

16:50

Looking at a picture book is easier than reading an

16:52

actual novel. Yeah, true.

16:54

But at the end of the day, you get something better out of it just

16:56

because it's easier. It doesn't make it better.

16:59

Well, you don't always get something better out of it. Yeah,

17:01

sometimes you get like poor. Well, you get the

17:03

same.

17:06

Okay, the other stuff. Let's move on

17:08

to the other side. I completely disagree with you guys. That

17:10

is just so much easier. It's more convenient.

17:12

You used to be so much either

17:15

one of us is saying that it's just like legitimately

17:17

and arguably easier even by like a small

17:19

degree. I mean, it is just still easier.

17:22

Doesn't happen. Usually you get region.

17:25

If we're just talking, you will. Okay, you're

17:27

you're allowed to just use like the most generic cases

17:30

possible of like this torrent

17:32

goes smooth and it's like perfect and there's no viruses

17:34

or no complicated click throughs or anything like that.

17:37

You're allowed to use the like broadcase we're

17:39

allowed to use the broadcase of streaming services usually

17:42

just let you sign up pay $5 and then you're

17:44

in.

17:46

That's it. That's like the

17:48

generic case. That's the generic use case.

17:50

Sure, there's more complicated situations, but

17:52

that is the most you know, common. That

17:54

use case is also things like when the

17:57

better call Saul

17:58

series finale was

17:59

airing

18:00

and I think Netflix or AMC crashed and no

18:02

one could view it except pirates who

18:04

just casually watched it very cosily. Yeah,

18:09

but if you just waited like two hours

18:11

or something, you'd be able to watch it fine.

18:15

Right, yes. I'm not saying

18:17

it's good, I'm not saying it's good, but

18:20

some people would prefer just waiting them

18:22

than potentially

18:22

getting a virus. Anyway, my point is

18:25

that this person is wrong about torrenting because I don't

18:27

think they have ever tried torrenting or know

18:30

how it works because they also seem to think that you

18:32

can't watch it on the big TV or your PlayStation

18:35

or whatever, quote unquote, or

18:38

what else would they say,

18:40

if you use your computer for things besides Twitter

18:42

and video games. I also don't know what this argument is

18:44

where like tech literate people only use

18:46

Twitter.

18:48

This sounds like more like somebody

18:50

who, well,

18:51

they said maybe torrenting is high risk for people

18:53

who use their computers for things besides Twitter

18:55

and video games. But we know that Gen

18:58

Z is now this technologically illiterate

19:00

because all they use their video, any

19:02

devices for is Twitter and video games and

19:05

TikTok.

19:06

Yeah.

19:09

Well,

19:09

that's BS. Here's another one. You

19:11

guys will love this one.

19:13

This is from Axel says, don't make me tap the

19:15

sign. And then it's a meme of SpongeBob holding up

19:17

a sign and the sign reads, people

19:19

who emulate games should be fined or sent

19:21

to jail for theft.

19:23

Emulation is illegal and hurts the industry.

19:25

I pay for my games. So should you. It's

19:28

only fair.

19:29

Yeah, I just obviously disagree with

19:31

that one. But

19:34

why would somebody say this? Why would like a teenager

19:37

or even write this meme is my point.

19:40

Why would somebody say this is such a fucking

19:42

cute thing to ask?

19:44

I don't know. Of all things, a

19:46

teenager like teenagers, they

19:48

like shoplift just for the rush.

19:51

You know, oh, I shoplifted this lip balm.

19:53

And now they're narcs. They're all fucking

19:55

narcs. No, don't want to. Wait,

19:58

wait, wait, wait, wait.

19:59

Did you ever shoplift when you were young? Yeah,

20:03

of course I did. You motherfucker.

20:06

Those poor mom and pop stores.

20:08

I didn't, I didn't steal from mom and pop stores. Oh,

20:11

okay. That's fine then, right?

20:13

No, I mean, I wouldn't say it's fine, but

20:15

whatever. Kids steal little things. It's

20:17

not the end of the world. It's not looting. I

20:20

never shoplifted. I never did either. Okay, that's

20:22

fair.

20:23

I'm just saying it wasn't like

20:25

throwing bricks through Starbucks windows.

20:29

Anyway, the futurism.com

20:32

website has a headline that says, Gen Z kids

20:34

apparently don't understand how file system works.

20:37

They see it like one bucket and everything's in the

20:39

buckets.

20:40

One giant bucket.

20:42

Many professors have noticed an alarming

20:44

trend among their students. Overall, members of

20:46

Gen Z, even though studying technical scientific

20:48

fields, seem to have a total misunderstanding of

20:51

computer storage, the Verge reports. And

20:53

many fail to conceptualize a concept of directories

20:56

and folders filled with digital files.

20:59

I think this is really at the heart of, you

21:03

know. But how? How

21:05

could they not? Like, what's holding

21:08

them up there? They

21:10

don't know how the files go on the computer. Yeah,

21:13

but no, everyone uses computers to

21:17

some degree. A lot of people just do stuff on their iPhones.

21:19

When you

21:21

use your iPhone, it doesn't really hassle you for folders

21:23

and whatnot. Maybe if you're looking at your photos app

21:26

and it shows you, what

21:28

is it, albums, that's about it.

21:31

Okay, well, what's your actual point? Just

21:33

kids are getting dumb?

21:35

Kids are getting technologically illiterate,

21:38

which means they can't really.

21:40

That means we'll have the power over

21:42

the earlier generations. That's

21:44

fine. We'll have the, you know, we'll

21:47

have the power of the computers on our side when

21:49

the generational walls break out. I

21:52

think it's a good thing that kids are getting stupider

21:54

with technology. It means less kids on

21:57

the technology.

21:59

They're dumber because

22:02

they are more on technology, if

22:04

anything. They're precisely dumber because they

22:07

don't do anything on the computer besides, again,

22:09

TikTok. But if you can just keep them

22:12

only on Twitter forever, I think

22:15

like a quarantine zone, if that's the only thing

22:17

they know about technology, I think that's a net

22:19

positive for everything else.

22:21

What do you want them to do? Do

22:24

you want forced computer time to make sure that

22:26

they get their daily computer intake

22:29

so they know how to use it? What

22:31

do you want them to do? I think they should be technologically more

22:33

literate. Yeah, I also don't think you should

22:36

confuse being technologically literate with

22:38

computer addiction or a lot of time. It's just

22:40

like if I said kids should learn how

22:43

to cook, that doesn't mean I want them to

22:45

constantly eat and be obese.

22:47

It just means you should learn how to cook and not be reliant

22:50

on like fast food chains like Netflix.

22:52

I guess you're correct in like this

22:54

is kind of like a universal skill at this point

22:57

or a mandatory skill to have in the modern world. So

22:59

kids should be prepared to, you know, use the technology.

23:02

Exactly. So

23:04

is that not taught in high

23:06

school and stuff? We had computer IT classes

23:08

that were like pretty much mandatory.

23:11

I didn't even have that in high school.

23:14

Yeah, when I was in high school and

23:16

even college, my professors were all even

23:18

more illiterate than

23:20

any of the students.

23:22

Yeah, same.

23:23

I literally had a professor who refused

23:26

to even use email. He would pin our test

23:28

results on a fucking board in the middle of campus

23:30

that we all had to take a bus to go through because

23:32

he just didn't feel like using computers.

23:35

Yeah, so I guess it is just something that's going to have to change

23:38

at the

23:39

elementary school and high school level then whatever.

23:42

That's their problem.

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23:46

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Like how would you spell a fence? Like a,

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you know, a building perimeter. S

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you spell it with an S over there as well.

27:45

A fence, taking offense. No,

27:47

no, no. Like a fence around a building, you know, like something

27:49

to keep bad people out. C. Yeah.

27:52

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27:54

it to S in defense. It doesn't make sense to me, but

27:56

yeah, we keep it with a C as well for

27:59

defense.

28:00

So, so does RuneScape. Before

28:02

we, uh, before we get way too far off, I

28:04

looked up the Native American

28:07

tribe thing from the Avatar show. Uh,

28:10

I found, I found a bunch of information. So,

28:13

the actor that we were talking about is

28:15

part of the southern Cherokee nation

28:17

of Kentucky. And

28:20

the government

28:21

and historians in that field as

28:23

well do not in any way recognize

28:26

Cherokee presence in Kentucky. So,

28:29

it is not a government-backed

28:31

or,

28:32

I don't know what the term is, a legal Cherokee

28:35

tribe, whatever it is. So, technically,

28:38

if that is the one he is part of, which is what they say

28:40

he is, he is not Native

28:42

American. And... So, wait, is

28:44

it, wait, then to go back to that drama, is

28:47

it possible that he thought he was actually,

28:50

like, Native American, and, like,

28:52

this wasn't a ploy just to get the role? I'm

28:54

gonna say no, because I read through their

28:58

application for membership. And

29:00

there are three types of membership. There is

29:02

by blood, by association,

29:05

and honorary.

29:07

So, the first one is obvious. Here's my, here's

29:09

my birth record, or my this or

29:11

that that shows I am a Cherokee member.

29:14

Done. The second one is if you're

29:16

a spouse, a stepchild,

29:18

were adopted by a member, and

29:21

that only gets you an associate card. You're

29:23

not, like, a full member of the tribe, but it's like, hey, you're,

29:26

you're kind of part of it, sure. But the third one

29:28

receives an honorary member ID

29:31

card and is given to people who

29:33

fill two requirements. The

29:35

first is you are personally nominated

29:37

by a member of the tribe to be on the

29:39

council. And number two, you continuously

29:42

promote the tribe and send them donations.

29:45

Uh, so

29:46

it's like a paid subscription. It is a paid

29:48

subscription to be a Native American,

29:50

yes. Okay.

29:52

So, that could be what's going on here, which,

29:54

if he knows that's what's going on here, he very

29:57

well could just be paying to say he's Native American.

30:00

Yeah, fair.

30:03

Alrighty. Um, speaking of superheroes

30:05

and stuff like that in Netflix shows, The

30:08

Flash, did we talk about that at all last week? I

30:10

don't think we did. No. Came out

30:12

after the episode, right?

30:13

Yeah. I think Charlie's

30:15

the only one that's seen it. Probably.

30:17

And so before

30:20

the show, before the movie came out, I remember we had a

30:22

big argument on the episode where

30:25

I said it looked awful, but you guys said

30:27

it looked good. All the previews, like people

30:29

were saying it was good beforehand, right?

30:31

Well, all the previews, everyone was like going

30:33

crazy and gushing about it. Yeah. None

30:36

of us were saying it looked good. Just looked fine.

30:39

Yeah. Okay. So

30:41

how did it turn out?

30:42

Uh, fine. I didn't hate it. I

30:44

really wish it wasn't like decent,

30:47

but it's just fine. I don't think it's great.

30:50

I don't understand why people

30:52

lost their mind about it being so good

30:54

in the previews. Like even just celebrities,

30:57

not even fandom people are like, this is amazing.

30:59

It's just an okay movie. Like it's just, it's

31:01

fun. Uh, didn't Steven

31:03

Spielberg come out and say like it made him believe in superhero

31:06

movies? I think that was Stephen King. Stephen King was

31:08

like, this taught me, this taught me what superheroes

31:11

were really about as the best goddamn fucking superhero

31:13

thing that's ever been constructed.

31:15

Like he had a crazy amount of praise for it. I think

31:17

it was Stephen King. You think it was the bag?

31:20

No, I don't. I mean, they certainly didn't

31:22

pay him. I'll tell you that much. It

31:26

has a very, very mixed reception

31:29

on Metacritic right now. It's sitting at a 56 critic

31:32

score and a 5.9 audio score. That's

31:36

like extremely bad. That's not even

31:38

mixed. That's like for a rating that's bad

31:41

for a superhero movie. Yeah.

31:43

Well, so for the critics though, it's not

31:45

from a balance of positive and negative. It

31:48

is a very large number of mixed reviews,

31:50

but for the audience score, it is a lot of positive,

31:53

a lot of negative. It's just legitimately

31:55

all over the place. Some people you ask

31:57

or read from are like, this is actually an incredible.

31:59

film and the others are like this is probably DC's

32:02

worst. There's just very,

32:04

very strong feelings both ways. So

32:07

what was bad about it?

32:09

The visuals. This is probably DC's worst

32:11

looking movie. This is probably one of the most embarrassingly

32:14

awful CGI movies ever, actually,

32:16

like in the modern age. That's such a low bar, dude. Holy

32:19

shit. No, it's so bad. It is

32:21

so fucking bad that I think

32:23

it was the director. I don't I think I'm pretty sure it was the director

32:26

had to come out and say the reason why the CGI looks so

32:28

bad so often is because it was a stylistic choice

32:30

because the flash moves so quick it distorts lights

32:32

and bends the world around him. But

32:35

it's just actually it actually

32:37

looks like video game cut scenes from 10

32:39

years ago sometimes. It is laughable

32:42

how awful he actually came in and said I

32:44

intended for it to look bad. Yes.

32:46

Yeah. Look it up. He said it was a stylistic choice

32:49

because flash moves so quickly that

32:51

it distorts the light around him and makes it look all fucked

32:53

up.

32:54

Like it is so embarrassing how awful

32:56

the visuals are in that movie.

32:58

Oh my God. It's so marbling. Like higher

33:01

up all of the good CGI artists.

33:03

No, they just don't have the time anymore. They don't.

33:06

None of the animation studios have the time

33:08

or the VFX. They're overworked. Yeah,

33:10

they're overworked. 100 percent overworked,

33:12

underpaid. Yeah. So that's the quality

33:14

you get where you have to come up with an excuse like you just move

33:16

so it looks like shit. I

33:19

was going to say I was going to

33:21

say it was a mixture of the big overworked

33:23

and also being given the design

33:25

goal of making it look bad,

33:27

which they nailed apparently, which is exactly. Yeah,

33:29

they crushed it. Well, that was the flash's original

33:31

tagline. He moves fast and looks like shit.

33:34

The

33:38

flash is I've never I've never

33:41

thought the flash is cool. I've never thought it would

33:43

be like he's so cool though. He is fucking

33:45

cool. You're totally wrong.

33:47

Yeah, I don't know. I guess he's

33:50

on the same God power level of Superman

33:52

because super speed at that level is just

33:55

absolutely busted in half.

33:57

You can do anything. But he got his ass kicked by

33:59

Superman.

33:59

in one of the movies. He did. Yeah, Superman

34:02

ran faster than him. Which is just

34:04

fucking dope. So that's the movies. That's

34:06

the movies. Comic book Flash is

34:08

just...

34:09

Even in the movies. He still is learning how to

34:11

really tap in and use the speed force, which is

34:14

what this one's about, where he masters it. True.

34:16

But comic book Flash is the most

34:18

busted fucking character in the world. He can

34:20

do just anything by moving faster.

34:23

He's nuts. It's super cool. And

34:26

I think they do a really... You

34:29

guys know I'm not a huge fan of Ezra Miller. I still

34:31

think it's ridiculous that Ezra Miller hasn't

34:33

faced any real consequences for the crimes.

34:36

But they actually do a really good

34:38

job in using the Flash in this movie.

34:41

Like the way they use the Flash's

34:43

abilities. Like I really

34:45

think this did justice

34:47

to the character, but had the worst fucking

34:49

visuals to support it ever. So

34:52

it's just kind of a real fucking

34:54

mess with

34:55

delivering

34:57

the quality you would expect from a big budget movie. How

35:00

was Ezra Miller?

35:02

Fine. Completely fine. You

35:04

don't want to compliment him at all. I

35:07

really don't, but Ezra Miller was completely

35:10

fine in the film. They use

35:12

two Ezra Millers that bounce

35:14

off each other. And it actually fucking

35:17

worked, which makes me really upset. It actually

35:19

was fine in the film. Just

35:22

to clarify,

35:24

there were twice the amount of criminals

35:26

that we thought there would be in that movie, considering

35:28

there were two. Oh my god. So

35:31

it's like a clone,

35:33

or one from a different timeline. Barry

35:35

Allen

35:38

travels back in time, which creates an alternate

35:40

pathway multiverse event.

35:42

So does that meet up

35:45

with Wally West or the other one? No,

35:48

it's all Barry Allen. It's all Barry Allen. But

35:50

they do change Batmans, so you get

35:52

Michael Keaton's Batman in the alternate, as opposed

35:54

to... Yeah, that was in the trailers,

35:57

I think. And Michael Keaton's

35:59

great.

35:59

I really think Batman was honestly

36:02

the best part of the film. When

36:04

do you guys think this multiverse fad is gonna

36:06

end? Probably now. Like

36:09

the film, the film

36:11

doesn't use the multiverse

36:13

past this movie. Like I don't see how they would.

36:17

Like what I thought and what everyone thought going into

36:19

this, is this going to be like Flashpoint where it resets the

36:21

timeline, especially because James Gunn is in charge

36:23

now, it doesn't.

36:25

So I don't really know

36:27

what the fuck they're planning to do with it anymore. Like

36:30

it seems like they bailed out on that idea, so

36:33

I don't really know. Well, I don't think the multiverse

36:35

is going to end at all because Spider-Verse was the

36:37

same overall

36:38

cut. Oh, we're

36:40

talking about multiverses. I'm so fucking sick of multiverses

36:43

now. I mean, how many multiverses in general

36:46

are still the hot topic? It's the same thing. It's

36:48

like, here's our hero, but 57 times

36:51

and this one has a wig and this one has a mustache

36:53

and this one is like inverted colors.

36:56

That sounds awesome. Yeah,

36:58

I just like multiverse stuff though. Well,

37:01

I think the multiverse is a very, very good

37:03

writing mechanic because it allows

37:06

you to easily twist a known

37:08

formula and get a lot of results out

37:10

of

37:10

it. Sure, sure. But instead

37:12

they just use it to make the audience platform,

37:15

actor or character they know shows up.

37:18

See, that's the lazy way to do it. That's

37:20

the lazy way to do it. That's how most of them do

37:22

it. Yeah. But a more

37:24

interesting take and we'll stick to comic books

37:26

is for example, Injustice Superman, I think

37:29

is a really good version of that where

37:31

they show you a multiverse where Superman isn't

37:33

immediately evil, but he's

37:36

more prone to emotional

37:39

slipping and losing his cool in

37:41

his character. And then after the Joker kills Lois

37:43

Lane, he finally snaps and goes

37:45

full dictator. And it's like, that's a cool multiverse

37:48

idea

37:49

where there's a super, you know, a twisting

37:51

on the Superman character. Like that's fun. I liked

37:53

that.

37:57

You think they could have found a multiverse where Ezra

37:59

Miller wasn't a criminal?

38:00

That might have made the film release a bit better.

38:02

In the multiverse that we live in where Ezra

38:04

is a good guy, this is the biggest movie of all time

38:07

and has perfect tens across the board. That's

38:10

where the other Barry came from. That's

38:12

why he gets a pass. So after watching

38:14

the film, I can promise you, even if Ezra Miller

38:16

was viewed the same way Keanu Reeves is viewed,

38:19

this movie would still be kind of a stinker for

38:21

a lot of people. The

38:23

visuals are so fucking unforgivably bad.

38:26

Oh my God, especially towards the end of the movie.

38:28

Jesus Christ. I absolutely ran out of money

38:30

and just asked for favors to finish it because it

38:32

is so bad at the end. Was

38:34

there a post credit scene or a tease

38:36

for anything? Spoilers, I guess. I actually, yes, of

38:39

course. It was just a story board. Yeah, I didn't

38:41

even stay to watch it. It would have

38:43

ended up being like stick figures or something. They have

38:45

no budget left.

38:46

Wait a second. If you, if you, that's

38:48

like the biggest sign that this movie was actually

38:51

bad to me. If you don't stick around to watch the after

38:53

credit scene,

38:54

that feels like it's like a pretty big label

38:56

on the movie. Like you're saying it's bad for

38:59

a superhero movie?

39:01

No, I really don't think it's bad. Like

39:04

I said, I enjoyed it. I had fun watching it. It

39:06

just has a lot of problems. And I'm

39:08

like, since the whole thing is out

39:10

of this realm now, it's all James

39:13

Gunn now.

39:13

It just feels so worthless because I feel like it's

39:16

not going to lead to anything. I don't know what

39:18

the point would be. So I just didn't

39:20

bother. I wasn't super interested. So

39:22

I had to look up his name because I kept forgetting. If

39:25

he travels back in time, does he ever meet Jay Garrick?

39:29

That sounds familiar. Who's Jay Garrick? He's

39:31

the original Flash from the 30s who

39:34

was replaced by Barry Allen. Oh no, no, no, no,

39:36

no. He only, he only meets Barry Allen for Flashes,

39:38

but he meets other, you meet other

39:41

supermen and Batman.

39:44

Gotcha. Jackson's

39:48

fucking sigh. Just, just

39:51

nice of you. Speed a clap.

39:54

I know. I'll spoil one thing

39:56

for you real quick because I think you guys are going to really

39:58

hate this.

39:59

Yeah, there is

40:02

a Nicholas Cage Superman

40:04

moment in the film, which was literally

40:06

a clap please moment. Yeah,

40:09

I heard, that sounds awful. Nick

40:12

Cage is, he's having a resurgence.

40:14

He's also in Dead by Daylight now, right? Yeah,

40:17

did you see the, was it,

40:19

which one was it?

40:20

He was at one of the conferences he came out

40:22

and, was it Jeff Keighley?

40:25

It was Jeff Keighley, yeah, the Summer Games Fest. They

40:27

had Nicholas Cage from the-

40:29

He seems like such a lovable dude. He's

40:31

up there with his- He seems like a genuine goofball. Like

40:34

he's not playing a character, he's just actually

40:36

a weirdo in a good way. Yeah,

40:39

have you guys, I don't even know why I'm asking it like

40:41

this. I know you guys haven't seen it. He did

40:43

a, what is it, GDQ

40:45

or GQ, where it's like you Google yourself and

40:47

answer your questions. Nicholas Cage did one, but

40:49

he didn't wanna be there at all. So

40:52

what he ended up doing is he wouldn't play

40:54

around with any of it. So if there was a question asked

40:56

like,

40:57

was Nicholas Cage's abs spray painted

41:00

and ghost writer's like, no, it was real and I'm really tired

41:02

of people talking about this, which is why I don't work out

41:04

anymore. Cause I put in all that effort and you guys didn't appreciate

41:06

it. So I, yeah. And

41:08

then like one of the producers that was behind

41:11

the camera, tried to like goad

41:13

him into talking more about it. And he just said like outright,

41:15

no, I just don't really wanna talk about any of this.

41:19

It was so crazy.

41:20

Like he just legitimately didn't wanna be there

41:23

and it was fucking beautiful for it. And he keeps

41:25

like this, he keeps like a really mean

41:27

mug on the entire time going through this. It's

41:29

so goofy. It's like, I wonder

41:32

if he's being genuine in that case or if he's like,

41:34

he's playing it up cause he knows

41:37

it's gonna come across as funny.

41:39

No, I don't think so at all. I watched it and

41:41

I was fucking uncomfortable. I was like, wow, he does,

41:43

he hates this. He fucking hates it.

41:46

Did you see that he was taking a photo,

41:48

he's taking photos with Keanu Reeves, not

41:51

Keanu Reeves. Fuck, what's the

41:53

guy that did Death Stranding? The developer. Kojima.

41:56

Kojima, yeah, he's, it looks like he might

41:58

be in the next Kojima production.

41:59

because they're meeting up and stuff. Oh,

42:02

I wanted to ask about this. So

42:04

Jackson, you said you hate that guy now

42:06

or changed? Hate to strong.

42:09

I never like loved him or anything. I was never like

42:11

a like I never

42:13

was big into Metal Gear Solid or anything. So I

42:15

don't have like the admiration for him that like Andrew

42:18

and Charlie probably have. But he just

42:20

comes across as like super egotistical

42:22

currently. Like he

42:24

I can't remember what it was specifically, but there

42:26

was something that happened recently where he made

42:28

it like a documentary. Like a feature like documentary on

42:30

himself, calling

42:36

himself like the greatest video game visionary of all time,

42:39

stuff like that. And I'm

42:41

like, dude, you made this documentary

42:43

like the documentary name was like Hideo Kojima,

42:47

the greatest mind in video games or something like that. And

42:50

then it's like down the bottom, directed

42:52

and created by Kojima. So

42:54

like

42:55

that just comes across as egotistical to me. And

42:57

I don't like ego usually. Well, it doesn't just

42:59

come across as egotistical. It literally is like

43:01

my definition here. Well,

43:04

I don't know like the cultural things though.

43:07

I don't know the cultural things and stuff. So I don't

43:09

know. He's just always been like that

43:11

in Metal Gear Solid 5 at the start of

43:13

every single mission. It's like

43:16

directed by Hideo Kojima or something. Yeah.

43:19

Yeah. Every single possible thing that he's done, he's

43:21

like labeled it on the box. He's

43:24

that kind of guy. It's

43:25

so funny. I don't hate him like with a vendetta or anything. I

43:30

hate the praise that he gets most of all. But

43:33

he deserves it. He makes very good video

43:35

games. I know he deserves it. He

43:38

makes good video games and he makes Andrew feel good

43:40

inside. But

43:42

at the same time, he gives himself enough praise.

43:45

No, there's more. I don't feel like he

43:47

deserves the rest. All right,

43:49

Jackson, when you make anything

43:52

on the caliber of Metal Gear Solid, you

43:54

can say Kojima should be. He already did. It's

43:56

called Game of Moans. Oh, you're right. True. The

43:59

game of Metal Gear Solid.

43:59

me a hand and halfway through. Yeah,

44:02

I scrapped my name from that entirely. There

44:05

was no credits, no name involved.

44:10

Put it on his IMDb though.

44:13

Yeah, please. I want to go

44:15

down in history.

44:17

Called Connecting Worlds, the documentary.

44:21

Look Jackson, you're allowed to

44:23

make an autobiography. He's allowed instead

44:26

of writing a book about himself to make a movie

44:28

about himself. There's nothing wrong with that. It's

44:30

fine.

44:33

Yeah, no, I'm totally fine

44:35

with him writing like a history of himself or

44:37

whatever, like an autobiography like he said. But

44:39

doesn't that usually come after your career has ended

44:42

as well? Doesn't have to.

44:44

No, they do biographies

44:46

and shit like that of people that are still actively

44:48

working. If anything, it's a good idea to do

44:50

it while you're working because it's when people are going to buy

44:52

it and be interested.

44:54

I'd watch it. I want to watch

44:56

this movie.

44:56

I like his stuff. I want to see what he thinks.

45:01

It's going to be sitting in a boardroom meeting

45:04

or something going, okay, this character's name is Comfar

45:06

Tampon Blood. And they're all going

45:08

to be applauding. That sounds great. That sounds

45:10

like an awesome movie. Yeah,

45:13

I can already see that one

45:15

coming out pretty soon. That's on the horizon.

45:19

You wanted to call the movie director

45:21

man, but they said no. Film

45:24

two. All

45:28

right. Here was the headline

45:30

like here. Here was the bio

45:33

of the

45:35

Hideo Kojima thing. Wait a second. It

45:37

says produced by Ben Hilton and directed and filmed by Glenn Milner.

45:41

Where did I get the information that Hideo wrote?

45:44

I don't know. I made it up. Maybe

45:46

you just made it up. Maybe you just don't like it. I clouded

45:48

your judgment.

45:50

God, this fucking memory. Oh,

45:53

well, where did I get this information from?

45:56

All right. Well, I don't want to talk about it anymore just in case

45:58

he didn't actually make it.

45:59

this entire topic was based on a complete

46:02

fabrication of Jackson's memory. I'm

46:06

actually going insane. It's fucking awesome.

46:09

Great topic. I need one memorable

46:11

line from it. To be fair, to be

46:14

fair, I am fucked from my England

46:17

trip.

46:18

I'm going to blame it on that.

46:21

That's fair. When are you flying back again?

46:23

Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, two days

46:26

from now.

46:27

Two days from now. You fly

46:29

home in two days?

46:31

Yeah. You've got to be excited about

46:33

that. I fucking can't wait. I

46:38

cannot wait. Oh my God, I miss

46:41

fucking things that I took for granted. Like

46:45

cool air.

46:47

Oh my God, that's the fucking part. You miss Australia

46:49

for its cold weather? Holy shit. Somehow.

46:53

It's the infrastructure. I don't fucking know.

46:56

After our episode when Jackson was talking about

46:58

it, I looked into it a little bit.

46:59

Pyrocynical just made something talking about it

47:01

as well. Apparently in the

47:04

UK, it gets just about as humid

47:06

as Florida down here, Andrew, but they don't

47:08

have AC and their homes are designed

47:10

to trap heat in. Oh. So

47:13

you're constantly just fucking. It's like a sauna.

47:16

Yeah, you're just constantly fucking wet and cooking. Oh my

47:18

God. I talked, I specifically. I know,

47:20

I know. I just looked into it more. It's apparently just

47:22

like a, it's, I don't know

47:24

how anyone accepts that. Like AC is just

47:26

such a basic invention and if it really

47:28

does Europe,

47:30

they just take it. I don't know why though,

47:33

especially if it gets as humid as it's how they are. That's

47:35

crazy. There's a reason you guys want your

47:37

independence from these people. They just take

47:39

it. They like it.

47:41

The Americans didn't. So they said bye. I don't

47:44

know. That's, that's weird though. Cause like the

47:46

humidity here is fucking unbearable.

47:48

I could imagine living here without AC.

47:51

The war for independence from

47:54

the US between Britain was like

47:56

for whatever. They said in a hundred.

47:59

years we're gonna invent this device and

48:02

boy you better fucking believe we want it. You

48:04

guys don't need it but we're fighting for it.

48:07

I think it's only been a problem here for like the last

48:09

two or three years they've just had some really like

48:12

big heat waves or whatever and up

48:14

until that point like summer like hot

48:16

days would only last for a couple weeks every year

48:18

or so and it wouldn't be that bad where you would

48:20

need air conditioning

48:22

but like it's just been bad over the last few years and now

48:24

they're realizing that they might need air conditioning

48:28

or fans at least like fine

48:30

fine air conditioning totally whatever

48:32

you don't need air conditioning some houses in Australia don't

48:35

have air conditioning it's like yeah fine that's a lot

48:37

of energy or whatever like your bills go up but

48:39

at least put fans in the room or something to

48:41

move around the air something please

48:44

there's no fans. Another thing that I

48:46

heard about is when they do put

48:49

fans in the rooms since it is so humid

48:51

and the house is trap heat all it does is push

48:53

hot air around it's very minimal

48:56

relief. Oh my god.

48:58

It's what fans do in general. Would that create

49:00

mini cyclones or tornadoes or whatever? Is

49:02

that what tornadoes are? No which is why okay poor

49:04

people that grow up like this we had to learn tricks

49:06

so you go and see you put your

49:09

shirt under the faucet you get it all wet and then you

49:11

put it on and then you put the fan on yourself so

49:14

we'll cool the water down a little bit on you or you

49:16

literally sleep under a wet blanket at night

49:19

to like a very thin wet blanket

49:21

so it kind of sucks the

49:24

heat out of your body and shit.

49:26

Is it tornadoes

49:28

or cyclones created by hot air and cold

49:31

air like circling each other? Yeah there's

49:33

no cold air here and it's a fucking little

49:35

fan it's not getting cycled like a

49:37

tornado. I

49:41

meant like a mini cyclone like not

49:43

a full scale. Oh what a bit fun.

49:46

Yeah just enough to like fuck up a room or something.

49:50

Oh god you could blow air into

49:52

it maybe maybe that's cool enough. Yeah

49:54

maybe. Well

49:58

I'm glad you get to fly back soon.

49:59

Yeah, yeah, I think this country is actually

50:02

making me crazy I I don't know what I think

50:04

it's cuz we talk shit about the royal family or whatever

50:06

and like the spirits of all the Royals have haunted

50:08

me, but I have had like no luck on this trip whatsoever

50:11

When I was setting up for this fucking episode

50:13

like 20 minutes ago I

50:15

was out in my hotel door and I slammed it

50:17

into my broken foot and like sliced

50:20

like the tip of my toe And there was blood everywhere Jesus

50:23

Christ. It has nothing to do with luck. It has to

50:25

do with your clumsy miss

50:27

I'm not I'm not actually fucking cluster Keaton

50:29

film like it sounds like you do this on purpose

50:33

I'll give you the memory issues. I'm not actually usually

50:35

clumsy. It's only been the last like this

50:37

English just make you clumsy. I Don't

50:40

know and like seriously I have

50:43

maybe or maybe it's just like

50:46

because I've I'm on a hot

50:48

streak basically like

50:50

it started and now it won't stop. I

50:52

don't know

50:53

Hope it doesn't culminate with the

50:55

plane

50:58

Before you leave yeah,

50:59

please

51:05

Yeah, I'm happy to be gone. I mean there was some good moments

51:07

towards the second half of this

51:09

trip, but

51:11

Yeah, I'm ready to leave. Is there anything good

51:13

you can say about the

51:14

year trip? Well,

51:16

I've already said a lot of good stuff like the architecture

51:18

the food I went and saw the Arctic

51:21

monkeys last night, and that was really good enjoyed

51:23

that you saw they still tore

51:25

holy shit Yeah, I know.

51:27

They're super old now But they were

51:29

great

51:30

No Okay

51:40

Last night last night the we were

51:42

at the Emirates Stadium for the Arctic monkeys,

51:45

and I think it was like a crowd of

51:47

like 80,000 people

51:49

Which didn't look massive? I think

51:51

was the stadium so large, but once we all

51:53

left at the end It was pandemonium

51:56

in the streets. I've never seen anything like it like

51:58

the streets were just walled

51:59

to wall with people. Traffic was like blocked

52:03

like I don't know, an hour

52:05

out from the state not an hour, 30 minutes

52:07

out from the stadium. We couldn't get like

52:10

the metro or public transport or anything because like they

52:12

were just stand stills in the

52:14

in the metro like entrances

52:16

or whatever. So we had to walk for like 45 minutes

52:19

to finally be able to catch an Uber. That's

52:21

fucking awesome. It was

52:23

pretty fucking hype. Great end to the night, especially

52:25

walking around on a broken foot. Love that. Thanks. Also,

52:29

England has a fascination with stairs. This

52:32

is like the least accessible country I think I've ever

52:34

been in, even compared to America.

52:37

I know it's because I know it's because like all these

52:39

buildings are super old or whatever. But there's

52:42

no lifts or elevators

52:44

or anything. It's all stairs. I don't know how

52:46

anyone exists here as a group. Compared to America,

52:48

America is all flat. You know, they don't

52:50

need stairs here.

52:52

Well, I mean, buildings and stuff, right? I

52:54

mean, all the buildings here are like one story. Most

52:57

of the buildings you see here are like strip malls.

53:00

Oh, true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That might be the difference.

53:02

But like, yeah, even like public spaces

53:04

and stuff, it's all just stairs like the metro.

53:07

Stuff like that. It's just stairs. I

53:09

had to like carry all my luggage up like three

53:11

flights of stairs just for this hotel room. It was like

53:14

single, single line. It was fucking

53:16

awful. I hate this country. I want to leave, please.

53:19

Well,

53:24

I'm glad your vacation has been good.

53:27

Yeah, it's pretty great. Love it. We'll be back soon. Sounds

53:29

fun. Awesome.

53:30

Did you guys have any

53:33

other topics or did you want to make fun of Reddit

53:35

real quick because they bent the knee

53:37

pretty thoroughly? I forgot

53:39

my girlfriend's listening to this recording

53:41

and now she's angry at me. She's crossing her arms. This

53:43

is her home country.

53:46

It didn't mean it just for the show.

53:48

I love it. My leg

53:50

doesn't hurt.

53:53

I do have one mini topic of

53:55

something I just read about yesterday if you

53:57

think this is interesting. Have

53:59

you guys ever?

53:59

heard of Tanya Head?

54:03

No. Is this a porn star or something?

54:05

No, Jesus. Uh, no, she is

54:07

a woman who lied about being

54:10

in the 9-11 terrorist

54:11

attack. She talked

54:13

about how she worked at the trade center

54:15

and like, she wrote a whole book

54:17

about how she survived

54:20

and all this and that, and it turns

54:22

out she lied about the whole thing. She

54:25

got exposed for lying about it and trying to profit

54:27

off pretending to be a 9-11 survivor.

54:30

And I just found the whole story really interesting

54:33

because she,

54:34

like her story is fucking wild and

54:37

she was huge for it. And then it turns

54:39

out she wasn't even like in the country

54:42

during 9-11 and she also made

54:44

up her name. Like she's not actually named Tanya

54:47

Head. She's just someone completely different who lied

54:49

about everything. How did no one fact check it? I don't,

54:51

well, they didn't fact check it for a while until, uh,

54:53

who was it? I think it was New York time. Yeah.

54:55

New York times investigated.

54:59

I just found that really interesting.

55:02

What kind of claims did she make?

55:03

Oh, she, she claimed that her husband died

55:06

there. They were both working during the

55:08

attack.

55:09

Uh, she saw someone

55:11

like, you know, burning to death and then

55:13

he gave him, gave her his wedding

55:16

ring and said, take this to his wife,

55:18

which she said she did. She just wrote a movie.

55:20

Yeah. She, she, she literally, It's been obvious that it

55:22

didn't happen. I, what I was reading,

55:25

I was just thinking, okay, who the fuck buys like a 9-11 survivor

55:28

memoir? Like, what's it going to say? I ran down

55:30

the stairs and outside,

55:32

but if she made up all of this action movie crap,

55:34

that's obviously fake. You can fucking get immediately

55:38

who's burning to death and slowly

55:40

and methodically takes off their wedding

55:43

ring and says, take this to my wife. I'd just

55:45

be screaming my fucking head off.

55:47

Yeah. To my wife. I love her.

55:51

Oh wait, hang on. It's kind of stuck a little bit. Hang on.

55:53

Hang on. And there you go.

55:55

But it was just maybe, maybe he was only

55:57

partially on fire, like the bottom half.

55:59

I don't remember if it was

56:02

on fire or trapped under debris, but it

56:04

was something like that. That is a massive

56:06

difference. It was something like that.

56:08

And she was like, he gave me the wedding ring to take two points. Wait

56:10

a minute.

56:12

How much debris could he have been trapped

56:14

under? The plane hit the fucking building and then it pretty

56:16

much went down immediately. There wasn't like a

56:19

earthquake beforehand as a warning.

56:21

Well, it didn't go down. It knocked his stuff loose. There

56:23

was still, there would have been time for like, yeah,

56:26

there would have still been time for that to have happened. I

56:28

guess. This is so stupid. It sounds

56:30

like she just watched Die Hard or something. She watched,

56:33

oh, okay. How did the Ekatomi Plaza explode?

56:35

And I'm going to rewrite this as I, and

56:38

then I crawled through the vents and I saw the

56:40

terrorists. One had survived. I

56:44

snapped his neck. And he wanted the money. I

56:46

just don't understand how her story didn't unravel

56:48

sooner. She also secured state

56:51

funding from

56:51

something called the survivors network and then

56:53

went on a worldwide press tour for

56:55

her story that she was sharing. It was

56:58

crazy.

57:01

But yeah, I was reading about that yesterday.

57:05

Well,

57:05

I'm sure the government was all the more happy about

57:07

it. I'm sure they fact checked her fucking bullshits.

57:09

But hey, I mean, we want to invite a country.

57:11

So yeah, sure. Her husband died.

57:14

It was really, really sad. We need to get revenge

57:16

on them terrorists.

57:18

I also didn't realize that this is not,

57:21

she's not the only one to do this. I knew there would probably

57:23

be people that faked this kind of shit, but

57:25

there was also, there was also a comedian

57:27

not long ago who went on a podcast

57:30

and told the story about how he was in the World

57:32

Trade Center during the 9 11 attacks. And

57:34

then I don't remember how it unraveled. I didn't look into this

57:36

one a lot,

57:37

but it unraveled. And then he went on Howard Stern. He's

57:40

like, yeah, I just, you know, I kind of lied about it. I

57:43

just made it up. Who would you do? Did you face any repercussions?

57:45

Because I don't know. I don't know what would

57:48

even happen. It's not like they can take back all of the

57:50

money, right? Yeah, I don't. I

57:52

don't know. She has just never been heard

57:54

from again. She just like vanished.

57:56

The comedian, they should make a, they should make.

57:59

I'm gonna go with Tonya and Eleven. Then

58:04

she make it real like a Black Mirror episode. It

58:07

doesn't have to be real. It can be like a mock one, but she

58:09

has to live what she said that she created. It's

58:12

fine.

58:12

Just put everything back and do it again.

58:15

The comedians, the comedians

58:17

one actually had a whole video dedicated

58:19

to like the aftermath and the situation. This

58:24

woman, okay, you're underselling this. This woman

58:26

wasn't even an American or an America. When

58:28

she claimed that she wasn't even in the country.

58:33

She was a fucking Spanish woman in Barcelona

58:36

at the time and listen to this Game of

58:38

Thrones act. She joined the World Trade

58:40

Center survivors network. She joined

58:42

it and then became its president.

58:44

She

58:45

resold her way to the top. She

58:50

does deserve a book. She deserves a book for

58:52

this. I know. She should tell a real story.

58:55

Now I'm actually interested. This is way better

58:57

than whatever the fuck she made of it. She infiltrated a

58:59

9-11 group and became its leader. No

59:02

one asked any questions.

59:06

Jesus Christ. I mean, why would you? Why would you

59:08

ask questions in that situation if it's like a survivors?

59:10

Yeah, you wouldn't like. Yeah, I certainly

59:12

wouldn't be trying to poke holes in the story and be

59:14

like, oh my god, this is horrifying. I'm sorry to hear that.

59:17

Yeah, you're looking to relate to other

59:19

people in that kind of group. Oh, you're gonna

59:21

look like a dick too. If you go,

59:23

wait a minute. I don't believe you. Yeah,

59:26

sometimes you have to be the dick. What

59:28

flaw did you say you were on? I

59:30

was there too and I didn't see you. What

59:38

like calamity do you guys think you could

59:40

get away with lying about being there

59:42

for? That

59:44

you think even if they fact-check you,

59:46

you could get away with it.

59:48

Existing in London. No, but

59:52

maybe like the bushfires in Australia,

59:55

right? Probably.

59:56

Yeah, you

59:58

could definitely get away with that. Yeah,

1:00:01

I meant more like a smaller scale,

1:00:04

not smaller scale. 9-11

1:00:06

was like... I meant

1:00:08

like not like country-wide, you

1:00:10

know what I mean? Like more localized

1:00:13

kind of event? Yeah, yeah, geographically

1:00:15

in a smaller location where it's like a terror

1:00:17

attack or something like that, or

1:00:19

like a ship's sink. Like it doesn't exist?

1:00:23

Like the entire thing doesn't exist? No.

1:00:26

Oh, actually I wonder about that too. No.

1:00:28

That would be way harder, obviously. Yeah, that would be way

1:00:31

harder to keep there a secret between so many

1:00:33

people, but I don't

1:00:35

know. Like there was this one plane

1:00:37

that crashed in the Andes mountain or something and all

1:00:39

of the survivors set the resort to cannibalizing

1:00:41

the dead people. I wonder if you could lie

1:00:44

about having been there and yeah, the meat

1:00:46

was not delicious. Don't

1:00:49

ask me how it tasted. It was like chicken. Don't

1:00:51

they usually say that it is delicious and

1:00:54

then they get hungry for the human meat afterwards?

1:00:56

What? What are you talking about? Yeah,

1:01:00

don't they? I swear I've heard that.

1:01:02

Apparently, first of all, they had to eat like human

1:01:04

popsicle. All of the meat was frozen and they

1:01:06

didn't have any fire to cook it. So they had to eat

1:01:09

it all raw and

1:01:10

nasty, gunky like.

1:01:13

Would you guys be all right with ethical

1:01:15

human harvesting, like food from humans?

1:01:18

No, not at all.

1:01:19

Not even if it was completely ethical.

1:01:22

Like soil and green?

1:01:24

No, like you die, but

1:01:27

you've like given your body for meat.

1:01:30

Basically, like you have a thing on your

1:01:32

cart that says you're a meat donor. It's

1:01:35

like gross. Like the physical aspect

1:01:38

of it is just like, if I don't like you, I'm not going to feel like

1:01:40

eating you. Yeah. Well,

1:01:42

yeah. Plus it'll be all like old people then. And the

1:01:45

meat's probably all like Risley and stuff too, right?

1:01:47

Well, it wouldn't just be old people if

1:01:49

they die in a car crash. I assume their meat is just

1:01:51

as valid once they scrape it off the asphalt.

1:01:54

But again, like who were you? What

1:01:56

if it was a Redditor?

1:01:57

I don't want to eat that. Was

1:02:00

this like organic? Is there any GMO on it?

1:02:03

You don't know anything about the individual like cows and livestock

1:02:06

that you eat. Why would that matter? Exactly.

1:02:08

Because they're dummies. They're not on fucking

1:02:10

Twitter arguing in favor of minor attractive

1:02:12

persons. I can eat them all day. How is that at

1:02:15

all going to affect the meat?

1:02:17

I just, it's psychological. I don't like it. I

1:02:19

don't want to consume this. I don't want this in

1:02:21

my body. No shit, eating human meat is inherently

1:02:23

psychological. We are eating human meat. Something

1:02:27

that's like

1:02:28

normal.

1:02:30

But would you guys be fine with it?

1:02:33

No, I mean, I don't, I wouldn't want to eat

1:02:35

it.

1:02:36

If I had to, if I had no choice.

1:02:40

Not if you had no choice. Would you be fine with this being

1:02:43

an entire industry along with like meat, livestock? You

1:02:45

don't have to eat it,

1:02:47

but it exists.

1:02:49

Or would you fight vehemently for

1:02:51

this industry? And remember, it's ethical.

1:02:54

Yeah, but how ethical? Okay, who decides it's

1:02:56

ethical? What? What about

1:02:58

where the Canadians now want to execute

1:03:01

like 17 year olds for a bummed out about life

1:03:03

and euthanize them? Should we eat those?

1:03:06

I don't think that's ethical. If they've got the stamp on their card.

1:03:08

Body donor. I

1:03:11

consent to being eaten after death. I

1:03:15

don't know. There have been these stunts

1:03:17

where people, you know, if you,

1:03:19

if a guy has to have his leg amputated, he goes,

1:03:21

okay, doc, give it to me afterwards. I want to grill

1:03:23

it and eat it with my friends. And then they do.

1:03:26

That's taking the power back, right?

1:03:28

I don't know what, I just might be curiosity. I don't

1:03:30

know. Wasn't there also some Japanese

1:03:32

artists to cut off his

1:03:35

own dick and served it for like hundred bucks

1:03:37

a seat?

1:03:38

There was a man who consented to

1:03:40

being killed and eaten by a cannibal. Yeah, that's

1:03:43

cannibal cafe. That's Armin

1:03:45

Neves, I think his name was.

1:03:47

Yeah. I'm talking about a Japanese

1:03:49

guy that wasn't like any murder involved or any

1:03:52

sort of like crime. He literally cut off

1:03:54

his own dick. That's a crime, isn't it? To cut off

1:03:56

your own

1:03:57

dick? No. Do

1:04:00

a rescue for it They

1:04:05

can arrest you for like pre-guess of a bodily harm No,

1:04:07

they can't what the fuck do you like

1:04:09

they can do like a wellness thing? Like,

1:04:12

you know, you seem like a danger like you might hurt

1:04:14

or kill yourself that then they could like admit you

1:04:16

somewhere But it's not like you

1:04:18

Would be a problem to tell the people that

1:04:20

you're serving them cooked penis. I guess well,

1:04:23

that is absolutely a crime You can't

1:04:25

be a crime. It's gonna go through like food Standards

1:04:28

and services FDA has to approve it

1:04:31

His name is Mao Sugiyama. He was 22

1:04:34

or is I guess maybe if he's still alive Five

1:04:37

guests paid around 160 pound

1:04:39

each for the meal Sugiyama 22 who's

1:04:42

asexual voluntarily underwent Surgery

1:04:44

to have his penis removed one penis

1:04:46

is not gonna be enough for five people Unless

1:04:49

he was really packing. He might have been really impressive.

1:04:51

Well, no way No, it could also be one of those like

1:04:54

luxury restaurant dishes One

1:04:56

little piece of like pretentious piece of

1:04:58

shit. Yeah

1:05:04

He

1:05:04

packs a lot of flavor into that thing I threw

1:05:06

his balls in there too Balls

1:05:19

Have to throw your nuts in there as well Otherwise

1:05:21

you just have like a fucking dangly

1:05:23

scrotum that sack with no

1:05:28

So the scrotum was also served do you think he like

1:05:30

burnt it to a crisp like

1:05:33

breaded chicken Resapeated

1:05:36

up was he like it served with a nice garlic herb

1:05:38

butter and a reduction of white wine Like

1:05:40

or do you think it was just raw grilled up penis

1:05:43

and balls? He I think he did.

1:05:45

Yeah, he came out holding the plate with his seven

1:05:47

dick on a screen What

1:05:51

happened?

1:05:53

Man, I guess the genitalia were

1:05:56

very rubbery and tasted of very little

1:05:59

This was a money I tried to find

1:06:02

the story look it up myself, but I didn't know how to search

1:06:04

it So I just ran with man serves penis

1:06:06

to guests and I found it which was nice.

1:06:08

It's gonna be fun There's a lot

1:06:11

of results for that. Yeah, it was

1:06:13

way too broad But I'm looking at the picture of it So

1:06:16

it actually does seem like he did really

1:06:18

like go hard with it So he's got it

1:06:21

looks like red and green bell peppers

1:06:23

surrounding a like a scrotum dish

1:06:25

here. I think I can't really tell It

1:06:29

is it is yeah, it is a scrotum dish and he has like

1:06:31

some red and green bell peppers around it It looks

1:06:33

like he's got paprika sprinkled on it. So

1:06:36

he did try and make it very flavorful

1:06:38

and Was actually good Wow.

1:06:40

He was actually supervised by a professional chef

1:06:44

That's gonna be so hard. He also did this over 10 years

1:06:47

ago. So I wonder where he is now Probably

1:06:50

very regretful. Yeah, I wonder

1:06:52

if you read. Yeah, I wonder You

1:06:54

I'm looking at photos that's disgusting. It's

1:06:56

like cooked medium-rare, too. Oh,

1:06:59

yeah, it is. Yeah, it is very

1:07:01

not super cooked Can

1:07:04

you guys hear me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay,

1:07:07

sweet. Wait, did you say something?

1:07:09

No, this codes completely frozen. Just checking. No. Oh

1:07:13

Well, he even even tweeted it out to hype

1:07:15

it up. It's a once in a lifetime chance So I decided

1:07:18

on the spur of the moment to do it

1:07:21

You Don't want to make spur of the moment

1:07:23

decisions when it comes to your penis and

1:07:25

its attachment to your body, right? It

1:07:29

seems like you gotta think about that for a little

1:07:31

bit longer than

1:07:32

There was it was actually shortly before his 22nd

1:07:34

birthday

1:07:36

Why?

1:07:37

There was a there was apparently debate

1:07:39

on if the meal went to plan There's a

1:07:42

culinary expert at calorie lab

1:07:44

who waited and saying the chef just didn't

1:07:46

cook it, right? What a waste of a perfectly good

1:07:48

penis penis is tough and needs

1:07:50

to be slow cooked through sous vide

1:07:52

or a brace So this

1:07:55

one guy didn't like his meal. He just didn't

1:07:57

enjoy it.

1:07:58

It doesn't seem like he was an

1:07:59

actual chef on his own accord.

1:08:02

So it

1:08:03

was a real missed opportunity,

1:08:06

I guess.

1:08:08

Neither was Armin Myvis by the way, and he also

1:08:10

said the same thing that his victim's dick

1:08:13

was too chewy. Look, his penises are

1:08:15

just chewy. That's

1:08:17

why you should suck on him and never bite. Let

1:08:20

that be a lesson. I

1:08:22

guess that would make sense that it would be chewy.

1:08:26

It's you know, there's no like bones

1:08:28

or anything in there. I looked at a penis or two

1:08:30

and said it looks pretty chewy. It's

1:08:32

mainly just, you know, the what

1:08:34

is it, the capis spongiosum

1:08:36

and corpus cavernosa or something

1:08:39

like that. What the fuck? What?

1:08:41

That's what makes your wiener hard. It fills with blood.

1:08:44

Yeah, it's just like blood vessels, right?

1:08:46

Nice chewy penis.

1:08:47

It's like a little tube down the middle and then just

1:08:50

blood vessels all around, right? Is that

1:08:52

what a penis is? Something

1:08:54

like that. I don't know. It's been a long time. There's

1:08:56

a little bit of magic and pixie dust in there too,

1:08:58

but yeah. What makes what's

1:09:01

cow meat? What like what what is the beef?

1:09:03

It's like, is it their muscle?

1:09:08

Yeah, I don't know. I think so. I'm

1:09:10

not a butcher. Hmm. Yes.

1:09:15

Not sure. All of you go in silence made me

1:09:17

very self-conscious now.

1:09:20

I don't know what this is. I was asking.

1:09:23

I assumed it was muscle.

1:09:24

It's not fat because the fat is the chewy bit, right?

1:09:27

Yeah, that is fat. That's why when you

1:09:29

order food like a steak, people

1:09:31

are like, oh, it's got fat on it because that is fat

1:09:33

Jackson.

1:09:35

Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's chewy. Yeah.

1:09:39

All right. Can we wrap there? Yeah,

1:09:43

sure.

1:09:44

All right, sweet. Thanks, guys.

1:09:46

I'll see you next time. Once I'm back in

1:09:49

Australia. Thanks for joining me on my European

1:09:51

trip or English trip, I guess.

1:09:53

Appreciate it a lot. Sorry to anyone in

1:09:56

England that has been offended

1:09:58

by my words, but

1:09:59

I'm not taking them back.

1:10:01

Other than that...

1:10:04

You've apologized like 10 times already. True.

1:10:08

It's not... I'm not taking

1:10:11

back what I said was wrong with the country.

1:10:13

I still stand by those, but there's

1:10:16

some good parts as well. I'll give

1:10:18

you that, like outside of London definitely.

1:10:21

Alright, anyway... Okay, don't forget you owe me a coke.

1:10:23

That's not me, I guess I do. Bye. Alright,

1:10:26

bye guys. Patreon, Nook and Flushiefish podcast. Bye.